#and baby got bounce

[lu-sn]

6 and 26 💖

6. Favorite title you used?

noooo don't make me CHOOSE

ok mvp is a close second because ofc pete is the realest mvp but also it SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE TAG NAME FOR VEGASPETEMACAU GUYS!!! IT WAS PERFECT!!!!! HOW DID WE LEAVE THAT ON THE TABLE. we always have time to change our ways just saying

but first place goes to prickly hearts, my baby, because vegas has the prickliest heart of all and pete loves him just as well for it ❤️ but also hedgehogs. hedgehogs! may i be blessed with the ability to think of a title as good and fitting and cute as this ever again, lmfao

26. What’s your most common category?

i tricked myself for a hot second into thinking that maybe it could have been gen, because a lot of my fic ends up having gen vibes (i just love sibling feels and friend feels okay!!!! sue me!), and then i went and checked and of course it is M/M 😂 to nobody's surprise vegaspete has consumed me

#i was telling a friend this but i pull most of my titles out of thin air ten seconds before i post #and so they're just words with vague vibes #respect for people who handpick the most raw lines from lyrics and prose however i am out here being a clown #but when a good title hits me while writing i do keep it! it just doesn't happen that often #i think the ones i actually had beforehand were #prickly hearts #to sleep to dream #and baby got bounce #anyways if you struggle with titling your fics it's ok i am starting to get the feeling that it does not matter too much #thank you milktea for the ask ❤️ #mine: asks #ao3 wrapped

[varpusvaras]

Thorn, drunk, five months into their posting: If a Senator came up to you...and said, "I need to have sex with you, for the goodness of the Republic"....would you do it?

Fox, equally drunk, after drinking his weight for the first time in his life: .......is it Organa?

Thorn: .......yes, it's Organa

Fox: Fuck yeah, dude

Fox: Organa can get it

#thorn in aldera five years later while bouncing fox's baby on his knee: hey remember when I asked you- #fox: no I absolutely do not shut up #Organa really got it #both of them #yes this is from unus annus I remembered that clip last night and I couldn't be bothered to do an actual edit #commander thorn #commander fox #bail/breha/fox #tcw #sw

[tricoufamily]

visiting the hometown

(want everyone to know this edit came to me in a dream and i changed the lore just to do it)

#in the dream i was like editing it but i was also there? it was weird. it started as a dream about lawson in a zombie apocalypse #ok important tags first so i can write an essay #ts4 #ts4 render #ts4 edit #the sims 4 #beckett #lawson #blood sports #but yeah if you haven't been here before beckett and lawson never knew each other as kids #if they did it would be a butterfly effect and mess w a bunch of other plot details. so i decided to work around it #also if ur new they've had a friends with benefits thing going on for a long time but lawson is in love with him. beck doesn't know #originally beckett was put in foster care as a baby bc of neglect and was bounced around foster homes for years #he was a troubled child always getting in fights a kleptomaniac undiagnosed autism etc etc foster families tried and just didn't want him #then when he was around 12 a very nice old lady named cora got him and they ended up forming a great bond they loved each other #she was going to adopt him then when beckett was around 15 or 16 his birth mother reentered the picture and wanted him back #it started a really nasty legal battle and cora died. we can't say for sure it was the stress of this fight but beckett certainly thinks so #anyway he did go back with his birth mother and things got really bad for him. he dropped out of school started doing worse crimes and so o #but none of that is what even changed #now LAWSON is also from west virigina like beckett. it's a small town lawson was new he had no friends #he was a very clingy possessive child who cried and threw tantrums so much #he met beckett and the rest is history. beckett didn't really mind how lawson acted he didn't really find him annoying like everyone elsedi #besides he didn't have friends either #lawson has wealthy parents they were welcoming to beckett at first if a little apprehensive. then he stole something from their house #and lawson wasn't allowed to hang out with him anymore. but he still did in secret. they still have no idea that beckett's even still aroun #or just how involved lawson is with him and his. activities 😬 they just think he's their good little college boy #in the original beckett moved to Not Gotham City when his mother got him back but in this version lawson is going to college there #and beckett's been distant from him for a while things are awful for him and lawson says hey. what if you gave the city a try. and he did #so really you could say the events of blood sports are all lawson's fault the end

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

many years ago someone complimented me on how sincerely i wished my ex well after a break up and i did mean it at the time but im truly not that bitch anymore i hope his nose is stuffy the rest of his life tbqph

#op #this is a diary post ill be real #theres a little heart shaped lock on it and everything #when i hear songs about fatherhood i no longer grieve the relationship i never got to have with my father #i only grow deeply enraged with my ex that he forced that same pain on my child when he literally could have bounced AT ANY TIME #but no he waited until immediately afterwards LMFAO #king of shit timing #call me a bitter baby momma all you want #i am #and ill stay bitter until my child is old enough to work through it themself in therapy #which he will be paying for #men will see women with trauma and promise before god that he will break the cycle then be like ''ctrl+c ctrl+v'' #EDIT I do want to be clear tho he’s no deadbeat whatsoever #he pays and he’s present (12/30 days but it’s not zero at least) #he’s just also… free. he doesn’t have to deal with being a parent #he gets the sometimes and I have the always #and it burns when he promised me we would both have the always #that we would be a team #we’re not a team #I’m sponsored #and it kills me #and if there were a deity who listened I would pray to them that it does not kill my baby #not the way it killed me a thousand different ways when I realized my father was never interested in being one #not when it was hard #not when it was inconvenient #not when it was always

[inchidentally]

Lando liked the video of Oscar's squishy face! instagram*com/mclaren/

that is ADORABLE

fr Lando has come back this season with this like, Confidence and Leadership about him that absolutely everyone is noticing in comments etc. I know there are some people who want him to be bouncing off the walls silly and stuck in that little brother codependent role forever but sorry, Lando's allowed to grow up and take the position in the sport and in the team he's earned!

I had a look through and it's true, Lando in particular goes for content about him and Oscar/Oscar/the MCL38. he's bigging up his teammate, their partnership and their car - our man is claiming What Is His !!

#inchreplies #we got to enjoy watching lando grow up and be a cute baby duckling #now we get to watch him as a man with a teammate who he says is taking him and McLaren to the next level #like how can ppl not be excited about that ?? #and it's not like he's gonna stop bouncing off the walls and being weird and cute aslgflsjagfljsa #ln lore #landoscar lore #lando sm #oscar sm #mclaren sm #side note opeightyone is stepping up to ln4 consistency on mcl content daaaamn

[ollies-moving-castle]

you reach a new level of friend/mutual when I send you pictures of any of my five cats

#My family owns to many cats #But my mom wants a sixth #I’m all for it #i have doubts that my dad is gonna go along with it #Apparently the only way we are getting a sixth cat is if one of the old ones dies (not my words that’s my sisters words) #Since two of our cats are around 12 years old #Or if a kitten needs a home quickly ish #That’s how we got our orange cat #He was being bounced around places since the person who had him was an idiot and didn’t realize how much work cats are #Especially baby cats

[andragoras-in-vanity]

i got a new mug and a face mask today, i am so tired but lets call it self care and not what it is (poor spending habits while unemployed).

#winnie the pooh #agender #glasses #sorry #fibro #cfs #find the little things and let them make you happy cause everything else...is..exhausting. #i needed this and we should all just be glad i didnt get the other mug too okay #but also when i hold it in my left hand as i usually do #tigger is visible and that makes me so happy he was always my favourite yes i cried during the christopher robin movie #when he bounced out and started singing his little tigger song #bawled like a baby and got made fun of for it ON MY BIRTHDAY IT CAME OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY AND THEY WERE STILL MEAN TO ME OVER IT #but my skin feels so nice rn #its so soft and smooth and not super dry rn #i feel amazing and i wish i could afford this all the time

[doobledabbadoo]

making more animatics bc im having a lot of fun with them bf fbfbbfbvb hjsjsbfbv

#dooble moment #my art #mr men #mr men show #tmms #mr men little miss #mr grumpy #mr tickle #mr scatterbrain #gijinka #humanization #audio credits: dhmis #this was one out of 100 animatics that bounce in my head rent free so im happy i finally got it out #these animatics are my baby sensory vids

[eijiroukiriot]

a merry dynamy to all of you! may the new year contain many more dynamys

#i want to scream from the rooftops and let everybody know there’s a new tiny little guy and i’m obsessed with him #bnha #bakugou katsuki #kinda sorta #my art #also kinda sorta #i’ve seen people be like this is just like the meatballs without the body horror #and to be fair i am very averse to the meatballs so idk if this is just me but i feel like they’re NO MATCH AT ALL for this little guy #he bounces around going fuck fuck fuck like a Pokémon squeaky toy!!! his eyes light up at the crepe!!!! #it’s a tiny little baby w bkg theming!!!! he can’t help how he sounds!! #horikoshi hit it so out of the park i can’t stop thinking abt him he’s LITTLE!!!! #i really really really hope they do make some sort of merch #i mean i doubt it but a girl can dream #anyway happy holidays all!! #i really do hope they’ve been lovely!! and that the year to come is full of joy!!! #i’ve kiiinda just barely been getting comfy drawing krbk again #so hopefully there’s more art and boys to come from me too #but mostly i just hope you guys are having a nice season #i got to come home from japan and see my family!! i drew this in a dedicated krbk sketchbook I’ve been using since 2018!! #speaking of which…5 years of krbk soon!!!! #and those guys never get old! wow! man!

[wylstarion]

okay okay so this is the basic outline for the first bit of my Dammon rewrite/descent into avernus au

try to follow me here and god please am i open to suggestions

- Dammon is the second oldest and the oldest son of a tiefling master artificer mother and a human wizard father from Elturel. He has 4 siblings; An older sister who's a hellrider, a pair of boy and girl twins who are a bard duo, and an oops baby sister his parents had a decade later than the rest of them.

- When Elturel sinks, Dammon's mother is a person of interest to Zariel. She's known for her work with infernal metals on the material plane and his father is known as a master of automaton magic. They're both immediately conscripted into her service, Dammon's younger siblings are killed (???) by demons, and his older sister is captured. He is conscripted into the forges, deemed useful by Zariel's assets because he's been trained to work with infernal metals by his mother. His parent's are being forced to serve Zariel and design her war machines.

- Elturel is still in Avernus, the main events of Descent into Avernus happen shortly after the game. Elturel falls about 90 days before the nautiloid crashes.

- The tiefling refugees we meet throughout the game are exiled from cities neighboring Elturel in Eltergard.

- Dammon shows up with the last band of refugees to the grove about a week before Tav/Astarion/Shadowheart/Gale show up. He shows up the day Halsin leaves to explore the goblin camp with Anders, gets him set up at his forge, introduces him to the other tieflings, then dips.

- Zevlor, Tilses and Dammon are the only tieflings from Elturel proper. Zevlor and Tilses were lucky enough to be away from the city proper when it fell. Zevlor is very guilt ridden about this. Dammon (not wanting to explain himself) tells most of the other refugees that he was just out of the city when it fell.

- Karlach is the first person who Dammon tells that he escaped the hells. He isn't generous with details, but he tells her he's familiar with infernal machinery, tells her he spent time working the infernal forges. He really wants to help her. She still smells like Avernus and Dammon saw her fighting while he was there. She's familiar to him in a very bittersweet way. Honestly he feels lucky that he managed to escape without a tadpole, considering the fate of the other adventures surrounding him.

- The main game takes place over about 6 months.

- After the netherbrain attack, Dammon's forge is destroyed and he's living in Rivington with the other tiefling refugees. He feels purposeless, has major survivors guilt, he's really lonely, and he's lowkey pining after Karlach, guilt ridden by the fact that he couldn't fix her engine. He blames himself for her having to return to the hells. He misses her. He feels like she's the only person he's been honest with since he escaped Avernus. Boys got some real bad limerance.

- When he got to Baldur's Gate he found it reeeeaaaal peculiar that Thavius Kreeg managed to escape Elturel before it fell (He never liked that guy)

- Tav and Gale (in love, leaving for waterdeep next week) come to visit the tieflings before they depart. Tav makes a passing comment about Wyll and Karlach in Avernus. Gale makes a comment about Ulder being quite upset at his son for returning to the place he just escaped from. Dammon, who wasn't really paying attention before, shoots up and is like "???? huh??" and they say that yeah, Ravengard was actually in Elturel when it fell. He had just escaped and was on his way back to Baldur's Gate with news of the cities fate when he was captured by the Absolute. Real shit luck that guy has, clearly.

- Dammon, dumbstruck, thinking he was the only one who had escaped at that point, completely unaware that Ravengard had also been in Avernus, is like "oh okay um so there's maybe a few things I haven't been completely honest about" and has to tell them everything about his escape.

- The day the nautiloid crashed through hell, Zariel immediately set all her forces on high alert. All non essential guards were called to hold the line. In the chaos, Dammon's father appeared before him. He had summoned a portal, telling Dammon that this was his only chance. They didn't have long, and Dammon needed to leave now. Dammon had way too many questions. He was in shock, never expecting to see his parents again. His father told him he loved him, kissed him on the forehead, and shoved Dammon through the portal to the material plane. Dammon found himself suddenly in the foothills of the risen road, just outside of the crater where Elturel used to be. It all happened in maybe 30 seconds. One moment he was a slave in hell, the next he was standing beside a massive crater where his hometown used to be.

- Tav and Gale arrange a meeting for him with Ulder because what are the odds they both escaped Avernus on the same day???

- Ulder is shocked to hear about Dammon's escape. He tells him that a tiefling woman with cherry red skin and graying horns appeared before him. She told him that Zariel intended to sink the city of Elturel into the riven Styx. She said that if Ulder did not return to Baldur's Gate, his city would suffer the same fate. She said that Thavius Kreeg was responsible for the cities demise, that someone needed to stop him.

- So that's how Dammon learns that it was definitely also his parents that rescued the duke. They used the nautiloid crashing through Avernus as a diversion, and for some godforsaken reason rescued him and the goddamn grand duke of Baldur's Gate from Zariel's imprisonment at the same time. Dammon does not know why his life would be valued the same as the grand duke?? even by his parents, who he always revered as pragmatists.

- Dammon (developing a hero complex) determines that his rescue must mean something. His parents must have intended for him to find some way to rescue them, to rescue the city, because why else would they save him? He wants (desperately) to understand why they put their lives at such risk to get him out. He understands why they saved Ravengard, but he cannot understand why they would want him to escape if not to save themselves. (He's been through a lot okay)

- So Dammon, foolishly, guilt stricken for leaving his parents to die in Avernus, mourning his siblings, guilt stricken over not being able to save Karlach, desperately lonely and depressed from the last 6 months of strife, every good thing in his life constantly going sour, confused as to why his life was valued the same as the grand duke, decides that is must be for some greater cause. He has to do something because he can't be the only one who escaped, the only one who survived, for no reason. He decides that what his parents must want him to do is save them, save the city, avenge them, do something to stop Zariel's reign of terror.

- Anyways that's how my sweet sweet artificer ends up willingly venturing back into the hells, fantasizing about finally helping Karlach, rescuing his parents, avenging his siblings, making his life worth something. (He's a fool for it, but he has to learn that it isn't his place to save everyone.)

#i'm losing my mind about this AU #he's a little delusional about karlach #borderline limerance #he knows he's not strong but he's always struggled to live up to the expectations he has set for himself #he's just broken and decides in his misery that it must be a sign that he has to do more than he's been #he desperately wants to be a hero #because he wants his life to mean something #baby's got survivors guilt baaaaaad #i have like 4k words written of them already in hell but i can't get ulder's prose down so i've been putting off writing this bit properly #but the premise bounces around in my head ALLL day long #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 fanfiction #baldurs gate fanfiction #bg3 dammon #baldurs gate dammon #bg3 headcanons #baldurs gate headcanon #karlach #dammon

[ladyimaginarium]

#arcana.uploads #my& great uncle on the left & my& grandpa on the right !! <3333 #i& miss them both sm... ngl wish i& got to know pappy more #he died when i& was rly young. he was always rly sweet to me& tho. bouncing lil me& on his knee. & his giant golden retriever named goldie. #my& great uncle used to give me& sweets & chocolate whenever he came home from the store. he used to call me& baby & sugarplum lmao

[autogeneity]

oh my god you guys I am not unreasonably weak and slow and whatnot, people are just shit at holding boards

#we got a contraption installed that holds up boards for breaking #set aside the weakness of the flesh for the purity of the machine etc etc #and that thing is sturdy and stable and does not bounce back like people do #and man you can just snap a board like a cracker??? #like that was so easy it was like with the super thin little baby board #anyway that was very satisfying I am kind of exhilarated #even the ones I didn't go through with I felt it buckle a bit #unlike the way it moves back as a solid object when it was held by a person #m #fitness #ish #perhaps a separate tag yea #martial arts

[notjanine]

life has been a slog lately, everything is so hard and i give myself shit for struggling all the time, but. i did it. i completed everything i needed to do to get my dream job in record time and this is the year i finished. like. i did it. i was miserable for a good chunk of it, and i am reaping that arrival fallacy now (a dream job is still… a job), but wowee. not only did i finish it, i kinda crushed it. everyone’s goal in starting this career is to get hired out of one of their internship rotations, and i got hired out of TWO of mine.*

i also fell in love with a person i might actually spend my life with. we live together and now we have a baby** together. i’m still in this state that i planned to leave as soon as i finished school, but oh well. i miss my dog every day. i’m trying to make all this worth it, for when i finally get back to him. i’m beyond tired, but here’s to hoping the worst of my life is over. 2023’s been a wild one.

#*for context- only one other person in my cohort of 16 interns got hired out of one of their rotations #** cat. baby cat baby. child. #if i could survive my father and my illness and fucking speedrunning an MSDI (in fucking t*xas!) #and bouncing back and forth between three jobs these past few weeks #covering holiday shifts while increasing my workload at my Big Job #on god maybe i can make it through anything else #i am half dead rn tho

[httpiastri]

pepe didn’t even get one lap in…………… and the contact that made paul’s car spin…. my eyes were twitching

actually heartbroken for pepe 💔💔 not the weekend that he expected…. so close to reverse grid pole and even when ollie left f2, he didn’t get it. and then he could do like two corners before that happened……. he deserved so much :( at least he had a good weekend last week!!

#he had such amazing race pace last week so it would’ve been very interesting to see him actually get to drive today #gonna go write on my pepe fluff to make myself happy #asks! #anon! #ALSO PLS HIS HAND AND ARM MOVEMENTS (?) WHEN HE GOT OUT OF THE CAR AAAAAA #he was so upset #baby #i wanna give him some cuddles and a little kiss to tell him that it’s okay #he’ll bounce back #jeddah 2024

[smuganya]

“Looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll.” 

#andre lamoglia #andrelamogliaedit #elite cast #elitecastedit #gifs* #still laughing at the fact that andre's friends thought HE was the one to put as the 'looks like they can kill you' #like okay sure baby boy #sooo scary #you're doing such a good job with ur lil angry face #got me shakin in my boots #it literally reminds me of that tiktok where the tiny kitten was bouncing around corners trying to scare their owner #* #person: andre lamoglia #post type: gifs

[alwayzraven]

KARDESLERIM | 1.70 —  Aybike looking for Berk as soon as she arrived to school 🥰

#kardeşlerim #kardeslerim #ayber #aybike #aybike eren #berk #berk ozkaya #melis minkari #recep usta #I love her little bounce she does #she started looking for him as soon as she got there #the way her face lights up when she sees him #my babies 🥰 #dizi #turkish fc #turkishfc #diziedit #dizi edit #turkish tv shows #turkish tv series #turkish show #turkish series #turkish dizis #turkish shows #turkishedit #televisiongifs #turkish tv show #tv serie #tv series #turkish dizi