a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic
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🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes
🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.
🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes
🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!
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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
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oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.
"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin
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oh BTW here's my teeny tiny list of my favourite pigeon species
White breasted ground dove
Nicobar pigeon
Cinnamon headed green pigeon
Yellow footed green pigeon
Pheasant pigeon
Yellow breasted fruit dove
Many coloured fruit dove
Crowned pigeon
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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neil gaiman, i must ask, WILL THEY KISS AGAIN IN SEASON THREE?????
thank you for your time
Having seen how badly the kiss in Season 2 went down, I cannot imagine any more kissing in the future.
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they should invent friends that do not live so fucking far
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OK but what if I did a Lil beep beep ; how's my portrayal ??
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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
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Nobody is obligated to write femslash as "activism." Actual feminism doesn't involve policing what women choose to create in their leisure time. That is actual misogyny.
Wrong writing femslash is actually mandatory and the only way society can progress forward
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hey autistic people who get overwhelmed by large groups or noise or conversation or etc etc etc you’re not evil for wanting to leave a family gathering. just so you know.
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I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times
Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use
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