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#and i am so happy oi could find a kinda good video :((((( so sorry but i hope you like it regardless
miyuwuki · 3 years
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Is it selfish to ask for another kazuya sister scenario/hq? (it's totally fine if you don't want to do it)
OMG OFC NOT !! a lot of people took a liking to sister!reader so i’m happy to oblige :) the older sister hc is here, so this will be a younger one!
warnings: none
miyuki kazuya x sister!reader hc’s
miyuki’s younger sister
you’re only like a year younger than miyuki
but unlike him, you were calm and quiet (but still have that nasty side (just a teeny bit))
kind of like ryousuke and haruichi
you also had thick glasses like miyuki so people could tell that you guys were siblings
miyuki liked pinching your cheek a lot and when you started off in seido, and he would pull your leg quite a bit
“study hard y/n, you’re kinda stupid” “don’t get lost” he says this as he’s pinching your cheek
“kazuya, please stop talking and that hurts”
being in the same year as sawamura, furuya and haruichi, you ended up being friends with them
it was always the four of you together
miyuki notices this when you hang out with them after practice
you guys could be getting a drink or sitting on the field nonchalantly talking about nothings
“oi y/n, sawamura is not a good friend to be around. find new friends”
“I AM A GREAT FRIEND MIYUKI-SENPAI I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT”
you would laugh at him and your brother’s bickering
as a younger miyuki, you always looked up to your older brother
you notice that he inspires the people around him and works so hard in baseball so that he can lead the team with pride
also sawamura would not shut up about him
“MIYUKI-IMOUTO, MIYUKI-SENPAI IS THE BEST!”
yeah he calls you “miyuki-imouto” like he calls ryousuke “onii-san”
“eijun, you can just call me miyuki or y/n…”
yeah you’re on first name basis’ w the three
anyways, you too wanted to be like him one day. maybe not the baseball part, but being someone everyone could confide in
you actually got a lot of confessions because of the miyuki genes i mean come on
but the ones miyuki would witness he would tell you to throw away their letters after
“i can already tell they’re not good so throw them away”
quite protective of you
if someone else teases you he would tell them to knock it off
“you’re not allowed to do that only i can”
he knows he has to be the one to kind of raise you since your guys’ father is never around
so as much as he bullies you he cares just as much
one time you barely passed a test and he saw
he just sighed and said “we’ll work on it together” “if you get at least a 75% on the next test i’ll treat you out”
and he spent nights helping you understand the material
he would be pretty annoyed if you made him repeat things but he wouldn’t give up until he knew you got it
and because of that you aced the next test
and of course he did treat you out
with a drink from the vending machine
“i didn’t say how i’d treat you”
but it made you so happy
whenever you were sad he would pat your head a lot or ruffle your hair
literally will be your therapist he is ready to listen to whatever you have to say
if you don’t want to talk about it he’ll cook or put on a movie
and if you did want to talk about it he would be all ears and give his opinion after
if you had a boyfriend he would definitely keep him in check
“if you’re not as good as me then you can’t date her” “where are you taking her and when are you dropping her off” “you like baseball? no?”
you honestly don’t mind it because you know he’s just looking out for you
he would tease your boyfriend too
can you imagine his reaction if you dated sawamura, furuya, or haruichi
“WHY, OUT OF EVERYONE WHY HIM”
one time when it was everyone’s off, you, sawamura, furuya and haruichi were hanging out in sawamura’s room eating a bunch of snacks and playing video games
it was one of their rare breaks and it wouldn’t hurt to bond and relax
but miyuki walked in because he needed to talk to sawamura
and then he saw you
and steam started to release through his ears
“k-kazuya”
“what are you doing here y/n”
“CAP! WE ARE HAVING BONDING TIME”
“don’t worry miyuki-senpai. we are taking good care of her”
“exactly kazuya they’re my friends”
he’d scoff, “make sure she doesn’t do anything dumb” and leave
you’d go to his games sometimes, for both him and your best friends
it gets you so hyped every time
“NERAIUCHI”
you’d make rice balls for your brother and your friends so that they’d have something to eat after the game
miyuki would lowkey criticize you like
“this needs more seasoning” “not enough rice”
“then don’t eat it, asshole”
and then you’d switch gears to your friends acting all nice “please have more”
your cooking is also good though it runs in the family, your brother is just competitive
miyuki would definitely be a bother to you
would untie your shoe laces, make you reach something he’s holding up high or poke you
your reactions amuses him
“kazuya i swear”
“what”
“i will kick your crotch”
“haha”
whenever you guys fight, he would be the one to apologize first. he feels that it’s his duty to be the bigger person
but obviously if you were in the wrong you would have to say sorry first
he prioritizes you as much as he does baseball. a little more i would say
would be a nuisance but a 5 stars of a brother
hugs are awkward and a no go btw
BONUS:
“here y/n drink this”
you would drink it and immediately spit it out
“ew what is this”
“melon soda with red bean soup”
“i hate you”
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HELLOOO MY LOVE PLS ENJOY THESE HC’S also i think it’s so cute that sister!mc is in a friend group w sawamura, furuya, and haruichi hehehehe
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yourstarvic · 4 years
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It was now the second day of Nationals and Karasuno was getting ready to face off against Inarizaka High. Most of the boys were waiting in the side gym. Hoping that they are not slacking around when they should be stretching or at least pre-warming up.
You were with Kiyoko and Hitoka, talking to Ukia-San and Taneka-Sensei about the upcoming match. Kiyoko was going over the checklist, making sure they had everything as the teacher/coach duo were confirming if they had everything.
“Osu, we just need to fill the water bottles and get the boys to the main court,” Ukia said to the three managers.
“Yes, I will be at the entrance of the main court waiting to set up our equipment,” Taneka-Sensei replied.
“I’ll help you, Sensei,” Kiyoko said, grabbing the first aid bag and her notebooks.
Grabbing the water bottles, Hitoka said, “I’ll start filling the water bottles.”
“In that case, I’ll make sure the boys are all stretch and ready to go on court,” you said, promising to do your duty.
“Good, we will meet at the entrance then,” Takeda-Sensei said, allowing the group to disperse.
Walking to the side gym, you were greeted by Karasuno on one side when the other side was Inarizaka.
“Yahoo!” You said greeting Suga and Daichi.
“Oh, (y/n)! Is there anything you need?” Daichi asked you.
“No, not really, I was just told to make sure you guys are ready to head out. But you guys have few more minutes to do your…” you said, doing finger guns, “things.”
“I think you should be mostly focusing on is trying to stop those two,” Suga said, snickering at the scene of Kageyama and Hinata tossing the ball together. Until the ball hit Hinata’s face. The three of you cringe at the impact see a small red patch over his nose.
“I’ll go make sure he’s alright,” you said, reassuring the two three-years.
Walking up to Hinata, you noticed a faux blonde greeted Kageyama. As the two setters were talking, you check on Hinata’s nose.
“It won’t bruise and it looks fine. Just be careful,” You told Hinata, hoping he’ll take your advice.
Not really paying attention to what Kageyama and the blonde were saying, but you noticed that Hinata suddenly got angry.
What is going on…
“Yeah but I don’t suck,” You heard Kageyama blankly said.
I’m guess they insulted Hinata?
“Oh, I know that Tobio!” The other said happily.
“Don’t worry, our team isn’t that weak,” Kageyama said.
“Well good luck!” You heard the dyed hair blonde say.
You were about to tell the crazy duo that they should change, but was interrupted, “It’s good to see yer again Ms. Different language.”
Looking at the fake blonde, you gave him a confused look, trying to figure out when the two of you met. Until it hit you. With realization, you said, “I know you!”
Giving you a sly smirk, he said, “Now yer remember me.”
Behind you, you hear Hinata asked Kageyama, “How does (y/n) know him?”
“I have no idea…” Kageyama said, looking between you and him.
Giving him a happy smile and nod, you said, “You’re Osamu twin brother right! I’ve seen all of his videos!”
Not noticing his face overcoming with disbelief, you continued, “Can you tell him that I’m a big fan, please? It would mean a lot!”
Hearing a snicker behind him, you didn’t pay mind to it. Only trying to convince Osamu’s twin to try and deliver your message. Seeing his eye twitch you asked, “Are you alright?”
“I”m the better twin! Damn him and his damn popular cooking videos” He said with annoyance.
Before you can reply to him you heard, “Oi Tsumu we should go get ready.”
Both you and Tsumu looked at the direction to the voice. Next to the blonde, stood a silver hair male.
“Oh?” You heard Osamu said looking down at you. Giving you a kind smile, he said, “Sorry if Atsumu is bothering you. He could be annoying.”
Letting out a string of giggles, you tried to say in a flirty tone, “It-It’s fine. G-guess you can say you’re-you’re my knight in armor shining.”
Armor shining? What am I saying?
Letting out another string of giggles, you then tried to fix your mistake, “I mean! Shinning in armor knight!”
Wait…
“I think you mean Knight in shining armor?” Osamu said, smiling at you.
Feeling you face complete turning red, you stutter out, “Y-yes. That is what I-I meant.”
“In that case,” Osamu said, leaning downing to your height and whispered, “I’m glad to be yer Knight in shining armor.”
You once again let out a string of giggles like a middle school girl, you twirled a small piece of your hair. Being oblivious to what was happening behind you and to the two setters who stood next to you. The Karasuno team started at you in bewilderment, betrayed, and (in Suga case) in humor.
“Is she…” Asahi said in confusion, “is she trying to flirt?”
Suga laughing silently, answered, “Oh… She is! Look at out little manager growing up, Daichi.”
Daichi, feeling his eye twitch, said in betrayed, “Out of everyone, she had to pick our opponent.”
As for Kageyama and Atsumu, who’s eyes darted between you and Osamu with a shock or disgust face.
“What is happening?” Atsumu wondered out loud.
“I-I…I don’t…” was all Kageyama said in confusion. When Hinata stood there, wondering, “Why is (y/n) gigging so much?”
With an awkward smile, you tried to make it seem natural, you quickly said, “I really love your cooking videos! Especially the Onigiri ones!”
Oh God, someone please save me!
With genuine curiosity, Osamu asked you, “you actually watch my cooking videos? And try the recipes?”
“Of course I do!” You said without embarrassing yourself, “That’s the point of cooking videos…”
Letting out a chuckle, he said, “Yer’ll be surprised when people only watch them just to ogle at me instead of the food.”
“W-Well you are an attractive person!” You said quickly. But once you heard what you said, even in a more hurry, ranted, “But I don’t think that! Wait- Um, you are attractive but not my type? I mostly like people's personalities rather than looks. But looks are also nice! I um-“
What am I doing?
Hearing a chuckle from the silver hair twin, he announced, “Well Tsumu and I have to get going. It was nice to meet you.”
With that, the twins turned around and left, leaving you a red blushing mess, a confused Hinata, and a shock Kageyama.
“So what jus-” Kageyama tried asked, but you interrupt him saying, “Not. A. Word.”
Turning around, you saw the whole Karasuno team looked at you with different emotions. Once you were sure the blush on your face was gone, you announced loudly, “What are you guys standing there for? Get. Changed.” Pointing to the folded orange jerseys.
The boys slowly made their way to the orange jerseys, unsure what had happened. You stood there in the same spot, closing your eyes and bringing your hands over to your face. Rethink of the events that transpired.
Hitoka came in the gym, seeing the boys getting dressed, “Perfect! It is almost time to warm up!”
When the boys were all dressed, they started to head out to the main arena, getting started on their warm-up. Hitoka saw that you haven’t moved at all when she arrived. Walking up to you, she asked, “Are you okay,(y/n)?”
Letting your hands fall to your side, you look at her with a dead look in your eyes, simplify asking her, “Can you get the boys to spike me in my head?
It is now time for the Karasuno vs. Inarizaki match. You and Hitoka were on the balcony, seeing Atsumu was about to serve. The two of you anticipated as you both waited for the game to the official start. Seeing Atsumu walking, ready to do his service, he raised his hand up and then grabbing the air with his fist. Making the Inarizaki side silent.
Wow…Was that really necessary?
Atsumu threw the fall in the air, doing a small run to prep him to jump, serving to the ball to Karasuno's side. And with that, the game has now officially started.
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Putting your phone in the Karasuno sport’s jacket pocket, you turned to Hitoka, asking her, “Is it okay if we wait here for a bit? There is someone I want you to meet.”
“Sure thing!” Hitoka said happily, “Is it your bothers? I really want to meet your brothers.”
“Well…” you said, trailing off, “It’s not my brothers…But a friend!”
Pouting, Hitoka sadly replied, “How come you don’t talk about your family?”
“It’s just…,” you hesitated, trying to find the right words, “it’s kinda complicated.”
Curious, Hitoka asked a string of questions, “Do you have a terrible relationship with your parents? Are they always working? Are you brothers scary looking? Cause if so, I would still, maybe, would like to meet them!”
Giving her a small kind smile, you answered all of her questions, “I don’t have a terrible relationship with my parents. They are always working, but they would try to make time for me. Also, my brothers are not scary looking.”
“Then how come you don’t talk about them?” She asked, tilting her head.
“No one really asks, I guess,” you said nervously. 
“So if I asked,” Hitoka wondered, “then you’ll answer?”
Letting out a nervous chuckle, saying, “I’ll try my best.”
Why is she so interested in my family?
Looking at Hitoka eyes, you saw them turned into stars, excited that she can get to know more about you. Having a feeling that she was going to ask many questions, you started to prepare yourself for what is to come. But, instead of hearing a Hitoka voice, you hear a yell coming towards the two of you, “(Y/N)!” Looking at the voice, you saw Rin waving her hand as she runs towards the two of you. 
“There she is,” saying as you tried to hide your relief.
Reaching the two of you, Rin huffed out, “Found…You…Atsumu…Jerk...Need...Rest.”
Chucking at her, you introduce the two, “Hitoka, this is Sasaki Rin. Rin, this is Yachi Hitoka.”
Shyly bowing her head, Hitoka said, “I-It’s nice to meet you.”
Finally catching her breath, Rin bowed and happily said, “It’s nice to meet you too! (Y/n) has told me about you!”
“She has?” Hitoka said in shock.
Smiling, you said in the kindest voice, “Of course I have! Why wouldn’t I?”
Shyly stuttering out, the sweet blonde then said, “I don’t know…”
Chucking at her, you turned your attention to Rin, “So how was talking to Atsumu?”
Rin’s face turned into a sneer at the mention of that name, “I never want to hear that name again.”
“That bad?” You asked.
“That bad,” Rin said with a sneer.
Confuse on what was happening, Hitoka asked, “What happened?”
Looking at Hitoka, you answered her question, “Rin wanted to try to flirt with Atsumu, but it went bad.”
Looking back at Rin, Hitoka said with disappointment, “You can do so much better.”
“I told her that, but she didn’t listen…” you said, shaking her head.
Giving each of you a small glare, Rin said, “Don’t you two have somewhere to be?”
Rolling your eyes at her, you simply said, “We just have to make sure the boys are resting.”
“I’ll go check up on them!” Hitoka said quickly, “Besides, I need to ask Kiyoko something.”
Looking at her worriedly, asking, “You sure you don’t want me to go with you?”
Shaking her head at you, she replied, "No, it's alright! See you later!"
Nodding your head slowly, hesitating to say, “O-oh, okay. Be safe!”
Both Rin and you waved Hitoka off as she left, leaving you and Rin alone. Both of you looked at each, unsure of what to do. Not knowing why she suddenly left in a hurry. Until you both heard a loud cheer coming from a few courts down. Looking over, both of you saw it was Itachiyama Vs. Matsukawa Tech. Intrigue by the game, you asked Rin, “Should we see what all the commotion is about?”
“Yes please,” Rin answers quickly, leading the way. 
Following her on the balcony, making sure to avoid bumping into people. You were now watching the match unfold. Seeing the scoreboard, it showed that it was the second set, and Itachiyama was leading when Matsukawa barely had any points. 
“Seems like Matsukawa barely has a chance,” Rin said loud, trying to overcome the loud cheering.
Instead of answering her, all you could do was focusing on number 10. Seeing him harshly spiking the ball towards Matsukawa number 4, who was one of the boys who was bothering you the other day. A small smirk appeared on your face, seeing karma really is the best. Both of you continued to watch the game, already knowing that Itachiyama was going to win, making a few comments. Seeing a clean harsh spike from Itachiyama's number 10, noticing once again was aim at Matsukawa's number 4, you cheered as they won.
You stopped cheering but still had a wide smile on your face. Looking closely at Itachiyama number 10, you saw it was the boy with black curly hair with the two cute moles above his eyebrow. 
That’s Sakusa!
Feeling a certain stare on his back, Sakusa turned towards the crowd. But, instead of looking at the crowd, he eyed the balcony seeing an (h/c) girl that he has seen four times now. He allowed a small smile to appear on his face, seeing it was you, smiling down at him.
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Fun Facts
When Sakusa's team saw him smiling, they freaked out, thinking something was wrong.
Suna almost choked when eating his jelly stick.
(Y/N) doesn't have a crush on Osamu. She was so starstruck when meeting him for the first time. 
Atsumu called Rin a squealing pig, thinking she was one of the girls who was cheering during his serve.
During the match, Osamu started craving rice.
On the first night of nations, Kageyama and Hinata went on a run with Tsukishima following them on a bike. Tsukishima tried many times to abandon them. It never worked.
Ann-Ju's uncle works in the police department. She asked her uncle if she can get a background check on Yukie (Y/n). Nothing came up under that name.
Notes: Sorry that I haven’t updated this week! I’ve been really busy with school work and I suddenly got into playing Among Us. I hope you all are doing well and thank you so much for liking my story! I hope you guys will continue to like it! Don’t forget to drink water! Also if you want to be added to the taglist please message me or fill out this form!
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shuahoonie · 4 years
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you. [tom holland] - five.
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PAIRING: tom holland x female!celebrity!reader
SUMMARY: ah, to be young and in love. it sounds great if only you and tom were actually dating out of pure love and not for the sheer reputation of your careers. it also should be great if you two actually got along, but life isn’t that easy.
WARNINGS: mostly swearing! sexual innuendos are present kids! a bit of fluff, a bit of angst. it’s haters to lovers / fake dating au so take that information as you wish! this is definitely a filler chapter tho. 
WORD COUNT: 3761 words
SONG INSPO: hard times - paramore
A/N: hiya babes! sorry if i skipped a two weeks-worth of an update, got caught up from uni & my part-time job. been writing for uni a lot, and ngl yall kinda wanna cry! anyways, the amount of love i’ve received for this series is wild you guys!!! thank you so much for the kind words! i know i suck at replying but please know that i really appreciate it you guys and y’all make me feel soft and so loved 🥺 sorry again for the late update, hope this makes up for it!! enjoy part five & happy reading x 🥰💛
UPDATES EVERY SATURDAY 11 PM CST 
gif credits: @thwip
vanessa’s masterlist | one | two | three | four | six | seven | eight | eight.5 [interview excerpt] 
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You woke up by the sun beaming on your face. Already dreading the day, you pulled the covers over your head and buried yourself in the pile of pillows that were taking up most of the space on your bed. God, you were exhausted from yesterday. 
See, yesterday- yesterday was a blur. Everything happened so fast. You and Tom were trending on Twitter for god-knows how many hours. Headlines about you two dating were plastered everywhere. 
It made you roll your eyes. Do people care that much? And they do. People cared a lot about you two. People said that you two look great together, while a handful said you were in it for the clout. Technically, we both are. 
So, now that you got the people’s attention, what’s next? 
Well, for starters, they started tracking yours and Tom’s relationship from where and how it started. They wouldn’t find anything because you two aren’t really dating in the first place. 
However, they did compilations of possible hints that you two were dating-or maybe was just getting to know each other. Luckily for you two, you followed each other on Instagram for quite a while now so you got that foundation to build up. 
You liked some of his photos before, as did he. You actually found Tom quite adorable back then. The first time you saw him was when you saw Captain America: Civil War with your friends. You and your friends bonded over watching Marvel movies and once you saw Tom Holland as Peter Parker on screen, it was safe to say that you weren’t just crushing on Sebastian Stan anymore. 
However, you did convince yourself that nothing trumps over your crush on Sebastian Stan. You also convinced yourself that you were crushing on Peter Parker-not Tom Holland. Peter Parker was sweet and kind, Tom Holland was not. 
You pushed off the covers and finally pulled yourself out of bed. After doing your morning routine, you threw yourself into the couch with a coffee in hand while a toast on the other. 
Today was your last day off before you went back to taping so you were expecting a pretty dull day today- that is until your phone kept on buzzing.
You looked at the caller ID before letting out a huge groan, “Zoë, Please for the love of God, it’s my day off.” 
“Good morning to you too, Y/N.” Your manager said on the other line. “And I know it’s your day off, I just wanted to check up on you.” 
You furrowed your brows. “That sounds oddly suspicious, what are you planning to do, Zoë?” 
“Would you relax, Y/N? I was just asking if you have anything to do for your day off.” She replied. 
“I’ll probably do a bit of grocery shopping later, but other than that I might bury myself in blankets and watch movies in the living room.” You answered and took a bite of your toast, frowning as you tried to swallow your sad and bland breakfast. 
“Okay, that’s good to know-Oh, and I also wanted to tell you that your taping tomorrow has been moved for the next two days. Apparently, Alissa won’t be back till tomorrow.” 
“Oh, thank god,” You sighed, relieved to hear that you have another day off. “Thanks for the heads up, Zo. I’ll see ‘ya soon.” You hung up the phone and finished the piece of toast. 
You watched a few episodes of Brooklyn Nine-Nine before you gathered up the will to get yourself ready. After taking a well-deserved warm bath and doing your extensive skincare routine -watching videos about Koreans sharing their skincare routine on Youtube really got the best of you and your bank account- You put on a plain white shirt and paired it with your favourite pair of mom jeans. 
As you grabbed your keys and your wallet, ready to bust out the door, you heard your phone ring. 
“Are you home?” 
“Yes, I am, Ronnie. Why are you asking?” You asked her. 
“Cool. Can you open the door please?” She asked on the other line. 
Confused, you opened your front door and sure enough, Veronica was standing in front of your apartment wearing her university sweatshirt and denim jeans. 
“Oh thank god you’re ready, I had the most awful day at school. I just received my paper for my 400-level political science class and let’s just say that the mark I got, I haven’t done it in bed for a while now.” Veronica ranted off, taking her shoes off before placing her books on the coffee table. 
It took you a solid minute before you just realized what she just said. “Ronnie, I don’t want to know about your sex life-” You said before you fixed your hair. “Or lack thereof.” 
“I could really use some good fucking, ‘yannoe?” 
“Jesus Christ, Ronnie-” You sighed as you handed her shoes back to her. “C’mon, I have to do some serious grocery shopping.”
“Okay, but I’m driving,” Ronnie said as she grabbed her car keys. “You’re a horrible driver.” 
“Works for me,” You shrugged and locked the front door. 
The travel to the grocery store was typical: you two belting One Direction songs the whole time. You and Veronica were strolling the yogurt aisle when she asked about your whole love life situation. 
“Oi, I thought you and Tom weren’t dating?” She asked as she put an assorted pack of yogurt down the cart. 
“I’m never going to eat that,” You pointed at the yogurt. “And we aren’t.” 
“I will eat it whenever I stop by unannounced at your place,” Veronica argued. “Then what’s with that photo that I’ve seen with you two holding hands yesterday?” 
You looked around, checking if there was anybody within-distance that could hear whatever you were about to say. “We’re not actually dating.” You murmured.
“Come again?” Veronica asked, completely lost. 
“We’re just doing it for publicity.” You whispered loud enough for Ronnie to hear. 
“I’m sorry, but how exactly did it escalate to that?” She asked, totally confused. 
“Remember that stunt I pulled at the club the other day?” 
“Yeah, you were all over the news.” 
“That was the reason as to why it had to escalate to me and him dating.” You answered as you pushed the cart again. 
“Yeah, no, I need a cup of coffee before we do this, I’m all caffeine-out,” Veronica said before she bid of herself off and went towards the Starbucks that was found near the entrance of the store. 
You rolled your eyes playfully at your friend and carried on completing the least stressful adult task for you. 
It was actually quite serene. You managed to finish your shopping without people noticing you-well, that’s a stretch. People did notice you. Most of them gave you an acknowledging nod followed by a small smile, some of them asked for a photo, and only a few just stared at you-which you didn’t mind. 
You were paying for your things when Veronica appeared right beside you with a cup of coffee in hand. “What? Did the line at Starbucks reach the parking lot? What took you so long?” 
“No, but a cute guy bought me a drink.” She beamed, taking a sip of her coffee. 
You chuckled. “Good for you, Ronnie.”
“Y/N, girl, I swear- he has the most gorgeous eyes.” Ronnie carried on, the smile was stuck on her face. “Oh, he was so sweet.” She sighed happily. 
You were happy for your friend since it’s not every day she meets someone that she’s completely enamoured with. However, she can express her liking for this guy while helping you load the grocery back in the cart. “Ronnie, that sounds great and all, but can you help me with the groceries so we can leave now?” You practically begged. 
Veronica nodded and helped you load the groceries back in the cart, immediately speeding up the process. Taking too much time fixing your groceries at the till always gave you anxiety, especially when there’s a long queue behind you. 
“Oh my god, Y/N,” Veronica gasped as you two were walking towards the parking lot. 
“What? What happened? Are you okay?” You asked, completely baffled. 
“I forgot to tell you that he has this amazing accent,” She sighed, making you roll your eyes. 
“Ronnie, I swear to god I will fucking kill you.” You grumbled as Veronica opened the trunk of her car and started handing you the groceries for you to put in. 
“I forgot to get his name though,” She mumbled. “which is a bummer because he was honestly a godsend.” 
All you could do was roll your eyes as you were lost for words. 
“Oh, quit rolling your eyes at me. Just because you have a boyfriend, doesn’t mean I don’t deserve to have one.” Ronnie pointed out. 
“As if I actually have a boyfriend,” You countered, finishing up with the groceries.
“Whatever,” Veronica mumbled and shut off the trunk of her car. “I’ll just put this cart back and-”
“Hey, Veronica, was it?” 
You and Veronica both turned your heads towards the person who just called Veronica’s name. As soon as she saw who the voice belonged to, it gave her extreme delight. 
“Yes,” She beamed at the brunette with insanely blue eyes. “We talked earlier but I didn’t get your name.” 
“Sorry ‘bout that. I had to take a phone call and when I got back, you weren’t there.” The guy explained. You took a good look at him. He seemed familiar but you couldn’t exactly put your finger on it. 
“No, you’re okay! I had to go back to my friend here-which reminds me,” Veronica pulled you closer “This is my best friend, Y/N, Y/N, this is-” 
“Harrison,” The guy smiled at you and extended his hand for you to shake. You politely shook his hand and after what seemed like an eternity, his eyes widened. “Wait, You’re Y/N L/N, right? From the Alchemist?” 
You gave him a small nod, still trying to figure out who he is. “You’re also Tom’s girlfriend, I presume?” He asked a bit shyly. 
“Great. I can’t believe I have to live with that label attached to my name now.” You thought to yourself.
You weren’t exactly sure if and how you were going to answer his question. Where are you with this stunt anyway? Are you and Tom supposed to be vocal about your relationship or were you two just blatant and left the people to figure out for themselves? 
Harrison seemed to take notice of your hesitation in regard to the question. “It’s okay,” He says softly. “I know.” 
“Pardon me?” 
“I know the real deal about you and Tom.” He whispered. 
There was a look of panic in Veronica’s eyes. “Yeah, that they’re totally in love.” She said defensively. You, however, seemed unbothered. You were also curious. You’ve seen Harrison before but you couldn’t point out where you’ve seen him. 
“Harrison, you’re Tom’s best friend, yeah?” You asked him, starting to get a picture of how familiar he is. 
Harrison nodded. “I wasn’t really expecting for our first meeting to be like this.” He chuckled. 
“Eh, it’s alright,” You shrugged. “Much better for us to meet this way and in our own circumstance, considering your friend makes everything ten times more unbearable.”
Harrison let out a small laugh, “Tom’s not that bad once you get to know him.”
“Oh trust me, I know him plenty and so far, I’m not liking it.” You argued quite defensively. “Well, I’ll leave you two to chat for a bit as I put this cart back in its place.” You said as you gave Veronica a short look, in which she beamed at you in return. 
You purposely took your time with returning the pushcart back in its rightful area. You fumbled with your phone for a bit, checking your Twitter only to find out that you’re still trending and people still have no idea what to feel about you and Tom’s relationship. 
“Why did I pour my drink all over him again?” You asked yourself in frustration. 
As you walked back towards Ronnie’s car, you saw your best friend and Harrison talk animatedly around each other with their smiles never leaving their faces. 
The tad bitter side of you wondered if their mouths hurt from all that smiling, it also made you wonder if it’s even okay for a normal person to smile that much. However, the better part of you was glad that your best friend was happy. Veronica needed to be happy. 
Soon after, they bid their goodbyes, not before exchanging phone numbers. Harrison gave you a friendly wave-goodbye before he walked towards his car. 
As soon as you sat on the passenger seat of Ronnie’s car, you were already greeted by a huge smile on her face. 
“Okay, don’t get mad-” Ronnie began.
You groaned. Knowing your best friend, you knew that she did something that will get you mad. “Ronnie, what did you do?” 
“Okay, so I know that tonight was supposed to be our movie night but I just couldn’t help it! You know me through thick and thin, Y/N! You know how I do things impulsively around guys that I’m interested in. I’m like a mindless machine around them! I don’t even know why I’m talking this much when I usually have everything under control but Harrison-” 
“Ronnie sweetie, breathe,” You said with your hands placed on top of her shoulders. “You are babbling and I need you to get straight to the point.”  
Veronica took a deep breath before she said the words that almost made you want to smack the living daylights out of your friend. “I invited Harrison for dinner and I told him he can bring Tom too.” 
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“Could you stop?” Veronica threw the kitchen towel at you as you continued to glare at her. “You’re being childish, hon.” 
“I am not being childish! You’re being childish.” You argued, crossing your arms. 
Veronica just stared at you, her face seemingly screams that she’s absolutely done with you. 
“Okay, so maybe I am being childish,” You admitted. “But you threw the towel at me so I’m not the only one here with an attitude.” 
Veronica rolled her eyes as she finished setting up the table. You two were supposed to have pasta over dinner and have a Harry Potter movie marathon while eating junk food. Well, you two were still going to do it, except this time you’re joined by Harrison and Tom. 
“This is the worst thing you’ve ever done to me,” You said dramatically. 
“Y/N, hon, you’re exaggerating. I’m pretty sure this evening’s not going to be bad.” Ronnie commented. 
Veronica left the kitchen and proceeded to the living room to check her makeup in the mirror that was propped over the wall. You followed her into the living room and threw yourself on the couch. 
“Ronnie, why did you even invite them? Don’t you have classes tomorrow? Also, aren’t you supposed to be writing your paper for your social class?” You asked as you watched Ronnie retouch her makeup. 
You were trying your best to cancel this dinner. You tried to reason with your best friend though because this is your house in the first place. However, she pulled the “This is my chance in getting myself a love life” card and she has moaned for years that she really wants to meet someone. You’d do anything for Veronica’s happiness. You’d also do anything to keep your best friend quiet about how she wants to date so bad. 
“I already have my draft for that paper, just need to edit it,” Ronnie replied as she applied a coat of mascara. “Besides, I don’t have any classes on Mondays, you knew that.”
“Right,” you mumbled. “Still think this is a bad idea though. Things got so unbearable with Tom yesterday, I don’t think I’ll be able to handle another day with that guy ever again.” 
After your whole lunch scene with Tom yesterday, it felt suffocating. It was unbearable. He was back with his usual snarky attitude and it drove you mad. 
You learned one sure thing about your set-up though: He was only charming around other people, but if it’s just you two? He was a jerk. 
Not even a minute later, the doorbell rang. You got up and checked who was at the door and sure enough, two familiar faces filled up the screen. 
“Speaking of the devil,” You muttered before opening the door and was greeted by Harrison who gave you a hug. 
“Thanks for having us over, Y/N” Harrison said as he pulled away from the short hug. He then proceeded to give Veronica one, and it was obvious that his intentions were solely focused on her anyway. 
“Uh, yeah. No problem.” You said almost awkwardly as you gave Ronnie a look, who in turn mouthed a grateful ‘Thank you’. 
You turned back to the door and saw that Tom standing there, a stoic look on his face. He looked like he came out of a photoshoot based on the clothes he was wearing: slouchy black button-ups and a pair of denim jeans. “Holland,” You greeted him as you opened the door a bit wider. 
“Y/L/N,” He said as he gave you a once-over. “You look...” Tom seemed like he was really trying hard to think of a nice word to say. 
“Don’t strain yourself,” You said as you rolled your eyes.
You were wearing an oversized band shirt -that was tied in a knot at the front- and paired it with high-waisted patterned pants. You and Ronnie shared a small argument on what you should wear for dinner. 
She insisted that you should dress for your comfort while looking presentable and you argued that that is the outfit that gave you comfort. 
You also argued that Ronnie and her guests should be glad that you weren’t wearing sweatpants like you anticipated before Ronnie invited people for dinner. 
“Good because I wasn’t planning to,” Tom nagged, sending you into absolute overdrive.  
As soon as he had his back turned on you, you resisted the urge of strangling him right then and there. 
Unbeknownst to you and Tom, Veronica and Harrison caught the frustration painted on your face causing them to chuckle amongst themselves. 
You and Tom had only known each other for two days at most, and yet you already had the most confusing relationship that existed in this world. 
“If this carries throughout the evening, the world will know me not as Tom Holland’s girlfriend, but as the girl who killed him.” You muttered to Veronica as you passed by her. 
“Relax, Y/N,” Veronica chuckled as she put a hand over your shoulder. “Dinner wouldn’t be that bad.”  
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Saying that dinner wouldn’t be that bad would be an understatement. Dinner was horrible. 
Veronica and Harrison were pretty much occupied during the entire meal. They mostly had their attention to each other, which didn’t surprise you. Ronnie and Harrison were smitten for each other, it actually made you snort. 
You and Tom, though, were a different case. You two were seated across each other and you two wouldn’t stop bickering. 
It started when Tom accidentally kicked your foot underneath the table. 
“Ouch!” You yelped. “Why did you kick me?!”
“It was an accident,” He said defensively. 
“Psh, right” You scoffed. “Accident my ass.” 
The “I accidentally kicked you underneath the table” carried on for the entire meal, with you and Tom exchanging kicks every few minutes. 
You two also shared glares throughout the dinner. 
“Why are you mad at me?!” Tom argued. 
“Because you’re here!”
“Well, why did you invite me then?!” 
“I didn’t! It was all her!” You hissed as you pointed at Veronica who was rather talking intimately with Harrison, and was also very much oblivious to the argument unveiling in front of her and Haz. 
“God, why did I even think coming here was a good idea.” Tom moaned as he pinched the bridge of his nose, obviously annoyed. 
It didn’t even end there, as you all moved from the kitchen and into the living room to start the Harry Potter marathon, you and Tom started bickering over a piece of furniture. 
As Ronnie and Haz went to the loveseat sofa, you claimed the larger couch so you could lay down while watching the film and leaving Tom with nothing to sit on. You didn’t have much furniture considering you’re the only one who lives in this apartment. 
“Scoot over, Y/N.” He said as he approached the couch you were laying on.
“You can sit at the ottoman.” 
“And have nothing to rest my back on?”  
“God, you are such a diva.” You grumbled. “Just sit on the floor then.” You replied as you pulled the faux fur blanket over you, keeping you warm and cozy. 
“I don’t want to sit on the floor for hours,” Tom argued as he tried to pull you up from your position. 
“Fine, I’ll get you the floor cushion.” You said in defeat. 
“I want to sit on the couch, Y/N.”
“I am not moving, Holland. You can’t make me.” You said rather childishly. 
“Fine,” Tom sighed and pulled the ottoman closer to the couch. He pulled up your feet and sat on the end of the couch as he propped his feet on top of the ottoman. He placed your feet on top of his lap, as you claimed you weren’t going to get up from your laying down position.  “Then don’t move.” He dictated, leaving you to roll your eyes. 
And as for the cherry on top, you had your manager nag you to post something about your evening. You didn’t even know that Veronica filmed a quick story for her Instagram until you received a message from Zoë saying: “A couple of fans that follow Ronnie saw her story. Share it on your Insta too, it adds foundation to  our story.” 
Ronnie’s Insta story showed the television playing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone, and it panned to Harrison who was smiling softly at the camera and then, panned to you and Tom who were sharing the couch. You two were watching intently and from the looks of it, you looked like a very believable couple. 
Your manager was right and that irked you. The devil works hard but Zoë works harder.
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shooting-the-walls · 5 years
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I watched His Last Vow, and, well..... here are my thoughts again
Quick thing before we start: I choose HLV because it is one of my favourite episodes, and what I feel is one of the best shot episodes. Usually, I can't make it to the end of it because I know what is going to happen and I can't stomach it. Anyway, enjoy my little angst-filled monologue!!!
• Uggggghhhhhh Magnussen is so creepy even to start with
• Quick question: why the fuck does he have "porn preference" in his little file?? Creepy, dude. Real creepy
• I hate Magnussen with a passion but ngl his house is pretty bomb
• Why has a got a statue of a knight on an ostrich, and why does the camera focus on it? Kinda random XD
• Clever how they never show him going down the stairs the storeroom. IMPORTANT LATER ON
• Lady Magnussen when she sees Magnussen: *quietly* what the fuck
• "She looked delicious" "yum-yum": EEUURRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
• "I have a condition": is that condition.... being a creepy weirdo???
• HEY SHE MAY BE AN OLD LADY BUT SHE'S A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP MAGNUSSEN
• "This isn't blackmail it is.... ownership": uhhhhhh, pretty sure it's blackmail mate
• I'M SORRY BUT WE DON'T JUST LICK PEOPLE'S FACES, WHO WERE YOU RAISED BY DUDE
• The driver knowing something's up: we stan a king
• BAKER STREET YEAAAAAH BITCHES
• The intro mussssiiiiiccccc: it will now be stuck in my head for days XD
• When you miss your bestie: :(
• John being clueless XD
• *doesn't know what to do* *makes tea*
• "He the drugs one?" "Nicely put John"
• "Who's Sherlock Holmes" "See, that does happen"
• I think John feels bad for snapping at her XD
• "THERE IS NOTHING THE MATTER WITH ME. Imagine I said that without shouting": me 24/7
• Dude we know you tryna look sexy but the tyre lever XD
• "It is a tiny bit sexy" "I know": *is forcefully reminded of Boyle screaming "later sluts"*
• "I'm not just browsing": MATE IT'S NOT BLOODY ARGOS LOL
• Why is John so fucking cocky? Like we get you're an adrenaline junkie but Jesus XD
• JOHN BAMF WATSON IS HERE GUYS
• "Nope, just used to a better class of criminal": truth
• "Arse end of the universe with the scum of the earth": Jooooohn be nice
• Sherlock just so casual like " Oh HIIIII"
• "They're havin' a fight": Oh, like..... a married couple....?
• "WEll NoT nOW": we stan a queen XD
• "Alright Shezza?": *John and Mary Watson, Mycroft, Mrs Hudson, Molly and NSY have joined the chat*
• MOLLY YAAAAAAAS QUEEN PUT HIM IN HIS FACE
• "Just. Stop it."
• They are so concerned and Sherlock can't see it and I CAN'T
• "Just some guy" Sherlock: JOHN YOU DIDN'T *is suddenly more in love than ever*
• Sherlock: *hears what he sounds like* *ROLLS EYES*
• Billy knows what's going ON
• "Hang on, weren't there other people?"
• "I've got Mrs Hudson on semi-permanent mute"
• "Why do you do that": IT'S BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU
• "Cross-dressing may have been a wiser path for you": Mycroft your uncle was a bloody QUEEN
• "foR GOD'S SAKE"
John: oh deary me
• The mardy lil "I'm just gonna sit in this chair"
• MYCROFT STOP TATTLING ON YOUR BROTHER
• Also the Holmes parents line dance: I feel like this fact is super underrated XD
• "Just look frightened and. Scuttle": I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
• "I think we'd both find that embarrassing": THE FACT THIS WAS AN IMPROVISATION MARTIN IS SUCH A FAB ACTOR
• "Okay, I'll let you know if I notice"
• "Don't appall me when I'm high": genuinely one of my favourite lines of the entire series
• "God no. Trying to recruit you": Sherlock knows his John so weeeeelllll
• "Stay out of my bedroom" John: *immediately goes for the bedroom*
• JANINE HEYYYYYYYYY
• "Sherl.....": John is having a fucking field day with the nicknames
• John's confused little face XD XD
• "You have a girlfriend" "Yes I have" *JOHN WATSON CANNOT COMPUTE*
• Damn they're starting with the aquarium shit early
• "You got that from a book" "Everyone got that from a book"
• I'm sorry but Sherlock Holmes acting straight it the weirdest thing EVER
• "Maybe I will....": OH GOD. If she knows "what he's really like" (ie gay), then she also knows how much he loves John (she was at the wedding), so she's basically saying "I'll tell him you're in love with him"
• John: OH YES. THIS. THIS IS SOME NICE CEILING. MMM. GOOD CEILING
• John is so hung up on dinner XD
• "With wine.... and sitting....": I love the idea that when Sherlock eats, he just walks around like munching on shit. Like John used to get out of the shower and when he opened the bathroom door Sherlock would be standing there rocking on his heels eating a scotch egg XD
• "It's in the fridge, it kept ringing": me as an adult
• John just being so armed
• OH GOD SHERLOCK YOU'RE SO DAMAGED LIKE SO MANY PRESSURE POINTS
• BITCH DON'T BRING UP REDBEARD
• Oi listen Magnussen you little bitch
• NO PLEASE DON'T
• Shut UP Magnussen: as a Brit I cannot condone what the fuck he's saying. I AM A PROUD BRIT
• WHYYY
• WHYYYYYYY ARE YOU PEEING IN THE FUCKING FIREPLACE: this is why Moriarty was better, the sweetie had manners
• "How do you know his schedule?" "Because I do"
• The fact that Sherlock's checked with Mary if John is available XD
• CAM news: OMG THE CAM LETTER FROM S3E2, it makes sense nowwww
• Sherlock is so good at pick-pocketing
• "...your head kicked in." "Do we really need so much colour?" "It passes the time"
• I'M SORRY HIS CUTE LIL FACE WITH THE RING BOOOXXXXX
• I am fully convinced Sherlock was pretending Janine was John when he made the proposal
• SHERLOCK YOU CAN'T GET ENGAGED TO BREAK INTO A FUCKING OFFICE
• SHERLLL BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU IS NOT HUMAN ERROR, PLS GET SOME SELF ESTEEM
• "Bit rude, I just proposed to her"
• Sherlock immediately knows something's going on
• "...white supremacist so who cares?": SHERLOCK YAAAAS
• "During our own burglary" aka "really u idiot"
• The fact he immediately dismisses Mary: HE'S SO SWEET HE DOESN'T WANT TO RUIN JOHN'S HAPPINESS
• OH MY GOD THE REVEAAAAAAAAAL
• That moment when he realised. He just realises. The deductions he ignored: they could have helped her
• NO MARY YOU SHOT HIM WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
• I'M SORRY BUT SAYING YOU'RE SORRY DOESN'T RIGHT THIS
• The sirens: again, as I said, the way this episode is made is incredible
• People often remark on who turns up in his mind palace: I totally agree with the idea that the others are his heart, "and you should never let it rule your head"
• SHERLOCK CALLING HIMSELF STUPID IN HIS MIND PALACE OH SWEETIE NO
• The fact Anderson is there tho
• THE FACT THAT EVEN THE FLOWERS TILT JESUS THE DETAIL
• "Don't go into shock, obviously": woooooooow, thanks Mycroft
• Oh Redbeard, the sweet little dog: "They're putting me down too now"
• Oh come on, he was totally looking for John's room when he ran into Mary
• NO NOT THE PADDED ROOM
• You don't understand: I actually can't watch this scene. It freaks me out so much. It's so sad, and the acting is SO GOOD.
• "Pain. Heartbreak. Loss. Death.": I'm sorry, but isn't that everything Sherlock's been through with John almost?
• Magnussen: dude I ain't telling you who shot him
• "It's raining. It's pouring. Sherlock, is boring. I'm laughing. I'm crying. Sherlock, is dying": JESUS THIS SONG
• "Mrs Hudson will cry. And mummy and daddy will cry. And the woman will cry. And John will cry buckets and buckets. It's him I worry about the most. That wife..... John Watson is definitely in danger": THE FACT THAT THAT MAKES HIM COME BACK; I'm sorry but how can you deny Johnlock after that?? He literally COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD for John Watson. Also, note how he misses off Greg and Molly and Mycroft. He thinks they don't care but they do. They care so much, Sherlock.
• "Oh you're not getting better are you?"
• MARY STOP ACTING ALL FUCKING INNOCENT YOU FUCKING SHOT HIM
• "I'm buying a cottage": I mean why not
• The fact that they're fine with each other after insulting each other XD
• I maintain that Janine is Moriarty's secret sister
• "I have an interview with The One Show and I haven't made it up yet"
• "I know what kind of man you are. We could have been friends": AGAIN she totally knows he's gay
• The fact he's self-punishing by turning the morphine down MY BABY
• The fact Greg just wants a video XD: I still want a Special Features on one of the DVDs of "videos from Greg Lestrade's phone"
• Of COURSE Sherlock's broken out, what else were you expecting John?
• Mycroft's little hand gestures like "off you go peasant": we know you love Greg really Myc
• "...stalked him one night" "foLLOWED"
• YOU, JOHN. HE'S PROTECTING YOU YOU DIPSHIT
• The fact Sherlock went back to Baker Street, BLEEDING INTERNALLY, to put John's chair back <3<3<3
• "A façade. Remind you of anyone?"
• Of course you can't Sherlock XD
• The fact he won the house in a card game with a cannibal XD
• I love this scene. Everything just suddenly makes sense. Everything she's said suddenly has a different meaning
• "You were very slow": BECAUSE HE WAS IGNORING THE WARNING SIGNS SO HE DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET JOHN
• "Even Scotland Yard can get somewhere with that"
• I feel like Sherlock had a little bit of a panic when she pulled the gun out, because he KNOWS that John is sitting there and he can't lose John Watson
• She loves John but he loves John too.... too much man, too much
• She can barely turn: the fact she knows that she may have just lost John forever
• YAAAAS WE'RE AT THE HOLMES' GUYS
• "How is it only 2 o'clock, I am in agony"
• "Is this your laptop, Mycie?" "Upon which depends the security of the free world, yes, and you've got potatoes on it"
• "Am I happy, I haven't noticed?" *gets hit with cracker*
• MRS HOLMES WE STAN A QUEEN
• "Someone's put a bullet in my boy and if I ever find out who I will turn absolutely monstrous": *takes tea to said shooter*
• When the dad is the only sane one XD
• I think even Sherlock's dad can see how much his son is in love with John
• I'm sorry but the entirety of the first bit at the Holmes': I STAN IT GUYS
• "What exactly is the point of you!?"
• "What's going on" "Bloody good question": me in physics
• Jesus Mrs Hudson is right Sherlock does look bloody awful
• "...that's me by the way, hello": HE'S SO PROUD AND IT'S SO SWEET
• "IT WAS MY HUSBAND'S CARTEL, I was just typing"
• The fact he tells him to be calm: Sherlock KNOWS that he needs to calm John down to get this sorted out
• Mary, stop being sarcy with him he's tryna sort it out
• "Because you won't love me when you've finished, and I don't want to see that happen": I mean she's not my favourite but I still feel so sorry for her
• "Look at you two: you should've got married": Sherlock: OH BABY NOT MY GAY ASS
• See, Sherlock SAYS that the reason Mary didn't kill him was because John would be part of the murder investigation, but I think it's because she's already seen what Sherlock's death would do to John: she's seen him crying at the grave, seen him drunk and screaming for Sherlock to come back, seen him unable to even walk past St Barts without seeing Sherlock hitting the ground over and over and over again, and she knows she can't do that to him again
• Paramedics: yo we here
• "She shot you" "ehhhhh mixed messages"
• "The problems are your past are your business. The problems of your future are my privilege": GET YOURSELF A MAN LIKE JOHN WATSON
• "You can mow the sodding lawn from now on": the fact John uses his wife's secret identity to get out of chores is such a mood XD
• When your mother catches you smoking: Mycroft: nope wasn't me Sherlock: *immediately blames his brother*
• "Your loss would break my heart" "what the HELL am I supposed to say to that": brotherly feeeeeeeeeeeels
• "Go and have some more": AWWW YOU LOVE HIM REALLY
• Dr Watson voice is baaaack
• Awwww at least he checks they're all still breathing XD
• "You can imagine the Christmas dinners".... GUYS THE OMENS CAME TRUE
• I love the idea that Sherlock just waltzed into Angelo's like "yo can I have a table", and Angelo DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION what he was wearing or the fact he was hooked up to morphine, just said "yoooo, I got your table sorted" and brought him food XD
• The constant flashbacks in this episode are so effective, cos they really bloody fit in
• "My brother": *literally delivers a drugged Mycroft all wrapped up with a little bow on top* "WELL I DIDN'T LIE"
• "Oh yeah we could be imprisoned for high treason btw": Sherlock stop you idiot
• "But it's Christmas!"
• "WHY WOULD I BRING MY GUN!?!!?!?!" "Coat pocket?" "YES"
• "But look how you care about John Watson": even MAGNUSSEN knows guys
• Awwwww Mycroft's pressure point is Sherlock, that's kinda sweet
• You've gotta admit Magnussen's logic is pretty sound
• "I enjoy it": yeah but you're a sadistic maniac, mate, you don't enjoy normal things
• He must have half the fucking Eden Project in his house XD
• Ooooo THE VAULTS ARE A MIND PALACE: big reveaaaaaaaaaal
• Sherlock's little look down: it's as if he's chastising himself, telling himself he should have know
• "I don't understand" "You should put that on a t-shirt": JOHN WATSON T-SHIRT SAGA #2, PART 1
• "Sherlock do we have a plan?" *silence*
• "I still don't understand" "And there's the back of the t-shirt": JOHN WATSON T-SHIRT SAGA #2, PART 2
• When Magnussen makes John let him flick his face: Sherlock can't even WATCH. He's just standing there, staring at the floor, still questioning why he didn't see it
• I mean I'm sorry but the murderous little glint in Sherlock's eyes when Magnussen is flicking John: he knows there's nothing he can do, but then he also knows what he's about to do. And he knows that John is going to hate it, but it's the only way to keep Mary safe
• THE LOVING LOOK AT JOHN JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T
• "MERRY CHRISTMAS" *bang*: JESUS SHERLOCK NO
• Mycroft sounds so panicked, like "no please don't shoot him"
• "Tell her she's safe now": THEN. That was the moment John realised. The moment he realised who he was really in love with
• All Mycroft can see is his crying, upset and scared little brother AND I CAN'T
• "You know what happened to the other one": OOOOOOO
• "There is no prison where we can incarcerate Sherlock without him causing a riot on a daily basis": dis be true guys
• SHERLOCK MAKES MARY LOOK AFTER JOHN I CAAAAAAN'T
• The fact that all acceptingly walk away, like they know what Sherlock is gonna try to do
• "The game is never over, John. There are just new players": SHERL STOP
• "6 months, my brother estimates. He's never wrong": he KNOWS he's gonna die
• The fact he can't even tell John just shows something, doesn't it
• "John there's something I need to say. Something I've always meant to say but never have. Since it's unlikely that we'll ever meet again, I might as well say it now": we all wanted it. We all wanted him to say it. Even JOHN had the hopeful little look in his eyes....
• "Sherlock is actually a girl's name": BUT HE CHICKENS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND. You can just see the disappointment and upset in his face, even on the plane, knowing that he may not see John again and John still doesn't know
• "Did you miss me?": MORIARTY YES WE STAN A QUEEN
• "You're needed": the lil panic cos he knows his OD isn't gonna work
• "Who needs me" "....England": yeah, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are screwed XD
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mayanangel · 5 years
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Oohhh fluffy and cute frian/maycury please! I alawys thought they are a LOT like Lilly and Marshall from HIMYM the longer you think about it the more sense it makes! Could you do Something with that pretty please?
Hey, anon! Thanks for the request! Unfortunately I’m not the biggest HIMYM fan, so while I do know OF Lilly and Marshall, I’m not like, the biggest expert on their relationship dynamic. 
So maybe I can offer you some fluffy and cute modern!AU Frian instead?
And by “fluffy and cute modern!AU” I mean something that somehow became a makeup artist!AU, because I’m a terrible person :(
Again, sorry for the suuuper late fill, but I hope you’ll like it! And of course, feel free to request something else if you want to. XOXO
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“Don’t move.“
“I’m not.”
“I just sai-..! Brian! I said don’t move!” Freddie half-laughed, half-complained, grabbing his boyfriend’s fluffy - and giggling - face between his hands. “Now look what you’ve done - your eyeliner’s gone all crooked!”
Brian laughed. “I’m sorry, babe, I really am. Can it be fixed? I’ll be still this time, I promise.”
Freddie narrowed his eyes at his boyfriend, sneering jokingly. “You sit on a throne of lies, you liar.”
Brian chuckled, shrugging at the camera. “Well, I tried.”
Freddie flipped him the bird, while rummaging through the mess of cosmetics on his filming vanity for a makeup wipe. "And… I’m out of makeup wipes too, apparently.”
“Oh, are those the wet tissues you make Roger and I use after we perform? They smell nice.” Brian spun idly on his boyfriend’s spinning stool, a delicate finger just barely scratching at his nose. He knew better than to just rub at the itch the way he usually would; the last time he did that, they had to pause shooting altogether, due to Freddie almost bursting into tears over Brian ‘ruining his contour’.
Enter John, swooping in with an emergency cuddle while Roger laughed his ass off behind the camera.
“Ugh, whatever. Fuck those wipes! We’re doing this old school with a q-tip and some makeup remover. Now stay still, love!”
Brian practically held his breath as Freddie cupped his face with one hand, and then very carefully worked a wet q-tip near his eye with the other.
It was a strange sensation, having someone prodding around so near to his eyeball - but he trusted Freddie with his life. And to be honest, he really did try to keep perfectly still - after all, Freddie had been begging him to do this video for weeks, and he wanted nothing more than to make his boyfriend happy - but he just couldn’t help being both curious about everything Freddie was doing to his face, while also just appreciating his boyfriend’s very focused, and almost uncharacteristic seriousness, while he worked his magic.
And could you blame him? His boyfriend was gorgeous.
Today Freddie had done his own makeup hours before they even started filming, and like always, Brian had been distracted from the moment he saw him fully glam’d up. He just… he looked like a fucking work of art. Exactly how his boyfriend managed to look both prettier and more handsome at the same time when he was all dolled up, he had no idea. All he knew was that, beyond all the eye shadow and lipstick, he was just as mesmerised with this part of his boyfriend - or ‘Melina’, as Freddie dubbed his feminine persona - as he was with Freddie himself.
Sure she was a force of nature to contend with, his Melina; just as much a runaway storm as his Freddie. But he couldn’t stop loving either if he tried.
Fully dolled up, or hair slicked back, dressed head to toe in leather - Brian was hopelessly enamored with his boyfriend in his entirety.
Of course their fans knew about Freddie’s dabbling in makeup and the occasional drag. And of course, there were those who tried to make Freddie feel bad about it. But he and the others had decided long ago - before Freddie started his Melina youtube channel - that they would stand by their lead singer no matter what. God knows the amount of times he’s walked in to find John calming an irate Roger down from another screaming match with his laptop screen - all because some troll had commented about how Freddie was the death of decency in rock music.
As if rock and roll was ever 'decent’.
Those bastards could fuck off.
But Freddie - oh how his man just kept on being amazing and outstanding, despite the shit people were throwing at them.
Instead of giving up on drag and makeup, their lead singer had instead gotten even better at his craft, and eventually started his own youtube channel, where he could be honest and open about being queer and doing drag, while also being a rockstar. His makeup tutorials were especially popular; and as they grew as a band, Freddie began to grow as an exceptional makeup artist.
Told you my bloody art degree would come in handy, he once told them, and Brian couldn’t agree more. He’d practically lost track of how many times he’s watched Freddie paint his face, and yet the process still never failed to take his breath away.
The way every movement, every action, every deliberate touch - slowly transformed all that was Freddie, until Melina finally took her place; it was fucking artistic poetry in motion. In fact, he even suggested once that Freddie do their shows in drag, but his boyfriend had laughingly declined.
'Melina’ isn’t made for singing on stage in a rock band, dear, he had told him. Melina was beauty, Melina was glam. Melina was fantasy.
But Freddie however - Freddie was made for the stage. Freddie was music, Freddie was performance. Freddie was for their fans, who had stuck by them, from their days of singing cover songs on Roger’s youtube channel, to performing original material on their official band channel, to them releasing their album and touring the country performing live almost every other day of the week.
For those fans, Freddie was Freddie, and Freddie enjoyed keeping it that way. Perhaps Melina could drop by once in a while, he mused, but at the end of the day, if he was going to stand on stage and sing while Brian, Roger, and John played their hearts out, he was going to do so as Freddie Mercury.
Besides, he cheekily added, he very much enjoyed being unmistakably male when teasing Brian during his solos.
Kept the thirsty ladies (and boys!) in their audience suitably reminded of their places, should any of them get the dreadful idea that his boyfriend only really 'liked’ him because he wore makeup and occasionally did drag.
Well, joke’s on them. Brian’s boyfriend may like to wear makeup and wear lingerie - but he still had a dick, so there.
Without even meaning to, Brian felt a fond smile form on his face. In front of him, Freddie finally stepped back to assess his work, eyes darting left to right to check whether Brian’s eyeliner was finally even. Brian hoped it was - he really didn’t want more things poking near his eye.
Freddie whooped. “Perfect! Done! Now, we just need to fix the foundation a little - as you can see, some of it’s come off around here - but other than that, I think we’ll just need to pop on some mascara, and then mayyyyyybe some fake lashes? What do you think, babe? Does this… supermodel, slash Hollywood starlet, slash Fairy Queen fantasy need some fake lashes?”
Not gonna lie, Brian kinda liked how Freddie described him as some sort of cross between an ideal and fantastical beauty. Made him feel like a real showstopper - a stunner.
He turned to the camera, puckering his lips and striking some semblence of a pinup pose. “Then I’ll finally be prettiest of them all?” he asked demurely.
“Oh please,” Freddie grinned, pecking a brief kiss onto his lips. “You know you’ve always been pretty, love.” He giggled when he saw that some of his lipstick had transferred to Brian’s cupid’s bow. “How else did you think you convinced me to date you?”
Brian straightened in his seat, eyes twinkling with mischief. “Well, I was thinking it was because of my big pe-…”
Freddie gasped, dropping his mascara and scrambling to cover Brian’s mouth. “BRIAN HAROLD MAY, DON’T YOU DARE!”
John and Roger broke down into peals of laughter off camera.
Brian snickered behind Freddie’s palm, gently removing it so he could smile indulgently at his boyfriend. “I was going to say PE-rsonality, love. Personality. Honestly, Fred. This is a family show, calm down.”
Freddie responded by rubbing indignantly at the trace of red on his lips, feigning annoyance and muttering under his breath.
“Yeah, Fred, let Brian tell us more about his 'big personality’!” Roger hollered off camera.
Freddie swiftly turned towards his giggling bandmates. “Shut up, Rog!” he mock scolded, embarrassment and amusement breaking out all over his face. “We are not doing that, okay - NO, sto..- John stop encouraging him! - I repeat, NO ONE needs to know about my boyfriend’s… personality or whatever, alright? This is a makeup tutorial - and you BASTARDS are trying to get me banned from youtube, when I’m not even halfway done with his face! Shame, the lot of you!”
Brian laughed heartily, taking Freddie’s hand to get his attention.
“Okay, okay. I’m sorry, babe, I’ll be good now, I promise. No more talk about… big… personalities.. Whether they be mine or yours!” He turned towards the camera, pointing a finger at their imaginary audience. “No more!”
“You insufferable knob, I hate you!” Freddie hid his face in his hands, eyeing Brian through the gaps between his fingers.
Brian batted his perfectly painted eyelids at his boyfriend. “Liar. You love me.”
Freddie pretended to consider for a moment, cheeks burning red, before giving in and looking up with a bashful smile.
“Fine, you’re right. I do. I love you.” He leaned in for a kiss, stopping halfway to grab a tissue to press over Brian’s lips, then planting a firm smooch on Brian’s tissue-protected face. Brian grinned at his boyfriend’s ingenuity, wholly impressed when Freddie pulled away smiling and lipstick transfer-free.
“Oi! Get a room!”
Brian took the tissue from Freddie and threw it in John’s direction, the other man scurrying to hide behind an equally giggling Roger.
Freddie laughed, flipping off their friends for good measure. “Alright, enough! Let’s get back to work!” He reached for his mascara, manhandling Brian’s head back into the perfect position.
“Now, you need to sit perfectly still and hush, alright? For real, this time! - or I swear I will stab you in the eye with my mascara wand, and let Roger turn you into one of him memes.”
“You wouldn’t.”
“Try me, love.”
Brian grinned, already thinking about the many ways he could use those words against his boyfriend later. “Very well. Do your worst, babe.”
Freddie smirked. Roger and John rolled their eyes.
“Gayyyyyy~!”
“Shut the fuck up, Rog!”
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“….And this is the final look, guys! What do you think, Brian? Did I do a good job?”
Brian stared at his reflection in the mirror.
“Oh my…Fred, you did amazing! I look… oh, I look gorgeous! This is… oh wow. This is fantastic!”
“Really? You really like it?” Freddie asked earnestly. Brian nodded with enthusiasm.
“Freddie, babe… I love it!”
Freddie beamed, feeling probably the proudest he’s ever felt since coming out to their fans all those years ago.
To think that they would be able to have a moment like this after everything they had all been through, was humbling. Queen was doing great, his boyfriend was literally the best boyfriend in the world (John can kiss his ass if he thinks otherwise, no offense to Roger), and their fans - as far as he knew - loved and accepted all of them just the way they were, no questions asked.
Freddie honestly could not have asked for a better moment to bask in.
Well… then again.
He watched as Brian gingerly poked and prodded at his masterpiece, still enthralled by his new face. Freddie bit his bottom lip. There was one other thing that he’s been dying to ask of Brian. One other thing that he’s been dying to have Brian do for him.
Something that his wonderful boyfriend has consistently - albeit politely, because Brian - declined to do ever since he first offhandedly suggested it.
But then… considering how well he was taking the makeup thing - perhaps now would be a good time to ask?
“Uh oh.” Brian was turned towards him; mirror put away, camera still recording.
“What?”
“I know that look.”
“I didn’t even say anything!”
“But you were thinking it, and I love you, but the answer is no.”
Freddie pouted. “But Brimiiiiiiii…”
“No, Freddie.”
“But-”
“I already let you put me in makeup, babe, what more could you want?”
Another pout, but even closer to his face, because Freddie was now dangerously close to sitting on his lap. “…..Please?”
Brian sighed. “Freddie…”
“Just for one night! I promise it will be amazing, love! You’ll be amazing!”
“Freddie, I- I… you know I can’t dance…” Now it was Brian’s turn to pout, insecurity looming it’s ugly head. Of course he knew what Freddie was suggesting. He’d been suggesting it for almost as long as he’s been begging him to do this video. And it wasn’t that he didn’t like the scene or anything - hell, he probably enjoyed it more than Freddie did!
It was just… the whole over the top theatricality of it all could be so intimidating. He enjoyed watching Freddie and their other friends when they were into it, but he just couldn’t see himself ever having that kind of confidence to pull it off.
Freddie was having none of it, though, reaching out and lifting his boyfriend’s beautiful face to look at him.
“You stop that right now. You know as well as I do that it’s not about dancing, it’s about being and enjoying yourself. And in my personal opinion, darling, I think you’d be magnificent at it!”
Brian blushed. “You really think so..?”
Before Freddie could answer, Roger beat him to it. “I mean… if it’ll make you feel any better, John and I would definitely join in if you agree to it, Brian.”
“Yeah, Brian,” John added. “Roger’s been begging me to put him in drag for ages now, we could make a night out of it. What do you say?”
Freddie smiled, hopefulness blooming anew on his face. Brian worried his bottom lip, tasting lip gloss on the tip of his tongue. It tasted like sweet peaches.
“So… what do you say, Brimi? Ladies night out at a drag club in full drag? I’ll make sure you’re extra pretty.”
Brian smiled softly despite himself, already knowing that he had lost this fight. Who was he kidding? He never stood a chance.
“Fine.” He agreed, taking Freddie’s warm hands in his. “On one condition.”
Freddie lit up exponentially, already thrumming with excitement and ideas. “Anything, love.”
“Promise me…. that we’ll be prettier queens than John and Roger.”
Freddie burst into laughter, throwing his arms around Brian while their two friends protested loudly off to the side.
FUCK OFF AND GET A DAMN ROOM, YOU WANKERS.
Brian joined his boyfriend laughing, kissing the side of his head as he held him close. A bit of lip gloss stained his temples, but Freddie couldn’t care less. He was just elated to be sharing another part of his world with Brian. His beautiful, sensational, and wonderful lover, Brian May.
He pulled away with a final kiss on Brian’s lips, then turned towards the camera.
“Well, that’s it guys! I just did my boyfriend’s makeup, and you heard it here first! Queen will be doing a drag night out - Coming to you soon!! Keep a lookout on all of our social media, which will be linked below in the description, and make sure you subscribe…”
Brian smiled to himself as he watched Freddie close out the video. He looked positively giddy, grinning from ear to ear, mind probably already designing the outfit he wanted Brian’s drag persona to wear. Well, he thought, he’s already been many things. A good son, good kid.
School nerd, space nerd. Rock musician, rock guitarist.
A closeted fool who once pined for another’s love; and now, an out and proud fool who was shamelessly in love with the love of his life.
Honestly, what harm could it possibly bring to add another thing to that list?
Besides, he thought to himself as Freddie slid onto his lap, if it made Freddie happy, then it was well worth doing, wasn’t it?
He saw Roger in the corner of his eye throwing his hands up in exasperation as John rushed to stop the camera’s recording; the set lights going dim a few moments later. John had all but dragged Roger out of the room by then, no doubt to get some alone time of their own - the horny bastards.
His attention was brought back to the man his arms when he felt Freddie leave his lap, moving to clear a space on the makeup table - just enough for him to hop up on, and beckon to Brian, legs spread apart oh so invitingly.
Brian wasted no time to stand between them, hands on Freddie’s hips while Freddie leaned back on his elbows, shamelessly smudged bottom lip between his teeth. Undoubtedly Brian knew his own makeup was probably ruined, but judging by his boyfriend’s reaction, it was far from an issue at that very moment.
In fact, it might well be the exact opposite of a problem.
Brian smirked. Oh yeah. Definitely worth it.
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lachlantrash · 5 years
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I'm your lock screen?"
"Wanna do a livestream with me, guys?" Preston says, walking into his living room where you and Lachlan are laying down together, watching reruns of Friends on the tv.
"I'm down, I'm so bored right now." You laugh, sitting up so you're not laying on Lachlan's chest anymore.
"What, cuddling with me is getting old?" Lachlan laughs, making you roll your eyes. "I'm kidding, and sure Preston just give me a second to find a shirt." He adds, getting off the couch.
"I'm sure the fans would rather have you shirtless, it's fine man." Preston laughs, taking the seat where Lachlan was previously sitting and putting his laptop on the coffee table.
"They probably would enjoy the view babe!" You call as Lachlan ignores both you and Preston, walking down the hall to the guest bedroom. "We can get started without him." You suggest to Preston, not wanting to fall into an uncomfortable silence.
"That's a good idea." He agrees, turning his laptop on and getting a youtube livestream going. "Hey guys, Preston here and as we all know, the Australian lovebirds Lachlan and (Y/N) are staying here in Texas with me for a week, and we decided to do a livestream for just you guys. Lachlan had to go do something really quick, but (Y/N)'s here right now." Preston says, smile on his face as he interacts with his fanbase.
"Hey guys, all Lachlan's doing is putting a shirt on... Even though Preston and I both think you guys would appreciate it more if he didn't." You say, scooting closer to Preston so you're in frame. "Babe, people in the comments think you should come back shirtless!" You shout to Lachlan, hoping he can hear you. He steps out of the room a second later, a blue t-shirt already on. "Awe guys, he didn't listen. Don't worry, one day I'll show you shirtless Lachlan." You promise as Lachlan sits beside you, wrapping one arm over your shoulder.
"You would think my girlfriend wouldn't want hundreds of people seeing me shirtless." Lachlan says, waving to the camera.
"I mean, they'd only get to see the upper half...Everything below that is mine." You hum, making Preston laugh before covering his mouth.
"(Y/N)! Keep it pg, this is live on my channel." He scolds, trying to hold back his laugh.
"We've never really been a pg couple Preston, but for you we'll try." Lachlan promises on your behalf. "Let's read some comments, yeah? See what they want."
"Well we're going to ignore all of the ones telling you two to kiss and makeout, it's not really gonna happen on my channel... If you guys want that I know that Rob has a video where if you look in the background, you can see these two idiots making out." Preston laughs.
"That was before the internet knew we were together, Rob exposed us." You sigh. "Actually, all of you exposed us, your coffee house video make things pretty obvious Preston." You say, jokingly accusing him.
"Uh, comments... Preston, be honest. How often do Lachy and (Y/N) fight?" Preston reads, quick to change the subject. "Honestly, they don't really fight. Like okay, obviously they've fought and Lachlan told me all the fun details about it, but they don't fight often at all. Like there's so many things that (Y/N) could get pissed at Lachlan for doing but she just... Doesn't. Maybe they do fight a lot and just hide it well, I don't know." Preston shrugs.
"I do a lot of things that could piss her off? What, is she just perfect and never does anything wrong?" Lachlan laughs.
"Well yeah, she's a keeper, there's no way you're staying pissed at her long if she ever even pisses you off. You're like, a lovesick puppy with her dude. Guys, none of you even know what kind of texts I get about this girl right here, or snaps I get of her where he's just gushing at how magnificent she is and how in love he is. It's kinda sickingly cute." Preston laughs. You look at Lachlan, a giggle escaping your mouth at the blush appearing on his skin.
"Awe, babe." You laugh, placing a kiss on one of his blushing cheeks. "Don't worry, all my friends get gushy snaps and texts about you too." You say, a smile on your face as you start scanning the comments. "Is Preston still single?" You read, a laugh as you look over at Preston.
"Of course I am, I mean I'm not going to settle for a relationship if it's not comparable to (Y/S/N). Maybe I'll never find love." He sighs dramatically.
"There will never be a relationship comparable to (Y/N) and I, Mitch and Jess are trying but they'll never succeed." Lachlan says, pulling you onto his lap so he can rest his head on your shoulder, scooting over to where you were so the camera can still see you guys.
"Oh my god Lachlan, shut up! Mitch and Jess are adorable, don't even say they're not comparable to us." You scold, quickly shutting down Lachlan's comment.
"It was a joke, calm down." He laughs, wrapping his arms around your waist.
"This is what I meant, they're sickingly adorable and Lachlan pisses her off." Preston laughs. Your phone goes off in the hoodie of Lachlan's that you're wearing, and you grab it to check the text and laugh once you read it.
"So Izzy says, 'I've been watching Preston's stream, give him my number ;) And you text me all the damn time about lover boy, he does annoy you a lot. Either way, y'all are adorable'." You laugh.
"Oooh, Preston might be getting a girl." Lachlan laughs. "Thanks Izzy, I can always rely on you." He adds, rolling his eyes.
"We can deal with the whole exchanging of numbers off camera, yeah?" Preston laughs out, now he's blushing because of the situation. "What's all of your lock screens right now?" He reads from the comments. "Well this is mine, it's just the cover to an album I've been listening to a lot." Preston shrugs, showing it to the camera. "What about you guys?" Preston asks, turning to you.
"Mine is a picture of all of my cats in bed with me, Lachlan took it for me." You laugh, showing the photo of you lying in bed, four cats surrounding you.
"Mine is uh, it's a photo of (Y/N) smiling while she gets coffee from Dunkin Donuts. To all of you in America that might not seem like much, but she moved to Australia to be with me and the closest Dunkies to our house is an hour drive. She still gets it basically everyday, but she's so appreciative of it now and it makes her happy, she posted the photo on her Instagram and I stole it for my lock screen." Lachlan says, cheeks flushing again at admitting to the world that you're his lock screen as he shows it to the camera.
"I'm your lock screen?" You ask, a bit shocked as you look at Lachlan.
"Well yeah, what else would it be?" He asks you.
"I don't know... Not me. Maybe like, your car? Or your family? Why is it me?" You ask, feeling so loved in this moment you forget that there is a camera capturing the moment.
"Because I love you, and I want to see your smile everytime I look at my phone." Lachlan shrugs, taking his bottom lip into his mouth not knowing how you'll react to this. He can't tell whether you're freaked out or in awe at the fact you're his lock screen, it's making him anxious.
"I really fucking love you." You sigh out, placing a quick kiss on his lips before pulling away suddenly from Preston shouting.
"Oi! I told them they weren't going to see any of that on my channel. We get it, you two are madly in love and it's adorable, we don't need reminders." Preston scolds, shaking his head.
"Sorry, god I'm sorry I just can't believe how amazing he is." You sigh out blissfully, wanting nothing more than to be having a moment with just Lachlan right now.
"I guess you're forgiven... Lachlan being whipped can't be pinned completely on you." Preston decides, making you smile as Lachlan groans.
"I'm not whipped! How many times do I have to explain this? So what, I love my girlfriend. It's not like she's some gold digger and I'm just following her blindly like a lost puppy, we love each other equally." Lachlan sighs out in defense, burying his face in your shoulder.
"Don't worry, I don't think you're whipped." You comfort, running one hand through his hair to coax him back up.
"Let's leave them be and we can go jam out in my room guys." Preston laughs, standing with the laptop. "They're definitely meant for each other, that's for sure." You hear him whisper as he walks away, making you laugh to Lachlan a little.
"Do you think he knows we heard that?" You ask, removing your hand from his hair and gently pushing his head off your shoulder so you can look at him.
"I don't know." Lachlan shrugs. "I don't care, he's not lying. We're definitely meant for each other, even if I'm not your lock screen." Lachlan laughs, making you pout.
"Fine, I'll make you my lock screen right now." You huff, turning your phone on and going to your camera roll.
"I'm only kidding babe, you don't have to replace your cats with me." He laughs again, though you ignore him as you try to find your favorite photo of Lachlan.
"The problem is I don't have a favorite photo of you, I have multiple favorite photos of you. Like, there's this photo where you're snuggling Crash in bed and I just love it because you're asleep and your mouth is slightly open. But then there's this one, from our one year anniversary and you're all cute with your button down shirt slightly unbuttoned and a beer bottle in hand because it was a great night and it was just all about us and I love it too. Then there's this one, where we were both sleepy and we're in the airport wearing baggie clothes and you're holding me and you're placing a kiss on my cheek. How do I pick one?" You ask, moving your gaze from your phone to meet Lachlan's eyes.
"I guess you do love me too." He mumbles out, making you laugh.
"Was that not obvious enough?" You ask, a playful smile on your face. "I do love you, Lachlan." You say, planting a kiss on his lips before looking back to your phone. "Now c'mon, which photo do I set as my new lock screen?"
"I can hear you two still!" Preston calls down the hall, making Lachlan chuckle.
"Sorry! Not really, but still!" Lachlan calls back, causing you to laugh.
"Leave him alone and choose a picture of yourself, dork." You say, flicking him to get his attention back on you.
"The one of us in the airport, you're in it, I'm in it, it's the perfect picture." He says, making you smile and place a kiss on his cheek. Getting lost in the moment of just you two.
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lore-a-lie · 6 years
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Chapter 1: Her Threads Dividing Heaven From Hell
Daily Life
Kaede opened her eyes to the sound of her door sounding on the verge of breaking rather than the announcement, so sleep must have won out after all at some point. She shot from the bed to open it while it was still in one piece and became smothered by something big and warm for her efforts.
“GONTA IS SO HAPPY KAEDE’S NOT DEAD!”
Well, that answers who has her trapped in a bear hug right now at least.
“Umm. Yes. I’m not. That may change in a bit if you can’t let go a little but I’m definitely alive right now.”
“OH. Whoops, Gonta is sorry. Gonta came by because he got worried, Gonta was asking the others why you hadn’t come to breakfast yet and Kokichi said it cuz you were too busy being dead.”
“... Excuse me?”
“Well Kiyo said you might be talking to Shuichi’s hat, but Kokichi insisted you were so sad you just died of loneliness. Like his bunny.”
“... What?” (Should I be happy Kokichi chose to make it sound less like I lost my mind or committed suicide over a boy I knew for only a few days or offended he put this idea in Gonta’s head at all?)
“Everyone will be so happy to see you fine!”
And with that and little that could be said to stop him Gonta “escorted” Kaede to the dining hall like a true gentleman should. If it was more socially acceptable to practically to carry the “lady” in question somewhere she wasn’t really going in the first place. Inside she found evidence of Kirumi in the kitchen, Kibo having an argument with Kokichi about his robophobia, and Korekiyo sitting further apart eating on his own. Somehow. Without taking off his mask or undoing the zipper. No time to get distracted though.
“Hello everyone! As you can see I’m not dead, nor have I lost my mind and taken to talking to inanimate objects. So what’s been going on?”
“Well Kibo’s here so you are still totally talking to an object right now but okay, we’ll pretend to believe you! It’s not like you’ve ever lied to us before or anything.” It was hard to tell if the grin on Kokichi’s face as he spoke was one of mockery or malice considering his words, but the reminder stung all the same.
“I am not an object! I just finished explaining that-”
“And I wasn’t listening. Obviously. We’re still just waiting for everyone else to show up, and I was thinking it was pretty weird for us to be up soooo early and ready to plan while our “Leader” moped in her room over some emo murderer some more.”
“Huh? That’s not what you told Gonta-”
Korekiyo chose to interrupt Gonta’s confusion to try and smooth over the conversation without Kokichi’s excuses or lies derailing things. “It’s good to see you are doing better at any rate. And as it sounds like my own suggestion has been misconstrued I merely offered that you had taken our friend’s hat with you with the intent to use it as a coping mechanism to help you through your grief. Briefly as we’ve known each other you two had connected rather strongly, what happened to him was very traumatic, and you were clearly distraught. Belittling any chosen methods to help you deal with your loss or questioning your mental health were never my intentions. There are far less conventional means of doing so after all and no one should judge you for mourning the loss of a life. Particularly one who helped save all of our own in a way.” Kokichi flinched a little at the cold glare Korekiyo directed at him as he finished.
“Are you feeling better this morning Kaede? Can I get you anything? Is there anything you’d like for breakfast?” Kirumi came out of the kitchen with a cart stacked with food and began to effortlessly lay out the filled dishes on the table without breaking her concerned eye contact with Kaede.
“No, I… Thank you for your concern but I’ll be okay. Maybe something simple like pancakes? Only if you’re already planning on making something, I don’t want you to feel you have to do anything.”
The pancakes helped give some sense of normalcy and were easily the best she’d ever had, but if grandma ever asked after all this was over she’d still have to say hers were the best. She took a seat between Korekiyo and Kokichi as she waited for the others to arrive. Miu arrived a few minutes later and made a beeline for Kibo’s side where they started animatedly talking about something. Hopefully work safe. It sounded like it might be about making upgrades to some of Kibo’s features, since for an Ultimate he is rather underwhelmingly normal and now they really have the time to help change that.
It was after Angie came springing in that Korekiyo had eaten enough to go back to “Professor” mode and give a lecture about the cultural trivia and origins related to their food, though only Kaede and Kirumi paid it any attention. Kokichi was more focused on trying to get a reaction out of Kibo and Miu over anything he could, which proved as effective as it was amusing for him.
Benefits of sitting close to the two creepiest kids of this hodgepodge group of friends: the not-so-local religious zealot can’t ask you to join her cult and both love the sound of their own voices so much there’s little pressure to do much talking yourself so you can just focus on eating and breathing and trying to get the images of that godforsaken trial or Rantaro’s corpse out of your head for a few minutes of peace.
After Angie came Kaito, Ryoma, and Maki. Kaito must have tried dragging both of them here, but since Ryoma is here he was likely only a token effort while Maki looked ready to kill something. (Maybe she’s so good with kids because she scares them too much for them to risk giving her trouble but not enough to the point she stops being “cool”? She does look kinda badass right now, in a scary sorta way.)
Tsumugi, Himiko, and Tenko were next, which was a bit odd for a girl as energetic as Tenko to be so late.
Once everyone was together it was time to start planning on what everyone was going to do. The day before everyone finished exploring all of the newly unlocked areas. Tenko even set up a little poolside date for most of the girls and Kibo. Maki wanted to stay in her lab again instead and Miu was too busy due to a project Kaede asked her about so she pushed for Kibo to go in her place. (No one really knew what to make of these memories about the Ultimate hunt either since Rantaro was no longer with us.)
“Has anyone else watched those tablets the Monokubs gave us? I tried to but when saw that I got someone else’s I stopped so I didn’t see the whole thing.” (What? More tablets? When? Why?)
“Kaito got one too? Atua said the one Angie got would mean nothing to her, so I just started trying to incorporate it into a sculpture instead for now. Since damaging it was said to be against the rules.”
“Wait what do you mean you got someone else’s? Mine had my name plainly written on it but it wasn’t anything special.” Tsumugi sounded very confused, almost concerned, by this turn of events. But even she knew what was being talked about, which was more than Kaede could say. (I better fix that then.)
“I didn’t see anything when Gonta got me this morning, what are you guys talking about?”
“What, really Kaede? We all get motives delivered beyond our doorstep and you can’t even get ahold of yourself enough to even notice? Jeez, some “Leader” you are-”
“OI, watch it you brat! Besides if these are motives it might’ve been for the best most of us didn’t fucking see ‘em.”
Kibo was quick to latch onto this idea. “I agree with Kaito! If they are truly intended as “motive videos” for us I think the easiest way to protect ourselves from this threat is to ignore them.”
“Oh come on, it’s because they’re motives that we need to know what’s on them all! If we don’t check ‘em we’ll have no idea what we’re up against. Especially if not all these videos have a one to one switch, who knows who’s seen what by now! Doesn’t take much to lie about this ya’know.”
“You are suggesting we all divulge the contents of whatever video we were given yes? Have we and the owners of their respective videos no right to privacy anymore?”
Everyone started arguing over what to do, some sharing who’s videos they had while others refused despite trying to find out who had their own. If Kaede didn’t do something people would probably leave to take matters into their own hands, and who knows what that could lead to. (Well Shuichi and Rantaro know now, don’t they?)
“Wait everyone! Kokichi might have a point here.” She tried ignoring the look of shock that quickly changed to one of smug superiority on Kokichi’s face, but she certainly had everyone’s attention now.  
“If we watch all of these videos together we’ll better know what’s being used against us. Depending on the contents of the motives it may also be good to have others to talk to about them too, rather than dealing with any stress they could cause alone. I don’t see anything Monokuma wants us to have being purely for our own benefits after all, and who knows if the contents of these are even true or not.”
Everyone quieted down to weigh their options. Ryoma was the first to speak up.
“Not all of these motives could even lead to a person trying to kill you know. I just want to know what reason Monokuma thinks would work on me.”
“Gonta thinks it could also help us get to know each other better! Gonta never watched movies with friends like this before.”
“And what of those of us who would rather not know? Or those who think their video could do more harm than good? Will you just force us all to participate for the sake of your own paranoia?” Maki’s deduction hit a little too close to home, but Kaede ignored that best she could. It was a fair point.
“Come on now Maki Roll, it can’t be that bad. And if you don’t want to know what your own video’s about you can just leave the room for a bit or something. If it’s because the idea scares you then at least we’ll be able to let you know if those worries were founded or not and help you through it either way!”
The look on Maki’s face was enough to reconsider how safe of a plan this really is. Or at least think twice about using that cutesy nickname for her as that’s when this glare started, not that Kaito noticed. (But this was the easiest way to regain some faith in my friends again. The easiest way to prevent another Shuichi.)
“Well everyone let’s just take a vote then! If we want to watch the videos we’ll find a way to hook them up to the projector in the AV room, and if we don’t we’ll just gather up all of the videos and decide on a safe place to lock them all up as a group. Since Angie mentioned destroying them isn’t an option for us.”
Ryoma’s hand was the first up when voting for the videos, followed by Kokichi, Gonta, Kirumi, Kaito, and Kaede. Tsumugi took a while before saying how since she already saw her own video it wouldn’t be right to vote any other way. It looked like Tenko was going to wait for the “no” votes but when Himiko raised her hand so did she.
Maki, Angie, Kibo, and Korekiyo voted against it. Miu said she wasn’t really interested either and already had other projects to work on so she just didn’t want to be put in charge of projector duty.
With the results in, 9 for it to the 5 against,  it was easy for Kaede to announce their decision. “So looks like that’s settled then! Think we could watch them all tonight, about when nighttime starts? It’ll be better to get this over with sooner rather than later to keep more of us from peeking early.”
“I guess I’ll take a look at the projector now and tell ya if it’ll look like I’ll need to make any adjustments to it for this to work, but sure sounds like a plan so far. Or ya’know even if it doesn’t we can just bunch together and use the tablets directly while we netflix and chill-”
“I’m fairly certain that’s not a program any of us have access to nor is “chilling” a part of neutralizing a potential threat on our lives.”
“I think it’s plainly obvious that’s not exactly what she had in mind Kibo.”
In an effort to keep Tsumugi from explaining the “joke” to the naive robot right now Kaede carried on. “So anyway I guess we’ll just have some free time for ourselves for now!”
As everyone left the dining hall at that implicit dismissal Kokichi took a moment to pull Kaede aside.
“What are you playing at here exactly?”
“I don’t get what you mean.”
“I suggested the video thing and you just agree with it? You even twisted my words to make it something easier for the others to swallow to help them see it “your way”. What are you trying to get here?”
“I’m choosing to trust your judgment on this, even if our reasons for both coming to this conclusion differ. While I may be the leader this is a role your talent’s better suited to and I think working together like this can benefit everyone”
“... Even though I’m a liar. A lying liar who lies. Who nobody really likes if they have two brain cells to rub together. How do you even know I’m not lying about my talent? Or that I’m not hoping you’ll mess up so badly this buddy-buddy thing you’re trying to foster between us crashes and burns?”
“Because you’re smarter than me, possibly all of us. And putting our lives at risk could be just as dangerous to your own. You caught onto what Shuichi was doing… Long before I did. You’re able to point out when I’m doing more harm than good, and unlike me, you aren’t afraid to play the bad guy.”
“Who says I’m playing? I’m the Ultimate Supreme Evil Leader after all. And getting everyone killed would totes be to my benefit for this game.”
“Well, I think you’re lying right now. Because if you were it’d be more to your benefit to keep all this to yourself, since I’m more predictable to you than you are to me.”
“... I’m not sure if this attitude is making you more interesting or just a total snooze fest.”
“Then I guess time will tell won’t it?”
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You are the bold tings 
I am the normal tings 
btw**If I ask questions in this just dm me the answers lol
“I’m all good. I just had a doctors appt which took forever but nothing to worry about thanks for asking.” 
Oh okay that’s calmed me, I was going crazy at the time, I thought something bad had happened, I didn’t know if I was being a silly moo or not...yk. 
“ Also I’m gonna check out the thing now but I’m rly glad it seems like this won’t has been good at least w music”
Emily, I have NO IDEA what you were aiming to say here fam, but I only had a minor stroke so..all good : )
“U have no idea how much ready that made me smile fr that’s actually so thoughtful and how u remember all of that in such detail wow😂”
I’m honestly glad It made you smile because it made the others smile too, i’m quite happy about that. Yeah I have a strange thing with detail, sometimes I go a bit too much into it, however, I felt it was necessary for that kind of message.  
“...the nun story was made up but I appreciate that u remember that sm haha, and the ozone layer and everything...”
Oiiii, you definitely had me with that I was thinking like “Who tf are these Nuns and why hasn’t anyone called the police or something...chasing kids and taking phones n shit” and legit, as I’m writing this it had just made me remember that some nights when me or David didn’t reply cos we were SLEEPING, one of you kept sending like “penis” 50+ times at 4:00 a.m...I mean, it wasn’t that pleasing waking up to penis but whatever!
“And it’s actually insane how many years it has been”
I knowwwww, I can’t believe next year it’ll be THREE YEARS since we all met, crazy stuff!! Nah like I actually find it soooooo weird how, we were all on Instagram one day, and SOMEHOW you came across our account. I remember me and David thought you and the rest were a bit sus as well as 3 doods being mega weird, wait I was 16 when we started talking eww wtf i’m now 19 Im so old why am i writing this ur thinking?! idk its just all coming out 😂
“...Then I remember Graydon got added to the gc and I didn’t know what to think at first but we bonded over liking Hamilton and making fun of his bagged milk and how he spoke French.”
Oh my days I can not BELIEVE He used milk from a bag THAT. IS. SO. WRONG. Straight from the cows boob or udder or whatever the fuck, is the best  😂 You all were so different from me and David haha, we failed french...well David did, I JUST passed, kinda and we didn’t read books or go to musicals but 2 years on..I still don’t.  
“Then I remember thinking how crazy it was to realize aurora lives like an hour drive away from me or maybe less.”
Jeez I forgot she lives down in AZ, would you ever go see her if you had the time and set it up with her? Or do you think it would be awks n weird n stuff 😂 Personally I actually don’t wanna meet anyone..jk obvs, but when i’m selling out shows in Phoenix you’re all being der ygm 😂
“I remember u and David went to that rainbow looking school and u had French together and u wore those funny little proper uniforms”
Nah I was creasing when I read this yk!! I can’t lie it was..a...weird school to go to 😂 But yeah I remember the uniform was so heavy like back in 2016 summer it got up to 37 - 40 Celsius that’s like the hottest temp in the UK in 60yrs or something and we had to wear jumpers and blazer EVEN IN THE CLASSROOM nah im getting vexed just thinking about it but yeah I stole an exit sign from the main entrance to keep as a keepsake lol
“u and David would joke around and say I was the annoying posh type of I was English and one day I remember being on discord for hours until like 6am for u guys”
Yeah we both thought you were dead serious n shit like we tried not to swear in the chat cos we didn’t know if you were a hard church person! Yeah I remember those days too. The thing is, a while before we met you and the rest we would do that daily like our days would be like: go to school, come home, search the cupboards, and then go on discord at like 8 pm and get off at 4-5 am Friday thru Saturday! and yeah i remember you never talked when we were in a call and me and David we actually had to msg each other shit like “oi is Emily good?” and when we asked on discord you’d reply with “yeah i’m here” 😂
“...and David making tea or coffee smthg like that”
I have the video he made, I’ll send it to you, lmk when you get this far!
“I remember the night u said u we’re leaving for Germany and how I was nervous bc I knew I couldn’t do anything to stop u but I just wanted u to be happy.”
We’re even, We made it up and planned that 😂 Sorry :( David would msg me on snapchat me and be like “They’re actually tryna get me to go get and help you! fuck off” He’s a good one! 
“I remember the dogs u had years ago”
Yeah I had to leave them behind when I left :( it was the HARDEST thing I've ever had to do! I had the fluffy one for 8yrs and the small one for 8 months
“I could never forget that u thought the Ozone layer was a basketball term”
Allow it and forget it yh I’m smarter now innit!
“...and sorry Izzy and I were little bitches back then”
Nah it’s all good I think i spoke to her like *well idk who i was speaking to* 4 times lol she was funny when we did talk tho! 
“but I rly appreciate our friendship and sticking together through the years and yeah can’t wait for more memories”
Me too, i’m glad it was you guys who we bumped into that day, I actually can’t explain how grateful I am to know you are there whenever I need you rt! The Future gonna be great fr !! Thank you!
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