#also his abs omg

[wonbinistic]

NETFLIX & CHILL

pairing: park wonbin x fem!reader

warnings: smut, oral (m receiving), cursing, needy wonbin, spit, cum eating, wonbin calling you mommy like 2x

[If you're wondering about the format it's because it was supposed to be just thoughts only but then I got carried away lol]

chilling with wonbin 90% of the time ends up with you choking on his cock.

the atmosphere is relaxing with heavy sexual tension in the air. it's past afternoon when you're both huddled on his bed binging your favorite shows on his laptop. you're leaning against him, arms around his torso while his is thrown over your shoulder holding you close to him. the only sounds in the room radiating from the laptop and the air conditioner.

wonbin isn't really paying attention to whatever is happening in the show, letting his thoughts wander.

he can't help but think of two days prior when you insisted on giving him head in the green room, taking full control. he never spoke that out loud but he finds it such a turn on whenever you take the lead.

you had stuffed his favorite pair of your lacy red panties in his mouth forcing him to be quiet in the admits of a photoshoot set for the new comeback. you've been quite vocal about how sexy you found his new hair colour but he didn't think you would go this wild for it, dropping to your knees to suck him off where you could be caught at any moment.

he turns to you for a swift look, observing your lip gloss tainted lips. he also can't help but take a glance at your exposed cleavage. you feel him being fidgety and throw him a questioning look which he shrugs off.

it would be hard to hide the boner from you with you being so close.

he doesn't wanna ruin the quietude but he's also horny and wants your mouth on him. wonbin is usually good at getting what he wants but he felt stuck in place at the moment not knowing how to approach you with his “little” problem.

fortunately you notice what's happening and start to trail your fingers under his shirt, grazing your nails above his beltline.

“feeling needy babyboy?”

the nickname leaves him straining harder against his pants and he only nods bashfully. you take the laptop from his lap placing it on the bedside table before dictating your attention fully to him. he's sat against the headboard running hot as you tap against the side of his hip. his cock jumps out when you pull his pants down to his thigh.

“what do you want baby? talk to me” you whisper against the crock of his neck, leaving feather kisses below the jawline.

“need your mouth, please.” he whimpers, eyes pleading you to take action as soon as possible.

your hands wraps around his pulsing cock, beginning to play with the slick on his reddened tip.

wonbin had a pretty cock with prominent veins reaching to the tip which shared the same shade as his lips. he kept the hair trimmed, sometimes going for a full shave.

he gnawed on the bottom of his lip watching your actions. his cock twitches in anticipation when you lean down puckering your lips to let a blob of spit fall on it. you pumped him a few times before finally taking him in your mouth. wonbin let out a needy moan fisting the sheets underneath him for support.

“oh- my god” his hips thrusted upwards choking you up for a second. you slap his thigh, giving him a warning glare.

spit collects at the corner of your mouth dribbling down to the valley of your chest. the filthy wet sounds are the only noise in the room paired with wonbins desperate whimpers.

his head falls back, eyes rolling to the back of his head when your pace quickens. you force yourself down to take him whole choking on the process.

you take him out of your mouth for a fresh breath of air before taking him right back in, running your wet muscle around the tip.

“so good to me, you're so good to me” wonbin continues to babble lost in trance.

with your other hand you decide to give his balls some attention kneading them in your hand. wonbins hips jerk forward with no intention but you slow down your actions, receiving a whiny complaint from him. your sloppy pace only irritates him further.

“s’close… please mommy.”

“need to come into your mouth” he gasps when he feels your teeth graze slightly along his girth. his body shudders at the sensation.

“be a good boy and don't hold back bin.”

“yes mommy.” he mumbles. he tilts his head, viewing you intently immersed in your action. he feels the air in his throat get stuck when your pace begins to fasten again. his jaw falls slack, the hand on your head gripping at the strands. the noises fall out of him naturally not being able to hold himself back anymore. his thighs jolt when he senses your nails digging into his skin. you bob your head faster, swallowing more cum with each stroke.

“i-im gonna cum - fuck i'm coming.” his head fall back and he lets out a high pitched moan echoing throughout the entire dorm.

you don't manage to catch all of his seed, letting the warm sticky substance run down his cock. you swipe a finger at it bringing it to his lips which he accepts instantly swirling his tongue around your finger, tasting his own release. he hums around your finger before you take it to replace it with your own lips.

wonbin moans again your mouth letting your tongue inside, your tongues gliding against one another.

“I love you.”he pants out of breath.

“I love you too bunny.”

#his blonde hair has me going feral these days 😫 #also his abs omg #i need to him so bad actually #riize smut #park wonbin smut #wonbin smut #park wonbin x reader #wonbin x reader #wonbin x you #riize wonbin #wonbin #park wonbin #wonbin hard hours #wonbin riize #kpop smut #kpop hard thoughts #kpop hard hours #wonbin hard thoughts #sub!wonbin #needy wonbin

[skitskatdacat63]

When I tagged that post about objectifying athletes by making them wear shorter shorts with "early 2000s renault", it was specifically because of these pictures

+ tennis because they belong here too

#you know what i realized? #2000s renault are what current ferrari wish they could be in terms of thirstposting #you cant OUTDO the DOER #but seriously asking politely #why did 2000s renault have so many slutty pictures of their drivers LMAO #was it just the causal effect of suddenly having absolute dreamboat fernando alonso on their team?? but seriously LOL #like those 2004 miami pics...what incited them to think 'we need to put our driver fernando in a slutty outfit w his abs out' #+ were the renault boys the og gym thirstposters ??? omg #also way sluttier than any modern gym mirror selfie like cmon short shorts...thighs fully spread towards the camera...bro... #specifically fisi in these pics is rly doing the most could those shorts be any shorter??? #also hehehe those tennis pics i am so in love with them like genuinely obsessed with them #btw i was gonna include these in a comp post of fisi and nando pics i like which i would *eventually* like to make #but after seeing that textpost i think they deserve to be on their own #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #giancarlo fisichella #renault #formula one #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #btw these are from: #2005 australian gp

[ajaxpilled]

dragon zhongli. that’s all.

hmm i have actually been thinking about this lately. like would he go into hibernation - idk much on dragon lore buuut i like the idea of him being all sleepy and cuddly with a very full tummy throughout the colder seasons. maybe even a little chubby as a Treat :3 if he storms off after an argument during this time i think childe would go to find him and be like. i’ll let you be the little spoon and rub your tummy if you come home to bed :) and suddenly the geo archon returns to his human form and sulks the whole way home with him

andddd the huge appetite,,, i think he would get hungry very fast - and very easily due to how much food he would need to satiate that emptiness. i like to imagine him with soft little tummy rumbles when he’s hungry, but realistically, his stomach is probably very loud and makes its situation known to everybody around him. poor childe has to cook for all of liyue when he’s making dinner for the two of them when they stay in, and make sure to rub his tummy so zhongli doesn’t become moody towards everything ;-;

the possessiveness also. so good !! i think the whole collecting treasures thing is very cute too i remember being so happy they wrote that into his character :3

#calm cool 6000 yr old mature zhxngli is fun but honestly #ive been loving eccentric petty possessive zhxngli so much too #also can we talk ab the Possibilities of mxting season omg……. i saw this on one of my fav gensh artists twt and it’s like okay galaxy brain #anyways #I know he’s based on the ancient chinese dragon persona more so than the mainstream dragon stuff but they also have a lot of that written #into his character so idk he seems to be both ?? #also #in general #dragon D……… #and the fangs and such #very good very good

[m-kyunie]

saw the Gojo figure yesterday & thought it needed a belly piercing

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #hes obviously sending it to Suguru. duh #also tweaked the colors to suit my taste n imply satosugu like normal #thot shit by megan blasting #Suguru is so high-class smtms i wonder what he sees in Gojo but then I remember he has a huge dick n wallet n I go k valid #i didnt add top sugery scars but this acc supports the trans gojo agenda so he has a huge strap #draw Satoru n still thinks abt Suguru the entire time. i drew this for HIM!! #hes so hard to draw it makes me dislike him LMAO #omg budget by megan is his song #sorry it just came on LMAO #anyws comments on this figure. Gojo's tend to be higher quality but I hate the 12 pack abs they force on him bc #u can be fit n not nasty looking lmao this isn't DBZ u kno #i did also unfortonately see it w his dick out n this is y I'm like okay Geto I get it. yeah I get it #bussy so crazy it makes u get back w ur ex husband #ok im done

[lemongogo]

ep 9 thoughts

#i stopped halfway thru HAJHAAJA #i think im coming 2 the conclusion that i can only rly appreciate stamp from an outside perspective #i.e when ppl post edits or whatever #even from like a Show Design standpoint i think the pacing is really bizarre #and im not even talking ab the story itself right. like moreso just character interactions and expressions #nothing really lingers or lasts and i feel like theres no big Oomph to scenes #when i saw the edit of knives fighting the guards it looked SOOO COOL #but when it happened in the show like.. the music wasnt rly fitting and theres a lack of environmental sfx outside of blood splats / metal #its soo hard to explain but somethinf is just MISSINGGG .. also when vash passed out for like .2 sexonds i laughed what was that #blink and u miss it kind of thing.. and vash losing his arm didnt feel suspenseful .. like i want to wnjoy the edits so much #*enjoy the reimagining #but you barely see luida (WAS THAT LUIDA FRR HWLP SHE LOOKS SO DIFFERENT) #you see hee for two seconds and suddenly this like monotone convo turns into omg vash angel arm WHAAT but u arent actually saying WHAAAT bc #u ddint have time to process anything and then its alr over . i just cant get into it im sry IM SRYY!! #and . i do generally just pref the structure of max and the intentional narrative choices w everything #the way knives cuts his arm off in anger in max vs like ‘to save himm❤️’ in stamp is much better @ characterizing him me thinks .. #overall i just think the manga had a better idea of what msg it wanted to convey whereas stamp is just a mixed grabbag of max references #trigun #trigun spoilers

[todayisafridaynight]

Nanba can heal Ichiban with all his boo boos because our tough guy gets hurt to much. Don’t you just want to give Ichiban the world.

it's ichiban's world we're just living in it

#snap chats #Absolutely Unrelated Tag Ramble Time but when this ask was sent i literally just finished watching A Ghost of a Chance #begging all yall to watch it when you get the time its SUCH a cute and silly movie omg i loved it so so SOO much #TL;DR you know ace attorney. yeah it has the energy of that: the defense lawyer summons a ghost to stand trial #and everyone is so unserious. hiroshi abe's in the movie..... and i like him now.... because ive seen him like three times at this point-- #nakai gets to pet a dog in the movie......... cutest shit i ever saw.... #ALSO ZEN KAJIHARA IS IN IT. i DO only know him from First Penguin but he was cute in that and he's also cute in this #deadass got like Two (2) scenes but still his dopey portrayals of characters always makes me smile so it was epic seein him #ok bye im finishing a commission

[i-bring-crack]

Hinagaki but Jinwoo isnt infected at all and doesn't think he is until all the sudden that one person appears, stays around him way too long to make him realize that the system has been telling him nonstop:

[Disinfecting curse from your body]

[Disinfecting curse from your body]

And Jinwoo spends a long time thinking what it might be. What kind of curse is this person doing to him for the system to still keep undoing it time and time again.

Then all of the sudden it clicks, and he begins to dread, that for the first time there might be a weakness he can't overcome. And the vines suddenly start to hurt more and more.

#sung jin woo #solo leveling #i let the ship be unbeknownst bitch #but #i have like so many of those headcanons for each ship brother! #first the normal jinhae— Hae In has always been able to keep herself toguether so its not until the double dungeon arc when her symptoms #are to the point she can feel the vines in her lungs. and like the moment she says to the architect she is jinwoos friend. #she coughs up a lot of white and black petals #the jinwoo x goto— jinwoo only gets to find out after Beru attacks goto. and if its no canon divergence then its jinwoo watching through his #shadow as goto gets decapitated that he sees the messages in his system stop. #omg the antares with jinwoo would be so much fun too because its actually ASHBORN that felt those things in the past and as memories of his #life resurface in jinwoos he slowly starts to fall for him too the way AB inteded. but jinwoo thunks it doesnt affect him until he sees #him again in the cracks between dimensions and Oh boi! #the system is talking again! #oh well the system actually wouldnt be there anymore #but like he can still feel his bod y trying to grow serious black rooted spines that never go anywhere. #and omg Antares dragon form also has like dark black vines growing on his wings as if entraping him but he chooses to ignore them despite #the horrible pain. #OH #Oh #Chulwoo absolutely doesnt fuk around. the moment jinchul felt his body cover with flowers he tried everything to keep it from sprouting #he tried twice the caffine #supposedly to make the vines rot or something. #he tried taking pills #surgery #everything #even looking for other people to love o #but it never worked until one day jinchul just decides to come clear and say the truth

[serethereal]

lion king ii simba’s pride supremacy is so real!!! literally going to go rewatch immediately thank you for the reminder of how much I love that movie 😭

YOU GET IT. like don’t shoot but also. the romance outsold like kiara x kovu over simba x nala anyyy day i was seated and invested…

#also wait simbas pride is such an excellent title for it like the movie WAS about his pride and his Pride OMG <- guy thinking too deep ab it #idk why i felt like this zac effron twink era pic was necessary to get the point across but. it was… just trust me… #asks

[samaspic31]

Never have i felt rage worse than when i learned carrie fisher was sent to a fat farm, on the demand of fox studio executivess who put it as condition to have her cast cause they insisted on someone thinner (hi casting practices are deeply evil in fatphobic transphobic and racist ways- and that has only mildly improved since the fucking 70s) prior to filming a new hope, to lose 10 pounds, which was far from an exceptional practice in the film industry at the time. And lucas told it in the film bonuses with no shame or apology, they even interviewed carrie about it as if that was some fun anecdote-fuck lucasfilm all the way off for that. And to this day dieting for roles in blockbusters still is the norm (remember that anecdote of her telling john boyega to go break his diet and eat an energy bar from her fridge on the set of the sequels 30 years later ? we progress so fucking slowly)

In general Hollywood obsession/morbid fascination with actors modifying their weight to unhealthy degrees for roles sucks and so does the way journalism and the audience feed the mythos and reward those movies with press and promo about it (still haunted by that star trek press tour where benebitch cabbagepatch was asked continously about dieting for a scene not even in the movie, meanwhile the female actress who had a gratuitous scene in underwear it was just a normal thing, hello gender inequality). anyways as soon as i hear an actor had to diet i lose interest in ever paying for the media. no movie or series is worth the human suffering and its prevalence is yet another symptom of the dishonesty of art under capitalism

#some performance art that’s only lowkey commodified are a different thing #but omg stop making actors go without water for 3days for goddamn shirtless scenes people with fat exist and deserve to be seen on camera #this isn’t even touching the discrimination actually fat actors face #and hollywood preferring fat suits or making a thin actor gain weight before they’ll even look at a fat person #christian bale i am not impressed with your abs go drink something. idc about comic accuracy those are camp homosexual drawings #not beauty standards #im still mad about how the internet behaved about shirtless wolverine and thor #and the les mis disaster where the dehydration damaged the singing #diet culture #cw diet culture #star wars #carrie fisher #also the whole sexualizing layer with the no underwear and then rotj bikini #she had to diet for that too mark hamill still remebers they were anxious about their weight on the set of the jabba palace scene. obviousl #carrie more cause. fucking bikini #i hate lucas for how much he compromised #and how much he preseneted sw as indie/anti big studio while bending for them at the cost of his actors' health #the film industry being unethical pt294357 #cast fat and middle sized bodied people challenge #original trilogy #cw fatphobia #cw fat shaming #anti fatphobia #cw anti fa

[grimbeak]

I see you’re experiencing some Kevin wtdb brainrot <33 I have nothing to offer you. Congrats or I’m sorry that happened ummm have you considered how he genuinely didn’t get what he was doing wrong in mudstone abyss and grew so disconnected from his community without even realising and have you considered that he is the voice of Desert Bluffs and so that realisation whenever it hits him funky is gonna HIT. And have you considered how him and Lauren have the dynamic of people who really did care at some point but grew to blame each other for their situation. Sorry I heart them. Also I think it’d be pretty funny if Donnie and Esteban became friends and Kevin and Cecil had to sit at park benches like moms who hate each other but are forced to get along decently for their kids sake? That’d be funny I think. Okay! Have fun I hope you don’t die from the thoughts!

I've thought b4 ab the sports games since desert bluffs does has a team there and how cecil usually goes to report, it would only make sense that kevin did the same- also if they held it in desert bluffs too he'd also be there to chaperone/get everyone there since he's been there the longest, so just. in any sports situation cecil's just trying SO hard to focus on the game while kevin's just having the Best Time grinning at him horrifyingly while giving him the double bird from across the field. esteban n donovan both doing lil kid soccer and their dads going to their games and just. them making Instant Friends and donovan dragging esteban over to meet his dads and kevin is trying so fucking hard not to laugh while cecil has to be restrained from finding a gun and shooting him

#you've given me an oppurtunity to rant and I thank you for tha #t #kevin n lauren r just....ughhhhi think ab them Often #in my fics/aus they either despise each other or they're legally married for tax reasons (neither of them pay taxes) #they're each other's work wives #charles tries to propose and kevins like omg yes hold on i needa divorce lauren first #they do their best to screw each other over but when one is genuinely hurt the other will stop at nothing to avenge them #smthn happening at the station that is Traumatic and b4 charles can even get there lauren's already holding him n helping him calm down #they're the only living people/people who are physically close to one another that knows what the other has gone through #they trust each other with their lives in the sense that #if there's a Big Scary Monster and one runs off seemingly out of cowardice #it's so they can find their Big Scary Weapon and kill that mfer #lauren bullied him as a kid but like. in a friend bully way and in the sense that no one else could bully him otherwise she'd kick their as #s #she almost shanked his dad once #also like. in the arc where everyone knows night vale is a real place now #and there r podcasts and there's one with janice where it's like is the mudstone abyss acsessable #1: girl why are you going there. like. that is in a whole other dimension do u have friends there? #and 2: i hc kevin as having prosthetics and having had back surgery both as a kid and strex attempting to fix him so its like #boi. how did you fuck up this badly. #you cant even make it down there now you just have to pretend you went down #hes a guest on the podcast at one point and janice asks him that and he just has his head in his hands #also: he janice dana tamika michelle and maureen all have girls nights together #its not bc he's gay cuz cecil isn't allowed #even they arent even sure why they allow him #he gives off girlboss energy and i love it #kevin wtnv #he either has a rivalry with michelle or maureen for no reason

[louismygf]

fr didnt go as i expected it sounded like a group of friends just chatting shit and gossiping 😭

#it was so so chaotic i wasnt readyyyy!!! #louis really said hes got. ''stoner memory'' 😭😭😭 #talked ab weed & praised it HSHDHD #talked shit ab radio not playing his songs!!! not trusting his record label bc they will possibly drop him at any second! the LEAKS #home leaks????? 😭😭😭 #bus 1 neithers got the others contact number so louis has got to shoot zayn a dm??? HSBDBXHHSHS #THE CHOKING THE FINGERS IN HIS MOUTH THE DICK???? GRABBING??????????? #this was so much😭 #the penguin tattoo and and and the number of times he said sexy was so fucking sexy HSBDBDBDFJ #they talked ab freddie too...... which inappropriate in hindsight 😭😭😭😭 the range of topics were WILD #the first part was decent tho really enjoyed it when it was a bit more professional... the latter parts were just insane but so funny #and also kinda cringe 😭 like . i feel like some of it's going to bite him in the penguin-tattooed ass #songwriting btm trying to go towards alternative coming out of 1d (pop boyband royalty) fitf title meaning music industry 2nd album etc etc #ALSO omg louis enjoys going to the park w oli and freddie 🫶 gay fathers w their son LOL louis & oli gossiping ab other parents at the park #soooo funny and loads of other fun topics😭

[thursdayg1rl]

This random boy who I once talked to in the library remembered who I was :’)

#I feel like I am slowly like. settling into this school and becoming like a semi normal person.. #likw I have a group who I can consistently hang out w and ppl I regularly talk to and stuff #like that’s so much better than the first and second week #anyways I’m going back bc my chem got cancelled #it’s absolutely freezing and raining really hard and it’s also so windy #but idk it feels kind of nice bc I’m protected from the rain #maybe bc I’m less depressed rn 🤨 #anyways I spoke in maths today so. good ig #beautiful man update bc I feel like I haven’t spoken ab him #yeah I keep seeing him around and I swear he’s looking at me but probably wishful thinking #I saw him and the boy from my primary school when I was walking out of the library and they didn’t let me go through the door first 😐 #😔😵‍💫 #omg also I’m potentially in a gc w him now #like he’s definitely on there bc his bestie is on there #and the guy from my physics practical group added me onto it #😐 if someone says something on it I’ll say smth back. I guess. #the idea of having his number is too sick and twisted for me to deal w rn

[missmalaysia]

100% intention of being toxic but dont u dare think u have a foundation to complain ab anything until uve lived my life

#thoughts #fellow broke fucked up ppl w awful parents u r exempt #also i decided if theyre fucked or not #i cant ik ppl who go to fucking cmu n uoft on their parents wallets like what on earth r u complaining ab #boy problems??? loneliness??? stfu #oh no intrapersonal issues go fuck urself honestly #omg my ex has his parents funding everything n was still a depressed fuck who buys pewdiepie merch #wtf is this cis male programmer tendency to be a fucking weirdo outcast #i need more trans programmer friends #i only have kia n theyre nb

[ohmaggies]

it's my oc's birthday today and i'm allowed to laugh at what a dumbass he is so here are some of my favourite lines of dialogue i've written for him over the past seven and a half yrs ❤️

#the love of my life! my boy! #he has quite literally been living rent free in my head since i was 16 #every yr for 4 yrs holden has been texting el ''hey oldon'' on his bday n lewis finds it funnier every yr even tho he's 4 yrs older than el #also ofc all his best bits of dialogue are with lewis. they're my fav oc dynamic i love them #lmao i'm gonna forget ab this and find it in like 6 months and be like omg eldon is so funny fjdjfjdjdj #oc: eldon #bby boy!!!!! #some of these screenshots are so old i don't have the original docs anymore. rip #the catholic nun one was 40k words and i lost it a few yrs ago. i'm still mourning it bc it was so good. i miss it 😔 #wish i still had the scene where holden says ejaculate glows under uv light then when lewis is like ''excuse me?'' holden asks #him and eldon if they've ever been bowling at night and they both look at him like 😧 #bc that was my 2nd fav trio moment with them and it was so funny #i'm getting off topic but happy 25th bday to my actual son!! i love him so much it makes me sick 🎈❤️🧁

[verysium]

attractive things bllk characters (unintentionally) do?👀

i received this ask and decided to write this entire thing through a caffeine-powered fever dream. may have gone a little overboard. please pray for both your sanity and mine. thank you anon for your strong sense of imagination (or delusion, whichever you prefer.)

nagi lifts the hem of his shirt to wipe the sweat off his face, and you accidentally (or not so accidentally) get a good look at the droplets running down his abs and v-line. he also does the doorway lean while waiting for you to get ready. since he's so tall, he puts his one arm up on the top of the door frame while scrolling through his phone. when he feels drained of energy, he clings to you like a koala, face buried into the crook of your neck.

rin pushes his hair back when his bangs get in the way, and it shows off his ridiculously sharp side profile. sometimes you have to pause mid-conversation because the direct eye contact gets too intense. he has the brightest turquoise eyes in existence, and they stare right into your soul. pair that with the height difference and him towering over you. hang onto your ovaries because this man is about to snatch them. if isagi or sae are anywhere remotely close within your vicinity, he will personally drag your chair closer over to him. you know, the whole nick jonas chair pull thing? he also unintentionally clenches his jaw when pissed, the vein popping out and everything.

barou is polite to his elders. he holds the door open for others. he tips extra at restaurants. he is kind to service workers. he's just a gentleman overall even though he likes to act tough. he rolls up his sleeves while cleaning or cutting up vegetables, and you can see the veins bulging in his forearms. wears those form-fitting aprons where you can see the outline of his waist and the muscles in his back. he is not immune to raging pit bull moments, but he will calm down immediately when you ask him to.

kaiser requires physical touch to function. all concept of personal boundaries goes poof in his little ego-driven brain. he holds your chin so you look up at him while he's talking. also has that husky growl when he wakes up in the morning. he speaks german. what else is more attractive than that? if you stroke his ego, he will puff his chest out like an emperor penguin and flash that movie star smile. does not slow down his pace for you, and will laugh at your expense when you trip in heels and fall. but then he feels guilty about it and begrudgingly picks you up and carries you home. however, before that he will make you swear on everything holy to never tell isagi about his moment of weakness. (tbh kaiser is a menace and has some serious self-esteem issues. pls avoid dating a man like him in real life until he is fully mature. i still love him tho.)

reo mansplains but not in the condescending way. he does so in the "omg i'm so excited to finally get to share something with you and you're never going to believe it" sort of way. rambles on and on about his interests and gets that little glint in his eye when he's passionate about something. also not sure if this counts but he gets extremely depressed when you don't message him back within five minutes. what do you mean you were busy? he was out here dying from a literal famine. he needs your affection to survive. last but not least, he is good at styling. he knows what colors work best for you, and he will put together three new looks for you in record time.

hiori dreams that you left him for good and wakes up crying with his arms around you. will refuse to let you leave the bed even if it is just to get a glass of water. his rare moments of emotional vulnerability are what gets to you.

shidou does not condone any of your bad decisions. you want to get shit-faced and party until early morning? no complaints from him. you want to wear sexy outfits to the club? say less because he's about to enjoy the view and knock out the front teeth of every guy who dares to ogle you. i don't know if this qualifies as being attractive, but he would never be the controlling type. you can dress and act however you want. unfortunately for you though, this is also a textbook case of the blind leading the blind. if you get horrendously hungover, so does he. if you get pulled over, he's going to be too blackout drunk to even comprehend the officer's words. you can count on him for a good time, but not anything else. do not take any of his advice at face value.

oliver likes to show you off even if he doesn't notice it himself. any talk with his team, and he will find a way to make the entire conversation about you. at this point, the entire u-20 team is done with him. they placed bets that you two wouldn't last more than a month due to his philandering reputation, but the universe seems to think otherwise because you and oliver hit the six-month mark and are still going strong.

ness guards your drink with an unnecessary amount of protection. while you left to go use the restroom, he was looking left and right, and the hairs on the back of his neck were prickling every time someone even came close to your cup. he also shoos away any person who opens their mouth while standing next to your drink because apparently the condensation from their breath could be dangerous. definitely covers your cup with both hands even if it has a lid. no suspicious shit is happening on his watch.

yukimiya is well-read, and he wears glasses. he has a copy of every single classic out there in existence and will fangirl along with you over your virginia woolf collection. he was written by a woman with two cats and a wine glass. not much else to say.

loki absolutely clears the entire carnival/arcade game. you want that giant teddy bear that costs over three hundred ticket points? say less because he's about to win the whole damn pot. of all characters, i would say he's one of the only green flags. like celery green.

isagi always looks for you when he enters the room. intentionally or not, he always seeks your presence. if someone says a funny joke, he turns to you to see if you're laughing or not. also does that somewhat creepy stare thing where he just looks at you quietly while you do mundane tasks. internally he is screaming cus what do you mean you actually like him?

chigiri gives you that thankful little smile whenever you stand up for him. i feel like people don't understand how goofy he can get as he's canonically good at doing impressions/impersonations. also has the prettiest laugh. if he ever cuts his hair, i think i'm going to get a nosebleed.

noa unconsciously says yes to every question you ask of him. he'd be giving bastard münchen a hard time (and denying isagi's requests) but then immediately once you come over, he's automatically acquiescing to everything you say. the rest of the team is low-key shocked you can win him over so easily. when they confront him about it, he just shrugs and goes "y/n is always right."

kurona's entire existence is attractive. he's just perfect. nothing is ever wrong with him. will let you check out his shark teeth and lightly pokes your finger to leave an imprint. hopefully you'll always remember him that way. he's also quiet so he will listen to everything you say and give ample weight to your words.

sae is my baby girl so he gets a whole section dedicated to himself:

absentmindedly plays with your hair. when you're sleeping in his lap, he'll gently run his fingers along your scalp. sometimes in the morning when you're sitting up on the edge of your bed to do your makeup, he'll come up from behind you and brush back your hair. might also press a kiss to the back of your neck.

helps you put on your face mask. when he's shopping, he will buy you lotion along with his own skincare products. says that it was just a convenient store run but you know he personally made sure to get you the best quality ones.

this is canon because i said so: when he gets out of the shower, he slings the towel over his neck or his shoulder. he also involuntarily flexes his biceps when he bends down to grab something. has the world's most defined deltoids.

when you're stuck in large crowds at the airport, he puts his hand in your back pocket to keep you two from getting separated. if the TSA pat-down is anywhere too personal for his liking, he will openly glare at the officer once you've passed the security checkpoint.

bonus point: when you two brush your teeth early in the morning, he has that little bed head where his shorn-off bangs stick up in cute little tufts here and there. will have a dead look on his face, but his eyes soften when he catches your gaze through the mirror.

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sigh just thinking about sejanus with his ditzy little girlfriend 😴😴

UGHH he’d be so gentle with her :(

I just know Sej is a gentleman, and he’s EXTRA gentleman-ly when it comes to taking care of his girl. He holds doors open whenever they go in anywhere, loves to buy her her favorite plushies, lip gloss, and clothes. He helps her in school, and I can imagine him giving her little rewards for every question she gets right, like a piece of candy or his cock something to suck on. If she gets something wrong there’s no punishment or scolding— he only gives her gentle instructions in a soft, nurturing tone. He also loves to be her memory, basically, because she forgets everything. She can’t help it ! He’ll tell her every little detail she needs to know, every little product from the store she needs to get.

OMG and imagine her writing him lil love letters :( I know he has a box that he keeps full of them, and sometimes he puts the ribbons from her hair in there, too. Or a small sample of her perfume!! And he keeps it with him whenever he has to go on trips. He definitely lets her sit in his lap and play with his hair while he has to do work, too. He’ll press kisses to her shoulders as he works, and he’ll let her fall asleep on him until he’s done— then he’ll guide her back to their shared bed and tell her how precious she is and how much he loves her.

When he goes on trips is the hardest </3 he sets everything up beforehand for her, though, even prepping a few of her meals before he leaves. She has this tradition that she always wears his nightshirt on the day of his trips, the one he slept in the night before. She likes to keep it on her for a few days bc it smells just like him.

No obligations are set for her, either. She’s his precious little doll, his perfect princess, and no princess should have to work. Especially not one as sensitive and pure as her— he knows she’s a strong girl but he also knows how mean people can be. So he makes sure to only keep her around people that have good intentions.

Also, definitely think that he wraps little ribbons around her fingers that have things she needs to remember on them. And whenever they’re out in public, he always holds her hand and keeps her behind him, pulling her towards their needed direction because she tends to get side tracked if she isn’t busy drooling over his big, muscle-ey shoulders. And UGHHH she loves his shoulders/back, always buries her face in them and has her arms wrapped around them. And when they sleep she’s always clinging to him with her arms around his neck and her legs wrapped around his waist, and his hands are always stroking soft circles around her torso n he always loves to sing her to sleep with lullabies :(( Sej hates his voice but you don’t so that’s what he does it every night like clockwork.

And he’s so soft like a big teddy bear and she loves that he’s her big strong protector.

(I’m so okay ab him guys.)

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