#and 2) i needed at least one character who would be nice to hange :)

[wannaeatramyeon]

Adventures of YOUR part time job in the Lookismverse

G/N. You work the graveyard shift in a convenience store. You meet bizarre characters on different nights. Part 1 | Part 2

The customers can usually be separated into 3 categories.

Drunks, students, and weirdos.

Unfortunately for you, lately the weirdos have turned into regulars. But fortunately the weirdos aren't so weird.

The one that made it a habit to check in on you, with the scars and the cheesy wink wasn't so bad. Jack, was it? You can't remember and it's been too long for you to ask. You awkwardly address him as 'you' and avoid any situation where you need to use his name.

He likes to ask how you are, tell a few jokes. Spirit undeterred even when you look at him with a blank face because bless his soul, he's not funny at all but at least he tries and he's a lot less weird than first impression.

He hangs around at odd times, then again you do only work at odd times. Telling you stories about this and that. Something about Big Deal, something about a guy called Sinu and something about another guy called Samuel.

It's difficult to keep track. It's like he wants to talk but he's cryptic and god, it's 4am who can blame you if your eyes are glazing over.

John, or is it Jerry, is waffling again. He seems to always be talking about Samuel. Who he apparently misses and wonders where it's gone wrong and hang on, he's never been explicit but you just had to know.

When he takes a breath to munch on a cookie, you ask, "Hold on, is Samuel your ex?"

Wait no his name is Jason, definitely Jason- freezes mid-chew, "Why would you say that? He's my friend!"

Joshua sprays crumbs all over you but you note how he doesn't say no.

(You think you see this Samuel one early morning. You’re pretty sure you’ve seen him before and man, he really looks like shit.

Looks like the breakup is getting to him too.

Poor Samuel and Poor Jim.)

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But sometimes weirdos are just weirdos. 

It's ok. It comes with the territory so long as they're not in the habit of hurling abuse or whatever, you can deal with it.

In recent memory, there's only been two people that you have had to almost chase out with a broomstick.

You should have known they would be weirdos when one of them walks in in surprisingly teeny tiny purple camo shorts. Not that you're a pearl clutcher, but you're worried that one wrong move and he could be dangling out.

Besides. Purple. Camo. Shorts. Those words should never follow one after the other, and you repress a shudder at this guy's hideous dress sense when he comes up to you.

You thought the other one was alright, at least there's no hideous purple camo shorts in sight and his hair is nice (huh, this style must be popular, you’ve seen a lot of guys with this hair)-

But then he opens his mouth and asks for snakes and you think it's karma for judging camo-guy for his appearance when his friend is equally odd.

"We usually keep the snakes next to the ramen," you deadpan and the two men actually go to seek out the supposed snake (meat or pet purposes?) only to return moments later, empty-handed and looking confused.

"I think the snake is all sold out," Non-camo guy says as camo-guy glances around as if you might have hidden your snake stock elsewhere.

They must have thought you were stupid as you stood there opening and closing your mouth like a fish (or maybe a snake, do snake do these things), because come on, how are you even supposed to formulate a response to that?

Then you look at their eyes and also notice them looking snakey and surmise it must be some weird fetish thing. Pretending to be snakes and eating snakes and having pet snakes.

You want no part of this and tell them to get out.

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"I'm Baek Hangyeol," a new face says, pointing to his ID badge pinned to the white coat. 

"Doctor Baek Hangyeol." He stresses Doctor and Hangyeol and you wonder if he is waiting for a round of applause.

You don't say anything but you do notice he looks like a teenager and what idiot would let a teenager operate on them. (Drunk, student, weirdo. He could be all three.) Doctor Baek Hangyeol must be bluffing.

You decide not to call him on his bullshit. 

"Cool," is all you respond with because you don't want another complaint for being too mouthy. You are half tempted to tell him you're not a doctor, that you just work here but that seemed kinda redundant so you keep your mouth shut.

"Do you believe in true beauty?" he asks when you finish bagging up his goods (a plain water with added minerals, a bottle of multivitamins and a protein shake) and you think what sort of question is that.

You give a halfhearted shrug and say "Sure" and he hands his business card over.

"If you're ever considering it," he tells you with a wild smile. After he has left you look down at the lettering, eyes zeroing in on ‘Plastic Surgery’.

Excuse me?! What is he trying to say?

You thought he was a weirdo but now he has firmly shifted over to asshole. You regret not telling him to go fuck himself while you had the chance. The complaint would 100% be worth it. Zero regrets.

On your break, you burn the card and feel a small sense of satisfaction.

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A tall blonde guy with a creepy vibe (hold on, have you seen him before, he seems familiar. Then again, creepy blonde guys seem to be quite common around here-) walks in with the most billowing coat you have ever seen.

The entrance is kinda cool but the actual coat is kinda tragic with the cheesy red lettering and you wonder if you can pull it off any better than him.

You're still wondering about his coat when he's paying you, and hang on you have definitely seen him before because he says arigatou and hands over yen and you tell him no. Won only.

The idea of the coat, which has evolved into you fantasising about having a full blown cape, quickly loses its charm however, when the blonde gets caught in the automatic doors and you have to wrestle them open to free him.

Afterwards, you ask if he's ok, if he is harmed and can’t resist asking if the coat is ok too. You really don't want a lawsuit on your watch especially when the malfunctioning doors are not your fault.

Your kindness is repaid by him telling you he's not interested (what the fuck) and that his heart will not stray (again, what the fuck).

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You accidentally eavesdrop on a couple of students lamenting about missing out on school work. You didn’t mean to eavesdrop ok, the aisles are tight and cramped, it’s a small space. 

You peek over, and the one with big ears (seriously, they are huge) is telling the one with his back to you (goodness, his back is huge too) that school is important and he’s got notes the other one can use. 

It’s sweet, you think. School is important and it’s good they recognise that. Nice of them to help each other out too.

When they both come to pay (holy shit, that’s a fuckton of chocolate milk), you’re surprised to find Big Ear’s friend, Big Back, looks anywhere between late 20s and early 40s but it’s never too late to catch up on education, you suppose.

You spend the rest of your shift feeling motivated.

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“Going camping?” you ask the guy with the sandy blonde hair, chuckling nervously and ringing his items through. 

Either he’s going camping or he’s gonna kill and hide a dead body in the forest.

He’s pretty stoic, only giving you a curt nod. You can’t help but probe him a bit more. You’ve got a feeling that if or when the dead body turns up, you want to at least clear your conscience that you’ve tried your best so you make some more idle small talk.

You mention how you haven’t been camping for ages, not since you nearly burned your tent down and singed your hair after you tried to cook some marshmallows over a fire that turned out to be more of a raging bonfire (and might have awoken your pyromaniac streak, but you keep that to yourself).

The blonde guy actually pipes up and says “Master Taesoo would never do that.” 

You almost apologise out of principle due to how earnest he sounds, then he mentions something about how good this Master Taesoo is at catching and cooking snake and you wonder what the fuck is up with people and the snake obsession.

Either way, it doesn’t sound like someone is getting murdered. Only a snake (poor snake) so at least you can sleep easy later that day.

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“Oh hi DG,” you say, “Sorry about your cryptocurrency falling through. Diegocoin was it?”

He blinks at you a few times in surprise and heavens above. What’s that saying, fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice, shame on you? This guy has fooled you exactly no times with his shitty disguises and his effort has substantially dwindled too. 

He has only put his hood up and you did think you might get mugged at one point-

It’s an empty store, for crying out loud. Who comes into an empty store in the asscrack of night with their hood up, not wanting to draw attention to themselves.

Then you notice the pink hair and shifty glance and duh.

“Is it the-?” he asks, putting his hood down and signalling to his hair.

“Yeah, it’s the-” you signal to your own head of hair. “Dude you really need to dye it if you’re going for subtle.” You pause, consider something, “Hold on.”

You walk over to the beauty aisle and grab the black hair dye.

“On the house,” you tell DG because this guy really has no self awareness.

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“What do you mean no?”

“No." Your boyfriend peers down at you, arms crossed and at the end of his patience with you.

You open your mouth to argue- 

“No. You know nothing about Taekwondo. How can you work here?”

You look around helplessly at the studio. He’s not exactly wrong but you’re sick of dealing with the weirdos and the snakes and the creepy blondes. “But your dad-”

“I don’t care what that stupid old man says,”

“Taehoon!” Hansu scolds from the other side of the room, and Hansu's class of toddlers all whirl their head around to stare.

“I can learn?” you offer and Taehoon raises one skeptical brow.

“So you’re going to be a student?” You nod enthusiastically, “And we’re going to pay you for that?”

Oh. Damn. 

He’s got you there.

#lookism #lookism x reader #lookism fic #jake kim #jake kim x reader #samuel seo #kwak jichang #kwak jibeom #baek hangyeol #baek hangyul #ryuhei kuroda #jace park #euntae lee #vasco #hudson ahn #diego kang #james lee #seong taehoon #seong taehun #taehoon x reader #wannaeatramyeon #ok ive sorta lost it

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Every Baby Needs a Daddy 4

Part 3

"And you said yes?", Robin said, her voice impressively even.

"I did", Steve said, phone on speaker as he got ready for work. "I figure, if he's going to have a sugar baby, might as well be me, right? I think this is the universe giving me a break."

"Okay, yeah, sure, until he takes you out and gets you involved in like drugs or something, or takes his anger out on you when he doesn't win a Grammy or something. Or worse, you're a mistress and his actual spouse comes for revenge. OR you actually get really involved with him, help him get even more famous, have very talented children, but then his drug running gets you arrested and when you get out of jail he acts like he doesn't know you and estranges your children!"

Steve paused in putting on his shoes, grinning. "You've been watching Empire."

"Terrence did Taraji so dirty Steve."

"But not enough to learn their characters' names. I need you to catch up so we can watch season 2 together." It hurt being away from her. Before, whenever one of them started obsessing over a show, they could literally sit down and put aside one of their days off to binge a bunch of episodes.

"Sorry, let's get back to you dating a rockstar? Steve? Steve."

"We're not dating. He's just gonna text me whenever he wants to fuck. That's it. He might buy me something nice from time to time." Steve grabbed his keys and went out the door, nearly stepping on something left on the floor in front of it.

"Okay, yeah, sure, but isn't this the reason you cut your parents out? Did they want this exact life for you?", Robin asked.

"No, this is totally different. For one thing, Eddie doesn't want commitment. He doesn't want kids out of me. And even if I attend events with him, I'm just arm candy, but you know, in a good way."

"There's a bad way to be arm candy?"

Steve thought back to the functions he had to go to when still under his parents' thumb. There was definitely a bad way to hang off someone's arm like a decoration. He looked to the little box in his hand. No note, but it had clearly been placed in front of his apartment.

He opened it and found an expensive looking watching inside. The face was a cool navy blue color. He didn't need a card to know who it was from.

"Eddie's different from the guys my parents wanted", Steve said. "And when it's over, I'll at least have something to show for it."

"Just don't be stupid about this, dingus. If this goes sideways, I won't be close by to save your ass."

"Noted", Steve said as he closed the box and continued on his way to work.

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The next time Eddie texted him, it was to go to lunch. It was a more casual setting than before, but still a pretty high end sushi restaurant.

"I must admit, I called you here under false pretenses, Steve", Eddie said as they sat in a booth.

Steve smiled at his serious tone. "I gathered, given our whole arrangement." Being taken out somewhere was typically a prelude for something intimate later, even in a normal relationship. When Eddie asked him out, Steve full expected sex. He wasn't complaining, last time had been very nice. He wondered how long until Eddie sent a simple 'u up?' booty call.

"I have to attend some fancy lunch meeting in a couple days and they're taking us to a sushi place", Eddie started to explain. "Problem is, I hate sushi."

"...Did you...are we here to train your taste buds or something?", Steve asked.

Eddie nodded. "These are some pretty important people and I can't sit there and tell them my favorite fish is whatever they use for fish sticks."

"Pretty sure it's cod."

"What? Nevermind. I just need to get one of everything and force myself to acquire a taste for it", Eddie said, eyes narrowing in focus at the menu.

Steve smiled. It was cute how serious he was being. He thought back to previous gatherings when some alpha would try and force a drink on him or when the hors d'oeuvres being served weren't to his liking.

"Want some advice?", he offered, continuing when Eddie nodded with his big Bambi eyes, "Instead of forcing yourself to like something, you should be able to say why you don't like something."

"Sounds like complaining", Eddie said, putting the menu down.

"No, you sound cultured", Steve clarified. "Watch." He cleared his throat and held up his glass of water. "Thank you for offering, but I only drink water from a natural spring. I prefer Canadian or Icelandic, but I'll take Swedish if you have it. Nothing from Switzerland though, it has this horrid mineral after taste to it." He set the glass down, adjusting under Eddie's wide eyed gaze.

"I don't know if that was bullshit or not but it sounded legit."

"It's legit what some girl said at a party once. I've never sourced where my water came from, but it works for just about anything. If you can articulate why you don't like something, it comes off better than just saying you don't like it."

"What kind of parties did you go to?", Eddie smirked.

Steve shrunk a little. "Just, you know, parties. So what's your experience with sushi?"

"Supermarket stuff", Eddie said simply.

"....You're kidding. How long have you been a rockstar?"

"I didn't realize this was an interview."

Steve tapped the table as he considered something. He looked to the other part of the restaurant. The bar where chefs were preparing the food. He almost asked Eddie a question directly, but remembered his role as a sugar baby. It wasn't his job to ask how much something would cost or even to ask Eddie to spend the money. All he needed to do was ask for what he wanted.

So he moved over to Eddie's side of the booth and leaned in close to his space. "I think you need something a little more...fresh."

"Fresh?", Eddie echoed as Steve led him to stand.

"And flavorful."

"Uh-huh."

"And satisfying", Steve whispered the last part before sitting down at the bar.

Eddie didn't know when Steve got him here but he did and he ordered something called 'omakase' and suddenly the chef's hands got really busy. He put a little filet of something on rice and then took a blow torch to it.

"I didn't know you could cook the fish..."

It was placed in front of him, but Eddie was still skeptical, which Steve noticed.

"'Omakase' means you're trusting the chef to pick out the best for you", he said. Then Steve took his chopsticks and picked up his piece. He ate it in one bite and Eddie subconsciously swallowed as he watched it pass his beautiful lips and then slide down that gorgeous throat. He wasn't even eating sexily, that was just how far gone he was.

Then Steve picked up Eddie's piece and held it to his lips. Eddie didn't even hesitate to open up and let it in. Tender rice, delicate fish, a total opposite to the sushi he'd experienced before. And it didn't stop there. The chef served cut after cut and each time, Steve asked him what he liked or didn't like.

Eddie was no slouch when it came to language. So he was able to come up with that on his own. He had just never considered respectfully refusing food and to do so with a haughty air deserving of a celebrity.

"Mmm, great choice on the shrimp", Eddie praised the chef. "Texture is superb. Sweet on the tongue too. Nice one, Tatsuro-san."

"Better than the crab?", Steve asked.

"I'm sorry, but nothin' beats an old fashioned crab boil for me. It's the only way I can eat crab."

"You've got opinions and you know how to voice them. I never imagined that be an issue for you, but I think you're ready now."

"Oh I've got opinions out the wazoo. I was just taught to never complain about food."

"Good boy", Tatsuro commented as he prepared something else.

"Very good", Steve agreed as an oyster on a half shell was put in front of him and Eddie.

Tatsuro winked at Eddie and he tried not to think about it as they finished up the course. He was absolutely not thinking about how oysters were an aphrodisiac, or how he'd had a great time, or how this felt like a date and not an outing with a hot piece. He wasn't doing a good job of being a sugar daddy, was he?

Time to fix that up right away. He paid for the meal, leaving a generous tip and led Steve out the restaurant, arm around his waist.

"You were extremely helpful. I can honestly say I like sushi now", he beamed. "And I think excellent service deserves a reward."

"You gonna give me a tip too?", Steve teased. And there was certainly a tip Eddie wanted to give him. Really the whole thing, but he had another idea in mind. And thankfully the appropriate place wasn't too far from here.

"You're buying me a suit?", Steve realized as they walked into a tailor's.

"I've got an eye for these kind of things. And you need something to match your new watch", Eddie said. He had a feeling Steve knew what to do, so he let him free.

Steve gave him a look and Eddie made a 'go on' motion. So Steve went, picking out different pieces for himself to assemble a new suit. There was a man awaiting any need of assistance and did so once Steve came out of the dressing room and stood in front of the mirrors.

Eddie was sitting before him, watching as Steve appraised his reflection and the tailor took some of his measurements. The suit was in silver, with a black shirt underneath. He finished of the look with a dark blue handkerchief in the chest pocket. It already looked great. Eddie knew he'd be breathtaking once it was bespoke. He ached to put his hands on him but public decency kept him from doing so.

"You look good enough to show off", Eddie praised.

"You look like you have somewhere in mind", Steve said, looking at the other man through the mirror.

"There's a shindig goin' down that I wouldn't mind having a date to."

Eddie put in the order for the suit to be done the day before the event. "Let's head back to my place."

This time, as they traveled, Steve was the one who couldn't keep his hands to himself. His hand stroked Eddie's thigh, getting close to where he wanted but never actually touching.

"What're you thinking about?", he asked when he noticed how hard Eddie was holding the wheel.

"Oysters. And you." And how he really should get a personal driver on hand.

Steve laughed softly and let a finger do circles on his crotch. "I think our chef was trying to be subtle. But I know what oysters are supposed to do."

"Oh?"

"And I don't need any culinary suggestion to get me in the mood." Honestly, he kind of felt like blowing Eddie now and probably would have chanced it if it wasn't still light out. "Can you be a good boy like he said?"

Eddie nodded.

"Good. Because we still have to take the elevator."

They didn't get as far as they did the first time they took this elevator but Eddie did attach himself to Steve's back and kissed at his neck. Once again, Steve could see their reflection in the wall. Eddie's eyes roamed his torso, wanting to go further but holding back. He only got bold enough to pinch a nipple through his shirt when the doors opened to their floor.

Steve only moved because of Eddie's prompting, finding it very easy to melt in his hold. They got about two steps out of the elevator before Eddie pushed him against the wall, kissing his lips and running his hands up under his shirt.

"Saw you lookin' at yourself in the elevator. Pretty baby likes how he looks?"

Steve's only response was to moan against his lips and rub against his leg. The closest camera was all the way at the end of the hall, though they'd be screwed if anyone opened up their door. He knew he looked good and liked looking good. And he'd seen the way Eddie's eyes were glued to him at the tailor's. That was a good feeling too.

Eddie took out his key card to open up his door and pulled Steve inside. They migrated to the couch, just needing to get horizontal. Steve lied underneath, Eddie's leg in between his again and providing friction as he rutted up against it. It was so hot, Eddie wanted to watch him get off just like this. If he got his pants off he could watch that sweet pussy drag-

Steve nearly jolted off the couch when a loud guitar riff sounded from Eddie's back pocket.

"Shit", Eddie hissed when he realized who was calling. He could ignore it, but he knew they'd just keep it up until they got to his door.

"You need to take that?", Steve asked, voice a little breathless.

"Just-just gimme a moment, it'll be quick." Eddie answered and Steve could be patient. He just couldn't be good and patient. He rubbed at Eddie's arm before taking his hand in his own. He brought it to his lips and swirled his tongue around his index finger, keeping his gaze down at first and then looking up at Eddie.

The man above him was speechless, up until whoever he was talking to shouted at him from the other end and got his attention again. Well, half of it anyway. The other half was on Steve sucking down two of his fingers now. Eddie groaned both in frustration and the beautiful man under him. Steve was only half following the conversation but it sounded like their time together might be cut short.

Eddie hung up with a sigh. "Baby...baby I gotta go."

"Right now?", Steve asked.

"Yeah but...but if you could, I mean you can stay here until I get done. It'll be quick, just a couple of hours tops. And I can take you out to dinner too."

"You want me to stay?"

Eddie's hair shook as he nodded. He stood up, glad he had a bit of time to calm his boner down. Then he saw Steve lying there on the couch, lips kissed wet and certain his lips farther down were just as glistening. He leaned over to cup him between the legs, feeling the warmth through his clothes.

"Don't forget who this belongs to", he growled when Steve whimpered.

"Okay." And because this man was sent from above, he whispered, "Daddy."

Eddie couldn't hold back then, kissing him hard, tongue marking his insides while rubbing Steve through his pants. He unzipped them, thinking he could just get him off quick when the ringtone sounded again. Pulling back was the hardest thing to do.

"Keep it nice and warm for me", Eddie said before fully removing himself.

"Hurry back."

And then Steve was alone. In a rockstar's hotel room. He thought about what a sugar baby might do when their daddy went off for what must be a very important but impromptu meeting, especially when it stopped such a heated moment. It became very obvious what he needed to do and so he headed straight for the bedroom.

Part 5

I need you to know that when I first envisioned this fic it was literally just supposed to be smut with connecting scenes but it somehow turned to "don't catch feelings" and "oops we're accidentally dating" the fic so here we are.

Tag Team

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[heyclickadee]

Saw another “why would Tech even be interested in Phee” take out in the wild, so here’s a partial list of Phee’s many attractive qualities, because the double standard of every other character vs Phee is exhausting:

(Quick disclaimer—this isn’t me saying anyone has to like the ship. You don’t. It’s fine. Don’t ship things you don’t want to ship. Dislike the way it’s been written in the show if you want. Ship these two with other people or with no one if you want. I don’t care. This is just me being tired of people being weird about Phee):

1. She’s smart. She can improv her way through dealing with death traps and she’s got an area (areas) of expertise that Tech knows relatively little about. That makes her interesting. Also hot.

2. She’s gorgeous. Look at her. She’s ridiculously pretty.

3. She’s a great storyteller. Yeah, she changes her stories every time, but that’s at least part of why Tech is paying attention, because he notices that.

4. She’s a stone cold badass. And she’s a FUN stone cold badass. Disarmingly charming stone cold badass.

5. She’s a remarkably good person. She steals artifacts so that refugees can hang on to a bit of their culture in diaspora. This seems to be what pushes Tech from, “Oh, she’s interesting,” to, “OH. SHE’S BRILLIANT AND I MIGHT BE IN LOVE.”

6. She’s not nice, but she is kind, and that’s honestly a quality that she and Tech share. Phee isn’t soft, she’s not going to talk in therapy speak, she’ll push a little hard sometimes, but gosh darnit if she isn’t the person who would always stop to help someone with a flat tire (or respond to finding out some friends are broke, jobless, and on the run by immediately taking them back to her secret refuge so they can rest and recoup).

7. She’s incredibly direct and unafraid to speak her mind and…okay. This is going to get long. And I know some people will disagree with this, and that’s fine because everyone is different, and wants different things. But. Speaking personally from my point of view. The fact that Phee gives as good as she gets would be a really reassuring quality to have in a partner. I see a lot of myself reflected in Tech, but one of the many, many ways in which we’re very different is that I’m a consummate people pleaser, and Tech is very much not. At all. I don’t think he has a people-pleasing bone in his body.

But, here’s the thing—about half of my people pleasing comes from being terrified that I’ll say or do something that inadvertently hurts someone, and that person won’t just tell me or give me the chance to explain or make things right. And for how that relates to dating, I had people—friends and family—keep trying to set me up with incredibly shy men through most of my early twenties, no matter how many times I objected, because they had this perception that I was soft, wishy-washy, and needed to be treated with kid gloves. And…no. I’m opinionated as hell. I’m relatively confident about certain things. I just shut down my ability to project any of that because I was terrified of running roughshod over people without meaning to. But when I’m around someone who I know is willing to disagree with me, who I know will explain why, and who I know will push back if I take something too far? About 90% percent of my people pleasing and social anxiety evaporates. I know I don’t have to walk on eggshells around them—and that they aren’t going to walk on eggshells around me, either. They’re going to be direct about their issues and treat me like a freaking adult.

And, honestly, the fact that Phee doesn’t walk on eggshells around Tech (who also gives as good as he gets—Tech isn’t soft, nice, or shy and retiring; he’s confident as hell and he should be, because hot damn)—is. I don’t know. I like that she’s direct, and that she will recognize and pull back if she’s gone too far. This is projecting a bit, but, speaking personally, I would rather be with someone who treats me like an adult and tells me what’s up even if it’s uncomfortable than someone who never, ever tells me when they’re upset because they’re afraid of hurting my feelings and just lets me stew in social confusion all the time.

8. She can more than hold her own in a fight and she carries a sword around. That’s hot, I’m sorry.

9. Phee’s fantastic with Omega. She talks to her like she’s a person, she doesn’t ever shut Omega down, she’ll tell her stories, she’ll joke around with her, and she’s generally very respectful while also not holding her to the same standard she would if Omega were an adult. She’s even a little protective of Omega, even though Omega isn’t at all her responsibility. I think the moment that took Phee from ‘cool’ to ‘fantastic’ for me was towards the end of ‘Entombed’ while the Deadly Giraffe of Death was collapsing; Phee’s right there trying to shield Omega alongside Hunter. And. Like. Omega is Tech’s baby sister, he’s probably going to notice that how Phee treats her. Massive points in her favor for this.

#techphee #I’m tired okay

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ToxicFriend!Chishiya

Minors, do not read! Contains mentions of smutty behavior!

MASTERLIST (up-to-date)

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Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Alice in Borderland/Imawa no Kuni no Alice characters or original stories, only the plot of this fanfic. Alice in Borderland/Imawa no Kuni no Alice characters and original storyline belong to Haro Aso, who made the Manga the Series is based on.

Trigger Warning: Explicit Smut, Toxic Behavior, Complicated Consensual/Not-Consensual Behavior, Harassment, Stalking, Summery: Chishiya x Female Reader

ToxicFriend!Chishyia who uses the summer heat and with that the open doors of your balcony to let you hear just how good he is at sex. A few weeks in his fake relationship, he stars to screw his paid girlfriend on his balcony, that was just two meters away from yours, daily. What a coincidence! One day, knowing you are home, he made up a whole script of what the prostitute should say and behave during and after their bodily activities.

“Fuck, Shuntaro, you are so big” ToxicFriend!Chishyia  makes her scream and “Can’t anymore, too sensitive” after he made her cum at least two times. It is more than he usually wastes on any hooker, but this is an act after all, and he needs to give his best performance to make you understand what you are missing.

ToxicFriend!Chishyia knows you can hear him, your glass door is wide open during the scorching heat, so his trust got stronger and fester giving his best, in case you dare to take a look around the corner. Just in case. He knows you are a dirty girl inside.

Finishing and putting his clothes back on ToxicFriend!Chishyia makes some talk with his ‘Girlfriend’ where she tells him, she is leaving and he asks her where. He told he hooker before to be rude and come off as bitchy which she deliveres perfectly, telling ToxicFriend!Chishyia that its none of his business what she does in her free time.

ToxicFriend!Chishyia knows you are listening. He heard your steps echoing to him till you reached the balcony, not daring to step outside but unable to turn away. What a bad girl you are, eavesdropping on your neighbor. Tze tze tze. Its exactly what he planned to happen and you, being the oblivious person to all his doings, follow right thru it.

ToxicFriend!Chishyia tells his fake girlfriend that he feels sometimes like she is using him and she snorts and tells him that if he would be more like the guys she usually hangs around, manly and so on, she would maybe stay, but she has business to attend. His ‘Girlfriend’ walks out of his apartment while ToxicFriend!Chishyia sits there in silence. He gives himself some moments before faking a deeply troubled sigh and calling you on your phone.

ToxicFriend!Chishyia catches you off guard and you try to run as silent as possible to your phone, clearing your throat a few times, before picking up. ToxicFriend!Chishyia tells you in a staged heavy troubled voice, that he doesn’t feel like being alone today so would you mind going out with him. Spending some time, maybe eating out, drinking some stuff. You say yes to all of that, feeling bad for him and the shameful way his girlfriend treated him. You also feel ashamed for listening into private matters that in no way concern you, so you make sure to be extra nice to him.

ToxicFriend!Chishyia goes out with you to your favorite shops and buys you whatever you coo at. After the sixth or so time, you feel more and more guilty, that he spends his time and money on making you happy after being treated so harsh. You want to make it up so much to him, but don’t know how and after telling him that he doesn’t have to do this, he insists only stronger. He tells you, with a forced sweet half smile on his face that you can see thru how hard he is battling with his emotions, which he totally planned, that he needs that right now. To make you happy. It makes him also happy.

Saying that, ToxicFriend!Chishyia smile grows into a sad one adding fast “Unless this is too much. So sorry, this is all my fault. Damn, I can never do something right, hm?” his tone, his fucking hurt tone is all you need for you to break any restrain you had. Your independence? Out of the window. Seems like you will get endless sets of new outfits, if that’s what ToxicFriend!Chishyia needs to be happy again.

You hug ToxicFriend!Chishyia in the middle of the store and he takes it, knowing he plays you so well and you fall for every single one of his traps. He hugs you back, but makes sure to do it hesitantly, asking you if you are okay, which you answer with a trembling voice “Yes”  and a “I’m always there for you, you understand me? What ever it is, just ask and I will be with you” He knows he got you so wrapped around his finger. When the time for dinner comes, you suspect nothing when he treats you to one hell of a romantic restaurant.

ToxicFriend!Chishyia tells you he wanted to come here with his girlfriend today. That he planned it all out since its their three-month anniversary but then he shrugs, looks down painfully and you feel so bad for him again. You reach for his hand on the table, squeezing it and he tells you how thankful he is that you came with him. At least the day wasn’t all lost. Having you here with him lights his mood immensely and he is so glad to have you in his live. You nearly shed tears from his sweet words, but thankfully the waiter approaches and asks for your both orders what gives you the time to collect yourself and all your raging feelings now.

ToxicFriend!Chishyia is such a sweet and handsome man, how can his girlfriend not see it, you think. What a bitch. ToxicFriend!Chishyia speaks so highly, so in love about her, all while she treats him so bad. He surely deserves better. Fuck, he deserves the world, for how nice and caring he is. You think back to your awful ex-boyfriend and his low behavior. How he broke your heart by sleeping with some chick in your apartment! ToxicFriend!Chishyia would surely never do such a thing. He is so loyal, such a good person. Always so nice to his patients, giving his job his all and you, he always treats you like a queen and never says no when you crave his attention after one of your boyfriends’ disgusting gifts appear. He is such a good friend. If only, you think, there would be more guys like him.

ToxicFriend!Chishiya who told his fake girlfriend to meet up with another paid prostitute, this time a male and make out with him in public right on your path to work. He paid extra so it gets steamy, when the two become all handsy. They make out, there is tongue, and you are so shocked, you can’t even talk. What a whore! Then they disappear behind a tall bush, and you follow all grossed out at the scene unfolding in front of you. There she was, getting it in public up her ass and your jaw was hitting the floor. How could she? Such a slut. Playing poor ToxicFriend!Chishiya who is so in love with her and does everything for her. You step away your body shaking in sync with your head on your whole way to work.

Thoughts of ToxicFriend!Chishiya fills your head, making you unable to work properly the whole day. Thoughts of how to tell him what you saw and breaking his heart raced thru your mind. Not telling and keeping it to yourself was no possibility. ToxicFriend!Chishiya deserves the truth after all. He is such a good person, faithful and loyal while his girlfriend slept around like a prostitute. Surprise... He deserves so much better! You must tell him. As a friend, it is your duty, and you also don’t want him to stay in a relationship with someone who probably only uses him for his money and his name. But how?

ToxicFriend!Chishiya comes over later. He comes off a little excited and you ask him what is wrong. He tells you that his girlfriend told him they should move in together and he feels so happy. ToxicFriend!Chishiya was so worried that their relationship was somehow breaking apart but this shows that she does care for him right? She also loves him, right?

ToxicFriend!Chishiya says he feels so happy, but he wants to hear your opinion too, cause he might see things with his pink glasses. You struggle. Nerves a wreck and ToxicFriend!Chishiya of course knows you so well, he is such a wonderful friend after all, that he sees right thru you and asks what’s wrong. You come clean. Completely. Tell him what you saw, everything. That they hugged. Kissed. Fucked. You watch as his face falls, his smile disappearing, and he looks at you with an empty expression. When you are finished, he doesn’t respond, only sits there and stares at you.

ToxicFriend!Chishiya knows what you have seen, after all he wrote the script of the act that played out for your eyes. He knew how to react if you tell him and of course you tell him, you are such a loyal person, you can’t stand infidelity. He puts up a heart wrenching smile and thanks you for your honesty. He then tells you that he needs some time alone to comprehend that news and then leaves. As he walks towards your apartment door you tell him to wait and he turns around, tired look all over him. Shoulders slumped. He looks so exhausted. Gone is the man that came to you with happy news. Replaced by a kicked down boxing bag.

You hug ToxicFriend!Chishiya. Squeeze his body tightly to yours, reassuring him that you are there for him. He will always have you and when he wants to talk, to stay or to drink, you are ready to fill in whatever he needs. He thanks you, burring his head into your shoulder and fake sniffing, then turning around again and walking out of the door with a smirk on his face.

ToxicFriend!Chishiya stayed in his apartment, waiting for the paid prostitute to come over for the last time. She had another client before him, so it took some time, but that was ok. He needed you to lose your mind, thinking of all the things going on in his apartment right now. Poor ToxicFriend!Chishiya, all by himself, trying to understand how his life turned upside down in just some minutes. As if.

ToxicFriend!Chishiya almost laughs at the thoughts of you worrying about his mental state. When she finally appears, he makes sure to put on his hurt facade when opening the door, in case you were peeping out, watching him interact with his ‘girlfriend’. He paid the woman, then allows her to take a shower in his bathroom to pass some time, while he watches tv. Two hours go by, where she paints her nails and talks to some girlfriends on her phone, before he finally sends her away.

ToxicFriend!Chishiya walks out to his balcony, sitting on a chair with his face in his hands. He has never been good at fake crying. Tears just never wanted to spill when he needed them to, and his sobs just sounded so superficial. Instead ToxicFriend!Chishiya plays a YouTube video of someone sobbing while knowing damn well that your glass door was still open and you could hear every sound.

ToxicFriend!Chishiya phone made a Bing sound and he stops the video, to sniff a few times and read your text messages.

“Want me to come over?” nothing more, nothing less. Just that simple. He takes some time to reply, after all he must look like he is thinking about the answer, then writes yes and goes back in to put some droplets into his eyes that he knew would irritate them enough to cause some tears to spill and redness to appear. Just in time.

ToxicFriend!Chishiya opens the door. His face wet because he splashed some water on it, drawing the picture of washing it to calm himself. You hug him instantly, telling him sweet words like “It’s okay” and “I’m here for you” you both only hug for a while. You rub his back with your hands, his face buried deep in the crook of your neck, fingertips roaming your body and you think nothing bad of it. Of course. He makes sure to sniff a few more times, before he parts and ToxicFriend!Chishiya puts on a smile and thanks you, telling you what a wonderful person you are and that he loves you so much. What would he do without you. He would be so lost.

ToxicFriend!Chishiya is so close to you, he knows it. You both know it, but he waits for you to make the first step. It is important for the future. And you do. He sees it coming when your eyes lock on his lips, biting your own. He looks like a lost puppy and only you can save him. That’s when you lean in and steal a kiss from his lips. You gasp when backing away, repeating again and again how sorry you are and how you shouldn’t have done this. You don��t want to use him. He is in such a miserable state. So vulnerable. You are a terrible person!

ToxicFriend!Chishiya is now the one kissing you. He cups both your cheeks, pressing his lips against yours and waits for your surprised gasp to open your mouth. There you go, good girl. Invading your mouth with his tongue, he got you worked up fast, but he knows he has to play his cards right. He sees all the possibilities and so it doesn’t surprise him when you part from him, shaking your head telling him that this isn’t right. That he is confused, and you shouldn’t be using his poor state.

ToxicFriend!Chishiya doesn’t let you go on. He grabs you by your waist and pulls you back, whispering that he needs you right now. That he needs this. So fucking much. And you let him. Let him undress you and kiss you and suck on your neck, along your shoulder and down to your chest. He pants again and again that he needs this. That he feels so cold and only you can warm him up and of course you do, it is your duty as a friend to help him in any way possible, so if that’s what he needs, it would only be right to give him all, yeah? After all, you told him, you will always be there for him, so why backing down now?

Soon, ToxicFriend!Chishiya has you all naked, bend over his kitchen counter while he trusts into you from behind like a mad man and ripping apart your insides every time he plunges right back in. At least his ex-girlfriend didn’t lie about his big cock. Gosh it hits all the right places and has you moaning in seconds. His hands grip your waist, fingers dig into the soft flesh while the sound of skin-on-skin echoes from every wall.

Sweat is forming all over you and it’s not the summer heat’s fault. ToxicFriend!Chishiya works you so deliciously good. His balls slap against your dripping pussy, while he gives you one orgasm after the other. You finally understand the ex-womans pleading for ToxicFriend!Chishiya to stop. Your clit is so sensitive, he has you completely overstimulated under him, rutting into you like a maniac. If you wouldn’t be bend over the counter, nothing could keep you from falling to the ground.

But ToxicFriend!Chishiya isn’t finished with you. When you start whimpering to him that you can’t anymore, that it is too much, he shuts you up by claiming your mouth again, deepening the kiss and sucking every bit of oxygen right out of your lungs. He pulls out of your weeping hole, only to maneuver you towards his bedroom and picking up his ministrations on you again, as soon as he had you laid down on your back with your legs in the air and him between your thighs. Never had any man fucked you so good. So hard. So long. ToxicFriend!Chishiya is a man on a mission and who are you to deny him that. No really who are you? He fucked your brain out so you only know his name anymore, so who are you again? Who cares, you think when he finally stops, falling on the mattress next to you. You are on your belly now, not knowing when you changed position, but it must have happened at some point.

Your cunt is oozing out ToxicFriend!Chishiya cum, overflowing and unable to fit all of it inside that loose hole. He was the first man that ever fucked you raw and right now you are so glad you never stopped taking the pill, even tho you broke up with your ex months ago. It isn’t long after, that you lose conscious, falling asleep while stuffed to the brim. ToxicFriend!Chishiya takes his time studying your naked body lying around, all spread out and covered in his and your juice. That is the beginning of your end, and he will make sure you will enjoy it to your fullest.

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[rockettheraccoonxreader]

Rocket raccoon x reader part 2

Warm

Hey guys I’m glad so many of you like it! I’ll continue to work hard for you all!

SPOILERS FOR GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL.3

Trigger warning!

1. Drug withdrawals

2. Abuse

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The warm waters soaking your coat felt nice, you had never experienced this before so it took some teaching from mantis to get the hang of it but you quickly picked it up. Looking toward the soap that mantis lent you looked at all the bottles, ‘shampoo? What the hell is that?’ you opened the bottle with a confused face and poured at least half the bottle on your body.

The suds from the shampoo intrigued you, noticing how they turned slightly gray from all the dirt on you made you excited to see what you looked like without the dirt. Seeing all the other ‘perfect specimens’ with shiny and clean coats made you feel jealous. After rinsing off the soap and turning off the water you peaked out of the shower towards the door that Mantis was on the other side of.

Using the cloth she had left you you dried yourself off to the best of your ability, “okay Mantis I'm done.”

The door quickly swinging open she had a small pile of clothes in her hand, “okay so I have clothes for you but I don't know if you'll need help or not.”

“It's okay I got this” The tank top was a darker orange and the slightly baggy pants were black, with pockets littered all around them. You then stopped, shoes, you had never worn them. Grabbing them and peeking out the front door Mantis was gone. Panic flooded your body, then you locked eyes with rocket.

He was frozen again, looking you over he thought the clothes fit you very well his mind was torn from the thought when your voice sounded out, “Could you help me with them? I've never worn them before.”

“Oh. Uh yeah!” he waved towards you, “Follow me.” he showed you to the table and chairs pulling one out and helping you up in the chair he helped with your socks and then slid the shoes on. Watching him intently he then showed you how to tie the knot and then you followed his instructions with the other shoe.

“Thank you for showing me how rocket,” you looked him in the eyes for the first time and he was speechless. “Oh uh yeah it's no problem!” he fumbled internally screaming he slightly smiled at you.

“So would you like to change your name?” he looked at you quizzically, “I mean only if you want to!”

You thought about it for a second, “(y/n), I read it in a book at one point. I thought it was lovely.”

Rocket nodded “okay (y/n) it is then!”

Helping you out of the chair he had you follow him and took you to the kitchen, “are you hungry?” nodding you looked at all the characters walking by outside. Hearing voices coming from a nearby door you peeked your head out the door while Rocket dug through the fridge. At the table were the people that you met earlier, some yelling at each other and some just trying to have a peaceful moment.

Rocket made you a plate of some food and walked you over to the table. Sitting down the table quieted down, everyone looking you over. You fur still slightly wet but fairly dry your fur poofed out.

Drax belted out a laugh “I never thought we would meet a fluffier animal than this rabbit!” pointing over to rocket.

The table collectively sighed “Drax leave IPT-189 alone!” yelled Mantis.

“Their name is (y/n) now!” Rocket slammed his hands down. The table was quite once again, “I am Groot,” the tree spoke up looking towards you.

You looked to anyone else to see if they, “it's nice to meet you again Groot.”

Peter spoke up “he said he likes your new name.”

Looking at him then at Groot again, “Thank you, Groot.”

“I am Groot,” he nods.

Drax who was looking at you pretty much the whole time, “so why did the evolutionary keep you around? From files we stole the burned all of batch 89.”

Straightening your back and looking down at your plate you were quiet. “Drax! You can't just ask someone that!” Peter yelled.

“But we are all wondering,” drax exclaimed looking at Peter. The table then devolved into arguments and playfulness, everyone putting in their two cents. You watched in awe, when the table quieted down drax glanced at you. “So... Why did they keep you around?”

“Drax! What did we just argue about!?” Peter piped up again.

“When did we argue?”

“Just now!”

“I wasn't paying attention to what you were saying.” drax breaks eye contact from Peter.

“The high evolutionary was fond of the arts, I happened to be gifted in art when others were others were not,” you looked at your forearms.

The table was quiet when listening to you, you looked at all of them and felt your stomach churn. Hoping down from your chair, looking around grabbing a pencil and paper. Then hopping back up, drawing a quick sketch of the room, everyone at the table, and the half-empty pitcher of liquid.

The sketch was practically a picture of the room. “I happened to sketch the evolutionary when I was meeting with him at one point. That was the moment he knew what to do with me.”

You grimaced remembering the day that you had your surgery. The room was quiet again, rocket looked at you. Tears silently fell from your eyes, “I am Groot.”

Groot slowly hugged you, you didn't know what to do then slowly hugged back what you could. After some time the table went back to the usual loudness. When everyone was done eating you were shown around, the children that were also on the high evolutionarys ship running around and laughing.

You choose to stay with the guardians for a while as you got used to living a normal life, Nebula helped you with getting clothes from the tailor.

One night after the other you had withdraws, mantis helped with them at night but after two nights you didn't want to tire her out. After a few nights of being alone in the medical bay again you heard the door open. Your ears perked towards the doors again.

“How are you doing?” you looked towards Rocket who was standing at the door. Making his way towards you he sat at the edge of your bed. Your knees were pulled into your chest and your arms were wrapped around them. “I've definitely felt better before,” you whispered.

Nausea washed over you again, and you sat back in the bed. Rocket walked over to the bed and sat at the edge of it, “do you need some water?” he handed the cup that Nebula left earlier for you. You took it gently from him and sat up for a quick drink.

Once you were done he put the cup back down on the small table, and you laid back, resting your back on the wall.

“Hey rocket?”

“Yeah?”

“You can say no and I won't be bothered if you do, but would you sleep here tonight? I've been having this terrible nightmare.”

He looked at you, your ears were down and you were looking down not making eye contact, “Yeah, I don't mind.”

You smiled just a little bit, “Thank you,” touching your forearm where the fur met with metal. “He used to drug me with all sorts of things from any planet he could get his hands on,” your fingers followed the edge of the metal all the way around.

“I'm sorry (y/n),” feeling the survivor's guilt he carried creep back into his mind as he looked down at his hands. Then your hand slipped over his, “you know I'm so glad you got out of there Rocket, I'm so happy that you got to go outside and see the galaxy. I'm happy about it because then if you didn't who knows where I would be or where you would be.”

You squeezed his hand “I'm so glad, thank you for escaping all those years ago.”

Rocket looked at you with shock, “But I left you guys all behind.”

“But you came back for us,” you locked eyes with him. His eyes swelled with tears and started crying softly. Hugging you tightly you embraced him back, he soon let go and wiped his eyes.

After getting settled for the night, you both just shared the bed. Talking about things of all kinds of things, you asked many questions. Catching the camera in your eye again it caught his eye, “can I ask about the camera eye?”

You were surprised for a second but you looked at him, “It takes pictures for me when I needed to paint still life paintings. It was hard for me to remember what people and things looked like when I first started. He would get upset when something didn't look like reality.”

“How do you see what you need to paint?”

You laid back and then patted Rocket to lean back, looking towards the ceiling you blinked your eyes a few times. After a second or two, a projection came out of the same eye. It was a painting of a bridge with a stream running underneath it on a tablet, you could also see the blank canvas being placed next to you. Rocket was amazed with you and disgusted with the high evolutionary, you blinked and it was a different picture another animal from batch 89 was there. It was a strange-looking creature with pure white fur and on the larger side, “he said he was a polar bear.”

You blinked again, it was the painting from earlier, flames struck against the painting. You blinked a couple of times showing Rocket some of the new pictures you had taken. Some of Cosmo, some other animals, and people laughing and dancing. Once you got tired you turned off the projections, looking over to Rocket he looked tired as well.

He pulled you in close and you cuddled into his fur, he stiffened up a bit but then melted into the cuddles. Closing your eyes you peacefully drifted into sleep, Rocket watched your eyes slowly close and followed suit drifting to sleep fast.

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Part two Is done! You'll see part 3 out soon too! I hope you guys enjoyed it!

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[romewritingshop]

Just Like Magic pt. 2

Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen

Pairing: Viscount!Choso x Maid/Reader

Warning: N/A

MASTERLIST

A/N: Some of you may have read this before, I just had to make a few changes in narrative and now I feel it is ready. Part 2 is here and Part 3 is coming soon. Thanks and I hope you enjoy. Let me know what you think! Follow, comment or reblog, IDC because I enjoy writing this fic. Please pay attention before reading.

(Y/N) was always an early riser as she dragged herself out of the luxurious bed sheets, straight away fixing them to make it seem like no one had slept there before sauntering over to the windows to pull open the curtains. The scenery outside was idyllic as she stared at the lush green trees shrouded under clouds. Her fingers mindlessly brushed the knots and tangles in her hair, smoothing it so it was straight and neat.

She fucked up but she may be able to recover from this. In the original story, the reader fell into a shock coma and dreamt the rest of her life with Choso. It was a shitty twist and (Y/N) wasn't weak willed. She was going to make the most of it. In the last three years, her heart somehow hardened and she built up her endurance to become stronger. She would overcome the shock.

She needed to talk to Choso, not too sure what exactly. But she needed to speak to Toge. At least tell him the circumstances have changed. Just so later on, down the line Toge wouldn't be so outraged by her sudden marriage. There was a soft knock on the door as (Y/N) shifted away from the window to answer who was at the door.

It was Nanami and a young woman with short orange hair, dressed in a black dress and white apron. Nanami seemed tired as usual as (Y/N) let the both of them enter the room. (Y/N) recognised the young woman but kept quiet to get a better explanation. Nanami gestured at the woman to begin introducing when his eyes accidentally caught (Y/N)'s nightwear. Red blush spread across his cheeks as he turned around, speaking with a choked voice.

"Lady Itadori, you seem to be missing your robe."

(Y/N) glanced down to notice that she was wearing a sheer silk nightgown that was showing a shadow of her body. The young woman rushed forward and helped (Y/N) slip into the robe that was hanging on a chair.

"Apologies, Nanami. You can look now."

He turned around, feeling a little relieved and embarrassed about the situation. However it wasn't the worst thing he had seen. He cleared his throat and spoke clearly.

"My apologies. This is Nobara. She will be your maid. I assume you are familiar with what her role is."

(Y/N) gave a nod and smiled at the young woman. Nobara was a fun character and she could completely trust her.

"It's nice to meet you Nobara."

"You too, My Lady."

"Please call me (Y/N)."

Nobara was horrified as she shook her head and waved her hands frantically. How could she dare address her Lady without her title? She wasn't worthy to be on a first name basis with her.

"I cannot."

Nanami rolled his eyes, and interjected between the two women.

"My Lady you will have to get used to this. You are the wife of Viscount Itadori Choso of Kaprines. A noble."

"Oh right. My apologies."

There was a brief pause in the air as (Y/N) let his words sink in. Nanami cleared his throat and switched to more important matters.

“Now, Nobara and I will show you around the estate and discuss your duties as the Lady of the Household. Do you have any questions?”

“Yes. Before we proceed with that, I want to talk to Viscount Itadori.”

Nanami had an apprehensive expression on his face, almost wishing that she didn’t ask for that request. Viscount Itadori seemed miserable this morning which was a counter to his usual calm manner. (Y/N) noticed this expression as she tried to rectify this.

“I’m sorry but -”

Before she could finish that sentence, there was a harsh rapid knock on the door, followed by a young maid with a grey dress. She gave a quick bow to (Y/N) and then turned around to quickly inform Nanami.

“Apologies. Nanami, Viscount Itadori is asking for you to help him prepare. He’s been summoned to hunt for monsters that are terrorising the villages in the north. He intends to leave now.”

Nanami gave a firm nod and dismissed the maid, turning to Lady Itadori and bowing with apology.

“Forgive me, my Lady but I must attend the Viscount. Nobara will guide you.”

At that Nanami strode out of the room and rushed away to Viscount Itadori’s room. (Y/N) was also about to follow when Nobara pulled at her arm to warn her.

“My Lady! You can’t go out looking like that! Put a dress on!”

(Y/N) was surprised by the casual tone in Nobara’s voice as she furrowed her eyebrows to look at her maid. Nobara rolled her eyes and let go of her hand before casually sauntering to the wardrobe to pick a dress out for (Y/N). A minute or so later, Nobara had pulled out a simple green dress with a bright yellow cord going across the hem, sleeves and folds of the dress.

“This dress is good. It’s quick to get into, can go on top of the night dress and it won’t drag on the ground if you want to go see Viscount Itadori.”

A gentle smile made its way to (Y/N)’s face, glad that Nobara understood what she needed. She gave a haphazard nod before taking off her nightgown’s robe, using Nobara’s help to get into the dress. Nobara pulled it up over the shoulders roughly before yanking the strings tight to tie up the back. Lady Itadori was ready except for her feet as Nobara went to the wardrobe one more time to grab a black pair of cloth pattens.

As soon as Nobara slipped the shoes on, (Y/N) shoved the door open and rushed out to try to catch her husband. Nobara rolled her eyes and grabbed a red woollen shawl from the wardrobe before chasing after (Y/N). She was a quick person as Nobara darted down the hallway just to catch a brief glimpse of (Y/N).

(Y/N) was passing through the hallways before entering a foyer. She rushed down and pushed the front door open to see several groups of men on horseback. All dressed in metal armour, save for their heads. There seemed to be at least forty men as (Y/N) shrank into herself. It was definitely an intimidating sight as she tried to peek around for a familiar face.

Fortunately for her, she was able to find Captain Tsukumo as she stepped down before calmly walking towards the tall woman. She was steely focused at inspecting the carriages that were prepared to carry their tents and food for a whole five months. It was never easy to pack at the last minute.

"Captain Tsukumo!"

Hearing her name, Tsukumo turned around to see the Lady of the house approaching her as she gave a quick bow.

"My Lady. What can I do for you?"

"Do you happen to know where Viscount Itadori is?"

"Last I saw him, was in his study for the briefing. I haven't seen him since."

(Y/N) huffed frantically as she thanked Tsukumo, then stomping away to look for the other Captain, Nanami, Yuuji or Viscount Itadori himself. Nobara had just reached Tsukumo and muttered angrily to herself as she followed the Lady.

All the knights were perplexed by the new Lady of the house, stomping around looking for her husband. She managed to spot Captain Fushiguro, who was tending to a horse.

"Captain Fushiguro!"

Fushiguro bowed lowly to (Y/N) as she stopped in front of him. She was breathing heavily and shivering as Fushiguro quirked a single eyebrow upwards.

"Lady Itadori, you shouldn't be running in this frosty weather."

He took the shawl off his horse and stepped closer to Lady Itadori, bringing the shawl around her shoulders and tugging it close so that she could grasp the closed ends. She didn't think much of it as she rasped out.

"Don't worry about me, Captain. Have you seen Viscount Itadori? I need to urgently talk to him."

"Lady Itadori!"

Fushiguro and (Y/N) pivoted to the direction of the loud call which came from Nobara. She held a red woolly shawl as she trudged over and wrapped herself in it, grumbling nonsense. A soft inaudible scoff left Fushiguro's lips as he smirked.

"Don't worry, I took care of your Lady."

Nobara squinted aggressively at the Captain's gesture. Fushiguro grinned smugly before he returned to (Y/N) to answer her question.

"I haven't seen Viscount Itadori since the briefing."

At that moment, a loud trumpet sounded as the entire courtyard turned to the knight that sat atop a chestnut coloured horse. It was Viscount Itadori, dressed in a black gilded armour with silver embellishments across the edge and chest. The horse trudged through the crowd and made its way over to Captain Fushiguro.

"Captain, are we ready to depart?"

"Yes my Lord. All accounted for … except for your brother"

Choso rolled his eyes before he took notice of (Y/N) and her maid wrapped up in shawls. He frowned at the fact that (Y/N) was out here and probably looking for him. He didn't want to talk to her. He wasn't ready as he returned his gaze back to Fushiguro.

"I can't afford to wait for him any longer. We will head out first and tell him, he can come with Megumi once he's healed up."

Fushiguro bowed as he walked towards the troops to inform them of their new orders. Nanami came up to Choso to hand over the helmet of his armour.

"Viscount Itadori?"

Her husband ignored her plea as he turned to Nanami with a firm tone in his voice.

"Please take her inside and explain to her everything I explained to you. I must head out now."

With no final glance back at (Y/N), Choso flicked his reins so his horse began to trot to the front of the men, to begin leading them to their military hunt. (Y/N) felt her heart break a little as she watched her husband leave without a glance and regard for her.

In the original, the shock of rejection had cemented so strongly that the original reader fell into a coma and only woke up when she heard the news about her husband's death. (Y/N) was not weak to be weighed down by rejection, she had been forced to go through a lot in the last three years and it had toughened her skin.

(Y/N) stood tall and firm, watching as Choso was riding away until he became a small blimp in the horizon. Nobara carefully brought her hands to the Lady's shoulders to coax her back to the palace. Fushiguro clambered onto his horse and trotted over to the Lady, Nanami and Nobara. He had a warm gentle expression as he spoke.

"My Lady, I'll try to send a raven to keep you informed about our hunt. We should be back soon, safe and sound."

"Thank you Captain."

"Call me Toji, my Lady."

"Toji."

(Y/N)'s heart warmed at his kind gesture. Toji gave a confident smile as his eyes glanced over at the Lady. His eyes went towards Nobara as he smirked playfully at her.

"Please keep Lady Itadori safe."

Nobara scoffed as she folded her arms, almost knowing his intentions from his words spoken to her Lady.

"Don't worry, Captain. I'll keep her safe. You should worry more about yourself."

"I will, Miss."

With that said, Fushiguro guided his horse to turn and gallop after the men. The courtyard was now empty now as (Y/N) exhaled a deep breath she didn’t know she was holding. She needed to make the most of her time at the palace, to convince Choso that she was worthy of keeping.

She followed Nobara and Nanami up the stairs only to come across a familiar lanky figure that leaned on the door frame. Yuuji had a proud grin as he gave a quick bow to (Y/N).

"My Lady."

"Yuuji! Weren't you supposed to go with them?"

"And suffer from Big Bro's foul mood for months on end? No thanks. I'm better off being here to help you, my Lady."

Nanami frowned with his folded arms and raised eyebrows.

"How exactly are you helping Lady Itadori?"

"I'm gonna help her win Choso's heart of course."

"With magic?"

"Of course not! That is deceitful and I would never do that."

Nanami shook his head with a grimace as he held an arm out to lead (Y/N) in.

"I apologise, my Lady but don't listen to his words. He will make you drink a potion without telling you the effects."

They began walking inside the hall as Yuuji skipped after them, feeling rather offended by Nanami's insinuations. Nobara and (Y/N) were listening with amusement.

"When are you going to let that go, Nanami?! It was one time."

"It shouldn't have even been one time. It was humiliating in front of Lord Gakuganji and Lady Utahime of Macia. I felt like a fool jester."

"It was very good dancing."

"She almost would have killed me because she assumed that I was trying to seduce her."

(Y/N) and Nobara pursed their lips to refrain from laughing aloud whilst Nanami pinched his eyes at the embarrassment of having to recollect that memory. Yuuji had a grin of confidence as he slapped Nanami’s back.

“Come on! I thought it would help you seem less sleepy in front of them.”

Yuuji quietened down at the dangerous glare that Nanami was giving him. He decides to slide back and walk quietly alongside Lady Itadori. There was a moment of peace before Yuuji opened his mouth.

"Where exactly are we going?"

"To the spare study to teach the Lady about the house."

"Without breakfast?"

Nanami halted to a stop as his face flushed with apprehension. He had completely forgotten about that as he slowly turned with a bow.

"My apologies, my Lady. I had forgotten to ask you about breakfast."

(Y/N) shook her face as waved her hand nonchalantly. She didn't always have breakfast so it didn't matter.

"It's okay, Nanami. I can survive without breakfast."

"But Viscount Itadori will be angry if I haven't appropriately catered to you. You must hold on in the study whilst I go get your breakfast."

"Nanami! Don't worry. Please don't bother to make a big breakfast. Nobara, can you please bring three slices of toast with honey on top and some tea please?" 

“Yeah Nobara, get me a whole plate of eggs and bacon!"

Nobara gave a nod to her Lady, whilst sending a glare to Yuuji before she strayed away from them to the kitchen.

"She'll bring our breakfast whilst we study.”

Nanami acquiesced and they continued on. They came across a tall door which fit the palace's aesthetic. All of them came across a wall of bookshelves, a desk and a small table accompanied by wine coloured loungers. It was a simple elegantly decorated study as Nanami guided (Y/N) to sit down at her desk. He went towards the bookshelf and grabbed a few books off it before placing them on the table, in front of (Y/N). Yuuji plopped himself onto the loungers as he watched (Y/N) with a bored expression. Her face paled as Nanami began to explain.

"This will be your study, my Lady. Viscount Itadori has asked me to educate you in noble matters. These two books are the ledgers that Viscount Itadori has kept regarding the upkeep cost of the house, taxes, employee salaries and other expenses. 

"Viscount Itadori is fairly new to the noble society, only recently was he given the title as a Viscount. Hence he only wrote two years of ledgers. The other Lords of Kaprines have their ledgers here as well and they date back eighty years."

(Y/N) could not keep up with Nanami's words as she glanced over at Yuuji. That man was snoozing peacefully through the droning and after what seemed to be a good forty minutes there was a knock on the door. Nobara pushed the door open, wheeling in two breakfast trays, one with buttered toast, honey and tea, the other with eggs, bacon and toast, accompanied by a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.

Yuuji sprung up happily and took a seat opposite to (Y/N), ready to feast on his breakfast.

"Finally! Thank you Nobara."

Nobara rolled her eyes and set the trays in front of (Y/N) and Yuuji. She elbowed Nanami with a teasing tone.

"Did you bore them by droning about finances?"

"No, Lady Itadori was thoroughly engaged through our conversation, right?"

(Y/N) quietly sipped her tea as a way to abstain from answering Nanami. The tea was silky and smooth going down her throat with hints of chamomile mixed in. The toast seemed to be from freshly baked bread and fresh honey. It was the best breakfast she's had in a long time.

She was going to be the best Lady of the region, let alone the house and then maybe his wife. She's not only read fanfics, but historical manhwas as well so she knows how to play the game. Inumaki/Itadori (Y/N) was going to be the best main character there ever was.

Although a lot of what's happening now is completely new and she was out of her depth in knowledge. So she didn't have the best idea of what would happen next. She was going to need everyone's help to adapt and adjust.

"Lady Itadori?"

"Oh! Were you saying something? I'm so sorry, I was lost in thought."

Yuuji waved a hand to brush off her apology as straightened his posture.

"What I was trying to say to Nanami is that you aren't a member of the house of Kaprines until you have your own raven."

"Raven?"

Nanami gave a nod and began to explain.

"Yes. Ravens are the official animal of the House as well as our message carriers. The important members of the house have a raven, currently they are Viscount Itadori, Captains Tsukumo, Fushiguro, one of the knights, Megumi, and myself."

Yuuji clears his throat as Nanami rolls his eyes.

"And mage master Yuuji."

"Miwa takes care of the ravens, you'll like her. We should go pick out a raven for you and Miss Nobara as well!"

This was new. She did remember briefly seeing a raven on Choso's shawl but she couldn't focus on its significance at the time. (Y/N) turned towards Nanami as if to ask him if it was okay. He gave a gentle warm smile which assured her. She gave a nod and stood up to follow Yuuji through the hallway and through the saloon which led to the gardens of the palace. It was still a little frosty as the clouds swirled with a dull white colour.

A few yards away, there is a large glass greenhouse which has an open window to allow ravens to come and go. Yuuji led them up to the doors and pushed them wide to unveil lush trees. There was a small water fountain to the right and to the left was a desk of odd bits of junk.

It was amazing as (Y/N) held her breath at the setting as well as the occupants, the ravens. All were different ages and sizes, flying around and croaking. Yuuji strutted in, with his arms spread introducing the women to the birds.

"Welcome Lady Itadori and Nobara to the Unkindness Sanctuary."

(Y/N) frowned at the name as she walked into the glance at the ravens.

"Why unkindness?"

Nanami rolled his eyes and stepped forward to explain better.

"Because a group of ravens are known as 'unkindness'."

Yuuji laughed as he held his palm out for a raven to perch on it.

"I heard this from a fellow scientist and I just had to use it."

"You're the only one who uses that name. The actual name is The Kaprine Raven Sanctuary."

Everyone turned to the right to see a blue haired girl, dressed in black trousers and a black button shirt. She had one glove and a kind smile as she walked up to (Y/N), curtsying before introducing herself. 

"My name is Miwa. I take care of the ravens here."

The raven that was hanging near Yuuji, flew away to stand on the palm of Miwa's hand. She was a new character being introduced but (Y/N) was going to love this girl. 

"I'm sure you have many questions as to why the House has chosen a raven?"

(Y/N) gave a kind nod as she stood closer to Miwa to stroke the raven perched on her palm. It was certainly fascinating as ravens were commonly known to be harbingers of death and misery. She's aware of the superstitions around the birds.

"It is true that locals often symbolised these birds as figures of death and despair, choosing to avoid the sights of these birds, however they seem to underestimate how intelligent these birds are.

"They are capable of communication, being able to solve puzzles and come up with solutions. Not only that, but they have been known to mimic human voices. 

"The first Lord of the house intended to use the raven as a way to establish themselves as a symbol of misery. However over the years, the different Lords began to notice the potential these birds have in carrying out tasks.

"Only twenty years ago, the Lord of Kaprines opened up this sanctuary as a way to nurture, train and breed ravens. My family have been taking care of the ravens since the sanctuary opened."

"And two years ago, I gave the name 'unkindness'. Hopefully it sticks!"

"Hopefully it doesn't."

Yuuji glared at Nobara, who simply rolled her eyes before looking around at the ravens.

"So how exactly do you choose your raven?"

Miwa shrugged before letting the raven on her palm fly away.

"Depends on which one looks good to you. Yuuji and Nanami, you help Nobara find her raven and I'll help Lady Itadori."

Everyone then split off into their assigned pairs as Miwa and (Y/N) strolled around the greenhouse. All their little beady eyes watched their movements as Miwa introduced a few birds to her.

"This is Max. He's a strong protective raven that can fight a squirrel."

"Can he actually?"

"Well I haven't seen it but apparently he fought one. This is Claude, a brooding raven who'll do what you want as long as you give him a snack. And this is Arsene. He is tempermental and deadly. I wouldn't recommend having him."

Arsene croaked loudly at Miwa's comment which made her jump behind (Y/N) and yelp. (Y/N) held back a laugh as she watched the bird carer begin an argument.

"What? It's true! You almost hit Regina in the beak yesterday. - what do you mean you were play-fighting?"

(Y/N) noticed a lone raven sitting on a branch, looking wistfully out at the gardens and hills behind the glass. She came closer to inspect the bird, moving carefully so as not to disturb it. The raven pivoted its head back as if knowing (Y/N) was there before flying down to stand in front of her.

Its eyes had a gentle fascination which drew her in, she crouched and brought a finger to scratch at his neck. It gave a soft croak and leaned in to accept her tender affection, this brought a smile to her face as she sat down, crossing her legs before bringing the bird onto her lap.

"That's Zachary. One of the soft hearted ravens that is loyal, caring and strong. One of the best choices actually."

(Y/N) lifted Zachary up to connect eye to eye with him as she instantly fell in love. She knew this raven would be there for her as she smiled at the bird. Miwa reached into her pocket and presented a ring and a bracelet to the two of them.

"If you are happy with Zachary, put this ring on your finger and put the bracelet around his neck so that this connects you together."

(Y/N) did as she instructed before turning to Zachary to introduce herself.

"Hi Zachary, I'm (Y/N)."

"Hello my Lady."

(Y/N) jumped at the sudden deep voice that came from Zachary. There is no way that ravens can actually mimic humans to the point that they can speak fluently. It was impossible as she gave Miwa a close to accusatory look.

"I thought you said they could mimic human voices."

Miwa nervously laughed before apologising.

"I did and they can. I'm sorry I should have been clearer. Yuuji charmed the ring and bracelet to establish and strengthen the communicative telepathic link."

(Y/N) gave a slow nod as she referenced the argument she had with the bird Arsene.

"Wait, so you actually understood what Arsene was saying?"

"Of course! The ravens are bred with magic to help them communicate like us. However the bracelet and ring enhance the communication link with the raven you have chosen as a companion. Essentially to a point where you could telepathically communicate across a large distance. Although that has never been tested."

That brought a smile to her face as Zachary took a perch on her shoulder. She learnt a lot as she gave a low curtsy to Miwa.

"I see. Well thank you Miwa for helping me find my raven and teaching me about them."

"You're welcome, my Lady. Should we go see Nobara?" 

She gave a nod as the three of them began to head over to Nanami, Yuuji and Nobara. Nobara had an angry expression as she furrowed her eyebrows at Yuuji.

"You said they could mimic human voices. You failed to mention that they were capable of holding a conversation."

"Oh dear indeed! How could I have overstepped that important detail?"

(Y/N) rolled her eyes and linked her arm with Nobara's.

"Don't worry! You get used to it."

"Are you serious, my Lady? There is no way I can get used to this."

(Y/N) led Nobara away to look at other ravens, followed by Miwa who was continuously introducing the different ravens around them. Nanami watched them happily, whereas Yuuji stepped up to Nanami with an apprehensive expression.

"Are you sure this is a good idea, Nanami?"

Nanami pursed his lips as if he was unsure about what Yuuji was referring to.

"What is?"

"Keeping Lady Itadori here when Choso asked you to send her away."

Nanami's jaw ticked, not surprised at the fact that Yuuji knew this order. Yuuji was lingering outside the doors after the briefing, he probably overheard the conversation. The mage could tell that this struck a nerve as he spoke tentatively.

"I'm not doubting you. I'm concerned about your wellbeing."

"I appreciate that, Yuuji. I'm sure about keeping the Lady here. Your brother hasn't thought clearly with his head."

Yuuji gave a nod as he gave a gentle pat to his shoulder.

"I understand. I will support you with this and inform the others to do the same."

A calm silence settled between them as they watched Lady Itadori and Nobara look around at the ravens.

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[csphire]

Updated Dammon Build Guide!

Sad because you need more Dammon? Here is an updated guide on how to make him into your player character or dream guardian.

First, let's discuss the mods you'll need if you want to get your player character as close as possible to Dammon's long-lost twin or evil clone. Are you on a console or don't want to mod? No worries, alternative suggestions will be provided in this guide too.

Clothing:

This is only needed if you wish for him to wear the same outfit and for it to be the right color. If you want to keep the number of mods on the low side, you can use Basket Full of Equipment instead. It does have a blacksmith outfit, scarf and his boots too. (The boots are called: Black Leather Footwear D, just dye them brown. The scarf dye Swamp Green.)

Just know as of posting this, there is no dye in the game to match Dammon's existing choice of colors on his blacksmithing outfit perfectly. I would recommend when using Basket Full of Equipment to go with the scarf-free version and dye it Faewild Green and Dun Dye. Then you'll find his scarf in the cloak bag and dye that Swamp Green. If you can't get your hands on that rare dye Swamp Green works great too.

Eyes (and a jump start with the dream guardian):

What do I mean by jumpstart? Well... the modder here made a great start of what Dammon looks like. But I suspect the way the mod and/or game functions, some of Dammon's coloring is a little off. His horns are nearly white, and his eyes are brown, that is if you're trying to make the dream guardian look like him. This might be corrected in the future.

What's important about this mod is that it unlocks Dammon's unique eye color for not only the Guardian but also the Player Character. It's the only one I've found so far that does this. If there are other mods that come along that just unlock his eyes, I'll be happy to include them here too.

Don't want to install mods or can't? Try the Blue 3 or Sapphire 4 eyes. Or if you want them to glow more then have central heterochromia Elf Blue 1 and 2 are nice options as well.

Fun fact: Dammon's eyes are blue with central heterochromia.

Oh, and there is also the option to go with his Early-Access eye color Elf-Gold 3 if you're feeling particularly nostalgic.

The Quick and Easy Way:

Want to make the player character and every companion in your party look like Dammon? Well, this is the mod for you. There is however a caveat. He's stuck in that blacksmith outfit. As in not even for love scenes will he get naked. Alas, the real Dammon model doesn't have a nude character model option-at least not yet. Any who...

Onwards to the rest of character creation!

But first, a few quick side-by-side final comparisons to confirm the appearance you should get when following this guide.

Head, Skintone, and Horn Color:

Head 4

Blush Tone 5

Malbolge Spires with Dusty 6 for both base and tip color.

Hair:

Style - Arabel Ribbon Hair Color - Blonde 3 Highlight - Red 6 Intensity 70.

Makeup (optional):

Eye Makeup - Butterscotch (Intensity 40, Metallic Tint 10, and Glossy 10) Limp Tint - Red 1 (Intensity 10, Metallic Tint 10, and Glossy 10) For makeup, I'm unsure if Dammon wears any but in all the images here I did add a subtle amount to try to make his eyes stand out a little. This might be helpful if you're stuck using Blue 3 or Sapphire 4. I thought to also add a tiny bit of gloss to his lips since he's not hanging out by his forge so much. This is just a personal preference.

In fact, Makeup 12 comes in handy for guys or gals in general at a 10 to 50 tint level to make their eyes look a little deeper set, tired even and um... more broody? Play around with this and other make-ups and have fun.

Scar (optional):

Dammon does have a scar over the bridge of his nose, under his right eye, and on his lower left lip. But on him, as seen below, it's faded. Scar 3 comes sorta close but it's rather distracting. Until we can get a scar depth or age slidder from Larian (or a mod) I would skip it entirely for now.

Class, Race, Voice, and Stats (optional):

According to the Wiki Dammon is an Asmodeus Tiefling but you could subrace him into Mephistopheles or Zariel as head 4 is available to all subraces. Changing his subrace might prove advantageous depending upon what class you wish to play.

For voice, nothing can replace Frazer Blaxland's, but... I found Voice 3, out of all of them, is similar in depth and warmth.

If playing as Dammon and you want to get as close to his abilities, and fighting style as possible, it's all an educated guess. This is only mine on one class example: Druid.

To start, I made sure that all his stats were at least 10 in everything just like his original. For the extra points left over, I put them into upping his Dexterity as it helps with dodging damage. After all, you don't need a lot of hp if you can dodge damage. I also put a few extra points into the main stat for his class and a bit in Charisma just to make conversation rolls easier. For background, I went with Guild Artisan to further help him with persuasion, give him some insight, and for roleplaying purposes since he was a blacksmith. For cantrips, I would highly recommend picking Guidance if available to further aid all conversation rolls.

I went with Druid because it lets him wield a scimitar right at the start. On the Nautolid you can usually find two of these weapons. "Who uses wooden tools!" Dammon shouts as he throws that ugly staff overboard into the fires of Avernus. The second reason is perhaps while he was in the grove he learned a thing or two. He did after all pick up a few skills while in Avernus, why not at the Druid Grove too? It's just one level and you could multi-class him into anything later on.

The third reason I went with Druid for class is your doppelganger gets a discount from Arron, the other merchant to be found there.

But of course, you can make him any other class you wish or multi-class him. I did so myself by adding dragon sorcerer and bard to him later on. This is just an idea, but one could use his playthrough to try and get the Jack-of-all-Trades achievement.

If I had to go with an official class for him, my money would be on Artificer with a subclass of a Battle Smith, to be precise. The video down below explains what they are, and as early as Act II Dammon can literally craft us some bombs and free armor if you bring him the right things. He would be the perfect Artificer companion if we in the future get that class in a DLC. (And romance option-yes while keeping most of his mystery too, Frazer. This will explain just one example of how it's possible.)

Sadly, no official Artificer class yet but there are a few mods you can try out by just searching the term Artificer on the Nexus. But this mod looks so far the most polished and fleshed out called:

Hope all this info helps you have some fun. Please feel free to tag and share with me your Dammon creations! Need any help feel free to reach out, I'd be happy to help. Looking for my old guide? It's here.

*Full Disclosure: In the previous versions of my guide, I was mistaken about his skin tone being Blush 4. After a near-unhealthy amount of scrutiny of Dammon's model, I apologize for this mistake. It's Blush 5, and the majority of the screenshots, ones that focus on his appearance, have been corrected accordingly. I apologize for this mistake and any inconvenience it has caused.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dammon build guide #dammon guide #build guide #dammon #bg3 dammon #make player character into Dammon #make guardian into Dammon #suggested mods #tieflings #bg3 tiefling #have fun #Youtube #Tammon #Dummon #feel free to tag me to show me your dammons!

[finestcigar]

My personal favorite lines from every DRDT character + explanations

Most of these are my favorites because they carry deeper implications about the characters or are thematically interesting. A few of them are just here because they're funny.

Fair warning that this is at least half just an excuse to talk about my subjective character interpretations and various cool shit I've noticed.

Spoilers up to CH2-11. Content warnings for DRDT-typical stuff.

J:

It's a kind of funny part of J's character how genuinely vindictive she gets over her secret despite it seemingly being minor and almost completely meaningless. To be fair, I guess spending four straight days hanging out with Arturo does that to a person.

Xander:

This is very interesting to me because a lot of the cast feel trapped by "fate" or unfortunate circumstances they're unable to escape (well, besides the killing game...). Teruko is the obvious example, but so are David, Arei (at first), Rose, Ace... It's common enough among the characters that I'd argue it as a central theme of the series, and I'm excited to see how it gets explored. This line being coupled with Xander immediately trying to kill Teruko despite the fact he doesn't want to seems like a contradiction, so I'm curious about that, too.

Veronika:

A big part of her character is just parodying Danganronpa fans (think Shirogane but less insulting) and I think this sums it up well. David was my least favorite character pre-CH2 and I break out in hives whenever I hear people saying he was better before, so I unfortunately can't deny how accurate this is :p A healthy appreciation for morally bankrupt characters is a keystone of maximum Danganronpa enjoyment!

Nico:

Everyone knows this one, but still. I like how Nico's shyness feels more like a character choice to make them seem unstable rather than non-threatening. This is accurate to reality since it's mostly shy people who send death threats on Tumblr dot com. (just kidding)

Eden:

Sums up her entire speech to Teruko in 2-3. What she says here cements her as the only person to stand in clear-cut opposition to the cynical worldviews of people like Teruko and David, which is important, since they're clearly supposed to be in the wrong but would otherwise lack a clear source of pushback. Disturbingly convincing theories about her being the CH2 killer aside, I think she's the only character more likely than David to die in CH5, since she seems to be taking on a role similar to Nanami and Momota in the mainline games.

Charles:

I'm getting a degree in computer science. Gonna start randomly dropping this one into conversations with people. (not really)

Rose:

This along with the rest of her backstory is symbolic for how corporations take the autonomy from artists and suck the soul out of their work. (Can you even call it symbolic if it's practically word for word?) All I can say about it is that it's a creative's horror story and this is exactly how I would feel if I were in her shoes.

Ace:

There's very obviously a lot more going on with Ace than what meets the eye. This line is a particularly clear example and I'm curious exactly what he's referring to when he says "this".

Whit:

This guy has problems.

Teruko:

Teruko being a doomer who thinks everyone besides her is fated to die. Should be obvious by this point, but this is actually why she's refusing to get close to people more than physical self-preservation: she doesn't want to deal with the grief of watching everyone else in the cast die one by one. Also ties in nicely with the next one:

David:

Similarly to Teruko, on the inside he's in complete fatalist despair thinking everyone (including himself) is gonna die. This is very telling of why he gives up on surviving and tries to get everyone to vote for him in 2-11.

Hu:

The motive secret she got is "You only took on your talent to distract from your incessant need to harm yourself for fun." This is a pretty morbid secret, but she doesn't think it's odd because the secret doesn't apply to her; she only thinks it's odd because it doesn't have her name on it. Interesting tie-in to her actual secret being the "hopeless child" one.

Min:

As someone who is an exceptional student but mid in every other area of life, I feel this hard. Min's entire bonus story speaks to me.

Levi:

Pretty funny, I laughed. Levi hasn't had his development yet so he's really leaving me with a shortage of things to say about him.

Arturo:

Again, can't explain why, I just think this is a very funny thing to say for some reason.

Arei:

I love the way this kind of cynicism is portrayed in DRDT. If Teruko and David are super negative and pessimistic about other people, Arei is a visceral demonstration of just how miserable and wet-cat-pathetic it is to hold views like those. As Eden says, "Not caring about others is the worst way to live." Although the aforementioned two were the only witnesses to this scene for a reason, I think the point was lost on both of them. Very sad!

Honorable mentions:

Self explanatory. Teruko really wants to be loved; she just believes any meaningful relationships she makes are figuratively and literally doomed.

Also self explanatory. Another indication that there's a lot more going on with Ace than meets the eye.

I always forget he said this so I get jumpscared by it every time I rewatch the prologue. Like whoa man, you're in America, you can't say that word here.

Anyway, thanks for reading this far. Feel free to ask me to elaborate on any of this if you want to, though be aware I might write an entire essay if prompted. See you next time! 🚬

#drdt #danganronpa: despair time #teruko tawaki #hu jing #charles cuevas #j rosales #rose lacroix #eden tobisa #levi fontana #xander matthews #ace markey #arei nageishi #arturo giles #david chiem #min jeung #whit young #nico hakobyan #veronika grebenshchikova #drdt spoilers #drdt theory #my analysis #cw sh mention #cw injury #cw death

[knullanon]

What about yandere platonic Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince with reader who has a fever and then calls them mom/dad in their daze and even ask them to stay with them a little longer and end up holding hands. Also it would be funny if they themselves start getting sick after reader gets better. You can add other characters if you'd like.

I am alive. somehow. anyways-

bruce wayne

this bitch. this bitch will act so proud, like you brought fame to the Wayne family (as if they don't already have enough lol). he probably starts crying (literally) while holding your hand and sends a photo to alfred w a snapchat caption "I am a proud father" and passes out

he was probably putting up some mental shields beforehand expecting some cussing and cursing because nothing had really worked with you for, well, ever, as you were basically a copy of himself, a stubborn person who doesn't give up no matter the circumstances, but he won't be disappointed by the change in behavior on your part.

will, however, comply with your request of staying with you for a bit longer until you were able to fall asleep. afterward, he would totally just find alfred and basically happy cry to him because omg they love me now this couldn't be better-

would he get sick? probably. it wouldn't really matter to him, though, because as long as you're still sick, he can now hang out with you! isn't that fun?

now, depending on if you were actually happy with him or you were just too out of it to remember is how things could change. if you, for some reason, were actually happy about seeing him, then it wouldn't be so bad. in fact, for them, it was a blessing. having you be more cooperative than ever was so much fun, and now, bruce could actually show you why he took you in, and that you never need anything else in your life.

but, if you were just out of it or faking it... it wouldn't go over so well. at least for bruce, anyways. but he'll keep trying. after all, he's as stubborn as you are. he knows that one day, you'll break. one day.

Diana/Wonder Woman

is expecting to be greeted like she's your mother every time she talks to you, so she's so happy that you're finally accepting her for who she is: your mother. she'll comply with any request you have, and talk with you or bring you anything you would want.

she would be so happy and would talk with her sisters about how your finally learning to accept that she's your mother, and how excited she was for when you got better.

for the being sick part, I don't think diana would become sick. she's pretty invulnerable and I think there's only like. 2 times she's gotten sick. in fact, she probably has never gotten sick. so the possibility of her taking on the virus from you would be very low.

if you were actually happy about seeing her, she would be overjoyed. after you got better, she would do all these things with you under the excuse "well you're feeling better both attitude wise and you aren't sick anymore, you deserve nice things".

if you were just out of it or faking it, then she wouldn't be happy. while she knows you were probably just out of it, it still pains her to know you were so close to being what she wanted. you are her child, and it frustrates her to no end that you can't accept that.

however, she'll keep trying until you get the picture. that you're her child, and that she will care for you until the end of time.

#yandere batman #yandere bruce wayne x reader #yandere bruce wayne #yandere bruce wayne imagine #yandere batman imagine #yandere diana #yandere diana x reader #yandere diana imagine #yandere wonder woman #yandere wonder woman x reader #yandere wonder woman imagine #yandere dc comics x reader #yandere dc imagine #yandere dc x reader #yandere dc comics imagine #yandere dc comics #yandere dc

[blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms]

Tent- Robb Stark (2)

Pairing: Robb Stark x Lannister!Reader

Characters: Robb Stark

Warnings: N/A

Request: Wattpad- Before Robb Stark made his promise to the twins he capture Jaimie Lannister and Y/N Hill (Tywin Lannister bastard). She was chained up right beside her brother before Robb Command his m’en to unchain her and giver her a proper tent and let her be bath and have food. Robb starts to fall for her and decides to marry her so she can have a stark name and be a queen in the North since she not treated well by her siblings accept Tyrion of cours. Tywin Lannister agréés to it and give back his sisters and Robb give back Jamie to the Lannister

Word Count: 530

Author: Charlotte

The two of you fell silent as your attention fell upon who was entering the cage. You had been graced by both the king of the north and his mother, along with random soldiers that fed you the slop that was called dinner. This time Robb Stark entered the cage, his thick furs followed by two soldiers. The only time he himself had entered the cage was to question you both, receiving no useful answers but at least he didn’t leer at you like the other men, or make the same abhorrent threats.

“Unshackle her,” he stated, gesturing towards you.

“Why?” You asked, not certain why you would question being released from the painful metal that was keeping you in the spot.

No one answered you as the guard on the left crouched down undoing the shackle around your neck and one of your wrists. He grabbed hold of the handcuff that was hanging from your wrist, using it to haul you up onto your feet. Your legs wobbled below you, but the way the man tugged at the metal, you couldn’t have fallen even if you wanted to.

Robb turned and exited the cage, both guards following behind him, you being pulled along with them.

“Where are you taking her?” Jaime called out.

“Jaime?” You squeaked. Thus far when one of you was removed from the cage, the other came too. This was a first, and you didn’t like it.

Your brother called after you as you stumbled behind the guard, until you entered a tent, where the three men stopped. The guard removed the second handcuff, leaving you to finally be free of all the shackles, but the fact there were armed men everywhere in the encampment, left you feeling as trapped as ever.

“What do you want with me?” You asked.

“You will be staying here for the night,” Robb stated. “Bathe, eat and rest. We shall speak in the morning.”

He started heading for the flap of the tent, leaving you baffled.

“What about Jaime?” You questioned. “Why am I here?”

Robb paused but didn’t turn around. “A guard will be on watch outside. If you need anything ask him.”

The three men left the tent.

Even though you weren’t physically caged anymore, you felt far more scared than you had before. You looked around the tent. For a tent in an encampment, it was nice, at least significantly nicer than your previous home. A bed was in one corner, it didn’t look comfortable, but it had a pillow and a blanket and didn’t involve you sitting with your arms behind your back, so you were beyond pleased. On the other side of the room was a metal bath filled with water, and from the smoking coals that had been scooped off to the side, you were sure it would be warm. Beside it sat a table with a chunk of bread and a large bowl of soup, along with clothes draped over the chair.

You didn’t understand why you were in the tent, but you knew not to look a gift horse in the mouth and made the most of the provisions left for you.

#Tent #Request #Robb Stark #Robb Stark Imagine #Robb Stark One Shot #Game of Thrones #Game of Thrones Imagine #Game of Thrones One Shot #GOT #GOT Imagine #GOT One Shot #Charlotte

[alwxkai]

How the tokrev boys would react on walking in on you changing:

Part 1.

Characters: Takemichi, Chifuyu, Mikey, Draken, Baji, Kazutora, Mitsuya.

(Fem! Reader, platonic)

You are changing and close to naked, when accidentally your best friend(s) walk in on you.

1. Takemichi

*walks in to see you in your bra*

Michi: "oH-"

*looks at you for a second and blinks*

Y/n: "GeT OUT ?!"

Michi: "I-I am so sorry- I didn't- I wasn't- I'm sorr- I'm going to leave."

*slams door shut*

Michi: "Phew, that was a close call. If Hina-" Hina, smiling, knife in hand: "You called?"

2. Chifuyu

*walks in to see you shirtless*

Chifuyu, eyes raised: "Uh- My bad-"

Y/n: "Get the-"

Chifuyu: "I'M LEAVING."

*gets out of the room**

*pops back into the room*

Y/n: "chIFUY-"

Chifuyu: "That's bigger than I thought it would be not gonna li-WAIT DONT THROW THAT SHO-"

3. Mikey

*walks in to practically naked*

*he gasps*

Y/n, very startled: "Mikey! Wh-Get o-"

Mikey: "YOU HAVE AN ASS."

Y/n: "🧍‍♂️"

Mikey: "YOU'RE SO FLAT I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE ONE."

Y/n: "Bitch fuck this I don't care if I'm naked I'm gon beat your fucking ass rig-"

Mikey: "No ew put some clothes on I ain't fighting a woma-why are you taking snacks out-BITCH DONT YOU FUCKING DARE BURN THAT- NAH SIS YOU DIDN- STOP- *screaming*

4. Draken

*walks in as your changing pants*

Draken: "HoE how many times have I told you to lock this DOOR?"

Y/n: "The lock DOESN'T WORK."

Draken: "Huh?" *checks the locks* "Oh you right this doesn't, huh-"

Y/n: "DUDE GET OUT RIGHT NOW-"

Draken: "Oh. Yeah I should do that first."

*leaves*

*10 minutes later, after you're done changing, as you're leaving the room*

Draken, holding the tool box: "Finally, how long does it take for you to change. Hang on, I'll change the lock."

Y/n: "aWWW thank you."

Draken: "No I'm doing this so that no one else will have to go through what I di- YOU DID NOT JUST KICK ME-"

5. Baji

*walks in as you pulled out your dress*

Baji: "Hey- Oh you're naked."

Y/n: "GeT OUT."

Baji: "Hang on, I need to get my charger." *completely ignores you and takes it*

Baji:

*Grabs the dress.*

Baji: "Hey this material is nice."

*he smiles menacingly.*

Baji: "Very inflammable material...I'm taking it."

Y/n: "Kei that cost me a $50 don't you dare burn-"

*door closes*

Y/n: "KEI DONT YOU FUCKING DARE-"

6. Kazutora

*walks in to you topless*

Kazutora: "Ew what is that."

Y/n: : "What is what?"

Kazutora, pointing a finger at you: "...That."

Y/n: "Bitch get your banana looking ass out of my ro-"

Kazutora: "Jeez, fine. At least I don't look like a wooden door."

Y/n: "This is why your mom left you."

Kazutora: "Oh nO YOU DIDN'T-"

7. Mitsuya

*walks in to you picking clothes in your unders*

Mitsuya: "Hey we ne-Oh shi-"

Y/n, too busy searching: "Get out."

Mitsuya: "Uh-Yes-Brois that what you're wearing to the date?"

Y/n, turning to look at him: "Yes."

Mitsuya, raising an eyebrow: "Tell me it's a joke."

Y/n, groaning: "No."

Mitsuya, so close to crying: "That. Is the worst shirt, ever."

Y/n: "Bro get the fuck out-"

Mitsuya: "You're not getting any bitches with that Y/n, I swear to go-"

Y/n, pushing him out of the room: "Thanks for the input. Now go get some bitches first."

Mitsuya: "I get more than you any-"

*slams door*

.

hi ajsjajs first post ×£^#!*#^ what do yu think??? also lemme know who you want in pt 2 !!

#tokyo revengers #tokrev #tokyo revengers headcanons #tokyorev incorrect quotes #tokrev headcanons #tokrev x reader #anime x reader #anime headcanons #tokyo revengers fluff #toman x reader #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes #tokyo revengers fanart #tokyo revengers manga #tokrev fanart #tokrev fanfic #tokyo revengers fanfiction #tokrev brainrot #mitsuya headcanons #baji headcanons #draken headcanons #takemichi headcanons #chifuyu headcanons #mikey headcanons

[lostacelonnie]

Hi, don't know if you remember me but you recently rbed my post about how Siegfried reuniting w his daughters was a rushed scene and I wanted to hear your opinions on the matter? Sorry if it's overstepping but im just curious haha.

Have a nice day!

AH HI!!! right yes i did thank you for reminding me!!!! i have very strong opinions on the matter so ill be happy to share.

(for people who haven't seen the og post, here it is)

THE SHORT VERSION: i agree with you completely and am Extremely Angry at mihoyo because EVERYONE is mischaracterized in that scene. or rather, in the entirety of moon arc, but that's something for another post.

THE LONG VERSION:

I Am So Fucking Mad.

so first of all, im probs gonna focus on bianka a lot in this because im unbelievably obsessed with her. and goddamn was that scene so bad. and also repeat a lot of things you Already Said.

to begin. it's very rushed!!!!!! this scene in its Base Format is inherently flawed simply because... bianka would not reveal her origin that early. like obviously at that point she was already being written very ooc [LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ARC. SERIOUSLY. IM SO ANGRY ABOUT THAT] but arrrghgh. at least before this scene they at least pretended to preserve bianka's. how do i call it. General Cautiousness?

this is something that clearly means a lot to her and is shown before trying to figure out how to break the news in a gentle way. she is simply not a person who would say [in a very strangely spoken way] "oh im your daughter by the way". She Would Not. this is a woman who would awkwardly try to hang out with these two for a solid 2 months as she feels out how to Tell Them. while obviously, during moon arc she had already spent enough time with the rest of the main cast to Chill Out a bit, she's still just!! kind of emotionally and socially awkward!!! but in a completely different way than showcased in moon arc. does that make sense

also bianka does not speak like that istg if mhy doesn't learn the difference between a character that is Kind Of Serious and a character that sounds like they use a thesaurus for most their sentences-

but kiana and siegfried aren't safe from this either!!!!!! as you said. they departed on Not Great terms and have been separated for years. while they act as if its been maybe a couple of days. its very disappointing for me personally to see the complete lack of regard for the fact that yes, they do care about each other and this reunion is a very happy one, but still!! their bond was. a rocky one.

plus, there's a giant difference between a preteen and, at that point, an adult woman so. siegfried is not meeting the same person he lost. kiana has changed, and due to her experiences- probably even abnormally so, so they NEED to rebuild their relationship simply because even IF before their separation there was no conflict, it would change the fact its been far too long to treat each other as if they have never been apart.

AND the fact that kiana especially was so... unbothered? by the fact that DURANDAL IS HER SISTER. like. do i even have to elaborate. kiana kaslana, world's #1 identity crisis haver, someone who idolized, hated, and respected bianka [in that order], was just like. okay 💗 yay 💗? sighs so deeply. look at how they massacred my girls

theres much more i could say but i dont quite know how to put most of my dislike of this scene into words so like. arrggh. it was personally very very frustrating to me because, as i said, i am a big fan of both kiana's and bianka's. identity, and especially family heritage, is an extremely important part of both of their characters and it was physically painful for me to see a scene i looked forward to A Lot be dismissed like this.

which, unfortunately, is true for most of the moon arc, since it was the worst offender for characterization [or rather, lack thereof] in the entire game, with basically everyone being reduced to a mildly philosophical much so devoid of personality i probably couldn't tell their lines apart if presented with a couple. but alas.

at least salt snow holy city arc was amazing

#I HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE. I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT THIS AND AM VERY MAD. sighs. #asks #biankaposting #eh sure ill put it in the main tags. look at my takes boy #honkai impact 3rd #hi3rd #bianka ataegina #kiana kaslana #siegfried kaslana

[lia404]

Get to know me better game—2 in 1 because I'm 6 months late

Tagged by: @baratrongirl and @missmewachu

Thanks for being so patient while I was figuring out how Tumblr works again and why I had a blue dot beside "Activity" (as in, notifications about tag games I've been sent 6 months ago. Better late than never 🤦‍♀️) Thankfully the tag games you sent my way are very similar so it won't be hard to do 2 in 1!

Last song I listened to: Chipzel - Courtesy - YouTube

The 1st track of Super Hexagon, composed by Chipzel. Chipzel's music has been a pick-me-up since 201...4 I think? And since I fell back into Super Hexagon around a week ago, the music has also found its way back into my work playlist.

Currently reading: Trick question! There is what I am MEANT to read, and what I am ACTUALLY reading.

What I am MEANT to read is To Shape a Dragon's Breath, by Moniquill Blackgoose, which has absolutely all the elements I need to love a book. The problem is that my brain absolutely refuses moving further than Chapter 1, and I've been stuck for MONTHS. The good news is that when it happens, I usually struggle until the moment my brain finally snaps and I read the whole book in an afternoon. Wait for me, Moniquill Blackgoose, I'll soon be raving about your book.

What I am ACTUALLY reading is... well, it's more re-reading, but I'm going through Happy Hour by Inkflavored and Keep the Light Shining by Clydeside, two Yu-Gi-Oh AUs that have been incredibly healing for me in the past months, for very different reasons. I wanted to re-experience them to see if I could turn them into fanbinding projects (if the authors give me the authorisation of course, but I haven't reached this level of confidence yet, let's give it time.)

Currently watching: Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS.

Do you believe me if I tell you that it was an accident? It kinda was though! I wasn't the one who played the first episodes I just kept going afterwards. That said, I have fully adopted Yusaku. I kind of wish he could meet Philip from Kamen Rider W. Things would go so well.

Currently writing: this one is plain cruel, because after a drought spell of almost 2 years, I finally feel like getting back into writing (thank you, current obsession.)

I have 3 WIPs, one PWP because I like a challenge, one backstory of a character that has basically become my OC, and one AU that @wisyhana created and that I'm using as a wonderful sandbox. I am between 2k and 5k into each, nothing is complete, I'm losing my mind. But at least I'm writing again, right?

Spicy/sweet/savoury: Okay yes no it's cruel again and you will not make me pick just one.

If you've followed me these past years you know that I have completely lost my sense of taste between 2020 and 2023. I was lucky enough, and honestly even the specialised doctor said it was a miracle, to have most of it come back to me abruptly in March 2023, after 3 years unable to enjoy a bit of chocolate or a nice gratin. Some tastes are lost forever, but so few compared to what came back that I just can only be very very grateful and very confident in saying SPICY SWEET SAVOURY I'LL TAKE THEM ALL. I LOVE TASTES. ALL OF THEM.

Relationship status: I have been told polyamory looks good on me.

And I am lucky to have the most patient and tolerant lovers ever. EVER. I love them so much and I'm so bad at showing it because I am a mess. There isn't a day where my heart doesn't overflow with gratitude that they are in my life and agree to putting up with my bullshit.

Current obsession: Listen, Mew put it SO ELOQUENTLY I can help but quote:

mentally ill traumatised japanese teenagers and their ancient egyptian guys who hang out in their jewellery all playing card games.

So, yeah, current obsession is Yu-Gi-Oh!, and with it Duel Links, and everything children-card-game-adjacent. I am currently trying to figure out why everyone in this kid's show is so hot and delightfully traumatised. Characters after my own heart, all ready to be projected on and used for cathartic writing purposes. Other obsession is MEW'S FAULT TOO ACTUALLY since it's my newly founded Clan in Flight Rising. Ask me about my dragon Atem.

Favourite colour: I like my colour like my wine—burgundy. (I actually like all sort of shades of purple, violet and red, but I don't know how to list them.)

Tagging: Wow uh who do I know around here who is still active?

@twilightknight17 for sure (although I'm sure you already did it), @wingsonghalo maybe? Uuuh, I think @the-wanderer-of-thoughts and @istadris? You know, considering how inactive I am here, I think it's already a lot, but if you're not in the list and want to do it too, be my guest!

#lia blabla #tag game #it's been weeks and i still have no idea what i am doing #why is formatting such a nightmare #and sorry this is so long wow #do people really actually read these things or are they here for the writer to pause and consider how they'd answer #lia in fandoms #i promise next time i figure out how to insert cuts in posts i thought it was something that was automatic

[mammomlette]

SOLMARE WHEN I CATCH YOU SOLMARE. STOP THIS MADNESS AND LISTEN

solmare I swear if you make mammon have ONE more intimate moment with MC only to be interrupted by the usual perps (Lucifer, Levi and Luke) (damn Ls) I will explode. ESPECIALLY if it ends with mammon going “AAA evil brothers😡angry chiwawa🤣anyway I gotta skiddadle!” And running away. Every time that happens an angel loses its wings

Tell me why you give mammon character development in a scene, we have a deep chat, you can smooch him or whatever, and the whole 2-lesson-arc has been leading up to this moment of vulnerability and hopefully character development only to make him run away and lose literally everything that this mini-arc taught him. Surely. SURELY there is a point in time between making a pact with him and like idk the end of season 3 when mammon realises his relationship (platonic, romantic, whatever it is for your MC) with MC is more important than Grimm to him. Not entirely, because that’s a core part of his character, just a point where he realises “hm I’m going to TRY paying Levi back so he stops interrupting me! And try calm down for lucifer so I can spend more time with MC instead of hanging from the ceiling!” Right? RIGHT??!!!?!

We see time and time AGAIN how much he cares for MC (feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but he’s one of the only 2 brothers who hasn’t directly/intentionally endangered MC and I THINK he was the only one who seemed distraught at their death??? Last one is probs wrong) but he still finds a way to abandon MC every time someone’s shouts “MAMMONNNN” or starts chasing him. Like, bro. I get you’re a wimp with crippling debt but the LEAST you could do is drag MC with you so that they don’t get in trouble instead since he clearly cares for them😞🙏

And him running away being for comedic purposes isn’t even a valid reason for it to happen because there are funny ways for him to NOT just abandon us. 1) he could hide instead. There is a scene I believe is in season 2(?) where he’s in his room with MC, Levi storms in and they hide in his car. Not sure if they made a funny thing out of hiding in a car, but that scene led to Levi saying that he couldn’t smell mammon and meme on calling him a blood hound. Idk about you but I for one certainly har-har’d at that. Plus, hiding would be a nice change of pace from mammons usual running away. Option 2) Mammon could drag us with him??? I don’t play events or devilgram because I’m too lazy and poor for that but I’m like 99% sure that in the main story of OG game, mammon does NOT bring us with him any time he’s running away, which is weird because he’s always yelling that we should be with him cause he’s “our first” (his words not mine obv) but I don’t remember any scenes that he brings us with him when he needs to leave?? I would LOVE to be wrong on that part so please correct me if I’m wrong but I sadly don’t think I am. Option 3) Picture this: mammon gets spooked, screeches because he’s a wuss, he runs away (whether it be from a person, witch, whatever is after him) only to realise: “Wait! I left my favourite person behind! Whoops!” And he runs back and grabs MC (Maybe by the sleeve like a toddler, maybe by the hair, maybe he even princess carries them because yes) that’s it. That’s the whole thing. Mammon drags/carries MC after forgetting them. You could even expand on that and have him apologise for it, or get all flustered and deny he forgot MC, or act all proud like he saved MC as if he isn’t the reason MC is in danger or was left behind in the first place MMMITS SO GOOD SOLMARE FEED ME

All I’m asking is for solmare to PLEASE let us have a long, well-written and intimate moment with mammon that isn’t interrupted, or if it is he TAKES US WITH HIM or COMES RIGHT BACK FOR US when he runs away. I beg

PS this isn’t proof read any imperfections are just part of the masterpiece or smthn. Ty for coming to my ted talk

#obey me solmare #obey me mammon #solmare im gnawing at the bars of the enclose you locked me in #let me out #don’t you hate it when creators mischaracterise their own characters #because they’re too lazy or lack understanding #probably both when it comes to obey me #the inconsistencies in EVERYTHING in this game go crazy. you go try figure out the timeline. I dare you. it’s not for the weak #mammon I’m going insane I need him so bad #imagine he was being chased by debt collectors and they took us for ransom because he left us behind. i guarantee that has or will happen #if he doesn’t stop abandoning us that is #I need help I’m so down bad #MAMMON MY LOVE

[definitelynotafurinasimp]

hello!! first of all i absolutely love your fics, they're really well written and fun to read. thank you for creating such amazing content! 💖💖

i wanted to request a fic with lisa, yae miko, ei and layla with a ticklish reader who blushes and gets flustered even at the thought of being flirted/teased with verbally and phisically about it and how would the ladies react at such information? sorry if it's weird or something, my first time requesting something like this ;; have a nice day!! 💖

Them with a reader that’s ticklish and easily gets embarrassed about it

Characters: Yae Miko/Ei/Layla x gn!reader (separate)

Warnings: none, just fluff

a/n: Never wrote for Layla before, obviously, but I’m already down bad for her. Yas queen, go slay sleep.

I left out Lisa, bc I normally only write for 3 characters, and I think that having one “Ara-Ara” is satisfactory enough.

I hope this matches what you envisioned, if it doesn't, just tell me and I'll try again.

Anyway, hope you enjoy!

Yae Miko

There was no need for you to mention to Yae that you were ticklish, the Guuji knowing everything about you, or rather your weaknesses. So, there was no way she didn’t notice your awkwardness whenever you saw or even heard someone tickle another person, the way you slightly pulled back whenever her hand seemed to come a bit too close to your neck or waist or how your face became red when she joked about it.

All in all, it was very obvious to her, and while Yae only seldom went so far as to actually tickle you, not being the biggest fan of having to move a muscle for her teasing when a sentence or two could get her the same result, that didn’t mean that her teases were any less effective.

“Did you know that tickling can make up to 2 out of 2 people have a great time?”, Miko jokingly asked while pretending to read something. And while her mention of your weakness caused you to once again instantly freeze up, you were able to somewhat keep your cool.

“It’s not going to work this time, Yae Miko”, you announced while trying your best to sound confident in your statement, only for her to instantly go for the low hanging fruit by pointing out your blushing face, causing her some surprise when that wasn’t enough to make you fold.

“A bluff only works when it’s backed up by action every once in a while, and I know you well enough to know that it’s nothing but talk with you, Miko”, you continued, gaining confidence with each word, only for it to all come tumbling down when Yae put aside her book and stood up.

You were right, for the most part at least. A bluff only works when backed up by action every now and then. If there was one thing Yae liked more than being able to tease people unopposed though, it was putting people in place first, and she wouldn’t let a challenge like yours go unanswered.

Ei

If you hadn’t told Ei about it, she could have gone another 500 of not noticing, simply thinking your embarrassed reaction might mean that the somewhat normal act of tickling became something more intimate over the years she spent in her Plane of Euthymia.

Well, at least she did until she saw children tickle themselves in the streets while the two of you were out on a walk.

“Hmm, I didn’t know that tickling was still something you humans tended to do to each other”, Ei stated out of the blue, instantly causing you to follow her stare at the two kids, completely oblivious about the fact that they were being so blatantly watched by their god.

“You didn’t? Did someone tell you differently? Did I… tell you differently?”, you asked, suddenly growing nervous at the potential that you accidentally told her something stupid, only for her to shake her head and turn back towards you.

“No, you didn’t”, she responded, causing you to let out a silent sigh of relief, only to tense up when you heard her next few words, “But your reactions whenever there’s someone being tickled in the same room as you made me think of that.”

“Ah- yes. I just- I don’t know what you mean. It’s a super normal thing that friends do to each other”, you tried playing it off, only to silently freak out when Ei slightly raised her hand.

“So would it be alright for me to tickle you? Or is it only something for friends?”, she asked innocently, only for you to enter panic mode.

“Yes- No- I just-… Oh no, the sun’s going to set soon. Let’s hurry up, maybe we’ll get to the sweets shop before it closes”, you awkwardly changed subject before leading the way, leaving Ei even more confused than before.

Layla

While there were a million signs telling of your ticklishness, the most notable being your reactions whenever the subject was even brought up, Layla’s mind was in a million different places. And in-between her studies and mental planning on how to spend enough time with you, even with her lack of free time, she managed to be blind to all of them.

It was only one day, when the two of you sat in the Akademiya’s huge library, doing research, and Layla, being on the verge of shutting down completely, asked you to tickle her awake, that she noticed your awkward reaction. And while she first feared that her lack of sleep made her insensitive enough to not even notice that her question was weird, she quickly came up with a different theory.

And if her time at the Akademiya teached her one thing, it was that theories were there to be tested.

“HAHA- STOP IT-”, you laughed out loud, only for your hand to cover your mouth just a moment later, growing even more embarrassed by the sudden but understandable attention you had drawn to yourself, even fearing of being kicked out of the library. But when the atmosphere somewhat returned back to normal, you were quick to give Layla a small glare, not having expected her to suddenly lean over the desk and tickle your neck.

“Ah- Sorry. I wondered whether you were ticklish or not, so I-… decided to test out my theory”, she responded to your silent question, your reaction obviously somewhat waking her, even if that didn’t mean much for her.

“You could have just asked”, you responded before pouting, only for her eyes to widen in realisation.

“I… could have. I… didn’t think of it”, she slowly stated before rubbing her eyes and letting out a yawn. “I think my brain’s not working correctly anymore. I should take something to help me sleep”, Layla stated, only to absentmindedly take a sip out of her cup of coffee.

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fanfic writer questions

Thanks for the tag, @uhhhyaenbyjade!!

1- How many works do you have on AO3?

Sitting at 79, currently!

2. What's your total AO3 word count? 363,375

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Like, ever? Lots of them over the past twenty years, hahah. Currently it's mostly Horizon that's got me by the throat, but I've also put out a couple one-offs for Stray Gods and Control over the least year. Besides those, I'd say my main claims to clownery would be Legend of the Seeker and Warrior Nun. I'm also finally dipping my toes into the ATLA scene after missing the boat for way, way too long.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

I'm gonna remix this question a little bit and pick the top one from my an amalgamation of my five most prominent/recent fandoms, since otherwise Warrior Nun dominates due to sheer fandom size-- 1- Because the Light Is Close (Warrior Nun) 2- The Weight of Us (Legend of the Seeker) 3- rest like you belong here. (Horizon) 4- brave this time (Stray Gods) 5- dream geometries (Control)

5. Do you respond to comments?

I do!!! Gotta lavish my genuine gratitude on you lovely, wonderful, amazing folks who take time out of your day to read and hype up my silly writing.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Oh hmmm. If we're talking recently (like, written since 2010) it's gotta be so i'll stay half away (Horizon). That comic, man. lmao. lol. OH! Or waiting through daybreak (Stray), because that cat game is an emotional wrecking ball

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

TOO MANY OF THEM, LATELY? I feel like I need to dive back into a bittersweetness era, because wouggghh have my endings been tooth-rottingly sweet. Recently I'd pin this title on entering light (Horizon).

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not directly on the fics or to my face, which is nice.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Hell yeah! Overwhelmingly sapphic, usually of the more esoteric variety re: language. Using sex as a character study is my passion.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

Not in many, many moons have I written a crossover. And the only time I ever did, it was from two shows in the same universe, lmao.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge, thankfully!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

For the first time recently, yes!!! So freakin cool! Check out this Mandarin translation of eye for eye, tooth for tooth (Control).

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Not a fic, but I gotta thank Meg for being my cowriter on Talanah's FOTH path!!!!

14. What's your all time favorite ship?

don't make me choose between Cara/Kahlan and Aloy/Talanah. please

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Sorry to that one early Warrior Nun fic I left hanging after a single chapter

16. What are your writing strengths?

Emotional immediacy, prose-craft, evocative syntax, lyricality

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

MY SPEED. OUGGHHHH. Also I am actively trying to get better at dialogue, along with location/setting descriptions

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I'd tackle it if it fit the scope of the fic, and only with the guidance of someone fluent in said language!

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Written for and posted? The Xenosaga series at age 11, baybeeee. I wrote plenty before that without posting, however.

20. Favorite fic you've written?

This legitimately changes on the daily. It's impossible for me to choose, so I'll just toss out if you held yourself up to the light (Horizon) as today's contender.

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