#ah well. at least there's tools to help with this lol

[plutesboots]

So turns out having more than like, one migraine every 3 months is considered a disability

And uh. I have like 2-4 most every month

Turns out according to like, official health standards, I'm severely disabled? Huh.

In retrospect going "Yeah I can't fully function as a person 7-8 days a month and have to constantly adjust my life to accommodate or avoid that" is not a normal thing to have to do, really.

#migraine #migraine momence #whoops! it's a disability #who'da thunk it? #says local goofball who does physical therapy for an hour every morning to stop their joints from committing Violence #ah well. at least there's tools to help with this lol #I need more edibles let's be real here

[corporatefrog]

꒦‧₊ ꒷ HEADCANNONS: Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Butters saving you as superheroes/villains when you're in danger! ✧.*

✧.* tags: college au, superhero au ✧.* Characters: kenny mccormick, kyle broflovski, stan marsh, butters scotch a/n: another amazing anon request! i always love the suggestions and they lead to such fun scenarios (and ways to zone out during class lol)

masterlist

Kenny/Mysterion: 

Literally the scene from the beginning of Megamind where they’re in the observatory

Except he bursts in and saves you 

You were just trying to get footage of mysterion’s press conference then suddenly you’re tied up in the storage unit- sorry, the LAIR OF CHAOS

(he gets sad when you don’t call it that)

“Ah mysterion! It is I, your greatest foe-”

“I wouldn’t say greatest”

“Professor chaos- wait what?”

“I’m just saying I've literally fought cthulhu. He’s probably the greatest”

“Well, Cthulhu was an eldritch horror ! He doesn't count!”

“Yes he does”

“No he doesn't!”

“Yes he does!”

“No he doesn't-”

“Guys I really got to piss, can we speed this up?”

Mysterion shows up a few minutes later but you don’t get ‘rescued’ for another 30 minutes because him and chaos kept arguing

He walks you home and says he’ll always be there to save you

But you know the same thing is going to happen next week

Kyle/Human Kite

You were at the park with kyle to visit the pet adoption fair being held by the south park animal shelter

But Professor Chaos had other plans. 

Suddenly all of the animals were let out of their pens and were running through the park 

It was the most adorable stampede to ever exist

You turned to tell ky that you guys had to help but he was gone?

The text he sent: “allergic to cats. Sorry.”

BRO WHAT??

You get absolutely DOG PILED

By actual dogs. 

Chaos is evilly laughing while blowing a dog whistle while General Disarray points laser pointers at people’s feet 

You were ready to give into your death by puppy

But you’re pulled out from the dog heap by human kite! 

He flies??? Over to chaos and slaps the dog whistle out of his hands and starts lecturing him

You almost feel bad for the guy

But then again, there are cats running up trees and dogs running into the street so animal safety comes first

You help them take care of the animals 

(and definitely end up adopting a furry friend :) )

Stan/Toolshed

Professor chaos has stuck you in a small cell surrounded by glass with a 2 hour timer ticking down towards an unknown demise

Usually it wouldn’t have been an issue for tool to grab a sledge hammer and take care of it 

But the cell was made of impact proof glass 

That didn’t stop Toolshed from trying to break through the glass for 30 minutes while professor chaos monologues from a tv screen in the corner

“HAHHAA! I bet you’re wondering how I managed to trap-”

WOMP

“You won’t be breaking through that glass anytime-”

WOMP

“H-Hey! Let me at least get through my-”

WOMP

“WELL GOSH DARN IT LET ME DO MY SPEECH FIRST!”

And the only way to unlock it was to complete an escape room and find a key

But professor chaos seems to have forgotten that stan loves complex board games

And what is an escape room if not a complex solo board game? 

“You need to use the cipher from the map to decode the encyclopedia for the safe code!” 

“Oh yeah, I’ll definitely do that. If I were an idiot.”

“Okay now you’re just being mean” 

“It’s obvious that the map cipher is used for the chess board to give you the steps for the dance dance revolution machine!”

“...yeah totally. I definitely knew that’s how it works.”

He has you out in like 5 minutes 

And you make a mental note to never play Settlers of Katan with him. 

Butters/Professor Chaos

The freedom pals kidnapped you to try and get information out of you since you act as tech help for chaos

Well it was really just the coon

“I thought that kidnapping was a villain thing”

“Yeah because when a superhero does it, it’s taking a villain into custody”

“I really don’t see the logic there”

“WELL YOU DONT HAVE TO SO SHUT UP”

“I thought you wanted me to talk?”

“AHHHHH”

Really you were just giving cartman shit for a few hours

Until the basement suddenly fills with smoke!

Professor Chaos threw smoke bombs into a small enclosed basement (not a good idea-)

You both barely manage to get out while coughing through the smoke

But you do it!!

Yippie!! 

Chaos insists on getting you ice cream as an apology for getting wrapped up in everything

“I mean, if I had to deal with that dickwad everyday, I’d want to cause chaos to piss him off too. I only was there for an hour and i never want to see him smile again” 

You just became the coolest person ever to him

#professor chaos superiority always #south park headcanons #south park x reader #south park #corporatefrog #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #butters stotch

[loverofpiggies]

Hey guys, I got something I’m ready to talk about under the cut. It’s super long! And it’s pretty serious, so feel free to scroll past. It’s also about some serious subject matter regarding transphobia, so if you’re not in a good place and ready to read about something like that, take care of yourself first and foremost. Okay?

Okay.

Hey guys, I’ve been doing a lot of self discovery these last few…. I guess technically my whole life, but I only got serious about focusing and working on it these last few years, and it has to do with my history of transphobia. I want to talk about my journey of growth, and what I’ve done to grow, and maybe it could help anyone else dealing with similar issues.

I was a pretty…. Hateful kid, to put it lightly. I was very angry, VERY angry, and obsessed over all this anger and hatred I had at everyone, but especially at myself. I’ve been in therapy as far back as I can remember, and more meds than I’d like to admit, trying to figure out what was ‘wrong’ with me. Which was a lot, by the way.

Anyway, around 2016, I got really serious about therapy. As a kid I didn’t take it seriously, but by 2016 I knew I needed help. I realized how my anger was ripping me apart, and how deeply it was rooted in hating myself. So, without therapy, and without the tools of therapy, I’d try to alter thoughts as they’d happen. I’d see someone dressed in a way I didn’t like? My thoughts immediately turned to hatred and judgementality. I taught myself to step back, and go, ‘hold on. You don’t know them. That’s a lot to assume about someone you’ve never talked to.’ and it helped curb a lot of my most angry and judgemental thoughts, at least, I thought so. In truth, all it did, was bury the issue, instead of addressing it.

Going into therapy seriously this time as an adult, I started unburying my own trauma, small bit by small bit. I started journaling a lot of it out, and my therapist put it best. Going to therapy is like trying to untangle a ball of paperclips. You might be like ‘ah, I just want to take this one paperclip out’ but it’s attached to so many other things you wouldn’t have guessed, and eventually you just. End up with the whole ball. You go to therapy for one ‘small’ thing, oops, you’re talking about this huge other thing that you never knew was related.

Also at this point, I was pretty serious about my spirituality. I was sick of being so angry and judgemental, I got deep into meditation and learning about compassion, because… well I lacked so much of it for so long. My favorite quote, that helped me grow the most, is “If your compassion does not include yourself, it is incomplete” by Jack Kornfield. Another one I adore, is, “Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.” attributed to lots of people so I’m not actually sure who the original quoter is. If you watched a lot of my early streams, I was pretty obsessed with kindness and spirituality at that point! Half the time the streams turned into talks about that, lol. Sorry if that was a bit much, I was in a ‘place’ at that time.

After realizing how angry I was, and being so exhausted from it, I swung the opposite way pretty hard. I knew what it felt like to be angry and judgemental, and hurt people because of it. I’ve seen people I was very close to in my life, destroy relationships because of anger. And I was trying so hard to make up for it, to stop being so angry. I didn’t want to hurt people anymore, I didn’t want to hurt myself, and I wanted to be kind and understanding about perspectives I spent so long cutting off. And the therapy helped, a lot! I worked on a lot of deep issues, and my mind, more and more, started being less angry. I also got on meds, because we *finally* figured out what my issue was, and got me on the right medication. At least, once I got over my ‘I don’t need medication’ phase. Which was an absolute blessing.

I thought to myself, ah ha! Look at me, look at all this progress! I’m not angry or judgemental anymore. I’ve opened up so many doors, learned so many new things, I’m okay now, I don’t need any further help.’ With all the progress I had made, I really believed I didn’t need anymore work. The growth I made in just a couple years was astounding, and I wasn’t where I needed to be, but by this point I had the tools I needed to work on things myself. This was what I told myself anyway.

Also around this time, I was making my first close trans friends. And there was this weird, nasty feeling in my head, that I thought I had gotten past. These angry, judgemental thoughts cropped back up again, and they shocked me. I thought I was past this sort of anger, this judgementality. I didn’t want to look at it. I didn’t want to acknowledge it, or look deeper. I didn’t want to think that I could be so mean again, especially after all the work and growth I put in. So, I shoved it away, as hard as I could. I didn’t want to see it, and I didn’t want to think about it.

The problem with trying to shove angry, and judgemental, hateful thoughts away, is they don’t actually go away. They stay, and force themselves out in other ways. They come back as ‘jokes’ or ignorant angry comments. They come out subconsciously, as a defensive reaction. But… I didn’t want to acknowledge that I might be transphobic, or have transphobic thoughts. I didn’t want to be angry. So when I’d ‘joke’, or make a comment, I’d feel ashamed, and try to bury it deeper. And deeper. And it just made it worse. I also used my therapy as a defense mechanism too, without realizing it. “I’m fine now, I’ve gone to therapy, I don’t need any more work, I’m fine!” So. I buried it. I think there’s a pattern here.

After years of therapy, you’d think I’d realize what was going on. I was trying to bury this, the way I tried to bury all my anger for so many years. I knew from experience, that burying the issue does not work, and just makes it so much worse in the long run. But, I didn’t actually realize I was burying it. I was so deep in my own denial, that I couldn’t see it. Because there was a lot of deep shame there, too. I had so many amazing trans friends, and the experiences they had dealt with by this time, JUST for being trans, horrified me. I never, *ever* wanted to be a source of pain for them. But I’d still make comments, or ‘jokes’. Then, I’d feel horrible, crushing guilt, and try to force that bad side of me down even further.

By this point, a good majority of my friend group was either trans, or non binary. I loved them so much, and didn’t want to acknowledge my issues, or the fact that I had thoughts that could hurt them. Eventually, one of my trans friends approached me, and my god, I’m so lucky to have them in my life. But they approached me, telling me “I know you don’t mean to hurt anyone. I think… maybe it’s time to talk to your therapist about this.”

And… they were right. I spent so much time in denial, once they said this to me, it clicked. Yes, I do need to talk to someone. I can’t live like this anymore. If compassion is as important to me as I’ve always said, I need to work on any parts of me that still hold anger. But I was also so terrified, after spending so long trying to avoid it, now I was going to open up to someone? And say whatever my thoughts were out loud? What if I couldn’t be fixed? What if I was destined to be hateful and angry forever, no matter how hard I worked? I didn’t want to hear my own thoughts. I didn’t want to see this awful side of me, after spending so long trying to ‘defeat it’. I didn’t even know how dark it got, and my mind conjured all sorts of nasty ideas of how ‘bad’ of a person I was.

So. I walked into my therapist’s office, and said… out loud. “I think I’m transphobic. And I hate it.” I’ll leave a lot of details out, because it’s pretty personal, but I’ll go over the important things I discovered. After she let me speak for a bit, we turned to my gender identity. She asked me things in detail. I’m a cis woman, so I didn’t think I had any issues with my gender identity, so her questions confused me, but deeper than that, they scared me. There was still something inside of me that wanted to fight back, to protect me from whatever was coming. But I pushed forward.

As we pulled apart the paperclips, and started getting to the root of my true, deeper issue, I started to realize something. See, I’m pretty confident and comfortable in my skin. At least, I believed I was. I told myself, anyway. In a similar vein as I used ‘compassion’ to shove away parts of myself I hated, I used ‘confidence’ to shove away the insecure parts of myself as well. Which, I mean, couldn’t be a more false version of confidence OR compassion if you ask me.

I started to realize that I had a deep insecurity about my own femininity. A deep, crippling insecurity. See, my face and body are pretty androgynous. With long hair, I can look like a girl, but with short hair I can look pretty boyish. I don’t have much of a figure, or a chest, so I can be mistaken for a boy under lots of circumstances. That, combined with the fact that tight clothes are uncomfortable for me, meant overall I looked very unfeminine. And I was bullied a lot for it, growing up. Kids would call me a boy. In highschool, I was made fun of a lot, too. I’d be made fun of for not looking like a ‘girl’. This was only one factor of my bullying at the time, like I mentioned before. I had a lot of pretty severe behavior issues, so it sorta made me a prime target for bullying. I wanted to be viewed as a girl, as a woman. But because my looks didn’t fit enough into their ‘boxes’, I was made fun of. I was laughed at, and I can’t tell you how often people would say things like ‘are you SURE you’re a girl down there?’.

And this was the smoking gun. I finally had the realization I needed. This is hard to write, but. Because I didn’t fit in the mold of what my peers thought a woman was, I felt guilt, and I felt shame. And I shoved it away. And realized… subconsciously, I was doing what was done to me, to my trans friends. To the trans community. And it hurt. It hurt so much, to realize what I was doing. But now it also made so much sense. The guilt, the trying to ‘play it off’, the avoidance, the burying. It was so painful to grow up with those comments, that my mind was trying to shove away and hide me from realizing I was continuing the cycle of pain.

Not only that, but in therapy I learned something else. I’m still working through this, but. I realized as well I have dysphoria, and some mild dysmorphia. The fact that I was perceived so differently then I felt about myself in my adolescence, followed me deeply into adulthood.

I realized that when I would have friends talk about dysmorphia, my defense mechanism would kick in, to avoid me thinking that I might have the same issue. In fact, all my defense mechanisms would kick in, to avoid me from reliving the bullying and the trauma.

And anyone who knows anything about therapy, knows how much this shit hurts. It hurts SO much to open up wounds you’ve tried to hide, to look in and see where the real issue lies. To realize that maybe you haven’t been as kind as you wanted, even if it wasn’t intentional.

But… after the tears, and the pain of reliving this, and ripping open all the doors I was trying to close, to shove away… there was relief. I finally knew what was wrong. And that I knew where to start working. How to start helping myself grow, and be better.

So many things clicked, and my issues with transphobia evaporated. Finally facing it, finally confronting it, and realizing the deeper sides of myself, took away all that power my anger was holding onto. I had to reteach myself that, ‘hey, thanks for trying to protect me, but I’m okay now. You don’t have to protect me anymore.’

I’m still working on my issues with my femininity. After realizing this, I went through my closet and got rid of everything that made me feel ‘unpretty’. I went thrift shopping, and found looser clothes that still made me feel like a girl. I’m slowly growing my hair out, to see if I’m happier with long hair, or happier with short. In truth, I’m rediscovering myself again. It’s easier to look in the mirror.

The defensive reactions went away. The ‘jokes’ disappeared, and I didn’t have to fight to bury anything anymore. And I could be the supportive friend I always deeply wanted to be. To push back at a society that doesn’t like people ever sitting outside specific ‘molds’. To help make a world be safer for anyone who doesn’t align with the mainstream idea of what being a person is. To what being a man, or a woman is. To being whatever a human is.

This has been very long. But. I wanted to go through the entire experience, every step, to show how I worked on myself. And how I grew, from this darker, angrier, unhappy version of myself. And that maybe it could help anyone else who’s had the same experience. I also wanted to go through all of this, to show the steps I’ve made. And to my trans and nonbinary friends? To all the people in the trans community that I may have hurt in the past? I’m sorry. Genuinely, and truly. I never wanted to be another source of pain, especially to trans people, who already experience so much discrimination.

This was a painful experience to go through, but one I definitely needed. I’m still journaling, working on my issues and working on becoming a happier me. I had to take my time to discover myself, and wanted to open up about my journey to yall. I was finally ready to talk about this.

Anyway. I hope you have a beautiful day, and I hope every day is happier than the last. Cheers yall.

#tw: transphobia #transphobia #cqchat #important #therapy #self discovery #keep it real you guys

[hellsite-detective]

This has been killing me. I haven't been able to find this post in like at least 6 months. It's a picture of three people in a basement and the description reads "1996. My three butch friends were helping me renovate my basement and wouldn't take any payment, only shitty beer." And the three people have like flannels and tool belts on and beers and I think one of them is smoking. I literally have put that into search and I can't find it on my blog or on Tumblr. Please you're my only hope. (Also I noticed your post about your qpr. Well done on that. I think I'm aro too and I kind of want that so a little jealous lol.)

first and foremost, before we get down to business, ah thank you!! i hope you're able to find a qpr as well! i wish you the best of luck!

but now, gettin' serious, findin' this post proved rather simple. i headed down to the Search Bar and asked Don Google for "tumblr 1996 three butch friends" and was handed the exact link instantly with no trouble whatsoever. i filed it away back at my office.

here you are! your wonderful beer-drinkin' butch basement renovators! have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

#✨women✨ amiright?? #i love women omg #ask #hellsite detective #post case closed

[danses-with-dogmeat]

🦀👑for arcade gannon “hold still. this might sting a little.”🙏🙏🙏 congrats on 1.5k!!!!! u deserve every follower!!

Well, it doesn't get more perfect than this line/character matchup 😅 Definitely sounds like a doc, lol.

But ahh, thank you! I hope you enjoy this piece!

"Okay, just, ah, just one question, before I treat you and save your life and all that, um... What the hell were you thinking?"

Six looked down at the floor, embarrassment making their cheeks burn nearly as prevalently as the numerous bite wounds in their arm.

The area was obviously swollen now, the skin angry and stretched, the punctures each feeling like droplets of fire touching their exposed flesh.

It had only grown worse on the journey here.

"I don't know, Arcade, I... I wasn't thinking. Maybe."

The blond doctor's expression didn't change. Not even a flinch, not a breath, not a blink.

It was still demanding more from them.

"I didn't know what would be down there!" Six burst out, their good hand flailing expressively instead of pressing down on their injuries.

"It's a cave. In the middle of nowhere." Arcade began, pressing gauze to the-- now exposed-- cuts and bite-marks on their left forearm. "You heard rattling coming from inside."

"I thought it might be some settlers or something! I wasn't far outside Nipton, I thought maybe they were survivors..."

"Nightstalkers! They were nightstalkers. Anything that makes that sound is, inevitably, a half rattlesnake, half coyote hybrid that will bite," Arcade gestured heavily to their wounds, "and kill you with its venom."

Six's lip began to tremble at that, the emotion shining in their eyes going from shame to fear in less than a second.

"I didn't know... I had only seen them from far away before, so I..." They sniffled, their voice growing more uneven with each word.

Arcade's eyes widened as they snapped to his companion, panic sparking briefly in their depths before he spoke.

"Hey, hey, okay." He moved to help them sit down in the chair near the entrance to his tent. "No need for that, I-I wasn't finished with what I was saying."

Six sniffed again, eyes wide as they stared up at him hopefully from where they'd settled in the folding chair.

"It will kill you with it's venom, if I'm not here to treat it." Arcade was moving now, going through the drawers beside them and grabbing various medical tools and vials from within. "But, as luck would have it, I am here. And even though my bedside manner is less than sub-par..."

Six watched him work quickly, his voice shaky, but his expression focused as he filled a few different syringes with a pale, milky liquid.

"You're going to be alright. I'll make sure of that much, at least." His green eyes bore into them as he turned around, willing the statement into them with his uncharacteristically serious tone.

Six gulped, but still, they nodded to him.

Their arm shook in his grasp as Arcade moved to pull it towards him, a piece of wetted gauze in-hand.

"Now, you're going to have to hold still for me on this. It might sting a little."

Six took a deep breath, closed their eyes, and steadied their arm as best they could.

But he was right.

It stung like hell as he pressed the gauze to the wounds on their arm, and Six ground their teeth to bite back the shout of pain rising in their throat.

"Easy. Almost there."

His fingers rubbed over the burning skin, and Six felt it steadily begin to numb. Their eyes stayed shut firmly, but as the pain subsided, they were able to take another breath.

Arcade moved away from them briefly, but was back an instant later, and a slight pinching sensation was felt through the numbness. They hissed in response, but did as Arcade had requested. They kept their arm steady.

"One more oughta do it." They heard him say, and felt his breath spill over the un-numbed skin of their upper arm. "You're doing great, Six."

The courier let those words sit with them, a pang of appreciation for their friend and companion swelling in the depths of their chest. The feeling was distraction enough, that when they opened their eyes, Arcade had finished and was pulling the syringe away.

"I'm going to keep monitoring you over night, so don't think you can just dash off and throw yourself into another cave or chasm quite yet, okay?"

A laugh escaped them as their good hand reached for their numb forearm. The feeling still hadn't returned yet, and so, for now, they were free to feel more than the burning pain.

"You know," Six said quietly, watching as Arcade cleaned and put away the items he'd used to treat them. "What you said about your bedside manner wasn't really accurate, I think."

"No?" They heard the smirk in his voice.

"No. It's at least subpar."

The doctor snickered, his smile flashing as he turned to snatch the used gauze from the little table beside them.

"It's at least subpar, when it it comes to you. That's the difference."

Six returned his smile, that sense of gratitude rising again in their chest.

"Arcade, I do believe that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me."

"Yeah?" He raised a brow, "Well, don't get used to it. It's just the bedside manner talking."

#1.5k event #1.5k celebration #fallout #fallout new vegas #fallout new vegas companions #arcade israel gannon #fallout arcade #arcade gannon #arcade x courier #mirelurk queen

[xenonmoon]

Have you thought about trying to draw different versions of his costumes from the comics? Or maybe an evolution of all his different costumes?

Took me a while, but it turned out to be a great idea! Drawing the same subject over and over with different tools helped a lot getting a bit more familiar with the new program. I've ended up doing one sketch / drawing for each costume moonie uses in the comics I've read so far, starting with: 1. Werewolf By Night

(original: Don and Howie Perlin)

The debut costume! While I liked the slim cape tied at the wrists, the collar always felt a bit off ad silly to me. Loved the silver knuckles and braces inspired by cestus gladiators though!

Fun fact: it was apparently meant to have red eyes at first, as we see in the cover of Werewolf By Night #32. I remember him popping out with red eyes 2-3 more times even in later comics, one for sure #24 from the Moench run

2. Moon Knight (Volume 1)

(original: Bill Sienkiewicz)

When Sienkiewicz joined the team it was requested (I think the editor? I've read it a long time ago) a small design change on the cape, making it more like Your Average Superhero Cape(tm). Doug Moench didn't quite dig the idea at first since he found the previous design more unique for the character, but he ended up liking a lot how Bill made it flow in his panels.

(original: Bo Hampton)

After Bill Sienkiewicz left the series there were a number of different artists taking up his pencil, but two in particular (Keith Pollard and Bo Hampton) unexplainably made him forget what the "under" in "underwear" really meant. Loved how no one quite understood if the suit was of a heavily shaded white or a glossy black, so sometimes it's black with lots of reflections and sometimes it was plain white, lol

3. Fist of Khonshu

(original: Mark Beacham & Geof Isherwood)

I refused to draw this costume in its entirety and just went for a rendition of my favourite panel lmao

Like really, who thought that golden braces / ankles and wrestler-style belt were a good idea. And the ankh instead of the moon in his chest? Ah well. Didn't last long anyway.

4. West Coast Avengers

(original: Al Milgrom & Joe Sinnott)

Basically the same as Fist of Khonshu's but THE MOON IS BACK

There is a big gap from here on since I've only just started Marc Spector: Moon Knight and know little to nothing about what's between here and the 2014 run

5. Moon Knight (2014) - Mr Knight & Moon Knight

(original: Declan Shalvey)

This is actually the first comic I've read. I believe this was the first or one of the first appearances of the Mr. Knight costume? A way to keep helping around (esp. with the police) without Moon Knight's reputation getting in the way. I've forgot a lot about the overall plot, perhaps for the best - I'll read it again eventually, this time knowing what happened before!

(original: Declan Shalvey & Jordie Bellaire)

I absolutely LOVE this version of the MK costume. It's simple and effective, more than just a skintight suit but less than a full armor so to make it believably flexible to wear, at least to some extent. The black-and-white contrast makes it less flat and easily recognisable. I'm glad it was carried over to later runs, along with the "classic" one.

6. Moon Knight (2016)

(original: Greg Smallwood)

I'm a sucker for Smallwood's art. I can't help it. I'm almost glad Marc spends a lot of time without any mask in this run, his faces and expressions are just *chef kiss*

(original: Greg Smallwood)

Did one even for the improvised costume in the asylum, since the other MK suit that appears in this run is identical to the classic one (if I remember well?)

7. Moon Knight (2021) - Mr Knight & Moon Knight

(original: Alessandro Cappuccio)

I've read the first 3 issues of this run and peeked into some of the later ones for now - I'm not a big fan of how he draws Marc/Steven/Jake's face but the apart from that the art in this run is bloody gorgeous.

(original: Alessandro Cappuccio)

Ok this took me a bit more than the others. #2 gotta be one of my favourite issues so far.

I saw Moon Knight's costume doesn't change much from the earlier runs and Mr Knight's basically identical, it seems they've reached a bit of consistency lately? I'm still missing some of the runs

Anyway, thank you sm for the ask! I had fun drawing these! Some of these deserve their own post, I'll probably do that later.

#moon knight #moon knight comics #moon knight fanart #mk fanart #mk #fanart #ask sketches

[alazyparallelworld]

what's something you use in your everyday life that you wish more people knew about/had access to? a toy, aid, object of any kind that's super useful/helpful or comforting and should be more well known and used?

HMMMmm i think this is a bit of a strange answer. but when i was contemplating this ask days ago, i was in and out of the shower... and went. AH-HAH!!

for the (at least mobility) disabled. you should consider getting robes, plural. the bed, for me, is a hamper of my clothes... my temperature fluxes rapidly, so i have many changes and sets. but robes are VERY IMPORTANT, to. they are loose, and i can remove my undergarments / slip them back on w/ little fuss............. can pee in them w/o it being a whole affair, lol....

the reason for plural: there should be one dedicated to Bed/lounging, and another for showering. thus the minimum should be 3: rotate from bed(1) - post-bathing - bed(2), so you're not putting on the same, 'soiled' robe.

for helpful/comforts i think it very much depends on your home layout. you should optimize your living space, and there won't be any particular one tool for dramatic quality of living. everything is about, 'in radius of yourself,' that's more important than the tools themselves, and what people should concern themselves w/

i.e my bedside minifridge means i can drink in days where i'm immobile. they're common, but i don't think ppl consider it an accessibility thing, altho that is how i use it. my roller chair is a mobility tool. my girlfriend wants to implement a detachable shower head, so i can be better cleaned in my shower chair... anyone else would recognize these things as 'preferences,' versus aids.

makes you think. there's a narrow difference between the disabled and abled. the picture is similar enough to be mistaken for the other - but the frame is seen as more important than the art itself.

#i ramble ★ #long post - #Purposefully left open to RBs

[drewsaturday]

finished rewatching coven, so thoughts

still my favorite ahs season, though i only ever watched the first four bc i had no reason to watch once jessica lange left. i feel like it always got a neglected step-child reputation compared to the others J;ajs;dklfjk

obligatory mention that wow they did not handle certain themes all that well but i'm also not surprised

anyway misty/cordelia supremacy. i was still hoping misty would survive that even though i know what happens.

zoe lowkey had no personality besides wanting to bone kyle, rip girl

MYRTLE SNOW IS SO FUN i remembered really liking her and it holds up. she's living in a supernatural mean girls world.

i remember not liking the axeman thing much because like... this is my All Girls Season don't do this to me. but i didn't hate it this time around. at least the guys in this season were pretty much there to be tools.

still fucking creepy that he's been watching over fiona since she joined the academy but i don't expect healthy relationships from this show lol, and really i think that gave him the edge he needed of understanding her that no one else really had (even though he still failed at that)

it did kinda come in between my fun fiona and marie moments though! i forgot they ended up working together in such fun ways, and i would've enjoyed those moments more without him i think.

i did appreciate spalding's undying loyalty for fiona. also a creepy dude but cutting out your own tongue to keep your fixation safe is crazy enough to be intriguing to me.

CORDELIA AND FIONA'S WHOLE THING. OUGH. cannot articulate all that i am rotating in my head rn.

likewise, cordelia and myrtle's whole thing <3 although i'm sure there's a small edge for myrtle of finally getting to do something better than fiona (ie. mothering her daughter) she did seem to care about her and have faith in her so much

i remembered the twist of cordelia being the supreme and it still hits hard, that her mom has suppressed her her entire life so much that she never even considered herself as having that potential

rip nan you deserved better

rip delphine you deserved what you got. i have complicated feelings about her bc she did come off as Just A Silly Funny Little Guy sometimes and i wanted to like her friendship with queenie but... yeah. end of the day she's still vile. some people can't change.

i know marie killed innocent babies but i wanted to see her keep girlbossing :/

tbh i wish marie and fiona got to go to hell together. that would've been so yuri.

uhhh what else i feel like the witch hunter thing went nowhere. though i suppose cordelia exposing witchcraft to the world helped fight against it, but on the other hand i feel like it almost put them more at risk? it's a nice idealistic ending i guess

i also do like that the way she talked about witches at the very end mirrored queer discrimination......... here's how cordelia/misty can still win-

#txt

[practically-an-x-man]

Okay, OC asks...

Give me one weird fact about/habit that each of your OCs have :)

ahh this is wonderful, thank you so much!! Also, this ask is making me realize how many OCs I have, and this is just the ones I've actively written about (there are 11 here, and there are easily 30+ more that I have stored away because I don't have time to write them yet)

Ah well, let's get into it :D

Mira Hart: She has a set of claws that fold under her fingernails (think like how cats' claws fold back into their paws), and she'll fold and unfold them repeatedly as a means of fidgeting.

Rae McKinney: She never wears rings. Her sister is a nurse, and she's heard way too many degloving stories as a result, so she's not exactly fond of rings. She even wears her wedding ring (once she gets married) on a chain around her neck instead of on her finger.

Azalea Jordan "AJ" Campbell: She'll just randomly air-guitar as a means of occupying her hands. If there's something playing on the radio that she knows how to play, she'll finger along, but she'll also just do it to whatever's in her head. Particularly when she's uncomfortable or bored.

(this may or may not be taken from a stim/habit I have myself...)

Katherine Johnson: Usually she has her sketchbook with her, or at least something to draw on, but if she doesn't she'll find a pen and doodle on her own skin. Often that translates to tracing along the vitiligo marks on her hand, filling them in with patterns and things (like henna mandalas, or zentangle designs)

(this might also be something I do, minus the vitiligo. I actually keep a felt-tipped pen in the inside pocket of my battle jacket specifically for this purpose)

Jasper Wilson: literally always has music. And I mean always. If they don't have their iPod with them (and 99% of the time, they do), they'll hum under their breath or just outright sing whatever's stuck in their head. It helps them focus. Usually this isn't too weird, but they're also the type to sing along to the grocery store speakers in the middle of the produce aisle, because self-consciousness is overrated and it's fun

Quinn/Aces: Always has a deck of cards on hand, usually because they find it fun to leave behind a playing card in exchange for whatever they pickpocket (like when they take One's wallet and leave the Ace of Spades behind). They have a habit of shuffling the cards too, to occupy their hands. She'll also get into contests with Billy and try and nick his things without him noticing, and vice versa. He gets caught a lot more often than she does, lol

She also has a habit of tugging on the back of her Mohawk when she's uncomfortable, or just fidgeting with it in general (once again, a habit pulled from my own life)

Indigo: Whenever she wears her toolbelt, she'll tap her fingers along the tools to count them (like how you pat your pockets to check for keys, wallet, phone, etc.). Half the time, it's not even a conscious count, she'll just innately know if something's missing or out of place

Robin Cassidy: Hates having her hands restrained, except under very specific circumstances. She uses sign language, so having her hands restrained is like putting a muzzle on her. Peter's just about the only one who can hold her hand regularly, because he knows her well enough to let go when she needs to speak.

Ophelia Octavius: This one's not quite outwardly visible, but she's grown so accustomed to having the actuators on her back that she'll fire off mental commands to them even when she's not wearing them. It's hard to describe, so here's an example: a plate falls off the shelf and breaks, she'll call off the actuators to let them know it's not a threat, even though she's not wearing them.

And it goes the other way too: when she's wearing them, she sometimes forgets that they're not exactly normal or inconspicuous, and will accidentally freak out a few passers-by

Madison Douglas: She spent five years living in the wilderness, and even after moving to the X-Mansion (where she's got plenty of food, safety, etc), she'll find herself squirreling away nonperishable food without even really realizing it. She gets better about that after a while, but sometimes she'll clean her room and realize she's got granola bars and cans of soup hidden under her bed, in the back of her closet, tucked at the bottom of her backpack. She knows she's safe and doesn't plan on leaving any time soon, but it's just automatic to take the opportunity of food wherever she can.

Prometheus: They need to have their torch with them at all times. If they don't have it with them (i.e. in (Farewell) Wanderlust), they'll have a handheld lighter or candle to make up for it. Basically, they just need to have fire with them. Not to commit arson (thank you Emily), just to have it nearby.

#thank you so much!!! this was a lot of fun to answer!! #answered asks #my friends!!! #my ocs #my writing #fanfic authors #fanfic author #ao3

[decayedwhor3]

Scolds Bridle

Jeff The Killer x Fem!Reader zombie apocalypse au

mentions: bondage, edging, teasing, overstim, humiliation, porn with plot

note: the mask looks like the one from ahs roanoke lols

Jeff POV

“This could work” she said as I watched her hand reach for the rusted handles of the old barn. Standing a few steps behind her, I watched as she pulled on the heavy door and the smell of hay and mildew floods out of the structure.

“Better than the shed we found a few kilometers back” I said with a smirk.

She scoffed and nodded in agreement as she holds open the door.

I follow behind her as we enter through the rotting doors. Whoever resided here last had to be survivors as the barn was made into a makeshift survival camp. A shitty one at that. No wonder they left.

I walk over to the work bench to take anything useful. “They couldn’t leave anything useful, huh” I thought to myself.

I picked up a roll of rope with a sigh, hooking the loop on my pistol holster, I look over my shoulder to my partner. I watch as she is already laying a sheet we have packed over a heap of loose hay.

“Looks comfy” I call out to her, the sarcasm peeking through my tone.

“Doesn’t it!” She mocked back with a wide grin.

“I’m gonna go scope out the area real quick” I tell her as I begin to walk back to the doors. She’s already rolled over onto our pallet for the night.

She looks up at me with furrowed eyebrows “the sun is going down” she stated.

“I’ll be fast. I won’t be able to sleep if I don’t”

She exhales slowly, not even looking back up to me. “Scream if you need help” I hear her tease as I’m walking out the barn doors.

“Will fuckin do” I mutter to myself, now too far to respond.

I go ahead and start the firepit before sundown, and begin on my rounds.

I look around to the left of the barn to see piles of junk. Almost can’t even tell if it was from before the fall or after. Old scrap metal, rusted mechanical tools and car parts. Random junk scattered all across the the yard. Over to my right I spot a small tool shed and a well.

Walking over to the tool shed, I open the doors to ensure no one is inside.

Completely empty.

I leave and make my way around the barn looking for any signs of survivor or walker activity.

No foot prints, no gas, no cars, no blood or roamers, only junk.

I make my way back to where I started at the left of the barn, I figure there’s enough time to at least scavenge.

I walk up to where the junk is most accumulated on the side of the barn and begin to search. “Let’s see what treats you got” I think to myself as I pull off the tarp of a wagon. Filled to the brim with half empty trash bags and metal scraps. To beat nightfall I quickly start tossing out the bags and anything easy enough to lift out to make it easier to search through its contents.

As I tug on a black plastic bag towards the bottom, it rips and clothes begin to flood out of the bag.

“Dammit” I hissed.

I pull the clothes away and find the culprit of the rip. A metal spike is underneath. A railroad stake maybe? That’s handy in these times.

I reach my hand into the pit and grab the stake, tugging harder than I thought would be necessary to recover it. “Shit” I mutter, and give it a few more strong pulls.

My eyes widen with excitement. To my surprise, it’s not a railroad stake at all. It was an old ass face harness. It was metal and rusted with thick, blunt spikes following the frames of the mask. I grin widely at my find, holding it with both hands as I inspect the quality.

Kinky thoughts flash through my mind, aware of the time constraint, I call it quits on scavenging for the night. I’ve got more pressing issues.

Reader POV

“Y/n! Come out here!” You here Jeff call from outside.

Slightly panicked from his call, You’re quickly on your feet and out the door to him.

You see him standing there with a chunk of metal in his hands. Squinting as you walk closer, trying to decipher what’s in he’s holding.

“Do you know what this is, bunny?” He questioned, his tone darkened.

You begin to open my mouth to answer, but no words come. You shrug, looking back up to him curiously.

He chuckles as he pulls on a latch, separating the contraption in half and taking a step closer to you.

“It’s a medieval torture device” he stated darkly, not hesitating to put it to your head.

Without even processing what he did, You flinch and hold your hands up to it as he closes the back, cold metal flush with your forehead and neck. You look up to him, face in shock and mouth agape at his assertion.

He leans down, closer to my ear, still fidgeting with the latches. “They used it on women who were out of line to humiliation them into submission” he informs you, his voice heavy in your ears and heart pounding in shock.

He grabs a spike near the right of your head and tugs it, pulling the entire half of your upper body with it.

You let out a giggle and grasp it at the base with both your hands. “It’s pretty heavy” you think.

You look up at him, biting your lower lip to show that you really like where he’s going with this.

Smiling with his tongue in between his teeth, he pulls the spike back with his left hand, arching your neck to look up at him. With his right he twists on a knob that’s in front of your mouth.

Your vision is so limited, with a mixture of confusion and excitement running through your body, You almost don’t notice his movements.

“Open for me doll” he coos and you skeptically oblige. He pushes the knob down forcing a wide leather gag between your teeth. He laughs softly as he locks it in place.

“Mmgh” You manage to get out, situating your mouth and tongue into place. You look back up to him wide eyed.

Jeff moves behind you with a hand on your shoulder and another on the back of the harness, he pushes you towards the barn wall.

“Brace yourself” he taunted.

Without hesitation he rams the front spike of the harness onto the wall of the barn, spike wedges tightly in between the old wood, forcing you into place.

You’re now forced to look down towards the ground, bent at an angle that you’re sure is pleasant for him to see. You try to push on the wall, feeling where you are stuck at the top of your forehead. It was not budging.

He doesn’t waste any time before he’s tugging down your cargo pants and rubbing his fingers over your cunt though your panties. His other hand kneading harshly on your ass.

You let out a moan and situate your hands to either side of the caged mask, relieving yourself of the weight. Your knees almost buckle at his touch.

“You’re already wet over this?” He teased, rubbing his thumb over the wet patch on your panties.

“Only you would” he sneered as he began to rub in circles, now targeted on your clit and sending sparks to your core. His hand gripping tightly on your hip.

“Kinky whore” he trailed off, bending over, now eye level with your pussy. He stretches open your ass cheeks to see your puffy cunt poking out of the fabric.

He moves forward to nibble and kiss through your panties, making you gasp. He always love to tease a little too long, until you’re begging and needy for him. You arch my back and try to push your behind closer and create more friction, letting out another muffled moan.

Jeff trails his fingers up and down your sides and pulls down your panties as he makes his way down your legs. His hands snake around your inner thigh and grips them tightly right under your groin, keeping them still as he swiped his tongue between your folds and pulls away. Always teasing.

He inches closer again and gives you more, making you groan louder as the pit in your core grows. His warm tongue is lapping at your dripping slit and your legs start to quiver, which in turn, makes Jeff spread you a little further and quickens his pace.

Getting closer to climax, You can feel your cunt getting hotter and your core tighten even more. Instinctively, You move your hips, attempting to have any control over your orgasm while you let out breathy whimpers and grip your headpiece even harder.

You’re quickly let down when Jeff pulls away, standing up and slapping your ass with a firm hand. You can only wait for his next move as your cunt is now pulsating with excitement.

You can hear him unbuckling his belt holster and jeans, listening to the fabric shuffle it’s way down his legs. This feels like an eternity and you’re growing impatient, babbling through the gag little pleas for him to fuck you.

“So eager” he pointed out in a teasing tone. You could feel his tip rubbing up against your entrance and try desperately to push towards his member. He adjusts himself to slide past your entrance and fucks your slit, only teasing your clit further. “How about we learn some fuckin patience, yeah doll?” He says as if he’s talking down to you.

Jeff’s hand moves down and he begins to fist his member, rubbing the tip harshly on your clit while your muffled begging is just making him harder. He digs his fingers into your hip and finally pushes himself into your puffy cunt. He stretches you out with his thumbs to get a better view while he slowly pushes in and out.

You let out a long groan and move one of your hands to the wall for support, hoping he goes faster soon.

“You slut” he moans out breathily. “You look so good in that cage” picking up his pace once you adjusted to his thick. He reaches over and pulls your forearm back, using it as leverage to pound into you harder.

You let out a wail of pleasure as he rams into your cervix, tightening around him from the pressure. The volume was disregarded as walkers were the last thing on either of our minds. It was a problem for later.

Jeff grips you tighter while the sound of skin slapping drives you closer to cumming. He lets his head fall back and groans deeply, loving how wet you get for him. “You like being used like a toy?” He taunted you more. You really really did. His dirty words lingered and You could feel the pressure building in your lower half.

“Should I let you cum?” He threatened, You respond in distorted pleas and indecipherable babbles in between constant moans. “Do you deserve it?” He asked and his thrusts became slower and you let out another whimper.

“Nghguhhg” you declined, knowing that yes would have been the incorrect answer in his mind. “Good girl” he praised, letting go of your arm and moving his grip to your hip and another to your front, fingers above your clit “you’re lucky I’m in a generous mood” he fixes his new position and his thrusting takes speed while rubbing circles around your clit.

You shrieked in ecstasy as he pushed you closer to finishing. His cock hitting your cervix so fast combined with him abusing your clit sent you over the edge in pleasure and you were moments away from overflowing.

“Take it baby, you’re doing so good” he continued to praise you as he could feel your cunt throbbing around him. You took in a deep breath and held it, only focusing on what you were given, You let out a groan while releasing on his cock. He doesn’t even stop and only adjusts his grip on your sides.

His pounding becomes overwhelming and another wave of pleasure washes over as you squirt juices all over his front side.

“Yes baby!” He moaned out cockily, the sight of your juices flowing out into him was enough to send him over the edge, thrusts becoming sloppier as he cums inside your soaked pussy.

He finishes and pulls out, squishing around your butt harshly, admiring his work and biting your cheek hard before standing back up and making his way toward your front.

“Heads up” he warned as he harshly ripped your head cage out of the wood, which sent you straight down to the dead grass on your behind. He stands behind you and unlatched the torture device from your head. Immediate relief from the weight comes over and only adds more pleasure to your exhausted state.

He tossed it onto the ground and roughly grabbed your jaw, forcing you to look up at him. He admired the pressure marks the metal made on your face. “Can’t tell if you’re cuter with it off” he teased with a smirk on his face. “Fuck off” you laugh back at him as he lifts you up off the ground.

#jeff the killer #jeff the killer x reader #smut #fem reader #jeff the killer x y/n

[khaleesiofalicante]

Me: mm, let's see... Yeah, I'm just gonna do a quick summary to introduce this characters, it's no big deal

My brain: but what if, hear me out, you made moodboards?

Me: nah, I'm good, I have a lot of work this week

My brain: but is that more important than this??

Me: ... fuck

Me hours later: ok, you win, I will make some moodboards, but I don't really know what to add, can you help me

My brain: that sounds like a you problem, see youu :)

Despite everything, I liked how this came out😎 who knew my moadboards and my writing together could make me so happy lmao

A little something about my characters and random details that make no sense without context🥰

Kaden: She loves dogs and she 'accidentally' adopted one in the least appropriate situation. It's name is Grapes 💙

Alexis: He loves art, specially dancing, so he taught himself some things by watching shows from the theaters rooftops

Song rec for them: Wonderland by Taylor Swift/ Partners in crime by FINNEAS (this one is literally them istg-)

Xander: His clothing decisions are fucking cuestionable, but no one can't say he isn't original;)

Devina: She is technically a princess, but that isn't stopping her from running away with a group of thieves and wanted criminals

Song rec: rose gold crown by Gun Boi Kaz (enemies to lovers is so fun to write lmao)

Einar: He has been fascinated with mechanics since he was a kid, so his mom got him his first set of tools (with which he burned half guys kitchen)

Asher: Just the softest mf you will ever meet, but his flirting skills are -100. He might have accidentally become a wanted criminal to impress his crush *cough**cough*Einar*cough*

Song rec: wandering romance by LIE NING (the vibes...wow!)

Hande: Did she try to kill them all at some point? Yeah, but she is also the most loyal babe you will ever know :) And a gay mess when it comes to some pretty girl from the opposite side...

Song rec: Faded by Alan Walker (love me some angst)

Anyway, I am love them💙sorry for the rant, I can't help it when it comes to characters I create lmao

Hope you like it!!! Ilyyy💙💙

first of all i wrote a long fucking essay and tumblr ate it (fuck you tumblr) but i shall write it again because it is worth it omg. SO WORTH IT.

I love this. I LOOOOOOOOOOVE this.

(I'm a hoe for OCs and world building hehe)

First of all, the moodboards are stunning. (We've been knew lol). But I love the gang (they're a gang right??? TELL ME THEY ARE A GANG). I love the diversity and the aesthetics and how they all just fit it (or don't fit in oml)

BUT LET'S LOOK AT THE CHARACTERS BECAUSE I AM OBSESSED.

quick few things: these names are stunning. i love them. i loooooove them.

but i have to say i am OBSESSED with the character quotes. like holy shit. they are so intriguing and tell you just the right amount about these lil shits (respectful). i can't wait to read scenes and dialogues and anything you write about them or of them. EXCITED!

okay okay characters.

Kaden and Hande: Bad bitches. Not to be fucked with. Engage at your risk. But I feel like they might vibe well. Hande is scary but she might be soft with doggos 🥺

I'm the self-appointed president of Alexis president squad. (yes he is my fave and yes i know nothing about him)

Xander sounds like the headache you love. You know the ones. Devina is a queen. She can stomp on me. Thanks.

Einar and Asher sound like soft bitches whomst i would love to make playlists for 🥰🥰🥰.

In conclusion: I am love them. TELL ME MORE. Tell me everything. AH.

This made my whole day bro.

Also you should make a post about them because they deserve it. PLEASE ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO COME AND TELL ME STUFF ABOUT THEM.

i love them and i love you 💙

#noah boo thang #noah's babies

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

I remember I discovered your art around a year ago, and you already improved SOOO MUCH!!! It’s very impressive! I love your art a lot!

If that’s not a problem, do you maybe have any advices on how to improve art? What were you doing? :0

I hope this is okay :)

Oh gosh thank you so much, I'm so glad people have noticed the improvement ;w;. Honestly, I look back at my old art and sometimes get a bit embarrassed because I know I can do better now but then again I'm only at this point because past me had the confidence to do that art and continue to learn so the least I can do it respect it for the building block that it is ^-^. Plus it's always fun to do re-draws of your old stuff anyway! Like a lil' nostalgia trip~

As far as advice goes...oh gosh I don't really know what to say 😖 My art was stagnate for some time since I went through a rough art block and had such little motivation to do digital arting for a while. It wasn't until I made this art blog and made a goal of wanting to be able to do one of those end of the year art summaries that I started to actually explore the things I could do with digital art and well just art in general. So, I suppose for me, the more regular digital arting really went a long way to improving things, but I do think the thing that improved my art the most was my interest in utilizing the different tools available to me digitally. Learning more and playing with overlays, gradient maps, custom brushes--taking digital art a bit more seriously.

But ngl what really got my butt into gear (and what really brought on a lot of these learning experiences) was my desire to get into zines. Danganronpa zines were just a whole other playing field and boy was I really out of my league at the start! I needed to beef up my portfolio and fast and well...yeah that's basically what I did lol. I drew larger pieces like that earring Nagito, Jason Junko, Christmas komaegi, and holy Rei to help my chances into getting into zines. I started adding more backgrounds to things because they look for that stuff but also to help me get into the habit of do something with the empty space (yknow when I have the energy). And then the zine pieces themselves just further pushed me into improving my stuff even more now that it was going to be among other amazing pieces--I really didn't' want mine to be so...sad looking compared to everyone's else's ;-;.

I guess in the end it was a mixture of wanting to make at least one thing a month (for the art summary), my need for self improvement to make it into zines and feel confident of my work while in the zines, and just my hyperfixation with Daganronpa that gave me an interest to continue drawing so much stuff anyway. After all, a lot of those ideas were things I wanted to do! Making them into larger pictures and giving them a nice background were just added perks so that I can sneakily include them in my zine portfolio application. I don't think I would have bothered to go that far if I wasn't actually enjoying it too ^-^!

Ah I feel like this didn't really answer your question but I suppose the tldr is: find something that gives ya motivation to draw, explore all sorts of techniques, art tools, art styles, background and perspectives--anything that catches your eye and you want to try out--do it! Use references! Get inspired by art you see and try to replicate the effects and techniques they used! Watch youtube speed draws and art program/effect tutorials! And just...have fun with it yknow? The last thing you want is to burn yourself out, so just have fun trying something new and seeing how it works. Don't be afraid of doing a whole 180 from your usual art. You never know what can work for ya if you don't try it out right :3

#anonymous #fala replies #oh god this is so long im so sorry for rambling so much #got lost in the sauce there for a bit #i hope this somewhat remotely helped anon ;-; #and also thank u again for such a nice ask~ #it really does mean a lot <3 #a e i o queue

[unproduciblesmackdown]

the fascinating narrative or case study or what have you i’ve got going on (it’s neither lol, it’s that i’m litchreally just out here, [Life, Existing] style) like me nowadays around an adult liable to have angry outbursts abt anything at any time, wherein i already have Experience from birth to almost twenty-two w/a parent who’d do that....like ah once again you have to at best mitigate situations involving this grown person’s emotions, but this time with handy differences of like, sure when i was born they were already older than i was now but i’m also a grown person, this person doesn’t tend to focus their outbursts directly at any potentially involved people ever (however, it is often just about concepts / experiences not involving any specific people anyways) & as such nobody is Demanded to directly interact w/their whole situation in turn, & that also of course i don’t have a personal relationship with this person, they are not my parent.......the like Data Points for my specific situation like. doesn’t really feel that different re: “well, if i’m interacting w/the situation at all, it may as well be this force of nature that you can’t expect to change b/c it’s another person’s unchanging response to their internal experiences which is smthing you obviously can’t control” but wherein it’s like well at least when you’re older & dealing w/some shit you have more tools at your disposal for it than when you’re like, 5, or any younger age than you are now. and it is obviously still a distressing experience to be Around the random regular outbursts, but not Having to directly interact w/any or all of them is like, well, when i wake up to that in a vulnerable marinade of anxiety, it’s been Practice for in that state reminding myself like okay you’re shit at processing things rn b/c you Just woke up, but process that you’ll be better at it when you’re more awake / this will be somewhat less hellish / these are your Vulnerable [aaaaa] Feeling times so it’s amplified but this won’t be the default always.....[aaaaa] when fully awake / firing on all cylinders is still shitty & generally distressing, but Less So, and Knowing this & like patting myself on the back while i’m in the shittier, more distressing [half awake & suffering through this] zone doesn’t improve things all the way to that superior state, but it sure doesn’t hurt.......getting in practice sometimes diving into greater Proximity with the shitstorm to extricate cats from the situation for example, and/or if it’s really escalating & seems to be born of some practical issue i can go in as like The Adult lmfao just as matter of factly as possible be like okay so what’s the issue, see if i can help (& handily often Initiating An Exchange / getting responses seems to make this person dial it back, re: whatever’s going on where they don’t tend to yell directly At people (the direct approach for people is usually also a shit ton of Passive aggression, not helpful, but not yelling)) like i’m not gonna be the actual parent here lol nor try to manage any & all these explosions or walk them through the Emotional matter, b/c that’d be a therapist thing & i’m not that, & in turn this isn’t even jokingly like oh free exposure therapy for me lol it’s basically Never what that is, it’s fundamentally different to be a spontaneous uncontrolled situation w/no therapist involved....but i Am wringing what i can from it lol like well, these are experiences, i’m getting in practice.............and also the emphasis on the Matter Of Factness like. trying to keep it practical & as emotionally detached as possible on my end for my own sake, even in terms of like warmth lmfao like that may Appease but again for my own sake i may as well also practice my “i need to be ‘meaner’” approach lmao when it comes to like, less people pleasing, less masking (which is also people pleasing / appeasing, but just more specific lol like accommodating nt people in anticipation & attempted avoidance of their hostility towards your being nd, vs accommodating anyone & their hostility towards your anything).......may wrangle a matter of Practical Help to mitigate the situation but that’s about it, in fact like of course knowing from all the prior experience that at best your actual emotions are irrelevant & your assumed / made up emotions are fuel for the fire or what have you & thus trying to manage some detachment is a strategy, but only confirmation here like “oh well technically i haven’t Tried communicating How I Feel, Btw” lmfao but. confirmed anyways eventually when i was Not trying to communicate anything or make an emotional appeal, simply Visibly Upset (stress crying time) while engaging in a [practical mitigation efforts] manner was met with Sympathy in the moment, only for Everything Overall to stay the same and, in the aftermath for a bit, more relevant elements of things to actually markedly worsen specifically Because of the Awareness that i was upset by xyz, despite the theoretical sympathy.........so yeah the like intermediate difficulty survival horror game continual exposure sucks obviously lmfao but while i’m here. observations & notes

#glad i don't have a personal connection at play here lol does simplify things even if you can hypothetically leverage one #by which i mean like. idk if that connection is at all a motivation then someone involved can theoretically create boundaries but like #then you'd need to have enough control of your situation in the first place to be able to reliably singlehandedly maintain those boundaries #and that still requires enough of a degree of flexibility from the other parties which may or may not be present / willingly provided.... #we are all individual people in individual situations out here but sure can be some overlap / similarities in experiences #posted while i'm monitoring the situation lol like when will there be little enough activity from the relevant party for me to exit the room

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I just found my Heart Gold/Soul Silver Guide & Pokédex and honestly I could not be happier

#Pokemon #I had forgotten I even had this one ah #I'd been banking on getting my Diamond and Pearl one and I was and still am convinced that I left it with my brother's folks #Can finally stop dreaming about that at least #Maybe that dream I had (again) about picking it up and leaving was just a little prophetic lol #This one's even better than D&P honestly! I was considering basing Homestyle in part on HGSS since it's my favourite #But even leaving out the Johto Dex it still has all of the Kanto region (and all of the region-specific 'mon are in the same section!) #Not to mention it's got all the Kanto region Gym Leaders and type matchups and movesets and fjdsklahfdsf I'm so excited #Such a great tool I'm definitely excited to dig in here #Not to mention if it could help me actually beat my current save on that game since it's been like....a decade since I started it lol #I'll still have to check and see if it has any Kanto maps - I'm not expecting anything but if it does ♪ #What a wonderful tool ah #I'm a little extra motivated on Pokemon again too since I bought an Espeon plushy a bit ago and smol and I named her today #Her name is Psyrple (Psychic Purple) lol #And we both found those Pokeballs that pop open if you toss them down and she got a Ditto (one of her faves) and I got a Sableye :D #Plus my project with my doggo plushy has been going well c: There'll be doodles on that front soon I think #WPPkmn #WPVG

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have you ever read a detailed post about the glee cast’s singing voices? like all about their technique and stuff? reading your reaction to the ‘vocal coach reacts to glee’ video makes me want to know more!

Hmmmm, not really! Not from a professional vocalist POV, I don’t think.  (That I’m aware of.  This does remind me there was one vocal coach in fandom, and she hated Blaine, and I wasn’t too fond of her, or her analysis, so I won’t point you in that direction.) 

My background is in music, but not in vocal performance.  But I can give you a quick rundown of cast’s musical abilities if you like, though they won’t be huge on the technical side of it.  

ETA: I started this a while ago before I started doing the music retrospective - I’ll probably try to explore a little more as I do those.   If you guys want more conversation about one person in particular, let me know! 

But for now... 

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Matthew Morrison: Is a classically trained musician with a very good voice.  It’s a shame Will was such a tool, because Matthew Morrison was very talented, had the ability to do a lot of great things with his voice.  People joke about his rapping -- but I think this stemmed from the issue that his background is in musical theater -- which teaches you a cleaner and more traditional way of singing -- opposed to a pop or rap style.  He doesn’t have the grit that rap often has, which makes it a little too much like a Kid’s Bop version of something.  When singing musical theater, though, he really shined. 

A number that showcases ability: Make ‘Um Laugh

A number that isn’t so great: Ice Ice Baby

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Lea Michele: Lea does have a very good and solid voice.  She’s also been classically trained.  The one drawback is that it hinders her a bit on pop music, she lacks some of the grittiness often needed on a lot of the pop songs.  She also starts to lose some of her classic training as the show goes on (which I think is a shame) so that she can get some of the shine off her voice to make a transition to pop music.  

She has one vocal tick that drives me crazy, though -- she has a tendency to slide into her notes instead of hitting them dead on, which gets worse as the show goes on, and it makes her sound a little screech-y at times.  But for the most part -- she is really good. 

A number that showcases ability: Don’t Rain on My Parade

A number that isn’t so great: Ooops...I Did It Again

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Amber Riley: The cool thing about Amber is that you get to hear her grow as a musician as the show goes on.  She had already started to get vocal lessons before the show started, but at the beginning, she was still a bit raw and unrefined in her technique.  But you can tell she did practice, and her voice is developed beautifully as the show goes on.  She was one of the best, well rounded vocalists on the show.  She had a good handle on pop and R&B music, but she could sing musical theater rather clearly, too.  She has great breath support - and can belt numbers out while still retaining the quality.  Can’t say enough good thing about Amber’s voice. 

A number that showcases ability: Someday We’ll Be Together

A number that isn’t so great: Sweet Transvestite (It’s not bad - but it’s my least favorite Mercedes solo.) 

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Cory Monteith: Cory wasn’t a vocalist.  And, to be completely honest, I thought it was some kind of joke when they introduced him as some kind of hidden musical gem when Will hears him singing the showers.  He did really well with classic rock that’s allows not only for a weaker voice - but is often not as technically hard.  And I have to wonder if Cory got lessons, because he did get a lot better as the show went on, and I think his season 4 work is great! 

I will say that sometimes they pushed his voice a little too far.  A lot of times songs were either too high for his range and he often sounded like he was straining.  (The most notable of which is A House is Not a Home - which is far too high for him.)  That said - I think he did reasonably well along side Lea - mostly because often sang pop duets.  

A number that showcases ability: I’ve Gotta Be Me

A number that isn’t so great: Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore

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Chris Colfer: Chris is such an interesting study due to the uniqueness of his voice.  He’s got a huge range both in terms of genre and literal range of voice.  He can sing quite a few octaves.  He’s got a great, clear sound, too, which is why he’s great with theater numbers.  Interestingly, Chris’s voice did drop over the years, and while I know people love his higher range, he has a gorgeous lower range that wasn’t used as often (and is often my favorite.) 

The one (nitpicky) issue was that Chris’s voice ended up getting pigeon-holed.  I know singing Diva-Broadway songs was his schtick - but it would have been nice to hear him sing a bigger variety of songs.  He wasn’t the strongest on non-ballad pop music, but they also didn’t give him that very often.  

There’s also the fascinating unusualness in that, Chris could really sing duets very well with people -- but in group numbers, his voice sticks out like a sore thumb, and he was often left out of some of the more general songs because of it.  His voice just doesn’t texture very well - which is why I get why they did what they did.  

A number that showcases ability: Being Alive

A number that isn’t so great: I’ll Remember

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Kevin McHale: I feel like people are often surprised when they sit down and think about it, but Kevin has a great voice.  He has a solid range, and he’s able to do pop music very well (I believe it helps that he was in a professional boy band for years.)  Not sure if people noticed - but he’s often the lead on group numbers that don’t need to be related to specific story or character points.  Which is a bummer for Artie’s story - but if you’re a fan of Kevin’s voice, you get a lot to choose from.  

Kevin was also able to handle a lot of the musical demands that I think some of the other males weren’t? He’s a much better singer than Cory - and could handle leading a full number.  His voice isn’t as unique as Chris’s and can texture really well.  In addition he was fairly versatile.  He might have been the best rapper the show had, lol. 

A number that showcases ability: For Once In My Life

A number that isn’t so great: Addicted to Love (personal taste choice - I just don’t like the song.) 

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Jenna Ushkowitz: Jenna is another one who is classically trained.  She has a strong, solid voice, which was unfortunately not showcased all that well on the show, and because of that, I’m not sure how she does on a wide variety of music.  I do think she sounds a little generic - but not helping is lack of being featured.  

A number that showcases ability: I Don’t Know How To Love Him

A number that isn’t so great: Gangum Style (She does fine - but the fact that they made her do it in the first place...) 

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Dianna Agron: The interesting thing about Dianna is that she has a really nice low female voice.  The fact that they never gave her any punk or harder rock was really a shame, because I think she would have done really well with that.  The funny thing is that, more so in the beginning, they show tried to make her sing songs that fit her character - but weren’t necessarily great for her voice.  I feel like it wasn’t until late season 2 did they start really using her voice for the better.  

A number that showcases ability: Never Can Say Goodbye

A number that isn’t so great: It’s A Man’s, Man’s, Man’s World

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Mark Salling: Mark had a really solid voice - that often lent itself well to folk and acoustic really well.  He was good with softer pop and classic rock, and the show showcased that pretty well.  I think, in general, Mark was a much better vocalist than actor, and the show often picked good music for him to sing - which helped with his character.  I don’t have a whole lot to say, only that I think he was underrated as a vocalist, but I get it - with all the other baggage that comes with talking about Mark. 

A number that showcases ability: No Surrender 

A number that isn’t so great: Fight For Your Right (to Party) (I don’t think it’s bad - I just hate this song.) 

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Naya Rivera: Naya is a little tricky.  I think she has a good, smoky sound to her voice that makes her excellent at things like pop and R and B.  (Shame she didn’t have a good jazz number to do on the show - she would have been great at that.)  I think she was really versatile, though, and handled her Broadway numbers really well.  I do think she was somewhat pinched and nasal at times - and while I do think this was a stylistic choice, to me it’s not my favorite type of vocal sound.  But I do think she was really good at the numbers she was given, and was one of the most talented female vocalists on the show. 

A number that showcases ability: Back to Black

A number that isn’t so great: Alfie (I think I may dislike the song more than her singing on it.) 

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Heather Morris: Heather wasn’t a singer, and I do think it showed at times.  She often had to have her voice autotuned more than anyone else on the show.  That said - she did do Britney Spears really well, and I think she deserves credit for that.  

A number that showcases ability: I’m a Slave 4 U

A number that isn’t so great: Dinosaur

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Chord Overstreet: Chord’s background is in country - and that shows a bit through his singing - he’s got a bit of twang in his voice, but it’s not necessarily a bad thing.  He’s a fun singer.  I don’t think the show knew exactly what to do with him (voice or character) but there’s a lightness to his singing that makes him easily adaptable to pretty much anything you throw at him. 

A number that showcases ability: Red Solo Cup (You think I’m joking - but I think this is the most fun Chord has singing a song.) 

A number that isn’t so great: Girls on Film (I think just by default of me liking everything else better.) 

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Darren Criss: Ah, Darren, where to even start.  The thing about Darren is that he may not be the strongest singer, his voice is a little wobbly at times, and his range is somewhat limited, but his showmanship is just completely beyond nearly everyone else.  Darren has the unique ability to draw you in with his singing and hold you captive.  There are technically better singers on the show - but Darren just has this amazing ability to really sell a performance.  And I do love his voice, even if there are some limitations to it.  I really could gush about Darren’s performance abilities, but I’ll refrain... 

A number that showcases ability: Teenage Dream (Both Versions) 

A number that isn’t so great: Piano Man (Which isn’t bad - I just think the show had done it better, and it’s a rare time that felt like Darren was kind of phoning it in.) 

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A quick run down of others, but first a quick aside - as they started adding people in, vocal ability starts being a factor.  I think a lot of the newer characters could sing better than they could act, which was both helpful and a hinderance.  I think we began to get more solid musical numbers as the show went on, but sometimes acting wasn’t always top notch - and across the board, old and new, hitting a combo of acting and singing ability didn’t always happen.  

Harry Shum Jr.: Not really a singer - but the show often played to his strengths, and his few songs played off the fact that he wasn’t a great singer to great aplomb.  

Jane Lynch: Can hold a tune, even if her voice isn’t the best - is really great at musical comedy. 

Jayma Mays: She has more singing ability than the show allowed to showcase, however, she’s another one whose voice was really unique, and doesn’t texture very well.  

Damien McGinty: Is actually a very good singer.  However, he’s very generic, too - which makes him a little on the bland side. 

Sam Larsen: I think he was fine - I don’t think he sang enough on the show for me to make much of an impression one way or the other. 

Alex Newel: Fucking Fantastic! Alex might be one of the strongest vocalists on the show - has great range, energy, and vocal control.  

Melissa Benoist: Her voice tends to lean on the pop-ier side, but it’s a solid voice, and her work on the show was pretty good.  

Jacob Artist: Has a strong voice, and could sing genres that weren’t often featured on the show (like hip-hop and R&B).  

Blake Jenner: His voice is fine, but like Damien McGinty, it’s generic and a little bland. 

Becca Tobin: She has a very quirky voice that brings in a different and unique sound.  They didn’t use her much, though, so it’s hard to comment. 

Noah Guthrie: An amazing singer, has a really unique sound, but is able to do blend in well with others.  

Samantha Ware: Another amazing singer.  She’s in full control and can do really great things with it. 

Billy Lewis Jr: Has a good, solid voice.  Not as strong as Guthrie, or some of the other guys, but he’s a lot of fun to watch. 

Laura Dreyfuss: Like Becca Tobin - has a uniqueness to her vocal quality that makes it stand out a little, but she’s still a solid singer. 

Marshall Williams: His vocal ability is okay.  It’s better than his acting ability.  I’m slightly confused how this dude got cast, tbh.  

#Anonymous #if you guys want to me to elaborate on someone - please let me know! #it's hard to do everyone since there are so many #this post took forever to write up #that's how s.o. sees it

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welcome to the day a duck ruins your perception of items in genshin impact. i uh. made some items in genshin impact as yandere boys and what they're like sort of?? you could try and burn your eyes now. ;) adepti seekers stove- he's going to be a tsundere no buts or uhts. he's the type of yandere that's trying to be protective and failing miserably everytime. so being impatient and angsty. so, he resorts in kidnapping you instead. but hey look on the bright side! even when you're kidnapped you can have delicious meals and snacks! secretly likes to cook for you a lot, but he won't admit it even in death. just don't question why there's a lingering scent of sleeping potions in your meal and you'll be good as jolly jee! probably wants you to help him in the kitchen, since he once heard that couples do that. would probably give you self esteem issues down the line. "didn't i tell you to not get hurt? are you that much of an idiot?? here. have this it'll lessen the pain just a bit so we can walk back home. just drink it already." windsong lyre- smug bastard, smug shit. he's probably a player or just overly dramatic with everything. maybe he's righteous or something.. likes to show off his music skills a lot. he sucks at it tho. gaslights you probably in public places to add more pressure, because people are staring like you're having a performance or something. calls you love even if he's pissed at you for not listening to him, or accusing him of being toxic or suspecting him of being your stalker that always watches you from your window at 2am! would make you paranoid a lot. loves kissing your cheek and tickling you. he's a closeted pervert. you're gonna have to move in an isolated place too, he will spread rumours of you being his lover. "love, I'm sure that you're just overreacting. plus even if i was the stalker that you're talking about I wouldn't be oh so casually talking to you in public when I could've been hiding! jeez it's like your going crazy." wind-blessed harpastrum- such sweety! just so wholesome bakes you a pie in tuesday sweet. seems patient too but beware he will break your legs when you get a little bit too bratty for his tastes. touch starved too and it shows, that's why he loves to cuddle you lots! really obsessed with what you think of him. if you say you hate him he'll tear up and try to convince you that he's good, but if you pretend that you like him he'll shower you with uncomfortable affection and confessions. really great at making bombs and torture weapons too. probably sewed in a bomb inside your body threatened that he will kill you with it if you leave. bad at darts and archery. if you say that to him he'll laugh and take out his diploma saying that he's too smart for those childish games. he's impulsive in decision making. "haha. you know. you almost escaped from me back there. but hey! now you won't do anything stupid like that ever again if you can't walk." windblume balloon: listen man. im going to be killed but he's an airhead, pun intended right there. probably lowkey manipulative and doesn't even know it yet or chooses to ignore it. protective of you a lot. really delusional to the point that he rationalizes your escape as someone kidnapping you. so say goodbye to whoever poor stranger who was trying to help you escape they'll be greeted by an arrow through their head once he finds you. has a habit of holding your hand because he's afraid you might disappear from his line of sight and leave him all alone. if you let go tho he'll gorilla grip your hand, might crush it too. just very overprotective. he also doesn't know that he's an airhead. yeah."hm? why do i like holding you hand..? i just like it.. your hand makes me feel... uh. safe..? is that the word for it? ah. it was the word loved." wind catcher- he's a full on sadist. throw all of your escape plans out the window, this guy will climb a mountain and ride any wind current available to catch and torture you. persistently trying to make you like him atleast a bit. yeah, he's that kind of delusional. would teasingly push you

of a cliff as a 'light' punishment. dark humour and likes to joke about killing you from time to time. note: he can kill you. and he would also do it by ripping you in half with the wind current so just stay in his house and be a good lover that'll shower him in kisses, okay? okay. he mostly sees you as a tool of interest, but not just any tool- you're his favourite tool. "pfft! hey stop crying now! you're making me feel bad! hm? oh? why am i doing this? well i mean maybe I'm angry that someone was trying to escape. again." warming bottle- he will absolutely leave you in the cold if you were being a brat towards him. lives in dragonspine to spite you, also because he can just turn take away your blankets and anything that can give warmth so you gotta ask him to cuddle you to survive. he usually does this when he's feeling a little petty. which is so frequent. that you can almost give it a schedule. but don't tell him that. kind of a tsundere but only when it comes to physical affection since he's shy. that's why he has to take away your blankets so it looks like he's just mocking you but not because he's touch starved. he's not at home that much too but don't worry, he will make it up to you by uh.. physical activities.. "what? you're freezing? no shit we're in dragonspine. oh? you want me to hug you..? hm. fine. I'll indulge you for a bit. I am quite merciful." parametric transformer- businessman that scams you a lot lol. he's going to be a masochist because i said so, yeah i know the electric stone thing gag that's why i made him a masochist. really likes to collect useless stuff and spoiling you, so expect your room to be filled with a lot of random things from jewelry to mushrooms and crabs. has a you should be grateful i even give stuff mindset. thinks that giving someone something of vaue would make them fall in love with him instantly. also probably loves it when you fight back especially when you successfully land a hit on him, he will enjoy it. but be careful he has different responses whenever you hit him. pick your poison. spends a ton of resources on everything to keep you in line. that rope costed him 700 pinecones. "why do you even wanna escape? i give you a ton of stuff so you won't get bored! hah. maybe if i had picked up someone else they would've been grateful." portable waypoint- throw out your escape plans the season sequel. he's very quiet but has a small temper that won't last that much. maybe he's like that since he tries so hard to repress it. listen he's trying okay? escape always fails so quickly. one minute you're in springvale shouting, crying, begging for anyone to help you and then back to his house to see him sipping some tea. his punishments are cruel too- he makes sure to leave you in a den of monsters and ruin guards, waits until your in the brink of death and teleports you back to him. has a superiority complex over everyone too. probably likes to make you feel weak when you have to rely on him. loves to crush your self esteem. wants to be affectionate but thinks that you, as an inferior being, should be affectionate with him instead. so tsun. "see? this is what i was trying to tell you. you're too weak to actually survive out there. you even had to rely on me to save you. pathetic." memento lens- mysterious and elegant. he's quite cryptic to say the least. likes to watch you from a far if he's feeling a bit angsty. you try to make sense of what he says and it just leads to you being confused even more. and he likes that about you. you actually try to understand him, even if what you guess is wrong. you're going to have a tough time with this guy if you wanna escape. just avoid any fox statues and you'll be good. the problem is the shrine maidens. they basically want the two of you to end up together so they don't have to deal with him. he's actually very gentle with you punishments still suck but atleast he doesn't do it physically, he just makes you write that you're sorry over and over until your wrist are tired. loves poetry and solving puzzles, riddles, scriptures. he's

smart but soft. "spring blossoms even in the darkest depths of uncertainty, is that why you have the courage to try and escape me..?" kamera- perfectionist stalker. wants to make sure that the photos he takes of you are perfect to every extent. colour, lighting, and expressions. even if it means going inside your room and having the possibility of waking you up from your sleep. likes to take pictures of everything too. kind of like this; both of you are walking somewhere and he stops to take a picture of a sunset. he takes twenty minutes trying to find the correct angle. but the sun is already gone so he sulks. maybe- you can cheer him up by volunteering to be his model? you'll do that? right? also worships you like a god so if someone dared to even say something breath near you or celestia forbid insult you, best to say they'll be quickly disposed of by blackmail and fake shit. would not steal any of your belongings, he would just take pictures of it. so he's not that bad. "i consider everything in this world is beautiful, but you have surpassed that. so that is why im keeping you here. no one deserves even a glimpse of you!" waverider toolbox- he's such a gentlemen and a sweetheart. always there to help you with repairs, sometimes he'd add some updates to it too. just ignore the stuff going missing inside your boat thing. he probably guilt-gaslight you into staying with him in his waverider then bam your in an island stranded. ahaha, now both of you just have to survive by working together ya know? like a loving couple likes hugs and physical affection a lot! bonus points if it's given when he's tired from doing his job. as i said tired guy so appreciates all the things you do for him whether it's paying for his meal or giving him a gift. next time, he'll make sure that you won't leave the island permanently. thinks that stranded island equals date smh. " ahh? oh! is this for me? really? thank you.. i don't usually receive gifts but that just makes this even more special! say, do you wanna go on a trip? i just fixed the waverider from last time." red feather fan- mischievous little shit. likes to scare you a lot by appearing on trees and just jumping on you. knows that you're trying to escape but pretends not to since he likes to try and guess which direction you would run to. hugs you a lot even before he kidnaps you really touchy even if you say no he'll use the good ol puppy eyes! doesn't work? okay he'll just smell your clothes when you're sleeping as compensation. he likes to flirt with you a lot. some pickup are cheesy.. but others are a little- personal? acts cool by making a dramatic entrance everytime even. you know those radical superhero landing stuff? that's him. he would build a nest as your house even being a dick and placing it on top of a mountain, goodluck on trying to get down. "caught you! going to the shore was so predictable by the way. maybe you should try a different place next time, dear? hm? maybe a restaurant so we can have date? sounds great right?" serenitea pot- unhinged malewife that wants to make a the perfect living space for you- ehem. probably a perfectionist if you squint hard enough. he's delusional but just a little lucid about the stuff he does to you. likes to make a ton of furniture too! personalized the room you're trapped in with a ton of valuable and expensive materials. just don't try to escape he'll cut your limbs off just like a damn tree shawtie. owns a shit ton of pets ranging from boars to cats. all of them are like bodyguards to you during your stay. dreams about having a peaceful life with you in the realm someday, sigh. he sometimes has burnouts where he just places a bunch of furniture on a single room and call it a day. "and here is your room! do.. do you like it? i made it just for you! i didn't know what wood you would prefer so i just settled on whatever i can find! ahaha. we're kind of like a married couple living together now... right?" nre menu- he's probably going to be from the adventurers guild. really awkward and shy. takes for him a long time to

open up to you. when going on quests he's the one in charge of carrying the food and healing shit you need. really patient and nice! slightly uh mean with other people trying to talk to you but other than that everything is normal. everything is normal the long loving gaze he gives you every now and then and some food being left on your doorstep. yeah let's not question it i mean he's just so shy! he would never do anything wrong? right?? he's a closeted pervert, cliche i know but he's a pervert with a line to not cross. he just checks you out. good for him. would cry if given any ounce of affection. sweet baby. "t-that was a tough commission.. oh u-uh.. do you need some food to replenish your energy? we need to do the other commissions you know.. hm? why aren't you eating it.. something wrong with the food..?" seelies- spoiled. that's the word to describe him. really straight forward with his courting kind of dumb? but he's so damn lucky for some unknown reason that your plans to avoid him always fail. yeah the high quality rope you just bought for 1000 mora? it broke and you fell into his arms. he's probably rich by sheer dumb luck too. finds a ton treasure chests even in the places you didn't expect. people pressure you into spending time with him. since he's just so cute! how could say no to such a face? it really feels like the gods are on his side ya know? he throws a lot of very very aggressive tantrums if you're not with him. thinks he's doing a good job at courting you, with rationalize rejection as a playing hard to get. "tada! look i got you this crystal i found while i was walking! it looks like a diamond and it has a ton of colours too?? is it valuable?? would you kiss me if i give it to you??" endora- majestic, regal, and likes to explore a lot. he uh. probably trapped you in a bubble once or twice too. really curious about his surroundings, also has no personal space since it's first time going out. he would cuddle you when he feels like it homie. kidnapped you and made you his tour guide. don't try to fool him he learns quickly about stuff. fast swimmer, so no joining any expeditions in water if you don't want their ship to be wrecked by a mysterious being of the teyvat seas. he likes to see you cry. it's not a kink he just feels connected to you when you cry. doesn't have a house so you just live in a run down boat. he's doesn't know when you're lying to him sometimes. god complex bastard. "this world. at first i wasn't sure if i was going to like it or not, but ever since I've met you... I've grown to tolerate some parts.. so you should be thankful, you've convinced me. mortal." intertwined fate/older twin- listen. he's just so smug about everything he does. and he knows you love him. probably invites you out on dinner only for him to not show up. so basically he's an asshole without a doubt. toxic boyfriend that gives you false hope and has a ton of admirers. you probably think he won't settle for you right? ah, he's not that cruel. so picks you as his lover out of all the billions of people. you should be grateful! he even kidnapped you! do you know how hard it was for him to go all the way from his home to yours? anyways yeah. asshole. he likes to do the open the door for darling trick where he just gives you a small crack on the door and watch you make a decision. it's an act of your loyalty. if you escape he'll make you feel pain. if you don't then he'll reward your patience. god complex bastard 2."sigh. did you try to escape? again? patience is the key to everything you know. maybe you should learn that. i expected more smart from you." acquaint fate/younger twin- cinnamonroll he's such a sweet guy. he's always there for you when you need him. okay- he has a nice guy complex, fucking damn it. probably uses the but I've been there for you since the start trick unintentionally a lot. he just doesn't know he wants some action, so be thankful that he didn't just jump on you like a barbarian. he's kind of contradicting himself too. one hand he wants you to love him, on the other hand he doesn't

believe he deserves you. loves to give you the same things, remember that one painting you liked from two years ago? he got you that. quantity beats quality. surprisingly, he's really patient but would have bursts of anger every now and then. has a self value issues?? yeah, but did i tell you he's a touch starved guy. punshments are just him softly lecturing you about what's good and what's wrong."i always viewed myself as inferior, that i didn't deserve anything.. but this time. i want to be greedy just once." that's it- :'D i haven't proofread this but here you go mer! ill probably continue with more humanisations of items in genshin later.. if you ask why i ruined your day with this crazy idea i was watching that one video of a person humanising social media and got this idea. also i discovered how to bold out texts... i have power..ejwjdhshaj

so yeah have a great day! -🦆anon

I AM IN AWE?!?! WHOA OMG!!!!! 🦆, THIS IS FANTASTIC!! AAAAAA (≧∀≦)

All of the various characterizations… *chef’s kiss* It’s literally so good! With each one I read I kept thinking okay this guy is my favorite and then I would read the next description and my heart was stolen again. I can’t pick a favorite now. T_T

#chit chat #yandere #🦆 anon #meraki faves #YOU HOLD SO MUCH POWER #AND YOUR BRAIN IS IMMENSELY GALAXY #BECAUSE WOW OMG I AM IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTERIZATIONS