#and it hasnt even released

[catharsistine]

The scene in the Barbie trailer when Barbie is skating around with Ken and asks "Why is everyone staring at me?"

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AN ADOLESCENT GIRL.

Living in Barbieland (childhood girlhood) but then suddenly you're all grown up in the real world subject to scrutiny and sexualisation (the guy slapping Barbie's ass) and feeling like existing is a crime?

Being forced by adult men into a box (which leads to the not like other girls syndrome) and exploring the 'real world' (being forced to grow up too quickly) while fighting the realisation that maybe the world sucks and being a woman is so difficult while hoping with all your heart that it's not always going to be this way.

Losing touch with the very things that made you happy because they're considered immature and girly? (The group of teens that said they hadn't played with Barbies since they were five.)

Older women telling you that you have to learn the truth about the world and that you can never have your old life back (Kate Mckinnon's Barbie) despite it being the only thing you yearn for, but also older women being a bright spot and support (the old woman on the bench) in the endless slough of life.

And this is just the trailer!!! I'm so excited for this movie I can't breathe, Greta Gerwig the woman that you are 😭

#barbie #more thoughts on this when my mental coherence returns #but ahhh! #im also really excited to see america ferrera's role because I have a feeling it's gonna be pivotal #Barbie meta #the barbie movie #barbie (2023) #shut up im so excited #ken is the emotional support pet every adolescent girl needs #THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TEENAGE GIRL #i already love this movie so much #and it hasnt even released #thoughts r scattered cuz the trailer is that good

[dazaistabletop]

#slow down slow thE FUCK DOWN #HOW DID WE GET TO 109 MANGA READERS HAVENT EVEN HAD TIME TO PROCESS THAT SHIT YET #well hey maybe theyll adapt a chapter that hasnt been released yet i feel like thats where theyll go #but damn guys #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd manga #bsd spoiler #bsd spoilers #bsd anime #bsd season 5 #bungou stray dogs season 5 #bungo stray dogs season 5 #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #osamu dazai #dazai #aya koda #bsd aya #bram stoker #bsd bram #nakajima atsushi #atsushi #atsushi nakajima #bsd atsushi #bungou stray dogs atsushi #bsd meme

[tomatoteddy]

Adding onto my previous post about Komugi and if she’s able to eat chocolate

Since dogs can’t see colors the same way humans do, do you think she turns into a human and is just like “HOLY HELL WHY DOES THE GRASS LOOK LIKE THAT!?!?!?”. Do you think she retains some semblance of her colour blindness when she’s human and everyone’s confused on why this girl keeps saying her dress is muddy yellow and not pink? Does Iroha have to teach her that dogs see colours differently and then her whole worldview shatters? Imagine if she learns about shrimps and gets jealous they see more colours than she ever will.

Just another thought

#can you tell im already going insane for her #her series hasnt even released het but im making all these theories and thoughts about her #komugi inukai #cure wonderful #wonderful precure #wanderful precure #pretty cure #precure

[hezuart]

YOOOO! HazbinHotel Trailer just Drop!😱 Spoilers Along with the Release date of Season 1 and 2! Let Us know your Opinion about it!😆

Some things we know:

Amazon Prime is the streaming service that took it up Season 1 will be released in January 2024

It's going to get a season 2

The voice actors still haven't been announced for some reason? The trailer has no dialogue on top of that. We see Lucifer, a lot of Alastor and Vox fighting, the weird demon-looking angel Adam, a meeting of Hell overlords discussing the angel threats, and Sir Pentious is part of the gang now. That's about it? The trailer's music reminds me of a Disney movie for kids. There are a lot of Tinkerbell chime noises and jazzy upbeat music which I don't think is fitting for what the show is trying to go for as a teen-to-adult plot regarding demons from Hell being murdered and dealing with abuse. (They have "Guess what, bitches?" on a text screen in the trailer too) So first impression is extreme overcrowding. List of characters that appear in the trailer alone: Charlie Alastor Vaggie Angel Dust Husker Niffty Sir Pentious Lucifer Lilith Vox Velvet Adam Rosie and we all know Cherri Bomb and Valentino are gonna show up too. These are way too many characters to introduce or juggle in an 8 episode season. There is no possible way to give our main characters enough screen time, focus, or development to make them meaningful protagonists. They either have to rush plots or drop character arcs to squeeze things into 8 episodes.

#really confused and surprised theres a season 2 announced when season 1 hasnt even been released yet #but it is A24 so maybe theyre more willing with their money than netflix or disney #im confused as to why it was announced as soon as the writers strike ended #because season 1 was finished and it was nothing but streaming service deals and PR team stuff happening at that point #so i dont think that is hte reason #it had to have been a streaming service deal still being refined #i just dont see anything meanful in the announcement trailer so #we'll have to wait for the official one #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel critical #im kinda sad that im not excited anymore #i waited years for this series #but after helluva boss season 2 #ive kinda learned what to expect and i dont think its gonna be any good #especially because it breaks a ton of religious lore rules #and that means the world building is gonna be a mess #watch charlie vaggie and niffty get no development #everyone is still also very very red #the thumbnail alone... who are we meant to focus on? #im so tired

[tequiilasunriise]

Random canonshipping headcanons because I’m invested in this crackship:

Instead of common petnames such as ‘babe’ or ‘darling’, Perrin affectionately calls Viola ‘shutterbug’ bc DUH meanwhile Viola gives me ‘my muse’ vibes but also ‘ma cherie’ because French™️

Viola’s lockscreen is a quick phone pic she took of Perrin’s intensely focused face as she’s about to take a photo of some passerby Santalune Forest Pokémon, but the best part is Viola’s vivillon being casually perched on Perrin’s head the entire time kinda like a comically oversized bow

What can I say when you’re a Pokémon photographer you get used to staying extremely still as not to spook your subject, and sometimes you just get used to becoming a perch fer wild Pokémon who mistake you as a funky looking tree

In this case Viola’s ace just really likes to vibe with her trainer’s girlfriend and Perrin is more than happy with the arrangement even if she doesn’t notice the giant butterfly perched on her half of the time because yeah she’s just used to being a makeshift tree fer randomass mons

Perrin’s lockscreen is a photo she took on her camera of a victorious Viola leaping with joy and a jubilant sparkle in her eye after a hard fought gym battle against a tough opponent she had narrowly beat, the vibrant gym leader celebrating with her vivillon is defo one of Perrin’s favorite pics ever

Yes Perrin loves to photograph Pokémon, but her gym leader girlfriend in action is a very, very close second when it comes to favorite subjects

When it comes to how they met in the first place, I like to think Perrin travels around the world photographing a variety of Pokémon, and when she heard of a Kalosian gym leader who was also a Pokémon photographer specializing in bug types girly just had to visit the region and check her work out

They met in a gallery showcasing Viola’s latest collection of photos, and hit it off real quick with their shared love of capturing the hearts of Pokémon in a single snap (infodumping to each other bout their fave photographers, techniques, praising the other’s work, etc etc)

You know inside jokes with the homies that require seven layers of context and a highly specific sense of humor? Besides a love Pokémon photography itself, Perrin and Viola bond over photographer memes that only they understand like anyone who would overhear the conversation would be so fucking confused

Like, their Pokégram dms are just filled with spamming the other really niche photographer memes/reels because meme spamming is its own love language

Need Viola taking Perrin as her plus one to some Kalos Pokémon League event and Perrin to make some obscure reference that sends the bug type specialist giggling and Korrina leans over to Grant to playfully stage whisper, “Damn, you never made her laugh like that when you two were dating” and Grant would roll his eyes as he goodnaturedly shoves off Korrina and mutter something about weird photographer humor

Grant and Viola as besties who tried dating but found they were better as homies and Grant wingmanning Viola when she was mad crushing on this traveling photographer can I get an amennnnn

Jokes on her while Viola was meticulously planning how she’s going to rizz up this baddie with box dye, Perrin thought they were already dating and Viola preferred to take it slow because useless sapphics <3333

When they’re OFFICIALLY dating not much really changes between the two expect more physical affection (smoochies!!) because ah yes Viola, her calling you all these sweet nicknames and consistently ‘hanging out’ with you all alone at Kalos’ most famous romantic spots is soooo normal gal pal behavior mhm yeah y’all dressing up all cute and stylish to go cafe hopping around Lumiose City was soooo platonic

Perrin and several of Viola’s friends tease the HELL outta her fer this fer pretty much the rest of time but hey!!! Now that the air is cleared, Perrin turns up the blatant flirtiness with her official girlfriend now that she knows Viola is comfortable with going not so slow so to speak >:)))

Rip Santalune City’s gym leader girly got that raging gay panic on a daily basis now

There’s tons of long distance girlfriends shenanigans because Viola has to consistently stay in Kalos to run her gym while Perrin continues her travels, this leads to timezone shenanigans where it’s like three am fer one of them and the other is just casually grabbing brunch but it’s finnneeee gods knows the gays don’t need sleep

Ruining your circadian rhythm fer your gay lover is also a love language guys trust trust trust

Assuming they met and started dating pre-Kalos game events, imagine it’s a videocall that’s like:

“Shutterbug, hey, um, why does every news station say Kalos was hit with a huge mega death ray?”

“Oh yeahhh don’t worry about it the whole thing got resolved by that super tough challenger I told you about a few weeks ago, anyways LOOK at this gorgeous Volcorona I was so lucky to meet today!”

“Viola please- wait those wings are so glossy wow the trainer must be taking such good care of them.”

Perrin says she’s not sure how a single kid can singlehandedly save the whole region from certain doom mixed with legendary Pokémon, the events of the DLC go down (whatever they may be), and then she calls Viola with a, “…okay, okay yeah I get it now.”

Anyways that’s all I got fer now if I decide to make a part two list then yiipppeeeee I love getting invested in total crackships

#‘op the dlc hasnt even been released yet’ DONT CARE BAMMMOO YURI BLAST YURI BLAST YU- #no but fr who needs canon when i can make up entire storylines based on ‘theyre both photographers’ #the only canon i need is their camera brands #plays with crackships like the characters are two dolls im shushing together #‘kiss! kiss! kiss!’ i say as they prolly dont know the other exists in canon #canonshipping #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #perrin #perrin pokemon #viola pokemon

[mojang-officialer]

#btw i cant edit polls #if i forgot another one i'm just screwed #NOT including cherry bc it hasnt even been released in a snapshot yet

[abirddogmoment]

My beautiful dog finished his rally career in style, with three phenomenal qualifying runs and his rally master (RM) title!

I have had so much fun learning rally obedience with this little dog. He's forgiving when I'm not quite sure where my feet are supposed to be but sensitive enough to hold me accountable when I'm being unfair in my handling. I prioritized his confidence and joy in the ring over our ribbons and man, it paid off! In exactly one year of trialing, he finished off his novice, intermediate, advanced, excellent, masters titles (and more than half those runs were High in Class runs!), but more importantly, he looked thrilled to be playing the game.

It sucks that an injury is taking him out in his prime, but I'm so grateful that Mav was the dog I got to learn with. He's the coolest dog in the world. ❤

#dogblr #maverick #rally obedience #i could possibly work him through his spine issue but honestly thats not fair to him #hes such a hard worker he would do it even if it hurt #so its better to end here on a good note #(we wouldve ended regardless if he got his title or not - just wouldve been much more sad) #i have a really fun post for when i get to brag about him being rhe number 1 brittany in ckc rally #but ckc hasnt released their top dogs yet so i need to wait for confirmation #his only remaining sport is nosework and even that is only for the summer #hes pretty much done everything #lowkey hiking and enrichment for the summer #lots of visits with people he loves #hes the best dog in the world this all sucks so much

[mrswhymrhow]

none of us are ever giving up grieving the fact david never talked about the eskovian language but now i wanna know whats wrong with the floral of eskew. sure the flesh roses but that couldve just been a mrs why and mr how exclusive. what could have possbily been happening at the botanical gardens...

#this is all good at showing theres more episodes david made that even he doesnt remember and hes both repressed/hasnt been released #which is good for the narrative. but its too good at its job it drives me insane I WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[encodedkismet]

google search how do i keep my current obsession and bring in a second obsession at the same time without having a whole breakdown about """losing""" the current thing to the next thing

#you think id learn after 8.5 goddamn years of being in fandom #that joining/rejoining a fandom #does Not make me stop liking the old one #like i would go ape shit and obsess again if some new ut/dr stuff released #i would go ape shit and obsess again if they made a new steven universe miniseries/movie/etc #i would go ape shit and obsess again if a new season of infinity train came out #i would legit Die if hiveswap act 3 came out. even before i started getting back into homestuck #i bought a fullmetal alchemist pop figure that was on clearance the other day. shes not even one of my favs #hell i was never properly into the portal fandom but i still go FUCKING BONKERS whenever i see portal shit anywhere #its literally fiiiiiiinnneeeee #i should know by now that it's not that i lose the fandom #it's that when there's not a lot of new shit for a while i dont have fuel for the autism fire #there hasnt been much new sonic stuff relatively for the past few months. which comes after there's been SO MUCH lately before then #small wonder that i'd be gnawing at my leg figuratively for something new to do #which. apparently is making a sonic+homestuck crossover???? whatever lmao

[kaeyapilled]

i hope freminet gets a hangout......

#i know he hasnt even been released yet im just thinking about the future ok #maybe he'll be just like kaveh. who got a hangout like one patch after being released #my posts #freminet #i just love him so badddddddd hes baby

[tbzrai]

everyone needs to look at suzuki tsuta’s illustration of jekyll for eye mirror’s booth at fgo fes

#tbzrai.txt #berserker beloved #henry jekyll fgo #henry jekyll and hyde fgo #jekyll fgo #is it safe to say suzuki tsuta is his 2nd mama now #it hasnt even been a week since prototype manga release and theyve alr drawn him so beautifully #nakahara will always be his 1st mama but hey 2 artist mamas #the more the merrier #god bless suzuki tsuta #fgo #fate go #fate grand order

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

Looney Tunes Movie Coyote vs Acme Expected to Be Destroyed Forever

YALL WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK PLEASE NO

#they rejected actual money for people to hate them #im literally praying for miracle now #people worked so hard on this #and for them to just DELETE IT #not even just not release it #FREAKING DELETING IT #coyote vs acme #screw david zaslav #HE HASNT EVEN SEEN IT #looney tunes #looney toons #hbo #hbo max #screw hbo

[m1d-45]

xianyun and nahida's banners just dropped and the 4*s are kinda-

we got ga-ming but faruzan and noelle are definitely a choice

- curse anon

you could argue noelle is from the poetry event, but faruzan… yeah that’s certainly A Four Star

although, she is supposedly a pretty good anemo support/sub dps, right? with xianyun (and xiao just around the corner) it makes sense to add her on there. since 1) nahida is a support 2) they’re likely trying to push xianyun 3) xianyun is probably a dps (no i haven’t seen her skill cards yet and i’m not going to until she releases) (lied, she’s like. a healer. so??) so that makes sense to me

in the end, i don’t mind. so long as ga ming is on the banner, we live we laugh and we love

#m1d : [chats] #blood curse anon #fellas i am so normal about this video game (<-lying out his ass) #(<- going to go insane in the library because he’s trying to do research on ga ming for a fic that he’s speedrunning before his release) #(<- guys did you know that i’m the only person correct about him ever (hasnt even watched the 4.4 trailer)) #i’m my defense i didn’t watch it because i haven’t been in a space where i can be freely insane when i watch it #ga ming…… <333333 #gosh he’s so silly #my dearest ever #GOD he has ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY #keeping him in my pocket #i love him an abnormal amount #autistic amount *

[planetsandthefates]

"1989 TV IS NEXT OHN GJGNGJKTJK" listen i am a HUGE 1989 stan and i love it so much but how did yall forget speak now tv literally has a release date???? im so???????

#yall looking for clues and easter eggs for 1989 tv when speak now tv hasnt even been released oh my god #speak now tv sweetie im so sorry some people dont cherish you #sarah talks #taylor swift #ANYWAY THE KARMA MV IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[itsays]

update on our kpop campaign not telling you what groups are included bc i dont want you to know who i work for but there's. groups are in it. they made a collab song. not released yet but i have it. in my possession. unreleased kpop song by some kpop groups my mutuals like😋

#this hasnt been announced to the public yet no teasers no nothing this is so exciting #we even have behind the scenes footage which i dont even know if it will be released

[destisea]

STOP IT!!!! STOP!! SHE HAS A POPPY IN HER BELT IM

#𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂. / out of character #AUGHJKHGJDKH #thats so impossibly cute im sobbing #sobs and cries on the floor #this game hasnt even released and im losing it #when this does drop u will not hear from me for weeks