This one isn't "technically" 616 cannon but I got a huge laugh out of it so I'm sharing it.
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What The?! #1 -August 1988
Secret War III
script by Gwen Dibley
pencils by Steve Ditko
inks by John Severin
letters by Janice Chiang
colors by Max Scheele
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Wait wait wait wait WHAT?
Reading Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance. He just said of his mom and stepdad, “Even though they as a couple had a combined income over one hundred thousand dollars, they always had money problems because they bought things they didn’t need [like new cars and vans].”
Holy WHAT? Is that why people think we’d be buying houses if not for “stuff we don’t need,” like the avocado toast? There used to be an economy in which two adults who didn’t go to universities could just do that, and did?
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Ock Around the Christmas Tree
Ant-Man
[What The?! #16]
Cute short story, told in rhyme.
Scott tells us how he saved Santa from Doctor Octopus.
8 pages is just the right length for something like this. It's frequently amusing. One could just imagine it being a story Scott would tell his daughter at bedtime.
5/10
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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I also have the humor of a child because this made me laugh as well...
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What The?! #1 -August 1988
“When Titans Bunch!”
script by Peter B. Gillis
pencils and inks by Jon Bogdanove & Al Milgrom
letters by Joe Rosen
colors by Greg Wright
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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