#april fools crabs

[darlindandelion]

sorry not sorry but this is the lamest april fools on tumblr

i miss the crabsssssss

#boop #april fools #april 1st #april fools day #crabs #april fools crabs #mishapocalypse

[thestaffoffice]

I do so adore receiving messages in the inbox. It’s like having little love letters written to me personally. Sometimes the love letters say “did you see this post?” and sometimes the love letters say “That post of yours made me laugh” and sometimes the love letters say “I feel sad, tell me something to make me feel better” and sometimes the love letters contain an incomprehensible combination of consonants that both confound and amuse me to no end. Yes, send me your “ASHSKSKSKFHFJ” and your “sQwkwkwlPP”. I see you. My heart is full.

#It’s like having a little messenger pigeon come to the window of my tower to deliver news. #thestaffoffice #staff interactions #staff 🦀 #/j for legal reasons #bring back the crabs #the staff office #staff #staff office asks #ask #not my gif #april fools crabs #sponsored pikachu man ad #/j por razones legales #lgbtq+ #kind sir #inbox #messages #flood my inbox #mail #you’ve got mail #snail mail #messenger pigeon #staff office inbox #happy new year #HNY #hny2023 #positivity #warm #my heart is full

[dj-crack]

I miss the crabs :(

#April fools crabs #April fools #April fools day #April 1st #matt rambles

[uh0hhowunfortunate]

Why does everyone on this godforsaken site have crabs now????

#so many crabs #hermit crab #horseshoe crab #crabs my beloved #april fools crabs #bring back the crabs #crabs

[ahedderick]

Nostalgia for yesteryear

Well, the Tumblr Booper-Fool's Day is very, very appropriate for the userbase. However, I more than a bit nostalgic for the crabs. Do-it-yourself it is, then!

This is a mix of top-stitching and applique techniques that might not go over very well in a formal quilt competition, but all my work is for home use only. I stitch according to my fickle heart.

Feel free to reblog and tag a friend to 'crab' them in addition to the Booping!

(He's shiiiiiiiiny,)

#april fool's day #artblr #artist #crab #time for crab #quilt #quiltblr #quilting #sewing sewblr #hexagonal decapod #he doesn't have the full number of legs because I have Limits!

[crabsnpersimmons]

Boop

another boop! this time it's Moon's turn!

context: Clip's april fools prank this year was hiding away all of his and Sun's clothes and leaving them with cat onesies—Moon's is too small for him...

no Clip still hasn't brought them back their clothes yet

and here's Sun's onesie!

(also to the anon who guessed i would go with a TOO SMALL cat onesie for Moon: hehe we're on the same wavelength, friend!)

#fnaf moon #New Do Same You AU #Moon New Do Same You AU #fnaf dca #dca fandom #april fools 2024 #boop #like Sun in his oversized onesie #Moon cannot move in his undersized onesie #or it will rip #Moon just wants his rabbit onesie back #its his comfort clothing #crab art #traditional art

[eldritch-elrics]

obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs

#i should check out this game when it comes out it looks great #another crab's treasure #dark souls #april fool's day #video #my post

[ingo-ingoing-ingone]

This is where I ended up for today! XD I was asleep last night, and my app isn't up to date (and desktop version is SUPER janky on mobile) so booping at work was hard

So I spent the last hour booping people XD I got a lot of errors BUT I HAD A BLAST THANK U FOR BOOPING ME

If it's still here tomorrow I'm gonna go for 1000 boops

#if you booped me and i forgot to boop back i am sorry lol #i still appreciate you :) #best tumblr april fools tbh #and i loved the crabs and tumblr memories a lot #10/10 feature

[jess-total-mess]

I went digging through youtube, old posts, and shitty websites, along with my memories, and here you go! Hopefully these are accurate.

2013 — Unoffical Tumblr event “Mishapocalypse” happened, an online flash mob event wherein which Tumblrinas change their profile pictures to a specific picture of Misha Collins of Supernatural fame.

2014 — Users were given the option to get Tumblr Pro for free, and those who accepted were given top hats on their icons. Prompty after this, @staff announced that “Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day.”

2015 — The “Executive Suite 2016 Productivity Edition” essentially changed Tumblr into office software, allowing spreadsheets for memes, calculators that gave incorrect answers, and Coppy. Who gave “helpful tips”.

2016 — Tumblr voted to select the “new lizard king”, from Rick, Debrah, Mop and Wretched Tooth. However, more famously, an edited @staff post reads “for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits”.

2017 — The Tumblr Horse Game was a feature that, when clicked, took users to a game wherein you had to collect shit from a pixelated horse. If you failed to do so, the horse died.

2018 — The answer to Bitcoin, is Tumblcoin! A parody of crytocurency.

2019 — Tumblr Memories, in which Tumbeasts were set loose. Remember them? The mascot from 2011, for service interruption announcements.

2020 — There was seemingly no prank this year. This was COVID-19.

2021 — Tumblr released “non-fungible tumblcryptids”, a parody of NFTs. There was a supposedly limited amount of them.

2022 — A light switch, when activated, would open up a variety of colourful things on the desktop dashboard, including a “Summon Crab!” button, which would summon a crab when activated. Other buttons made different sounds.

2023 — A feature similar to the Discord reaction function was temporarily added, using basic emojis.

2024 — Every user was given the option to opt-in to the boop o meter, and could boop, super boop, and evil boop other users who also opted in, earning up to three badges by doing so.

#april fools #tumblr meta #boop o meter #tumblr memories #tumbeasts #non fungible tumblcryptids #summmon crab #tumblcoin #coppy #tumblr horse game #tumblr pro #mishapocalypse #new lizard king #boop

[too-cool-for-facebook]

I

LOVE

this website

#only on tumblr #tumblr #tumblr staff #staff #tumblr april fools #time for crab #tumblr crabs

[vylore]

#poll #polls #tumblr #emoji reactions #emoji #april fools #wtf #who will wil #caterpillar #cheese #crab #4 #ghost #horse #sock

[mizuribbons]

imagine if

tumblr april fools 2022: there are crabs on your dashboard

tumblr april fools 2023: there are buttons that do different things (like cheese to cover a post with cheese, and crabs that dance)

tumblr april fools 2024: you can boop people

tumblr april fools 2025: you can cover crabs on your dashboard with cheese

tumblr april fools 2026: you can boop crabs on your dashboard

tumblr april fools 2027: you can cheesy boop people (booping them and covering them with cheese)

tumblr april fools 2028: you can cheesy boop crabs on your dashboard

#star's thoughts #boop o meter #tumblr boop #boop #crabs #tumblr crabs #april fools #tumblr #tumblr april fools #dashboard crabs

[thestaffoffice]

Since I made this shitty excuse for a satire blog during the first week of April, it has grown to over 500 followers. Over 500 in two months.

It is incomprehensible. Inconceivable. And yet here we are. You are consuming my shitty, shitty content.

Thank you for stopping by. The content will continue to be terrible.

Disregards,

— The (Allegedly) Staff (Allegedly) Office (Allegedly).

#tell me why #thestaffoffice #500 followers #staff interactions #staff 🦀 #bring back the crabs #/j for legal reasons #the staff office #staff #april fools #april fools crabs #brick whartley

[frick-yes-dragons]

soz I fucked up the first one bc I forgot 2023 is a year that exists but here's v2

I wasn't even here for most of these but I've done my research and I'm genuinely curious how boops rate compared to the past pranks!

there's not an option for 2020 because there was no prank that year LOL and please excuse me for any inaccuracies and uhh reblog for sample size

#boop #boops #boopometer #boop-o-meter #post reactions #april fools #april fools day #april fools 2024 #clikcathon #crabs #NFTumblrcryptids #tumblr memories #memories #tumblcoin #horse friend #lizard election #decision 2016 #tumblr executive suite #coppy #mishapocalypse #tumblr pro #tumbeasts #polls #tumblr polls

[defectivegembrain]

I'm actually glad the paws only appear when you boop someone else random paws suddenly appearing would have overwhelmed me especially with the frequency at which people have been doing it

#i did not participate in crab day because i found that overwhelming #booping #april fools event #boop

[lmnlad]

GET BOOPED (with the intention of pressing the cat button repeatedly)

#uni kicking me in the ahh #i miss the crabs #lad.lore #april fool's day #boop o meter