#anyway please have this offering <3

[stellorc]

Knight-Enchanter Templar Hunter

My beloved Gwen during her pre Inquisition era, featuring some anger issues. If I don't paint an unhinged portrait of her at least once a year I will perish.

(process gif below!)

#i've spent the last five hours trying to finish this as fast as possible and i'm dead #the hair was fun to paint tho #i'm too tired to ramble here today #anyway please have this offering <3 #I've been trying to step out of my comfort zone with other pieces so i needed something nice and familiar to soothe myself #let it be know that i adore this shitty mage lady too much for my own good #she could step on me anytime #gwenevere trevelyan #dragon age

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale) #anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

[rudeboimonster]

~help your local rat get stable housing~

edit post nov 2023: I GOT THE HELP I NEEDED THANK YOU SOSOOSO MUCH

dramatically sprawled out on the floor

so i gotta move for the third time in that many years. unfortunately between health problems and the General State of The Economy, I have been unable to find work to be able to save any money. i have no choice but to leave the entire state. i thankfully have somewhere to go, however I need help getting there. i've been trying to do the math to get what I need to its lowest amount possible, but even that is still at least $2.5k.

after this move, i should be able to get things more stable and I might even have a couple job prospects lined up in that area, but right now I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel funds wise and desperately need help.

if you're able to spare anything, i've set up a goal through kofi so i can track it publicly. i have trouble asking for help but i really need what help i can get. thank you, so so so much.

#mutual aid #fundraiser #help #god i dont know what to tag this im just kinda ripping off the bandage bc ive been anxious about posting about this since i got asked to #leave. head in hands. please help by spreading the word if you cant spare any cash i completely understand. #i dont know what i can offer. my ability to do art has been really really low and with my sleeping/living arrangements my wrists shoulders #back have been in fucking wretches states so its hard for me to do much #if youre wonder about the other fundraiser i did a few years ago #the person i replaced in a renting situation ended up fucking me over and got basically evicted into the 2nd week of college and i had 3 da #to leave that situation or more people wouldve gotten fucked over. and ive been basically couch surfing since trying to find work #anyways i havent slept in a bed for more than a weekend since october 2021 my back is turbo fucked please help

[sysig]

So much experimenting to be done, where to even start (Patreon)

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #Fellplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Sans #Mostly silliness :) Mostly :) #It's still fun to draw these two Gasters next to each other hehe ♪ Even interacting! #They're more similar than I think either of them would admit haha - ''No clearly we have very different ideals'' sure but you're both Gaster #I like the idea of classic being So Annoyed at any iteration of himself thinking positively towards humans haha #I mean it would probably hurt - that's a big piece of his trauma! - but on the surface it's just Ugh I can't believe this -.ó #I feel like they'd have a lot more common ground when it comes to their experiments tho - not a perfect Venn Diagram but enough! #Maybe even just different enough to offer a new perspective - enough to give them new ideas! Uh oh that's never a good thing lol #I do love Fell!Gaster just so pleased to be having a conversation haha so smiley - classic still not smiling but interested! #Cute face <3 #It was after making the Toriel comic that the thought Really occurred to me - like obviously I saw so I knew they were still in the gowns #But it took a bit for that to strike me as odd since I mean that's just what they wear! That's normal! For Handplates anyway #He talks a lot about isolating whatever it is in Monsters that Make Them Like That - what does that entail #Gaster no seriously what are you doing to them don't just smile actually reply #And as much as I like the boys being a bit more Fell-ish I've always been of the opinion that no matter what they're brothers! #They love each other <3 And in Fellplates they'd have to rely on each other even more than regular Underfell #If anything would cause some codependency it's the Handplates setup - no matter what version you throw at it! #They're still both delicate little things - they need each other to survive ♥ If Gaster is sometimes kind to them well... #Similar to Mercyplates but Not Quite hmmmm #At least sometimes doing cute and harmless things tho! Studies how they react to flowers and teaches them to make chains hehe ♪ #There's also that Underfell thing of Sans calling UF!Papyrus ''Boss'' rather than ''Bro'' yeah? Doodling ideas around that haha #An opportunity to teach! Sans only came away with the basics tho it probably annoys Gaster lol #The idea of them doing cute harmless little things and /that/ being what gets under his skin hehehehe #And ending with a Babybones! :D Surely he'd have no problem being attached since they're meant to be good...? Surely

[being-luminous]

they're on vacation 🥚

background from unsplash

also, not pictured: the tape holding up v's sunglasses

#is that a sunburn or did someone just smack his head really hard?? #no one knows #anyway hi im still here #no fic yet but please accept this most humble offering instead #in my head this is some weird amalgamation of aus #schrödinger's harrymort if you will #my art #i don't expect i'll be using this tag a lot bc im no artist #but at least i have it now. just in case #will the shitposting ever stop? you ask. no <3

[mini-games]

-BEGINNING LORE/SUN SAGA-

In the beginning, most everyone lived in Item’s (@item-shoppe) basement, eventually escaping one way or another to Nefarious’s (@nefarious-exclam) tower or to set up their own place.

I, Mini, came along through anon. An anon (a different one) had supposedly been quoting the lyrics to a song, but none of us knew the song and took it seriously. So we killed the sun. How? Well Nef tried (and failed) to shoot it with a water gun, and one of his gimmick posts was shrinking someone down to the size of an ant. So, if they’re able to do both of those things, I figured “Why can’t he do both on the sun?”

I sent in an ask, on anon (before I had become a gimmick blog. I was wanting to be one at this point but didn’t know what my gimmick would be) telling him to shrink the sun down to the size of an ant and shoot it with a water gun. It worked, the sun was extinguished, and it all went dark in the universe. And cold.

After figuring out what gimmick I wanted to be, I quickly made a profile picture for the blog and made the blog itself, now being able to interact with everything easily. The first interaction I had was with Vance (@advancement-made), and they asked me why I would do that. I didn’t think it would actually work, but it did and I have been advised to not underestimate Nef again. I was also forgiven.

Meanwhile, the Ice People had come out of the ice caves (looking at you, @solidwater05. I know what you did. /silly) and were attacking Nefarious, trying to get him to become an Ice Person as well. Nefarious uses a lot of mana during this period of time, trying to fight them off. Also Vance and Glitches (@glitches-and-bugs) can glow, we found out.

Boss (@bossfight-messages) ends up making a deal with the Ice People, telling them that they’ll be an Ice Person if they are given blankets. This deal was never completed, however, as Boss never turned into an Ice Person. Guess it’s too late for that now, though.

In the meantime, Vance and I forged a plan to relight the sun by making a large bonfire and throwing the sun in it, since Nef still had the sun in their hands. Small fires went out pretty quickly, but we figured a large bonfire would take a while to go out. Vance ended up leaving to get some wood, whilst I left to get something to light the wood with. I found some matches, before the Ice People found me.

The Ice People tried convincing me to join them, eventually telling me about how they are lonely and just want a friend. I ended up breaking, and they infected me, turning me into an Ice Person with them.

Before I could do anything as an Ice Person (infecting others, hiding away in the Ice Caves, etc.), the sun returned to the sky, having been re-lit. Normally, I would’ve melted since I was ice, but it was night-time. So I still had time.

Status (@status-updates) ended up watching as everyone panicked about me being an Ice Person, as he sat on a thawing machine. Nefarious ended up making a bargain with Status for the thawing machine, and when Status agreed on the price, he took 50 extra gold from Nefarious for renting the thawing machine. Nef used the thawing machine on me, thawing away the ice. I was back to normal, and everything was right and good in Exclamania once more. Well, except for Nef. Especially since he was angry at Status for swindling them.

Nef also gave me one of his cloaks, since I was still quite cold after having been frozen for about an hour. They also revealed that he knew the Ice People once. This seems to be a pretty big part of both Nefarious and Select (@character-selecton) lore.

If anyone else has anything to add to the Beginning Lore/Sun Saga lore, feel free to add to it!

If needed, I can also post a plaintext version. If you need a plaintext version, just ask and I can post it!

#not a mini-game #sun blackout #sun saga #ooc speaking #this is entirely from my perspective of the sun saga so please please please tell me if theres something to be added or changed. #i also wasnt planning on using color but i did anyways? because theres a bit of pronoun soup in some places #so i figured it would make it easier for some people to have the colors #which is why im offering a plaintext version just in case ^^" #i also wasnt there in the beginning lore which is why its so short but i dont think there was much in the beginning anyways #documenting the beginning #part 1/3 #im gonna be documenting the sun saga (complete) the interrobang war and the gnome armada! 3 separate posts for this lmao

[cowardstiel]

i think it should be mandatory that everyone watch The Social Dilemma at least once every six months

#dear everyone saying that tumblr doesn't have an algorithm: yes it does oh my GOD. #i see people say this so often irt twitter and reddit migration #just because tumblr has a different feed system to facebook/inta/twitter doesn't mean the only things you see are exactly what you want #free of influence or coercion #simplest example is tumblr suggesting users and tags for u to follow. what do you think is informing its suggestions? #how does it know which blogs are similar? it's not by fucking chance #please i know we all clown on what a mess this website is and how poorly it delivers ads but let's not forget that that's a choice they mak #if tumblr wanted to deliver ads in the way other social media sites do they could. but it's part of the image they've created for themselve #hence why they feel they can offer a paid subscription to remove ads that has an off switch so u can still see their weird crazy zany ads #because they know how much we love to clown on their shit ads. they know users will screenshot and share ads if they're weird enough #and they want you to. they're not so incompetent that they can't get us classy ads lol. this is their brand. let's not forget that! #anyway this is all triggered by me sending someone (hi bunni <3) a post of misha collin's sfx make up in gotham knights that popped up as a #recommended post despite me never having watched it or searched for it etc. what triggered that post appearing was me searching/tagging spn #a couple times recently. and of course misha collins and spn are frequently cross tagged. anyway since then i have been bombarded with that #godforsaken show constantly on my dash #sorry to gotham knights enjoyers i get the appeal and i am a dc simp but it's just not for me ig #if u read all this i love u im kissing you sloppystyle and or giving u a firm and warm handshake and or a friendly nod like we're walking #past each other on a beautiful day <3 #my post

[llycaons]

the other grads going 'we love having three-day work weeks and vacation time' well that must be fucking nice!!!

#for context if you work 36 hrs/wk (3 12 hr days) it's still considered full time #you make less money but you get bonus if you volunteer for shifts #but we have to make 80 hrs biweekly so we have to do a stupid 8 hr every two weeks #and I just want the cleanliness of a three-day week PLEASE #anyway I just signed up for the january and february schedule #call every other weekend is annoying but it does mean money #and I need to get these loans paid off already!!! I have a six month plan but also I'm impatient #none of the og ppl at work have been able to take a vacation more than 4 days long #one of them is being denied her jan vacation so she's just like I'll call out #she got offered a job with lower stress better schedule and more vacation and our manager is NOT doing much to try to keep her on #I still have a whole week of vacation left this year but am i going to be able to take it? absolutely not #better take at least 2 next year #cor.txt

[shehzadi]

nobody i’m more envious of than non-muslims who are fluent in arabic </3

#PLEASE. would be so convenient if i could just wake up one morning and be fluent #but anyway on the wanting to start learning arabic this summer thing: found this online site that offers classes for msa and it looks #pretty good so i might start there. ik msa isn’t spoken but like it’ll still be useful to start anyway #and hizu if u see this i still have the site u recc’d saved <3 #m

[speedruntechnically]

V2 for character bingo!

V2 is alive. I know this because I am right and you can trust me on everything ever

#I’m not gonna rant in the tags but. v2 is a character I think about a lot and talk about relatively little #despite having pretty much no impact on the story at large they offer a lot of very interesting comparisons between characters #I’ve never actually given my thoughts on how similar they are to gabriel but they are very similar to me #anyway. v2 please come back I love you <3 #mine #asks #v2is-baby #ask meme #no image id

[bf-xml]

🎤 Look he’s pogging lol

🎤 I wonder what he’s missed...maybe the tags will give a hint or two.

(That means read the tags teehee thank you)

#ooc: salutations everyone! I guess I owe everyone an explanation #i apologize for my absence again. i promise im okay and i have been safe and sound #my excuse isnt exactly...valid id say but #work has been kicking my ass since i got the job #not to mention my days off are constantly filled up with tasks to catch up on Adulting and such #and when im not doing Adulting things.......ive been playing splatoon 3 tbh lmao #hopefully ill get the muse to play bf again soon. but as far as an expected time for that goes i unfortunately have nothing to offer #i hope everyone here has been doing okay in the meantime and i hope to see you soon #with that being said...what do you think of the new icon? its not much of a difference but im still kinda proud of it. even if its old now #anyway. i love you guys and i look forward to any threads in the future when i get the time and motivation to start them up again #on that note. please be aware that i am officially dropping any threads i had started or participated in before now #i apologize for this...but its hard to get back into old threads when i dont remember where i was going with them yknow? #if anyone is interested in my writing in general ive been working on a strangled red fic on ao3 #ive been falling back into my old pokepasta hyperfixation after lullaby v2 dropped and was reminded of my favorite little fucked up guy #its called faulty if anyone else here is a based steven enjoyer. and mike too ig #but enough out of me...ive been talking too much lol #until next time! catch ya later!

[myriadsystem]

Anyone with pokemon sword wanna help me out with some trades to fill out my dex?

I can offer any shield exclusives in return but ill need a bit of time to go catch them as i only have one of each so far but dm me for what youre looking for and i can make it a priority if youve got the ones i want to trade. I can even grab a shield dog if you wanted to do a dogswap. I have some shinies moved in from pokemon go too if thats something youre interested in.

I also need some that arent exclusive but need trading like aromatisse, rhyperior, escavalier and accelgor and so forth. I have a list so please dm if youve got sword or access to tradeable sword exclusives.

Thankyou!

#personal #pokemon #pokemon shield #pokemon sword #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon switch #pokemon trades #i have one very obviously hacked articuno i recieved through random trade #as well a shiny heracross and skrelp that i frankly dont trust having in my game and want to trade off as soon as i can if possible #as well as a legit caught (in pogo) shiny kangaskhan to offer #idk i think sword and sheild are kind of dead now but i wanna complete my dex just so i can get the shitn charm and do some legitimate #shiny hunting. id love to find a shiny wooloo one day and ive prepped my 500 battled. but i know when i played last and recieved #those hacked ones theough the surprise trade it super turned me off of playing and i didnt for a very long time #and now ive been playing again for like 3 days and havent recieved a single surprise trade so like. idk if that contributed but why #why you hackfucks gotta ruin the fun for everyone bro like if you want t hack ur own game to fill ur boxes with shiny legendaries go for it #i dont want them. ive never found a shiny for real outside of pokemon go. i want the thrill of the hunt and the joy of finally finding one #for realises. god i cannot tell you how many eevee eggs i bred for shiny hunting in diamond and never found one #anyway. im getting ranty fuck hackers and fuck you for putting your hackey shit in my game i didnt want it #so id like to get rid of it if anyones interested or also just general sword players with legit sword exclusives to trade #please dm! its 10pm here so ima go to bed soon but id love to set up a time to get some trades happening!

[inkykeiji]

Clari im putting in an order for flawless tomura already omg what a great idea!!!!! <333

eeeeee gorepop!!!!! oh my gosh hehe flawless tomura has such a cute style of handwriting i can’t wait for u to see it <333

thank you my friend! i really appreciate your feedback and support!! <33

#AAAAAAH ILY hehehehe omg i’m so happy to hear that!!!! #literally such a big smile on my face i’m so excited to start these!!! #i’m so so so glad to hear that people are interested!!! #but yes his handwriting is rly sweet i love it #so far his is the most difficult for me out of the three i’m initially offering #because it’s way WAY way neater than my own handwriting #which is pretty much chicken scratch doctor handwriting it’s terrible #so i’ve been working hard to get their different styles down! #anyway i’m rambling again hehe #i hope ur having an awesome day bb!!! #please keep safe and stay hydrated!! <3 #gorepop kill pop #clari gets mail

[theogony]

going insane. will not be back shortly

#good news i got into a scholarship! #bad news! I FORGOT TO READ THE T AND C SO It"S IN A WHOLE ASS FUCKING CONTINENT AWAY #my mother is this close to bitch slapping me and tbh fair #like. i go into this interview with barely any prep and then like. i go into the room and mid interview the lady is like. you do realise. t #the school you opted for. is the only school we cannot allow you into because you're a native citizen #me visibly hwat #anyway the lady was like i'm going to be completely fucking honest you're probably one of our best candidates but #we cannot put you into that school for legal reasons. but. we can offer you 20+ other options.. elsewhere #and the school overseas is really posh! not as posh as the og school i selected but i would totally accept. IF IT WAS IN MY COUNTRY #anyway just in. a shitty mood because of procrastinating majorly on almost every assignment and being stuck in close quarters with. #family without a break and also. school fucking shutting down postponed any chance of me getting out of the house #and like. i found out one of the spots i was gunning for was like. with an idea that i was considering but actually REJECTED to do a more #like. palatable idea and anyway. like. my speaking skills are good i want a do over please genuinely feel shitty because </3 i could have!! #anyway. uh. going through it. going though it . #i just want to win something without any work... sighs... i sound like a baby but IT'S TRUE I JUST WANT TO DO WELL #without putting much effort because every time i do put effort it ends up backfiring like. bro #earth cannot be flat because of the fact my life is going constantly downhill like. L. that kinda mood #anyway turned out as a kinda win but. uh. anyway sucks to be me ig! moral of the story - think before you act and uh. read perhaps

[skitskatdacat63]

For @sansebastinae and @boisinnot, my fellow saint seb truthers :)

+ the usual

Yayyyy finished a drawing! Haha only took me...2 weeks. I kept going back and forth on whether I could finish it tonight, and I really wasn't going to. But then I looked at the unfinished version on a different screen and was like oh? Not too bad actually?? So I finished it :) First of all, ofc, here is the process. Kinda weird seeing it for smth like this, it makes me feel like I'm the painter in rennaisance au, not Mark dhjfkf

Ah I was gonna draw a silly renaissance au comic to accompany this(read: lighten the mood), but it's 5 am and I've still not really drafted it well, so! I'd like to finish it at some point bcs I wanna draw more chibi comics, but when I finish smth, I can't help but immediately want to post it, so part 2 will have to wait. I'll show you the outline though so you can at least imagine 😭

^ So many renaissance and beyond paintings of Saint Sebastian are always the most horny thing ever. Like pre/early rennaisance, yeah he was naked and all that, but they were pretty chaste, and uhhhhh suffering?? Well the newer paintings are suffering, but in a different way, if you know what I mean.

So I feel like Mark's the type to be overly pedantic about it, and refuses to make borderline porn of a saint, I mean, god forbid, Seb!!! But then he just. Does anyways. Because he can't control his lust for Seb even when drawing him half dead. I just imagine him holding the paintbrush in a death grip like "must not be horny. Must not draw him sexy. Must make him chaste." And then he ends up with the one seen above. Seb is all smug about it. "Wow you'd wanna fuck me even while I'm all bloody and dying? 🥺"

Mark: "oh I'll make you bloody, alright."

But god so funny to imagine Seb doing all these different slutty poses, like arching his back as much as possible, the cloth nearly falling off at all times, etc etc. And Mark finally lands on this pose bcs he hopes the suffering will outweigh the horny. It doesn't. Also Seb is genuinely serious once he actually gets into the pose, focus mode on. And honestly that's even worse for Mark, bcs it's so much more arousing to see Seb in his element, focused. Tbf I think Seb could be drinking water, and Mark would still find some way to sexualize it. Don't look at his sketches!! They're just filled with Seb doing all kinds of random activities.

Also! Here is the painting I referenced this off of, must give credit where credit is due ofc

The Dying St. Sebastian by François Fabre

Also this isn't really relevant in the context of this drawing specifically. But I looked thru a bunch of Saint Sebastian paintings while trying to find one I could reference, and I came across this middle ages one that actually looks so much like boy king seb 😭 I guess it really is meant to be!

St Sebastian between St Roch and St Peter by Pietro Perugino

Lmao but do you see the difference between early rennaisance and later work???

#i cannot control myself anymore i must draw dark things :) #past 3/4 drawings have had blood i think 😭😭 old habits returning #BUT THIS SAINTLY OKAY ITS HOLY ITS FINE #also 005. when i said id draw you a saint seb seb i meant it!!! #<- tho mostly you changed your username when i was already drawing saint seb 😭 #but i was gonna dedicate it to you anyways :) so funny coincidence #i wasnt gonna put any lore in the read more cause i didnt think i had any #and then i did. as always. #if is say i have nothing to write just give me a min and i will sjdkfk #i dont draw nakedness im surprised this isnt too bad 😭😭 #also im happy cause i stopped myself from stressing over it being too overly detailed #loose fabric my behated 😡😡 but then i realized. i dont have to kms over it so i didnt! #still looks pretty good :) but i mostly like his torso face and hair ahhhh #lol also ik saint seb fits older seb better but. i like twink seb okay 🫣 also its an au thing so #MAN I WISH I FINISHED THE COMIC ACCOMPANIMENT #but it just wasnt clicking and i ended up drawing this first instead #but yes humbly please take my seb offering #f1 #formula 1 #<- again absurd to tag this at this point but idc #sebastian vettel #sv5 #catie.art. #martian #<- not inherently in the drawing itself BUT ITS THERE #tw blood #rennaisance muse au

[amidalas]

soooooooooooo fucking tired of working here where im just the forgettable front desk lady secretary who is the only one capable of taking accountability and responsibility

#like it's not even about the money anymore. I'm just getting looked past and forgotten and dismissed #like I offer my input in conversations I think I'm a part of and I don't even get acknowledged!! at all!! #and then the managers and the 'cool' people get invited out for lunch. and then they say oh we'll bring you something back! #and then they forget anyways #or I send emails and texts and they don't get read #or I get handed paperwork as the employees just chatter on #I have to make every phone call even though I have no information #or I have to explain everything multiple times and still take charge #and I have to deal with ALL of the walk in business because everyone else runs away! literally they scatter! #I'm just so fucking sick of it bro!!! #I've applied for 20+ jobs in 3 days!! #please hire me!