you're really just going to show me Etho slab trying to seduce Joel smallishbeans into giving him his heart with sappy mushy words and tell me that they're not the gayest maniac evildoers in the history of ever??
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How about I buy a buttplug that has the shape of a 🌻 instead? Just a thought
That would be cute.
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The Visitor
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Socialising. Yay! Myne’s favourite thing to do! She loves talking to people when she could be reading books! It’s great... Haha.. Wonderful in fact. Not frustrating in the slightest. She even has a game of shogi to lose! Whoohoo! Now, don’t get me wrong, Myne doesn’t dislike her cousin, but he likes talking about business. Not books. And talking means she’s not reading. Then again... Maybe she can use his business skills for something else? Maybe he knows how friendships work? They’re basically business transactions right? Myne isn’t exactly sure about that part, but she’s pretty sure she’s read about that being the case somewhere. Eh. She’ll figure it out.
Probably.
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My favourite thing about tumblr, that in my opinion makes it far superior to other social media sites, is that new posts live side by side with old posts. These days, there’s a prioritization of new content. It not only shortens the lifespan of people’s work, memes and such, but it also devalues the work that goes into making certain things.
Sure, a lot of posts are just random thoughts spewed into the ether, but some posts are carefully crafted videos, photos, artwork, prose, that take the creator a considerable amount of time and effort to craft. So, as a content creator, it’s nice to see that you can put work into a piece of content on here and it can have a life of its own. Unlike other platforms where posts live and die in a matter of day, sometimes, hours
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"The real point of Hbomberguy's video is being lost because people would rather clown on James specifically!" Nah man I think we're all just shocked by the depths of this particular example, I promise people are very much able to care about two things at once.
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Have a sign from Grand Marais, MI that’s haunted me since childhood
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half this site will call you a rape apologist if you admit to ever having enjoyed a cartoon boob and the other half will call you a puritanical cuck if you think incest porn is gross
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