#and bored

[simmyfrobby]

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#there's no reason for this im just waiting for my train #and bored #so here have a v small v German little bug w existential dread #on the house x #tim stutzle #ottowa senators #hockey poetry posts

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Nimona headcanons that have no rhyme or reason

So I said in this post that I think Ambrosius is an incredible cook

And Nimona is too (she’s just too lazy to cook half the time)

But something in my spirit tells me Bal can’t cook to save his life 

He was homeless before he joined the institute and once he was in the institute he never had access to the kitchen after he was knighted he was on the run

So he never really had a chance to teach himself 

And because of that every single thing this man touches in the kitchen is a disaster

Bless his heart he really tries but he’s also succeeded in setting water on fire and giving Ambrosius food poisoning so potent that he had to call out of work for a week

Nimona swears to this day that they saw one of Bal’s meals move on its own

He’s also like a newborn giraffe in the kitchen

There have been multiple times when he’s knocked ingredients over or dropped finished meals 

And sometimes he gets so caught up in his head that he forgets both of his arms aren't metal which resulted in him almost grabbing trays from the oven without a mitt

Ambrosius says every time he steps into the kitchen to do more than pour water or grab a snack years are taken off his lifespan 

Most of the time Ambrosius and Nimona can’t be in the kitchen when the other is cooking 

They both get unreasonably angry when people stand in the kitchen while they’re cooking 

There are some small exceptions like sometimes they’ll ask the other to be the taste tester

They also don’t get angry when they bake for some reason

It astonishes Bal and sometimes he just watches them in awe because whenever he enters the kitchen Nimona threatens to bite his head off

I have like no knowledge of fashion but I know enough about these characters to fucking hate their clothes 

Like I get it they were cogs in the machine so their clothes should reflect that but you would think would at least try and change them after the wall fell

Be advised these headcanons aren’t going to be groundbreaking and will probably exit canon because I’m delusional 

Bal is a dark academia dork

This man would live in comfy sweaters and button-ups and nice slacks 

I think looking put-together and professional would calm him down and have an obvious difference in his mood 

Ambrosius would hate the idea that clothes are gendered 

If he wants to wear a skirt or a dress he’s wearing a skirt or a dress

There are multiple times when people have tried to get him to change into pants and every single time he tells them no

I feel like he would also wear brighter colors but he would stray from gold gray or white 

He would also wear makeup prove me wrong 

Nimona would dress like a punk obviously 

But something tells me that he would have loud ass accessories 

His jewelry is big and will clack together 

He’s got a million pins on his clothes and bags and they all hit each other and the jewelry 

Even things like their keychain are loud and cluttered 

Everything about them from their personality and voice to their outfit and accessories is loud and announces their presence and they wouldn’t have it any other way

#nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #I'm so tired #and overstimulated #and bored #and stressed #but I love these dorks #so y'all get headcanons

[kaslovestsuki]

Boyfriend HC for my Akaashi Lovers

! Warning Smut HC at the end!

• Akaashi! Likes to hold your hand, no matter where you are he always want to be holding your hand cause it makes him feel safer.

• He makes you breakfast almost every day, sometimes he can't cause he has to leave for work pretty early but he might make it before he leaves and put it in the fridge.

• He puts sticky notes around the house of him saying sweet things about you leading to your shared room. He waits for you to open the door and you see a little set up with a movie and snacks.

• Akaashi! Will text you when he's on break or when you're on break just so he can call you because he misses your voice.

• He loves cuddling with you, but he specifically likes having your head on his chest or him laying between you legs with his head on your stomach. He just finds it peaceful to be so close to you.

• Akaashi! Definitely wrote you love letters in highschool and he still does, so now you have a box full of love letters.

!SMUT HC!

• Akaashi likes to eat you out, he just loves tasting you and feeling your legs slowly get tighter against him and hearing you moan.

Another one cause I love him

• He likes being cockwarmed, he just likes hear/seeing you get super needy the longer your sitting on his dick.

#fandom #fanfic #hq!! #fluff #haikyuu!! #smut #haikyuu smut #hq smut #hq x reader #hq fluff #haikyuu akaashi #akaashi fluff #akaashi x reader #akaashi keiji #i'm tired #and bored

[floydsteeth]

I love complaining about a headache as if it's not my fault

Like it'd be gone if I drink water but likkkeeee

Water taste bad so no ill suffer <3

#I'm just dehydrated #And bored

[realbatmansign]

Random Hc because it's 3:23 AM and I am falling off my bed

#total drama #tdi #td courtney #td gwen #gwourtney #td brittany #ermmm yeah #im so tired #and bored #Gwourtney as that raccoon's parents #:3

[skinmanwithaskinplan]

Howdy. I’m sick rn and very bored so if anyone sees this, you should send me an ask. Like send me literally anything. Tell me about a weirdly specific opinion, or your really niche special interest. Consider this an excuse to send me five paragraphs of the elaborate lore of a thing you like. Ask me about my various interests if you want (Kirby/analog horror/tma, ect). I just love to talk and I want something to do.

#kirby #analog horror #vita carnis #monument mythos #send asks #ask me anything #ask away! #im sick #and bored #tmagp #tma #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives

[skeelly]

i'm so bad at giving advice, but i'm so good at listening and that's why i'm gf material and not friend material

#im kidding #im delulu #and bored #i didnt proof read this lmao

[rainystressed247]

It's time for the battle of prettiest Dream AU

#rainystressedpollofpeepo #because I am still sick #and bored

[djtheabishai]

So I was looking at Lucifer for drawing refence when I noticed something. I'll Show you a few pictures of him in his "Everyday Outfit" to see if you can spot it before the last.

Did you see it?

How about now?

Still no?

Really? Not even now?

Still no huh?

A button if left undone!

This just shows he's not as well put together as we (and he) thought he was!!

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me shitpost #shitpost #I'm so sorry #its 3 in the morning #I'm so tired #and bored #plz #don't kill me

[bluegraywilde]

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#home alone #and bored #anything could happen

[totallynots8tan]

Moots (and mother)! Question for you:

What will you be for Halloween? (You don’t actually have to be celebrating, just what you would be if you were)

@a-portal-to-nowhere @theloonatic @thalias-pine-tree @john-smiths-jawline @yes-i-exist-shutup @jarkinesbrainstew @waitingforthesunrise @dandelionflowery @kayrielwrites @what-even-is-thiss

And anyone else cause I can’t remember everyone.

#i’m curious #and bored

[lunarlivs]

the question is not do you think barty and sirius fucked in azkaban, it’s how many times do you think they fucked?

#thinking about them #all locked up #and bored #dreaming about a blonde #and the uniforms #marauders #sirius black #barty crouch jr #they fucked is the point of this #thunk

[queermentaldisaster]

WHERE

WHERE DID MY MOOTS GO!? *searching under every rock* GUYSSSSSSSSSSSS

#elo rambles #don't mind this post #im just lonely #and bored

[touratoura]

Poem

Beep

Beep

Beedebeep

Fleebedeep

Debedeep

Sheep

Meep Meep

#poem #poems and poetry #poems on tumblr #poems #original poem #my poem #poemsbyme #my poems #funny #dumb poem #im exhausted #and bored #boredom #adhd poetry

[deluweil]

Imagine the whole complete ridiculous reason of not making buddie canon in s6b is because they didn't want to steal tarlos wedding thunder 😂

#if that was the reason someone will have to pick me off the floor I'd be laughing so hard #buddie #tarlos #speculations #I'm sick #and at work #and bored

[bridoesotherjunk]

Do you guys think Karlach cuts the crusts off her sandwiches? Yes or no.

#baldurs gate 3 #Karlach #I'm curious #And bored #Bg3