#and sometimes i just want to bite him

[f1-birb]

yeah hi wtf? hello???

#lando norris #people have probably seen this already #but EYE have not #what the fuck? #sometimes i see him and just think that's a baby #and sometimes i just want to bite him #the curls #his pointy little ears #he looks like a fae elf creature i do NOT trust him but also #chomp chomp

[bluebells-and-dragonflies]

Imagine Astarion with ears so sensitive that he's never willingly allowed anyone to touch them except for you. Imagine laying next to him in your bed, facing him, lifting your hand up slowly for that first touch. His eyes on yours, the rapidity of the breath he doesn't need to take, but still does reflexively. Seeing that he's nervous, but that he's trusting you, feeling his shaking hand come to rest on your waist. The audible sound he makes- half a moan, half a gasp- when you finally brush your thumb over the soft skin at the tip of his ear.

You trace the long shell of his ear and watch his pretty eyes, deep red like velvet in the moonlight, flutter shut. He says your name softly, as close as you've ever heard him to prayer. You pinch his earlobe gently, and his hips roll forward involuntarily, the jut of his hipbone pressing against your thigh as he makes himself still. Heat flares low in your belly, but you tamp it down as quickly as possible- likewise, Astarion makes himself still against you. This isn't sex and won't become sex, you'd promised each other (though that's not to say that you won't explore this thoroughly during one of your hours-long lovemaking sessions. He is all about experimentation these days, after all).

You lay there, touching him in his most vulnerable place, with reverence and grace and occasionally disbelief that you could be here at all with this beautiful, horrible, ridiculous and wonderful man, that you could be trusted so completely. You take in his every shuddering breath, the flexing of his fingers in your shirt, the softness of his mouth when he presses his lips to yours and tells you he loves you. If you have your way, if he has his, if somehow your utterly insane lives hold together for a year or a decade or ten, it will always be like this.

#astarion x reader #astarion x you #bg3 x reader #astarion x gn reader #astarion x tav #astarion x gn!tav #.astarion #check me never knowing how to coherently end a thought ever in my life #i AM one of those people that advocates for astarion staying snarky and awful even after everything LMFAO #it's just that now he only acts like that with people he thinks deserve it. or when it's funny #that said: with you? snarky and biting sometimes #yes. but also #sometimes #so soft it makes you want to squeeze him to death or something #also...reminder that i take requests...if u like...

[theloveinc]

Shinsou had a crush on you since like, young kids days and never thought you noticed him, but that was good cause maybe you thought he was a weird kid, so once he beefed up and finally got the confidence to talk to you it gets shut right tf back down when you're like "Of course i remember you!"

I don't know which part is worse............................ Shinso being so absorbed in his own supposed loser-hood in his youth that he essentially ignored you for 5-10 years while he was working out his self esteem issues ... or the fact that you not only DO remember him, berry well at that, but don't really think anything of it because you thought HE was kinda... a jerk for never being nice to you back.

(Cuz on one hand, you're so sweet, smiling at him when he approaches you, genuinely, just like you did back when you were both under ten and you'd smile at him from the other side of the park... but on the other hand, you don't hesitate to turn right back to your own friends after he barely manages to answer your "how have you been" question and you give him pity eyes like you still think he's a shy headass.

It's just... he doesn't want to fuck it up a second time and lose his momentum... but all the confidence he put into the moment deflated the second he realized you were even more beautiful and more kind than he remembered you and it got him tripping over his words)

ANYWAY then there's another 2-4 months of him trying to get your number just to be a fool over text before even managing to convince you he's worth a fucking damn LOL.

(And he is worth a damn, so much more than a damn because he's willing to give anything and everything up for you but... doesn't know how to say it in a way that wouldn't scare you off for good...

Not to mention he's so fucking bad at texting. Yes, his dry humor is funny as hell but he's not trying to be funny with you, he's trying to WOO you and so the whole thing is just him making excuses to reach out to you even tho texting first for him is like plucking ass hair.)

#shinso #no bc shy people.... i love them but ... put in the work y'all i am doing all this talking for what??? #to be silently appreciated? no. I have my own issues too !!! and u don't see me hesitating to speak !!!!!! #<- how i imagine this reader bc shy ppl grate on me sometimes with feeling unable or scared to talk #so anyway being shy bites shinso in the BEHIND bc he didn't realize he wasn't just... a loser nobody saw... #but a loser everyone saw as being... mean. for not wanting to talk to them #even tho i know you were kind and gentle to him #he was never able to reciprocate out of feeling like he wasn't good enough #DISASTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyway he's sexxy af now but you just think it's made him more self-absorbed #until you actually get to know him again and it turns out you were wrong too #LMAO I LOVE THIS DISASTER RELATIONSHIP #sorry if this went in a totally weird direction anon i couldnt help myself !! #caitie things #anon #gen

[lesbiradshaw]

Hiii is there anything we know about the dagger squad backgrounds that’s canon? Other than Jake being from Texas, is the stuff about what they studied/where they’re from headcanon? THANK U MUCH LOV

we don’t really know that much i don’t think but a majority of the background info i’ve found is either vaguely mentioned in the film or the paramount draft script you can find online ! bradley being a poli sci major at UVA and graduating in ‘09 is canon (and also very dear to me bc that was my major too plus i also graduated hs at 17 bc we are both #junebabies :]), jake originally got his call sign because bradley gave it to him and he hated it at first, bradley played baseball as a kid, mickey is a trekkie and also catholic or at least raised catholic (he crosses himself before they launch on the mission in the draft script), harvard and yale were the only duo that came from the same squadron together before the movie, and bradley and jake and natasha were in top gun together at the same time. there’s probably more backstory you could piece together for everyone by looking at their service medals/ribbons they wear but i fear i am not knowledgeable enough about that sort of stuff without a lot more research. they all mostly have the same ones but natasha has a NATO medal, jake has a navy unit commendation ribbon, and reuben has a joint service achievement medal.

also silly canon details that aren’t background info but i still love: jake wears what i’m pretty sure is a class ring on his right ring finger, he’s also the only trainee i recall seeing actually wear his tags, he likes van halen and foghat and seems to be a classic rock fanatic, natasha wears a plain gold band on her left index finger, mickey, reuben, natasha, and bob all use those multicolor clicky pens, bradley is i think the only one of the main squad who doesn’t have the fingertips cut off his flight gloves, halo’s tank top has her squadron logo on it during the football scene, and those stupid jorts bradley wears were definely just jeans he cut the legs off himself 😭.

#also since the mission takes place sometime in november but training starts the last two weeks of october #ive decided one of the daggers definitely threw a halloween party. actually i need to write about that wait. #i guess we could ASSUME omaha is from nebraska 😭 #since bradley is the only one we rlly have a canon age for i just kinda decided to base the others off the actors relative ages #except reuben bc wym jay ellis is in his FORTIES rn? #glen and miles are like 1 yr apart whereas the others are a bit younger so idk #jake and bradley are the same age TO ME! #bradleys backstory is actually kinda confusing bc there’s continuity errors on the records sheet maverick looks at #he graduated in 09 but also apparently started his active duty enlisted in 06 ? like oh okay. #he took spanish as a summer class before he started at UVA for whatever thats worth 😭😭😭 #bradley is so cute sorry but i want to bite him or something #but choosing poli sci as his major ? yeah thats how ik hes gay for sure ! #top gun maverick #ik bradley mickey harvard and yale’s squadrons are all based out of oceana (virginia) while everyone else is lemoore (california)

[airenyah]

it's really funny seeing everyone salty posts about the hidden agenda finale and i actually agree with everyone but the thing is!!!! i'm just vibing!!!!

i went into this show with absolutely ZERO expectations (and in fact, i would have been extremely surprised if this show ended up being actually good dkfjkfddf), i've never given a single shit about the plot and/or the writing bc i came here for the joongdunk vibes and the joongdunk vibes alone and i had a blast watching this series

like, i'm not even gonna bother criticising this drama bc from the beginning i didn't expect it to be very impressive anyway and so i'll just keep sitting here in my pile of garbage and vibing with it <3333

#watching joongdunk flirt on camera and be cute makes me feel good and that's exactly what i came here for #i got what i wanted and i don't care about the rest #as i said i'm just vibing!!!!! #the finale was underwhelming? there was no Real hidden agenda? #so what!! at least i got the funniest kiss scene ever with zo yoinking joke inside and kissing him stupid and yeeting him back out again!!! #that's all i need thanks dfkdfkkdfgdfkg #hidden agenda #ha ep12 #airenyah plappert #adrm #sometimes thing's just ain't that deep and that's ok #(though i get everyone's frustrations very well and i would have been just as annoyed if i'd expected anything from the show at all) #(apart from mindless fluff that i need zero braincells for) #(for me personally this show is perfect kjdfjkdfkjd) #also congrats for joongdunk on getting to do a sex scene i guess lol #(well. heavy make-out scene more like it) #anyway seeing how excited they were for that scene to drop and considering their lolfanfest performance of dum dum #also with them coming up themselves with the idea of switching positions for the bite #i can see them do a show like only friends lmaooo #i'm generally against set actor pairs but i do hope joongdunk will do more series together jkkjkdf

[brother-emperors]

I want to say that I really love how Cassius in your art actually has agency and Does Things, rather than being relegated to Brutus' footnote!

HELL YEAH! Cassius Does Stuff is my favorite kind of thing to focus on because Brutus gets such a spotlight and honestly, I Do Not Think He Deserves It That Much

#you 🤝 me 🤝 the ghost of messalla corvinus #thank you!!! trying to untangle cassius from brutus was. oh man. that was the origin story of this blog lmao #its also the origin story of the cassius comic which will be the sequel to trikaranos #he does things!!! he does A LOT!! it sucks that its all Brutus This and Brutus That!!! #my man cassius committed to a course of action and brutus had to waver on his own convictions for a bit and then got all the credit! #AND JUST FOR THE HONOR OF HIS NAME bite maim kill #i promise i do love brutus. but also i want to just. ehrhghghghhhhhh. #sometimes. i think about another gladiator-statesman pair. and i want to shove him in a body of water #ask tag

[snepdragon]

"thought about Hypnos from the hit game Hades (2018) for a second too long" incident 58 dead 367 injured

#snep rambles #i could write an essay but it all bois down to im so sad #they only start accepting him when hes useful to them and does his job #they all see him as useless and a bother UNTIL HES USEFUL #and then suddenly they like him #he just wants to hang out with his family but his brother hates him and his mom ignores him #even zagreus is mean to him sometimes #can you tell hes important to me #and also he literally cant help dozing off its PART OF HIM #and they hate him for it #id love to replay hades but im gonna lose it if i have to see people being assholes to him gor no good reason #and thanatos only apologises to him when hes useful im going to bite my hand off #i cant remember if nyx ever apologises #but i do remember nyx not allowing hypnos to call her mom #nyx is a better mom to zagreus than she us to hypnos #dont me wrong flawed characters are good and i think shes a good character im just sad about hypnos ok #its almost 5 am

[quillisadoll]

Guys I'm still tired so MORE HEAD CANNONS

~Kyoya addition~

May or may not be ooc

Kyoya is asexual

Kyoya is autistic and has a really hard time showing emotions (masking for the win)

Kyoya has a 5 step skin and hair routine bc of Tamaki

Kyoya visits Haruhis dad on the regular and just talk

Kyoya is a raging homosexual mlm type beat

Kyoyas favorite animal is the swan

Kyoya has a secret Twitter account and gets into arguments about stocks and nfts

Kyoya probably has a nft

Kyoyas favorite show is the Roku city screen

JK his fav show is doctor who (LET ME PROJECT IN PEACE) his fav doctor is 11 and his fav companion is rose

For Halloween Kyoya and Tamaki went as matching costumes (he lost a bet)

Kyoya like bubger

KyaaAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kyoya and Tamaki r Dating real not fake

#the lack of sleep is getting to me guys #i cant do it anymore #im so sleepy #i want to sleep but god said no and i cried #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #kyoya ootori #ohshc tamaki #haruhi fujioka #tamaki suoh #ouran high school host club #tamaki x kyoya #headcanon #honey senpai #gay #acesexual #do you guys think kyoya would bite people #I think that would be really fun t #while in the middle of a twt argument someone taps him ln the shoulder and he just bites their finger #i know kyoya js like car coded but sometimes he reminfs me of one kf those really crusty spoiled dogs #cat coded not car coded #i cant spell when im kn the brink of exhaustion #does anyone look through these #hey guys #i love ouran #ouran host club #ouran hshc #kyoya is gay

[bumblingbabooshka]

One of the best Voyager scenes to indicate Tuvok & Neelix's dynamic and how I think Tuvok is just as if not more 'annoying'(positive) than Neelix is when Neelix pours Tuvok a fresh squeezed glass of a fruit juice blend and Tuvok's like (paraphrased) "I don't want to drink this." and Neelix is like "Can you please try it?" and Tuvok's like "I don't want to, you're really bad at this sort of thing. It's going to taste bad." and Neelix says that Ensign XYZ said she LOVED it, she even had a second glass! And Tuvok says Ensign XYZ could drink poison without a second thought and Neelix is like "Tuvok could you please just TRY it? Just try a little SIP of it PLEASE??" and Tuvok sighs and rolls his eyes and sniffs it before taking a sip and it turns out he loves it. Turns out it tasted good actually. And then after all that Neelix tries to talk to him over eggs (which he's again cooking fresh for him) and Tuvok tells him he doesn't wanna hear "the life history of his breakfast." Absolutely insufferable this man I would have burned his eggs on PURPOSE!!!!

#I love Neelix so much and I think he and Tuvok are very funny together - irritating4irritating #People say 'Neelix is so pushy with Tuvok!' and you know what? I think Tuvok can handle it. I think maybe he does need to be pushed - #down a flight of stairs. (he's my favorite character and he's so annoying...TUVOK!!!!!) #Tuvok: -kicking and screaming- I don't want to drink the juice!!! It's poison!!! You're trying to poison me!!!!!!!!! #Neelix: Can you please drink the juice. The fresh squeezed juice I made for you Mr. Vulcan??? Can you please??? #Tuvok: Fine but if I die it's your fault. If I die from the poison you're FORCING me to drink it's on y- Oh this is delicious actually. #and don't tell me 'Neelix didn't make it SPECIFICALLY for Tuvok' bc I know he didn't but he says #'I'll start squeezing that second glass!' after Tuvok finishes his sip so he IS freshly squeezing it #Neelix: -makes Tuvok fresh squeezed juice- #Tuvok: Are you trying to poison me??? #Neelix: -talks to Tuvok while making his eggs- #Tuvok: Can you be quiet??? #<- TUVOK!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EHHEHEHEH <3 #Tuvok is the most annoying guy ever bc he doesn't care about what people think and is a snob with a lowkey superiority complex #vs Neelix is perceived as annoying (post his relationship with Kes) bc he cares a lot about being useful and helping the crew and sometimes #is too pushy because of that but listen...I think Neelix is sweet and genuinely trying his best - after the Kes plotline with him ends I #really don't find him objectionable. Just chatty & a bit overbearing maybe Meanwhile Tuvok !!! #Meanwhile Tuvok!!!!!!!!! HHEHEHHE #st voyager #star trek voyager #I think they should have done more with Neelix thinking the crew of Voyager were spoiled - specifically how Tuvok acts Like That sometimes #little lord Tuvok. oH SORRY...for DEIGNING to speak while preparing your eggs your HIGHNESS!! #I think people do a disservice to Tuvok by not talking more about how he's kind of a hardass and a snob v_v also a disservice to Janeway #indirectly bc her bestie is kind of a hardass and a snob and what does that say about her?? #I also wish Neelix kept up a bit of that 'these people are crazy and also so soft oh my god shut up about the food being bad - we're trying #to SURVIVE!!! Eat the Leola Root!!' from the earlier seasons...I like when he shows he has a bit of bite #It's just funny and interesting that Janeway isn't friends with Tuvok bc he's 'not like other Vulcans' - she's friends with the most #Vulcany Vulcan ever and I love that for them. #CRIMINAL that we don't ever get any in-depth insight into their friendship #Tuvok

[apavlovs]

FORGOR TO POST RECENT OLD MEN DOODLES

I felt like drawing doc vampire again because he’s so slay

#digital art #art #oc #oc art #object head #dunno what I was doing with the outfit in the first two doodles tbh #just wanted to draw him in fancy possible date attire….. #also none of this is /sx he just bites to show affection sometimes #Ivan belongs to elebyte :]

[gemwolfz]

biting part three, also tadpole pictures hehe

#sgt frog #keroro gunso #gem art #giroro doesnt normally chew on things. #its not a stim thing for him or anything its just a way he shows affection #or extreme violence. but biting people isnt good form #regardless if you want to sink your teeth into flesh you have to find an alternative!! #nibbling is fine and good but sometimes you just wanna GRRRARRRAR #anyway i should go to bed soon. as previously stated i didnt sleep well last night

[bougiebutchbitch]

house is my babygirl

buggy is my specialest little subby guy

gojo is my bitch

I hope this makes sense to everyone

#buggy and gojo are also both babygirl but in subtly different ways #house is the ultimate brat #gojo is bratty but also a total princess #buggy ....isn't quite as bratty???? he's just a little dude trying to survive #and sometimes you gotta suck a dick to survive #and he'll have great fun while he's down there!! #good for him!!!!! good for him! #I headcanon that he legit wants mushy romantic vanilla stuff + lots of kissies with shanks #but shoots himself in the foot at every opportunity #and will let shanks fuck him but only in a rough kinky way in the hopes he won't have to acknowledge the depth of his romantic feelings :3 #all while denying that he likes shanks at all and claiming he's just using him for his own enjoyment #ugh he's such a fucked up little guy. my fucked up little guy. #then angrily spends the rest of the night smacking his head off the wall when shanks is gone because #ughhhh he wanted to snog him so baddddddddddd forever #meanwhile shanks thinks buggy just wants 0 strings casual sex and he's disappointed and miserable and going along with it #only because it's a chance to be near him but is seriously thinking about calling a halt because it's Too Much Emotionally #like he's used to being a pump & dump kinda dude who's freewheeling around the grand line #but for the first time he kinda wants something more but buggy obviously DOESN't #right??? RIGHT?????????? #:bites them and shakes them vigorously: RAHHHHHH

[rey-mazing]

Working on my Obey Me boys designs :> Still deciding how to draw curls for Mammon (the bald one 💀)/Simeon/Raph/Dia and just generally deciding how to draw Beel. Once I'm comfy enough to do some more digital art I'll make the details clearer

#and then. deciding if i want to unwhitewash Solomon or pretend he just stole some white twinks body 💀👍 #cuz if we're going w him being from the bible then bros middle eastern #the sun out there would turn him into a white boy CRISP. be fr solmare #but i also do enjoy his design soooo #also hc that demon teeth regrow/continue growing and are worth good money to witches (canines/fangs esp) #not detailed in the sketches are some non human eye things like asmo hearts etc #satan actually has big fangs but when he bites anyone the bros make him shave them down #yes it gives him a complex. sorry #mammon occasionally has to trade his canines to witches to pay off debt so has gold caps/temps #angels + lucifer all have some extra eyes sometimes (luci only in demon form) #kinda wanna fuck w demon sex anatomy too but we'll see #rn planning to draw Simeon w double sets of feather ears. one set that moves and can cover his face #also gills for levi raaaa #i wanna make my mc a little less human too but still debating how to go abt the whole nephalim thing #also not sm a design thing but to me Satan was born zeus -> athena style and thats part of the cause of lucys chronic migraines 💀👍 #ok done rambling. for now #art wip #my art #🍇 #obey me #obey me fanart #obey me shall we date

[heart-shaped-chains]

Need a guy to love on and hug and cuddle and whisper sweet nothings into his ear and more

#cj rambles #not nsft #yearning #you couldve had all of that smh.... #im still getting over him lol #i just dont get it i have so much fucking love to give and no takers yet. i know that with patience comes rewards but i want it NOW #kills me that i don't have a beautiful boy to dote on. to make him feel so loved. ill make him feel like a million bucks #hell I'd carve open my chest cut my heart out and serve it to you you just have to ask #i need to be wrapped around someone's finger #guess i have the canine urge to pledge my loyalty to someone and bite them sometimes and give them unconditional love #it's not fair i need someone to obsess over tbh. to live in my head rent free. let me worship you god dammit!!!!! #gay #ftm #mlm #t4t #come onnnnnn ill play with your hair and let you lay on my chest ill be suchhhhhhhh a good boyfriend #actually losing my mind rn #all this devotion and no one to lay it on. feels like my hearts gonna explode sometimes like i need to get it out #manifesting a relationship this year idc if we dont get married and raise 5 dogs i just need something #thats not a fucking. one sided situationship......

[worldblight]

who is your favorite one piece character. *staring intently no pressure no pressure no pres (⁠´⁠灬⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠灬⁠`)⁠♡

Idk some fucking guy that showed up on screen for a bit he was kinda cool

#luffy is a character that i feel everybody including the viewer is meant to kind of underestimate at first #to chalk him up to a naive fucking idiot that's gonna get himself killed by something more powerful because he overestimated himself #you keep waiting until he bites off more than he can chew #yknow you wait until he finally meets that match that makes him hesitate and think ''i'm not strong enough‚ i need to improve'' #like so many shonen do nowadays where the main character gets humbled by someone more powerful than the level they're at #but with luffy that just.... doesnt happen #no matter how fucking awful and horrifying the series gets sometimes and how high the stakes rise with more genocidal villains #luffy acts as the humanized force of unshakable freedom that cant be silenced for good #luffy is a protagonist but he is also an all-encompassing metaphor that seeps from every pore of the series #and i feel extremely strongly about what he represents and the way he can change YOU and make u feel the hope u thought u lost #he is a character but he is most importantly a vessel for a story that‚ at heart‚ wants you to laugh and dream and love unabashedly #he is not a mascot lil shonen protag created for the sake of telling the viewer ''killing bad! friendship important!'' #that motherfucker is built to inspire you to be shamelessly happy to fucking live and laugh and dream big idiot dreams #its hard to describe what he fucking Does to your brain to people used to consuming trash anime with basic niceguy protags #but luffy isnt just a protag. he is a feeling that you learn to adopt. but the depth of that cant be described until you feel it #its a shame people get so scared of the episode count because theyll never experience one of the most soul-changing series ever made #luffy is just one guy in a series full of characters so nuanced and fleshed out they could have their own damn shows

[underwittingly]

tbh i really love how draco's a bigoted asshole (in the sense that there's just enough nuance in his whole... thing to not throw me off entirely but also really dislike him) but at the same time it's so hard to make him stay in character when writing him without cringing so i really respect the writers who manage to write him so well bc i know a draco is good when i want to punch him

#thoughts #draco malfoy #but also sometimes i just want to read those feel good fluff fics LOL idk #i am actually a bit conflicted on this because on one hand this is great in concept and i love to think about it #but on the other hand it's hard to read because i want to just #throttle him #yes #like i'd still read redeemed or light!draco if it has a good enough plot but some of those get so out of character that it's just... #it'll take more than just a few words and slap on the wrist to change such a bigoted privileged person's views #but yeah if the fic is good i'll bite and go thru w it in the end