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#and if that doesnt work they full on play dead. LITERALLY roll onto their backs and loll their tongues out
theygender · 2 years
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I'm reading up about hognose snakes rn and I want one SO BAD but I can't have one both bc my gf has a phobia of snakes and also bc I don't think I have the heart to feed it mice 😭
#i dont think ill ever really have the opportunity to get a snake with my gf's phobia#but if i did it would need to be an insectivore#apparently hognose snakes can also eat eggs but id imagine an egg only diet wouldnt be very nutritionally balanced for them#and im not about to buy an animal just to neglect it#(they can also eat amphibians and lizards but that can introduce parasites to them AND i still dont think id have the heart for it)#theyre so cute tho omg. they crawl in between your fingers and take little sippy sips from water#ideally their startle responses wouldnt be something id ever see bc i wouldnt want them to get stressed out but even THOSE are cute#they flatten themselves to the ground like a pancake to make themselves look Bigger but they actually just look cute#they flare their neck out to pretend to be a cobra but when baby snakes do it its adorable#instead of biting to ward off predators they hit them with their noses#and if that doesnt work they full on play dead. LITERALLY roll onto their backs and loll their tongues out#and if someone flips them back over when theyre doing that theyll roll back onto their backs again like noooo dont look at me im deeaaad#they get really excited about feeding time too and apparently some of them will open their little mouths like a baby bird#mice are one of their main prey sources in the wild and to my knowledge they don't eat fish#but when they're babies you gotta teach them to eat frozen/thawed mice by putting juice from a tuna can on it like you're weaning a kitten#once they get past their picky toddler stage tho they'll come up to the front of the cage and beg for food#i want a snek so bad 😭#someone who can take really good care of a snake without getting in their feels about feeder mice please get one so i can hang out with it#rambling
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red-riot-rat · 4 years
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REQUEST: Omg hi lovely (I hope you don’t mind me that, I call literally every that hehe)! Could I possibly request a headcanon for Shinso, Bakugo, Kirishima, Jiro and Tsu where reader is physically really really strong but it doesn’t show but then one day she like lifts up Iida with ease and yEets him out cause he was annoying her & like the characters are so shocked and confused but kinda think it’s hot lmao and like they ask her to Flex for them & they find her 10x more hot Hehe Tysm have a great day!
(REQUEST BY @smol-punk-human​)
HEY HEY!! I LOVE THIS REQUESTTTTT G,DFGD,FG
Genre:
𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: cursing,,,,, shinsou’s a horny fuck (apologies to my dear Hitoshi anon,, love you lots <3), also bakubabes is horny, 
𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘴: THEY/THEM (GENDER NEUTRAL) CEPT FOR JIRO AND TSU THOSE ARE SHE/HER (FEMALE)
AN: GUESS WHOS FUCKING BACK FROM THE GODDAMN DEAD?? MY NORMAL POSTS,,, im sorry these are shiT
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(im so sorry for any spelling errors im going insane)
Alrighty!
You were in the dorms,,, and you were just like messin around with the bakusquad,
Causing chaos
So you and denki were just playing around
With an outlet
And a fork
And so Tenya runs up, chopping his arms, scolding both you and denki
You just roll your eyes at him and fucking stand up
Trying to like inntimidate this beefy fucking man
And just
Fucking
Pick him up by his waist,
Throw em over your shoulder
And throw him out onto the hallway
But like really far down da hall ya know?
Hes sliding down the hall
FUCKING HELL YEAH
Here are da real headcanons
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【Shinsou Hitoshi】
You fucking lifted this fucking man
Straight of the ground
And he fucking collapsed onto the floor as soon as that blue haired dude was resting on your shoulder
Starts a coughing fit,
So hard kaminari had to go shock him to get him back to normal
When he stood up face to face with you full ass
Had no remorse
Fucking started making out with you,
His hands resting on your sides, and pulling you close
Full ass was just horny now
“Babe, you didn’t fucking tell us you were that strong?” 
His face is 
R e d
Literal simp
N e way
Will boast about you to everyone,
But doesnt touch your muscles in public
But in private?
Fucking hanging on em like a fucking monkey
Massages your muscles for no reason??
Like youre sitting in bed and hes playing on his pc,,, and suddenly
Hes fucking massaging the SHIT out of those bb’s
Also makes fun of iida for the hell of it
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【Bakugou Katsuki】
Just fucking stares 
Like is so confused
Like are you stronger than him?
Is he still stronger than you?
How strong are you?
Laughs his ass off at tenya as he comes back into the room, obviously shaken up
Literally is fucking crying laughing on the floor
Its not that funny, but the fact he’s got an s/o who can beat someone's ass so easily???
Is wonderful to him,,,,,
And really hot
Fr you guys go back to his dorm and he fucking POUNCES ON YOU BABES
He’s all like 
“Damn babes, that was fucking hot.”
Why am i making everyone horny here
Long story short,, 
A whore for your muscles and will admit it.
But only to you,,, so
Also you guys work out together now alL THE FUCKING TIME because he wants to have big muscles like you
(bigger muscles)
yall have flexing competitions
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【Kirishima Eijirou】
THIS BITCH IS FUCKING S TO K E D
TO SEE YOU MANHANDLE THIS FUCKING BEEFY DUDE
AND SLIDE HIM DOWN THE HALL LIKE HES A FUCKING DISC
“BaBE WHAT?????? THROW ME TOO!”
Yes
Please slide him like  a disc as well
Dude when he slides down the hall next to iida he full ass just praises you
“Dude my babe is so fucking strong!”
Iida just kinda lies in the middle of the hallway, feeling at a loss
But HES FINE SO
AHAHAHH 
Brags about you to EVERYONE
Goes up to allmight and brags
Shinsou knows a shit ton about your muscles
Sits and stares at your muscles 
Squishes them
Has asked you multiple times to squish his head inbetween you arms just for fun
Did you do it?
Its up to you
(yeah you did)
(no fighting it)
Also you and him also work out together but its more him hyping you up and getting distracted by your BEEFY muslces than actually workin out
gets you to flex in the middle of class just so he can fangirl over you
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【Jirō Kyōka】
YES I FUCKING GET TO WRITE SOME HOMO SHITTTTT
GOD FUCKING NOSE BLEED MANIA HERE
Literally chokes on air and like 
Shes just amazed
Wow
Woah
Will pass out when you come up to her
Pls catch her dude
Is red when she gets back up 
Like REALLY RED
Stutters for about 5 minutes before just wrapping her arms around yours and just hugging
“Fuck that was hot. Do it again.”
When you flex for her she squeaks
Measures to see if her hands can fit around your muscles
WRITES A SONG ABOUT A STRONG ASS GIRLFRIENDDDDD
Just kinda dies inside
Watches you work out to see those
BEEFY FUCKING MUSCLES BABES
10/10 IS GAY
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【Tsu Asui】
YOU KNOW THAT THING SHE DID 
WHEN SHE WAS INTERNING
“Kawaii.”
WITH THE LITTLE BLUSH
Thats what she did!!!
Also was very concerned for Iida
so went to check on him
but IS FUCKING AMAZED BY YOUR POWER
full ass comes back to you and just stares you in the eyes
for like a minute
before just smiling
“I love you.”
has fallen in love with you more
is very thankful she knows you can protect yourself,,
and is proud of you because youre also really hot
you’ve only flexed for her a few times and she went all red and complimented you
really she just admires you from
 a  f  a  r
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AN: these are shit,, and really short im so sorry
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foegold · 4 years
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people be wanting to know about a lil blue bastard. this ones long as hell so its under the cut jsdhfg
Your character wasn’t an adventurer, what livelihood would they lead?
farmer! he’d just keep living the way he’d been living. it’s the sort of life he imagines he’ll return to one day, after he’s seen and done enough. ‘enough’ is a really arbitrary end goal though
Who in the party would your character trust the most with their life?
who in the party wouldn’t he trust with his life tbh. in the most literal sense he’d trust Eli with it just because he knows Eli can bring him back from dying in some stupid and ill-advised way
What are your character’s core moral beliefs?
frogs are good, try to be nice to people but if they’re mean to you first then at least a few bets are off, the rich should probably be eaten. killing is sometimes necessary but maybe try some other stuff first
What relationship does your character have with their parents and siblings?
he doesn’t have any siblings, and his relationship with his mom and recently present dad is. a little weird, and not all the way comfortable, and not like really bad, but just confusing? it’s confusing. at least he’s had more transparency from his mom recently than just about any other time. it’s a start
Does your character have any biases for or against certain races?
he trusts other tieflings a little quicker than other races but its not really saying much because he’s not smart and if you’re good at talking and sound like you know what you’re talking about he’ll just believe you. he doesn’t have the good sense to second think it without prompting
What is your character’s opinion on nobility? On authority?
so far just about every interaction with nobility has been messy or bad or scary or all three so right now the opinion is “not great”. also thats just too much money. whaddahell would you do with that much money.  he’s generally uneasy with authority figures at best, and flat out paralyzed by them at worst. he’s easy to bully when he doesn’t have anyone backing him up and he knows and hates it
Describe your character’s current appearance: clothes, armor, scars they’ve picked up along the journey, etc.
he cycles through an assortment of sweaters but the one he wears the most is the heart sweater he got in Wunjo that’s been altered a few times in the last few months. he do keep collecting those scars tho, before starting adventuring he had a handful of minor scars just from working around the farm with the animals and the equipment and from romping around in the country. now he’s got all sorts, but the most prominent ones are: the thin scar on the left side of his face, starting just below the eyebrow and curving gently below his eye (the last time Leo would leave a mark on him); the twisted angry scars across his torso from being mauled by a giant undead horse(?); and the fluid, patterned necromancy scars slowly spreading across his back, creeping along inch by inch
What location encountered in the campaign has your character felt the most “at home” in, or just generally liked the most?
besides his own house, Roman’s house has been the nicest! its warm and theres soup and friends there. there was a run down little ranch house somewhere at some point, but he’s not so sure anymore that he didn’t just dream about fixing the place up with his best friend
What deity, if any, does your character worship? What’s their opinion on other people’s worship?
he doesn’t have a god he actively worships, but he’s peripherally aware of the god in the mountains that’s responsible for some of the most brutal storms in the region. he doesn’t care much about religion but hes got the same amount of concern most people would have about evil deities and what their followers do
If your character had time to pick up any artisan’s tools, game set, instrument, etc., what would it be?
probably woodworking! its handy, it’s useful for living out in the country where you have to either make the tools or furniture or fun items to put on a shelf you want, or go out of your way and also spend money to get them. maybe an actual alchemy set and/or poison kit but 1) playing with poison just a fun hobby for him and Xan to get into when they have the time and the plants for it, and 2) man he wouldnt follow the instruction manual anyway so whats the point
What aspect of your character’s future are they most curious about? (If they could know one thing about the future, what would it be?)
will his friends be okay? will he be okay? is there an FAQ for tieflings learning that they’re much closer to fiend lineage than they originally thought? that would be convenient and helpful. is john gonna figure out more about the little men named ‘adam’ that’re allegedly everywhere?  if he could know one thing about the future, he’d like to know if everything will end out okay. if things will turn out as nice as he’d like them to.
What colors are associated with your character?
looks at the camera like im on the office
blue, white, and black are the big ones but im trying to pepper in a few other colors. reds and yellows are a close second
Who in the party would your character prioritize rescuing, in dire circumstances?
everyone sits squarely in the #1 spot on the rescue list
that aside john and roman are extremely high priority, they’re not the sturdiest and if something looked at them too hard they might keel over. baster and xan come next, he knows baster’s a shit brick house but he keeps seeing bad things happen to her and really hes just had Enough of it. eli’s a little lower priority because they can heal themselves if they’re in a tight spot, and then blu considers himself least concern. he knows he can get thrashed around some and still survive, he’d rather take a beating and know he’ll walk out of it than let someone else take it and wind up dead
Is your character the most swayed by ethos, pathos, or logos?
pathos, it’s easy to make him feel for u. legit any of them work though as long as you talk it up good enough he’ll believe you and if there aren’t any glaring conflicts between what you’re selling him and his base morals then it’s relatively easy to get him on board
If your character was granted a single use of Wish, what would they use it for?
idk probably something really simple that he put all of .5 of a second of thought into. hes not smart and doesnt have good foresight so he’d probably ask for a frog or smth unless there was something very much more pressing and present
What is your character’s favorite spell? If they don’t use spells: what is their favorite personal weapon/combat maneuver/skill/etc.?
favorite(?) spell is life transference. it hurts a bit but it keeps his friends safe so it’s worth it. invisibility is up there too, its fun and easy to steal from stores when ur not visible
How does your character feel about keeping secrets from the rest of the party?
he doesn’t like lying and also lies really poorly. he’s usually just honest from the get-go, its easier and feels better. if he has to lie its through omission, bold faced lies really just dont work
What type of creature in the world is your character the most intrigued by?
all sorts....bro the world is full of animals and lots of them like to be pet
When they were a child, what did your character want to be, or think they were going to be, when they grew up?
he thought he’d grow up and be a farmer like his mom, the adventuring thing was extremely unplanned and impromptu. he hoped he could be a kind and brave person though, the way Canna described his dad.
The player character to your left admits that they’re passionately in love with your character. How would your character respond?
random roll says it’s Roman, he’d probably laugh because the only reason that would happen is because the party is fooling around with potions again. Roman’s very married and very in love with his husband and makes sure everyone knows it all the time
If somebody (an NPC, someone from their backstory, etc.) your character trusts/loves asked your character to do something against the party’s best interest, who would they side with?
that doesn’t seem like a very viable circumstance, the only npc thats important enough that he’d listen to for something like that is his mom and she actively encourages him to take care of himself and his friends, and lets him make his own decisions about what he’s doing with his life, so
What unusual talents does your character possess?
idk if its all that unusual of a talent but he got really good at stealing and pickpocketing and he can do a sick flip. also does some black magic sometimes
What does your character’s name represent to them? (Or: why as a player did you choose your character’s name?)
it’s his name, u kno. bluebell is his middle name, but Canna called him bluebell growing up and he latched onto it a lot more than arden, and he thinks its a nice name, and a nice flower, and it sure would be nice if people would stop laughing when he introduces himself as “Blu”,
(blu was originally a stand-in name until i named him something else but it really grew on me and it fit him so! it didnt change, he just got other names too)
What major arcana tarot card best represents your character?
The Moon. 👀
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What is your character’s relationship with magic? Are they scared of it, wish to know more about it, indifferent to it?
he’s def scared of magic sometimes, especially his own. he also really wants to understand it better though, and be less scared, or at least control it better. imo it’s a healthy fear, theres been lots of magic mishaps 
How did your character learn the languages that they speak?
he learned common and infernal from mom! and he’s learning draconic from xan. it’s a nice downtime activity, sit down with ur best friend and homie and learn a new language just for fun
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mxn-yoongi · 7 years
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BTS as Kingsman (Jungkook)
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-Umm so we already know this guy is good at everything
-So passing the tests to be a kingsman is like a piece of cake
-He could do it in his sleep
-Escape a room full of water? Done.
-Jump out of a plane with possibly no parachute? Done.
-Punch a guy in the throat? his fave activity.
-Like this kid is superhuman?????
-Codename: Lancelot
-The newest recruit and very eager to please the other kingsman
-Okay so since he became a kingsman he has never failed a mission and he prides himself on that
-Like whenever the guys are teasing each other he just kinda brings it up
-Actually he ALWAYS brings it up
-‘Hey lancelot remember that time you almost landed in the water when you were riding the motorcycle off the dock and onto the boat but you thought the boat was moving slower than it really was and wow that was funny’
-‘Hey gawain remember the time you successfully completed every mission assigned to you? Oh wait- that never happened.’
-‘Besides, i still got on the boat didnt i?’
-‘Yeah but you also lost a $50,000 motorcycle in the ocean’
-‘Maybe if SOMEONE *cough* tristan *cough* hadnt accidentally tipped off  a security guard we wouldn’t have been in that situation’
-‘THAT WASNT EVEN MY FAULT’
-‘SHUT UP YOU HAVE 5 FAILED MISSIONS’
-The floor wrestling ensues
-Lets get into it!!!!
-Jungkook never declines a mission so when arthur came up to him and was like’ i need you to take out this beloved celebrity because shes really a criminal mastermind’ hes kinda like ‘ yeah sure.’
-So his kingsman friends hook him up with an invitation to one of the most prestigious events of the year which is a ‘charity’ gala hosted by evil drug cartel leader criminal mastermind Lee Somin.
-He rolls up to the event  in style and steps out of the vehicle with his secretly badass umbrella in hand (weapon of choice: umbrella gun) and people are like taking pictures of him and they dont know why because nobody has ever seen this man but he looks handsome so he must be important.
-Hes like posing and stopping for pictures and as soon as hes clear of the crowd he just kinda reaches to his ear and pushes down on the little in-ear piece hes got in and ‘Galahad. Make sure those pictures are erased before the end of the night’
-‘Got it, lancelot’
-The glasses on his handsome face are working overtime as they scan everyones face and jungkook reads through their basic information just to see if he can rid the world of any scum. Two birds with one stone you know
-‘Alright lancelot. You should be able to see a picture of somin on the glasses. She’s going to have a lot of security around her so you might want to try to get her alone’
-Jungkook is a lil stunned because shes beautiful and she looks so flawless
-How can an innocent baby like her possibly be behind such evil
-How is jungkook going to get through this
-‘How am i even supposed to kill her?’
-‘The small case i handed you earlier contains a syringe with a fatal dose of phenytoin. It should do its job’
-‘Alright. Ill report back to you when its done.’
-The night goes on and jungkook has 0 luck even getting near somin like its frustrating for him to not be able to get in and out for a mission.
-Actually he hasnt even seen somin
-He! Needs! To! Succeed!
-So jungkook decides to take a lil break and he goes to the bathroom and splashes some cold water on his face and admires himself in the mirror because hes handsome and whatnot.
-Hes walking out but out of the corner of his eye he sees a woman running down the hal and she sounds distressed? ? ? She also looks a little bit like Somin??? Should he go or
-…
-Okay so he follows her down the hall and she turns a few corners and theres a set of stairs that she  climbs and then a long empty hallway except for one room at the end of the call and that is her destination
-She seemed to know her way around so maybe she is his target
-Jungkook walks into this room quietly and shuts the door behind him making sure to lock it and he finds this girl sitting on the bed in an extremely extravagant dress and beautiful locks of hair cascading down her back but shes hyperventilating and maybe even crying
-Jungkook retreives the syringe from its case and sneaks over to the bed. He just puts her in a loose headlock
-SHE NOT EXPECTING THAT !!!!!
-Hes got the syringe to her neck and this girl just starts struggling because WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
-She’s holding onto the arm he has around her neck in order to get him to loosen his grip and when it doesnt work she thrashes a little because let her go dude
-‘Pl-please dont kill me…’ jungkooks heart breaks because she sounds so broken but he snaps out of it because of course she would play innocent she doesnt want to die
-‘Nice try. I know who you are. Lee Somin. I must say I’m a little surprised that such evil could be so active in someone that looks so angelic’
-‘I’m not. Please. I’m not Lee Somin. I swear! I’m her doppleganger. A body double whatever you want to call me but please dont kill me.’
-The desparation in this girls voice has jungkook easing up on the force hes using but hes not exactly convinced.
-‘Theres no way you can prove that so i just have to assume youre lying to me so that you can live’
-When jungkook begins pressing the needle into this girls neck hes hesitant but he has no choice
-‘NO NO NO. I’m L/N F/N. PLEASE BELIEVE ME. I can! I can prove it!’ Youre scratching at his arm in hopes he’ll let you go. This guy is literally holding your life in his hands right now
-‘Somin. She needed me to do this because of all the people trying to kill her. I’m expendable to her. She probably has the next look alike lined up already. I can prove im not Somin.’
-Jungkook was ready to inject the phenytoin but a nagging feeling in the back of his head stops him and he decides to give you a chance!!!
-‘Okay. Prove it.’
-‘Somin. She has a tattoo. It’s on her hip. On the left side. They’re flowers I don’t have one. I’m not Somin.’ jungkook is startled when you stop trying to pry his arm off your neck and instead begin bunching up your dress on the left side.
-The right side of the dress was fairly open with a slit going dangerously high up your leg. Somin made sure you were dressed in a way where nobody could see that you weren’t her and the lack of tattoo would be a dead giveaway.
-Its only now that jungkook is noticing how revealing this dress it. The black dress is mostly lace with small patches of black fabric under the lace in areas that should be covered
-Theres an extremely deep v neckline in the front and the dangerously high slit up the right side and the dress was also backless???
-How is this even staying on your body
-Stop staring jungkook stop staring
-Jungkook vaguely remembers seeing the tattoo in a picture in one of the drug cartel files.
-You could still be lying. Theyve got some decent makeup capable of covering tattoos nowadays
-Thats how he finds himself trailing his hand from the side of your body down to the side of your thigh.
-YOURE BOTH RED IN THE FACE
--Jungkook embarassed because he just put his hands on this beautiful woman without thinking about it half becuase he wanted to make sure she wasnt lying to him and half because her body was so beautiful and tempting
-Youre blushing because his large hand feels so warm on your body and the sudden contact you werent expecting in such an intimate(?) area might have elicited the smallest of moans from you and oh god you hope he didnt hear.
-‘Could you please get the needle out of my neck…’
-Jungkook jumps a bit but quickly does as asked and begins apologizing profusely as he lets you go
-‘Im so sorry. I didnt know I swear. Do you know where Somin is?’
-You nod your head but the tears that begin forming in your eyes let him know how scared you are right now
-‘Please dont make me do this. I just want to get out of here. I’ll tell you anything you want just please get me away from all of this’
-Was this it. Was jungkook going to fail his first mission ever to spare you from any more of the horrors youve faced here or was he going to be selfish and make you give Somin up right now essentially making you a target and putting your life in more danger
-Jungkook is kind of conflicted right now but as not only a kingsman but also a gentleman he knows he cant do that to you so he decides itd be best to get you out of here now and worry about Somin later.
-‘Okay. I’ll get you out of he-’ jungkook is interrupted by loud banging on the door.
-‘Y/N! Are you in here? You’re supposed to be out there doing your damn job. You know the rules and if you dont follow them I have permission to kill you remember?’
-The look of fear on your face makes jungkook a lil mad
-Okay a lot mad
-You constantly feared for your life and the reason for that was standing right outside that door?
-Jungkook is interrupted by gunshots being fired through the door and you like literally scream in terror oh my gosh he must save you.
-He literally envelops your body with his own to make sure you dont get hurt.
-HIS CHEST IS FLUSH AGAINST YOUR BACK FUCK hes!!!! So!!!! Muscular!!!!!
-The guy outside the door is not having any of this so down goes the door and jungkook springs into action.
-Like this guy has no time to even process what just happened because before he can even aim his gun jungkook already has his umbrealla gun out and pointed at this guys chest.
-Youve got your ears covered but obviously since youre in close proximity you can still hear the gunshot and feel the blood splatter and oh my gosh who is this guy
-‘Come on weve got to get out of here before more people show up.’
-‘Wait. I dont even know youre name’
-He thinks for a second about whether he wants to give you his real name or not
-‘I’m jungkook and we have to go so we’ll save the proper introductions for later’
-Jungkook holds his hand out for you and even if youre a little scared of him you grab onto it and follwo his lead because hes your best chance at survival right now
-‘Galahad. I need an exit route. NOW’
-‘I’ve had one ready for you since you exited the car. If you walk back down the hall and take a right and then a left you can get to a room with a balcony. The balcony is right above the swimming pool. It’s deep so don’t worry about hitting the bottom. From there you can exit out the back gate. I can disable the security system and have someone there for you in 1 minute.’
-‘You’re a life saver’
-You have no idea whats going on because this guy is talking to himself and now he suddenly seems to know where hes going and youre having a hard time keeping up because youre not used to so much physical activity but you want to live lol
-When you reach an unfamiliar room and he begins leading you to the balcony you stop dead in your tracks when you realize what he wants to do
-‘No wait I can’t swim. I can’t do this. Its too high I..’
-‘Y/N. We have to go we dont have much time!’
-‘No I can’t. You go. I won’t tell Somin about you and you can just escape by yourself.’
-‘That’s not happening’
-Jungkook pulls you to the balcony and no matter how hard you try to pull away from him its no use. He picks you up off the ground effortlessly which catches you off guard but it is what it is
-‘Wrap your legs around my waist and your arms around my neck and don’t let go. Take a deep breath.’
-‘Oh god oh god  I can’t’ Two men barge through the same door the two of you came in from and the rest is a big blur to you.
-You hear jungkook count down from 3 and then youre falling and suddenly theres water all around you. Its cold and you panic a little and and begin screaming underwater only to be left with a lack of oxygen.
-Now youre really panicking because you dont know how to swim and your hands are flailing but what youre really doing is tiring yourself out which could lead to dro-.. Oh wait now youre above water
-Jungkook has managed to get both of you to the edge of the pool and he gently lifts you out as you cough up some water.
-He lifts himself out and barely gives you any time to recover before hes dragging you out a gate and towards the same vehicle that brought him here.
-Just as the two of you get into the car many gunshots are fired but none of them hit the car as it drives off
-You look over at a soaking wet jungkook and he looks even more handsome than he did earlier if thats even possible. He wasnt super handsome when he had a needle in your neck and he was trying to kill you but   those are just minor things you know.
-Jungkook looks over at you too and suddenly youre embracing him tightly with your face in the crook of his neck
-‘Thank you so much. I owe you my life.’
-He clears his throat and wraps an arm around your body as well
-‘Maybe not your life. I’ll settle for...dinner?’
-LIKE 3 weeks later Jungkook is sitting in hq with the other guys and here they go again teasing each other
-‘Hey Lancelot remember when you failed that mission and ruined your perfect record?’
-‘Hey Gawain remember when you saved a smoking hot girl from a terrible life and made her your girlfriend? OH WAIT. THAT WAS ME’
-And again the floor wrestling begins.
A/N: This is one of my favorites. Yoongi is still #1 though because that’s my man. 
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