#WHA T THE HELL WHERE DID THEY STORE THESE

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Let's tease the BSD boys!

Fandom: Bungou stray dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Fyodor, Nikolai, Ranpo, Chuuya X Fem!Reader

Genre: Crack, Humor, Fluff

Format: Drabble

Warnings: Maybe a bit ooc? That's it ig

Word Count: 1.8K

A/n: Some of them deserve it and some of them don't but what can we do <3

↳Osamu Dazai

"Osamu! I got you a present!"

Your Boyfriend looked up at you from his book, face brightening up as he saw the big red box in your hands. You were clearly struggling to hold it up, so he assumed there was something big and heavy inside. Not that he cared about that though; he was always delighted by the gesture, then the present itself.

"Awww baby! You didn't have t- What the hell?!!"

You let out an innocent chuckle, raising the small puppy you took out of the box as you took a step closer to Dazai who was staring at the poor animal with pure disgust and panic in his widened eyes.

"Oh c'mon 'Samu! Look at him! Isn't he the cutest? Look at how fluffy he is! Wanna give this little guy a hug?" "No! I want you to get this- this evil beast out of here!"

"Beast? Oh c'mon don't be like that big guy! You've always wanted a dog haven't you? Isn't that why you always refer to Chuuya as your dog?" "No? I call him that because I hate dogs and I hate him!"

The sight of Dazai actually being terrified was something so rare and oh, so satisfying. You wish you were recording this and you knew that Kunikida would thank you later on for it.

The dog took his tongue out, causing the bandaged man to let out a snort out of nausea, taking steps rearward to be as distant as he could be with his eternal enemy. What he didn't expect was feeling the wall behind him as his back stuck to it, letting him know he had nowhere else to run to.

"Osamu? Don't you wanna hug him? I went all the way to the pet store to get him for you! You're breaking my heart acting like this! If you don't hug him yourself, then I guess I'll have no choice but to throw him on you" You shrugged your shoulders, trying to hide the smug look on your face; but it was hard because of your huge evil smile.

"Y/n?" "Yes?" "If you do that I'll scream"

Well, who wouldn't want to hear the great Osamu Dazai screaming?

↳Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Dos-kun Dos-kun! Look at what I found at the store!" Nikolai smiled as he placed the small toy mouse on the floor, pointing at it with both of his hands.

"Ta da! See? It's you! Even his skin has the same color as your hair!"

"Is that so?" Fyodor stared at the toy with a blank expression, then looked back to his co-worker with his eyebrows raised. "And how much did this thing cost you?"

"Doesn't matter! Was worse every penny! Look! It can move around too!"

Nikolai bent to wind the toy up, clapping his hands together with joy as it started roving around on the floor, making annoying noises.

"Look! Dos-kun is running away! Dos-kun is speeding up! Awww Dos-kun is moving toward Y/n-"

Bam!

A big hammer landed on the toy mouse, causing it to break apart, pieces scattering on the floor in front of your feet. Both men gasped at your sudden arrival, taken aback by what you just did.

"Wha-" "Oh I'm sorry! Was it yours Nikolai?" You smiled with fake shame as you placed a hand on your mouth. "Oops! Sorry! It's just that... I hate rats! I loath them so much! I can't stand any form of them, not even the artificial ones! I-"

Wizzzzz!

Bam! Bam!

You chuckled while pressing the hammer in your hand, making a gesture to look like a pro. "That should be enough to devastate it. Anyway~ Sorry for that Nikolai. I'll pay you its price though! Just send me the number!"

The men watched you walking away with widened eyes, and one of them put his hand on the other one's shoulder. "Dos-kun?" "...Yes?" "You should sleep with your eyes open at night"

↳Nikolai Gogol

"Kolya~? Where are you~?"

Nikolai's heart was filled with happiness when he heard your voice coming from behind. He turned around and opened his arms to greet you by giving you a tight hug, but immediately withdrew because it was dangerous, due to the scissor you were holding in your hand.

"Dove...? What is that thing doing in your hand?"

"Oh, this?" The innocent smile on your face was hard not to fall for, but somehow it made him feel terror instead of adoration. "I'm going to cut your hair for you! I just saw a video on youtube about haircuts, and one of them looked very nice in the end. I wish I could do it on my own hair, but I cant do it properly even with a mirror, and you have the nicest hair, So here I am!" You winked at him while moving the scissor in the air. "C'mon Kolya! Let's go to the bath room! Promise I'll be gentle~ Promise I'll make you look good in the end~ So, let me cut that pretty hair of yours!"

"Like... How long?" His expression had changed from cheerful to reserved, with hints of fear in his eyes; and this made you feel like you were on cloud nine, since you were the one who always got teased by him. "I'll cut it short baby, very short! Like any other guy's hair style these days! And I wanna keep your beautiful braid too! Maybe we can even sell it! I heard they pay well for fluffy long hair and make wigs out of them!"

"Is that so?" "Yes. That is it"

Nikolai smiled, took one last look at your hand holding the scissor, and then ran for his life.

"Hey- Nikolai where are you going! Come back! I wanna cut your hair!" "Get away from me you crazy woman! I won't ever let you touch my precious hair again!"

Of course he was, since he couldn't get a day without you running your fingers through his hair, but you didn't need to know that for now.

↳Ranpo Adogawa

You smiled at the sight of your boyfriend enjoying himself, tasting the tray full of macaroons you made for him. It made your heart drop at how he closed his eyes every time he took a bite from the pastry, licking his lips afterwards as he stuffed his hand with another one. You hadn't even tasted them, brought them to him to brighten his mood which was ruined due to not having any interesting cases to solve today. You knew he had a sweet tooth, and you knew just the perfect way to cheer him up.

"Do you like them?" You placed a hand under your chin and watched him picking another one, leaving just one last heart shaped macaroon on the tray.

"Mhm! They taste really good! Almost as good as the one I bought from the bakery last week!" "I'm glad you like them then"

He smiled endearingly back at you, which made you feel butterflies in your stomach. You were overwhelmed with how cute he looked at the moment, and how proud he was at his talented girlfriend. Maybe it was the reason why you became stupid enough to think you can have the last macaroon, as you reached to grab it.

Smash!

Suddenly both of you froze, him looking at his hand, and you looking at your hand which was decorated with his fingerprints, with your eyes widened.

He... just slapped your hand away?

After all you've done for him? Really? So he can't even give up on one stupid macaroon either?

Ungrateful little shit.

Looking around while sulking, you're eyes was suddenly met with the perfect person, and the perfect idea popped into your head.

"Fukuzawa-san! Please come here for a bit!"

Ranpo immediately saw through your evil plan and tried to snatch the macaroon from the tray, but it was too late; Fukuzawa was walking toward you, with his eyes fixated on the pastry.

Ranpo felt like he wanted to die.

"I made these macaroons and Ranpo enjoyed them so much! He was so impressed with my cooking skills that he suggested I should bring some to you! As you can see, he couldn't hold himself back from eating them, so there's just one left. But he really wants you to enjoy it as well because you were having a really busy schedule these days!"

Fukuzawa observed the macaroon before looking at the detective. "Is that true Ranpo?"

Well, how could he say no? When he looked so delighted by the lie fact that he cared about him?

"Yes... I... Yes..."

"Well then, I won't turn your offer down."

When he put the macaroon in his mouth, you could clearly see Ranpo's hands shaking. You watched the president going to his office after thanking you, and chuckled evilly.

"Yeah, that's what you get for treasuring sweets more than m- Oh my god Ranpo are you actually crying?"

Well he was going to, until you make him dozens of macaroons to make up for your evil doings.

↳Chuuya Nakahara

You stood in front of your boyfriend as you proudly presented the little wine bottles filled with roses. He knew that he was supposed to praise you, call you a genius with so much passion about art and shit, but he just couldn't. All he could care about was how the bottles were not carrying wine instead of those stupid flowers.

"Babe...?" "Yes honey?" "They look... really nice... but-" "I know right? We can put them in the balcony! I'm sure it would look amazing!" "Right... but... What happened to the wine?"

"What?" You looked at him pretending to be dumbfounded, feeling a teeny tiny bit guilty from how you were messing with him. The wine was all in a barrel hidden in the closet, and you could cheer him up by showing it to him afterwards; so why not have a little fun now?

"The wine, babe" He was trying hard, Really hard to keep his cool; and it was hard, Really hard. "The bottles were filled with wine before I head off to work. They- They were really old- they were expensive- They were- I- Where is the wine Y/n?"

"Oh the wine you mean? Well I had to empty the bottles to be able to use them, so..." "You threw them away?" He cut you off as he prayed to god the answer won't be yes, but...

"Yes baby. I threw them away to fill them with red roses. Intelligent, right?"

Yes. You were very intelligent, since you found the perfect way to give the strongest ability user a heart attack.

"I- You- What the- Why- I need a dri- No, I need a smoke" He gripped his cheek as he tried not to snap out, going to the bloody balcony as he left you with the satisfaction of being able to successfully prank him.

Reblogs are wildly appreciated! :)))

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[bekaroth-reads]

Lucas Baker x Reader- Jealous

[This is an answer to an ask. Tumblr is being a ding-dong, so I had to post it on it's own post.]

There were many things that the world thought were basically impossible. One of them was getting Lucas to leave the Baker’s property. His parents were always thankful when you did finally manage to do so as even though they loved you to bits and loved having you around, they were also very worried about their son’s social skills, friend making skills, manners, dressing habits…

Well, to be honest they were worried about a lot pf things concerning Lucas, but they knew that you were helping him come out of his shell a bit.

Chloe was happy when you got him to leave for once because even though she loved having you around and loved Lucas as much as any siblings could care for each other, the two of them would often fight like cats and dogs. So, it was nice to get a break from him every so often.

To be honest it wasn’t like you both were really out for the night or anything. Jack needed something from the store in town and you had gotten Lucas to go with you. Well, to be honest, you volunteered to run to the store and Marguerite hit him with a rolled up newspaper until he agreed to go along with you.

No matter how many times you tried to tell Lucas that people didn’t hate him, he still had himself convinced that there was always someone who would start something with him. Usually, he would just go quiet because he knew that if he tried to say something he’d say something stupid and start a fight.

Speaking of which, you heard him groan.

“Aw, shit! It’s Jessica!” Luaus grumbled under his breath.

“And, who’s Jessica?” You asked as you looked over to see the woman in question.

“Someone from school.” He answered side-eyed the direction she was standing.

“Lucas, you went to university online. How do you know people from the campus?” You asked, genuinely wanting to know if he had taken the initiative to go to more things on his own.

“Wha? Naw, high school.” He corrected.

You gave him a frustrated look and he gave you a dramatic shrug.

“Lucas that was, like, TEN year ago! You’ve gotta move on man.” You scoffed.

“The hell I do!” He snapped back, trying to stay in a whisper.

“What’d she do? Bully you?”

“Yeah! Every time we had an event in robotics club she would take the orange coke before I could!” He growled.

You rolled your eyes. Though you always wanted to be on Lucas’ side and wanted him to know that, there were also times where you did have to point out when he was being ridiculous.

“Okay, so did you ever think she grabbed the orange because it was also her favorite? And she just got there first while you were probably hunched in the corner like the gargoyle you are.”

“Hey!” He snort as he tried to hold back a laugh while playfully punching your arm.

This seemed to be the thing that got his old classmate to look over, and when she did her face immediately lit up.

“Oh, my gawd! Hiiiiiii!” She almost sang as she started to walk over to the two of you past the end of the row that was blocking her from your view.

When you saw her clearly you got excited as well. “There’s no way!” You exclaimed.

“Wha’th’fuck?!” Lucas hissed to himself as he looked between Jessica and yourself as you gave each other a hug and talk about something too quickly for him to understand.

He finally got back into the loop when Jessica looked over to him and smiled. “I didn’t know you knew Lucas Baker! Hi, Lucas! How’ve you been?”

Lucas grunted, shrugged, and did everything he could not to make eye contact. To make sure that she didn’t have time to process him blowing her off, you jumped back in.

“Yeah! Actually, we’re dating.” You explained as you leaned onto him. Lucas was never good at handling any form of PDA, so he had to quickly pull up his hood to hide his face before she could see how red his face was getting.

Jessica clasped her hands together and squealed like she had just seen the cutest thing in the world. “Aw! I’m glad to hear that! You two seem like you’d be so cute together! How long have you been a thing?”

You snickered a bit at her enthusiasm and replied, “Oh, since about a month or so after you and me ended things.”

When you said that you felt Lucas’ posture change from annoyed to uncomfortable before you could look at him he wrapped an arm around the bottom of your waist as subtly as he could. It wasn’t as subtly as he thought that it was, of course, but he was trying.

“Wow! So that’s been a bit then. You still workin’ on the science stuff, Lucas?” She was still trying to include him as much as she could.

“Sure.” He grumbled. You tapped his foot with yours as a warning to behave.

“Yeah, he’s helping his dad with things here and there around their place while he’s looking for a more permanent thing. You know, fixing the equipment and all that.” You answered for him.

“That sounds perfect for him! I’m sure he’ll get a great job soon. He was also so smart!” There wasn’t a lick of sarcasm in her voice, but it seemed Lucas thought otherwise.

“Gonna go finish stuff.” He grumbled before taking the cart and walking away without so much as another look at Jessica.

You groaned and offered an apologetic, “I am so sorry about that.”

“Don’t you worry about it!” She laughed off the situation quickly. “Lucas was always the quiet sort. I think that’s the most words I’ve ever heard from him.”

Her phone started to buzz in her pocket. “Oh, better take that. But, hey! It was nice to see you! Let’s get in touch again sometime!”

“Sure thing. Bye!” You waved as you went to go find where Lucas had sulked off to.

The rest of the time in the store and all the way to the car Lucas there wasn’t a single peep from Lucas, which was odd. For as quiet as he could be with other people, he usually talked your ear off. About five minutes into the trip back to the Bakers’ place, you heard him snark from where he was leaning his head on the passenger-side window, “He was always sooooo smart,” in a mock of Jessica’s voice.

“Lucas Baker,” you scold, but gently.

“What?” He asked like he was getting called out for something he didn’t do, his voice still laced with a sour tone.

You sighed and turned down a side road. This made Lucas perk up a little, and look over at you confused.

“This ain’t the way back to the house. ‘S jus a dead end.”

“Yeah, and we’re going to sit here until you tell me what your problem is.” You said as you cut the engine. “It’s something to do with Jessica, isn’t it?”

The snort that he gave in response let you know you were right on the money. “Yeah, yeah. You’re right. School was ten years ago ‘r somethin’. I can get over sharin’ some snacks.” He dismissed the subject quickly, hoping that you would leave it at that.

You put your hand on his. “That’s not what I’m taking about. I’ve told you that I moved to the area a few years back because of someone I was dating at the time.”

“Yup, and when ya broke up it was on good terms, so ya stayed roommates for awhile ‘til ya got yer own place.” He finished the story, his drawl getting thicker with every second- a sure sign that he was agitated.

“How was I supposed to know it was someone you knew? I would have told you if I knew. And, absolutely if I knew that it would bother you so much.” You kept your hand on his. While you wanted to be sure that he knew you were being sincere, you were keeping in mind that he struggled with these sorts of emotions. There was little to no chance he’d be able to look at you during this conversation; he went back to looking out the car window pretty quickly.

“It ain’t that!” His voice started to raise, but he caught himself. “It’s jus that, she was always so damn cheery, an’ knew how ta talk ta people, an’ ya looked so happy when you’er talkin’ to her.” He kept rambling, and while you were trying to keep listening, you were certain what the problem was.

“Lucas.” You cooed as you unbuckled your seat belt and leaned over to rest your hand on the side of his face to get his attention. “I love you.”

Lucas snorted again and tried to wiggle away from you. “Aw, don’t get all sappy on me!” He rolled his eyes and moved your hand away, you were quick to counter it.

“I mean it. And, I can’t think of a thing that will change that.”

All he did after you said this was turn and look at you with an unreadable look on his face. After a minute of him staring and you trying to figure out what he was thinking, he unbuckled his seatbelt, slid his seat back, and leaned it a bit just enough so that he wasn’t completely sitting straight. You had thought he was going to act like he was taking a nap to ignore you, but then he gave you an expectant look and instructed, “Well, get over here.”

Even in the cramped space of the car it wasn’t difficult to get next to him over on his seat because he was so skinny that he never really took up much room. Lucas wrapped an arm around you and rolled you over so you were leaning on him even more than you already were. There wasn’t anything said between the two of you for a while. Things were as still as Lucas could stand to be; even then all he would do was fidget for a few moments until he was comfortable again.

“This is nice.” You sighed. Lucas hummed in agreement.

“We should do this more often.” And, once again Lucas agreed.

There was another little spell of quiet and his hold on you tightened.

“Sorry ‘bout bein’ a bastard. I know you’d never leave me.” You were surprised that he was the one to verbally say what the problem was. But, more importantly, you were glad the feeling seemed to have passed.

Lucas snorted out a short laugh, “To be honest, I was expectin’ you to be a smart ass about this whole thing."

You smiled. It was sweet... Too sweet. Lucas went on high alert. His suspicion was confirmed when you moved to grab something from one of the smaller bags from the store that you had sat in the backseat.

"Christ! Yer fuckin' knees!" He gave a melodramatic whine when they pressed into his legs as you tried to reach the bag you were looking for.

"This is for you." You teased in a sing-song as you handed him an orange soda that you had sneaked into the order when he wasn't looking.

Lucas' jaw slacker slightly at the joke. He shook it off and got a dangerously playful grin as he took the drink, put it in the cupholder, and in a blink of an eye had you pinned under him on the seat.

"Damn straight, it is!" He bragged triumphantly. "An', so is this pretty, lil' thing right 'ere." He chuckle and kissed you.

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[jessysapphireblue]

Teach me Luffy x Oc

Nicknames included are Lu and Je, which you can replace with your own name. Oc is a female plus born magician. This here is a Luffy smut, so anything who is uncomfy with this, just skip. 18+! Also! For the sake of this one shot, she will be having long silky hair. Thank you, enjoy.

Walking across the deck back to your room, you hummed a tune after your refreshing bath with Nami and Robin. The heat was unbearable in the last time for them but since you harbor elemental magic, it doesn´t take a turn on you. Opening your door, you switched the light on, only to be met with a low growl. "WHA!", you jumped up, ready for an enemy, in your hand glow an yellow orb as you scanned your room. "Turn the light off, Je!", your captain growled, sitting on your couch in only his boxers, arms and legs outstretched.

"And what the hell are you doing here? my poor pump, I swear", you relaxed and dismissed the yellow orb. "I take it that you want to sleep here?", you asked him while picking up his discarded clothes and lied them next to him. "mmh...why did you never told me you have a cold room?! We are dieing of the heat and you here are living in a paradise!", your boyfriend pouted at you, making you laugh.

"Well, first, I don´t feel any change, second, I´m a magician, sudden temperature changes go through me, bub" "I also want! The room is so sticky and suffocating", he whined and let his arms drop into his lap, looking at you with the most puppy eyes you ever saw. "Aww, my poor captain" "Yes! Yes I´m poor. I demand to sleep here!", he crossed his arms, drawing another laugh from you. "Ok ok! everything for my captain" "Good!", he shouted, voice dripping in happiness, and watched you move to your desk, storing stuff away in a short cotton dress, barely covering your thights, while your long hair rested naturally over your butt.

"Hey, Je?" "yes?", you turned to your boyfriend, giving him your full attention, which made his heart warm. "I have a question" "Out with it", you leaned back against your desk, legs crossed and waiting for your boyfriend to talk. "Can you eat woman?"

Silence flodded your room as you looked at your boyfriend, blinking. "Why and where-" "Shanks and a few of the crew said that as I overheard them and Sanji also mentioned it a few nights back but I forgot to ask you but now I remember!", he gave you a big innocent grin. "So, can I eat you?"

You felt the heat on your cheeks as he asked it, fully unaware of anything. "Lu, let me ask you. What do you think it means?" "Nibbling on your skin!" Your turned away, hand over your mouth, eyes closed from the innocence of this man. "Je, everything ok?"

"Yes, yes love. Ehm, this is not what this all means", you wanted to keep his innocence so badly. "Then what does it mean?" Turning your head back to him, you breathed out. "Well...how do I say this?" "Or is it uncomfy for you, since your past?", he asked, now looking at you, making you shake your head.

"No...they, never did it" "...Then can I be first?!", he smiled, clearly eager for it, bouncing in your couch. "...how about we kiss first? When you still want to know, I´ll tell you"

There was a moment of silence before his rubber arms pulled you onto his lap, a wide grin on his lips. "I never say no to your kisses! You know it. But this time you kiss me!", he demanded and directly pluckered his lips, making you laugh before cupping his cheeks. "I love you", you whispered before kissing him softly.

His lips moved sloppy against yours before you found a rhythm, slow and no need for rush. Pulling a bit away, your captain whined. "I want more. I command you to kiss me more", he looked serious at you, making you nod, as he pulled a strand of your hair behind your ears, making you move in for one more kiss.

One of Luffys´ arms steadied your butt, pulling you more on his lap, while the other pulled your neck in for a deeper kiss.

Following both of your instincts, your tongue licked his teeth, as he directly opened his mouth, and his tongue went for yours, poking and swirling along it, like an invite to play.

It became heated, your hands moving into his hair, moving through it, hands burried in it, both of you panting, drool slipping down your chins, while Luffys´ hands grabbed your tights and lifted you up, along with himself.

He made a beeline for your bed, dropping your both onto the matress as it bounced, causing to break the little makeout session you both had.

Hovering above you, his eyes were wide blown, panting while looking at you. "Wow", he breathed out, catching his breath, as your chest heaved with every breath you took. "whatever that was, it was amazing!", he admitted, making you smile softly. "Do you want to continue?" "Yes! It feels different but good!", he admitted and sat up, making you move against your headboard, head resting against the pillow, and he came to you.

"Tell me", he demanded. "Give me your hand", you said and he did it. You breathed out, a blush spreading over your cheeks again as you lied his hand on your underwear. "T-This", you closed your eyes tightly, "This is the part to eat a woman out", you nearly jumped over your words but deciaded not to, taking all the courage you had before opening one eye.

Luffy sat there, not taking his eyes off but you could see that his face was the same one when he thought about something. "Ah! You mean your pussy!", he declared with a bright grin, "That is called >pussy eating< Je", he laughed and you were confused. "HOW! How and why do you know what that means?!", you asked him.

"Ah, back at Foosha before Ace set sail, Makino said some stuff. I didn´t paid attention to the words and before I set sail, Makino told me these again. And some of the bandits told me this. This is easier to remember", he laughed at you, and you simply pulled your legs to your body, head resting in between them, feeling so embarrassed that you could vanish.

"You´re funny! Je, so funny" Luffy held his belly as his laughter rang through your room, making you feel even more pouty.

After a few, he finally caught himself, tapping your head, which made you lift your head. "So, can I try you? See how you taste?" You were so ready to punch him with your pillow. "Makino probably also told you not to be reckless with woman in this point" "She did! But I love you. You´re my girlfriend. And I want to know all of you! So?"

You were unsure if you should punch him or kiss him. "You´re an idiot" "I´m your idiot. So?" Looking into your eyes, you saw how serious he was before breathing out. "If you don´t regret it" "You? Never!...so how do I do this?", he asked, unsure of it.

"First, my panties must go away" "Ok!", he beamed and pulled your legs up, causing you to fall back against the pillow, and the end of your little dress fell onto your belly. Luffy swiftly pulled your panties away, leaving your bare core for his eyes to feed.

You felt like you could vanish into an abyss and hid your red face behind your hands. "This is it? It looks like a fruit, like a peach, in color" "L-Luffy, y-you ehm, spread- oh dear", you wanted to explain it to him but you simply couldn´t. The shame washed over your body.

"Spread?", he tilted his head a little before he lay his index and middle finger on your outer lips, then spread it. "Whoa! Like a secret cave!", he stated and that statement made you burst into laughter.

A bright smile came over him as he finally let your legs go, moving up to see your face. "You laughed! Finally" "What do you mean?" "You were so shy! This should be fun for both sides, right? So I want you to laugh and smile", he said before pecking your lips, which made your eyes widen.

With Luffy, it was never pressure. He just wanted to have fun and this was a discovery with you where you should be more than comfortable. Touching his face, you smiled softly at him. "Thank you", you said as he laughed. "So can I now taste you?" "No biting, please", you directly added. "Ok", he grinned and you saw him spreading your legs before he lied on your bed, and you lied on your pillow to give him more room. He smiled at you before spreading your lips again, giving you a quick lick.

A tiny gasp left your lips, as Luffy began to taste you. "Wow", he said. "W-What?" "You taste incredible", he said before literally diving into your core, licking and slurping you, making your legs shake.

In response, your boyfriend stretched his arms around your tights, holding you in place before he continued his actions. His nose was brushing more than often over your clit, making you gasp, your hand moving into his hair to get some grip.

He himself groaned, hands moving around your abdomen before pushing your cloth more up, so that he could reach your breasts, cupping them. Humming in satisfaction, you lifted your hips, a moan slipping past your lips.

This made Luffy perk up, as he replayed this action, drawing another moan from you, your hand tighten around his hair. The free hand, came in contact with the wall your bed rested against, trying to grip something.

His hands that rested on your chest, played to their hearts content. "L-Luffy, I´m so c-close", you breathed out. "Ok", he replied before he latched his lips onto your clit, sucking on it. Your eyes widen, hips moving, moans slipping past your lips, whining and arching when you finally came undone.

Your boyfriend was still lapping you up, as you came down from your high, his hands snapping back to its normal size, making you look as he finally let your pussy go, a string of saliva still visible.

Your hand falling from his hair to your abdomen. "You taste incredible...but now I want more", he breathed out, coming over you, touching your plush skin. "I want to see you fully", he lifted the rest of your sleeping dress over your head, throwing it away careless, still looking at you. "Je, I want to make you mine, fully! is it ok?" "Lu", you were kinda shocked on how he knew this but he simply took your hand kissed your wrist. "I want you to be my one and only. I want to hear your voice more, I want to see you shaking, I want to be the one who make you feel good!", he said so uncompromising that you were speechless.

"Please. You know that I would never hurt you like they did", he whispered, his owl eyes so soft, that it made your heart squeeze. How did you get someone like him? Your mind was a mess with love for him. "I love you", you simply said, eyes so soft and glossy that your captain was shocked, a little blush spreading across his cheeks before he smiled. "I won´t let you down"

"You never did, and never will" "So cute!", he flung on you, making you both laugh before he sat up. Just then you realized he was fully naked. "When did you-" "when I was eating you out, it felt amazing! So?" You simply nodded and Luffy pushed your hair from your face, his thumb gliding across your lips. "You sure?" "Yes", you said and your captain spread your legs a bit more, making himself comfy in between them, lining his dick against your entrance. "Will it fit?", he asked you, "looks so small" "You´ll wonder", you chuckled and grabbed one of his hands before he breathed out and plunged inside you, making both of you moan.

"S-So hot...tight", Luffy groaned out, eyes travel to your shaking form. "Je, you ok?" "Y-You´re bigger than I thought" "oh...shishishi! sorry", he beamed before moving out, and back inside.

He quickly found a rhythm, rocking you, sweat glisten over his skin, dropping onto yours, your moaning, eyes closed, hands trapped on each side of your head by your captains´ bigger ones. "Don´t", he groaned, making your eyes peek open. "W-What?", you breathed out as he pounded you into your mattress. "wanna....eyes...see you", he breathed out through lidded eyes, making you open your eyes fully to him. "Damn. Just my type", leaning down, he let your hands go, just to put them under your knees, bringing you closer and that he could kiss you.

"Not. enough", he pulled away and sat fully up before stretching his arms around you, lifting you also up to sit fully onto his lap, making him smile. "Perfect", he simply said, holding your hips while he continued to pound into you, moans and gasps escaping you, strands of your hair perfectly covering your chest.

"Luffy", his name left your lips, making him shudder, causing him to look at you as you kissed him, sweaty skin mixing, sticking against each other but neither cared.

Movements becoming sloppy, eyebrows furrowed, hands tighten around your hips, making you moan into his ear as he couldn´t held it anymore, releasing.

You shuddered as you also came undone, both of you clinging to each other like you nearly lost each other, Luffys´ head in your neck, licking away your sweat before you parted from the hug, looking at each other. "Sorry", he panted, hair sticking to his face, yours not better. Swollen lips from kissing, you lifted yourself up, making your captain smile. "Looks good"

"Oh, you", you gently slapped his shoulder, making him laugh. "This was amazing, Je" "It was. Thank you", kissing his forehead, followed by his lips, he smiled into it. "Tired", he said before falling back onto the mattress, followed by snoring.

Looking at him, you laughed loudly before kissing his nose. "Thank you, my love"

So, this was my first Luffy smut, I hope I did him justice this is how I imagined it would go down.

Thanks for reading this endless stuff. Love to all who did it

#luffy #luffy x oc #luffy x reader #luffy x y/n #monkey d. luffy #one piece #straw hat luffy #luffy smut #monkey d luffy x reader #op smut

[angeloftrumpets]

THE FIGURE IS HERE AND SHES STICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

#WHA T THE HELL WHERE DID THEY STORE THESE #also #these #are #way smaller then i thought they were !!!!!!!! and heavy? #cleaning it with a toothbrush sob.......... (cleaning wings with tooth brush) #ill show PICS LATER WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[pinkrifle]

Nikei with a s/o who’s mikado’s younger sibling? (By a day, week, month or a few weeks or months. Maybe a year depending how old is mikado and nikei-)

ooo! i like this req 👀 ty anon!

White Italics = S/O

Red Bold = Nikei

Nikei with a S/O who’s Mikado’s younger sibling (G/N)

When nikei met you, he found you interesting ! (assuming you have a similar ultimate to mikados, i.e illusionist..)

So he found himself interviewing you, he wanted to know what you like, what you don’t like.. what’s your shoe si—

Because he genuinely had feelings for you, so as your interviews go on. Nikei asks you what your family relationship is? who’s your mom,dad,brother,sister.. And you reply with a

“Mikado Sannoji : D”

“W H A T?!”

He shrieks hearing your answer, Mikado sannoji?! HIM?! out of all people.. but who was he exactly? he had to shove his anger back inside to muster up the courage to ask you who he was to you.

“M..My Older Brother??”

“Your telling me somebody like Y O U is related to somebody like H I M??”

Is what he manages to slip out..accidentally letting his unending love for you slip into his words. when he becomes self aware of what he’s saying he just… (////)

“Somebody like me?..Wha..What is that supposed to mean?!—“

“!!— UGH,, nothing… “

His heart rate literally soaring through the galaxy as you speak, what if YOU found out he had a crush on you, would you tell Mik?! what would he do to nikei if he had found out..

A part of him hated how he loved you, the way you ran up to him with that same big grin on your face as he did when seeing you, the way you waved at him.. just everything about you, but another part of him just wanted to pull you into a hug and keep you away from mikado.

Even though he is your brother, who knows what the hell he’d dare to do to you?!

He slips out of his embarrassed state and manages to run off, scribbling what he had attempted to write down.

“mika(scribbles)”

Later in the night he couldn’t stop thinking about you, how did you feel about him completely throwing a tantrum like that? did you hate him? if you did have feelings for him, have they gone away? he knows his feelings won’t ever go away no matter what you do and it’s a part of him that he hates.

He just wants some fresh air, maybe even go to emma for some jokes to lift his spirits. So that’s what he does, he tries to find emma (which is a sleeping emma in her dorm—)

So, he goes out to the beach just wondering what the hell did he just do?! staring off into space with so much regret, he barely notices you walk up to him.

“Nikei? Nikei! <3”

You shout playfully at him, he gets scared shitless and falls onto the sand with a :

“HUWAH!!?!!”

You just look down at him and laugh that same sinister but adorable laugh he always hears from you.

“You?! Your not angry at me?! do you understand what i’ve done?”

“?— Ah! no big deal ! unless you hate me, i won’t stop bothering y— i mean hanging out with you!— haha..”

“Hate you?! where’d you get that from..“

“I think you can answer that question for yourself, yomi”

That nickname you gave him only made his heart flutter more, him reaching out a shaky hand to touch yours when you offer him help up off the white sand of the empty beach.

You guys find yourself pretty damn cold..So you head into the Ootori mart to find anything to heat you guys up.

“How.. How did you even manage to escape the monocruise at this hour anyway..? isn’t it like closed until 7 Am?”

Nikei literally has an epiphany after hearing that question, how did he exit the monocrow?! .. whatever it doesn’t matter, as long as he’s with you.

“uh..ghghnmmm.. cold”

“well that’s one answer”

You guys get yourself gloves, and some heating pads just to do whatever the hell you like with em, you guys end up play fighting in the middle of the empty store where you just give up and fall into his arms because you ran out of moves—

You lift your head up just for nikei to see a very tired S/O and fall even more inlove, with an obvious blush on his face.

“We’re your cheeks already red from the heat? or are you just happy to see me”

“UHNOOBVIOUSLYNOT” He shrieks as he almost throws you off of him.

“Hey Nik—“

“..Hey S/O”

Your cut off by a flustered nikei asking you a question, avoiding eye contact unless really needed.

“Whaatts wrong?”

“okay, i can’t keep my feelings a secret anymore, i don’t care your related to that scumbag wizard.. im, in love with..yo..you?—“ He manages to squeak out.

“?! You hate sannoji that much?! whatever! that’s exactly what i was going to ask You!”

Nikei’s in shock, You?! like him back.. That’s a sweet relief

He’s cut off by his lips touching yours.. You pulled him into a kiss! he doesn’t object as he tries kissing back with a cheesy grin on his face as he does so.

You both pull off of each other after the kiss, really damn tired. You figure there’s nowhere to sleep,, Oh yeah! the guest house !

You guys retreat to the guest house. you both rush to the same bed, albeit and look at each other in shock,

“well then.. we’ll sleep with eachother.”

Nikei does a little happy dance in his head

“I’d love to!!—

ahem.. ahem..i mean ok.”

So, your both cuddling in the small bed. with the blanket draped over you, forgetting about mikado. all he wanted was you for now and just you ^^

Hi! sorry if this is short haha.. I loved writing this : )) i hope this is too your liking. thank you again!

also, stay hydrated! :D 🌷 - Yoruko (and kei)

#sdra2 #sdra #sdra2 x reader #sdra2 nikei #nikei yomiuri #yomiuri #nikei #mod: Yoruko! 💕 #+ mod: nikei! 🗞

[forbidding-souda]

Hey!! can i get korekiyo, shuichi, and nagito reacting to y/n confessing and kissing them out of pure frustration?? (i hope this makes sense and i’m sorry if it’s a weird request )

Shinguuji Korekiyo, Shuichi Saihara, and Nagito Komaeda reacting to Y/N confessing and kissing them out of fustration

This request is swagg. I tried capturing Nagito’s personality, sorry if It was OOC. Korekiyo’s sister is not mentioned in our Love Triangle.

-Mod Korekiyo

Korekiyo

Korekiyo looked carefully at the note you had given him.

His bandage fingers held it tightly in his grasp.

The note had said “Meet me at my dorm room at 6pm, please. By, Y/N”.

He was interested about what you were going to say, or rather do.

It was about 4pm, which meant he had to wait for 2 hours.

He had a thought that it was a confession, but brushed off the thought.

After about 2 hours, it was finally time for him to make his appearance.

His bandaged hands rolled into a fist and knocked into your dorm door.

“Hello? Y/N?” a voice called out saying your name.

You got off your bed and crept towards your door.

Your stomach started to ache with butterflies seeming to be inside of it.

You slowly opened the door to see the tall figure standing outside of your door.

Korekiyo Shinguji.

“Ah- Hi Korekiyo!” you spoke.

“Hello Y/N,I got your note. You asked me to come here, yes?” he said, his voice making your stomach churn even more.

“Mhm! Come in!” you said, carefully taking his hand and looking up at him for permission if you could.

He nodded at your gesture.

You brought him to your bed to sit down.

As you sat down Korekiyo began to speak.

“Kukuku… So, what would you like to tell me?” he asked.

His laugh was kind of cute, it was like the sound of throwing a rock onto water and hearing the ripples gained from it.

“A-ah… I-” for some reason your words weren’t coming out as planned.

Confessing to someone in the movies seemed so much easier.

Korekiyo just stared at you while you tried speaking, but stuttering out words instead.

“I-”

“I-I love you Korekiyo!” you said, quite loudly.

Out of frustration, you put your hand on his cheek and with your free hand pulled down his mask and kissed him.

Korekiyo's eyes were full of shock, but that was only for a second.

He soon accepted your embrace and made the kiss even deeper.

Even with his mask, his lips were surprisingly warm and mild.

You both broke away from the kiss, panting.

Korekiyo quickly pulled up his mask as you tilted your head.

“I love you too S/O”.

Shuichi Saihara

You and Shuichi were at an amusement park hanging out and being carefree.

You had asked the timid intellect if he wanted to go and he said yes.

You had liked the detective for a while now, everytime you were near him your heart seemed to beat like crazy.

Seemingly having your heart in your hand; you decided that you were going to confess today.

“Shuichi! Shuichi!” you called out.

Shuichi turned to you after he was done watching the rollercoasters.

“Ah, yes Y/N?” he replied.

“Could we get those cotton candies over there?” you exclaimed, pointing to the cotton candy stand that wasn’t too far.

“Y-yeah, of course Y/N!” the detective replied.

“Alright!!” you said smiling at him.

You grabbed his hand and his eyes widened up as you dragged him towards the stand.

“Why he;;o there! What would you kids like?” the stand owner asked.

“Hmm… I’ll get the blueberry one- Oh! How about you Y/N, what would you like?” Shuichi asked.

“Hmm… Maybe [CottonCandy Flavor].. Yea, that one!” you replied with an enthusiastic tone of voice.

“Here, I’ll pay-”

“No no Y/N, I’ll pay” he insisted.

“How much?” he asked the stand owner.

“Maybe a discount, since you guys look so cute together!” the stand owner said in awe.

“W-WHA?? I-I.. We’re just friends” Shuichi said, his face painted red all over.

You were kind of disappointed when he said that we guys were just “friends”. 

You wanted to be more than friends.

Shuichi’s expression changed into seemingly the same disappointment as yours for some reason.

“Oh! I’m so so sorry! Anyways it’s 12.99” the owner apologized. 

“Ah, no it’s fine!” Shuichi replied, giving the money he had in his wallet to the owner.

He both watched the owner walk away and make your cotton candy.

Even with the bright lights, kids laughing, and music playing; it seemed quiet.

Like it was just you and Shuichi.

Shuichi’s eyes darted around to places almost every millisecond, as it seemed.

You stared at his weird behavior and soon his eyes met yours.

Shuichi darted his eyes to where the owner was making both of your cotton candies, while his face turned redder by the second.

The owner started walking back to you both with cotton candy in both hands.

“Alright, here you guys!” the store owner said.

“Thank you!” you both said, at the same time.

“Jinx!” you said.

“Haha, well..” Shuichi said.

You both were walking to a tree with a bench under it.

As you sat down you ate your cotton candy.

The silence was worse than what it was during the wait over at the stand.

You realised that it was time. Time to take action.

“Shui- S-Shuichi..” you stuttered out.

It felt like a big weight was pressured into your chest and emotions.

“Uhh.. Y/N? Are you okay..? You’re stuttering..” Shuichi asked, concerned for your well-being.

“I-I’m fine! Really-”

‘What the hell no I’m not..’ you thought in your head.

You took a deep breath.

“Shuichi- I-I love you!” you spoke out.

You turned to him and cupped his cheeks almost instantly and kissed him.

Shuichi’s face turned red almost instantly and then he shut his eyes tightly, embracing the passionate kiss you had given him.

“A-Ah! I’m sorry Shuichi I-”

“No, I love you too S/O”.

Nagito Komaeda

As almost always, Nagito was talking trash about him.

You were both under a tree outside of Hope's Peak academy.

The tree provided shade for the hotness of the outside.

The sun was the only thing in the sky, you liked it being sunny/rainy. 

Either way, just as long as you could live another day to see the sky.

“Y/N, your talent is even more hopeful than mine…” he said verbally 

“Oh I- Thanks Komaeda..” flustered by his statement by you.

“No no, no need to thank me. It’s like being thanked by a goddess!” you exclaimed.

This made you about 10x flustered.

“Ah! Thanks Komaeda, but I really think you’re the goddess here” you said.

You swear you saw him blush.

Not in a million years you would see him blush.

You both made eye contact and blushed.

You did like him, a small crush.

Wow. You’re worse at lying than Kokichi.

No, you like him A LOT.

Not just a small crush, Miu would’ve called that bullshit if she heard that.

Your best friend Miu had to hear you ramble at how cute and hot Komaeda is. 

You didn;t care if he was crazy or not, you just-

Liked him. No reason on why or how, you just do.

You looked down at the grass which seemed like it was out of an anime.

Green. 

Like Nagito’s jacke-

“Huh?” you thought.

Even the smallest references towards him made you think of him.

Komaeda just watched you look at the grass, almost looking emotionless. 

“Y/N? Are you okay?” he asked.

You snapped out of your thoughts and looked at him.

“Y-yea!” you replied, lying.

“Well, that’s a relief..” you spoke out, but it seemed like he was talking to himself rather than talking to you.

Then he started on how great hope was, how it felt better than ecstasy and etc.

As you looked up, you started to look at the sky.

It was a nice day, sure.

But you wanted to make it even better.

You decided to confess towards the white haired maniac. 

“Nagito..” you started out.

“Yes Y/N?” he asked.

“I-”

“Well.. I-”

“Y/N.. Are you okay?” he asked.

“I love you Nagito!” you said, squinting your eyes in embarrassment.

You went over and grabbed his tie, reeling him closer to you.

Both of your lips met with a relieving feeling.

You felt like you were going to explode.

It didn’t take long for Nagito to adjust to the kiss and accepted it.

You both broke from the kiss, panting.

“That feeling.. Was better than hope. I...I love you too S/O”.

#shinguuji korekiyo #korekiyo shinguuji x reader #shuichi saihara x reader #Nagito Komaeda #nagito komaeda x reader #sdr2 komaeda

[writingssummit]

𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 !

dancing headcannons !

content: fluff, that’s really it lol 

characters: sugawara, terushima, tendou, yamaguchi, oikawa.

a/n: not me listening to a haikyuu playlist and getting inspo from it- totally didn’t stay up all night to finish season 3 either wha t ? idk what you’re talking about.

i noticed my bnha post didn’t do so well, so i’ll stick with the haikyuu guys (and girls maybe? ooo) for now <3 hope you enjoy some silly fluff with them !

sugawara !

2nd most wholesome on this list.

Suga and you are just cleaning up the gym after practice one day.

You’re not exactly glad to be doing it, but you had offered to help your boyfriend out earlier,so there was no turning back now.

You had decided to play some music at some point, opting for an upbeat playlist to help you.

With motivation, of course! Upbeat music got you in that mood. Plus, the sound was cool inside the gym.

You hear Sugawara humming along every so often, the way you two moved around each other as you cleaned was almost like it’s own kind of dance, and you couldn’t help but smile.

“Sugar, come here.”

He takes your hands in his, pulling you away from the task at hand all of a sudden

You protest a little, but you give in and just stay put.

He’s grinning at you, tugging you a little closer.

“What’s this?” You cock an eyebrow at him.

“Just a little dance, c’mon! The clean up can wait a bit longer. Your face will get wrinkles with how much you’ve been pouting.”

Okay backhanded remark aside, you couldn’t just say no

You laugh as he sways back an forth with you to the beat, occasionally stepping on each other.

“Guess we both have two left feet, Y/N.” He jokes, spinning you around as the song changed to a slower one.

Any dances with him are just lighthearted and fun, neither of you really minding the fact that it was so offbeat.

Get dance lessons smh 

He’d add in twirls here and there

Eventually you’d settle down from all the laughs and goofing off and just sway back and forth slowly, you head resting on his chest, his hands on your waist.

Please omg I want this :’)

You guys get so caught up in it that somebody ends up coming back and then catching you both (yes, it was daichi, and yes he left awkwardly).

terushima !

This mans tries to be suave when he dances

You aren’t fooling anybody okay

stick with the sprinkler or something -

If anything, his dancing can be described as chaotic and random.

Sure, he has some moves but sir you aren’t michael jackson or something- 

One night in particular though, it’s a bit different. 

He kept bugging you to check something out with him that night, and so you just agreed instead of arguing about it at 2am.

He shows up at your window and he climbs inside your room.

Yes, yes he did and I do not regret that 

“Y/N! Check it out!”

You have to shush him because wtf it’s 3AM SIR

He’s quick to apologize, and just shoves one of the earbuds to his phone at you, and you of course pop it into your ear

And then you’re being pulled close and away gently, and his tongue is sticking out in slight concentration. cute :’)

i honestly forgot what this was called so uh my bad but it’s really fun trust me

“Somebody’s been practicing.” Tease him, please LOL

“It’s fun, right??”

So he CAN dance, if he actually tries. B)

Yeah don’t forget that he literally snuck into your house, because I sure haven’t

Your parents woke up not soon after you both started to laugh and giggle, but you didn’t hear the footsteps because you both were to wrapped up in the music and each other

Let’s just say he was banned from the house for a month or so 

Worth it though

tendou !

At this point it’s common knowledge that he breaks out into little dances randomly 

He isn’t even confined to any actual type of dance, he just goes for whatever he feels like doing in the moment, whatever feels right

So whenever you dance with him, it’s always really entertaining to watch him

But

He’ll tug you into a dance literally anywhere without a care in the world.

Which is cute omg, but social anxiety could never

This time just happened to be on the sidewalk, because there was a musician, and in Tendou’s words; “We can’t just let their music go to waste~”

So yeah, he’s dancing with you on the sidewalk in front of literal strangers and you’re embarrassed to say the least dw i would be too T^T

Like sir please why here

He’s reassuring you over and over that you’re just fine, let the people stare, etc etc. After all, you’re just having fun together, and that’s no crime

True, y’all could be robbing the pet store of hamsters if you really wanted to. yes i imagine he would do that and I’ll say it again smh

You end up loosening up eventually, he was just too happy and c’mon, this is Tendou. :’)

Y’all may have started a public dance floor

And it’s awesome as hell when you think about it

He twirls you dramatically, waving his free hand around as he hummed along to the song.

“Y/N, see what happens when you have just a liiiittle bit of fun? Hm~?”

Okay fine you see his point there

Literally sounds so fun to do this, so he gets 100/10 

yamaguchi !

Here’s the most wholesome one imo. unless that was tendou, idk-

Yams is so sweet with you, to the way he holds your hand, how he talks to you, all of it.

Dancing with you is no exception here.

He and you were sitting in the living room, all snuggled up on the couch together because it was a rainy day. 

Rainy days were always so calm and nice with him, just watching tv or napping together.

Yams asked you if you wanted to dance this time, rather bashfully though

And then you had an amazing idea

“What if we did it outside? Like in the movies?”

“H-Huh?”

Baby is blushing :’)

But he’s totally up for the idea, he’s nodding and agreeing right away.

Which is how you guys ended up outside in the pouring rain. 

You both were not prepared for the feeling of wet clothes sticking to your skin, it was mildly uncomfortable to say the least-

But you guys were just barefoot on the driveway and you both were holding each other close, just enjoying being there together that it kind of outweighed the initial discomfort

You settled for gentle, slow swying as your head rested against him, his hand reaching up to stroke your cheek every once and awhile

Yes his head is resting on top of yours, or at least his chin is resting on your shoulder

He makes a joke about how it’s weird to dance with no music

And then you end up just humming together and making your own. :’)

By the time you guys are done, you both vow to do it again, it was actually really calming

But of course y’all are soaking wet so it’s dry off time

Expect many cuddles after :D

oikawa !

Okay as much as he’s not my favorite of all time

I can appreciate the idea that he’d be the most knowledgeable dancer on this list

Like mans can serve and set like nobody’s business

But he can also dance.

He’s honestly proud of his dance skills, and takes it upon himself to teach you.

He’s a a bad teacher tho -

You guys are at your house during a holiday with your family, and he of course said his present to you this year is to teach you how to dance

Your family finds it funny because they know you can’t dance for your life.

But they’re egging Oikawa on

“Please no, end my suffering”

“So dramatic, tsk tsk. C’mon, Y/N-chan, it’ll be fun! I’m a great teacher.”

No you aren’t but go off LMAO

The first 15 minutes is awkward because you literally don’t know where to put your feet or hands.

Oikawa is smirking at you, because he finds it adorable 

After a bit of teaching you have some of it down, so now it’s just you both waltzing around the living room, trying not to bump into furniture

Your family is clapping and hooting because that’s what parents do apparently

You smack his arm lightly when he leans down to peck at your jaw real quick

Sir please

He gets a A+ for actually knowing an actual dance dance, but a B because

I know he would suck at teaching.

thanks for reading this ! i hope these were decent, i had fun writing tendou’s and suga’s, it gave me serotonin LOL - 

asks/requests are open ! check yay’s and nay’s in basics for this blog !

#sugawara x reader #sugawara imagine #sugawara x y/n #terushima x y/n #terushima imagine #terushima x you #tendou x reader #tendou imagine #tendou x y/n #yamaguchi x reader #yamaguchi imagine #yamaguchi x y/n #oikawa x y/n #oikawa x reader #oikawa imagine #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader

[grimessbitch]

Secrets- Uncle! Daryl Dixon x teen! reader

Summary: Growing up without your father really present your uncle Daryl takes you under his wing and raises you, once Negan is captured and Rick is gone you break down to your uncle in the woods, you open up about things you never did and he comforts and promises to protect you from now on.

Warnings: Angst as hell, Merle is just a bad fucked up person in this and it’s really dark (no hate to the actor who plays Merle), mentions/light detail of sexual Assult, mentions of abuse, language, some really sad shit at the end about Carl. I think that’s it.

Whenever the apocalypse hit you stuck by your father and Uncle’s sides like it was your lifeline considering you were only 2 years old, so whenever Merle went missing from the rooftop instantly you went to Daryl’s side and stayed with him until you were around five or six, whenever your uncle found your father again you went to stay with him and the governor, the time there you went through some things, your uncle and his friends rescuing you after the fall of the governor along with the governor’s people. During that time you told nobody about what happened, you had learned from your dad and your uncle what happens in the past stays in the past, what happened has happened and there’s no need to bring it up, but it ate at you, all day, all night, everytime, and the saviors just made the nightmares worse, especially whenever you stayed with Negan after he took your Uncle as prisoner. You’d think after ten years you would’ve forgotten about it but you didn’t, it ate at you everytime you closed your eyes, and half of you was convinced that it was because you never got to talk about it to anybody, the other half blames yourself for going with your dad that day. You couldn’t tell your Uncle, it’d destroy him inside and out because he had sworn to protect you and in a sense he had failed at that whenever you left. You knew he’d blame himself for it and you couldn’t put him through that, especially now with the death of Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes, he was already closed off, still blaming himself for everybodies deaths. Rick’s, Carl’s, Glenn’s, everybody.

“Kid?..you good?..” Daryl asked looking at you holding his crossbow steady, you were standing behind him holding both knives tightly, your eyes glossy and you could feel the lump in your throat, you couldn’t break down now, you were on a run and needed to get the food. “Huh?..yea yea I’m good let’s go...first one to find a Twinkie gets to keep it” you smirked giggling as he narrowed his eyes at you “fine then. Let’s go” he challenged opening the door slowly to the convenient store. You tried to keep your mind clear as you walked down the isles grabbing whatever food was still good and sealed, shoving it all in your bag you let out a shaky sigh staring at the walker banging on the door outside opposite of the door you came in. “Y/n?..kiddo, let’s go” he said smiling holding up two twinkies tossing you one as he held the door open, you quickly walked over hearing the broken glass crunch under your feet. You climbed onto the back of your uncle’s bike holding onto him tightly as the bike started and he sped off back to Alexandria.

You stared at the fire sitting on the log that Daryl had laid out for you so you wouldn’t have to sit on the mud, he stood a few feet away skinning a deer he had caught. “Kid..come ere” you heard him whisper as he wiped his hands off onto his jeans, slowly you stood up walking over looking up at him “what’s going on?..especially on the run today..with the..teary eyes- you looked like a kicked puppy seriously what’s goin on with you?” He asked crossing his arms looking at you, his tone sounded annoyed but you could tell by his face he really was concerned. The choked up feeling was back and you couldn’t take a breath without whimpering “are you okay?..” he asked softly dropping his arms to cup one of your cheeks worriedly, silently you shook your head hugging him tightly, you were terrified of him calling you a baby, that it happened years ago and to get over it. “What’s goin on...you’ve gotta talk to me..” Daryl whispered looking at you as you rested your face against his chest, all he could do was stroke your hair and play with it trying to comfort you the best he could without technically knowing what was wrong. You let out occasional sobs which only worried Daryl more, he had never seen you cry, even whenever you learned your father was dead, you didn’t shed a single tear. He slowly lead you over to your guys’ tent sitting you both down on the blanket mat you had.

“Come on sweetheart tell me wha’s goin on” It pained you to hear your uncle’s voice break like it did, especially whenever you knew it was because of you. “P-promise you won’t be mad at me?..” you whimpered looking up at him sniffling “I-I promise sweetheart just tell me okay?..” he whispered cupping your face making you look at him “I won’t be mad but you gotta tell me what’s going on” he added on letting you look away from him. “W-whenever...whenever I was with my dad..and we stayed with the governor..dad hurt me..all the time..on purpose..because I-I sat wrong o-or because of something t-that happened that day and I-it got to the point where the governor was hurting me..and dad never stopped him” You said stopping for a minute to try and swallow the lump in your throat. “Then whenever I turned six..it’s whenever the guys there started touching me..either just..groping me during runs or whenever I was playing..or..going..all the way while I was sleeping...I told my dad and he..just told me to deal with it because if I didn’t we wouldn’t have a place to stay anymore..” You whispered your voice cracking as Daryl hugged you tightly kissing your forehead “I-I never told anybody..a-and whenever it started at the sanctuary..I didn’t tell anybody just one of the wives a-and whenever...they told Negan..he forced me to kill the guy..” you cried holding onto his vest your entire body shaking with sobs or anxiety. “I-I didn’t want to tell you..because I knew it’d hurt you a-and then Spencer a-and I got..overwhelmed” You admitted holding onto him tightly “C-Carl knew..about Spencer and the sanctuary but not..not the governor..a-and it’s been eating me alive for years a-and I know I’m a baby for not being able to get over it but it’s so fucking hard” you cried, you whimpered as he jerked your face up a little too rough for your liking “You’re..youre no’ a baby...you are one of the strongest people I know, kid..your daddy? He’s jus’ a fuckin pussy..beatin on little girls..letting everybody get away with tha’ shit..” he whispered rubbing your back “listen..if anything like that happens I’m the one you tell, me. I swear I’ll kill every one of em that dares to try it..” he said pointing at himself to emphasize what he meant, you nodded a bit crying louder, as he whispered to you it was okay and that he was there to protect you, you slowly felt like a weight had been lifted off of your shoulders.

Whenever you woke up you were still in the tent curled up in the blanket, Daryl no where to be seen, until you saw he was sitting in front of the fire poking at it with a stick, it had to of been around six or seven am because the sun was slowly rising and there was a morning dew on the leaves and grass. “Uncle Daryl?..” You whispered as you crawled out of the tent sitting next to him, using your blanket to try and drap it over his shoulders “are you okay?..” you whispered careful not to wake Dog who was quietly sleeping on the patch of grass next to Daryl. “M fine..” he grunted, you knew this would happen, you knew once you told him he’d start to get closed off again “do you think..you’d feel better..if you uh..told me about before the walkers..whenever you were younger?..” you asked grabbing your knife slowly starting to cut the hair out of his eyes. “Said ‘m fine, kid. Leave it be..” he grunted again swatting at your hands, you quickly dropped the knife grabbing his hands staring at him “don’t act like this..please..I don’t want you to feel like it’s your fault please..just tell me anything..anything that you’d think would make you feel better” you begged looking at him, you watched as Daryl thought, his face changing from cold and silent to almost like a broken man who never got an outlet for his pain. “Please..Uncle Daryl..just tell me..” you whispered holding his hands tighter giving them a small squeeze. “How’d you know?..bou’ how mine and your daddy’s childhood was?” He asked looking at you tightening his jaws, his walls slowly building back up “My dad..used to tell me stories about his side..about how he used hunting as an escape from your dad..everytime he told me I wondered how you put up with it..with the staying with dad even after he hurt you so many times along with your dad..” you whispered sitting criss crossed in front of him looking up at him curiously. “I stayed with your dad because he made me..made me think I needed him..I always was depent on ‘im..then he started leavin me home..my dad needed an output for his drinkin..took it out on me..stabbed once because I stuck up for Merle..still got the scar” he explained lifting his moss green shirt to show you the small scar on his side, you lightly traced your fingers over it looking up at him, a silent way of encouraging him to go on. “I stuck back with him again..he got me into a shit ton of trouble..all the time and yet..I followed him around like a little bitch..-I ain’t nobody’s Bitch-“ he said quickly making you laugh a bit “I guess..after losing him on the rooftop..the way you looked at me..I saw a lil’ of myself in you..like..the way I used to look at Merle..and I knew I couldn’t do that to you..I couldn’t convince you to do the stupid dangerous shit because I didn’t want to..and you still give me the same look you used to give me whenever you were a baby..the little stink eye and glare whenever your angry..- hey you remember whenever..at the lineup..you attacked Negan?..took his damn bat and tried to beat him with it?..you gotta good hit on him considering you were what? Seven? Eight?” He laughed ruffling your hair, you wanted to bring up the lineup and how you knew that Daryl blamed himself for Glenn’s death but you didn’t. “Yea..and once we uh..managed to capture Negan..we uh..we beat the hell out of him once his stitches were out..” you giggled leaning against his torso, sitting between his legs facing the fire. “You know..Carl loved you..told me all the time” he chuckled “he’s lucky I didn’t kill em whenever you two started datin” he smiled looking at you, only now did you realize he was crying “it was only for a few months..he wrote me a letter..along with you..I never got to give yours to you..you ran off before I could..it got ruined..” you whispered tearing up “he waited until we left..to do it..he didn’t want me to know..” you added on laying your head on his knee “we’ll be okay..as long as we have each other right..” Daryl whispered to you resting his arms on your head watching the sun slowly come up

“Think we should go surprise Judith? Isser’ birthday” Daryl asked you helping you up off the ground stomping out the fire “sure, let’s go old man, last one to Alexandria sucks” you challenged smiling whenever he woke Dog up “oh you’re so on.” He smirked.

#daryl dixon x reader #daryl dixon #daryl dixon imagine #the walking dead #twd #thewalkingdead Daryl Dixon #dad! Daryl Dixon #uncle! Daryl Dixon #merle dixon #Carl Grimes #Judith Grimes

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Familiar Face part 2

Part 2 lets go!.

Harumo:Why do you......Look like me?.

Reitan: Thats my question to you, who the hell are you? and why do you look exactly like me, well except the hair color, ...how much to do weight?

Harumo: What?! my weight? uhm...

Ryota: Harumo.. are.you.....okay?.....

Moritaka: Oh my lord! he looks exactly like you Harumo!

Reitan: Yeah yeah, i look like him and whatever ,also who the hell is this cutie right here.

The chubby look alike points at Ryota with there tongue sticking out.

Ryota: Wha-- ME?! 

Harumo: OH NO No no! there, you’re not touching Ryota like that!

Reitan: Pst, what, you got a crush on him or something?

Ryota: C-Crush?!, {blushes} w-what made you say that?!

Harumo: As a matter of fact, i kissed Ryota, so there....hmph

Moritaka: What?!, Ryota, you two have k-kissed ?!

Ryota: [Blushes} It was the only way to defeat the exception back then!

Ryota”s face turned Red, out of sheer embarassment, due to the fact, he remembers the way he felt, when he kissed the LUCKY BASTARD!. 

Harumo: We kissed each other lips to lips. 

Moritaka: L-lips?! to lips!

Reitan: Woowwww, well this is getting awkward.

After an awkward conversation about Kiss, Lips, and then crushes, One transient appears to be running away as he has recovered from the chubby look alike’s attack.

Moritaka:  Comrades, the robber is getting away! 

He points to the robber transient, Due to the force that launch the robber about 10 meters away, he was already heading towards the exit of the park, 

Harumo:  After him !

Robber: Hahahah, hey, takes for that moron! .. hahaha

Reitan: tsk..

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Ebisu:  I Don’t think so, 

Harumo:  Ebisu?

Ebisu:  Back casting on a big one ! and........ FIIIIIIISHHHHHH! 

Out of nowhere,The chubby pink haired was riding his fish cusion and floating in mid air with his fishing rod, whom is his sacred artifact. He begins back casting his rod and casts  towards the robber’s clothes, According to his Role and Rule, his fishing line will always hook its target. 

Ebisu:  Haha got you now !, 

Robber:  What the- ahhhh! 

Ebisu:   Harumo now !

Harumo:  Got it ! 

While Ebisu is dragging the robber towards you, you jumped on top of him to subdue him, However, it seems like the robber is not ready to give up, as he struggles to get rid of you on top of him, 

Ryota:  Don’t worry Harumo !, get ready for the famous 

 RYOTA SQUASH!  

The chubby orange haired one jumped on top of you to increase the weight the robber has to bare. however.

Harumo:  Sandwich time ! ....ow

Ryota:  Sorry Harumo...

Robber:  What the heck,! what are these kids eating! 

He stills struggles to get free from the immense weight, but 

Moritaka:  Look !, its the police ! 

The police follwed by 

Tajikarao:  Hold, in the name of ju-...oh it seems you have captured the robber.

Harumo:  Hi Tajikarao!, looking good in those tights ! 

Tajikarao:  Thank you Harumo, now, its time to do our jobs,...Men, cuff this robber immediately 

Cops:  Yes Sir ! 

The Cops cuff the robber and took him away, A round of applause burst around you, as sign of recognizing the brave deed you and your friends did, 

Ryota:  Wow, i didn’t realize I’ll get applauded for this. 

Moritaka:  There’s nothing to be shamed about Ryota,  Both of you did a brave deed, and that is something to be honoured for. 

Ebisu:  Are you guys okay? 

Harumo:  Yep, all good here.

Ryota:  That was amazing Ebisu !, who knew your fishing line could go that far. 

Ebisu:  Hahaha, the perks of being a fisherman i suppose.

Tajikarao:  Ahem, All of you did a fine job citizens, Thank you for your bravey in catching a dangerous criminal. 

Harumo:   Just do what we have to do. 

Tajikarao:   Well then, I’ll best be off, i have to escort him to the station, Until then, until then Brave Citizens ! 

Ryota: Are you okay Harumo?, Did i squish you too hard? 

Harumo: Hmmm,, i think so,,,but not really hurt.

Ryota: Thank goodness. 

Reitan: Ohhhh, what a caring boyfriend.

Ryota:b-b-{Blushes}...BOYFRIEND! 

Only a single word, the orange haired chubby student, panics in embarrasment and freaks out, even though he feels a much more deeper connection to Harumo, though he denies it, it only reinforce Reitan’s idea. Also Ryota’s face red as a tomato,and blushing so noticeable you might assume he had a fever. 

Ryota: I-I-I M ,,NOT! 

Harumo: Hmmmmmmmm

Ryota: ....Harumo.... y-

Moritaka: That was superb teamwork you three! 

Ebisu: Thanks, Moritaka. 

Moritaka: Ebisu, that was incredible fishing you just did.

Ryota:......{What am i to Harumo?} 

Thoughts of doubt,Thoughts of his role to them, stirred in his mind, as to what he is to him, what is he to him?, He remembers back to the time, his savior only just appeared in Shinjuku Central Park.

{3 months ago} 

The moon litted  the dark  sky can be seen on the soft,green patch of grass, the wind blowing sofly as it grazes an orange-haired student, sitting on it, with a thought in his mind, as he stares infront of the river, only to be distracted by a sudden fish’s jump out of the water. 

Ryota:........*Sigh* 

Beside him is an assortment of chocolate,lollipops and candy, wrapped in a plastic bag he bought from the nearby convinient store,...He takes a lollipop and puts it in his mouth savoring and absorbing the juicy flavors of blueberries mixed with strawberries.

Ryota: MMMHHHMMMM!, 

While savoring the lollipop,he goes back into staring the clear blue waters of the lake infront him, While reminiscing a certain friend of his, 

{???}

???: Hey Ryota! lets go to the lollipop store, i heard they have a new type of flavor in the menu! 

Ryota: Really!? but...{Checks wallet}...Oh no!,.... i totally spent it all on that new manga i wanted!,,, Sorry, looks like i can’t

???: Hahah!, Don’t worry, its my treat!, i just want to hang out with you. 

Ryota: ....you want..to hang out with me?

???: Yeah, we’re friends aren’t we?

Ryota: Y-Yeah we are! , thanks! 

???: Now lets go! 

{end of reminiscing}

Ryota:......*sobs* why...

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Reminiscing about a certain friend, only reminded him, the pain he felt, from the day his beloved friend moved away.

Ryota: *sobs* 

{Phone rings} 

Ryota: *Gasp in surprise*

He wipes off his tears and hurried checks on his phone to see, someone very angry is calling him. 

Ryota: H-Hello- 

Shiro: RYOTA YAKUSHIMARU!, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU! ITS ALREADY PAST CURFEW AND YOU AREN’T HERE! 

Kengo: Yo nerd!, tone it down a little would ya! 

Ryota: S-SORRY! Shiro, i was just buying some treats because i ran out!, but I’ll be on my way soon, !

Shiro: You better!, because we are going to have a long taik when you get here! 

{Call ended} 

Ryota:....Eeeppp!, Shiro is so scary when he’s mad, i better run now, before he blows a fuse.! 

As he hurriedly picked up his bag of treats, and runs off to the nearby exit, 

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Oni: RAAAAAAGHHHH!!, HUMAN FLESH! 

Ryota: Eeeepp!, an Oni?!, here in night? 

Oni: Human Flesh!, Tasty!....RARRRRGGGHHH!!

Ryota: AHHHHHHH!!!....

Panic and scared the orange haired run off to safety,however its enefective against an Oni’s high jumping power as he leaps from tree to the next tree and lands infront of him, roaring to him as he has found his meal to satisfy his hunger.. 

Ryota: Ahhh....ahh.. come on....I got it! 

As a defense mechanism, he throws his treats at him while crying, because he just bought it with his allowance, 

Ryota: Here! take it all you big lug! 

Oni: Rarrrggghhhhh! Hmmmmm...

Interested in the treats thrown at him, that created the opening Ryota needs to run away, while the Oni tries the sweets and chocolates he got. 

Ryota: Ahh.....ah........ahhhhh....*gasping for air* 

Meanwhile the Oni tries one of the chocolates he thrown, and...

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Oni: MMMMMHMMMM.....PLAAAA!....NOT GOODDDDDDD!...HUMAN FLESH! WANT!! 

As he lets out a loud roar, Ryota runs off to the nearby exit as his treats have slowed the Oni long enough for him to escape, 

Ryota: All right!, there it is!.......What the?!--- 

 Harumo: Huh?!-oooffff

Not paying attention, another uniform wearing chubby crashed with the orange haired one and both fell down. 

Harumo: Ahhh....hey....are you okay? 

Because of the impact, Ryota nearly fell into unconciousness, and slowly opens his eyes to see someone on top of him..

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Ryota: K-Keis....uke?

Harumo: Keisuke?....uhm hello? 

Ryota: ..H...HUH?!, What....just happened? 

Harumo: You bumped into me by accident, sorry, i wasn’t paying attention,...here..

They extend a hand to Ryota,to stand him up. 

Harumo: By the way, My name is Harumo...so,,, whats your name?

Ryota: Thanks, for helping me up, im Ryota Yakushimaru!, nice to meet you Harumo!. 

Harumo: You’re much more cuter up close! 

Ryota: W-What!?,w- why are you saying that all of sudden?! 

Harumo: Well, its because you’re cute in all and you’re much more plumper up close, i like that! 

Ryota: [BLUSHING} W-W-What?!, ..o-okay, T-Thanks.... 

Harumo; Why were you running?

Ryota:......Oh yeah! thats right i was running away from the Oni! 

Harumo: Oni?, ,,,whats an Oni? 

Ryota: Wait, you don’t know? 

Harumo: Well, the things is { Explains they’re arrival} 

Ryota: I think i get it....Hey, what are you stari-

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Oni: Raaaaaagggghhhhhhh! 

Ryota: Crap!, Its here, lets run! 

Harumo: Holy Crap! 

Holding your hand, you two run towards the exit, finally out of the Park, however the Oni, doesn’t seem to be stopping anytime soon,,,as it continues its pursuit for human flesh, as it has spotted to humans to further satisfy his hunger and become more ruthless and ferocios, 

Harumo: Why is it chasing us?! 

Ryota: I don’t know!, i was just going back home when he showed up all of a sudden and then chased me and i have to sacrifice my precious snacks for it, AHHHHHHHH! 

Harumo: Ryota! 

Due to the panicked running,Ryota failed to notice a rock on the way and slipped causing you two to fall down again, while the Oni is already behind you 

Oni: Two Humans!, More Food! 

Ryota:S-Stay away from them you bad Oni! 

Harumo: Ryota... 

Oni: [Grabs Ryota} 

Ryota: AHHHHH!! 

Harumo: Ryota!RRRRRR!!!!LET,, HIM,,GOOOOOOO!!! 

{Slash} 

Oni: Rarrrrrr! 

All of a sudden, a cut like wound is seen on the Oni’s right chest, by a mysterious sword, being wielded by the chubby hero...

Oni: What?!, you’re a sacred artifact holder? 

Harumo: So this must be what LIl Salomon was taiking about earlier.....All right..DON’T YOU DARE HURT MY FRIEND! 

Ryota: H-Har--umo....{Sleeps} 

A fierce battle folds, normally someone with zero combat experience will definitely die in a second against an Oni, however you move as if you have already know where to move,its as if your body is moving via muscle memory, you slash him with all your might, but your attack was blocked by his massive club,feeling an electric shock feeling from hitting his club with all your might, you stumbed a little giving the Oni and opportunity to hit you hard

Harumo: Oh no!,,,Thaaaarrrgghh! 

.Hitted on the side of your body, you felt shortness of breath as you were launch to the side by the impact, 

.Harumo: Crap!, Aaaahhhh!, ,,,

.Oni: Raarrrrrgghhhh! 

.Preparing the final blow,as he raised his club up high to strike you down with unimaginable force, it leaves him wide open, and then..

.Harumo: Boundless Tail! 

Oni: Rarrrrr!

[End of battle} 

Ryota:....

Harumo: Ryota!, Ryota wake up ! c’mon Ryota please wake up! 

Ryota: ahhh......ahhh..

The unconcious fellow slowly regains conciousness as he hears the plea from the one who saved him, but as he looks at them.. 

Ryota:Kei-Keisuke? 

Harumo: Keisuke?,, no its Harumo, Ryota,

Ryota: Huh?, Harumo?, wha-what happened?, where is the Oni? and did you fought him with a sword! 

Harumo: Hahaha!, Yeah, i won and he won’t be bothering us anymore! 

Ryota: Really?! Oh, Thank you so much Harumo, you’re a lifesaver! 

Ryota hugged Harumo out of gratitude and kindness. 

Harumo: Are you okay?, you’re aren’t hurt are you? 

Ryota: Im okay,! I just fell asleep! also.. Can i ask you something?

Harumo: What is it?

Ryota:... W-Why didn't you runned away, you could have saved yourself, so..

Harumo: Because i couldn't let the thought of saving you out of my mind.. And.. You're my friend..

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Ryota:.. .....I-i-im your ,,,,frieend?....*sobs*

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Crying out tears of joy, the sobbing chubby embraces you, as his cries echoes throughout the empty, quiet street of Shinjuku..

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 {Present} 

Harumo: Ryota?, Ryota!,,,,, RYOTA! 

Ryota: Ahhhh!, that scared me, what is it? 

Harumo: You’ve been staring at the ground this whole time, 

Moritaka: Are you feeling unwell?! should i fetch you some water Ryota? 

Ryota: I-its nothing!, i was just remembering something a long time ago, 

Harumo: Oh, what is it? 

Ryota: Uhmmm,,,{Sees someone},,,What? 

He stares at someone, in complete shock, as if he has seen something or someone is there. 

Harumo: What is it Ryota? { Looks at his direction} 

Ryota: Is that?

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Reitan: Hey Keisuke!, Is that you, you knucklehead, what the hell are you doing here?!

Ryota: It is him....

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Keisuke: I was just getting something to eat,

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AND NOW, THATS IT FOR PART 2 OF FAMILIAR FACE, WELL I FEEL LIKE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE MAD FOR THE WAY ITS INTEPRETED BUT THATS OKAY IT WILL WORK OUT SOMEHOW I THINK, AS ALWAYS THANK YOU ALL FOR READING,IF YOU LIKE IT THEN LIKE IF NOT THEN DON’T LEAVE A LIKE, COMMENT OR SEND AN ASK OF WHAT YOU THINK AND IM REALLY OPEN FOR HARSH CRITICISIM AND OPINIONS OF WHAT YOU THINK DON’T WORRY IM NOT GOING TO MAD IM SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT, AS ALWAYS THANK YOU FOR READING AND SEE YOU GUYS LATER! 

SELF PROCLAIMED WRITER: THANK YOU FOR READING! 

HARUMO: THANK YOU FOR READING! 

RYOTA: THANK YOU FOR READING! 

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #mc5 #harumo #ryota #reitan #keisuke #familiar face part 2 #story #fanfiction #moritaka #*ebisu

[paisley-print]

3:00am : George Strait Sang It Better.

About:  The two of you make your way home from the bar... 

Rating: SFW

Word count: 1635

Characters: Agent Whiskey x Reader

Warnings: HEAVY ANGST I AM SO SORRY (no I’m not hehehe), Curse words, fluff, mentions of death, grief, mentions of alcohol, mentions of vom*t ,implied age gap. 

NOTE: Not me making myself cry....not that. Also I love country music y'all can square up on me if you like. I find it funny how I am turning this satire of a character into a Nicholas sparks protagonist. Wild.

MIDNIGHT MASTER LIST

3:00am : George Strait Sang It Better

“I’m not drunk.” 

Jack had you slung over his shoulder “I don’t believe that’s a correct statement.”

“Are you proud of me for beating all those guys at pool?”

“Are you kidding? Of course I am sugar, you know…. I think the whole bar was lookin’ to take you home after that.”

Jack had spent most of the night sitting back and watching you interact with the other patrons. How you flitted about like a little fairy; all giddy and flushed from the alcohol.  He enjoyed seeing men and women ogle over you. The looks on their faces when he scooped you up to leave was priceless. 

“Wha?! No! Only you can take me home!”

He smirked “that is right babygirl- only me.”

You giggled and whispered to him, “Jack?”

He whispered back to you “what?”

“May I smack your ass please?”

You heard him chuckle “only cuz you asked so nicely.”

You gave his ass a light tap “boop”

“Excuse me mam I said smack not a boop. My ass is too incredible to have it booped.”

“Well, I booped you- watcha gonna do about it?”

“Might not help you take off your makeup when we get home.”

You gasped dramatically, “you wouldn’t dare!”

“Try me honey,” he shot back. 

You cleared your throat, “wait, put me down.”

His brows knit together, “you gotta throw up?” 

You hummed in response.

He took you by the waist and placed you down, keeping his hands there to make sure you didn’t take a header into the brick wall.

Before he could react you flashed him a bright grin, broke from his touch and proceeded to skip down the street. It took him a second to realize he had been conned; he had to jog a little to keep up with you. “Girl, where in the hell do you think you’re goin’?....... y/n?”

“Do you hear that?” You asked, rounding the corner onto a totally empty side street. This side of town was mostly strip malls and county buildings.  A record store was playing music from inside...it floated through the street and echoed lazily into the humid June night. “My father used to sing this song to me.”

The song was a cover of ‘Cross My Heart’ written by George Strait but sung by Dierks Bentley. “God I haven’t heard this song in years” you breathed, making your way into the street and laying down under the streetlamp.  You sang along, “I cross my heart And promise to, Give all I’ve got to give, To make all your dreams come true.”

Jack stood off to the side, getting more and more frustrated. “I’m not gonna scrape you off the sidewalk if you get hit.”

You laughed, unable to see that he was upset…. “hit by what? All the cars?” The street was completely deserted, most everybody was home in bed. “You will always be the miracle, That makes my life complete, And as long as there’s a breath in me, I’ll make yours just as sweet.” 

Jack shook his head, shifting uneasily on his feet. 

It was an absolutely beautiful night- full moon, warm, not a single cloud obstructing the sky. You gasped and sat up “Jack please dance with me!”

“I’m tired, put your shoes on- let’s go-”

You gave him the puppy dog eyes “but it’s perfect! The song is almost over anyway-” 

He snapped, losing his temper and shouting at you. “What part of I’m fucking tired do you not understand? Come get your shoes and stop acting like a goddamn child!”

You stared at him wide eyed while the music played on.  The two of you had little spats in the past….but you had never seen him do anything close to that.  Sobriety struck you in an instant. You held tears back and pulled yourself from the asphalt.  Silently, you took your shoes from him and placed them on your feet.

His tone was still a little harsh but not nearly as bad as before, “you want me to carry you?”

“No” you said quickly “I can walk - thank you.”

-

Jack pulled the car to a stop at an empty intersection and waited for the light to turn green.

You were the first one to speak “sometimes I get too excited and act stupid... I apologize for not listening to you when you said you wanted to go. I’ll listen better next time.”

He sighed and hesitated, “I’m sorry I didn’t dance with you.”

You shrugged, “it’s okay, you were tired...plus George Strait sang it better anyway.”

“No, it’s not that-” 

You could tell that he was fighting something, but you didn’t know what. His lack of verbal communication frustrated you at times, however it was something you had been learning to accept. Each day you noticed his tells and from those you would peace together how he was feeling. He would get boisterous when he was nervous, silent when he was focused, chatty when content...so on and so forth.

Although you would rather him tell you these things, you understood that he was a man raised in a way that forbade overly emotional declarations. He was getting better the safer he felt with you and it was okay that he wasn’t perfect with it just yet. Jack had spent years shutting people out, it was going to take time for him to break the habit.

“-that was my wedding song,” he confessed.

You nodded slowly, showing him that you were listening.

“You looked so fuckin’ beautiful and just - happy…….” he sighed again. “It’s uh- do you know that the two of you share the same birthday? I didn’t realize it until the other day when you mentioned yours …...three hundred and sixty five days in a year, what are the fuckin’ odds?” 

The light turned but he didn’t move, he was staring transfixed at the road - his mind somewhere far. You watched him remember her and a life that no longer existed. He always had a certain look about him when he was thinking of her. You couldn't really put it into words; he just seemed so at peace with the world….like the burden of loss wasn't weighing him down.

His hands gripped the wheel tighter “the birthday you have coming up will make you one year older than she ever got to be…. It’s like one day I woke up and twenty-four years have come and gone overnight.”

He started to choke up a little, but fought against it. “ I don’t know why it just hit me all of a sudden. I can go weeks, months, without feeling upset. Then one little thing just sets it off and everything comes rushing back at once…. and it hurts the same way it did then.”

His breathing hitched in his chest,  you could tell that he was probably on the verge of a panic attack.

You placed a hand on his leg “hey-”

“I shouldn’t have yelled at you. That wasn’t right….. I’m not that person-”

“It’s alright-”

“No it’s not. I’m sorry if I scared you and I’m sorry that I’m talkin’ about this. I know you probably don’t want to hear it-”

“Jack” you spoke softly in an attempt to stop his spiraling. “I always want to hear about what you’re going through. No matter what it is…..your wife, she sounds amazing.”

He reached down to take your hand, squeezing it gently. 

You brushed your thumb across his knuckles. “If you ever need to talk about her you can, I hope you know that. And what you said about it all rushing back….grief is not linear. It's not something that has a start and end...instead it’s like a box with a little ball inside. Every time the ball hits the side of the box you feel upset. Like tonight-”

Your other hand reached up to tuck a little strand of hair behind his ear, while you went on… “At first the box is tiny and the ball hits the sides of it often. However as time goes on the box gets bigger. Meaning that the ball has much more space to travel until it hits the sides.”

You paused for a moment to let him follow along. “You grew up with her; she is literally woven into the fabric of your soul. You are allowed to miss her and miss her deeply. Even after all this time. It is okay.  In the same breath though, you are also allowed to be happy. I know you carry around guilt - I see it in you constantly…….  but there was nothing you could have done Jack.”

You placed a finger under his chin and turned his head to face you, “and you didn’t scare me. You just caught me off guard is all.”

“I wish I danced with you,” he said softly. 

“We’ll have plenty of time to dance, Jack.”

He looked so utterly exhausted; you dropped your hand to let him focus back on the road. “Yeah” he agreed, then lifted his foot off the break to continue on.

The open windows let wind rush through the cabin. He kept a tight hold on your hand, it was the only thing keeping him grounded at the moment.

An idea surfaced in your mind….  “I think we should include her this year. We can pick up some flowers - maybe a little toy for the baby, and have a picnic. I’ll make cupcakes and we can blow out a candle for her as well ….would that be something you want to do?”

He rubbed his eyes and nodded. 

“Then that’s what we’ll do.”

“Thank you.”

You smiled softly “you don’t have to thank me Jack.”

#Jack Daniels x you #Whiskey x you #Agent whiskey x Reader #Agent whiskey x you #Agent whiskey fanfic #Kingsmen Fanfiction #Kingsmen Fanfic #Pedro fanfic #Pedro Pascal fanfic #Pedro Pascal Fanfiction #long live the queue

[mermaidsneedwater]

christmas with you | chapter ten

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All I Want For Christmas Is You

As you sat in the car with your ex fiancé, you turned around in your seat with your hand pressed against the glass window to see Mark.

“Y/N I’m glad you decided to come. You don’t know how much this means to me.” Your fiancé started. “I can’t wait to go back, we’ll start over. We should go on a trip, maybe somewhere tropical. We just need some time away from everything.”

“This is all wrong.”

“Y/N, Are you listening to me? Did you say something?” Your fiancé asked, turning to look at you.

“I said, this is all wrong.” You said a little louder. “Stop the car.”

“What? I’m on the middle of the road, I can’t just stop.”

“I said stop the car!” You yelled.

“Okay! Okay! I’m doing it.” He said.

Complying with your order, your fiancé kept driving until he stopped at the side of a street by a convenience store.

“Look, I appreciate you coming all this way for me. I do.” You started, “but I just… We can’t just go back to the way things were.”

“But why not? I thought you were willing to give us another try.” He frowned.

“No, Mark wanted that.” You muttered quietly.

“Where will you go?”

“I don’t know. But I’ll figure it out.”

+++

The next few days after Christmas, everyone could see Mark was miserable, though he thought he was being discreet.

He slunk around the house, moping around with a long face. Becoming more quiet and withdrawn from his family.

“Okay, that’s it.” Raymond set his paper down as he watched his son pick at his food.

“What?”

“Son, ever since Christmas, your mother and I have been watching you mope around the house because Y/N left.”

“Wha- that’s not true!” Mark denied.

“Isn’t it? What really happened? Because I don’t really buy the whole ‘family emergency’ excuse.”

“I’m telling you, that is what happened.” Mark insisted, playing with a ring on his finger.

Mark had convinced his family that night that you had found out there was a family emergency at home, and so you had to leave quite promptly. Though his family was sad that you’d just left, they didn’t want to keep you from your family. For Mark, The rest of the evening wasn’t the same without you.

“No, Y/N wouldn;t have just left like that. She’s a nice girl.” Raymond shook his head. “Tell me son, did the two of you have an argument?”

“No Dad. We didn’t argue.” He shook his head.

“Then what was it? I’m trying to help you.” Raymond asked again, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose.

“Your Dad is right.”

Mark looked up to see Dorine taking a seat at the table.

“Tell us.”

And so Mark told them the truth. He explained from the beginning, telling his parents about his dilemma and your fiancé. How you’d agreed to help him out and he had found himself falling in love with you for real. However, when he’d finally worked up the nerve to tell you his true feelings, your fiance had sauntered back into your life.

Raymond and Dorine sat at the dining table, listening intently. Mark watched as his father’s face had been permanently glued with his eyebrows raised. His mother on the other hand, had a small smile across her lips.

“So the entire time, you guys were just pretending?!” Raymond asked.

“Yes… I’m sorry that I was so dishonest.” Mark looked down, ashamed of his actions. He looked up to see his Mother reach out for his hand.

“What you did was wrong, Mark.” She said. “But, fake or not, the only thing I know is that Y/N’s feelings are just as real as yours.”

“I let her go mom.” He shook his head. “She wants to be with him.”

“Mark, that shit only happens in the movies.” Dorine rolled her eyes.

Taken aback by his mother’s cursing, Mark’s eyes widened. “Mom!”

“I’m serious. You let her go because you felt that was easier than actually owning up to your feelings and telling her.” Dorine shook her head. “Do you want to be with her?”

Biting his lip, Mark finally came to face his feelings. “Yes.”

“Then get up and bring her back home. Go get your girl!”

+++

Mark was hoping that when he saw you again, you wouldn’t call him a creep for finding your hotel room. Using some guesswork and pure luck, Mark had figured that you and your fiance would be staying at the nicest hotel in his town. He then walked up to the front desk pretending to be a friend in order to find your room number.

With his heart in his hand, he took a breath and knocked on the door.

“Yes?- oh, it’s you.” Your fiancé frowned.

“Is Y/N here?” Mark anxiously. “I have to talk to her.”

“Y/N? That little bitch didn’t come running back into your arms?” Your fiancé laughed dryly.

Mark’s blood boiled as he heard your fiancé. “What do you mean? Where is she?”

“She made me drop her off in the middle of some street the night she left you. Pretty sure Y/N’s at the airport now.” He informed Mark. “She’s fucking psychotic that one, I’m so glad I dodged that bullet.”

That sentence was the last straw for Mark. Unaware of his movements, Mark was shocked to see his own fist collide with the rude man’s jaw.

“What the hell?!”

“Don’t you dare talk about her like that.” He spat out. “God, I can’t believe I told her to give you a second chance. I thought you’d changed but I was wrong. You were a piece of shit then and it’s what you always will be.”

Mark watched as the man struggled to get the door close, but he couldn’t care less. Turning on his heels, he raced out of the hotel and to his car. He had to get to the airport before you left.

+++

You sat at a bench on the airport, glancing up at the flight schedule every now and then. Your flight had been delayed by an hour, then two hours, and now you were waiting for the third hour for the plane to reach the runway.

Sighing, you rummaged through the small carry on bag you had. After leaving Mark’s you had realized soon after that all your stuff had been left at the Tuan house. It was obvious enough that Mark did not like you the way you liked him, so in order to spare yourself the heartbreak of seeing him again, you’d purchased a small duffle bag with a fresh change of clothes.

Your hands found a sweatshirt at the bottom of the bag, it was the one you’d been wearing the night you’d left. Pulling it out of the duffle bag, you pulled it out of the bag only to realize… it was Mark’s.

Looking at the piece of clothing, you contemplated what to do with it. Should you throw it in the trash now or burn it when you reached home?

As you attempted to shove it back into the bottom of the bag, you were intrigued by the crinkling sound of paper from the sweatshirt. What was that?

When you took the sweatshirt out again for the second time, your hand went straight to the front pocket, unbuttoning it and pulling out the crinkled piece of paper.

Dear Santa,

It’s Mark. We haven’t talked in a while, and I’m sorry about that. This year, I’d say that I’ve mostly been nice and that means you get to grant me my Christmas wishes. This year is a bit different though, I don’t really have any wishes for me, but for Y/N. She’s been through so much, she deserves the best Christmas. I want to see her dance again. I want to see her sister try and mend their relationship. She doesn’t say it, but I can see how much she is hurting and how badly she wants her family back. But most of all I want Y/N to be happy. Her laugh is the most infectious sound, and the way her eyes light up at one of my lame jokes is breathtaking. She’s a walking masterpiece and the saddest thing is, Y/N doesn’t even know it. Seeing her happy would be the greatest Christmas gift of all for me. I love her. And if after all of that, you still have time for another wish, then maybe you could bring me a PlayStation 5. That would be sick.

Thanks man,

Mark Tuan

You read the letter exactly three more times in order to make sure you were seeing correctly. All he’d ever wanted was for you to be happy. He’d out your happiness before his every step of the way this Christmas. Feeling overwhelmed, you were snapped out of your thoughts when you heard someone call your name.

“Y/N! Y/N WHERE ARE YOU?!” the voice bellowed.

Holding your letter in one hand, and the duffel bag in the other, you raced from the terminal seat to the front of the small airport.

“MARK?!” You called out, unsure of where the voice was coming from.

“Y/N! I’M HERE!”

You turned to see Mark fighting against the security guards to reach you.

“Stop! Stop he’s here for me!” You called out to the big men dragging Mark out of the airport.

“You know this man?” The man holding Mark’s right arm asked.

“Yes! I do, please let him go.” You said, out of breath.

“If neither of you are flying out, then you both need to leave.”

“Are you leaving?” Mark asked, his arms still being held.

“What you wrote about... is it true?” You asked, holding up his letter.

Mark’s eyes widened “How did you?-“

“Is it true?”

“Y/N, I-“

“Mark.” You said firmly.

“Yes. Every word.”

You stepped towards him and held his face in your hands, kissing him softly. As the security guards, let Mark go and his hands came to your face.

“I want you, for real this time.” Mark whispered, leaning his forehead against yours.

“Me too.” You smiled.

“God, Christmas without you sucked.” He groaned.

You laughed. The two of you stood in each other’s embrace, vowing that you’d never let the other one go again.

This was the last chapter of ‘Christmas with you’ I hope you enjoyed this series and had a wonderful holiday season! I will definitely be going back to edit this series so be on the lookout for that. Thank you so much to everyone who read this story and supported me through this fic, I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH!

#got7 #mark got7 #got7 mark tuan #mark tuan #got7 mark #got7 fics #got7 christmas #got7 scenarios #got7 imagines #got7 drabbles #got7 fluff #got7 masterlist #mnw works

[jesshq]

disney villain and henchmen randomness:

made this for @slashingdisneypasta

all of these are random things I thought the villains and henchmen would be like, I hope you like them

also I censored cussing that was text, but if you go to the video links there will be cussing so be warned, also if you watch the video’s imagine the Disney villain or henchmen are those people in the videos:

1.

Panic, kronk, lefou, Reuben, Kaa, Joanna, and fidget: “eating a cinnamon bun each”

 The other henchmen: cannibalism/cannibals…

Panic, kronk, lefou, Reuben, Kaa, Joanna, and fidget: ? “Heard that and don’t get it why their being called cannibals”

(they are cinnamon rolls and must be protected)

2.

Diablo: you insufferable, reprehensible, deplorable, vermin

Goon 1 (the pig like one): wha?

Goon 2 (bird like one): it’s aristocratic talk for “f$#% off dips$#%$”

3.

Horus: you’re full of s$#%.

Iago: my overall personality or my dishonesty?

4.

Banzai:  ED! Don’t run with sharp rocks!

Banzai: “hands Ed a sharp bone” try this

(This one had scissors and a butterfly knife but the hyenas are from the pridelands so sharp rocks and bones seem more accurate)

5.

[in a argument]

Pain: f$%# you

Pegasus: “in a horse which the imps can understand” later, now listen here you little shit…

(I ship pain x Pegasus ok….pain even admits he loves Pegasus in the movie 2when Pegasus was beating him and panic up)

6.

Kronk: “making spinach puffs and freezing” my sad friend senses are tingling…

“Cut showing a crying Anastasia”

Kronk: “runs for her startling her” ahhhhh!!!!

Anastasia: aaahhhh!?!?!?!

kronk: “hugs her” no cry friend

Anastasia: “giggles and wipes tears from her eyes”

7.

(Look up animated a grump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaV8NeT0fnY&t=835s and imagine pain and panic as arin and Iago or flotsam and jetsam as Danny, and a random henchmen as Ross)

8.

(Another game grumps thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xrS5NEBKjU  )

“Ursula, and jafar and hades playing a glitchy game”

Ursula: now look how silly this is “flying around”

Hades: you have to….”character gets stuck”

Jafar and Ursula: oh...ooohhhhh “hades gets up and leaves glowing red” heheheh

Jafar: hades don’t leave hehehehe “hades closes the door”

Ursula: HAAAAADEEEEEES I LOVE YOU~ “trying to get the characters free”

hades: NO IM F%&$ING DONE!! IM F%&$ING DONE!!

Jafar: “losing his s&$t laughing” no your not

Hades: this is bulls&$#

Ursula: hades! “Laughing at hades rage too”

Hades: look at this bull#$& man

Jafar: hades! “Laughing more”

Hades: you gotta draw a line in the sand!

Ursula: hades “laughing more”

Hades: you have to draw a line in the f#$%ing sand guys!!

Ursula and jafar: “laughing so hard” 

Hades: you have to make a statement!!!

Hades: “as Ursula and Jafar laugh harder” you gotta look inside yourself and say ‘what am I willing to put up with today?’ NOT F*&%ing THIS!!! “Flames up and points to the tv screen”

Ursula: “gets the character free” IM FREE I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

9.

(Listen to grump it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9gRg3_A-RM  thinking of Disney villains and henchmen raging at a game)

10.

Scar: “to facilier” what do you wanna eat?

Friends from the other side: the souls of the innocent~

Facilier and shadow (facilier’s shadow): a bagel 

Friends from the other side: NO!

Facilier and shadow: 2 bagels

11.

Kaa and shere khan, cruella de vil, Horus and jasper: “to hades and pain and panic, scar and the hyenas” did you know you can’t say bubbles angry 

Hades and pain and panic, scar and the hyena: really?

“Later”

Maleficent: does anyone know why hades, scar and their henchmen are on the roof trying to angrily yell/screaming bubbles on the roof

Kaa and shere khan, cruella de vil, Horus and jasper: “choke on their drink/food in laughter”

12.

Iago and jafar: “notice hades and the imps over working” what are you doing?

Hades and the imps: working

Jafar and Iago: you guys should rest, look at your hands “gestures to hades and the imps cramping hands from signing scrolls”

Hades and the imps: we’re ok just let’s us-

Jafar and Iago: “pouting” 

Hades and the imps: what’s that look for?

Jafar and Iago: “grabs their friends and tries to drag them off their chairs but fails” GO REST

scar and the hyenas: “see this and join in trying to pester hades and the imps into taking a break” you can work later

Jafar and Iago: “leave to Ursula and the eels room where hook and mr smee are” Ursula, flotsam and jetsam, mr smee and hook. Hades and the imps are overworking themselves again…

Ursula and the eels: excuse?!?...

Mr smee and hook: what?!?...

“Little later”

Ursula and eels: “coiled around hades and the imps with coils and tentacles and drags them off their chairs by their desks” HADES! PAIN AND PANIC! REST!

Hades and the imps: “unholy screeching and complaints as their dragged to their room”

Hook and mr smee: “follow to help Ursula and the eels”

Facilier and shadow (insert other villains and henchmen):  “coming back from the store and see Ursula and the eels dragging hades and the imps to their room, with hook and smee following” f$#% this s#$& we’re out “leaves”

(hades and the imps are workaholics)

13.

Frollo: “minding his own business when hades, facilier, shadow and the imps tap him from behind and he turns around ” OOOOOH MY F&#$ING GOD!, IT'S A DEMON/WITCHCRAFT SPAWN!! JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE F$#&!!! OH MY F$#%ING GOD! F%&#ING DEMON/WITCHCRAFT SPAWNS! JESUS CHRIST “falls on his knees” WHAT THE F$#$#$#$#$#&!!!

Hades and facilier: “losing their s#$& laughing”

Pain and panic and shadow: “as well laughing hard”

14.

Hades: “holding pain and panic and his third imp neurosis (actually a canon thing in the animated series)” these are my sons you can’t have them... good day sir

“Person tries to touch the imps”

Hades: “flares up and holds the imps tighter” I SAID GOOD DAY SIR! “leaves with the imps”

15.

“The villains and henchmen are out in a mall and missing hades, jafar and Ursula as well as their henchmen in the crowd”

Mr smee and hook: oh dear we’re missing some of us

Shadow and facilier: oh don’t worry

Gaston and lefou: no one can find allies like Gaston and lefou

Facilier, Gaston, lefou and shadow: “takes a deep breaths and yell” HADES, JAFAR AND URSULA ARE THE WEAKEST AND IDIOTS OF THE DISNEY VILLAINS / PAIN AND PANIC, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM AND IAGO ARE THE WEAKEST AND DUMBEST OF THE HENCHMEN!!!!

“A giant snake and angry squawks, electric zaps along with a women yell, and three fire flare ups of teal, red, and pink appear in the crowd each followed by angry cursing and more”

Gaston and lefou, shadow and facilier: found them ^^~

All the other villains and henchmen: oh boy/dear/dang it

16.

(vanossgaming team 6 animated prank part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CguHTxrMQ0A  (imagine the henchmen as human like with animal/creature parts example iago looks like a harpy): with vanoss being iago, wildkat being banzi, basically as shadow, delirious being flotsam and jetsam, terroriser being pain and panic (due to their immortal state XD) and nogla being a ‘I don’t know what’s going on’ kronk )

17.

Hades: BOYS!!!!

Pain and Panic: WHATEVER IT WAS WE DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Hades: “realizes the thing he was looking for and thought the imps stole it was on his desk the whole time” oh...NEVER MIND 

18.

(before I do this one I need to explain, my headcanon that the disney characters have ‘worlds’ they live in with their movies era example: hercules characters live in ‘ancient’ greece in their ‘world’ but have some modern day things made using magical things (like TV, indoor plumbing, magic like phones) added to their ‘worlds’ but hercules, aladdin and little mermaid characters are share the same ‘world’ as in the hercules animated series: ursula appears in the episode hercules and the bacchanal, and then there's hercules and the arbian night where hades and jafar team up)

Maleficent: “thinking with ursula” so are you and hades related and you, him and jafar are from the same world  ooorrrr….

Ursula: I honestly don’t know…. I know we live in the same ‘world’ but… “thinking too” my father is Hades and Zeus’s brother if i'm right.....

19. 

Pain and Panic, Iago and Shadow and Flotsam and Jetsam: “flying/swimming round around hyper as all hell” WOOOOOOOO

Faciler and Jafar: “groans as they watch their henchmen on sugar high”

Hades: ok who’s the wise guy who gave them sugar…. “Tired/angry dad mood activated”

Kronk: I did...they wanted to test some sweets for me…”thinks he’s going to get in trouble”

Ursula: oh well then that's ok then Kronk you didn’t know, that they get sugar high

Jafar: I'm not dealing with the crash thou.. Uh where did they go?

Frollo: “in a different room” *HIGH PITCH GIRLISH SCREAM* THE DEMONS HAVE GONE CRAZY!!!

Hades: found them~.. “Smiles evil like” let’s leave them with him~

20.

Hades: “passed out on the couch with pain and panic asleep on him” zzzz

Jafar: “peeks over holding a marker with Iago”

gaston: “peeks over too with lefou with makeup”

“3 hours later”

Hades: “wakes up and along with the imps and they don’t notice what their friends did, and head to the kitchen”

Ursula and the eels: “see hades and the imps and choke on their cups of coffee”

Maleficent: “giggles seeing hades” good morning sexy~ 

Diablo: you girls sleep well?~ “trying not to laugh”

Hades and pain and panic: “tilt their heads” what do you mean?

“They notice their reflection in Ursula and the eels’s tank/movable water, and they see they have makeup on and writing/doodles on their faces”

Hades: oh for the love of…”glowing red”

Pain and panic: oh our gods… “eyes change”

Hades: JAFAR!!! GASTON!!! “Flares up”

Both imps: IAGO!!! LEFOU!!! “Follow their boss/’dad’ “

“Later outside shows Jafar and Gaston running from a red flamed Hades, and Iago and Lefou and running from two shapeshifted into beasts imps”

Jafar, Gaston, Iago and Lefou: WORTH IT XD

“Inside watching the chase” 

Faciler: should we tell them me and Shadow took photos of Hades and the imps and posted it online?

Hook: who’s computer did ya use? 

Shadow: “as he records the chase going on outside” cruella’s and Horus and Jaspers’s too 

Mr. smee: I guess it’s good they’re out of town then….

Yzma: me and Kronk made popcorn who wants!~

Scar: and the other villains and henchmen are placing bets: are they going to escape the wrath of the lord of the underworld and the embodiments of pain and panic? or will Hades and the imps give up?

“All the villains and henchmen inside are eating popcorn and watching the chase go on”

#disney villains #disney henchmen #im a dork #and bored

[calientecoochie]

It Happened So Fast-

•2•

“AHH”

The red giant backed up and put his hands up in the air and waved them frantically. “<Wha-hooooahh! Calm down. Sorry, sorry, didn’t mean to frighten you! That’s wasn’t very manly was it. Gah, bad first impression, I guess, ha.” The redhead rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment.

“<You’re Red Riot. The~huh~ the Red Riot>” Yes, yes you were gaping like a fish in a desert. How could a man be so tall?! He is literally towering over everybody here. What is he like 7’?! Does his bones hurt? What the hell is a Bakugo... Oh, he staring at me. How long have I been staring!

“<Uhmm>” Red Riot waves his hands in front of your face, “Helloooo, anybody, homeeeee?” His voice sounds so velvety and heroic. “<I should really work on my introductions...this happens way more often then it should. Let me write that down so I don’t forget.>” The Pro Hero stares down at you, “<I’ll give you a lift, Y/N, since you’re like in a trance. LET’S GO TO MY OFFICE! I CAN SHOW YOU PICTURES FROM MY UA DAYS AND SOME COOL AWARDS. SO MANLY!>” With that your new boss lifted you up and threw you over his broad shoulders.

He continued to talk Y/N’s ear off with you not understanding much of what Red was saying but, appreciating it either way seeing as it was helping you unwind from the earlier shock. As the pair walked through the agency, Y/N took in the place. Even though, the place is a big on inside as it was on the outside, it wasn’t as daunting as you thought it would be. The people and heroes around here are smiling and waving towards you. You were handed a balloon with a crudely drawn face (it was meant to resemble you) with a many , “おめでとう” thrown your way as you and your boss entered the elevator.

“<Here we go! Can you stand?>” Red sets you down on your feet with ease as he presses the button to his floor. He drums his fingers across the steel doors then turn towards you with one of his award winning smiles. You swear it melt the steel in these elevators, it’s so bright. “<Not going to freak out on my again are you? Y/N>” He tested your name on his tongue, ���<Am I saying that right? Ah, I forgot to ask, would you prefer Japanese> or English?” He look at you thoughtfully.

“That’s right. I have not been responding have I?”

“Nope! You have not but, that’s cool. I have a great feeling about you so, I know you’ll be a strong backbone to this company!”

All you could do was stare back in a dream-like state. Look at you! Shame! Getting all star-struck and dumb even being in this man’s presence. Tsk tsk. Better keep this conversation rolling so it doesn’t get awkward. “You were right..”

“Huh, right about what?

“My name. You said it correctly. Ha, pretty funny too, I’m used to people pronouncing it wrong.”

“Well, that’s not very fair to you. It’s your name and it’s a manly name!” Red puffed through his nostrils and smirked.

You bowed you head to hide your blush, “ Thank you, Red Riot.” Why are you acting like this it is so NOT professional at. All.

Red Riot let out a boisterous laugh that you swore shook the elevator, “You don’t have to refer to me by my hero name you know? Just call me Kirishima or even Kiri. Honestly, anything is cool as long as I don’t get called sir. That makes me feel old. Red Riot is reserved for field work though.” With that he winked at you.

“Oh, then, thank you Kir-!”

D I N G

“We’re here!!” He yoinks you from the elevator into his suave office, “ Hasa De Lo Eiji!!”

You heard Sero’s voice speak up, “Casa De La, Ei, casa de la...” He sitting upside down in one of Kirishima’s office chairs surfing his phone looking through Twatter. You thought he was ignoring you until he started waving and kicking his lanky legs excitedly.

Denki was just spinning in Kirishima’s main seat, “<YOU FOUND THEM, MAN?!>”

“<Well, they wasn’t exactly hiding and don’t think there’s many people of their skin tone here in Japan, Denk...>” You only caught a bits and pieces of their conversation, making you giggle a bit.

Denki looked over to you, “Oohoo, you like that, huh? Say how about we get to know each other better? One on one? There’s this really cool place in Shinjuku I’ve been dying to try. Would love to have someone to try it with. Being alone is such a bummer~” While Denki was distracted, Kirishima took his chance and sat in his friend’s lap causing Denki to sputter and attempt to push his taller, “built like a German, concrete home” friend off of him. Shame, you were actually about to take Denki up on his offer. You did want to see what Japan had to offer and it did suck to be alone sometimes.

The day continued as you four began to talk about you, their hero work, the past and, what was in store for the upcoming week. Soon, Denki and Sero left to attended to their own business (they went to Shinjuku), which just left you and Kirishima. You though it would it be awkward, however, it strangely felt like home. This was different from what your country’s media always portrayed of him: Hardy, cold and relentless. Even though that’s what drew you to him, this Kirishima was a nice change of pace as well.

“Hey, hey, Y/N you’re staring again.” The redhead smiled.

“Didn’t mean to, Kirishima. It’s just that you’re so different in real life! I hope you don’t mind me saying but, though you were this boulder of destruction.”

“Not too disappointing, I hope.” He leans his head in his hand, laughing a tiny bit.

“No! Of course not!”

“I’m joking, I’m joking!”

You both just laugh and it dies downs leaving a comfortable silence betwixt you again.

“Well, you got the job for sure!”

“Really t—that’s it?!”

“Yup”

“No strenuous questions?”

“Nope”

“No previous references or written letters from previous employers?”

“Nnurp” he audibly pop his lips to add emphasis to his negatory.

“No-“

“Do you want the job?”

“Of course! It’s just that yo-“

“Then you have it. I have a good feeling about you! I learned to trust my instincts. Obviously, yours brought here to freaking Japan-“

“Well, my friend sent me the email...”

“YOU put in for it and YOU got it. Enjoy it :)”

You rubbed your chin in thought. Starting to overthink the situation and your new way too laidback boss. Was this a mistake? Did I make a good call? As if he could read you mind, Kiri laid his firm hand upon your shoulder, “Let’s get some grub! I can take you home afterwards!”

With that, you’re new life began and with each day you grew more confident in your choices. You learned so many new tips and tricks, learned about and met new people (some more despicable then others), it was like a dream come true. First, you needed Kiri told hold your hand at the beginning, which made you doubt yourself from time to time. However, you got better and faster, already your talent to the max.

The only thing you hated doing the most were the public conferences. They always asked the same questions hoping for different answers or asked about way too personal questions about the heroes within Kirishima’s agency. Questions that would make the man on moon blush. However, you always seemed to Beyoncé your way out of their scandalous questions and steer it right back to where you wanted it.

Of course, your work never went unnoticed or unappreciated. The agency always made sure to make feel wanted and needed. Hah, Bakugo even came in and tried to recruit you for his own agency, in front of your boss. It’s all just been so crazy. It’s almost insane to think it’s almost been a year here. You even remember your old life. To think, you thought the email was a joke. What would I be doing if I never answered it... No point on dwelling on it you guess.

You hear heavy footsteps coming toward your door.

*Clink Click*

“Hmm, I thought these lights shut off automatically... strange” It was your boss! “Let me flu-Oh! Oh, you’re still here?! Y/N , it’s practically morning right now. Why are you still working?”

“You wouldn’t know I was still here if you weren’t here yourself so, Red, what’s your excuse?” You looked up at him playfully smug.

You don’t remember if he’s been flushed from rushing into the office or for his new nickname but, he looked away and swore he tripped on his words when he spoke. “Other than it being my agency, Y/N so, MY responsibility, I like to go for early morning runs. You could probs just call it conditioning from school days. It helps keep my mind from overthinking I guess.

“Overthinking? About what?”

“Heh, what not about” There was a strange unplaceable tone in his voice. He said that sentence barely above a whisper but, you caught it. Kirishima look back towards you and beams. Is he- is he putting up a mask?! Not wanting to strain your work relationship you choose not to press him on the matter. Turning back to your desktop to continue your work until Kiri blocked it. Damn his thick man body!

“Could you please move,Kirishima.”

“Nuh-uh, not until you tell me why you’re still up here working at this ungodly hour.”

You leaned into your seat giving up on trying to move him, you sigh and then smile to yourself not sure if he could see it or not, “ Fine, I’ll spill. I work this late because I love this job. Nowhere else has given me this opportunity and I’m so thankful. I’ve felt so lost for the longest and about gave up on myself. I work this late because I love my friend, they were the ones who even let this opportunity land in my lap even though, they could have easily taken this job. They had more experience. I love my coworkers. Ha, I’ve never been so overwhelmed by support by so many strangers. It’s really emotional and I would hate to let them down. I do all of this because I love and appreciate you, Red... you’ve always stayed by my side and gave encouragement when I needed. Lacking in my work would be like spitting in your face and I would hate for that to happen...”

You keep your eyes shut for a few more seconds soaking in what you just said. It’s been eating at you forever. You’ve long forgotten about how Kiri was like a barnacle stuck to screen and I guess he did as well, seeing as was standing up straight, mouth opening and closing and fiddling with his hands. You look up at him, “That’s why I’m here. You don’t have to worry over me. I’m not a child. Plus, I got YOU and your HERO amigos/amigas on speed dial.” Sero’s been trying to teach you Spanish 💀, it is not working.

“...Do you mean that? You love me?”

“Of course I do, Red.” Kirishima drawn closer to Y/N, “Why wouldn’t I?”

“I just thought it would be too soon to make a call..”

“I love you , Kirishima...”

“Y-you could call me, Eij-“

“As much as I love Sero and Denki! You all mean so much to me!”

You noted that Kirishima seemed to deflate at your next sentence and even took a step back, “Red, you okay? Need water?”

Kiri shook his head, “N-No I guess I’m just coming down from my runners high! Ha, it always makes me a bit woozy y’know.”

“Oh~”

“Yeahhhh. Welp! Just dont Forget it’s your day off tomorrow okay. No coming in! No matter how much you //luhhhh// us.” That was weird. Luh? ,”Oh I also have a question. The hero gala is coming up soon and we have to bring a +1. Would you like to come with me? I’ll cover your clothes~!”

“The Hero Gala?? Are you sure wouldn’t you want to bring another, I don’t know, hero?”

“Well, I could but, I asked you. You were my first choice either way. If it’ll help you could think about it like good PR.”

As you always do, you think about it. Unlike the other times, your mind was already made up.

“Yes, Red, I would love to go.”

#bnha x black!reader #y/n x bnha #y/n x mha #y/n x kirishima #y/n #fanfic #reader x kirishima #mha x black!reader #mha kirishima #pro hero kirishima #mha #bnha

[dajaregambler]

HeliosR - Ren Kisaragi Character story - part 3

Translation of the third part of Ren’s character story from ‘Helios Rising Heroes’. 

Ren: (Gh, damn… It suddenly started pouring…)

Ren: (It was sunny earlier too… Thought of how I should go to the library after I was done with patrolling.)

Ren: (Guess I’ll stay here in front of this store until the rain eases up----)

Akira: Uweh! This stinks, where the hell did this rainshower come from!

Ren: Wha….

Akira: Gotta take shelter from it eh, doesn’t look like I can just go walk out there…

Akira: WOAH, Ren!? What are you doing here!

Ren: ...That’s my line

Akira: Waah? You can see it don’t you, suddenly started pouring hard so I came here to take shelter from it

Ren: Right back at you.

Akira: Tch, ain’t my day today…

Ren: Leave if you hate it. ….Also I was here earlier than you, go somewhere else

Akira: What the fuck!? This ain’t your damned house, don’t act as if you own the place

Ren: ….Hmph

Akira: Aaah- how irritating…. Wonder if it’ll stop soon?

Akira: Here I sat thinking to go grab a hotdog in Million Park too… Man, why did it end up like this

Ren: Isn’t it your fault because you misbehave everyday?

Akira: ….What now?

Ren: No matter how you look at yourself, this behaviour of yours where you get too carried away must be troubling for your mentors.

Ren: You only know how to be a nuisance to Will too… It must be pretty difficult, for these three to be your babysitter.

Akira: Hah!? The fuck with babysitter, you saying I’m some kinda brat or what!?

Ren: Glad to see you have some brain cells left. 

Akira: You bastard…

Akira: JUST so you know, I’m not being a bother to anyone. You’re the one that’s a handful here

Akira: Your always got this cold look on your face, only thing you say to your mentors are stuff like “Whatever”, “I don’t care”, and “Don’t talk to me”, or am I wrong here? Talking to you is enough of a pain in the ass, right.

Ren: It’s not like, I need to hold a conversation or anything

Akira: Yep, there it is, that trademark “I don’t care” ‘tude of yours~

Ren: ….!

Akira: You know, Will has to take the brunt of that awful personality of yours too. He often goes on about how you ignored him again, which puts him down in the dumps.

Akira: See, you’re the one that’s misbehaving everyday. And this downpour is your fault.

Ren: …………

Akira: Which reminds me, you’re pretty much that 

Ren: ? ...What do you mean with “that”?

Akira: That, that.. uum… a rain man!

Ren: What? Where did you get that from…

Akira: Well, not that I got it from somewhere but… Your hero power’s the same, right?

Ren: My power is manipulating ice. Don’t you dare look down on it and imply it’s the same thing.

Akira: I’m not making fun of it. And honestly… if I sit down to think about it, wasn’t it almost always raining when we hung out together?

Ren: Just cut it out already. In that case, you’re the rain man here.

Ren: I remember how it would randomly start pouring when I was with you.

Akira: I ain’t a rain man. Besides, did you have any other guys you played with besides me?

Ren: Wha…

Akira: There weren’t, right? And if there were, it was either Will or your Nee-chan

Akira: I played with ‘em often too… Which means that it makes you the rain man here.

Ren: ………..

Akira: But for real man, the chance of it raining would skyrocket when I was with you.

Akira: Remember how we’d be often sheltering from it. While waiting and thinking if it were to stop sooner or later, Shion-neechan would come out with an umbrella and come pick us up

Ren: …...I  don’t remember.

Akira: No way. This wasn’t just one time but multiple times, it’s not something ya just forget

Akira: ….Well, it’s whatever

Akira: Anyways, what’re you doing here?

Ren: Hah? I told you earlier, didn’t I, how I’m taking shelter from the rain…

Akira: No, that ain’t it. Why are you in Red South? You’re in charge of North, which is the complete opposite, so you shouldn’t be here if you ain’t got anything to take care of 

Ren: T-that’s because…

Ren: It’s not your business.

Ren: (......... I’m not telling him that I wanted to go to the library, even if I were to die.)

Ren: (The one I had in mind was the library in North but, I’m in South which is the opposite of it…. If he gets the slightest idea it’s over…)

Akira: ….Hmmm? Well, it’s fine I guess. It’s true that it ain’t my business

Akira: Actually, hasn’t the rain let up a bit now?

Akira: No way it’ll get sunny at this rate, guess I’ll dash back to the Tower…. I’ll grab a hotdog next time

Ren: (Just leave already if you said you will.... The library will close if I don’t get going now.)

Ren: (I’ll leave once he does. Anyway going back the way I came should be able to…) 

Akira: ………

Akira: Hey Ren, did you by any chance---

Gast: Huh? What’re you two doing here?

Akira: Uoah, Gast!? Where did you…

Gast: Man, what a surprise. My bros were meetin’ up so I thought to go see their faces for a bit

Gast: Look at this though. Was a bit troubled ‘cuz of this sudden rain and all of ‘em gave me their umbrellas

Gast: I told ‘em that I don’t need this many, but they all shoved it into my hands so...

Gast: Though something tells me you guys ain’t got an umbrella? Here I’ll give you both one each

Akira: Oooh… Thanks, Gast

Gast: C’mon Ren, take one too

Ren: I-I’m good--

Gast: Hm? That reminds me, didn’t you say you were going to the library? So what’re you doin’ here then?

Ren: !!

Gast: Aah, I know. You ended up going the wrong way again, didn’tcha

Gast: Don’ got a choice here, eh… Here, I got somethin’ to take care of in North, we can go back together until we’re close to it

Ren: Y-you…

Gast: Eh? W-what’re you gettin’ mad for?

Ren: (Just when I thought the subject was going to change… Damnit, I’m about to be ridiculed again---)

Akira: Awright. I’mma go back to the Tower not that I got an umbrella

Ren: …..?

Akira: See ya Gast, also I’ll leave this up to ya

Gast: Yeah, I’ll be seein’ ya, Akira

Akira: Oh, and Ren! You’re still the rain man here!

Ren: Wh….

Gast: Rain man? What’s that about?

Ren: ….Not your business either.

Gast: Huuh? Besides, that “leave this up to ya”...

Gast: Eh, Ren!?

Gast: Hold on! Don’t start walking off on your own…!

-

Notes:

Rain man is literally “雨男“ (ameotoko), a specifically Japanese term to describe that one brings rain wherever he goes. I wanted to work around it at first but: Ren & Akira are both Japanese, also it later gets brought up again, describing the Japanese origin of the term in detail.

#heliosr #helios rising heroes #ren kisaragi #akira otori #gast adler

[bunnyywritings]

friday shenanigans

Kozume Kenma x bestfriend!reader

𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 - 𝕟𝕖𝕩𝕥

[a/n: soooo I’m gonna start another series, this time with my baby boy Kenma🥺 I love him so much, here’s part 1, enjoy! -yours truly, bunnyy -`ღ´- ]

“Kenmaaaa! I really want a frog, I think I’m actually gonna do it this time.” You ungracefully fell back and laid on his lap as you watched yet another tik tok video with an insanely cute frog.

“Sure you are (y/n).” Kenma sighed as he fondly shook his head, moving his arms a bit so you could lay down comfortably as he played his game.

The reason he didn’t believe you was because every Friday that you had gone and slept over at his house, you always said that you were going to get a pet frog and you never did. So you saying it this time, didn’t change anything.

“Plus, I think Worm would eat it the day you got it.” He motioned to your cat that was resting on the windowsill.

“Hmm...you may be right.” You muttered as you continued to scroll through tiktok, laughing at stupid videos and lifting your phone so Kenma could see them too.

Tiktok had definitely ruined your sense of humor. For the both of you.

This time, you guys were having the sleepover at your house since your folks were out of town for the weekend and you had to take care of your cat. The up-side to having someone who plays the same amount of video games as him, you had the same consoles and games that Kenma did so it didn’t matter who’s house you were at.

“I thought you were gonna play this with me?” Kenma huffed. You had finally gotten My Hero: One Justice and he really wanted to play a 1v1 match against you.

“After we go get food with Kuroo, I have like zero energy right know.“ You had moved your arms so dramatically that you accidentally threw yourself off of the couch and onto the wood flooring. You had landed on your side with a groan.

“You’re so stupid.” Kenma laughed softly as he nudged your stomach with his foot to push you onto your back.

“Don’t laugh at my pain!” You exaggeratedly rested the back of your hand against your forehead. Just then, the doorbell rang before the door swung open.

“Your lord and savior is here!” Kuroo held his arms out as he cackled. The sound of Worm running caught your attention.

“AHH Kuroo, shut the door! Worm is gonna get out!” The door slammed shut, followed by a peeved meow.

“I swear, it’s like he was a dog in his past life or something...” You sat up and watched as Kuroo tossed his bag haphazardly and bent down to pick up the cat and petting him behind the ears.

“You’re telling me. You would be the one to have a broken cat.”

“He’s not broken!” You gasped in mock offense, “He just...has his days.” 

“So, what are we eating?”

Kenma paused the game and all three of you exchanged glances. There was silence for a good three minutes before Kenma spoke up.

“Mc...Donalads...” He suggested carefully.

“Hmm yeah, I’m down.” You nodded in agreement.

“Same here.” Kuroo grinned while twirling his keys around his fingers. Kenma moved to put on his shoes, you stood up and looked down at yourself. You had your spandex shorts on from practice and a nekoma hoodie.

“Should I change?” Both boys paused and looked at me for a second.

“Eww! Have you not showered yet?” Kuroo stuck his tongue out.

“Wha-I took a shower right after practice!” You defended with a pout, “Who do you think I am, you gremlin?”

Kenma snickered quietly. “You look good (y/n), don’t worry.” His words making you blush.

“Thank you Kozu, at least one of you is helpful.” You glared, Kuroo just shrugging with a mischievous wink.

Not bothering to put on actual shoes, you slipped on your red crocs, one had a volleyball charm on it and the other one had a ‘5′ charm on it because, coincidentally, you and Kenma had the same number jersey. 

“Again with the crocs!” Kuroo groaned.

“Get ready to catch these hand Tetsu, you literally have a pair too. We all bought them at the same time.” You rolled your eyes, pulling your socks back up so the hem rested against your shins.

You and Kenma walked over to the door before you paused and stared at Worm, he stared back at you with the same intensity. “Should I leave him here? Or take him with us?” You wondered aloud.

“Take him.” Kuroo immediately nodded. “It’s hysterical seeing people’s reaction to a cat on a leash.” That’s all the convincing you needed. You grabbed the leash and Worm ran towards you, meowing excitedly.

“Maybe you are broken...”You muttered as you slipped him into his harness and attached the leash and off you guys went

It was always the same seating arrangement, Kuroo driving, Kenma in shotgun, and you in the back.

Music blasting and windows down, both you and Kuroo were just belting the lyrics shamelessly while Kenma just bobbed his head and mouthed the words. Vibing while playing on his switch. He would pause and watch as you smiled and laughed as you just sang your little heart out, blush on his cheeks at how adorable you were.

He always enjoyed that he was the only one who had the privilege of seeing you in sweats and hoodies, in big t-shirts, hair all over the place, bare faced and slouched against the couch at 3am while you guys played video games or binge watched an anime again. He thought you were beautiful all the time. Sweaty and red-faced during a game or hair and makeup done while you dressed in streetwear.

Kuroo knew. Of course he knew. Kenma never really told him but he didn’t need to. He could just tell, Kenma wasn’t obvious with his feelings but Kuroo had known the both of you long enough to eventually figure out that the two of you were pining for each other. It made him happy to see the way you two looked at each other when you thought no one was looking. He made it his mission to get you two to finally get together before the school year ends. He wants to see the both of you happy before he goes of to college.

He pulled into the parking lot of the grocery store. As the three of you walked to the entrance, the glances at your cat on a leash was priceless.

“So what’s the game plan?” You asked as you picked up Worm and he jumped onto you shoulder, perching there while nuzzling against your neck.

“I’ll get the drinks, you get the chips and stuff, and Kenma will get the candy.” Kuroo instructed and we all separated.

“Oh! Kozu! Get the-”

“I know, the matcha caramels. I got it.”

You bit your lip, heart swelling a little bit as you turned around and went to the snack aisle.

“Alright Worm, what snack are we feeling tonight?” You asked absentmindedly as he just purred in response.

“You’re right. We definitely need the taiyaki biscuits. Now the question in, chocolate or green tea?” You thought for a bit before Worm meowed this time. “What an intellectual, I’ll just get two of each. Thanks bud.” After piling your arms with snacks, you made your way to find Kuroo and Kenma.

“So uh when are you gonna, you know, stop being a simp and just tell (y/n) you like her?”

“I’m not a simp, Kuroo.” Kenma grumbled as he placed the candy he got in the cart.

“So you literally looking at her with puppy dog eyes is all my imagination?” Kenma just shrugged and before he could respond, Worm was making his way towards them while dragging the leash behind them but you were no where to be seen.

“Where’s (y/n)?” Kuroo wondered as Kenma bent down and picked up the cat.

“Goddamnit Worm! Where are you?” Was heard in what sounded like the next aisle.

“(Y/n)?”

“God?” Kenma slapped his forehead and sighed as he held back a laugh.

“Yes and I have a message for you! You are banned from heaven for wearing those god forsaken crocs!”

“Kuroo shut up! I’m trying to look for Worm!” At your shouts, Worm meowed lordly.

“Is he there with you?”

“Yeah, he’s right here.” Kenma called in response as you finally made your way to them. You carefully tossed the snacks into the cart.

“You little prick, I trusted you.” You booped Worm’s nose while glaring at him.

You guys paid and made your way back to the car and heading to the McDonald’s, you and Kenma telling Kuroo your orders so you guys wouldn’t have to order.

While you guys waited, you and Kuroo made some tiktoks. You guys both had a pretty big following on the app, the three of you were always making an appearance together on both accounts. Kenma participated in some of them, some he was just in the background. People LOVED him, you’d never admit it but some of the comments that asked about his socials or said that they were gonna ‘simp’ over him made you jealous. They shouldn’t have, since you two weren’t together but they did. He’d seen the comments but never mentioned them. They didn’t really matter to him though. After getting your orders and keeping Worm out of the bags, you guys finally got back to your house.

You three claimed your spots in the living room and Kenma popped in the My Hero game. Kuroo watched as the two of you had a 1v1. He wasn’t really interested in games that much, he just loved to watch and wait till one of you just rage quit. It didn’t happen often but when it did, it was a gem to see. After like 10 rounds, you quit after Kenma beat you 7-3.

“Kozu! I didn’t even get to finish that combo.” His eyes widened as you turned to look at him. You had been sitting on the ground and now you were looking up at him with a pout. His mind raced as he turned away to hide his blush.

“It’s not my fault you suck...”

“You wound me, Kozu! You wound me!”

“Can we try out this dance, (y/n)? It looks easy.”

“Uhhh sure.”

You guys mirrored his phone to the tv and watched the dance.

“What the hell? This isn’t easy at all!” Kenma couldn’t help but watch yours and Kuroo’s uncoordinated movements in an attempt to copy the person on screen. The two of you were usually pretty good at the dances, it was just a long process that he loved to watch.

His eyes widened when your hips swayed so fluidly, the motion was smooth and effortless. He buried his face in Worm’s soft fur, letting out a tiny groan.

Why were you doing this to him?

#kenma kozume x reader #kenma x reader #haikyuu x reader #cheater cheater pumpkin eater

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Merry Christmas, nephilimeq!

For @nephilimeq :)

When Stiles can’t decide what to get for Derek’s Secret Santa present, he decides to give Derek himself. It doesn’t go quite like he thought it would.

Or, the one where Stiles expected sex, but got to help Derek with his computer virus instead (but still somehow ended up with a boyfriend for Christmas).

*****

A Gift to Unwrap

“I’m so glad we’re doing Secret Santa this year, I can’t afford to buy you all shit again,” Stiles said, lounging on Derek’s couch with his head off the side and his feet in the hair.

Lydia smacked his ankle when it got too close to her. “It’s not like you gave us all great gifts last year. You gave me pens.”

“What was wrong with pens? You like pens.”

“They were from the dollar store, Stiles.”

“Whatever,” Stiles flipped over, sitting properly. “I hope I get Derek, he appreciates my gifts.”

“Derek?” Allison looked over at him from her armchair, “he’s the worst to buy for, he isn’t happy with anything.”

“Hey, Derek loved the birthday present I got him!”

Allison and Lydia shared a confused look. It was just the three of them here, planning out secret santa as everyone else on the pack went for midnight wolf patrol. Stiles didn’t mind, he liked when team humans got to hang.

“Derek doesn’t celebrate his birthday…” Lydia finally said, turning back to him.

“Yeah, I know,” Stiles shrugged, “I just got him a photo album and filled it with all the family pictures of the Hales I could find. I dropped it off in the morning, we had some coffee, and I left. Derek didn’t have to celebrate, and I only had to spend like 5 bucks.”

They were both frowning now though. “How long did that take you?” Allison asked.

“Uh…” Stiles scratched his head, “a month or so?”

“A month or so?” Allison shook her head. “This year you gave me gum for my birthday!”

“Hey, you like gum!’

Lydia smirked, “don’t take it personally, Ally, Stiles only buys good presents for people he loves.”

“Woah- what? Who said - I don’t love anyone!”

Lydia laughed, “Stiles, you once bought me a TV! This year I got more dollar store pens. But Derek gets a whole photo album that you spent a month on? You’ve moved on from me and right on to him,” she grinned, “did you add little notes in it too?”

Stiles blushed, “no!… not that many! Shut up!”

“Relax, Derek likes you too,” she said. All nonchalant, like this wasn’t brand new information.

“What- what do you mean? Not that it - I don’t love him, or anything, but like what do you mean by that.”

“Okay,” Allison said, leaning back, “I can see it now.”

“Um, no? There’s nothing to see?”

“I guess we’ll find out next week,” Lydia said with a wink, “when you both get each other for Secret Santa.”

“You can’t just… cheat like that. Can you? Oh my God, what do you think he’ll get me?” They both laughed. Stiles was starting to see their point. “… not that it matters, what he gets me.”

“He’ll get you something sweet, I’m sure,” Lydia said. “You’ve kind of already outdone yourself with the photo album, but I’m sure you’ll think of something.”

“Aw, this is so sweet!” Allison said, smiling at Stiles blush. “Aw at New Years you two can kiss!”

Stiles didn’t even try to deny he liked that idea. And now that he was thinking about it, it was definitely not the first time he liked the idea of Derek kissing him.

Shit.

“Guys, I might like Derek…”

They looked at each other and laughed.

–

That weekend, when they pulled their Secret Santa names out of the hat, Stiles wasn’t surprised he pulled Derek’s name out. Lydia was a witch, she could do anything.

He watched carefully as Derek read his. He made no reaction, but Stiles noticed him glance towards him a minute later. Did you get Stiles’ name too? Was Lydia really doing this?

Was it normal to be this excited for Secret Santa?

Stiles wasn’t sure - but he didn’t care. He couldn’t wait for Christmas.

–

He realized as soon as he stepped into the mall, Lydia was right. He should have fucking waited to do the photo album for Christmas.

No one cared about their 26th birthday. It was a stupid age. Why did he go so big? Stiles had turned 22 this year, and Derek had just taken him out for dinner. He should have done that.

What the hell was he going to do now?

He had $20 he could spend and that was it. He walked past the dollar store but shook his head. Looked into H&M and scoffed. Derek would hate everything in this mall. Stiles wasn’t sure where he bought his ridiculously soft shirts, but it wasn’t here.

And they were probably more than $20s.

Cursing, Stiles back tracked. What could he do? He did the sentimental thing already, but maybe he could.. Add to that? Get… What, video recordings of his family?

No, that would just be creepy. He wasn’t fucking stalking the dead.

He could… draw him a picture? He was shit at art. He could… take him on a trip? At some point.. When neither of them were working.. And it was super cheap?

God he was doomed.

Stiles walked past La Senza and paused. The mannequin was dressed in a skimpy bra, but that wasn’t what he was looking at. It was also covered in bows, like the mannequin itself was the present.

Could… Stiles… be the present?

No, that was ridiculous.

Unless…?

No. Derek deserved a real present.

But maybe..?

Stiles bit his lip in thought. It would be better than dollar store pens at least.

He turned and made his way to the craft store. Time to spend his $20 on high end ribbon.

–

Stiles had on his tightest skinny jeans, the ones that Jackson said made his ass pop. He wore the shirt Lydia had given him, the one he thought had been a size too small but she insisted fit him better than anything else he owned.

Now, for the important layer. He pulled out the red ribbon.

He tied a loop around his chest, making a bow on his front. He tied another around his leg and made a bow on his thigh. He looped a ribbon down his left arm, starting from his shoulder and ending with a bow on his wrist.

He looked at himself in the mirror, a bit worried he had over done it.

“Well, my dad didn’t believe I was gay before, he should see me now.”

Although he and his dad had already had that talk. More than once, actually, after he caught Danny in his room in senior year. That had been awkward.

But they were good now. And Derek wouldn’t be such a surprise to him, he didn’t think…

You know, if Derek… actually liked him back. And wanted to date him. And be introduced to Stiles father as his boyfriend-

He was getting ahead of himself.

He took a deep breath. “Even if he doesn’t like me, the present is he has me for a full day. He can make me clean his windows if he wants.”

WIth that, Stiles pulled on his dad’s trench coat.

It was show time.

–

Stiles usually barged into Derek’s loft like he owned the place, but it felt weird to do that now, so he knocked.

It took a minute before Derek opened the door. He already looked confused, and his eyebrow rose up at the sight of him.

“Stiles.”

“Evening, Derek.”

“Why did you knock…. Why are you dressed like you’re going to flash me?”

Stiles felt his cheeks warm, “it’s, uh, for Secret Santa!”

“You’re going to flash me for Secret Santa?”

“No! I am,” he gestured at himself, “fully clothed underhere, I will have you know. But it is part of the present.”

Derek raised a brow, “the gift exchange is tomorrow.”

“Yeah, but… mine starts today.”

Derek shrugged, then stepped back to wave Stiles inside.

Palms sweating, Stiles stepped in and only hesitated a moment before he opened his coat. “Ta da!” He said, dropping the coat dramatically to the floor, “I am your present!”

Derek looked him up and down, eyes lingering on the bows, “okay.”

Stiles swallowed. He shouldn’t have worn his tightest clothes, could Derek see his sweat through his shirt already?

Fuck, could he smell it?

“And, uh, you can do whatever you want with me. For the next 24 hours.” Derek nodded, his eyes still on the bow on Stiles chest. Shit, maybe this was stupid. “Sorry, I thought… I’m kind of broke, and I - this was dumb-”

“No, it’s good,” Derek stepped toward him. Stiles’ heart started to race, he clenched his fists so they wouldn’t shake. This was the plan, right? This was the fucking point of the gift - make a big decleration and give himself to Derek, for a whole day, to do whatever.

But fuck, what if Derek was into weird shit? Stiles wasn’t a virgin, but he’d only been with two people before, and did that guy from college really count if all they did was handjobs? Stiles didn’t even remember his name. And fuck, what if this made Derek think all he wanted was sex? What if he was ruining a potentially amazing relationship because of one stupid -

All Derek did was reach behind him and close the door.

Of course.

Stiles cleared his throat.

“So, uh…”

“Come with me.”

Stiles obeyed, following Derek to the couch. Was Derek going to throw him on it? Ravish him?

He passed Stiles a laptop.

“You’re good at this stuff, right? I think I have a virus or something.”

“… what?”

“I have you for 24 hours, tonight you can help me with my laptop.”

“Oh, oh, okay, sure.” Stiles sat down, glancing down at the screen. He felt stupid for being relieved.

“After you figure out the virus thing, you can also help me get a netflix. And figure out how to get it on the TV? Lydia is refusing to set up pack movie nights anymore if we’re all going to complain about watching The Notebook everytime.”

“Alright,” Stiles leaned back on the couch, diving right in. By the state of Derek’s desktop, he had a feeling this might actually take him 24 hours.

–

Stiles slept over at Derek’s house that night, though it went very differently than he had imagined. He borrowed Derek’s sweats and a baggy T. He slept on the couch. He worked on his laptop until 2 am, and woke up to Derek making breakfast. Stiles joined him in the kitchen, making coffee beside him as he cracked eggs into a pan.

It was nice. Domestic.

Derek smiled at him as he passed over a mug of coffee, and Stiles smiled back.

This was way better than his original plan.

“So, your computer’s up and running, and can connect to the TV. What else do you need help with?”

“Cleaning.”

“… cleaning what?”

“The loft. The pack is coming over tonight for the Secret Santa exchange. Clean up, and when you’re done, help me make the Christmas cookies.”

Stiles shrugged, “okay.”

–

Cleaning wasn’t hard. Derek kept his place pretty impeccable anyway, so all Stiles had to do was some dusting and sweeping. Then he joined Derek in the kitchen, where he had already started baking.

The rest of the day went by so fast, Stiles ran out of time to go home. He changed back into the clothes he was wearing last night, minus the bows, and came back to find the pack already arriving.

He smiled at Derek as they passed out the food together. He imagined what it would be like if he really did live here, really did help Derek with every pack night. He thought they would make a good pair.

And when their shoulders brushed when they sat down together, Stiles didn’t feel nervous. In fact, he leaned into the touch a bit. And he didn’t miss the soft smile Derek sent his way when he did.

Yeah… he thought they would be great together.

The night went by in a blur, Stiles too focused on Derek’s warmth beside him to really pay attention to any of the presents everyone was opening.

He didn’t even notice people had started leaving until it was only him, Lydia and Allison left.

And Lydia and Allison were getting ready to go.

“Oh. I guess I should get ready to go too.”

“Aw, but you two look so cozy,” Allison said with a smirk.

Stiles flushed. Derek, thankfully, either didn’t notice her comment or ignored it. “I haven’t given you your gift yet,” he said. “You can’t leave.”

“Have fun getting your gift, Stiles,” Lydia said, winking, before she shut the door.

Stiles felt his face grow even hotter, but Derek still didn’t comment on it as he got up to get his present. Bless this man. Bless him and his new social tact.

Derek came back out with a present so big, Stiles felt a pang of regret for going with his stupid idea. He could have at least given him… socks, or something.

“Derek, you didn’t have to-”

“I did. After the photo album, I did.” He cleared his throat, “it’s not that big of a deal, I just didn’t know how to wrap it.”

Stiles didn’t believe him. The way Derek was carefully holding it, he didn’t think Derek fully believed it either.

When he ripped open the wrapping paper, he gasped, “Derek…”

It was a painting. A painting of him in his grad cap and gown, from his university graduation last summer. Beside him was his dad, in his suit, just like in their pictures, and on the other side…

“I tried to make her look a bit older, without changing her too much… your dad gave me a picture.”

“She’s beautiful,” Stiles whispered. His mother looked just like he remembered, he even knew the dress, but… there were wrinkles that he never got to see her have. A few gray hairs she never got to grow. His eyes started to burn, so he put the picture down on the table, taking a deep breath. “Derek, you really didn’t have to…”

“You didn’t have to give me the photo album.”

Stiles licked his lips. Derek leaned forward.

“I knew what you were doing. With your gift, I mean, I knew what you were trying to do.”

“You don’t - I shouldn’t have, I don’t want to force anything. It was stupid.”

“It wasn’t stupid, it was cute. I was just surprised. And you smelled really nervous, sweaty,” Stiles cursed himself, he knew Derek had smelled the sweat. “I didn’t want our first anything together to be with you under pressure. I want us to both want it.”

Stiles looked at Derek, how beautiful and sincere he was. He thought maybe he was already in love with this man.

“Do I smell nervous now?”

“No.”

They leaned forward at the same time, the kiss was soft. Perfect. Derek’s beard was smooth under his fingers.

When they pulled back, Derek grinned. “Can I unwrap my present now?”

“I thought you’d never ask.”

The End <3  

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