supervising a children's party rn 🙃 </3
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love when job applications are like MUST have perfect grammar and punctuation MUST proof read own work and then they send you their translation test and it's full of mistakes
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
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fucking hate how cats think they can mrrp their way out of anything because yeah, they fucking can.
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This mans got me in a chokehold ahahahaaa 🫠
don't tell him I said that
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remembering one of the times i was getting evaluated by a therapist to determine if i was "really trans" or not or whatever and he was like "so if you transitioned to male, how would you dress differently?"
and i was like "i.. dont know. I wouldnt?"
and he looked at me blankly and wrote something down and said "really? you wouldnt wear anything more masculine?"
and i realized i'd given the wrong answer so I just said "I would... wear... suits?"
and he smiled and wrote something else down like "ah! yes"
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i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media
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HOLY SHIT BOYS I WASNT FUCKING INSANE FOR ONCE HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA IM TOO DRUNK FOR THIS
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day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.
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beautiful women make me feel like. idk., a startled horse
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