#and as previously stated

[bucket-of-nickels]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#sorry folks #just the agonies #fuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk #i fucking #im tired #but there's this need to make something #but frankly i dont wanna #bc its gonna be shit #just like everything else i make #and as previously stated #TIRED #but since my only other purpose is being an annoying ass whiny ass clingy ass bitch who barely talks to all but one of his friend's for so #that they dont even talk anymore and kinda just see eachothers shit passively #and id rather not fuck up another random ass poor person on the internets life #i gotta keep making #or im just #fucking useless #i want my friends back #i want to stick to what i make #i want to make something good for once in my pathetic fucking life #and honestly #i kind of want fame #and love #and #to just fucking feel special and needed by somebody #because ive never been GOOD #fuck life #i just need to dissappear

[holopossums]

so about that twitter q&a...

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #casey jr #casey jones jr #sona art #holopossums #holopossum live reaction #listen i thought he'd be ~18 or so #i was in the ballpark #but considering previously stated that they aged him down #i did not think they'd go as old as 19-20 #the fandom will go nuts with this information

[loveofdetail]

i want to talk about Gale's "I'm not quite sure I'd consider myself father material" line because I think a lot of the fandom brushes it off as just another manifestation of his profound negative self-image but ummmmmmm. well i simply hard disagree. i think he's RIGHT, i think this is a moment of him having an honest and accurate self-assessment: he wouldn't be a good parent.

i do not say this as hate, i say this as someone who also would make a terrible parent. i'm impatient and intense about my own wants and i won't give up the freedom to do frankly irresponsible shit from time to time. i know this about myself and i look at gale and go "same hat."

if i'm being fully honest i find the quantity of pregnancy/parenthood content in the gale dekarios tag really off-putting. yes i have filters but they simply don't catch everything. i'm not trying to rain on anyone's parade, if that's what you like go wild with it no judgment etc etc. i know it's Just One Line of dialogue and a pretty ambivalently phrased one at that and it's everybody's inalienable right to ignore canon anyway, so...

but. man. in my heart of hearts it is genuinely alienating to see a character who 1) struggles with impulsiveness 2) struggles with suicidality 3) has a tendency to dismiss people who aren't on his level 4) is in the depths of navigating his own selfish/ambitious streak 5) hyperfixates on intellectual interests to a sometimes unhealthy degree and MOST OF ALL 6) expresses real doubt toward the idea of parenthood!!! ...get fandomified into The Perfect Dad. sorry.

#also as previously stated WYLL THE ACTUALLY SELFLESS ONE IS RIGHT THERE but that's a whole other post #gale dekarios #bg3 #will i regret posting this idk time will tell i guess!

[ghouljams]

The great meeting of the Darlings, their first one at least, because I’ve been noodling on it for a while. Sorry there’s not much of the boys in this one :/

“Welcome in,” You say not looking up from your paperwork. The store goes cold. You glance up from your work, this level of nonsense is something you’re not used to. It’s just some woman. She looks human, even smiles at you with the correct number of teeth when she sees you look up. She turns to look at a bundle of freesias and your blood runs cold.

What the fuck is that?

To say you jump over the counter is an overstatement of your abilities, it’s more accurate to say you nearly fall out of your chair in your haste to put yourself between the woman and the actual fucking specter of death that followed her in. 

The look that it fixes you with is one of pure malice. Its eyes are ringed with darkness and bone, you aren’t sure if it’s a mask or- no it has to be a mask, but it’s real. A real skull fixed over its eyes as it looks down at you with utter hatred, shadow swirls under its hood, viscous and unnatural. You think if you ever were to face down a lion it would feel like this. Inevitable.

“What.” It asks, black smoke spills from between its many teeth.

“Simon,” The woman behind you looks up from the flowers, and the grim reaper looks suddenly, startlingly human, he’s blond(it’s weird), “do you like these?”

“He has to wait outside,” You say quickly, holding a hand out to stop him from peering around you. You need him out of your fucking shop, you think he’s actually wilting the nearby roses. He glares at you. You stand firm. “My shop, my rules.”

“I’ll be outside, Love.” He says it like it’s her Name, you think for him it might be, “Just pick what you like.”

You watch to make sure the door is closed behind him before turning to the woman. Her brows raise, silently asking what the big fucking deal is. Of course she wouldn’t know, wouldn’t see him like you did. There is something dark tattooed on her skin, not just dark, abyssal. It moves, you try not to stare. It moves, you are really trying not to stare.

“So what’s-”

“Iron,” You say quickly, wincing at how insane you must sound. She blinks at you. “They don’t like iron, so that’s- you should get some.”

“Iron.” She repeats, not absorbing anything you just said. Not that you blame her, she probably doesn’t know the danger she’s in.

“For the monster that’s following you?” You don’t even sound sure. God this is embarrassing, you definitely sound insane.

“Oh!” She says, lighting up, “You mean Simon, no, he wouldn’t hurt me-” you so highly doubt that, “-plus I think we’ve reached a good point of mutually assured destruction. So…” She shrugs, like it’s nothing. Ok, good so you’re not the insane one, she is.

-

“König,” Ghost nods in acknowledgement to the shimmer pressed against the shop window.

“Ghost,” König grumbles, his obscura dropping him back into a visible spectrum. Ghost tugs a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, pulling one free with his teeth before shoving it unceremoniously back into his jacket.

“Thought you’d have left the city by now.” He mumbles patting his pockets, he’s got a lighter somewhere.

“You and your pet do not scare me.” König reminds him, unmoved from the window. Ghost raises a brow at him, glancing back into the shop. Something’s caught the big guy’s attention, he didn’t really get a good look around the shop before that little seer forced him out. Might be good to get some intel.

“What’s wrong with you?” He asks, Love probably has it, little thief. 

“I’m banned,” Ghost snorts, turning away from König to avoid laughing at the puppy eyes he fixes him with, “it’s not funny.”

“Of course not.” 

#away I scurry to cowboys #the reviews are in and my last post was confusing lol #i will answer questions on it I'm so sorry #everyone continues to be mean to Konig #fae!Ghost #fae!Konig #Fae au #not really much ship stuff #but this is for me and not you all #and as previously stated i do not care about the numbers

[stamp-it-to-me]

a 1967 North Korean stamp from a series on domestic animals

[ID: a postage stamp with an illustration of a domestic pig. the illustration uses a limited color palette, mainly light yellow, grey, and white. the pig has dark fur with white points on its snout, feet, and the tip of its tail. it appears to be a sow. the face value of this stamp is 5 North Korean jeon. end ID]

#snail mail #stamps #postal #postage #animals #pigs #north korea #request fill #EDIT: the image description previously #incorrectly stated that this stamp was worth “5 North Korean chon”. this has been corrected to “5 North Korean jeon”.

[dropitdoeeyes]

i am asking you about mechs birds ! if you want a specific mech then I'm asking about Drumbot Brian. But I'd love ve to hear about all of them if you want to

(On the verge of tears, covered in blood, out of breath, and surrounded by boards of red string and thumbtacks) I am SO glad you asked

Jonny: A shrike. Small, violent little critters. OR a chicken, because the cannibalism thing. (I also just think it’s really funny.)

Ashes: Whistling kite! They (along with a few other species) take burning sticks from forest fires and spread it to flush out prey. Arsonist bird, just like Ashes!

Drumbot Brian: Canada goose, since they travel long distances (like a pilot might!) this is also one of the birds that just Is Them. Just look at him. Look me in the eyes and tell me that man isn’t a goose. Soft, round, they look good to hold but they’re simultaneously full of violence.. silly goose Brian….

Raphaella: Wandering albatross. Yet another one who really truly just is. Look at that bird. It's her.

Marius: Common kingfisher! He's the one who originally sparked this idea, after we saw a picture of one and immediately got slammed by the idea of anthro bird mechs. The colors. Just look. That bird is Him.

Ivy: Rock ptarmigan, pigeon, or a mourning dove. She's just a soft round bird like Brian. They all have fitting coloration in a way, too.

Toy Soldier: European nightjar. The freaks my one true love. Nightjars look so fake., like they’re one of those puppet animal plushies you put your hand in to move the mouth.

Tim: Steller's jay. He inexplicably reminds me of one, similar mannerisms and everything. Tim is really truly such a corvid, also considered a blue jay for him. Deep down in my heart of hearts Gunpowder is a seabird like an osprey or petrel, though I have no reasoning for those ones.

Nastya: Eurasian magpie. Shiny blue smart bird. Looks mildly disappointed in you. Love u nastya

#there are so many other alternatives #we joked about a blue footed booby for jonny. because. haha booby. #ashes. i cant explain this one but they feel like a turkey sometimes #or some other big fancy bird #phoenix. would be really cool #rising from the ashes. elbow jab elboe jab haha get it #as previously stated #ivy is also very much a pigeon or mourning dove #also considered several owl species for nastya #mostly barn owl #snowy owl. and great horned owl #bc. birds that look like they’re mildly disappointed in you #might also find birds for them that’re fitting for the general regions the mechs are based in #didnt include them in this but lyf is a secretary bird to me. tall grumpy bird. yeag #the mechanisms #the mechs #jonny d’ville #ashes o’reilly #drumbot brian #gunpowder tim #raphaella la cognizi #marius von raum #nastya rasputina #the toy soldier

[tealares-art]

BERNIE THE BOOK?!?!?

#jhf posting #hello everyone this is my thing. i am making object show as i have previously stated :] #oc #object show

[catominor]

#tbh idk how much of a polycule the second triumvirate was as ive previously stated i think it was more of a cuck chair style situation #however maybe that counts actually. simply a different permutation of toxic polycule..

[laurearte]

More important than bringing back the sk8terboi Killua agenda… sustaining the Komugi being HAPPY agenda ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

#as previously stated… this killua listens to Tyler the Creator #KOMUGI GET BEHIND ME #I JUST KNOW SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN FRIENDS WITH THE WHOLE TEAM #hunter x hunter #hxh #komugi #killua #college au

[megamindsupremacy]

(pjo batfam au) I'm obsessed with Tim being a random roman demigod in the middle of a bunch of greek demigods... puppy adopted by cats... he would, wouldn't he.

Unrelatedly, is Barbara a mortal? Clearsighted? How does she find out about the demigod thing?

he would! tum just has to be not like other girls, that fucker. I'd argue with no basis other than vibes that a roman among greeks would be more like a cat adopted by dogs.

babs is a mortal! she's clearsighted, which is how she meets Bruce and Dick. I haven't totally fleshed out the situation but I imagine it would be along the lines of "what is that creature?" "you can see the hellhound? it's not attacking you? batman help" followed by Dick learning about the concept of clearsighted mortals. She has to do a bit of proving herself capable of keeping up with them at the start, which she Does Not Appreciate, but once she's in she's in. Babs is not the actual literal oracle, but Apollo does have twenty consecutive heart attacks upon learning the Oracle of Delphi is back and in Gotham (she isn't)

#i should make an ask tag #pjo batfam au #percy jackson #pjo #barbara gordon #tim drake #adding more in a reblog one sec im having thoughts #edit: MORE IN THE REBLOG i had more thoughts. as previously stated

[weiss-royal-schnee]

Seems Jen Brown's singing is so good I had to reupload a second time because my computer crashed lmao.

#rwby #rwby ice queendom #pyrrha nikos #jen brown #as stated previously I would pay her personally for her to do a longer version

[oddberryshortcake]

The biggest lore drop is that Jamil is actually allowed to go on vacation

#This has got to be a recent thing with how Jamil has previously stated he wants to travel but always works #His parents saw him almost dying over last winter break and said ‘holy shit we actually need to do smth’ #You know he and Najma are going to be insane together #twst #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland #Jamil Viper #I translated this from the winter greeting thing going on in jpn server

[stormyoceans]

i just woke up and i already feel clinically insane. i don't think my grasp on the english language is enough to properly explain the increased feelings of clinical insanity im currently experiencing. i feel insane. in the clinical sense.

#THIS IS GIVING FANCY ASS CRIMINAL DRAMA ABOUT A DETECTIVE AND A PROSECUTOR TRYING TO CATCH A SERIAL KILLER #MAYBE EVEN WITH A FANTASY TWIST ON IT #didn't an anon actually send me a similar idea based on a video game last year....... #ANYWAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT #WHY MUST MAGAZINES HAVE THESE BOMB ASS CONCEPTS #I NEED THEM TO BE TURNED INTO SERIES SO BADLY #AND - AS PREVIOUSLY STATED - THEY ALSO MAKE ME CLINICALLY INSANE #jimmysea #m: txt

[creapysummer]

#heres a part two because as previously stated i had a lot of time to kill #dead poets society #dead poets #dead poets society fandom #neil perry #todd anderson #charlie dalton #knox overstreet #stephen meeks #gerard pitts #richard cameron

[rollercoasterwords]

happy worm moon etc here's ch 23

#as previously stated it's mostly sex so. you've been warned... #if u don't wanna read that skip this ch probably lol...or just read like. the very first & very last paragraph.. #wfrau

[tubpumpkin]

This is probably a stupid question, but Nandor and Guillermo are gonna end up together right? Like we’re all on the same page here and this is just the slowest burn known to man? Is there anyone out there convinced that this show isn’t a love story? Idk I’m starting to second guess myself

#mine #wwdits #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandermo #listen i know its stupid but like 5 seasons is a lot and im pretty stupid #and i love a slow burn like every crumb we get of this ship is delicious #but as previously stated im very stupid and have a tendency to want everything to be a love story