#anon451

[rocketturtle4]

@anon451 @plantsarepeopletoo @shouldiusemyname

another one for the dragon hoard...

#posts to torture the mutuals #kiseki: dear to me #roc shots #rturts is wondering #I am too busy to be here and yet here I am

[ienveeus]

Mmmmm, could I request number 31 for Namjin? I read it and totally felt like that was the right ship for it.

Namjin, 31, “You may be an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”

(658 words, alien!Namjoon, nudity bc who doesn’t love awkward nudity)

They’re running late. Have been for an hour and a half now, officially past the point of it being fashionable. The growing impatience inside of Seokjin is telling him to bang on the bedroom door and demand that Namjoon come out, ready or not. He also knows however that rushing Namjoon will somehow result in about one hundred questions that they definitely don’t have time for. 

One of the con’s of falling for a shapeshifting alien who’d crash-landed on Earth and was ridden with the curiosity of a four year old. Namjoon questioned everything and anything, it was endearing most of the time, but times like these? Not so much. Seokjin doesn’t need questions right now, he needs Namjoon to hurry. 

That doesn’t mean that Seokjin isn’t bombarded with questions of his own when Namjoon opens the bedroom door, looking immensely proud of himself.

Completely ass naked aside from the tie knotted around his neck. 

‘You’re messing with me,’ Seokjin says, ‘you are actually freaking messing with me, Namjoon.’

‘Messing with you?’ Namjoon frowns. ‘I don’t understand.’

‘It means to joke,’ Seokjin says. He points at the whole of Namjoon, trying not to look down there. Sure he’s seen Namjoon naked before, but there’s something about how blatantly non-conservative Namjoon is about the fact of nudity that almost makes Seokjin feel dirty for staring.  ‘Are you joking by doing this?’

‘Doing what?’

‘How you’re dressed,’ Seokjin grits out. ‘Or rather how you’re not dressed. At all. Why don’t you have clothing?’

Namjoon continues to look confused. ‘Well, why do you have clothing?’

‘Namjoon,’ Seokjin says, really stressing the words so Namjoon concentrates rather than questioning everything in the most infuriating manner possible. ‘I really need you to answer this question for me, okay?’

‘You said it was Min Yoongi, your colleague’s, birthday and that it was a suit and tie event. I don’t own any kind of suit, or so I thought, and I wasn’t sure what kind of suits would be best for this situation. So I went on The Google–’

‘Google,’ Seokjin corrects, dazedly. ‘It’s just google.’

‘I went on Google,’ Namjoon says, ‘like you told me to do when you’re not around and I have questions, and I searched “suits best suited for a birthday party”.’

‘A birthday suit,’ Seokjin says, very slowly, as Namjoon nods his head, looking so proud and innocent that Seokjin really can’t help but burst into a helpless fit of laughter. 

Namjoon looks startled by the noise, smile falling off his face in favour of a frown. He approaches Seokjin, who’s barely supporting himself against the countertop and places a hand on his forehead. It takes a moment for Seokjin to realise he’s looking for a temperature, like Seokjin’s done that many times for him.

‘Are you okay?’ Namjoon asks. 

Helplessly, Seokjin stifles his laughter. ‘I’m sorry,’ he says and really he is, he hadn’t meant to laugh at Namjoon’s confusion. It’s kind of cruel, but it’s just. Naked. Birthday suits. Seokjin’s only one man. ‘Birthday suit is a figure of speech, Joonie.’

‘It is?’

‘Yeah. Being naked is called being in your birthday suit because that’s how humans are on the day of their birth. Naked.’

‘Ah,’ Namjoon says, retracting his hand as he folds in on himself. ‘Was I being an idiot again?’

‘Oh, sweetheart, you may be an idiot, but you’re my idiot.’

‘And that’s okay?’

‘More than okay,’ Seokjin says, patting Namjoon on the cheek fondly. ‘But you still need to be wearing clothes for when we go out.’

‘To Min Yoongi’s birthday party?’

‘Nah, we’re running a bit late to show up now,’ Seokjin sees Namjoon’s face fall in apology and is quick to add. ‘No, it’s fine, he’ll forgive me. Let’s just go out to a movie or something instead.’

‘I like movies,’ Namjoon says, smile small and shy. 

‘I know you do,’ Seokjin says. ‘Now come on, let’s get you changed.’ 

#namjin #fic drabble #anon451 #this was actually drabble length heck #namjin fic #<3 <3

[kaythebest]

Minjoon for the domesticity meme please! (Are we surprised? No?)

i love minjoon tbh bless you~

who cooks normally?: jimin unless it’s something simple like rice, and then namjoon helps where he can. he can boil pasta now but it was a lot of trial and error.

how often do they fight?: not super often? namjoon tries to keep his feelings in check and jimin is pretty good at telling when something is wrong but he gets frustrated when namjoon won’t talk to him

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: they’re a facetime while they work kind of couple i think very comfy

nicknames for each other?: namjoon calls jimin mochi when he wants to be cute and jimin calls namjoon joon-ah or joonie always

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: namjoon because jimin always gets what he wants

who steals the covers at night?: namjoon. jimin doesn’t sleep very long so he let’s his bf take them

what would they get each other for gifts?: oh god i’m bad at gifts myself but they’d probably get each other books? jimin would give joon theory or art books and joon would get jimin anything he happened to see in store that he thought jimin would like

who remembers things?: neither of them they forget everything (if pressed, joon)

who cusses more?: namjoon does day-to-day but jimin has the mouth of a sailor when he’s mad

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: namjoon would call the ambulance immediately in a panic and jimin would probably try to take care of joon a little until knew what was happening

who kissed who first?: jimin kissed joon

who made the first move?: namjoon maybe

who started the relationship?: jimin definitely

i love minjoon [clenches fist]

If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them

#anon451 #ask meme #minjoon #i really love them #bts #asks

[cherrysficrecs]

Can't Find a Beta Man

Where to Read It AO3

Author Anon451

Pairing BTS, Seokjin/Jimin

Summary Jimin regrets the day he learned he was a Beta, the day he realized he'd never be able to get an Alpha like Seokjin.

Cherry +1 Rec!!!

#BTS #Kim Seokjin #Park Jimin #JinMin #Anon451 #alternate universe #a b o #fluff #one shot #Cherry 1 Rec!!!

[beyoursledgehammer]

anon451 replied to your post “I am also 100% not joking when I say that every time I wash my hair I...”

When your hair gets wet the grey hairs pop out more. They seem to dry faster and stick out so it always feels like more. When the rest of your hair dries the grey gets a little more hidden. I feel like I have spiderwebs under my hair. TMI.

oh my god THAT MAKES SENSE. They are a different texture than the rest of my hair though but yeah it feels like I have a spiderweb hanging out on top haha. 

#anon451

[taethereal]

I'm really wanting yoonmin right now but my brain is mush and I'm having zero prompt ideas. Something happy of course. Ehhhhh. First date? Asking out? Finding song lyrics? I dunno. I trust you more than I trust me on this one!

For the third time in as manyminutes, Yoongi hears muffled cursing coming from the apartment next door. It’snot that he’s trying to eavesdrop, but clearly his neighbor is having troublewith some kind of project and it sounds like it’s only getting worse. At onepoint, he definitely heard something metal hit the wall they share. And now itsounds like maybe the guy is hammering something that wasn’t intended to behammered.

Yoongi’s constructive instinctskick in when he hears a whimper that can only come from a smashed thumb. Hegrabs the small collection of hex keys he’s amassed over the years and a bottleof wood glue just in case. He’s got to help this guy if he ever wants to get tosleep tonight.

When he knocks on his neighbor’sdoor, everything inside the apartment goes quiet instantly. Then, sheepishly,his neighbor opens the door just a crack. His bangs are sticking straight uplike maybe there’s been a lot of hair pulling involved with this project andhis cheeks are even a bit flushed. The hand wrapped around the doorframe sportsa visibly swollen thumb. All that aside, this guy is definitely cute.

“I’m so sorry, oh my gosh,” hehuffs. “I just got moved in today and I can’t get this stupid bed put together and I really don’t feel like sleeping onthe floor and I just- I’ll keep it down though, I’m so sorry!”

Yoongi holds up his hands, fullof helpful gear, and offers the closest thing he can get to a smile at one inthe morning. “Thought I could help.”

His neighbor introduces himselfas Jimin and invites Yoongi in. There’s a massive pile of screws of varyingsizes, and planks laying haphazardly all over the packing boxes still fillingthe living area. A jumbled sheaf of instructions is discarded in the kitchentrash. It’s a mess.

“Okay…” Yoongi says thoughtfully,picking up a few pieces to get a feel for the furniture. “A bed, huh?”

Jimin scratches the back of hisneck and smiles down at the floor. “I’m not great with instructions.��

“And you have a temper,” Yoongi teases. It’s a little bit adorablehow much pinker Jimin’s cheeks go.

They spend the next severalminutes sorting out the different parts and pieces that Jimin seems to have scrambledup in his frustration. When everything is in its place, Yoongi says: “We shouldmove this to the bedroom.”

Jimin visibly chokes on the waterhe’s just taken a sip of and Yoongi can’t help but laugh out loud when herealizes the implication of his words.

“I mean, we should take thesepieces into the bedroom so we don’t have to move the whole thing when it’sassembled,” he laughs, watching Jimin as his face returns to a slightly morehuman shade.

After getting set up in Jimin’sroom, Jimin offers Yoongi a cup of coffee and leaves him to start working.Yoongi listens as Jimin struggles to dig his coffee maker out of the box,muttering curse words under his breath. By the time Jimin returns, he’s got themain frame of the bed put together and is starting to attach the legs.

“Oh, holy shit! How did you dothat?” Jimin yells before realizing how loud he’s being. He drops his voice toa whisper. “How did you do that?”

Yoongi snags the hot coffee Jimin’sforgotten about and takes a testing sip. “I dunno, common sense?” he teases.

They banter playfully whileYoongi finishes the building the arguably simple bed. Jimin mostly stays off tothe side, handing Yoongi this screw or that rail as he asks for them. Turns outJimin just started a new job in the same office park where Yoongi works, hencethe new apartment which is only a quick subway ride away. He’s never lived inthe city before and is understandably nervous. Yoongi tells him about a fewgood restaurants in the area and tells him a little bit about the neighborhood.

He’s almost sad when they put thelast screw-cap on. It’s nearing three in the morning but Jimin looks as livelyas ever. Yoongi helps him carry the mattress in and they get it plopped on topof the frame. Jimin looks awkwardly between the bed and Yoongi a few timesbefore Yoongi decides it’s time to make his exit before one of them doessomething silly.

“So, see ya around?” he asks,sliding back into his slippers.

“Yeah!” Jimin says, a little tooenthusiastically. Yoongi gives him a smile, real even though it’s 3AM, and isabout to walk out the door when Jimin speaks again. “Maybe you could help mewith this table and chair set tomorrow?”

#yoonmin #bangtan fanfic #my writing #park jimin #min yoongi #i hope this is happy enough! #a meet-cute kinda?? #idk imagine handy yoongi coming to poor jimmy's rescue #and that super smooth invitation from jimin at the end #atta boy #please enjoy!!! #anon451

[mnsg]

16 vmin pls!

16. roses are red, violets are blue, you can do whatever you want to me (please do)

jimin is being so cute taehyung could fucking scream.

they’re moving into their new apartment and jimin keeps trying to get out of carrying boxes by pretending like it’s /urgent/ that he unpack their new tablecloths before they “get too wrinkled, taetae!!” he’s fussing over yards of fabric in their kitchen, and doing a shitty job of acting like he can’t see taehyung struggling with crates of books and their one really overstuffed chair.

they’re both sun kissed golden from their honeymoon, but jimin’s always been predisposed to the pretty pink flush in his cheeks, the one that shows he knows he’s being watched. taehyung loves him so damn much he doesn’t even care that he’s being extremely annoying and unhelpful.

to be honest, the few stupid, bratty things jimin does only serve to make taehyung love him more. they’re reminders that the gorgeous, sweet, bleeding-heart boy frowning over tablecloths in their kitchen is just as human as taehyung. it’s comforting, reassuring. it’s just jimin.

“i’m gonna come in there and slap your ass if you don’t come out and help me, babe,” taehyung singsongs, as he walks by jimin for the tenth time.

“but these wrinkles, tae! we can’t have wrinkled tablecloths in our new life!” park jimin’s pout is legendary.

“i bet if you carry in the box containing our iron this wouldn’t be a problem!” taehyung yells from the hallway.

it’s dark by the time taehyung finishes bringing everything in, and when he finds jimin asleep on their new couch, swaddled in wrinkled fine linen, he just digs out a heavier blanket and tucks him in.

#me: finally writes vmin #THIS IS TOO SOFT I HATE MYSELF #VMIN #im sorry!! #anon451 #it's my shit

[insearchofanexit]

anon451 replied to your post: What’s something mundane that you’re scared of? I...

Balloons. Well I’m afraid of them popping - and people enjoy doing that so I get tense around them.

Why are people jerks. I dunno why people will learn someone's scared of balloons popping and then pop them anyway and laugh about it! Don't be that dick.

#anon451 #replies

[romantium]

hi it’s been forever but i went to the SEVENTEEN concert in Newark with @anon451 and @feux-d-artifice and now my life is complete

[borahaefics]

Of Dogs & Men

author: Anon451 ship: minjoon rating: teen and up

word count: 20k words

summary: From the prompt: "I work at a vet clinic and you work for the mafia. You started coming in to get patched up and threatened me to not to turn you into the police. Little do you know that I remember you as my high school crush, and you have no need to threaten me, because I'm still charmed by you."

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admin kei: aaaaaaaah soft and cute mafia au 💕

#minjoon #mafia #doctor #teen #fluff #angst #admin kei #10 to 25k

[milkysvga]

✎ Of Dogs & Men by Anon451

→ Summary:

From the prompt: "I work at a vet clinic and you work for the mafia. You started coming in to get patched up and threatened me to not to turn you into the police. Little do you know that I remember you as my high school crush, and you have no need to threaten me, because I'm still charmed by you."

→ C/N: Incredibly cute and fluffy... I usually turn my nose at anything mafia related, but since the whole mafia aspect wasn’t the main point of the fic, I decided to give it a chance and OH BOY... the fact that Minjoon are just equally enamored by each other... compliments to the chef...

#knj #pjm #minjoon #fluff #angst (kinda)

[rocketturtle4]

How much is Mew playing stop, slow, go?

(I'm shadowbanned fyi so no idea how posting is going to go)

Okay so I had a thought about the tricolours of Mews shirt and beadspread but I had planned to leave it, until I saw this gifset by @raypakorn (partially used below) and then I had MORE Thoughts and then I watched OF again (again again again) and then I started spiralling SO

Have some thoughts that aren't a real theory yet. (@waitmyturtles as asked although not sure @ing will work right now)

From the opening we get red, green and white wristbands. I had several side convos with people (@anon451 +(@plantsarepeopletoo posted some other Mew related thoughts we discussed here)) about whether white was about sexuality or about pace or virgin status (there are, for the record, other people wearing white wristbads in the bar)

but after seeing the above linked gifset I became pretty sure white = yellow = slow (already a prevailing theory I think)

Mew wears tricolours in both his initial meeting of Top at the bar and his later return to the bar before taking top home with him. (That I think is evidence of this theory if it is a theory applying to only Mew ftr (and maybe Top when with Mew))

yellow, red, green on the top in shapes (I'll talk about the yellow background in a mo)

also his t-shirt above is yellow

tricolours again - yellow, red, green stripes this time

Later when we're making out we initially have green go:

(chairs and grapes)

but when Top tries to start things again after Mew stops them:

we're back in yellow for slow.

Also the bed scene

both on yellow (pillows), mew leaning into red

mew moves onto the green.

(For the record this bed spread also looks kind of blue however for the purpose of GO I am not sure the distinction is important because in a side convo with @plantsarepeopletoo and @anon451 and @lurkingteapot we discussed how the green go in some countries (like Japan) is blue AND in terms of light and primary colouts, blue is a primary colour that is needed to make green in painting etc but green is the colour needed to make blue in the light spectrum I'm pretty sure, so like blue/green is being considered equivalent here)

(Edit for additional info, from @lurkingteapot: ao (written 青, also read sei) is a colour that spans a spectrum of both what English calls blue and green, and it also means "fresh" in the sense of "green behind the ears" -- young leaves are aoba, aozameru is to turn green/pale (in the face), seinen is young men around twenty. To make matters more complicated, 蒼 (sou; deep blue) and 碧 (heki/hyaku; jade green) can ALSO both be read "ao", so it's sort of like, idk … English calls both blue and light blue "blue", but in Japanese, light blue is "mizuiro" ("the colour of water")? Colour boundaries just shift across language in fascinating ways)

(Edit also a helpful video about colours and how language shapes them @anon451)

ALSO there was a post going round saying the days of the week montage was linked to mew and the writing is yellow again (it is also yellow in the intro bit where we start with Mew)

So how much, for Mew specifically, are yellow and green (and red) important? I dunno.

BUT

In the days montage we have top in blue then green then green then blue again (blue=green=go = Mew is happy with current events)

does this mean something??? IDK but nobody else wears colours as much

The bar lighting is also interesing. Mew is introduced in yellow 1/4

Meets top in Yellow 1/4

and later in 4/4 sits with Top in yellow

despite the fact that when Chaeum sat next to him

they were not both in the yellow.

(if anyones curious bar also has Red = Stage area and Green = bathroom but I am focusing on Mew here because I am not sure the colours matter to anyone else...)

MORE YELLOW

Mews intro shot on a yellow couch to go with his yellow bookcase

(also side note most of the other intro's have tints of red or less colour but tops is just like GREEEEEN+blue):

Mew and top lighting during the confession scene:

top in blue, mew in yellow.

Does it mean anything? I don't know

current not really a theory is that yellow = slow = control

Because this is A LOT of yellow for it not to mean things.

#only friends #only friends the series #ofts #this was not the post I was planning to make but here we are #onlyft #only friends meta #the colours mean things #bl colours #stop slow go #only friends colours #rturts is wondering #i need a colour tag #roc watches OF

[chim-chimii]

Hey?

Hey! :3

Stromae - Papaoutai

send me “hey”, i'll shuffle my music and tell you your song. ^^

#thank you for the ask! #messages #answer #anon451

[witchboyjimin]

anon451 replied to your post “trope: arranged marriage”

HOLY CRAP YOU'RE WRITING MINJOON FOR THIS TROPE?!??

...i did not think this would warrant so much excitement >____< but omg yes!!! it’s been a wip for....a really long time haha;; hopefully i can...put something out this year [fingers crossed]

#anon451 #replies

[minjoonlibrary]

"of dogs & men" is like my one of my FAVOURITE FICS EVER OH MY GOD ITS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH EVERY NOW AND THEN I JUST RANDOMLY FEEL LIKE READING IT AND I DIE EACH TIME IM SORRY I HAD TO TELL SOMEONE

you’re absolutely right anon, it’s top tier 

Of Dogs & Men by Anon451 (3/3 | T | 20,101)

From the prompt: “I work at a vet clinic and you work for the mafia. You started coming in to get patched up and threatened me to not to turn you into the police. Little do you know that I remember you as my high school crush, and you have no need to threaten me, because I’m still charmed by you.”

It was supposed to be a drabble but it turned out a bit long so….enjoy!

#minjoon #nammin #mafia au #vet jimin #20K-50K #admin cat #if you haven't read this yet what r u doing

[bts-fic-collection]

Mafia Jimin ff? Lol ik I'm thirsty

Sure!

Of Dogs & Men by Anon451

Rating: T

Pairings: Namjoon/Jimin

Status: Complete

Word count: 20,101

Summary: From the prompt: “I work at a vet clinic and you work for the mafia. You started coming in to get patched up and threatened me to not to turn you into the police. Little do you know that I remember you as my high school crush, and you have no need to threaten me, because I’m still charmed by you.”

It was supposed to be a drabble but it turned out a bit long so….enjoy!

Witness Protection by DarkWebKermit

Rating: Not rated

Pairings: Yoongi/Jimin, Jungkook/Taehyung, Namjoon/Seokjin

Status: Incomplete

Word count: 17,042

Summary: Staying in a relationship with someone you know is lying to you is difficult. Trying not to fall in love with someone else at the same time is even harder.

(alternatively; Jimin is spying on his boyfriend for the police while trying not to fall in love with the detective on his case. Which would be easier if Yoongi was trying at all)

I’m Your Umbrella and the Rain by GalsaegPiano

Rating: M

Pairings: Yoongi/Jimin

Status: Complete

Word count: 271,199

Summary: Temptation was all it took to banish Eve from the Garden of Eden. And it was temptation that led Jimin on his little adventure into the darkest parts of Seoul. His apple was Yoongi and although he tried to be a good boy, and stay on the right path – it didn’t take long for him to accept the fact he would eat his apple of temptation every time it was presented to him. And he would do it willingly and happily.

Or Sweet High School teacher Jimin marries scary Mafia Boss Yoongi and this is the tale of their unconventional domestic life.

Additionally: my own fic, Why Hide by KeyWolf25888

Rating: M

Pairings: Yoongi/Jimin

Status: Complete

Word count: 22,114

Summary: Jimin’s day starts off well on employee appreciation day - his boyfriend is the head of the mafia, and he gets all the perks of a job in the mafia without the worry of, y'know, death or anything. If only the people that bully him at work knew that. Then maybe his day wouldn’t have gone downhill.

#ask #minjoon #yoonmin #namjoon #jimin #yoongi #mafia au #violence #angst #fluff #Rating: M #Rating: T #Rating: Not rated