#absolutely NO to the first two

[egophiliac]

Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested

I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!

Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)

Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)

Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!

Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)

Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)

Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #i'm trying not to pressure myself too much art-wise right now #but i would like to do more of the characters! #(especially considering this started with my insistence that malleus would have a dragapult) #gotta draw something i don't immediately hate first ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #ANYWAY enough art angst! #i'm not aiming for full teams or delving too deep into lore or anything #just one or two per character that i think fit! #i was pretty torn on leona for a while because pyroar is at once the obvious choice but also. not really? #(i did consider luxray and ultimately decided it doesn't really fit either) #but i kind of love Nasty Lionboy's Nasty Pyroar #i think there's probably some. like. ~royal tradition~ that they all bond with this one specific breeding line or whatever #and leona deliberately chose just the absolute worst one #took one look at this shitty rude pokemon and immediately went 'that one' #falena was like 'are...are you SURE' and leona cops an attitude like 'i'm choosing my OWN pokemon you're not my DAD' #as pyroar is actively attempting to eat him #actually it probably tried to eat kifaji first and that's when leona decided he liked it #me: this is just for funsies i'm not doing lore (writes a whole fanfic in the tags)

[infernal-lamb]

can we get some narilamb from you?

FINE! here's this sketch comic

Cheating Judases, Doubting Thomases

#cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #so funny to me that the first request was narilamb.....you're lucky i already had something in the works..... #anyways Depeche mode songs absolutely fit these two freaks so well. #their entire discography has such a horribly erotically charged overlay #but anyways. sorry for the long post lads #my art

[ghostbsuter]

The house of Nightingale & Constantine ( P. 1 )

> next part

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You know, when Batman reassured him (was it tho? His way of using words is a bit... confusing.) of bringing in a third person for their common problem, Phantom, Danny, didn't press nor worry.

He regrets it now, just a little bit.

—

Dick liked Danny.

The small guy has been an absolute delight!

(He isn't grinning when he and Damian duke it out, doesnt watch fondly when Danny and Jason exchange the most weirdest ways of insulting someone or when He and Steph gossip, Cass sitting behind him with her hands in his hair.)

(He can see from the corner of his eye the way Tim hides a grin behind his hand, texting Danny someone rapidly and their Guest laughing at random times, the way even Duke, despite wearing the sunglasses, seems to warm up pretty quickly to their new brother friend.)

(It's doesn't help that he has black hair and blue eyes either.)

Danny has been living with them for some time now, temporarily as it may be, and grew on them all pretty quickly.

Bruce told them when Constantine arrived at the cave, seemingly irritated for unknown reasons, and they all were ushered to the elevator.

There is no noise as they arrive, Danny few feet off the ground and engaged on a hot topic with Steph as they go down the stairs.

The moment Constantine is in sight however, has their resident ghost snapping out of the conversation and zooming in on the man from afar.

It's kind of funny? The way his black hair fluffs up like in a Ghibli Movie, the way his eyes narrow to slits, glowing a faint green.

Many shout in alarm at the sight of agitation (?), Dick sees Constantines own eyes glow a eery gold??

It's like two cats staring down one another, a showdown.

(Someone should record this.)

The two meet down in the middle of the cave, Danny is bristling and John scowling.

"Really Bats? A Nightingale?" The blond man scoffs, pushing his hands into the pockets of his coat, hands roaming for cigarettes probably.

"Excuse me? I thought the line of Constantine died out back then, with the way you handle your stuff." The teen hisses back, a hand running through his poofed up hair.

"Hah!" The Hellblazer gives a mocking laugh, cigar already in hand and lit. "'With the way we handle our stuff'? Weren't the Nightingales out of commission not so long ago?"

The glow might have died out, but the tension only rose higher.

Danny turns to Batman, glowering.

"Asking for the help of the house of Constantine? Are you crazy? Those nutjobs have no self-preservation!"

John's eye twitches at the remark.

"No self-preservation, my ass. Nightingales do nothing but mess with stuff they shouldn't, talk about self-preservation when you have it yourself, pipsqueak."

And Danny? Danny growls.

"All you do is trick every being to do your bidding! One day all of this will catch up to your house and me? I will watch as it burns."

The blonds cigarette snaps in his grip.

"Burn? Me? Doesn't the house if Nightingales hunt the beings we 'trick'? It seems to me that your lineage is already going down as we speak."

The argument (?) continues and the batclan does nothing but watch as if its a particularly interesting tennis match.

(John looks like he's about 5 seconds away from strangling Danny and the teen about to bite off John's head.)

"What's going on?" Finally, Batman steps in.

"What's going on? What's going on?? You said you'd bring in a third person! Not a constantine!"

The bat shows no signs of anything really, when both teen and man whip around to face him.

"I thought you'd know better than to involve yourself with the house of Nightingales."

"I was here first! No take backs!"

"And yet I know bats longer, don't I, pipsqueak?"

"Foolish trickster!"

"Imprudent necromancer!"

(Apparently, beef between two houses of dark exists and they had the chance to experience it first hand.)

(This is one of the many occurrences.)

#dp x dc crossover #fic prompt #writing prompt #john constantine #danny nightingale #the house of Constanine and the House of Nightingale have infinite beef #constanine can and will punt this literal toddler #steph: fight fihht fight #danny and john have family beef #what if danny meets constantine but i do u one better #its hate at first sight #batman has absolute no idea what happening #hes taking it like a champ tho #its jason btw #the one who records this showdown of two feral cats that are alive (or half) despite the circumstances #dc x dp prompt #dcxdp #dpxdc

[sajdd]

so i finally went through tommy's letterboxd reviews because theyre just too funny and i had to share some of my favourites because these are gold

#that antman one is an absolute bombshell its so funny to me #but also fuckign TRUEUEEEE fuck that film the first two were so good and then they went and did That. hashtag justice for scott lang #also. “the riddler is in this from batman” idk why but its SO funny to me #tommyinnit #also. CRIMEBOYS CRUMBS

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

what’s the opposite of “i ship it”? i don’t mean anti-shipping i mean more along the lines of “this couple got together in canon and i want front rows seats to their future bloody bloody divorce“

#it’s not Notp because it’s not about erasing canon as in ‘i wish these two never got together in the first place’ #it’s ‘it would be SO funny to watch them scream at each other over who gets to keep the coffee table that both of them despise’ #it’s not ‘i hate this pairing’ but ‘their relationship would be more entertaining if it burst into absolute flames’

[cocoacake]

our beloved peepaw ❤️🫶🌺

#yakuza 8 #like a dragon infinite wealth #like a dragon 8 #kiryu kazuma #kazuma kiryu #ryu ga gotoku #rgg #yakuza #i started this first when the only two jobs i seen were aquanaut and desperado lmao #cheeb kiryu about to throw hands #i finished this while listening to the full ver of baka darou and GOD DAMN kuroda-san really put out his whole kurodussy for that one #absolutely a new fave for me hearing it for the first time in game made me so emo LOL #cocoart

[manichewitz]

sam and frodo’s relationship is so crazy theyre like what if we had a homoerotic adventurer’s bond that was so strong it overcame the power of supreme evil, saving not just the world but one another, and the only reason we were able to survive the violence around us was through sheer love for each other, and although we’re not canonically lovers our relationship is so much more intimate and tender than acceptable norms for male/male relationships that we transcend easily definable labels and thus become queer irregardless of whether our attraction is platonic, romantic, or sexual…and we were both hobbits

#literally going insane over them #sam/frodo is just so POWERFUL #sorry i just finished return of the king after watching the trilogy for the first time #needless to say its done a number on me emotionally #i blame elijah wood and the heartbreaking love in his eyes when he says im glad to be with samwise gamgee at the end of all things #and i also blame sean astin and the way he says dont go where i cant follow #absolutely stunning brilliant magnificent #the lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #the two towers #the return of the king #lotr #sam/frodo #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #frodo x sam #jrr tolkien #alex talks #samfro #fav #greatest hits #1k

[prophetickisser]

shall i summarize? satan and his diabolical ministers may destroy everything job owns, no questions asked. hugs and kisses, god.

A Companion to Owls

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #bildad the shuhite #a companion to owls #the clue #david tennant #michael sheen #dailygoodomens #goodomensedit #goodomensgifs #goedit #goodomenssource #useremi #userdebs #fun fact: the hex code for the red i use for crowley's subs is ff6666 :) #a little treat 4 me #also i was cracking up making these bc michael Acting Choices sheen really was hamming it up in those first two gifs #an absolute poppet #**

[cutetanuki-chan]

I really need Gideon to know that Jeannemary said hi, please, the whole scene with teens death is so devastating, Gideon needs to know

#thinking about Harrow trying to tell that but she's saying it like 'the fourth cavalier says hello' #and Gideon doesn't know about the whole Harrow's haunted river theater so she doesn't take it as anything genuine #so Harrow continues with #'you absolute moron I'm not trying to talk down to you. Pent helped them trough the river. they're save..more or less' #if you wonder why I have so many posts with quotes recently i just been re reading the first two books #and I'm in shambles #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #gideon the ninth spoilers #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

;3

#ninja showdown #my immortal soul #first ninja x chase young #rc9gn first ninja #first ninja #chase young #rc9gn #xiaolin showdown #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #me @ me; how many art tropes we gotta draw for those two? also me: yes ;) #listen. LISTEN. the world is kinda shit right now and im sad and so im drawing a lot of these two rn to comfort me #but instead of drawing all those great angsty soul-tearing ideas i had. do you know what my brain decided?? DO YOU??? #it saw a picture of Chase with wet hair and went: you know what would be very cool idea??? ;))) and i promptly sketched almost 20 pgs #comic where absolutely nothing actually happens but 14 of the pages contain half-naked wet men!!!!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT #somehow its not even the worst thing i drew because right after that??? #my brain was like heehoo what about some love spell/pollen trope?? ;3 & i kid you not i doodled some of it and now im just sitting here #with my head in my hands wondering wtf am i doing as i stare at a doodle of love spelled first #so ye guess what im gonna be working on this month lol

[sualne]

shopping with the worstie for the bestie

#one piece #boa hancock #trafalgar law #monkey d luffy #my art #drescribed in alt text #not meant as ship + in case u need my take on it i fully believe boa isnt actually in love with luffy but suffering a classic case of 'holy #shit someone respects me as a human being? must be love(it isnt)'. i wanted to draw smth silly. ive seeing ppl point out similarities betwe #law and boa and boy hancock never left my mind since ive first saw that drawing + i just learned theyre both exactly the same height(191cm) #and this was the last straw i had to draw them being silly goof together. want to draw more of them. it just luffy standing there and then #theres these two top models who are also absolute losers. its just hilarious.

[marleneoftheopera]

Some Greg Mills shots I haven't circulated too much.

#i mean the first two are absolutely brilliant and deserved to be on the outside of the theatre #ben crawford #emilie kouatchou #bronson norris murphy #maree johnson #sara esty #justin peck #carly blake sebouhian #janinah brunett #trista moldovan #poto broadway #phantom of the opera #the phantom of the opera

[autism-swagger]

Just realized that Nona looking no older than 14 even with the excuse of malnutrition means that Harrow looks no older than 14 as well, which retroactively makes Mercymorn constantly referring to her as younger and younger in HtN waaay funnier.

#finally a character I can relate to #and it wouldn't come up in the first two books because Gideon is the pov character for those #and she has absolutely no point of reference #plus her wearing face paint 24/7 #Harrow tag #og fandom post tag #harrowhark nonagesimus #the locked tomb

[bhaalsdeepbat]

As much as I love to joke about Astarion being pathetic I don't actually think he is. He's sad and wet, but he is also one of the heaviest hitters. I think he just feels weak & pathetic and externalizes it, which then kinda makes him seem more powerless than he actually is.

#bat rambles #he's pathetic in the sense that #he bitches and moans about everything #but i love that he is a whiney baby who can also rip your throat out #he just has self esteem issues 🥰 #also adds to like how weak he feels to caz #idk this and like the obsession with him deflowering people are two fanon things i just #do not jive as much with lol #he is also absolutely SO dumb #but it is also the first time he has been allowed to have a thought in over a century

[boylikeanangel]

if you're wondering why I'm not posting about the screening it's because there is literally nothing I have to say that can be summed up in a tumblr post. when I tell you this is going to be the season 2 we all hoped for but didn't dare believe could ever happen I say that without a speck of exaggeration. this might be the best season of tv I've ever seen. I don't know what else I can say. shrimp emotions. no notes. be fucking afraid

#IF THIS WAS ONLY THE FIRST TWO EPISODES. WHAT THE FUCK IS LEFT TO COME. #this is a love story this is a love story. #and a LOVE LOVE story. this shit makes season 1 look fucking juvenile #its INDECENT. im not even kidding. you people are not ready for what theyre like with each other this season #anyways yea. absolutely fucking incredible so far. ive never been more scared in my life #good omens #wails from the abyss #good omens screening

[drawballa]

Shield & Shelter - Chapter 11 (2/6)

FULL COMIC: HERE

#jikook #jikook fanart #jikook comic #prince jimin #knight jungkook #sir jeons first week as a guard 😭 #Yes I absolutely used these two beautiful outfits for 1 page scenes - yes I am an idiot and I will be revisiting them