#all holes closed for business 😔

[dashiellqvverty]

it’s like. in my HEART i want to be a slutty sub bottom. however in my BODY we’ve got. ibs. emetophobia. AND vaginismus (either a fairly mild version or something else similar i don’t actually know. but there are certainly Difficulties and uncomfortable pain). plus an extremely low pain tolerance/threshold on top of it. <3

#as someone put it in a reddit thread i saw once (talking abt ibs vaginismus and in their case a sensitive gag reflex) #all holes closed for business 😔 #who knows how sensitive my actual gag reflex is i’m literally too scared to even put my toothbrush too far back in my mouth #sorry for tmi posting i’m having a moment <3 #personal #nsft text #idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #vaginismus is at least something i can work on in theory i have dilators but i never use them bc it’s a whole thing #and i never want to take them to the bathroom and clean them and stuff. and potentially have to do laundry also lmao #i thought i would more once i moved out but i still feel awkward about carrying stuff through the apartment lmao #ANYWAY #<3

[livelaughlovesubs]

Hi how are you love ? Sorry I was so busy (I'm supposed to work for school but I'm procrastinating) I missed you 😔

I just thought of an os about Toji (what a surprise) proudly believing that he couldn't cum from y/n's fingers

To prove his point he dare y/n to finger him. But with one hand working in him, the other pinching a nipple and y/n's mouth oh the other, he end up cuming two times :(

(so fingering and a little of overstim)

-🍎

I’m pretty good, my legs hurt a lot but it’s alright (I’m skiing) and I missed you too! You weren’t online for so long!

Dom!reader x sub!toji

Warning: fingering, teasing, dirty talk, dacryphilia (i forget to tag that sometimes), perverted filth <3

Toji looked so proud as he told you that, ready to bet his money on it. Maybe this was the work of his pride, that he liked talking big game a lot. If he remembered how he whined the previous night, he wouldn’t have such claims. Regardless he kept believing in that silly fantasy of his, saying, “I’d never cum from a little fingering, that’s absurd.” He wasn’t entirely wrong, it does sound a little hard to believe, but facts are facts.

The competitive side of yours won, and so you teased, “are you sure about that? Can I try?” To your surprise he agreed, he almost laughed to your face at your suggestive question. “Try all you want, wanna bet?” Toji asked, a smug smile formed on his lips. “Deal.” You weren’t going to take it easy on him, not when the male is being so cheeky.

Even though he was a bit of a brat, you made sure that he was comfortable. You sat on the couch with him in your lap, his legs were on either side of yours, that forced him to keep them spread. With a swift motion, you squeezed some lube out of the bottle and decorated his entrance with the liquid. This wasn’t anything worth mentioning, yet he still inhaled sharply, gaze stuck to your hand.

Slowly you worked him open, sticking one of your fingertips inside him. Only half of your finger was in and he was squirming around already. He shifted in your lap, thighs trembling, as if he’d holding back the urge to close them. Though to your surprise he stayed quiet the entire time. It was adorable how he tried to appear nonchalant. By the looks of it, he’ll break apart as soon as you stick in another one.

And so you did, adding another finger to the existing one. This one went in smoothly too due to the generous amount of lube you used. Slowly but surely his tough facade was falling, the face he made was totally different than the one minutes ago. A hesitant gaze paired with a pleasure struck face, cheeks slowly turning red. This time it wasn’t because of some bloody battle, but because of your fingers. It was laughable, enough that you chuckled softly into his ear. He was very sensitive to everything, and hearing your voice was enough to make him gasp. A small whine escaped him, and it turned into a loud moan when he felt your fingers going deeper inside him, “mhm- aAHHH~..!”

Now you were knuckles deep, digits pressing and rubbing his soft walls with fiver. “Uh-ughHh…!” Once again he started to move around and try to wriggle his way out of your embrace. It felt too good, it was getting dangerous, he wouldn’t be able to last long…! You didn’t mind it one bit, instead you were even more exited now. Scissoring your two fingers and working him open, feeling the lube coat his insides. Everything was so wet, and whenever you closed your digits his hole would clench around you. An erotic squelch sound could also be heard once in a while.

The way he would hold onto you was so cute, which is why you added another one. This time he couldn’t keep it down anymore, groaning with the most lewd voice he has, “mhMm..aGHhh~! OOohh…” you could swear his eyes rolled back a little. At the same time he got an erection, his member was standing up proudly, pretty much announcing his pleasure. It twitched back and forth whenever you’d trust into him, hitting his own belly and making a mess everywhere. That was because the male was leaking so much precum, there were white strings connecting his tummy to his tip. You found it insanely hot but also pathetic. Really, how can he say something like that when he’s so worked up from nothing?

“Ah-ahHh~ oh-fuck..! Uh, nghh!!” A series of whimpers slipped from the male, the sounds were more perverted than anything shown in pornography. Suddenly he came, finally reaching over his edge. Thick semen spurt out of his poor dick while he repeated the word, “I’m cumming..! AhhHh, cumming~~” it was very unlike his image, no one would guess such a big boy would moan like a fragile little girl behind closed doors. His voice was so high pitched, if you didn’t see and hear it yourself, you wouldn’t have believed it was him.

“There you go~ what did you say earlier again?” You mocked him, now you were the one grinning and laughing. He was so flustered and humiliated, unable to muster the courage to say anything in opposition, simply letting you degrade him further. My god, but that’s no fun now is it? Without any warning, you moved your fingers again, reaching a spot buried deep inside him. “GAaHHH~!?” Toji yelped, cried out and panted. His tongue stuck out and eyes became watery. What the fuck was that..? Why did it feel so damn good?

“Oh? Nice reaction you got here.” After finding his sweet spot, you started hitting it repeatedly. It send waves of ecstasy echoing through his body, enough to cause his mind to go blank. There was not a single thought in his head, except for the bliss he was experiencing. This was almost scary, how amazing it was. He looked at you with pleading eyes, mumbling under his breath, “I- hmM! Sorry, so-oHhh,, sorry..!!!” “About what my dear? You mean your attitude earlier?” The way he gazed at you, how his body reacted and those pathetic moans he let out were so amusing. You just lived whenever your dear partner would turn into a mindless slut.

“Yeshh, mHhhm, uh-oOhhH, yes..!” Toji tried his best to answer your questions, even though he knew it was just you teasing him. The movements of your fingers didn’t crease, they kept poking that spot that would make him go wild. “Please- ah, aAahh.. too much..!” He told you suddenly, signalising the overwhelming pleasure he feels. All of this was too much, really, please go easy on him, or he will break..!

“How do I know if you are really sorry?” You kept playing with him, the smirk you had was a sadistic one. “I’ll believe you when you cum again.” Was can he do besides following your every command? His hole clenched around you again, eyes rolling to the back of his skull and dick twitching furiously like before. You knew these were proof that he was close, awfully so even. With a few more trusts into his needy and wet entrance, he came all over himself again. Another wave of undeniable pleasure washed over him, along with a scream akin whine showcasing the pure ecstasy he was feeling.

“MHMmM, aaAHHHH~!! Y/n, y/n.?!! Please~oOOHh..!!” Drool was hanging out of his mouth, some tears or sweat droplets rolling down his crimson cheeks. His raven black hair was also stuck to his forehead. You noticed how his blush spread to his ears and shoulders, converting everything in a red tainted blanket. If your eyes wandered down a little, you could see thick white fluids dripping down his tummy and shaft, all the way to his thighs and hole. Even your fingers weren’t safe from it, they got dirtied too. “You really have to take back your words now, don’t you Toji?��� You said sweetly, but anyone with hearing could guess you were degrading him. Though to your dismay, he was not in a position to hold a conversation. His eyes were clouded with nothing but pleasure, and he kept panting and whispering, “so good..<3”

#sub character #sub!character #dom reader #dom!reader #sub jjk #sub jujutsu kaisen #sub toji #toji jjk #toji jujutsu kaisen #toji x y/n #toji smut #jjk toji #jujutsu toji #toji zenin #toji fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen toji #toji x reader #toji x you #🍎 anon

[poppy-metal]

procrastinating like crazy dont tell my bio professor but but i raise to yoy ... upperclassman!jordan who's in some of your classes--who you aren't reaallyy friends w but it's sort of implied that they r there for you bc they always seem to end up coming to ur rescue when creepy guys hit on u at parties 🙄 because your scumbag bf is probably too busy playing beer pong with his bros. it's not like you and jordan go out of ur way to hang out w each other but you know they care about you at least a tiny bit !!

and it just so happens they live in the same building as aforementioned bf. n when you and he get into a fight--a big one, bad enough to leave tears streaming down your cheeks n your hands fisted at your sides--and you just want to get away from him, their door is the one u end up knocking on. sniffling when they open it up, barely having time to open your mouth around a meek "'m sorry." before they're gripping your chin, painstakingly gentle, eyes panicky. "hey- what happened? you're not hurt, are you?" and their tone, the way they touch you, everything--js makes you feel so much better :( hiccuping out "can i come in?" and they aren't gnna say no 🙄

make sure everything's okay, that he didn't hurt you, get you a drink n everything before sitting on the edge of their bed. you pacing, ranting abt dookieface bf between sniffles 😔 all "i just- i don't know who he thinks he is. i know i'm not perfect, whatever, but--i'm nice to him!! i mean, for fuck's sake, i'm pretty cute, too. nd he just- he doesn't care about me. i don't know what i did wrong." jordan mumbling out "hey, c'mere." bc your voice breaks w the last sentence and you're crying all over again :( wrap you up in their arms, hand coming up to hold the back of your neck. "you didn't do anything wrong, freshie. he's just an asshole." n they don't say it but they're fantasizing abt allll the ways they could kill him 🤗

and you pull back, wiping your cheeks w the back of your hand. "don't think he likes me, jordan. he ignores me nd--he's probably cheated on me a million times. it's like i don't mean anything to him--he can't--won't even make me cum." and jordan raises an eyebrow at that one. n you're quick on the defensive, "'s just- i don't know. don't even think he tries." and booy have u piqued their interest. you're just digging yourself a hole, unable to stop ur words from spilling out. "he- he was my first. ever. and it's like that meant nothing to him." taking a step back n mumbling out, "i'm sorry. that was too much, i just... i should probably go, anyways." as if they would ever let you 🙄 especialky after that lil confession.

n you're still close enough that they can grab your hips, pull you back towards them all gentle. "'s that why you came here, hm?" soft smirk on their face at the way you flush, stumbling over your words, your excuses--gripping your chin to shut you up. "shh. he's an asshole, baby, i know." when they stand up and turn you around, hands moving to your waist to sit you on their bed. your big eyes looking up at them, your shaky little voice when you whisper out, "jordan..." them pushing your legs apart so they can step between them :( grabbing at your thighs, leaning in so you can feel their hot breath on your ear when they whisper, "what is it, little girl? need me to make you cum, hm?" nddd you know it's wrong but you r nodding :( a little bit frantically :( and zoo wee mama are you in for it!! bc they csll jordan pussy destroyer for a reason!!!

too dleepy to proofread anf also my demons possessed me and. couldnt fight them off but ❤️❤️ love u poppy!!

-🦸‍♀️

grabs u by the shoulders and shakes u

breath catching n tears teetering on your lashes your mouth dropping in a perfect O when jordan pushes your thighs apart. their ringed hands sliding up your stocking clad thighs is enough to suck all the air out of the room and you're already panting by the time you let words tremble out, "b- be gentle, please?" because your boyfriend - ex - has always been rough meaty hands grabbing at you in ways that never made you feel small in a good way, more like a poorly treated chew toy. dry digits shoving in your cunt - pumping once, maybe twice, before calling it enough.

jordan chews on their lip, to you it looks like contemplating; but jordans just hiding a grin. you're such a little fawn, they think. stumbling on shaky legs from the jaws of a bear into the den of a fox, because it looks kinder. but jordans still has fangs and they still want to eat you up. the difference, they guess, is that they actually want you to enjoy yourself.

nothing feels quite as good to their ego than a cute girl squeezing the life out of their fingers with their cunt.

"you've been with bad men, not only that, but one who by the looks of it - can't lay pipe for shit." their hands soothe up your thighs higher, fingers hooking into the edge of your panties under your skirt. "we'll get you sorted, princess."

you think they'd slide your panties down but they dont. you jolt, though when you feel the bare brush of their knuckle against the slick folds of your cunt as they skim their fingers down the edges of your panties. they hook the fabric to one side.

their eyes flick up to yours, "have you ever been with a woman before?"

your shake your head, biting your lip. something flashes in jordans eyes. "you good with me eating you out like this?"

you feel your face flush but you're quick to nod. "yes." you rush to say, "um. youre very pretty."

jordan smiles then. something in their gaze softens, just a little. "thank you, baby." with their free hand they pat one of your knees, nudging it open - "spread for me? there you go -"

nawing on your lip as you spread your thighs shyly, you cant help but eagerly look at jordans reaction to seeing your cunt. the way their eyes darken immediately. they bite their own lip, silky hair falling around their cheek as they shuffle closer.

"fuck." they say. still holding your panties to the side, still just looking. "shit. i need to-" their eyes dart to your face, "was gonna rizz you up some more but i really fucking need to eat you out -"

your head falls back when they cut themselves off like they can't help it, can't talk anymore, the draw between your legs to intense, and their head is between your thighs and you feel the soft wet heat of their lips around your tight little bud and its so fucking good - already better than anything you've had. jordans so earnest - they fucking love eating pussy, you can tell. the way they move their tongue, like their kissing it - sucking your lips, licking between them, swirling around your clit. dipping in and out of your weeping hole.

your hands fist the sheets - you dont even remember your exes name.

#ask #🦸‍♀️ anon #sighs dreamily #jordan li smut #jordan li x reader

[ma3mae]

MAEEE AAAA I NEED PART TWO OD YOUR "NO BRAIN, JUST HORNY" HC AKSJDJDDJ

Make a part two??🥺🫶Maybe Chuuya and Nikolai?

No brain, just horny! 2

Summary: Oh no! Your bf's acting all hot! What to do??? (Chuuya, Akutagawa, Nikolai, Fyodor)

Genre: fluff, crack, bit suggestive 🤓

Warnings: TO HORNY JAIL WITH YALL 💀✋

A/N: ANOONNN WKDJEKHFKS HERE U GO, SWEETIE 🤩🤩🤩 how can yall find rat man hot, idk man 💀 his parts rly short bc I CANT WRITE HIM so see it as a small extra 💀💀 not proofread btw 💀

Part 1

Nakahara Chuuya

😳 yall wanna get railed by this man, huh??

Cant blame u tho 💀😭 😭

honestly i think his reaction would prob depend on his mood, lowkey like rampo

Just that his reaction would be a bit more intense EHEH

idk if hes kinda busy at the moment and annoyed bc work is being a hoe, hed prob be all impatient like "Damn, doll. Im barely holding myself back as well so just wait a bit, will ya?"

As much as hed love to indulge u immediately, he still values his work yk 😔😔😔

ok yk what would be funny tho? Like he told u he'd be having a meeting at his work place and honestly, its not hard enough to know where it is bc its like legit one of the highest buildings (idk maybe even the highest???) in yokohama lmaoo

And you've been waiting for him to come back home after two weeks but noooo, he has to report everything to his boss 🤓🤓🤓🤓

so you're like "alright, im horny and been waiting for too long."Guess where we're going yall 😋😋😋😋???

TO HELL

Jk nah but we makin our way over there and lets just say they only know u as "the love of his life who def shouldnt be messed with if they wanna live" bc he'd go haywire AS HE SHOULD if anything happened to u 💀

Anyway we know when the meeting's being held so oopsie, we "accidentally" manage to find him in the hallway with some of his colleagues

"Oi, isn't that your girlfriend over there, Boss??" not only tachihara but everyone's confused on why u r even there??

Chuuya just whips his head around and doesnt know if he should just yeet himself outta the building or be happy to see you bc

YES

YES HE DID MISS YOU BUT WHY ARE YOU THEREEEE??💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😨

its especially bad if our boy still hasn't told you what hes actually doing bc no way in hell wants he to drag u into that shi 💀

Anyway you're just too excited so u ignore his to tomato face with a twitching eyebrow and you start to jog towards him but damn tf is that???

OF COURSE theres a bump sticking outta the carpet SMH SUE THE CLEANING STAFF😋

And obviously we all know whos gonna trip on that

But as embarassed as he is, your future hubby will make sure that you won't end up on the floor 💕💕

all you feel is a slight gust of wind and you can only open your eyes to see his gorgeous ones

"Don't just fall for me every time you see me, doll." LMAO thats so corny and he actually gets even more red when he realises wtf he just spouted out of his mouth but he couldnt help it 😭

Especially when hes holding you bridal style in his arms and you can feel him subconciously squeeze you tighter against him bc he missed his wifey

and we are just too whipped to stop ourselves from saying "Chuu chuu, i just couldnt wait anymore. Can we move this to our place? I'll be anything you want, even just a hole for you, mkay?"

HAHAHAHA WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS 💀

thats the EXACT question that goes through his mind as he just stares at you like 😳

But he cant deny that it made him feel hot, even down there a bit...

"Come in when you're done, Chuuya." is all you hear from HIS fking boss as he just sends the both of you a smile as he enters the room before closing the door

Help our man, hes so TORN

All he can do is take a deep breath, trying to stop his face from heating up bc its already hot enough as it is

He'll gently set you down but still keeps a secure grip around your waist with one arm

His gloved hand tilts your face slightly up and all you see is a sea of blue

Letting his gloved thumb slowly glide on your bottom lip

"You really like teasing me. Dont'cha sweetheart? Just give me 15 minutes and then we'll be at home. Honestly might scold you for your little stunt but it's not like you don't like that, right? But I gotta say...."

cherry sweet lips lock onto yours for what seems like only a second before feeling them on your forehead

"I did miss you pretty much...and I'll make it up to you. Thanks for your patience, love."

now YOU'RE the one who's face is about to explode and that annoying ass smirk of his isnt even helping u but oh well

He should be lucky that you're so in love with him and that his handsome looks always manage to hold you back from yelling at him out of embarassement 💀😳

He gives you a peck on the lips before giving you on last squeeze

"Only a little bit longer, okay? Will give you a proper kiss when we're at home."

He makes his way back but stops "Also I love you but please... wait at home next time. No need for anyone to see your cute ass here. Only mine to look at, yk.." the last part kinda gets muffled under his breath as he tilts his fedora down to hide his heated face but welp, ofc u heard everything 😋

Anyway, you let him go to his meeting with a wave with ur hand bc he did promise to make it up to you and your body would be tingling with excitement until yall get back home for yk what 😋😋😋💅

Akutagawa Ryunnosuke

ngl he'd make a similar expression to this pic here 💀 like hes fking constipated or smth

Give my man some time pls bc its his first relationship and he needs some minute to get it through his head that you feel sexually attracted enough to him to yearn for him, broo

"Can't you just... wait until we get home? Why now?" SKKSKS you think he sounds so pissed but hes just so confused 💀😭😭

lmao just came up with a ridiculous scenario

idk some random wannabe gang is stirring up some trouble in yokohama

And how do u resolve this problem as fast as u can?

By sending one of ur best men there who legit just slices them all in mere secs 😋

but wait whats that?

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

You just stare wide eyed at your boyfriend as he stands there infront of the mall, choking the living shit out of what seems to be some weird thug

"Ryu, what are you doing here?"

He just clicks his tounge out of annoyance and casually tosses the man to the side as he makes his way towards you

Stopping infront of you, you only see his furrowed eyebrows and the annoyed look on his face

But if you look closely, you'll see a glimpse of worry in them💕

"I could ask you the same thing. Didn't I telll you to stay at home? And specifically to not enter this area?"

You can only sheepishly laugh at his words and the huff at your answer wasnt that helpful

"Well, the mall here had your favorite tea on sale and I really wanted to surprise you with it!"

He just puts a hand on his face as you peek over his shoulder, only seeing whips and bits of rashomon dealing with the thugs while you boyfriend seems somehow unbothered by their presence, hell he was legit not even aknowledging them at this point 💀

"Let me just finish this real quick and then I'll take you home."

"But I still have t-"

A glare from him immediately zipped your mouth shut, deeming it unnecessary to argue with him any further since he could be very very stubborn

"Just stay behind me and wait."

If you had to be honest, watching your bf just casually beat the shit out of 20 or more men without even breaking a sweat made you feel really hot

He might be stoic, blunt or whatever everyone would call him but at the end of the day, he'd make sure you're well protected and cared for, even if it would take some nudges from you to guide him

He was a fast learner after all in every aspect of your relationship

And it wasn't until he poked your forehead that you snapped out of your trance, your face beet red and only for him to raise an eyebrow at you

"Don't tell me you got sick from just being outside for a bit? I really don't know how someone frail like you had managed to live for so long."

Harsh words yet the gentle press of his hand against your forehead was telling a different story

"Hm, you aren't heating up that much. But I'll still be taking you home."

"Can you stay with me then? Because honestly, watching that fight somehow made me really horny."

🤨 > 😳

"Are you kidding me? How does watching me beat the shit out of some random wannabe thugs make you horny?"

You can only groan at his answer but couldn't keep the smirk on your lips from growing as you noticed the red hue on his cheeks

"It's just hot to see how easy it was for you to just casually fend of all of them. Not to mention, that it's always nice to have a reminder what a strong and reliable lover I have. I'm just really lucky, I guess"

Ah, you smart vixen.

Always using his praise kink for your advantage and oh boy, he knows

But he just can't help his rising pulse at what your words just do to him

"W-Why-? Y-You-???"

Suddenly he grabbing your hand, he turns his body away from you, only his back in your sight as he continues to walk

"Ryu, are we walking ba-"

"Told you I'm taking you home. Someone has to make sure nothing happens to you since you probably wouldn't even know how to defend yourself."

"Aah, I see. Well I'll be sure to thank you properly when we're at home." 😋🤩

A hitched breath and his grip tightening around your hand really made it difficult not to laugh at him

Well, atleast it was nice knowing that you weren't the only one eager to get home asap 💀💀

At the end, you thanked him as promised and he made sure to make you feel safe as always

"Oh, thank you for the tea... I guess.." he'd mumble in your ear as he pressed your back against his chest, his arms tucked comfortably around you. 🤭

Nikolai Gogol

erm 😨 how about no?

Do u not value life?

Jk but his goofy ass would NEVER let u rest if u even show him a tiny bit on how horny you are 💀💀💀💀

bro's like "ew human desires, they only bind u" lowkey (not as hard as fyodor but yk what i mean)

but hes sadly down bad for his future or maybe already wifey so 😉 how could he 😉 say no 😉

like idk lets say for whatever reason u r also part of their rat gang 💀 and its honestly a big headache to endure his weird and annoying antics every day

But thats what made u fall in love bc u have bad taste 😋😋😋 same tho

is prob gonna tease u about that too like "Oh, Y/N~ So many men out there and yet you still chose me?? Either you're just very desperate or you just don't care at all! But don't worry, I'm more than happy to be the one who's on your mind all day 🤩🤩🤩" he says as he's casually bombing a whole building and kills hundreds of people 🤩

Thats for sure gonna be blowing ur mind for weeks 💀 IM SORRY

throw him into a trash can or smth 💀 jkjk maybe im not 💀💀

anyway back to the scenario 💀

lets say hes as always acting like the 🤡 he is and disrupting everyone's life by being plain annoying

Ok so fyodor threatened to kill him for the 100th time? Check.

Sigma's crying in his office bc he just escaped random pairs of scissors flying at him for the whole day? Check. someone has to cut that atrocious hair away, okur💀💀💀

Getting hit by gf after randomingly stealing kisses from her?

Che-

"But why won't you let me kiss you, Y/N????"

Dodging his attempts for what would seem the 30th time for the day, you hastily continued to make your way to Sigma, a box of self made cookies in your hand.

"You've been harassing everyone for the entire day as always! And don't get me started on what you tried to do to Sigma!"

You could only hear a whine as fast footsteps tried to outrun yours, you wanting nothing but wanting to somehow lift Sigma's spirits up since no one else would make their time to comfort him after the inhuman pranks your boyfriend couldn't refrain from doing

"But he's just so funny, you know! How could anyone resist not teasing him all day?!"

"Teasing doesn't mean endangering his life! Only because YOU don't like his hair!"

"Hmm, but won't you atleast give me one kiss before you go?"

"nope, never. Bye!"

Aah, you really shouldn't have challenged him 😨

"Well, then I guess you won't be needing that then!"

"Huh?"

A

"NIKOLAI GOGOL?! GIVE ME THE FUCKING BOX BACK!!" only hearing maniacal cackling quickly distancing itself from you, as he ran away with the box in his hand

Ah, he really was blessed with the perfect ability for him

Too stubborn and annoyed to realise his intentions, you quickly followed him, the urge of wanting to punch him pulling you towards him like a magnet

"A chase is what he wants? Okay, he'll get it." 😋😋

Knowing immediately that he made it too easy for the both of you as he nonchalantly laid on your shared bed, crumbs on his cheeks as he enjoyed your cookies, his mask casually laying next to him.

"You are more than an annoying child, you know that?"

"Yep but I don't care! Also how dare you only make cookies for your friend when you've got such a loving partner like me!"

A groan slipped out of you as you walkes over to him, earning yourself a "HEY?!" as you snatched the box away from him

"If you wanted some, you could have just asked like a normal person. I wouldn't have minded sharing some and Sigma probably not."

"Ugh, like a normal person? You know that's just boring~ buuuut if you really want me to then-"

You felt a pull at your wrist, making your chest hitting his as you landed on top of him, affectively stradling him

Both of your hands at the side of his head as you tried to lift yourself up, yet the arm around your waist stopping you, your faces only mere inches away from each other

A smirk splayed on his face as he wiped the crumbs away from his lips with his gloved thumb

Pressing it softly against your lips, the movement ingrained in your body as you opened them without any protest

a low chuckle at your cute actions as you licked the crumbs of his thumb before releasing it with a soft 'pop'

"Is that normal enough for you, my dove?"

Not letting the heat on your face and body stop you from throwing remarks at him, you merely stated "That wasn't asking, just plain seduction at this point."

Letting his eyes trail over your body and the hands next to him, tightly clutching the sheets only spurred him further on.

"Well, I've got your attention now, right?"

"You're lucky that I love you."

"Isn't it good to know we're both obesessed, dearie?"

A whine left his lips as you tucked at his hair at that statement, grazing your teeth across his neck before harshly biting on it.

"Well, then end what you've started then."

"Gladly."

Getting hit by Y/N after randomingly stealing kisses from them? Hair pulled, make out sessions and more after annoying them? Double Check.

Fyodor Dostojevski

💀 im dead, you're dead, we're all DEAD

ok jk he wouldnt kill u bc even if he wont admit it immediately, he loves u 😋

but why would u feed his annoying god complex like that 😨😨

but guess what 😋 youve always had bad taste so why not be together with a terrorist 🤩

Ur only dates would be either sitting in his stinky room full of computers as hes been sitting there for days and you're chilling on his lap

or yall actually go outside to ruin someone's life 💅

and honestly, what better way to confirm that humans r horrible af when he sees you get turned on by his horrid acts 💀💀💀

"I just took a life infront of your very eyes and all you say is how hot that is? Well, aren't you ruined to the point of return? But that's what makes you so interesting, I guess."

UGHH IDK HOW YALL CAN LOVE HIM 💀💀💀

i think it would be rly difficult to actually turn him on as well at first

Or catch him off guard tbh bc all you'd get is a condescending smirk of him just teasing you

He'll prob also just call u out about how horny you are but its ok bc he loves having that effect on you 🤩

"Is it seeing someone's eyes lose their light? Killing the gifted because the world would be purer without them? Tying them up and choking the life out of them? Or is it because I am the one doing these acts? Planning it all out, only for you to witness it? How about I'd do it to you, hmm?"I FEEL ITCHY AFTER WRITING THAT 💀

tbh it depends how "horny" u r tbh bc he'd prob make you beg for it first by just telling u off n stuff until you cant take ir anymore

Like if you want him then SHOW him how much you want him 🤩

he prob has not that much of a stamina but he'd make up for it with technique what am i writing rn😭😭😭😭

anyway you'd def be satisfied but he'd prob make you work for it first before tending to ur "needs"

im crying i hate this

😭

A/N: DAMN already hit 400 followers?? thinking of maybe doing smth for that, idk what tho. Got too many ideas 💀 and lmao sorry for the radio silence 💀 writers block and life, we love it.

#bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #chuuya x reader #bsd akutagawa #akutagawa x reader #nikolai x reader #bsd nikolai #bsd fyodor #fyodor x reader #bsd chuuya

[hologramcowboy]

it really isn't that hard to be loved, you just need to be nice and generous, to look at people in the eyes and be respectful and kind. (even to the ones you hate)

As long as you do that, people is going to like you good enough.

just because Jensen is capable of doing that, doesn't mean he's lying or manipulating anyone, he's just nice, is not that hard! he's also not the first or last celebrity who rather not talk about politics or his personal life, or other delicate matters, just because he doesn't state his preferences directly or post his life on sm doesn't mean he's hiding anything, in fact i think is very easy to see what he stands for if you just look closely.

it really isn't that complicated!

Regardless of our individual opinions there's one thing we all understand and want, and that is: to be treated with kindness and respect. you want to be liked? don't be an asshole, is that easy.

all the love you give into the universe will always come back to you in one form or another.

Ah, anon, I think you completely missed the point of my post. 😔

Just because I dislike certain aspects of Jensen doesn't mean I am an "@ss hole". How do you even know what I am like in real life or what my actual emotions are? Just because you interpret my written posts a certain way doesn't mean you nailed the intention behind them.

My post had nothing to do with Jensen and everything to do with me getting objectified or put on a pedestal for my looks rather than being genuinely loved for who I am. Believe it or not, that is an incredibly painful thing that makes you lose hope.

Love to me is not "being liked". That is approval and, if you are chasing that, then you aren't living your authentic self.

Jensen actually posts about his personal life a lot and he also talks about it constantly so not sure why you are stating otherwise or why Jensen is even being mentioned at all? I guess he too gets objectified and people "love" him in all sorts of twisted ways. Over praising him isn't love, no human can grow without support AND challenge. Like it or not, some fan based 'adoration' is often dehumanizing and toxic. Do not confuse high praise for all love just as criticism is not all hate. When you have a lot of qualities and are also attractive a lot of people will shower you with praise aiming to use you and then they will turn around and trashtalk your behind your back or, even worse, love you in an obsessive, dehumanizing way. None of that is anything close to love. It's very hard to connect with people when they are too busy worshipping an image of you.

"all the love you give into the universe will always come back to you in one form or another" I love this, clichè as it may sound, because it is true, your vibrational output puts you on a certain frequency and that frequency resonates with that which is of a similar vibration. 🧡

#What's Jensen got to do with it? #lol anon is lowkey telling me I am an ahole and used a very emotional post of mine as a pretext #love my anons

[swiftfootedachilles]

hiiii achilles!!!!!!! how are you today? i miss your gallavich hot takes so do you have something in mind? have a good day 🌷

well apparently my big gallavich hot take is them having a jewish wedding 😭

okay. hmmm, actual unpopular hot takes? i gotchu

i want more intersex headcanons (that are well-researched and not fetishizing intersex people!). i want more t4t mlm gallavich. and i DEFINITELY want more t4t trans!mickey nonbinary!ian gallavich. because amab people are just as transgender as anyone else even if they dont take hormones or drastically change their appearance or change their name. nonbinary people arent women lite and men lite, theyre nonbinary. and i think nonbinary!ian is so slay

ian does not enjoy bottoming. even when he consented to doing it with trevor, he didnt actually like it. he simply tolerated it

when staying with the gallaghers, ian and mickey are very brazen about their sex life and dont try to stay quiet or even close their door sometimes, BUT they wont fuck in common areas like the kitchen and living room unless it was on the couch and they were 1000% sure there was NO chance of any of the kids walking in on them. they wouldnt traumatize liam or franny like that (stfu s5 doesnt count bc they knew liam was too young to have memories yet 😭 (speaking of, why does nobody ever talk about the fact that liam was 2 years old for like 3 whole years 😭😭))

their "security" business as it is in the finale isnt very sustainable. it literally started as money laundering, and ian didnt know. i think he eventually finds out by accident thru kev or vee what mickeys original "security business" plan was, and he gets super pissed. but i think they could very easily turn it into a legal business. we see them starting to do that, by working with real dispensaries instead of the shady illegal one kev and vee have in the bar. nevertheless, id like to read more future fics where they grow or adapt the business, and even move on to a new business altogether! theyre not exactly the career-having type. i think change over time actually helps stabilize them

THEY NEED TO PAINT THAT FUCKING AMBULANCE. ITS STOLEN. WHY DONT THEY EVER PAINT IT ALL BLACK OR SOMETHING?? WHERE DID THEY GET THE NEW PLATES. DID THEY EVEN CHANGE THE PLATES?? the s4 writers would never let a scam have so many plot holes 😔 they wouldve SHOWED us mickey and his brothers getting new plates for the truck

ian gets a tattoo for mickey. youre telling me that after the surprise anniversary party, you think ian WOULDNT get mickey somehow immortalized on his body? WRONG. he definitely does. i dont think its his name over his heart. maybe something small on his wrist? or M on his ring finger💜 thats a fav headcanon of mine

they dont start a family until close to 40. the longer theyre married, the more they realize they have to catch up on. learning to live together long-term, paying off debts and bills, moving, vacations, reconnecting with old friends and family, being there for liam where theu couldnt for their other siblings when they were liam's age, watching their nieces and nephews often to gain more caretaking and parenting skills, medical issues, family emergencies. theres just a lot that takes up their time, and they become very comfortable being two before they ever try to become three

they nonseriously say shit like "i want a divorce" but they NEVER mean it. even when one says it as a joke or like in s11e3, the other will ask "did you really mean that? do you really want a divorce? do you think we'll ever get one?" and they end up having a rare super serious heart-to-heart about it. about what they think the future might hold - or at least, what they want it to hold. the longer they are with each other the more stable their relationship becomes. bickering is less common, big fights are less explosive and violent, and they learn to become comfortable with silence

#asks #anonymous #🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 #gallavich #gallavich headcanons #shameless #happy Sunday and happy st paddys day!!!!!

[h33seungs-babe]

Can you do a dom chaeyoung x fem reader?

Sure!!! It might not be that good😔 I couldn't focus 😿

I'm really sorry to all my followers. I apologize for not being active as much lately. I've been a bit busy with things going on in life, having to go places, and blah blah. But I'll try to be more active and create more ... content?? Idk what u would call it but yea.

MINORS DNI

You were sitting on Chaeyoung's bed waiting for her to come back from taking a shower. You sat silently looking around the room. You hear the door knob of the bathroom twist so you look over. A small smile appeared on your face as Chaeyoung emerged from behind the door. She was dressed in a robe that showed a bit of her cleavage, along with her hair that was still very wet.

You couldn't help but stare at her. She looked so good in that robe, a little to good to be true. You licked your lips watching her walk over to you.

"Hey babe" Chaeyoung says while staring down at your figure. You smile and wrap your arms around her waist, pulling her closer towards yourself. "Hey chae" you say while sniffing in her scent that always made you feel dizzy, but in a good way. She starts slowly running her hands up and down your back. You move your hands down lower until they reach her ass. You grope her ass softly.

Chaeyoung stares down at you with a knowing look. "My baby is needy?" She asks in a teasing tone as her hands move to your shoulders and push down the thin straps of your crop top. You slowly move your head to look at her with desperate eyes. She smirks while moving your crop top lower so your breasts flop out. She swiftly moves her fingers all over your nipples. "So I was right. You are needy." She pushes you to lay you down on the bed. You whine and pull at her robe. "Want you to take it off." You say while tugging at her robe. "Anything my baby wants." She undoes her robe and pulls it off.

Your mouth practically starts drooling at how gorgeous she looks. And she smiles at that. Chaeyoung then grabs your crop top and pulls it over your head. Letting your upper body completely free. Chaeyoung quickly moves her hands down to your shorts and pulls them off, leaving your panties on.

"What do you want me to do?" She asks while playing with your boobs. "Anything, just please let me cum" you say while trying your best not to let out to many noises.

Chaeyoung nods her head while moving her fingers up and down your clit , making you let a small squeaks. She pulls your panties off. "My baby is already so wet for me." She says while teasingly rubbing near your hole. You whine at start squirming a little wanting her to push a finger in. She smirks and pushes a finger in and starts moving it in and out of your tight hole.

Small moans are now heard along with a wet sloppy noise coming from all your wetness. She adds another finger in and moves both fingers faster. "Does it feel good?"Chaeyoung asks completely knowing the answer. You frantically nod your head, letting out strings of yes.

After a bit she places her thumb on your clit and moves it up and down. You moan and arch your back. She adds the third finger in your cunt and watches as your body squirms. " 'm c-close" you whimper out. Chaeyoung nods her head in understandment. "You can let go" she says. After she said that you come undone all over her fingers. She slowly pulls her fingers out and kisses the top of your head. "Lets get you cleaned up" she says while getting up of the bed.

#twice smut #chaeyoung smut #fanfic #twice fanfic #twice scenarios #kpop fanfic #twice imagines #chaeyoung imagines #son chaeyoung

[elliesuh]

Leverage;; Johnny Suh, Jung Jaehyun

Gang Leader John Suh, Co-Leader Jung Jaehyun

Warnings: mention of physical violence and implied sexy times

Note: all activity is consensual, y/n is safe<3

You don't know how you ended up in this situation, well, you do, however, sat small on the large couch in your his home, with his once honey eyes burning holes into your head, occasionally drifting down to your smudged makeup from endless crying, begging, more like, doesn't make you feel any more enlightened.

"I don't enjoy watching you cry over other men, darling." any other time you would cave, fall to him like he's a God when he calls you sweet names, but this time you're scared.

Scared to move to suffer the consequences of your previous actions.

"Darling?" He calls again, his voice 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 with venom, leaning forward from his seated position in front of you, hooking a tattooed hand under your jaw, his rings digging into your soft flesh, forcing you to look at him, "Look at me." it wasn't a request, it was an order.

"Come on, baby, look at daddy, be a good girl."

The hidden praise from the older man makes you push yourself to look up at him, your insides melting away as you make eye contact.

You did something you shouldn't of, or shouldn't of let someone do. "Y/N, I know what you did, its useless crying anymore sweetheart." he speaks like he's changed personality since ten minutes ago.

`psychopath` You think to yourself as he grimaces at your lack of response, Jaehyun knows his limits, as do you, but three drinks down paired with a low tolerance, he was everywhere on you at once, bruises and bitemarks included.

"J-Johnny plea-" You were cut off by a harsh slap, echoing in the open living room, tears pouring down your stained and ruined cheeks, makeup long gone, his strong, tall frame standing to tower over you with a glare.

You should never of left his side, the man who protects you from everything bad, from people who want to hurt you, you must admit, Jaehyun has never irked Johnny, he's one of his best men in nct, but tonight was different, tonight you became a "big girl". Left daddy's side at the bar to explore, bumping into his best friend, letting every wrong desire overcome you, the rules you've been taught draining from you the second you feel Jaehyuns hand on your waist, pulling you closer as John proposes some business plan to a very intoxicated and uninterested Taeyong.

As the night went on, Johnny was getting a hint at what pathetic effort you've done to make him just purely jealous, making you curious as to what he'll do to you to show you that you're his. And his only.

Making John Suh jealous isn't hard, he caves over you the second you even blink at one of his close friends, playing innocent just adds to the fun, getting the leverage over his games.

You've got him exactly where you wanted him.

This is my first ever drabble ig? I've never written fanfic before, be gentle pls😭 i'll only post here (@elliesuh), my work will not be seen anywhere else, I look forward to writing more on here!! 💓 This idea came to me at like 2am, so don't come for me if there's typos or it makes zero sense, woop woop! I'm a sucker for Johnjae😔

I'll tag my two of my current fave writers that make nct fanfics, because me reading their works at midnight inspired me to do something of my own, tysm 😭 @smileysuh @neopuppy 💓

#johnny suh #john suh #nct x reader #jung jaehyun smut #jung jaehyun #johnny suh x reader #Gang leader #gang au #jeong jaehyun #john jun suh #Neocity #kpop x reader #Y/n needs some church water #nct 127 #nct u scenarios #nct drabbles #nct #drabble

[dotster001]

Congrats on 500! I'd love a matchup if they're still open. Obey me, romantic please!

I'm not quite sure how to do this as ive never requested something like this before but I shall try.

I am 5'3, very pale with lots of freckles. Thick, curly, auburn hair, not quite orange enough to be qualified as a ginger but enough that I have to be wary on international hit a ginger day 😔 My hairs just past shoulder length and pretty messy so I usually tie it back, except for my bangs which are somehow even more messy, I tend to just brush them aside.

I'm a Sagittarius, INFP. I have a cat despite being severely allergic to them. My cat is my favourite thing in the wkrld. Literally my best friend, I don't care if that makes me a loser. She's great. And fluffy. And adorable.

I'm pretty sarcastic, sometimes I get carried away, to the point that I'm mean. I've been trying to do better though. I have pretty bad anger issues, I used to punch holes in walls when I was 3-14. Haven't done it in a while but I still feel anger most of the time. It's just that instead of reacting with violence I react with a cold sort of malice. I still have those out bursts of burning rage where I shout and throw things, but my last one was like a year ago so I'm pretty happy with how far I've come!

I've got ADHD. Common hyper-fixations include animals of all kinds. Crime, torture methods, serial murder etc... I've unfortunately become pretty desensitized to the kind of stuff I learn.

Ive always been creative. I love to read and write. I currently own over 500 books and I've read most of them. Recently I've been trying to get into gaming. I've only ever played games on the Wii and DS before. I love Kirby, the only two games I've ever finished are Kirby ones. I've even watched the anime.

I write mostly fantasy stuff, with magic and dragons. Love dragons. When I was younger I taught myself draconic just because I could. I do tend to write things a bit darker, I love a tortured protagonist. My current WIP shows an assassin joining a normal guild to maintain their cover (as they didn't kill a guild member who saw them and need to keep an eye on them to make sure they don't snitch). Then with time the assassin finds themselves getting attached to the guild and it's members, especially the younger ones. But oh no, their identity gets out and everyone turns against them! The whole things very convoluted honestly. Lots of blood and violence. I find it cathartic.

I also like to draw and paint though I'm not great at either. I tend to like to collecting things. I'm currently collecting the vintage Fear Street books- I started reading them like years ago now but since the movies come out they're so much harder to come by. I've only 40 or so to go though! I was probably too young to read them, won't go into details but there were deaths and scenes of violence in those books that I had no business reading when I was six.

I also collect Pokemon cards, though I'm not buying them as often. I wanted to get all the Eeveelotions, but then they came out with Sylveon and I quit because honestly how dare they? I was only two away and they made a new one. And it wasn't even a dragon type :( My big claim to fame is that I have a number of first edition cards, which is super fun!

I love music so much. I listen to pretty much every genre. My biggest are metal, indie and punk rock. But I also really like musicals. Right now my top songs are probably Ride the Lightning, Fleur de Lis, Ophelia, I Can't Decide, Don't Go Breaking My Heart, the other side of Hollywood and Mr Loverman. I play the baritone/euphobium- think a small tuba. I also play the guitar and harmonica (self taught!). I'm looking into getting an otamatone. My dream instrument, though, is the bagpipes.

My favourite movie of all time is How To Train Your Dragon. SAW III is a close second. Idk why I like SAW III so much, it makes me so angry I literally shake just thinking of it. But I also find it hilarious for the same reason it infuriates me. The main character is horrible. I make a point of watching it with every friend i make. All the homies hate Jeff.

My favourite season is winter because I love wearing toques and sweaters, curling up in fuzzy blankets, snuggling with my cat. I love the snow and the way it sounds beneath boots. I tend to dress mainly in black and red. Ripped jeans, steel toed boogs. I've got a ring in the shape of a snake and another with a bunch of eyes carved in it. I have a padlock necklace with an accompanying skeleton key necklace because I like things to fit together, y'know? I have a fairly eclectic earring collection. My favourite pair is a silver set made to look like meat cleavers.

So sorry for rambling, I have no idea what to say and ended up saying way too much but whatever. Thanks a bunch and congrats again! Go drink some water if you haven't in a while!

❄️☃️ anon

(Yo I feel your pain on the red head thing 😂 I'm strawberry blonde, and some people will fight to the death to say I'm a redhead. Stay safe out there 😂 Also, my cat's my best friend, so we can be losers together)

I match you with Lucifer.

To be totally honest, I could see you with every brother, and Barbs. But in the end, I feel like Lucifer just shone through. Especially when it comes to sarcasm. He can slice and dice someone in three words, so he'll give you a run for your money.

He loves how many instruments you know how to play, and may or may not be looking into finding the best bagpipes teacher to ever exist, so that you can both learn how to play together. Will make the other brothers play instruments as well so that you can all put on a concert for Diavolo.

He has all the ins and outs of everything, so he can help you build your collections. He makes it look like an illegal drug deal sometimes, and he's willing to pay waaaaay too much money for you to feel safe about your financial future, but he gets everything for you. Don't give up on your Eeveelution collection yet. He's got a lead.

He'll watch SAW III with you. He doesn't really understand why you continue to watch it if you hate Jeff so much, but it makes him feel soft inside to watch something you enjoy so much with you.

He birthed Satan from his wrath. He understands anger. If you get overly angry, he understands and will help you figure things out, calm down, or slice a bitch. He's flexible.

You'd gotten dressed to go out for the day, in your black ripped jeans and boots, a red blouse Lucifer had gotten for you, and that new pair of dragon earrings he'd also gotten for you. After finishing getting dressed, you headed to his office.

You knew he was the avatar of pride, but sometimes it was easy to forget until you saw him practically preening like this. He stood up from his desk, and took your hand, just staring at you for a moment.

"What is it, Luci? Is my beauty leaving you speechless?" You said with a playful eye roll.

He gave a booming laugh, before he drew you closer, and whispered, "Have you ever noticed how you tend to prefer my colors?"

"Huh, I guess I didn't," you said. "Anyway, where are we going today?"

He smiled, and again, his pride was staggering.

"We are going to practice your draconic, my love," he said, collecting a couple things and starting to leave the room.

"Wait, so that means..."

"Yes," he smiled. "I'm going to introduce you to my pet dragon."

#matchups #500 followers #obey me #lucifer x reader

[khaleesiofalicante]

This chapter>>>>>>>>>>

I was kinda holding tears back for the first bit so hard😭😭😭

The communication, the healthy way they worked around this, the support, the love, the-

I'm sorry I'm just so fucking soft for healthy communication in relationships kdhdkdk💙

Also we finally got to know David's AO3 account!!! Hell yeah!!!

"I love you. I love you. I love you." Ok, just step on me already

And the talking about David using writing as a coping mechanism!! I read THIS!!

How much should you love someone to write about them like this?

AND THIS!!

He couldn’t help but wonder what it would be like to be loved like that. Imagine someone loving you so much that they write a book about you.

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He wanted the world to see him through David’s eyes.

He wanted to be the hero of David’s story.

And you expect me to keep going with my life as if I haven't been broken in a million pieces?!?!?

Oh Max, be careful what you wish for...

Look, a lot of things have hurt in this story, but seeing AJ being so close to Jaden and the mf posting things like "Proud of my boy." And him being AJ's father....That's a special kind of hell😭

Who was the boy tho?👀

GOD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT SCENE FOR SO LONG AND YOU DELIVERED AS ALWAYS!!

But, Max sweety, please stop you are digging this hole further 😔

All you needed to do was push the right button.

And Max…Max knew how to push the button.

Kinda reminded me of "He will find a wound and poke it, just to see how long it will bleed. He did it with Jackson. He did it with his parents. He did it with Rafael. He kept poking."

Yeah I can remember this quote from months ago but I can't remember what I need for my exam tomorrow:))

Also wasn't David's reaction a little... off?? And I'm scared for Arthur 😭 we all know Lance was mentally smiling so...

Ok, I really need to get tf out of here bc I have to get up in five hours and take an exam I know nothing about. See you!!!

Oh and fun fact about this: I was so focused on reading the fight between Jaden and Max I closed my bedroom door behind me and didn't realize it was locked:) my dad got angry at me (bc it's kinda the second time it has happened) but hey!! I know how to open a locked door now!! And how to build the knob back up!! That counts for something!!

tell your dad you were too busy reading a testosterone fight between Max and Max 2.0.

And apologies for the angst.

Hope your exams are going well baby 🥺

#IALS

[narrie]

Damn I can’t believe nouis kind of died as well louis saying they hadn’t spoken in like a year before Glastonbury is crazy //

This just proves that all 1D boys when they were holed up in pandemic in their homes and not out in industry they had no reason to be in touch cause they are not friends like that😔 like they all are more of ex co-workers and business partners atp. Except narry.

idk like they'll always have a special connection even when they're not close anymore and talking every day, i don't think it's cold like "ex co-workers and business partners". they've lived such a special part of their lives on top of each other and no one else is sharing that same experience, distance makes the heart grow fonder etc etc

#ask

[total-lost-boys-simp]

SCREAM QUEEN Book 1: Conventional Final Girl

Stu Macher x reader x Billy Loomis

Okay so basically let’s just cut to the chase, the main character “(y/n)” is Sidney Prescott’s little step sister, yeah? Well what happens when she takes Sid’s place as the final girl? A whole lot.

Disclaimer: this follows the movie very closely with little change other than the reader insert portions, so like I’m not trying to be like “Oh yeah this is all me” bc it’s not (RIP Wes Craven 😔🙏��🕊⚰️)

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Chapter 6

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Next Chapter / Next Chapter

I had pulled up one of the large lounging chairs to the front porch where I now sat with Tatum and Sindey. The girls were sitting on the railing talking to each other while I was reading a book. A book more specifically about a girl who is madly in love with a serial killer so much so that she ignores the possible signs and because of it he kills her claiming it will make their love immortal. Yeah not a very happy ending, just like most of life.

Sid told us about what she said to Gale this morning. How Sidney resolved my little...accident and about how she wasn't sure that Weary was actually her mother's killer.

"What if Cotton Weary is telling the truth? Maybe he was having an affair with your mom?" Tatum asked as she twirled her hair in her fingers. "I mean your dad's always out of town on business, maybe...you're mom was just a very unhappy woman." Tatum finished with the start of her eyebrows pointed up.

"If-if they were having an affair then how come Cotton couldn't prove it in court?" Sid said, as if she just created the world's first unsolvable puzzle

"Well. You can't prove a rumor, that's why... it's a rumor," Tatum responded as she swished her head side to side.

"Right, created by that little tabloid twit, Gale Weathers," Sid said, seeming to choke on the name.

"It goes further back Sid...there's been talk about other men," Tatum fidgeted with her hands.

"Hey, I'm going to leave you two alone out here. It sounds like I'm intruding so I'll be inside. Just shout if you need anything!" I said, hugging my sister and giving Tatum a light peck on the cheek. When I got to the door I looked around a little bit, it felt like someone was staring holes into my head. Once inside I go upstairs to put my book back on the shelf. When I open my door I'm startled by the two tall figures known as Billy and Stu. "What the fuck are you guys doing here?!" I said as I slammed the door shut. "Chill out babe, we just wanted to stop by su casa to see how our fin-" Billy discreetly nudged Stu, "favorite girl was!" Rolling my eyes at the two idiots in front of me I asked, "Why didn't you just use the front door?" Stu walked up to me and snaked his arms around me while Billy laid half way on my bed. "We wanted it to be a surprise," he whispered, hot breath fanning my ear. "Yeah because I'm sure Sid and Tatum will be so pleased by this surprise," I said, unlatching Stu's hands from my waist. Billy sat up, pulling me to him by my hips, "Why wouldn't they? We've been in your room plenty of times." I removed his hands from my body, putting them on his lap I walked over to my desk chair. "Yeah when Sid and Tatum actually knew about it!" I shouted just above a whisper to the two boys. They completely ignored me as Billy went right back to laying on my bed and Stu turned on my stereo. My cassette copy of some Michael Dulin songs playing through the speakers. Stu grabbed me by the wrist hoisting me out of the chair as we swayed to the music. I forgot about every horrendous detail of the past few days. "If I'm being honest, when I'm with the two of you I feel like nothing bad can happen in the world," I say as I look up at Stu as we spin in circles. He has that same goofy grin on his face. All of a sudden just like earlier today he hoists me over his shoulder and marches over to my be flopping both of us down next to Billy. "Do you really feel that way, (y/n)?" Billy asks, looking over and my meek form. "Yeah of course, why wouldn't I?" I asked looking back at him as well. "You're the one that was like 'Oh but Tatum and Sid', remember?" Stu said, mocking my words. Propping myself up on my elbows I look down at the boy laying on my stomach, "Stu I just said I feel happy when I'm with you two, not I want you to rail the fuck out of me?!" I got a little defensive. "Jeez okay, chill out girl." He says as he wraps his arms around me. "It could be arranged," Billy said, still looking at me. "Hmm?" I said, turning to him. "The whole railing you thing," Billy said with a smirk. My face contorted into a shape I never knew possible, "Ew Billy fuck off, I already said no!" He was practically about to topple over laughing at how bright red my face was when we heard a knock. "Oh shit," I whispered. I rushed both Stu and Billy out the window as I shouted, "One moment!"

Coming to the door I adjusted my clothes and combed out my hair, "Hey what's up?" "Tatum and I were wondering if you were hungry?" Sid asked, peeking her head through the door like she was searching for something. "Hmm, need something?" I asked. "Huh, oh no, well did you have people up here?" She asked, eyes still darting around. "No, I was just listening to some music," I shrug trying to seem as collected as possible. "...Okay just let us know if you need anything, We're going to head out in a bit." Sid said as she closed the door. I went straight for my window sill seeing the boys standing by the truck looking up at my window. I waved down to them and they waved back before driving off.

As we drove down Main Street it wasn't very hard to notice that practically nobody was around.

Stepping out of the car Dewey said, "Sure is quiet."

"Yeah, look at this place, it's like the Town that Dreaded Sunset," Sid spoke in astonishment about our own town.

"Mhm, we've got the hooded killer and all," I said stepping to her side.

"Yeah, saw that movie, it's about a killer in Texas huh?" Dewey asked messing with whatever he's holding

"Hey girls just think, if they make a movie about you two, who's gonna play you..." Tatum asked with a chime in her voice.

"Ugh I shudder to think," Sid says as she places her hand to her forehead.

"I see you as a young Meg Ryan myself." Dewey said with a squinting smile, hiding from what's about to be none of the sun's glare.

"Oooh (y/n), you totally be played by _______," Tatum said as she spun me around.

"Hmm, lesser known but great in her field, ya know I actually like that," I said as I put my hand to my chin and wore a silly smile, "Who knows maybe Leonardo will play one of the boys?"

"With my luck they'd cast Tory Spelling," Sid said before walking off to the market.

"Ahh I'm just gonna' be a few minutes," Dewey calls out to us but we didn't really care to listen.

Once we rounded the grocery store corner Sid asked, "Is Billy going to be there?"

"He better not be, I told Stu to keep his mouth shut." Tatum said as she strutted down the concrete ground, "I think we can live without the endorphin rush for one night."

"I don't think it'd be so bad," I grumbled to myself.

I pushed the cart down the back aisle as Tatum and Sid threw bags of junk food and soda into the basket.

"Billy's right you know, whenever he touches me, I just can't relax," Sid said as she looked at the drinks.

"So you have a few intimacy issues as a result of your mother's untimely death, it's no big deal Sid," Tatum shrugs, "You'll thaw out."

"Yeah but he's been so patient with me, ya know with all the sex stuff? How many guys would put up with a girlfriend who's sexually anorexic?" Sid asks as she tosses some ice cream into the cart.

"Billy and his penis don't deserve you," Tatum said as we walked on... I really wish I didn't hear any of this.

As we pulled up to Stu's house, which I can never get over the size of, Dewey told us to have fun but "Not too much fun or I'll bust ya," yeah sure. We got out of the car, music from the house was louder than anything I've ever heard. A lot more people were there than Stu had promised...intimate gathering my ass.

"Caterer's here!" Tatum announced to the entire house as she waved around the food we bought.

Everyone whooped and hollered out in cheering response.

"Wow that's so mature," I said as we entered the kitchen where Stu and a couple other boys were drinking beer out of a funnel.

"Hey just trying to get the party switch started," Stu said as the kid to his right finished.

"My man," Stu congratulated the greasy looking rat as they did, what looked to me like, the handshake from Predator.

The girls and I put the food out on the island moving some bottles in the process. I accidentally ran into Stu spilling some of the beer. "Ah shit man," Stu exclaimed as he pulled on his shirt and stupid Hugh Hefner robe. "I'm so sorry about that, here," I said as I handed him a towel on the counter. "Nah that's covered in beer, Imma just throw on something else," Stu says as he walks out of the room. I throw my head back and place my hand over my eyes. "Hey (y/n), don't even worry about it, he has like a million of those ridiculous robes," Tatum says as she leaned over the counter. Crossing my arms I look over at her and say, "I know but I still feel bad, I don't want to ruin his mood." Tatum laughed a little and rolled her eyes. "It's not going to ruin his mood, (y/n). This is Stu we're talking about," Said Sid as she grabbed a bowl from the cabinet. "Yeah you're right, hey I'll be right back," I said as I left the kitchen.

When I come back to the kitchen I notice the girls are gone. As I'm wondering where they might be I hear a loud "(y/n), over here!" for Tatum. Turning around and peeking down the hall I noticed her, Sid, and Stu on the couch. There were a lot of people surrounding them and Randy standing in front of the tv console holding two vhs tapes. "I saved you a seat," Said Sid as she looked up at me, patting the empty space to her right. "Thanks sis," I responded as I flopped down next to her. "What ya got there?" I looked down at her lap. "Just some movies that Randy tossed at me," She said with a shrug.

"How many Evil Dead?!" Randy shouted to the group around us. A bunch of kids hollered as they raised their hands.

"How many Hellraiser?!" Randy shouted again, more kids repeated the actions from the last.

Stu incoherently said something but Tatum's response of, "Stop!" as she batted his finger away.

"The Fog, Terror Train, Prom Night..." I mumbled as Sid went through the movies.

"How come Jamie Lee Curtis is in all of these movies?" She asked, looking down at the pile with me.

Randy knelt down beside us, "Because she's the... Scream Queen." he said as he put his hands together in a prayer formation.

"Ah yes a Scram Queen, a woman who has filmed a repetition of horror movies keeping her in the frightening spotlight. A lot like a Screen Queen but scary," I stated to my step sister.

"With a set of lungs like that she should be," Stu said grinning from ear to ear as he as he played with Tatum's hands.

A small but stupid, "Yeah" was heard fro Randy.

"Tits, see?" Tatum said as she leaned against Stu.

The doorbell rang repeatedly causing Stu to jump out of his spot and say, "Oh I'll get it!" as he hopped over the back of the couch.

Or tried to at least.

He tripped and fell right onto the floor but popped up to ask Tatum to, "Grab another beer, would ya?"

"What am I? The beer wench?" Tatum asked as she flicked her wrist out.

"Apparently so my good friend, or should I say wench?" I said looking at Tatum earning me a roll of her eyes, click of her tongue and shove on the shoulder.

Tuning into Sid and Randy's conversation I can hear Randy say, "...Nominated," Sid nodded and said "Yeah," with a giggle.

Randy went on to say, "She was nominated..." Blah blah blah, it was too loud to understand.

Just as I was really getting comfy Stu came into the room and shouted, "You're not going to believe who's here! It's that chick from Top Story!"

"Gale Weathers!?" Randy asked.

Meanwhile Tatum, Sid, and I turned to Stu in disbelief. "Shit," Tatum said before she stood up.

I could hear Dewey's voice in the background... oh no

"Dewey," Tatum said as she gestured him over with her index finger, "Oh Dewey."

"What is she doing here?" Tate asked once her brother was finally in the room.

"She's with me," Dewey said, looking like a kid who just got free ice cream, "Just checking things out,"

I watched as Sid stood up, "Where are you going?" I asked...and was ignored.

"So you did, now leave," Tatum peered over at Gale, "and take your media stuff with you."

Kids were complimenting Gale left and right but all I could think of is how I wanted to punch her again...square in the nose.

I watched as Sid and Dewey talked, looking to my left I noticed that Tatum was gone. Must've gone to get those beers?

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

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@irenefondorn @ninjafrogofhnm Kept ya waiting huh 😔

It had been almost a year since Milou ran from the pirate life, even less time had passed since she snatched some geezers weird book.

The alcohol was starting to hit and every thought eventually led back to whether or not she had made the right choice

Her reflection in the drink reflected a trickster, a murderer, a thief. Lying low was the best she could do, hell, maybe faking her death might be a better call than... just running all the time. Maybe she could get a new name, start a business not that shed know how to start such that up.

Her mind began to wonder if the book held any value. Pawn it off and use the coin to go back home maybe.

Then the door opened and a human, barely an adult, stumbled in. She looked like she was in a hurry but also a bit lost.

"Maybe I could help?"

"Whats the worst that could happen?"

While these two thoughts flitted through the boozy haze, her hands coiled the copper wire around a finger, and with a shaky hand cast her first spell.

7 notes • Posted 2021-06-26 05:57:25 GMT

#4

2, 16, and 24 for Milou!

@lesserideafountain Ho… mukatta kuruno ka?

2. what’s their current hairstyle? has it changed? do they change it often?

milou has a messy bob cut thats close to shoulder length. she doesnt change her hair often but will sometimes tie it back when its too warm

16. would they draw patterns in frosted windows/fogged up mirrors? what would they draw?

yeah, honestly milou would probably draw a wee little crab, or a simple fish.

24. what kind of bookmarks, if any, do they like to use?

for bookmarks, she dog ears the page. if its not her book, she’ll find something like a small twig, a thin rock or a leaf maybe? something small enough to not damage the book but large enough to find between the pages!

7 notes • Posted 2021-04-10 18:29:15 GMT

#3

5 but replace a goddess with a powerful magic staff lady 🤣

@irenefondorn oh! from that post!

5. Your character rolled two nat 20s in a row to flirt with a goddess they weren’t really interested in, and the goddess gives them her number. Does your character call her?

yeah! milou would call up the weird and powerful magic staff lady for a questionably legal gardening session what does this mean for the au

7 notes • Posted 2021-05-01 05:31:53 GMT

#2

Self care is going to bed at 3:47 and not drying your hair and making 2 out of 5 pillows wet but you dont have the capacity to care because you have 13 hours to rest before your next shift.

Transmogrify me into a humble cheesecake.

8 notes • Posted 2021-03-13 08:54:04 GMT

#1

Being told that i said "i love you" so often that it devalues the phrase is my villain origin story.

11 notes • Posted 2021-05-26 08:51:03 GMT

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