#ass anon

[tf2fansderogatory]

okay but hear me out. sometimes the support classes get together and they hole up in someone’s room to have mean girls-esque sleepover parties where they dress up fancy and paint their nails and talk about boys n shit. i have no justifications for these thoughts i just need to get them out of my system and talk about them RIGHT NOW because i sure as hell have been thinking about them - 🍑

medic forces the other two into it. he is SO ready to let out his teenage girl in a 2000s comedy, he has his phone chord to wrap around his finger, his pink fluffy carpet to lay on and kick his feet, his sparkly diary to write about boys in.... He is prepared.

sniper agrees to it reluctantly because he has no excuse not to. medic tries to paint his nails and he's like. u wot. and medic is like you know. a manicure. girls get them all the time. and sniper is so confused because he thought that some women and drag queens or whatever just have colourful claws. It's paint??? his entire worldview is shattered.

spy refuses to come but medic is not the most ethical so he does some #kidnapping with his ✨🌈bff and now spy has no choice 🥰. he spends most of the night tied to a chair with ribbons and he pouts. sniper and medic have a pillow fight and he gets beaned in the face so hard he almost breaks his nose. he finally, begrudgingly, opens up when they start gossiping. and once he gets going? you cant shut him up. he hasn't had a cig in 6 hours, he's losing circulation in his tiny, tiny limbs from being tied to the chair, this is all he has left. oh did you know demoman had a phonecall with his mom the other day? it was ROUGH. and dont get him STARTED on saxton hale.... did you know that bitch shoulderchecked him in the hallway and didn't even say "g'day mate?" and oh, sorry medic, but he saw heavy checking out engie.... that whore. sniper and medic end up so angry at everyone on the team they let spy go and end the sleep over to go murder them all.

#answered by heidi #spy #sniper #medic #ass anon

[aldoesthings]

ok since you want more here's a take

hannibal the type to actually leave bite marks on his ass. first time it's on impulse and he gets embarrassed bc will laughs at him for days after.

will buys a shirt that reads "my husband: a pain in the ass" and he's too winded from laughing he can barely put it on

THIS IS YOUR BEST ONE YET it’s not even a take it’s just canon

#the messiah has spoken #you know what i’ll make a tag #ass anon #here we go #al speaks #asks #hannibal #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter

[taetaespeaches]

The moment i saw notif of u attending to some asks, I'm here to tell you my 🍑 thoughts.

To make the story short, hobi's party, jessi, + 6 boyfriends with gfs. The girls (mainly Holly and Peaches and Petal/ Dear) got a moment with Jessi and her ass and boobies. And therefore, kid have gone mad and crazy, while cuddling with her sick honey boy. And there's Min being all fond and in love and being a little shit to his baby to make her go 🤬 🔥 😭

- ass anon

Please why am I cackling hahaha poor kid :( she just wanted some ass and tiddies 😭 the way holly and peaches and dear would be obsessed with jessi though oh my godddd. Petal too but she’s a bit preoccupied by her hot boyfriend and his amazing music 😩

#ass anon #asks #I’m giggling this is so silly and funny #Yoongi would be reminding kid that she can look at his ass all she wants #cue kid: *sigh* yeah. #longterm-couples #concepts #min/kid

[bottomcyclonus]

My sister is a total cunt and around when we were kids, 12 (her) and 15 (me), she became a really big fan of that Jesus guy, but in a ‘if you wear lipstick that’s TOO red you’re clearly a whore who is doing naughty things with the devil’ and ‘all “dark” animals like black cats, snakes, rats, spiders, and bats were sent by the devil himself”. W e had an older home, and the way it was set up is that one of our vents had a chute that went over the porch, and you could look down it and see basically right over the porch itself. This is relevant because I, at the time, really wanted a cat and our parents were considering it. However, cheese cunt (my nickname for her which she hated <3) saw me looking at an adoption page for a black cat. She absolutely lost it and said that I was trying to bring the devil into our home and that I was going to hell and that that cat was evil and going to claw out my eyes in my sleep. We got in a BIG fight over that. By the time we moved out there were still puncture marks in the wall from where she went at me with a fork. Back to the porch and vent. Kind of. I _needed_ to get this bitch, so I recruited two of my good friends who I knew would be ready to commit a fuckery. One of them had a pet snake (which I think she found in her yard and abducted adopted) and she fed him frozen mice and whatnot. Obviously we weren’t going to involve her snake, but the frozen mice? Those were fair game. Her job was to bring the mice and help behind the scenes. My other friend, he’s a big guy, intimidating if you don’t know him, *his* job was to be the devil. We’d found a dead bat in my attic (again old house) and made it look alive with popsicle sticks, then tied it to a string wound through the vent. We planned the fuckery for when our parents were staying at a hotel for their anniversary, so we were home alone all weekend. We had a pizza box as bait outside, with the frozen mice inside arranged in a pentagram. My guy friend was dressed up in a stereotypical grim reaper outfit, big black cloak, white ghoulish face, lantern, the works. We waited around until night, then he rang the door bell and hid, with the pizza box left on the porch, just far out enough that you would have to step outside. Me and my friend were in the bathroom when then happened so that my sister would have to go look. In reality, she was waiting above, ready with the bat, and I was hiding behind the garage door, which was right next to our front door. The moment I hear my sister let go of the door I gently closed it and locked it on her. I heard her scream and the sound of her dropping the pizza box, which was my friends cue to drop the bat on her and dance it around. At this point she’s freaking out and trying to get back inside, screaming and shrieking. I turn off the porch light, and from the shadows across the street, emerges my friend, face dimly lit by the lantern in his hand. I had to muffle my laughter with my fist in my mouth cause my sister is yelling like she’s going to die, which yeah, I can see her thinking that. All my friend had to do was walk across the street and point at her to get her to start crying, and she bolted into our backyard, where she tried to get in through the back door that was unfortunately for her, locked, courtesy of me. We made her stay out there for an hour or so, giving us time to put everything back to normal and sober ourselves up from laughing so hard. Then I let her back in and acted like I didn’t know anything. We got the cat and I named him Pizza.

THIS IS A TRANSFORMERS BLOG

#GOD #its been so long since somebody sent me some WILD ass shit like this #askbox confessional time ig????? #anon #askies #long post

[sofiaruelle]

Idk if your avoiding spoilers or not but when I saw Sam's winter glow up I immediately got excited to see your reaction to it

Hahahah nope not avoiding any spoilers. I am living vicariously through people playing because the update is not available for the ipad yet. 😭😭😭

Samson Samsonite Sammy Sam Sam boi. Looking saur baby gorl 💅 with his lil beanie. I'm mostly surprised he was able to fit all that hair underneath his hat hahaha. Also can't help it but also draw his other 2/3s.

#stardew valley #stardew valley ass gang #stardew valley sam #stardew valley abigail #stardew valley sebastian #sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv Sebastian #sdv ass gang #how do they not have frost bite with all that metal on their face??? idk #i was SWEATING drawing this #it might be sprinf somewhere else in the world #but its summer in the PH baby #and Booiiiiiii i gat 2 electric fans on my person #in the words of our witchy queen of the west #IM MELTING MELLLLLTING #oh wahat a worlllldddd #also please donate to my PC funds and #my commissions are open~ #stardew valley winter #narwhal speaks #anon

[worldformula]

you don’t know what you’re asking for.

#ffxiv #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #hermes ffxiv #emet selch #fandaniel #ff14 #Finally my last comic of the year #Been obsessed w like 30 different concepts lately so I crammed 5 of them into this cheers #Also to that sweet anon in my ask box I shall post what you seek I prommy ❤️ #This is a long ass post but like look upon my metaphors boy #endwalker spoilers

[deep-space-lines]

okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

#my art #my writing #who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life) #i dont know what this even is #i just work here #disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like. #most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis #so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps #i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction #if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #blood #love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

[tf2fansderogatory]

i love the idea of both scout and spy being artsy little dipshits. scout's the one that's good at sketches and lineart but spy's the one who's real good with painting and colors. sometimes they come together and give each other art tips and they set up spy's big canvas and they do over each other's art in their own style and make fun of each other and laugh and it's the closest thing to father-son bonding time they get and i will not let go of this now - 🍑

they never admit they like each other's art ever. every compliment/tip is given so aggressively the others think its a declaration of war.

scout sees spy painting and hes like "wow nice colours DIPSHIT 😡 i bet you took inspiration from 'FaMoUs ClAsSiCaL pAIntErS' and studied their ~technique~"

spy sees scout drawing comic panels and he snickers and says "HA! your light source is inconsistent and your penmanship is SLOPPY! I bet you would be able to improve if you used storyboards beforehand, like a FUCKING IDIOT"

scout walks into spy's study and starts throwing weaponized sketches at his head like "I MADE SOMETHING ASSHOLE YOU SHOULD LOOK AT IT IM PROUD OF HOW IVE IMPROVED 🤬🤬🤬"

#spy #scout #ass anon #answered by heidi

[aldoesthings]

since we're on this topic i should bring up that this one fic. i think the excerpt went like "will would never truly know if eating out was always this carnal and passionate, or if hannibal was just a pervert" and. i think about it a lot.

OH MY GODJDJAJDJS??? THATSSJSJWJSKD

#that’s fucking hysterical oh my god #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #al speaks #asks #ass anon

[piercethedoll]

guess my height :P 💟

#anons are welcome #thicc girls #emo girl #squishy girls #pale girl #soft girl #squishy #big tiddy gf #big tiddy goth girl #thick hips #on my knees #knee socks #leggings #tight tshirt #young and tight #tight clothes #kneeling #natural titts #natural #hips & ass

[taetaespeaches]

i wanna say kid is one hell of a lucky girl :33

https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cf2I7SZlbav/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

- the anon who talks about ass and yoongi and jk

Bestie please I'm already going through it with him 😩 kid is the chosen one

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#ass anon #< hahahaha idk??? #asks #love how you literally just come in here and put us all through it. thanks babe. i actually do appreciate it <3

[the1trueanon]

actor au wally for you guys to nom on while i work on oc/story lore :3 i agree he's adorable, but also like. the prettiest man. ever. and i would tell that to his face. everyday.

actor au belongs to @frillsand >w< i love their work and au so much

alt version under the cut, done by request of a very good friend -w-

hehehehe oh to give him a smooch and watch him turn as red as his bow >:3

#i think his apple sweater is one of my absolute favorite outfits for him #ALSO #I FUCKING LOVE HIS EYES LIKE #BROWN EYES WITH A TOUCH OF RED IN THEM???? MMMMMMM 👌✨✨✨✨ #DELICIOUS. BEAUTIFUL. SOME OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE EYES 😍 #he's absolutely gorgeous -w- #an absolute diva ass bitch #but pretty and adorable and secretly the sweetest lil bean #i love him -w- #and i love the lore for him and sage ive got for this au :3 i think you guys are gonna love it too hehehehehe #anon's art #anon's doodles #welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home au #wally darling #wh wally #welcome home wally #wally fanart #wally my beloved #wally au #welcome home wally darling #actor wally darling #actor wally au #diva wally #diva wally au #welcome home actor au #actor au #anon rambles in the tags

[temeyes]

banging fists on table NIKTO

SHASHAHS WHY HE'S SO HARD TO DRAW,,,,,??

#nikto/and any other mask operator >>> konig LOL #i've been wanting to draw for this ask for a while.. but i was lowkey afraid to draw nikto #cuz.. i mean look at his design.. i dont get it!!! LMAO #i have like 4 sketch attempts before this.. #but ngl nikto has pretty eyes #this looks so half assed GOD im so sorRY BUT I'LL PROLLY TRY DOODLING NIKTO MORE.. cuz i kinda like him now HAHA #answered asks #anon #my art #2024 #call of duty #cod #nikto #nikto cod

[n33dydoll]

Hi everyone!!! :3

Since I’ve been getting the same questions over again I thought I’ll do one of these information thingys

sooooo

I’m Jules/Juliane but seriously call me whatever you want:3

I’m eighteen

I’m a sub

I’m five foot one

I can speak 🇩🇪🇵🇱🇬🇧

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I feel like I want to try everything at least once so I will just say that my limit is scat and vomit, everything else I will give a try at least once!!!

I’m very much into choking,age gaps and older men:3

If you are under 18 pls do not interact with me and don’t report if you don’t like something, just block me.

Remember that I don’t owe you anything by posting and I don’t owe you anything if you send me a dick pic.

I don’t answer people in my DMs who just say “hi/hey” , “you’re hot” , “do you send?” etc. be more creative if you want to get my attention…😇

🎀My snapchat is: juless.mrt🎀

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If u want to see my small body look at the #look at me! hashtag🎀

If you want to see some asks that I’ve answered look at the #anon ask hashtag🎀

I dunno, personal stuff-> #personal

BACKUP -> @n333dydoll

#look at me! #anon ask #he can choke me #bd/sm daddy #bd/sm community #wet and needy #edging kink #eat my pussy #wet ass pussy #needy wh0re #degrade and humiliate me #make me squirm #on my knees #attention wh0r3 #daddy’s good girl #personal

[chongoblog]

So how many years has ******** ***** been a ******?! Because that is fucking tragic.

S!

#also i do know what anon means and i would win $1000 for this #and the answer is a long ass time