#and be drunk on main

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 195

“Oh. It’s you.” 

The entity that had been summoned practically growled, a cloak like swirling galaxies- or was it swirling galaxies molded into a cloak- shimmering around their form. One pair of arms crossed over a chest where a star pulsed with the heartbeat of universes, alive yet dying as lazarus green eyes glowered down at the league and bats alike. 

“You know you could, fucking call, right?” they whined, aura of terror suddenly broken, unnatural fear torn away and leaving all of them wrong-footed and confused.

Well, apparently all of them except for Ras, who had an honest to fuck grin on his face, one that looks almost carefree, if a little feral. Nope. No thanks. Not this timeline-

“But phones didn’t exist last we spoke, ya ‘amar.” 

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Danny got sent to the past by Clockwork for a vacation/training the first time he met Ras #They became rivals of sorts and just kept meeting up #Did they maybe fall in love as well? No one knows but them #On the other hand Ras did get his main Lazarus Pit as a wedding gift #and both Ellie & Dan were half raised like weird siblings/cousins to Ras’ kids #do with that as you will #Fellas is it gay to call your eternal rival your moon? #Ras for once wasn’t doing anything evil- though he’s a horrible person #A good dad yeah but a good person? Eh Danny has gotten used to it and finds him hilarious #They have matching death humor to their past teachers’ dismay and horror #They’ve gotten divorced seven separate times and gotten married three #Depends on the century #half of the time it was either done drunk or for tax benefits

[esmiara]

Ah, to be a yakuz- I mean. Ah, to be a tiny drunk japanese mafioso

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #soukoku #skk #osamu dazai #teen soukoku #soukoku sixteen #yes this is baka mitai #this song is so good for real #yakuza games in general are great #it's like having to dismantle a whole drug business with only your fists and a nice black suit but then stumbling upon a UFO catcher #then only playing this for the next 10 hours while wondering why is there a cult of plushies bullying a lone one in the machine #then you go “oh yeah right the main quest!” but you still don't go where you need to and decide to breakdance in some bar instead #useless rambling there #bsd is a bit like Yakuza when i think of it #same very serious stuff happening while two drunk guys are beatboxing in the background #fanart

[petruchio]

how am i supposed to believe in love anymore if cornelia street and invisible string and sweet nothing can exist and then it can end. no like why am i not ok about this it’s not even my relationship like wtf why am i so upset

#caroline speaks #taylor swift #to be fair im very drunk #but like im SAD #sorry to be parasocial on main #but maybe invisible string made me believe in love

[brother-emperors]

CAIUS TREBONIUS AND MARK ANTONY, MARCH 15th

The Hetairia of Cassius, Luciano Canfora

Cic. Phil. 2

(taps mic) so as we all know, conspiracy is a kind of seduction, and actions not taken can be just as loud as the ones that are. so. uh. fellas! hey fellas. heyyyyyy.

like, I was looking at the Dolabella-Caesar-Antony mess yesterday, but something really fun and vicious happened here and I will be rotating it around in my head at maximum volume for the foreseeable future

the red panels are the Assassination of Julius Caesar by Vincenzo Camuccini (the pen and ink drawing, not the painting)

#gaius trebonius #like the last three times ive posted him. his look will probably change. but i have never once promised consistency on this blog #what's a consistent character design. you only achieve that when you get main character status in a comic #mark antony #drawing tag #komiks tag #roman republic tag #ides of march baby! #new tag for ides of march art. i'll retag everything later #also I’m going to kill dolabella myself. I love him. I want his head on cassius’ sword. #all these people are so MESSY good grief #also! two conspiracies: one from Cassius one from Trebonius. also sexy. much to think about #anyway test run for an idea. we will be revisiting this scene again #I have a better idea about how to do the red panels. what I don’t have is (checks notes) the patience mostly #I want to draw trebonius’ lip scar origin story #anyway they definitely got drunk and made out in a spectacularly sloppy kind of way at least once #beware! the ides of march!

[lover-of-skellies]

Man, the bots aren't even trying to be convincing anymore, are they?

#not skeleton stuff #rambles #screenshot from my main blog #pleASE #bots just look like what i imagine a drunk person would #if a drunk person attempted to send dms to anyone

[original-punks]

#cutest lil pokémon theme #thought i'd censor on my main #don't look i'm drunk and making horrible decisions #catch me with your LB #original-punks

[alien-girl-21]

Guys I love joker out and käärijä so much, I feel so lucky to have found them and be in this fandom with you guys <333

#don't mind me i am the drunk girl in the club bathroom going 'NUNCA HAY QUE SEPARARNOS' #ily guys so much i need to let it out before being sober overtakes me and i pussy out #anyways to the main tags this goes woooo #joker out #käärijä

[ryartchus]

Im sorry i dont um know how tumblr replies work i see all of your very sweet messages but i havent used tumblr regularly simce like 2013 ao i um. i just want you all to know i love you very much and uhmmm mwah mwah thank you for being so so sweet and kind... i dont even. know what to say... thank you... i sob.....

#drunk on majn #main.* #vodka vodka bodka vodka vodka vdoka bodka bodka voska vodka

[ebby-bebby]

This you sign to go read the That Time I Got Drunk and Saved A Demon 📖 🩷🐉

#my art #fanart #meme #meme art #that time i got drunk and saved a demon #fantasy books #fantasy romance #spicy books #black artist #black authors #black main character #cinnamon hot pepper #TTIGDASAD #Fallon #twitter meme #digital artist #digital art #black fantasy #kimberly lemming #romance books #artists on tumblr #black excellence #book fanart

[cowardlycowboys]

drinking n having raspberries

#cowardlycowboys face of fame #getting a bit drunk while me beloved sleeps in the next room (on my computer) #i will probably only have a few drinks see boyad and jenna and then crawl into bed next to him (on my computer) #and show off 2 him like that's my main thought when drunk

[lilredghost]

Everything would've been fine if Obi-Wan had just clicker trained Anakin actually

#also if someone clicker trained me but that's a whole other thing #not to like. subpost on main #anyway #I just know that boy would have gotten drunk on the inherent validation of it #and obi-wan would've been like “oh thank the force I don't have to use my words to say I'm proud of him” #obikin #actually... give me knight obi-wan stumbling on a book about clicker training humans and not realizing it's a kink thing #give me obi-wan standing back while anakin has a conversation with a diplomat and pressing the clicker every time he says the right thing i #a difficult scenario #they use the first clicker so much it breaks and anakin storms around for a few days in the biggest poutiest rage #until obi-wan takes him to get a new one #anyway this doesn't even have to be a real literal clicker-- anything that marks the behavior would work #force shenanigans maybe?

[gaylittleguys]

I love that I think perhaps Halsin was not intended as most peoples primary romance so it’s very funny having the intro narration saying you’re both together and telling everyone at camp you’ve spent the last 6 months together and in love and then you talk to him and he’s like wow I missed you sooo much it’s been so long since I’ve seen you :(

#like wdym man we LIVE together #tbh it seems in character for him to get drunk and talk about how much he misses his lover (even if they’re right there) #August’s main and only love 💕 #anyway the epilogue is adorable #pushing everyone out of the way to say hi to scratch again #.doc #bg3 #somehow exactly what I imagined augusts post-game to be #waaaa #getting close to finishing mal’s run too………

[heeliopheelia]

no cause i've just listened to sweet venom and it sounds so... generic to me 🧍

ever since tamed-dashed enhypen hasn't put out a comeback that i actually enjoyed 👀

#PLS DON'T HATE ME #the song is just so underwhelming to me #and so short #okay blessed cursed was alright #but you won't find me coming back to it more than twice a year bro #didn't like bite me #same with pass the mic #idk *sigh* what's wrong with me guys #i loved the previous songs tho they were so different!! #DRUNK DAZED WAS A MASTERPIECE #loved tamed dashed though it might be an unpopular opinion #given taken was a masterpiece #idk maybe it will grow on me (i hardly doubt so tho) #STILL LOVE ENHA DON'T GET ME WRONG #and i'm talking about main tracks only not the bsides #haven't heard those yet #although they're besides are always 50-50 with me #hmm idk we'll see #SWEET VENOM JUST SOUNDS KINDA LOW BUDGET TO ME WHY AM I LIKE THIS L #ill take the L for that one guys im not even gonna argue #cause ive seen most of you really like it 🫶 #it's just that ive literally heard songs that sound like that probably 71 times

[flovoid]

just the youngsters in 'Majima Land' having a secret late night together~🥡🎶🍻

#majimaland #majima land #roo medici #norman niles #naomi butler #ming yue majima #definitely nothing fruity is happening there hsshsj #love teasing with Roo potential love interest hehe (for those who don't know he is my heir for this save n kinda the main character) #Roo finds BOTH very attractive and are they- losing my mind #and Norman fourth wheeling IM SORRY BABES (both the girl think he is basic. WHY) #they all had fun (n Roo got drunk VERY NEW OF HIM-) #ALSO NOT NORMAN BEING THE CRINGY HE IS TEACHING MING-YUE A CRINGE DANCE #istg everytime Norman does a cringe behavior Roo always laughs at him I freaking love their friendship :(( #sims 4 #ts4 #simblr #tomarang #sims 4 for rent

[chai-ky]

Professor: Ryan, do you love women?

Ryan: I'm literally married

Joyce: He's avoiding the question

#I'm a lil drunk and watching puppet history #this was my main takeaway #watcher #puppet history

[marshmcore]

I miss having korean bbq and those souju adds on the water bottles,,, so imagine how cunty and pretty demo would be if he was an idol and shilling this family whiskey/scrumpy???

HE’S SO CUNTY I NEED MORE AAAAAA

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #marsh stuff #tf2 demoman #scrumpy #im also drunk so ofc i need to draw my main #circle bc i cannot be arsed to draw his logo #god hes gorg i cannot #we need to way waaaay weirder about him #i need democunt #democunt #tf2 democunt