#and i saw a dilf

[roseworth]

^ guy that’s been in a coma since the 80s

#i’m sorry random person whose tags i saw in the dilf poll but i thought this was kinda funny #surprise he’s a father! (he’s been a father for decades)

[tojisprettywife]

before i log off and get to bed, just a little something which was floating in my consciousness. back again, with loving husband! toji and your baby boy megumi. saw a baby at the mall today, and got inspo 🫡.

i just know megumi’s first word is ‘mama’ not bc you taught him, not bc toji taught him. the reason is prior to even megumi being born, ever since you were conceived with him, someone has been calling you ‘mama’. lovingly pressing soft kisses to your flat lower abdomen to your swollen belly, the childlike excitement in his eyes, each time he accompanies you to ultrasound appointments, till now; one person who called you ‘mama’ is, the tall beefy man, toji. over the course of 3 trimesters, your baby has been hearing this through the womb, but now? he’s been hearing it for the past 8 months. is that a surprise now? megumi’s first word being ‘mama’?

(i wrote this in a hurry, hopefully it makes sense T_T)

#kay! writes ☆ #i absolutely love how i think toji is this soft #am i delusional #i don’t like kids BUT the baby i saw today was so cute 😭 #toji imagine #jjk toji #jujutsu kaisen x reader #toji x reader #toji x you #jujutsu toji #toji zenin #toji fushiguro #fushiguro toji #jujutsu kaisen toji #daddy toji #dilf toji #toji fluff #toji fushiguro x reader #toji headcanons #jjk imagine #jjk x reader #jjk imagines #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jjk x y/n #jjk #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jjk x you #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen

[zer0point5ive]

#me when i’m unable to act right because there’s a dilf locked in the saw trap with me #saw 2004 #chainshipping #lawrence gordon #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence: :) #adam: i like men too btw just so .. you know .. well it’s an option or whatever #lawrence: what #adam: what #left chained up in the bathroom for being too bisexual we’ve all been there #📼

[marc--chilton]

the tears came on so fast i got nauseous

#saw #I'VE NOT SEEN ANYONE TALK ABOUT THIS ONE......... OUGHHH #sorry i. i mean i'm not. but sorry i will not be normal #because on one hand oh god he loves her so much then he doesnt get to see her as often after the trap #then on the other hand oh fuck dilf barkbakrrbakrbkabrbrkbr #lawrence gordon

[alexa-crowe]

Feel free to leave your answer in the tags and explain your thought process! I’m very curious because I see a lot of people think of Gale as being in his 30s but I see Gale as being in his 40s (specifically 44 but that’s just an arbitrary number I chose), so I’m interested in seeing some sort of distribution.

#baldur's gate 3 #i’m so curious bc i saw all those gray hairs and i was immediately like middle aged!!!! hot!!!!! 1/2 dilf!!!!!! yesssssssss!!!! #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #forgive the tag vomit lol i really want answers #gale bg3 #bg3 gale

[werewolf-transgenderism]

every single time people start talking about their “unconventional” celebrity crushes it’s just like. racism 2.0. people will straight up list people like dev patel and oscar isaac and pedro pascal and john boyega and ncuti gatwa as if these are not just very well-known, very well-liked, and very attractive men who just are not white

#it’s like the top dilfs poll. no reason why men of color should not be in the dilfs list or list of regular celebrity crushes etc etc #just saw someone post about this elsewhere insinuating that dev patel was unattractive like. do you have eyes or? #sorry. i am annoyed about it

[hlxtn]

#saw someone yap about DILF Aran on my tl so i had to #ohgod #anime #anime aesthetic #art #illustration #anime art #anime fanart #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu fanart #aran #aran fanart #aran haikyuu #aran ojiro #ojiro aran #aran ojiro fanart

[gordonsicedcoffee]

Hello Dr. Gordon. You are perhaps my greatest asset.

SAW VII: THE FINAL CHAPTER (2010) dir. Kevin Greutert

#babygorl u are so lana del rey vinyl #saw vii #saw 3d #lawrence gordon #cary elwes #sawedit #horroredit #filmedit #mine #legally mandated to churn out larry content on a semi-regular basis #he's my favorite. what can I say #I see him & I start hoopin n hollerin & running amuck #not sure if I'm 100% happy w/the coloring on these. but fuck it! woe! medical malpractice dilf be upon ye!

[lynnbutlertron]

Human globox design i came up with !!!!! with my buddy @greenswing and his rayman design in the last image :DDDD they are sooo silly

#doodles #rayman #globox #rayman 3 #< based his design off of rayman 3s look btw #if i say the context of the last image the snipers trained on me will shoot so i cant #I had so much fun making his design. He is my everything btw if you even care #i saw a couple globox designs that just Skinnyified him and i wanted to change this . hes a dilf to me #Sorry

[den-ai-d]

"…dear…😟" "I know what you're thinking—it wasn't my fault!😤"

The life and times of a single parent, Almond cookie edition.

#art #fan art #cookie run #almond cookie #walnut cookie #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #almond cookie being a single father is EVERYTHING #Him be dilfing alone amirite #I normally wouldn't draw him this buff #but I saw that one edit! #I was inspired

[wowifinallywatched]

John did you really need to create these games just to have an excuse to adopt all these children

#i will never stop talking about Dilf John #also why are they all so hot send help #john kramer #saw franchise #saw memes #just saw thoughts #sawposting #saw films #just saw things #saw movies #jigsaw #saw #saw 2004 #saw movie #saw x

[07043012]

Hellsing can't be serious. Like??? Why yall showing that screen where the crazy vamp staring at their nemesis priest's bubble butt and then leaving comment like "that's some man"???

What

Do

You

Want

From

Me?????

#Wow I have to hit that catholicussy #Is it okay to want to grab your nemesis juicy ass? #I know whats Hirano cooking I saw the vision #Alucard is being implemented as Team Ass #Anderson is a DILF and we ALL know how much Alucard loves DILF #Your nemesis is dumb thicc and thats okay I guess??? #Alucard gg search history: #hellsing shitposting #Andercard #(((I'm sorry)))

[sugar-omi]

my old man🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

#i saw fanart of fulgur w this fancy ponytail n i instantly thought of dilf!cove #olba #cove holden #olba fanart

[zer0point5ive]

something about lawrence thinking he’s a little past it, looking at adam and feeling a strange mix of envy and insecurity creep in alongside the fondness, wondering what adam sees in him and then .. well then there’s adam. love hearts in the air, cartoon eyes popping out, hammer on head looney tunes style, the whole deal just. absolutely head over heels over lawrence’s whole .. everything at all times, going cuckoo if lawrence’s shirt buttons strain slightly, grabbing a handful whenever lawrence bends over, burying his face in lawrence’s chest at random intervals because, hey, he never claimed to be gods strongest soldier and boy oh boy. man oh man, lawrence gordon md will do that to a guy. lawrence is just trying to get changed? well you better believe adam’s getting a front row seat to that show and. if lawrence happens to let it slip that he’s been feeling a little inadequate? yeah, adam is absolutely taking that as a challenge. good for them both

#sorry that sawmusical ass grab video came up again and i. well i am also not gods strongest soldier #then i thought about saw of course naturally. then lawrence nd his ways #dr lawrence md w the dadbod i need you in ways that the human mind cant even comprehend #call me adam faulkner stanheight the way i go awooga when the saw bathroom dilf does anything at all #sound of cartoon boing nd old timey horn resonates when he does Anything #realising i said strange mix just like. well you know. didnt even do that on purpose john kramer will do that to a guy i guess #any way when is it adam lawrence saw 2004s turn to get freaky nasty w it in front of a mirror is What im getting at here #chainshipping #📹

[wildflowercryptid]

the results of that " does this character know about sex? " poll for professor elm are a million times funnier when you know he has a wife and child. that and he's specializes in researching pokémon breeding. not only has he canonically fucked, he's also THE GUY to go to if you need to know the nitty-gritty details about how exactly to get a pokémon egg. so, technically, i guess the poll is kinda right about him having read about sex.

#i'm assuming the results ended up that way bc it had ppl outside of the fandom interacting with it #and gotta say. nerdphobia at its finest 😔 #ya'll say you like dilfs and then turn your nose up at them when they're not conventionally attractive #cowards if you saw the dads i want to fuck you'd hurl— #pls ignore me this is early morning delirium #pokemon #professor elm #mj.txt #tw suggestive

[derrydeer]

what does a gender queer brunette with blue-green eyes have to do to get a hot blonde haired blue eyed dilf with a medical degree?

#get abducted? #adam stanheight #saw #all i want is a dilf #i need lawrence gordon #larry gordon #lawrence gordon #dr lawrence gordon #saw 2004 #chainshipping #adam faulkner stanheight