#and then vacuum the house

[scrambled-eggsed]

Unfortunately discovering that 70% of having a job is stressing about doing everything wrong even though its probably okay, and just. Being Worried 24/7

#personal #im hoping itll wear out eventually #optimistically by the next thursday #how the fuck do u spell pasimisticaly #anyway if itll be bad itll take like. a month? #at least i now generally know What To Do #fucking hate counting tho #also fucking hate how HARD it is to push stuff at 23:00 on not enough sleep food or water #which reminds me i also need to worry about food tomorrow #👹 #yeah by this point im making notes for the mental list of stuff for tomorrow #bc thing is. i have work until 4pm (so probably 4:30 bc im still bad at timing everything) #and when i get home i need to already have eaten #and then vacuum the house #(which i guess i could ask to not do if im REALLY tired? we'll see) #and i am hoping to god i could get some sleep in the afternoon bc that evening theres a birthday party for my friend #and tbh of all the parties that couldve been its the optimal one bc she lives super close to me #so ill come late after sabbath dinner bc i dont need a bus to get there #so to summarize i have 7~ hours of work on not enough sleep‚ cleaning the house‚ SLEEPING FOR THE LOVE PF GOD‚ going to a party #well. i say party. my friends are more silly than 'party' makes them sound #also probably gonna sleep like shit tonight bc my mom and brother demanded the ac stays on and its always fucking freezing in my room #well. *tries to scream but it comes out as sort of a sad gurgle*. congrats if u read this far ily

[deafening-radio-silence]

I think that Dr. Christina "I was an excellent soldier" Raynor needs to deal with some personal things before she's anyone's therapist, because she strong-armed more of Bucky's autonomy away from him than Zemo did within the series.

#yeah man make amends for the shit that happened when you didn't even have control over your own thoughts #so she was giving him a way to “fix things” but that wasn't on him to do so #all she did was doubly reinforce what he already thinks - which is a justified but false and guilt-laden perception - about the situation #idk much about therapy but i don't think that they're sposed to do that. correct me if i'm wrong and then i'll go fight all therapists #bucky barnes #tfaws #alpine #my art #thank you for putting up with my drawings of a comic book character and his asshole cat lol #i had to put my dog down recently in a bad way and i can't rightfully get another house dog with my current work schedule #so i got a cat since they can handle being inside for the day and the shelter lady said she's super antisocial towards other cats #she's super antisocial towards me sometimes too but she sleeps on me at night and my house has never been cleaner #now that i have to vacuum cat fur and mind what i leave lying on the counter #i've never liked cats before but she's special i guess idk ain't everyone's cat special lol #anyway i'll stop using my tumblr blog as a blog now lol

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:

"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"

"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"

"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."

#There is standardized Yiddish transliteration and I fart in it's general direction #Anyway Jewish ritual plain box simple shift closed casket no embalming #Spend money on bagels for after #There are a lot of prescribed behaviors for how to behave at the Shiva (mourning house calls) #My family observes none of them. We treat it like a family reunion #If you want all my petty family funeral drama though maybe a different post? #But seriously Christian funerals are such a huge scam. Taking advantage of people at their most vulnerable. #If you have an iron stomach go read about what happens to a corpse when it decays in a vacuum sealed coffin #Death #Death rituals #Judaism #jewish #Jumblr #Jew stuff #post o' mine #Clearing out the drafts #Offensive Yiddish accent clichés are for Jews only. #For this we came to America? To get made fun of on the feygele website by our great grandchildren?

[july-19th-club]

house md wildest show on earth. a main character outright assassinates a known dictator, a moment that would be the very beginning or the mid-series crisis in any other show - an act which creates a power vacuum in a foreign nation already filled with child soldiers and genocide, and it's literally only brought up again throughout the season because that guy's wife divorces him over it. and occasionally to explore his relationship with who he is as a person and a catholic after having deliberately taken a life for what he calculates as the greater good, but mostly it's about his divorce

#i no longer think wilson is the most divorced guy ever #sure he's been divorced more TIMES than chase #but the things he's been divorced OVER are way more normal #it is so nuts like . chase. bobbie. rob. bobert. what happened next. in the country i mean #like the president is dead. does his regime crack down extra hard on the ethnic cleansing? #does the power vacuum give the opposition a chance to step in? #how much of what the president said about the people he's wiping out having been in a similar dictatorship in the past is true? #does the nation descend into civil war? is the president's death the excuse the us or england or whoever is waiting for to step in #and assume ad hoc governance thus destabilizing the region even more? #all because one guy in one hospital decided the math was in favor of his killing a guy if that guy was going to order more killings? #absolutely NEVER explored. yeah do no harm and the morals we share with our partners are important #but christ alive. the aftermath of the assassination could be a whole show in and of itself and im pretty sure it just never comes up #house is a show #house md #q

[owlpellet]

when your OC is both an artist and also a simp for an NPC you may someday find yourself having to do high-effort pieces solely for The Bit

(slightly fixed)

#gromph baenre #forgotten realms #legend of drizzt #dungeons and dragons #drow #d&d #have you seen that quail with a gang of turkeys post #because that is Niram with the Bregan D’aerthe #the party needed help with a coup and did NOT want to call the devil nation #so Niram contacted the bd and was like heyyyy do you want in on this power vacuum #we need to take over a wizard tower you see #and they were like oh sick and showed up with gromph who was like #I am going to fill the power vacuum #and Niram was like wow oh wow yes sir immediately sir I don’t know you but #i am going to imprint on you immediately sir #anyway that’s the story of why I have spent three days painting gromph goddamn baenre #If I do not get a point of inspiration I will fly to his house and inhale him #Also HAHAHA YES the other pic was a study #surprise

[holydayaria]

makima would not call you puppy, she would exaggerate your name, like how she calls Creampuff “Creamie”. assuming she really likes you, of course. and of course, in this scenario you’re not her equal. far from it. very far from it, actually.

it’s cute, but also the ultimate form of degradation when it comes to her.

#you aren’t even a public safety agent anymore just a stay at home dog that cleans her house and eats meals with her #have fun vacuuming up all that dog hair! #_makima #makima x reader #_csm

[teabutmakeitazure]

Homewrecker! Chrollo being dragged and emotionally blackmailed by reader into helping with the Sunday/weekend deep cleaning is a concept I hold very close to my heart

#i cant imagine him brooming or vacuuming the house #it just doesnt feel natural #chrollo brainrot

[quibbs126]

So I’m still working on the All Ancients Disappear au page for Dark Choco, but this has just been something from there that I’ve been wanting to make for a while because I thought it was funny, so I thought I’d just show you on its own

While I plan to tell this in the full page, I might as well give you some context. So in the Dark Cacao Kingdom, with the king gone, there’s trouble finding someone to properly replace him, considering that the prince is far too young. The First Watcher is put in charge, and they’re trying their best, but it’s not the same. The kingdom holds out for a bit, but with the increasing conflict and no one being able to truly fill Dark Cacao’s role, things start getting worse. This all comes to a head when one day, the Licorice Sea makes a particularly powerful attack, and because the inner conflict inside the Citadel has caused them to somewhat neglect the Wall, it ends up falling and the monsters get in the citadel. While the Watchers put up a fight, it’s ultimately too much and the Citadel ends up falling

Meanwhile, Toffee Cookie (aka Second Watcher), whom I’m keeping as Dark Choco’s caretaker when he was young, saw the attack and decided to take the prince somewhere safe, and when it became clear that the Citadel wouldn’t hold, he fled with him outside the Wall. Considering that the prince now has nowhere to go, Toffee took him in to raise as his own. And I’m saying that Caramel Arrow Cookie is his daughter, though right now she’s only freshly baked. And since Toffee worked at the Citadel, which is no longer standing, destroyed by the Licorice Monsters, he’s kind of out of a job, which is a bit of a problem when you’re now a single dad of two. Ultimately though they manage pull through

But yeah, the image of a stressed Toffee with his two children has just been rolling around in my head. Funny enough, this was also what got me to get back into this au, since I wanted one where Second Watcher raised Dark Choco, and this was my solution

So yeah

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run au #all ancients disappear au #dark choco cookie #second watcher cookie #caramel arrow cookie #my au #not a poorly drawn comic #wip #technically #I’ll admit my reasoning for the kingdom falling is a bit weak #I just wanted the Dark Cacao Kingdom to fall and Dark Choco to not live as a prince #I had to try and make up something for that to happen #given all the political intrigue of the Episodes I thought a power struggle/vacuum would be fitting #thought tbh that seems more likely for the Hollyberry Kingdom #given all the noble houses #oh well I don’t really have anyone to bounce ideas off of #oh yeah Crunchy Chip will also join the family #but that comes later #my art

[drbtinglecannon]

Another set of shitposts, rebel trio edition. Because I love them so much

1, 2, 3, 4

#toh #toh spoilers #raine whispers #darius deamonne #eberwolf the huntsman #toh shitpost #the owl house #rebel trio my beloved #im forever salty we didnt get an ep of just these three or one more focused on them. oh what couldve been with a full s3 #the two raine specific ones are very aggressive & yknow what they earned it. i think raine gets to be a little feral as a treat #darius is ace cuz hes purple. has no real love interests. & highly values independence/alone time. also cuz I'm ace & I said so 💜 #broke: the CATTs are furries. woke: the CATTs are theater kids. bespoke: the CATTs are theater kid furries #eber & hunter hate it when darius vacuums cuz they both think its too loud. he vacuums anyway #tc posts

[aphroditestummyrolls]

I got all my Christmas shopping done and ate a food and I have to start cleaning my house now.

So, of course, I am in the blankies. Not cleaning. Because I am clearly busy in the blankies. Obviously.

#it is the only place in this house that is even a little bit warm #I have made myself into a little blanket pod #a tent propped up on my knees and the top of my little head #I’ll get at least the vacuuming and the bathroom done today… but first? blankie time

[noirandchocolate]

Me: *sitting isolated on my nice soft bed, wracked with Covid, having not had an uninterrupted night’s sleep for days* Um I’m trying to read this case file for work why am I so tired? My eyes keep shutting and all I want to do is lie down but it’s only 10:11am? What’s going on here?

Me: *has a coughing fit so intense I gag, eventually hacking up [redacted] and painfully popping both sides of my jaw*

Me:

Me: Heaven’s sake, I’m trying to concentrate on work here, why am I so sleepy. It remains a mystery.

#kidk says stuff #also me two days ago: I should vacuum the whole house just in case I become bedridden as my symptoms get worse. #me: *symptoms get worse* why am I so useless i took the day off work sick I should be scrubbing my bathroom or something

[soullessjack]

the way Mary has been a mirror for Kelly since 13x02 with jack projecting his own loss over Kelly onto wanting to save Mary. the way he literally hated himself for half of his life because he felt like just being born and just being what he is had killed his mother. how he tried so badly to be what she wanted and to make his life worth her death. the way Mary is literally his mother figure via the kelly mirror and also found family. the way she loved him like a son. he’s a mirror for Sam, a six month old with some kind of cursed blood who wants to run away from who he is. The way Jack felt so much guilt about Kelly and indirectly killing her in the process of childbirth that wasn’t even his fault. The way he directly kills his mirror mother and feels so guilty and grief stricken over it. Over the fact that this is what he is and all he can ever hope to be. Just a pet monster who killed both his mothers because that’s the nature of monsters. Destroying everything and everyone around you and it doesn’t even matter if you love the world or you love the people around you. It doesn’t matter if you don’t want to destroy anything or anyone because this is what you are and this is what you do.

@shallowseeker I feel like you’d enjoy this parallel .

#spn #supernatural #jack kline #kelly kline #mary winchester #spn parallels #spn meta #I’m . #I m gonna go walk a dog and then like. idk vacuum the house or something #gotta cleanse myself of this show #all day every day

[redrobin-detective]

Cackling with absolute maniacal glee, pure unhinged energy, terrible wicked unholy merriment, with a screech that makes all mortals reel back with fear and unease while cleaning my house

#deep cleaning unlocks something in me #nothing is safe #any imperfection is dealt with swiftly #I have crawled on all my counters to scrub the tiniest bits of surfaces #I have vacuumed 3 times bc more stuff popped out and needed cleaning #everything has been moved and dusted #I’m non stop sneezing and I have never felt more alive #my house is so clean (a threat)

[indiemovies]

i really like the timeline placement of saw x bc john is like “this young little boy…he’s innocent he can’t be here……” and then one week later he puts a 15 year old in the poison blood house

#saw spoilers #saw x spoilers #.txt #i guess tbf daniel stole stuff so he’s just lucky he got put in the prison industrial house and not the vacuum cleaner!!

[coolnonsenseworld]

Fly me to the 🌙

#lumity #amity blight #luz noceda #the owl house #the owl house fanart #i forgot i posted it already and almsot started setting it up for posting again #it was already a draft here #what i went through on holidays i shit you not #i almost lost a finger #i just cut vegetables but its a complicated story #i am back though i unpacked vacuumed made laundry went grocery shopping and slept for 12 hours #ive been setting up a shop in euro today i hope its going to be helpful 🥺 #BuT YEAH OWL HOUSE #fucking swell right