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This one isn't "technically" 616 cannon but I got a huge laugh out of it so I'm sharing it.
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the-gershomite · 1 year
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What The?! #1 -August 1988
Secret War III
script by Gwen Dibley
pencils by Steve Ditko
inks by John Severin
letters by Janice Chiang
colors by Max Scheele
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darkfrog24 · 1 year
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Wait wait wait wait WHAT?
Reading Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance.  He just said of his mom and stepdad, “Even though they as a couple had a combined income over one hundred thousand dollars, they always had money problems because they bought things they didn’t need [like new cars and vans].”
Holy WHAT?  Is that why people think we’d be buying houses if not for “stuff we don’t need,” like the avocado toast? There used to be an economy in which two adults who didn’t go to universities could just do that, and did?
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Ock Around the Christmas Tree
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Ant-Man  [What The?! #16]
Cute short story, told in rhyme.
Scott tells us how he saved Santa from Doctor Octopus.
8 pages is just the right length for something like this. It's frequently amusing. One could just imagine it being a story Scott would tell his daughter at bedtime.
5/10
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skenpiel · 20 days
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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x0401x · 12 days
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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greelin · 7 months
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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miniaturecatmentality · 2 months
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
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bonesandthebees · 27 days
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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dio7r · 7 months
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I also have the humor of a child because this made me laugh as well...
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the-gershomite · 1 year
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What The?! #1 -August 1988
“When Titans Bunch!”
script by Peter B. Gillis
pencils and inks by Jon Bogdanove & Al Milgrom
letters by Joe Rosen
colors by Greg Wright
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ladychlo · 3 months
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Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...
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miametropolis · 3 months
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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titleofpersonage-p01 · 2 months
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