Cher in acid wash jeans, 1987.
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Are skinny jeans out of fashion, or do they still look fab?
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Off to school to discuss poetry, demons, and kink.
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here i am at the convention center to see the puppet head exhibit right??? big convention center, at least 1300 people there. all weraing silly outfits and perhaps headbands and bangles. i havent really dressed up all that much. i didnt want to raise suspicion with my wife. didn't wnat her to know i was coming. i was fiddling with my silly elf-themed tee shirt and. and there he is. with his slippery teeth and his onion smell cologne. he was so fine and well, his last name was mandel. what was i to do about it???
i was there being a lackey of sorts to my foolish friend whose last name was mandel. his beans-colored hair was slicked back with a thin layer of haircare bile and i did not care. and goddamn were his legs wearing some elfish tights. we were there to watch a premiere of a new trailer for a new movie in a franchise based on a series of books based on a greek myth and some middle aged author projecting his childhoood trauma, which was based on rudolph the rednosed reindeer (he was bullied for his stupid face). so i felt like a drifter in this place. holding 3 boxes full of elfish props for my sleek and oily and lubricated friend whose last name was mandel. he turned his head towards me, which he had not done very much this whole time because he was taking in the sights with his platinum orbs. he said "the wife doesn't give you views like this, eh?" with his sultry voice. i gulped and choked on my spit. ignored the text buzzing in my butt pocket. the wife, i supposed. our marriage is certainly failing. she could certainly replace me with some other man with normal interests. she probably should....
"you want to try some acid?" he asked me all of the sudden. my tingling fingertips scratched my neck. "no." i replied. "okay." he said. "more for me." and he popped a thingy on the tip of his tongue. and we sat down on the folding chairs for the panel. he sat there and the producers of the show started talking about the next elfish movie but i could not focus because my friend whose last name is mandel was sitting next to me quite close and his mouth was hanging open a nd he was drooling. and part of me was screaming to take him to hospital. and the other part of me was screaming to collect his drool in a little cup and save it for later purposes.
the panel was okay but im not one for reboots.........i got to drag my friend whose last name is mandel out to his gray mitsubishi and he fell down a few tiems and he scraped his chin on the asphalt. i put a scooby doo bandaid on his chin and it was a little tender and homoerotic. i had no say in the matter. i'm not a crook.
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It was not until the historical Esus began to wear his iconic blue-jean denim robe that he became known as "Jesus."
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Rocking my Dr. Martens and Acid wash skinny jeans <3
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so a friend misspelled 'demon' as 'denim' and-
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U see this butch across the dyke bar but they're putting NIN on the jukebox wdyd
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