#YES baby. give it to me.

[captnpunk]

DONOVAN!!!!!

#figure skating #Donovan Carrillo #i LOVE when skaters kiss the ice i get so sappy about it #PERSONAL BESTTTTT THAT'S MY ANGEL #manifesting him making the free i NEED this #sorry about the logo btw. im not a pro. #i love this skate so much. his spinsssss #YES baby. give it to me. #edit: WE DID IT BABYYYYYYYY. FREE SKATE HERE WE GO 🎉🎉🎉

[confessedlyfannish]

DP x DC Writing Prompt #8

The day Bruce Wayne knocks on her apartment door Sam knows it's going to be a doozy.

"Mr. Wayne, I really do hope no one saw you," she says, ushering him in. "And for the record, a text ahead of time would be appreciated."

"I parked the car a few streets away," Bruce says, sticking a finger in his heel to peel his polished leather shoes off. Sam raises an eyebrow. "It's a sedan, not a Lamborghini."

"You own a sedan?"

"Taught Dick to drive in it...after he crashed the Lamborghini."

Sam snorts despite herself. The charm Bruce Wayne exhibits would usually rub her the wrong way, too reminiscent of wealthy men that feel comfortable placing a hand on the small of your back at a crowded gala, but Bruce is honest enough about his playacting that she has come to find its insincerity comforting. She's actually sought him out more than once, leading to several annoying headlines that can't seem to decide if she's aiming to date him or one of his eligible sons. None of whom are eligible by the way, as they are a) taken, b) legally dead, c) practically a minor, and d) an actual minor.

Sam's generational wealth is peanuts compared to Wayne Industries, so naturally her parents have been thrilled and rooting for option c.

"I also didn't want Danny to see I'd texted you. Or force you to lie to him."

Sam doesn't quite tense, but it's a near thing. She does slide to the other side of her kitchen island, under the context of finishing prepping her feta fried eggs, laid on a bed of smashed avocado and warm tortilla. She pulls a bottle of crunchy garlic oil out of the fridge and drizzles hot red crisps across the runny yolk. She takes a bite, chewing thoughtfully, not so much as offering him a glass of water.

"You realize, Mr. Wayne, I have no intention of lying to Danny now?"

Bruce sits at the stool on the opposite side of the island. "I understand. And if you want to ask Danny to return home before we continue, I'd understand that as well. I didn't mean to discomfit you--"

"Please do not lie to me now, Mr. Wayne," Sam says, rolling her eyes. "By your own admission you showed up at noon without warning knowing my superhero boyfriend wouldn't be present. If I am discomfited, all the more likely you get your information, right?" Golden yolk runs down her fingers, and she sacrifices it to the napkin rather than lick up her arm in front of her boss, with no small amount of resentment. The yolk is the best part.

"Get to it then," she demands.

Bruce straightens in his stool, chin raising and firming in a jawline she most often sees under a cowl. His eyes attempt to pin her in place, but Sam has stared the Master of Time in the face and demand he reschedule so she is built. different. She takes another bite of egg taco.

"I was not aiming for you to feel threatened, and moreover, I doubt you could be."

Except a smart person should always feel threatened by a threat, no matter their capability of handling one. It keeps them alive.

"Can you tell me how I'm not like all the other girls after lunch? You'll spoil my appetite."

Bruce clears his throat. "I'll get to the point--"

"Thank you."

"--Danny has been exhibiting paranormal behaviors beyond his baseline. We welcome all biologies; human, alien, and paranormal alike, but I have observed actions unlike what he had previously established as his, for lack of a better word, 'normal'

"I want to make sure he is not experiencing any unwelcome outside influence. Or, if this is merely a facet of his evolution, I'd like to know if this is something we or his family should be monitoring."

Sam has been an eco-consultant with Wayne Industries and unofficially, the Batfamily, for half a year now and this is the most she's ever heard the man speak in one sitting.

"Wow," she says. "How long have you been rehearsing that one?"

"A while." Bruce grunts, voice finally taking that final drop into Batman's gravelly rasp. "I see you're not surprised by any of this."

"No, not really," Sam says. She pours him a tall glass of lemon water from the pitcher, freshly sliced that morning, and he takes a polite sip.

"So what can you tell me?"

"Probably a lot. And Danny would probably prefer that I do, knowing him, the big baby," Sam sighs. "Listen Mr. Wayne, I can appreciate that you came here from a place of caution rather than intrusion. And if Danny was undergoing something negative or from an 'unwelcome outside influence' that would be the right call, and I, albeit begrudgingly, encourage you to do so in the future."

"But he's not."

"He's not," Sam confirms. "And in fact, I think he could really use someone to talk to about it. Outside of his family."

"I see..." Bruce says, shifting.

"If you want to tag team this one with one of the higher EQ players, such as Superman, I give you permission." Sam does not think she's imagining that slight sag of relief.

"Thank you," Bruce says, sliding off the stool. "I don't suppose you have material we could consult...?"

"Actually yes, I happen to have a pamphlet right here. 'So your ghostly body is changing, and how.'"

"You're being more sarcastic than usual."

"You interrupted my lunch, Mr. Wayne."

#sam: #bruce: #bruce: so i was thinking brainwashing- #sam: ghost puberty #bruce: frick #sam give-my-boyfriend-the-talk manson #at some point when danny went from teen hero to the eldritch being of our fanfic dreams he had to start experiencing the “becoming” #i imagine that was actually pretty terrifying #his whole family calling it ghost puberty is probably actually really kind and appreciated #hey i'm starting to forget to breathe and sometimes i want to bite things #aw honey it's ok your body is chaaanging #you're teeeething #baby's first feral chomp #sometimes i hear the universe it is a symphony i cannot explain but if i listen too long i fear it shall sweep me away forever #let's get you some airpods with the latest paramore album #that helping? #yes actually ty #dp x dc #dp x dc au #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #batman #sam manson #danny fenton #danny phantom #my writing

[ride-a-dromedary]

#BG3 #Wyll Ravengard #Halsin #wyllsin #bg3edit #otheredits #my stuff #everyone asleep - post wyllsin content #everyone gifs this kiss yes but not enough with wyll #also jsyk wyll looks absolutely stunning in this scene 10/10 loml #not putting in main tag this is for me and the homies #i so desperately want to call them something corny like the prince and his bear or East of the Sun and West of the Moon #halsin and wyll are boring - okay then you're right they can go have boring sex and go help boring refugees and raise boring little babies #and give each other boring acorns as gifts and be boringly stupidly in love with one another #(joke and sarcasm but just the boring part)

[galaxicnerd]

djdaily post :33

#homestuck #hs #dirk strider #dave strider #dirkjake #? #ill put dirkjake just in case #it mentions him which is good enough for me #jake english #galaxicart #galaxicsart #also someone on twitter asked that wasn’t jake in the beta timeline much older than dirk #that would be yes he was much older #and to that person i say… who gives a shit lol #bro is bare minimum in his 30s and gpa is however old he is #theyre adults and can do whatever they want lol #this wasn’t even supposed to be the beta timeline anyway lol #i just wanted to draw a lil baby dave

[luck-of-the-drawings]

[<==PREV PAGES] [NEXT PAGE==>(not out yet.wait a year.or maybe more.imagine.]

saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #GONNA START FORMATTING MY COMICS BETTER. W THE PROPER 'PREV' 'NEXT' LINKS #REALLY DIDNT EXPECT TO CONTINUE THIS SERIES BUT AAAUUUHH MY BRRAAAIN MY BRAIN IS SO IDEASSS. I HAVE 3 OTHER PAGES SKETCHED OUT #NO PROMISES ILL FINISH EM ANY TIME SOON OR EVER. MY WHIMS ARE THEIR OWN BEAST AND I ONLY DRAW ON MY WHIMS #THAT BEING SAID IF U COMMISSIONED ME ILL GEEETT TO YOUUU IM SORRYYYY. ART IS AN EMOTIONAL RELEASE FOR ME N BABY I HAVE EMOTIONS. #ESPECIALLY ABOUT GILLION TIDESTRIDER CHAMPION OF THE UNDERSEA HERO OF THE DEEP.for the desc here i put smth that i typed up in the tags of #another thing i made. i gotta make a proper Baby Gillion tag or smth. eventually.. eventually...I LOVE DRAWIN THIS LIL BABY GUY.. #i also LOVE depicting the teachers as just being so fuckin mean. ofc theres variation in that. just like in all things.like the teacher her #idk if itll be mentioned but the octo lady is named Ms Octburn.an octopus pun based off the name of an actual councilor i had #when i was in elementary school i got bullied alot but teachers never did anything. i hated adults and didnt trust them. #but this councilor o mine was so genuinely sweet. i remember spending alot of time w her. she doesnt work there anymore. #but that one school adult that actually earns ur trust and is there for you when they can be.its SO important for a child i think #i hope she knows how much she helped me.youll see in the next page that ms octburn isnt perfect either.but she tries. they all try.somehow. #ALL these comics are gonna be inspired by somesorta experience o mine in the school system. school is so fucked up u ever thing abt that #AND GILLIOOOOONNN IN THE MOST FUCKED UP LITTLE SCHOOL OF ALL. MAINTAINED BY A CULT. CENTERED AROUND HIM. OUR CHOSEN ONE #I IMAGINE ALOT BANKS ON HIS SUCCESS. THIS IS THE WORLD. THE WHOLE WORLD. THE PROPHECY IS GOING TO COME TRUE N UR TELLIN ME #THAT ITS THIS LITTLE IDIOT THATS GONNA BE SAVING US? WHAT IF HE FAILS. IF HE CANT GET THIS RIGHT THEN HE WILL FAIL AND WE WILL DIE #WE NEED TO TRAIN HIM. WE NEED HIM TO LEARN. AND TO SUCCEED. OR ELSE WE'RE DEAD. WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD. I IMAGINE THAT MUST BE STRESSFUL #in other news i hope ppl actually giggle when they read these. they ARE intended to be comical. dark humor or whatever. like its also sad #this is intended to be a sad comic series. but a funny one too. does that make sense? god i hope so.saw some1 say they had flashbacks- #-reading this. like YES!! THE INTENDED EFFECT!! YOU GET ME!! i love seeing ppl get upset on this lil baby boys behalf. i LOVE seeing ppl- #-wail n weep n cry in the comments. i LOOOVE seeing ppl RELATE to baby gillion. and i love letting u all know that this wont be a happycomi #gillion gets his happiness arc in the actual show. this series is one of unfortunate events. teehehehe. do u guys remember that show #i keep listening to the lil songs from A Series of Unfortunate Events for inspiration. GOOD STUFF!! #anyway uuhh uhh thats all i got in my brain. for now. feed me ur comments give me ur input i NNEEEEEDD THHEEEMMMM

[wickedcriminal]

Rancid vibes from Terrific Al 😔

sword handshake because I think that would be the funniest way to accidentally kill someone. Or PRETEND it was an accident >;))

(Not pictured; Baby Tooth squatting in Alvin's helmet not three feet away)

#back in ye olde days when Alvin had hair <33 #half brothers au #alvin the treacherous #how to train your dragon #how to be a pirate #httyd au #my art #younger is over here like #“man alvin the poor but honest farmer sure is a nice guy to help us find grimbeards treasure and give me sword fighting lessons” #and elder and baby tooth are in the corner giving alvin the squintiest of side-eyes

[meownotgood]

Aki baby fever agenda is very strong these days

a coworker brings their baby to work, and that sets off the gears in Aki’s head to have some of your own. Aki doesn't really know what's come over him. he barely remembers getting home, finding you in the kitchen, and pressing you up against the counter. he barely remembers tugging off yours and his own clothes right there and then. and right now he's barely present as he fucks load after load into you

somewhere, in the back of aki's mind, he's aware of the consequences of his actions. there's a part of him that knows he shouldn't act like this, that knows this is terribly irresponsible. but right now, when he has you pinned beneath him, your pretty hands in his and his dick buried deep inside you, all he can think about is how badly he wants to give you his children.

how many times have the two of you fucked since aki came home from work? it's only been a few hours, but you've gone at it two or three times, or was it four? since he first pushed you over the kitchen counter, and then left dinner behind to carry you to his bedroom, aki's begun to lose track.

all he's been doing is daydreaming, making love to you while imagining what it's gonna be like to marry you. he'll propose, he'll announce to his coworkers that he's getting married. aki stares at your hand in his while he bucks his hips into you, and imagines a bright shiny ring on your finger. you'll have a nice wedding, you'll take aki's last name, you'll move in with him. aki imagines getting you pregnant right here, in his own bed. he wonders if your kids will look more like him, or more like you. he hopes the answer is both.

aki doesn't stop until you're completely exhausted, and until he's completely emptied. he cums in you as deep as he possibly can, he doesn't move an inch until he's sure he's filled your womb with all of it.

"that's it, that's it... take it all for me, g-god..." aki praises, his palm pressed gently to your stomach. he rubs in circles, right where his and your baby is going to form. his chest heaves, his breath is quickened, and he slowly comes down from his fifth orgasm of the night, giving you the last of what he has.

"I love you so much... I love you. you stopped taking your birth control a few days ago, didn't you? you can throw it out. if we're gonna start a family together, I've gotta get you pregnant... we'll try some more times tomorrow, okay?"

#breeding kink aki has possessed me today #I am sick in the head #ahahahahaa.... ahahaa.. ahaha.... a. as #YES AKI BABY FEVER AGENDA #GIVE IT TO ME NOWWWWWWWW #ANONNNNNN I'M SIIIIICKKK HELP MEEEEEEE!!!! #ahahahaha cccc!!!! the insanity!!!! #ask mags #aki <3 #aki hayakawa x reader #aki x reader #< do these tags even work anymore

[justwannabecat]

Broke: Dick becoming a police officer to try and bring a positive change from the inside

Woke: Dick becoming a police officer because it gives Bruce an aneurysm thinking about how easily people could tie that to Nightwing

Bespoke: Dick becoming a police officer because, on the off chance he ever happens to meet the Joker in uniform, nobody will bat an eye when he kills him

#don’t give me the normal good person answer #‘he joined the force to try and fix it! he wanted at least one trustworthy guy there!’ #THAT’S BORING #give me pissed off Dick #Yes he can help make it better #but he didn’t have to join to do that! #no! make it because he wants an excuse to murder the bastard who killed his baby brother!!! #and also so he could steal whatever he needs while destroying incriminating evidence… #yeah he’s a dirty cop too. just. a good guy dirty cop. #dc #dick grayson #nightwing #batman

[fudgelling-away]

It's one of those days

Sans.

Sans.

sans sans sans

I wake up, mind foggy and disoriented. I go about my morning routine on autopilot. Empty eyes. Blank expression. Mind far away.

Sans.

Sans squirms under the covers, nuzzling into the warmth of my body.

I brush my teeth, unseeing eyes locked onto a random spot on the sink.

Sans lets out a low grunt and I growl, clenching my teeth on the toothbrush, foam all over my mouth.

How fitting.

I wash my face with shaky hands while Sans arches against my body in the most delicious way.

My hands trace his lumbar vertebrae, edges rounded and soft. He's such a gentle, non-threatening creature. Nothing about his body is harsh to the touch. No sharp angles. Nothing to attack with. No armour. Just inviting softness.

He is so human in that regard.

I rub the intervertebral discs with the tips of my fingers and feel the jelly-like surface yield under the careful pressure. His breath hitches and he whispers my name.

I sigh and start making tea, walking around the kitchen in a haze. My shift at work starts in 10 minutes.

Sans whines ever so softly as my hand reaches inside his hollow ribcage, caressing, massaging the warm bones.

I stop in the middle of the kitchen, spilled tea trickling down my arm onto the floor.

I watch the droplets fall.

Smooth bones shiver under my fingers.

I put the glass back on the counter and turn around lethargically to get some paper towels.

Teeth pressed against my lips. Ragged breath.

Sugar. I need to get a soap. Or the floor is going to be sticky.

"please, just... please"

The floor tiles are cold and smooth when I kneel down.

I can't see my kitchen anymore.

Sans leans into my hand needily as I wipe the sweat off his forehead.

It's going to be a torturously long day.

#I am struggling #send Sans #send help #you've just made me finish that piece of writing with your yummy art #yes you #you know who you are and I bet you feel guilty now #'cause you should #look what you've done #GIVE ME THE SQUISHY CHUBBY BABY BOY #ALERT: feral Fudge on the loose #DO NOT APPROACH while wearing a blue hoodie and/or pink slippers #but if she sees you: #RUN #sansnomaly #sans x reader #sans x self insert #suggestive #cw suggestive #my writing

[hayaku14]

i rewatched detco episode 1 cos i missed shinichi so much and my GOD i underestimated how much i missed him cos i actually feel a dull ache in my chest like i need that boy BACK RIGHT NOW GIVE HIM BACK GOSHO GIVE HIM BACK

#kudou shinichi #dcmk #detective conan #HE'S JUST A BOOOOOY #HE EVEN YELLS GOAL WHEN HE KICKED THE GLOBE LIKEEEE #HE'S JUST A BABY BOOOOY GIVE HIM BAAACK #I WANT HIM BACK HOME SAFE AND RELAXED JUST READING HIS SHERLOCK BOOKS AND PLAYING SOCCER WITH FRIENDS ;-;-;-; #i miss shinichi ;-; #“girl conan is literally there” YES BUT NO BUT YES BUT NO OKAY???!?!?!? IT'S THE SAME BUT NOT OKAY!?!!!?!?!?!? I JUST MISS SHINICHI T_T #LET ME LIVE T_T #dc prattles

[padawansuggest]

Okay. So. I was on tiktok and I remembered that live wedding painters exist.

And that made me obviously think of other live things that could be painted. And I have a one track mind so I obviously landed on Jedi ceremonies.

Which made me straight up tear up if Quinlan had a live painting done of knighting Aayla in a somewhat longer than usual ceremony so they had enough time for the artist to do the background (maybe Room of a Thousand Fountains because I don’t think they should all happen in the council chambers) and Quinlan and their lineage all there and Obi and Ani (Ani is here for big sister Aayla, Quinlan just Happens To Be There ugh) and all that stuff.

And I think that Quinlan would be able to touch that painting years down the line and still feel like he’s in that moment even tho his baby girl is all grown up and flown the nest, she’s right there looking up at him as he knights her.

-tag this as post O66 and I’ll kick ur ass it’s not about that I’m here for fix it fics not that stain-

#yeah I’m thinking of making a banner that says order 66 compliant replies will be blocked lol #like I don’t care just give me sappy dad Quinlan #also they met the wedding painter at a collaring ceremony on Alderaan where Bail and Breha put a collar on Obi #does it matter why??? yes it’s because he’s their kitten and they don’t have three way marriages on Alderaan for royals right now #so Quinlan can touch that painting too and feel like he’s still watching his baby brother get taken care of #star wars #obi wan kenobi #quinlan vos #aayla secura #Obi hires them again for knighting Anakin which really goes a long way to making Ani realize how loved he is #fix it fic #Cody can join their relationship later lol he’s a switch #he’s also a bratling tho bail and Breha love him

[twinkdemise]

early season macdennis fighting was insane like what the fuck was "i do good, i do good!!" "you've never done Any good for Anybody EVER."

#iasip #macdennis #they had this almost exact argument multiple times too #mac is crazy bc imagine being like You are the worst person ever. i want you. #thats just devotion atp idk #thinking abt that one macden with the textpost that was like Yeah hes evil but What if i was his favorite #im being really delusional abt them today sorry. but yeah #thats so them #also mac listened to countless women talk about how awful dennis was to them for Years and still was like yes this is the man i want. him. #theres a lot of stuff wrong with both of them #ohhh also the alley scene at the end of hundred dollar baby..... YOU GIVE US A SECOND. were you planning on telling me eventually.....? #i miss them

[smallest-moon]

your honor im just simply in love with every version of him ♡

#yes they are all baby boy!!!!! #i want to smooch this man so badly you dont understand #give him the most tender forehead kiss run my fingers through his hair and let his head on my lap so he can take a nap #i just really really love him so much #going so mad over this fucking dude how dares he enter my life just a few days ago and make everything revolve around him #i care normal amounts about him #now excuse me i need to punch my pillow and probably write something where he gets absolutely loved smooched and cared for #since i cannot do it fr myself *sigh* #trigun #trigun maximum #trigun stampede #vash stampede

[fizzytoo]

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #YEAH BABIE #rosa absolutely losing her mind is me as hell #adrien having a conversation with rosa and the second he saw her eyes soften and the area grow quiet his heart #felt like it was going to jump out his chest. then he heard how gentle rua’s voice was coaxing him to turn around #rua’s hands were trembling but his resolve was absolute #adrien couldn’t have said yes any faster. then he was pulling at rua’s arms trying to drag him off the ground. nearly dropping the ring box #and when they kissed adrien could feel rua’s trembling hand against his face and the sigh of relief he breathed into his mouth #mmhm it was all planned 🤞🏽 rua had it in the bag. he organized adrien's parent's trip and bought the rings on the dl #did he almost tell on himself? maybe. but adrien never found out so it's a win #adrien was gonna propose but rua beat him to the punch. he's hiding the ring at rua's parents house 😭 #imma have him give it to him still hehehehe #postcard: gen3 #queue #sim: adrien herrera #sim: rua kamealoha #sim: rosa han

[michyeosseo]

I want to become stronger sooner to help Master wipe out the miasma from the Immortal Realm to free the people from oppression.

#cdramaedit #cdrama #the legend of shen li #zeng li #feng xue ya #与凤行 #baby ah'li is crazy good #even in the troop sparring at the camp you could see how she mirrored and improved upon the drills with her shifu i– #the matching silver sword ugh yes more passage-to-screentime #really gets to me that despite her accomplishments in the field that earned her the throne #despite being whispered about as a weak ruler #shen muyue's leadership policy is about aggressive diplomacy #'twas not enough to prevent shen li from making The Choice #and so she is left as survivor yet again... hoping against odds #last night's ''her holiness will never give my belongings away.'' #and you're right about that darling she's resorted to be a mainstay at your armory #caressing the training spear in place of all the blisters turned calluses in your tiny palms

[untimelyambition]

veeeery parasocial of me but i love jon matteson hes just a silly little dude

#guys the hatchetfield brainrot is getting to me #jon matteson #hes just a little DUDEEEEE #im just looking at his vocals in tgwdlm compared to npmd #and his tgwdlm vocals were SO good don’t get me wrong #but i feel like his npmd vocals are somehow so much better???? #and yes im aware the npmd proshot uses the studio recordings but even looking at that vs the tgwdlm album #he is so talented…….. #and all his lines were so fucking funny in npmd his comedic timing and delivery are excellent #nani is my favourite line in the whole show i think #his vocals on ‘im not a loser’ UNMATCHED!!! so raw and powerful i cried #and watching all the little ‘jon matteson being a starkid fan’ compilations… it’s doing things to my psyche #im being SOOOOO parasocial rn #but like. love that dude hes just a funky guy #and the video of him and his fucking sweet bread babies or whatever they are on insta #giving them names and putting egg wash on them. #like???? #love that silly little dude #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #tilda rambling