#Zack and Miri make a porno

[haveyouseenthisromcom]

#submitted #movies #polls #zack and miri make a porno #elizabeth banks #seth rogan #kevin smith #ended #result: unseen

[howardhawkshollywoodannex]

Writer director Kevin Smith on the set of Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) with Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogan. Kevin was born in Red Bank, New Jersey, and has 30 director credits from a 1992 short, to a 2023 music video.

His other notable credits include Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II, three episodes of The Goldbergs, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, and Clerks III.

#kevin smith #zack and miri make a porno #elilzabeth banks #seth rogan

[wat-the-cur]

Lester: Hey, Deacon, can I go out and ride my scooter? Deacon: Whatever you want, buddy, I’m not your mother. Lester: Okay! *Rushes out* Deacon: NOT IN THE STREET!

#incorrect quotes #source: friends #zack and miri make a porno #zack and miri #lester (zack and miri make a porno) #deacon (zack and miri make a porno) #view askewniverse #askewniverse

[thatgeekwiththeclipons]

Happy 50th Birthday to Emmy Nominated actress Elizabeth Banks! ^__^

#geek #film #blog #tv #actress #elizabeth banks #emmy nominee #30 rock #the 40 year old virgin #zack and miri make a porno #hunger games #effie trinket #pitch perfect #the lego movie #seabiscuit #cocaine bear #geek with clip ons #i review stuff #irs #modern family

[ehgood-enough]

I forgot all about zack and miri make a porno. It’s so good. I love Kevin smith movies and this is one of the better ones

#zack and Miri make a porno #kevin smith #seth rogan #movies i’ve watched #good movie

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

I love Zack and Miri Make a Porno the way Kennie JD loves Showgirls.

#it’s iconic (to me) trash with so many flaws but I love what I love in it #I could fix her (Zack and Miri make a porno) #Zack and Miri make a porno #original post

[cinemajunkie70]

Happy Birthday to Silent Bob himself, Kevin Smith!

#kevin smith #clerks #Mallrats #chasing Amy #cop out #dogma #jersey girl #tusk #jay and silent bob strike back #jay and silent bob reboot #clerks II #red state #Zack and Miri make a porno #catch and release #southland tales #clerks iii #an evening with Kevin smith #filmmaker #podcasts #raconteur #yoga hosers #reaper #clerks the animated series #Jay and silent Bob do degrassi #comic book men #masters of the universe

[dcbicki]

I apologize in advance if I'm out of line here, but are you in gay porn? Guilty as charged. Are you fucking with me? I thought you recognized me at first, that's why--

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO (2008) dir. Kevin Smith

#zack and miri #filmedit #filmgifs #dailyflicks #throwbackblr #ruinedchildhood #chewieblog #fyeahmovies #filmtv #cinematv #cinemapix #** #film: zack and miri make a porno

[itsnothingbutluck]

#Zack and Miri Make a Porno trailer

[bimbobaggins69]

Hard times masterlist

roommate!eddie munson x roommate fem!reader (established friendship)

Summary: after getting your electricity and water shut off, you and your roommate are desperate for money, so desperate that you’re willing to have sex with each other on camera, but will your 10+ year friendship be able to withstand all the drama that comes along with shooting a porno?

⚠️warnings: eventual smut, 18+ MDNI, financial hardships, angst, jealousy, making a porno for money, oral sex (m & f receiving), p in v sex, mentions of other characters sex acts, best friends to lovers, love confessions, etc.

notes: Based loosely off of the movie ‘Zack & Miri make a porno’, au takes place in 1996.

・・・・☆・・・・

1. Hard times (part one)

2. Gonna make you wonder why you even try (part two)

3. Gonna take you down and laugh when you cry (…)

4. And I still don’t know how I even survive (…)

5. Epilogue (…)

Tag list is open for now, must have age in bio to be added.

#eddie munson #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x reader #eddie x reader #eddie munson x female reader #eddie x y/n #eddie munson series #eddie munson angst

[howardhawkshollywoodannex]

Kevin Smith wrote that he wrote the character of Zack for Seth Rogan, and if Seth hadn't agreed, he would not have made Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) with anyone else.

#zack and miri make a porno #elizabeth banks #seth rogan

[aziraphales-library]

Hi there! First off I wanna say what you all do with this blog is amazing, I've followed y'all for quite some time and found some absolutely amazing fics through ya, so thank you!!

Secondly I was wondering if you could potentially help me find an aziraphale/crowley fic? All I concretely remember is there was a repeating motif of describing their toothbrushes sat next to eachother, crossed in a domestic way. I can't quite remember but it might have been a human au? Might not have though. I think it was a relatively long fic (maybe 25 or so chapters) and I think there was a scene with a love confession in the rain? Though that I might be getting crossed with another fic, I'm not sure.

No worries if you can't, I know that's not a lot to go off of. Thanks much either way! <3

The toothbrushes give it away. I haven't even read it and I know it's got to be...

Closed Set by racketghost (E) (WIP)

Crowley has been harboring a dirty secret and Hell-- six-months post Armageddon-- would like to see the receipts. Or, take Zack and Miri Make a Porno and give it to a writer who takes everything too seriously.

- Mod D

#good omens #ineffable husbands #adult omens #fuck or die #mod d

[thatgeekwiththeclipons]

Happy 49th Birthday to Emmy Nominated actress Elizabeth Banks! ^__^

#geek #film #blog #tv #elizabeth banks #actress #emmy nominee #30 rock #modern family #pitch perfect #the hunger games #effie trinket #power rangers #rita repulsa #seabiscuit #zack and miri make a porno #the lego movie #wyldstyle/lucy #wyldstyle #wet hot american summer #the happytime murders #our idiot brother #spiderman #spider-man #betty brant

[hitlikehammers]

lotus-blossom🪷

@steddiemicrofic prompt: hole | wc: 404 | explicit |

read on ao3

this one goes under the cut because it's obliquely inspired by a conversation from Zack and Miri Make a Porno so you can use your imaginatons (but that also means it's weirdly romantic porn, so also that)

CW: rimming, light/implied felching, dirty talk

Eddie doesn't cry during sex, okay?

So chalk this shit up to more things shot to hell because of Steve motherfucking Harrington.

“You eat like it’s a fucking feast,” Eddie's voice trembles as he arches into Steve's lips dragging the cleft of his ass, and yeah: Eddie's face is wet.

It's just so much.

“You say that like it’s not."

Which: no, it fucking isn't, but Steve—

"You, it's like, you make the whole thing feel,” Eddie tries to swallow, but Steve's mouth, so it comes out strangled as shit: “beautiful."

Ab-fucking-surd.

“You say that,” Steve pops up from between Eddie's thighs: "like it’s not."

“Steve."

“It’s you,” is the simple answer shrugged; “you’re beautiful, so all of you is beautiful,” and Jesus, Eddie’s heart skips whole-ass-sideways when Steve kisses the furl of him, almost delicate.

“It’s literally where I shit."

“It’s clean,” not even a protest, Eddie can’t follow it up, then Steve’s back to that dizzy-swirl with his tongue, texture a glorious tease.

“You suck my dick and that’s where I piss."

“Not the same,” Eddie hisses when Steve exhales on the wet-stretched gape between cheeks he’s holding spread-wide.

“Flowers can grow in shit,” Steve counters, pursing his lips undeterred and good-fucking-god, there’s still spunk in Eddie’s ass and here’s Steve, sucking him like a slurpee for whatever’s left.

“You calling my asshole a flower?” Eddie could pretend his voice doesn’t squeak like he’s twelve. But.

“Y'know, big-petals, like, peace, calm—"

“You calling my asshole a lotus? Specifically?”

Steve hums, and holy fuck: this man.

“One guy literally called it a cumdumpster,” Eddie moans as Steve starts licking, lapping warm along his walls.

“I mean, rude, but accurate," he pulls back, kissing the puffy rim; Eddie's whimpers for the loss.

“He didn't even come in me.”

“So, just rude."

Eddie yelps when Steve darts his whole tongue deep, just a second before drawing out entirely to speak:

“Jizz has nutrients."

It…

“What?”

“Old hookup—"

“No exes-talk in bed."

“Not that serious,” Steve's eyeroll is audible, and fuck Eddie loves his bitchy boy so much; “but she was always saying how swallowing got you, like, potassium and shit," and this fucker's nipping at the crease above the hole, then below, and—

“Flowers need nutrients,” and fucking…he's still going on about flowers and Eddie's asshole isn't he, that is—

“So, either way,” and Eddie feels every syllable drag against over-senstive nerves, good-fucking-god:

“Goddamn gorgeous."

#steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #steve harrington/eddie munson #steddiemicrofic #stranger things #steddie fic #smut #romance #established steddie #stranger things fanfiction #hitlikehammers vs words #writing #steddiemicroficjanuary #steddiemicrofic: hole

[ineffableclassics]

Crowley has been harboring a dirty secret and Hell-- six-months post Armageddon-- would like to see the receipts.

Or, take Zack and Miri Make a Porno and give it to a writer who takes everything too seriously.

Words: 107,577

Status: Incomplete

Rating: Explicit

This is a locked fic

#fanfic #fanfic cover #fanfiction #fanfiction reccomendations #good omens #good omens fanfiction #good omens fanfiction recs #good omens fandom #adult omens #ineffable fandom #ineffable husbands

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

I don’t know why it’s my millionth time watching Zack and Miri Make a Porno and I lost it when Miri throws her huge panties at Zack and seductively whispers “granny panties” while doing a weird dance.

#it was just so funny to me maybe because I’ve seen it so many times that I predicted the moment #Zack and Miri make a porno #original post