"So who cares if I want to hang out with the lab "weirdo"?" would it be possible for you to write this?
Sooo...ahem. Apparently my fanfic department in my brain went on an extended holiday until now (about time, muses, it's already 2023!)
Anyway, some Tuggoffelees and some mute!Mistoffelees (and anthropomorphic cats edition, like some of my previous fics), with the university setting as in a few fics I'd done with this character set-up. Going with a geology class because a) I've been studying it at uni (doing a Masters in it) and b) I can imagine Misto being drawn in by the beauty of rocks and minerals.
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If Tugger were to be honest with himself, the only reason he took that undergraduate introductory geology class was because of that cute, mute boy who never said a word in their classes. Jemima had mentioned him before as her new flatmate and how they had become tight besties from day one when he'd moved in over the summer; Mistoffelees--that was his name--was virtually mute but still expressed marvelously. Jemima had constantly gushed about how amazing he was at dancing and how fluid he was at every move, whipping her phone out at one point to show him--and it had been love at first sight. Tugger had been floored by the short videos and had asked if he might be in some of his classes. He was surprised when Jemima had mentioned that he was taking the same advanced performing arts classes as he, for he was positive he would’ve seen him. Nevertheless, Tugger had wasted no time in adding an undergrad geology class when Jemima had mentioned him taking one, though he had little interest in the subject.
He was likely to fail it, but hey, if it meant a chance...
"You're late again, Tugger."
The lead lab demonstrator's hawkish eyes landed on him the moment he stepped through the door, backpack slung over one shoulder, half-open to the point it was a miracle nothing had fallen out on the way.
Tugger leaned his hip against the doorway, winking and grinning at the disapproving demonstrator.
"I'm never late, always right on time."
The demonstrator tutted, rolled her eyes and jabbed a finger in the direction of a table with a lone student sitting there, hunched over his notes and lab book, looking deep in concentration, a rock balanced in one hand. An unopened, unused lab work sat in front of an empty chair next to the student, along with a large box of what looked like rocks.
They all look the same to me.
He glanced at the student, and then stared as he recognised the cute new flatmate of Jemima’s from her video clips and photos.
Tugger was sure that his heart rate was now triple its normal rate. Fate had seemed to favour him today!
Mistoffelees!
Throwing another wink, mouthing "thanks!" at the demonstrator (who had now turned her back on him), Tugger strode to the table, pulling out the empty chair and flopping down in it as dramatically as he could, dropping his backpack carelessly on the floor. The constant thrum of chatter and the occasional thunk from someone dropping a rock on a table didn’t appear to bother Mistoffelees at all.
"Hey," Tugger whispered by way of greeting, as he flipped the lab book in front of him open. "You must be Mistoffelees, huh?"
Mistoffelees paused to glance up for half a second at him then back down at his notes, but nodded in response, in the middle of sketching a careful drawing of the rock in his hand.His sketches looked so carefully done and not messy at all, with arrows drawn and labeled with steady fingers. Tugger caught himself staring at Mistoffelees’ fingers, marveling at how long they were.
He cleared his throat, both to get Mistoffelees’ attention and to snap himself out of it.
"My friend--your flatmate--Jemima has told me alll about you, you know." Tugger leaned back, hands clasped behind his head, completely ignoring the line of annoyance starting to form between Mistoffelees' eyebrows. "She showed me a clip of you dancing--damn. You're fabulous--I haven't seen anyone dance like you do!"
Mistoffelees’ sketching didn’t slow down any, but Tugger could have sworn up and down he saw a tug of a smile at the corner of the other’s mouth, the line between his eyebrows fading a little.
Tugger began flipping through the pages of the lab book, not really paying attention to whatever was written or drawn on the leaves.
“She told me you’re in the same advanced dance performing arts classes as me--but you couldn’t come along? Or...” Tugger caught his eye and winked. “You’re too good for us peasants right?”
Mistoffelees shook his head, a hint of confusion in his eyes.
“I was just kidding,” Tugger assured, but Mistoffelees only looked more confused before shrugging and returning to his work. “I’ll lose but I’m down for a dance off competition with you after class if you came along to them.”
Mistoffelees’ hand jerked, scrawling an unintentional line across a new sketch of a different rock. With a short sigh, he grabbed his eraser and rubbed vigorously at the paper to remove the scrawl. Was it Tugger’s imagination or did Mistoffelees’ shoulders appear more hunched, tensed? Or that his hand had momentarily quivered above the sketch before quickly resuming it like everything was fine?
Catching one of the demonstrators walking pointedly in his direction, Tugger reached forward and pulled his box of sample rocks toward him, picking one up in his hand like he had been studying it all along. It was a dark rock, it felt heavy, and it was...a rock. A short thumbs-up to the demonstrator to show he was definitely working was met with a skeptical look and then a shrug before moving on to someone else asking for help with a question.
Tugger flicked the pages until he found the intro page (so. Much. TEXT.) and began skimming over it, until he found a section explaining deeper about the three broad categories of rocks: sedimentary, igneous, and metamorphic. His mind was wandering too much to really concentrate properly on them, drifting back off to the videos Jemima had shown him of Mistoffelees’ dance prowess. Those fouettes, those jetes, those arabesques! They were just...something else.And that...
That...
Conjuring Turn.
That’s what Jemima had said it was.
And he believed her when she said that the video did zero justice to that level of skill and talent.
A poke just above his elbow jerked him out of the daydream, turning his head see Mistoffelees looking at him with a hint of amusement in the slight upturn of the corners of his mouth.
“Hmm?”
Mistoffelees tapped his pencil against a blank page, where he had written, fave rock? You’re looking at it like it’s the love of your life.
A nervous laugh from Tugger, though it sounded a little strained to his own ears. “Uh, nah, rocks look the same to me.”
Mistoffelees raised an eyebrow, tilting his head as though to ask, really?
“I mean, not literally,” Tugger said, rubbing his thumb over the rock in his hand. “This one is clearly a black rock with, uh...” he pursed his lips, rubbing his chin as he scrutinised what else he could see about it. “Ooh, those are interesting patterns on its surface.”
Mistoffelees smiled, eyes lighting up in such a way it made Tugger’s heart miss about six or seven beats before pounding in his chest to catch up.
Damn. Jemima could’ve warned me how cute he is!
Tugger rubbed his thumb over the shell-like curves on the rock’s surface, feeling its tiny ridges on his skin. He didn’t care for rocks, but he wasn’t going to lie, this was a beautiful specimen.
A pencil tap on his hand drew his attention again to Mistoffelees, who pointed at more things written on the sheet.
Obsidian. Igneous. Minimal crystal growth due to fast cooling of extruded lava. Conchoidal fracturing (shell-like). Pretty, isn’t it?
Tugger grinned. “It’s pretty, but not as pretty as your eyes right now.”
Mistoffelees’ eyes grew round at his response, pencil slipping from between his fingers as he fumbled with it, looking back down from Tugger after a second or two.
Does he know how his eyes light up with happiness?
He really needed to talk to Jemima about warning him beforehand of the cuteness of her flatmates in future.
“Jemima tells me you love rocks. I never got it but...”
Then why? Were the next two words from Mistoffelees. Why are you here?
Tugger shrugged. “Just needed an extra class, I guess.”
Like he was going to tell Mistoffelees it was just because he wanted to be closer to him. Maybe one day he’ll tell him that, but certainly not right now. He didn’t want to scare Mistoffelees off before the lab was even over.
Tossing the obsidian back into the sample box, Tugger picked up another rock, one that was tan in colour and had a couple very tiny shells in it. It felt sandy against his palm and under his thumb.
“I imagine you know what this one is too?”
He watched Mistoffelees’ hand writing across the page, recalling again how graceful his hands had looked in Jemima’s videos.
Sandstone. Sedimentary. Feldspar and quartz very common in this rock. Formed over millions of years by compaction.
“Oh yeah, quartz,” Tugger recalled from whatever he had skimmed over in the lab book. “Silicon or something, right?”
SiO2.
He also randomly remembered another snatch of information from the previous class.
“Wait...isn’t sandstone the only rock that has fossils?”
Mistoffelees shook his head, before quickly writing again.
Sedimentary rocks, including sandstone. All sedimentary rocks can contain fossils.
Tugger pointed at one of the tiny shells embedded in the rock. “So this dude here is a fossil?”
A nod from Mistoffelees, who was now smiling a little, eyes lighting up again as they had before. Again, Tugger’s heart skipped a beat when they made eye contact--even if it was only for a split second before Mistoffelees quickly looked away and back down at his own work.
He’s so...adorable? Cute? Um? Jemima, we’re gonna talk.
Tugger tried to force his brain to focus on the lab at hand as Mistoffelees pointedly busied himself with answering more lab questions, but it was hard. Hard to focus when it was so sunny outside, when he kept thinking about the dance videos on Jemima’s phone, considering if he should go ahead and ask for Misto’s number after lab, and--
“Ahem.”
A handed padded its way onto the lab-book, drawing his attention up to another girl who he didn’t know, looking intently at him.
“Hey,” she said, jerking a thumb back at her table, “Why’re you hanging out with this weirdo? Wouldn’t you rather sit with us?”
Did she just...call Mistoffelees...a weirdo? What is this, high-school again?
“What’d you call Mistoffelees?”
The girl scoffed. “He’s a weirdo, he never talks, never makes eye contact with you,”
Tugger remembered Jemima saying that Mistoffelees had autism, and that it was natural for him to avoid eye contact or want some space, and he was also pretty much mute.
“Neurodivergency exists you know,” Tugger said airily, “And who cares if I want to hang out with the lab “weirdo”? It’s not high-school anymore.”
“Really?” the girl looked disappointed. “I thought you’d like--”
“Thanks but no thanks. I’m fine here. He knows lots of cool things about rocks, and he’s my bestie’s flatmate. I don’t think she’d appreciate you calling him names either.”
“Fine, I give up then.”
With that, the girl flounced off back to her own group.
See you never.
He felt Mistoffelees staring at him, the sounds of the pencil scratching on paper having come to a complete silence. When Tugger looked over at him with a wink, the other quickly looked down at his lab book,
“Don’t worry about her--I’ve got your back. As does Jemima.”
Thanks, but you didn’t have to. I’m used to it.
“Doesn’t make it okay, y’know? You’re worth so much more--bet she can’t even tell a fouette from a pirouette. Hell, she’s probably never heard of either of those terms. Kinda sound like pastries now I think about it. French pastries, naturally.”
Now I’m hungry, Mistoffelees wrote.
“You’re welcome.” Tugger winked. “And you’re welcome to sit with me if you ever wanted to come to the advanced dance class too you know. I wouldn’t mind having you for company.”
Thanks. I’ll see.
“Just think about it. It’d be cool to see you there too. I promise not to annoy you...” Tugger added a little laugh before, “Much.”
I’d like to get back to study. Leave me be.
“Oh yeah, course.” Tugger looked back down at the huge blocks of words. To his brain it just seemed like a wall of text. He sorely wished there was a TL;DR summary or something in a box at the bottom of the page.
And, again, his brain wandered back to those dazzling videos.
The fouettes, the pirouettes, the arabesques, the grande plies...
So perfect, so flawless, so...magical. Graceful. Phenomenal. Stunning. Mystical.
I really, really hope I see him in advanced dance class soon...
If all those videos of his dance, the way his eyes shone when “talking” about rocks, and just how adorable he looked...
If this wasn’t love at first sight, well...then Tugger had no clue what that would be instead.
Look out, Jemima, I’ll be talking your ears off asking about Mistoffelees tonight. And about how you should’ve warned me on how cute he is. He is impossibly cute and talented.
He really really hoped more than ever to see him in the next advanced dance class tomorrow afternoon, just so he could see Mistoffelees’ dance moves in real life, and not “just” from videos on Jemima’s phone.
If he’s amazing in her videos, what is he like in real life? Beyond perfect, probably.
And Tugger would no doubt fall even more in love with him.
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Cats The Musical Autism Headcanons
because these kitties are autistic okay!! honestly i think all the characters can be autistic these are just the ones i have specific ideaz for :3
mungojerrie & rumpleteazer (cause the twins definitely share some traits lol)
- the talking talkers… they’re both hyper-verbal :) while their chattiness can sometimes help with their schemes (they like to engage a friendly policeman in conversation!) but usually they just talk cat’s ears off cause they like talking
- always up in each other’s space, these two have very little sense of personal space and are always grabbing each other’s shoulders/arms or leaning on each other, snuggling, or generally being close to each other
- both love jumping up and down or running around to stim! sometimes they link arms and run in a circle for minutes at a time just to get their energy out
- they’re pretty spontaneous when it comes to their heists, usually jumping into it before fully working out a plan, but both can get very upset when something goes wrong/doesn’t go their way
mungojerrie
- TERRIBLE with eye contact, he’s always looking at everything except the person he’s talking to. definitely adds to his kinda ‘shifty’ reputation
- loves oral stimming, usually chewelry or something of the sort, but will absentmindedly chew on p much anything in his reach (pens, plastic, teazer’s arm, etc)
- has poor volume control, tends to talk just a bit too loud or too quiet depending on the situation
- tends to accidentally interrupt/talk over others cause he doesn’t really understand their cues
rumpleteazer
- very touchy-feely… but only on her terms! she loves initiating snuggles hugs or play-fights, but if someone touches her when she’s not expecting/in the mood, she won’t hesitate to take a swipe at em (jerrie is usually the only exception)
- tippy-toe walks alllll the time. helpful for moving quietly when she needs to but will do it for no reason at all
- loves to give cats nicknames, but doesn’t understand how they work so just decides on random nouns to call her friends
- has a hard time understanding metaphors and sarcasm
etcetera
- THE STIMMER!! she loves to stim! usually flapping her paws, tapping her toes, or bouncing in place, but pretty much any repetitive movement is a stim for her <3
- related to her stimming, she cannot sit still! she’s always moving around, playing with toys, or shifting from side to side even when she’s supposed to stay still
- loves to knit or crochet with jenny, since its repetitive and keeps her hands busy, plus she gets a cute scarf at the end!
- has echolalia, she often repeats words/sounds other cats say, usually just to feel it in her mouth
mistoffelees
- non/semi-verbal, only speaks when he’s very comfortable or around certain cats (like victoria or tugger)
- loves to perform but is naturally quite shy and quiet, so tends to lean on his ‘stage persona’ to express his more dramatic and expressive side! when he isn’t in that mindset though he’s very aloof
- very diligent about keeping himself clean and tidy. he can feel when even one tuft of fur is out of place and it BOTHERS him
- has hypersomnia, he’s always sleepy and gets worn out pretty quick (especially after his bigger magical feats)
- has very specific day to day routines (wakes up at a specific time, visits the junkyard on specific days of the week, etc) gets really frustrated and stressed if they’re interrupted or changed
- he’s a house-cat, but refuses to wear a collar (he hates how it feels)
sillabub
- didn’t speak for a long time growing up, but at like age 4 (in cat years) suddenly started speaking in full sentences. demeter was very surprised
- has a (terrifying) habit of slipping into this wide-eyed hundred yard stare when she zones out. it took a while for everyone to get used to that
- very sensitive to lights and colors, she’s the first to notice when the light shifts ever so slightly, and too-bright lights or colors are very overstimulating for her
- doesn’t like being touched except by her moms and sister (demeter & bomba and electra, respectively) and even then only in certain moments
- special interest is the night sky, she knows all the names of the constellations and can tell you the phase of the moon on any given night
- makes A LOT of eye contact
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we are the april fools
welcome to the brain cell of the admin team working! we love a good bit so, here is a compilation of our bullshit for your memeing pleasure. enjoy!
**tw for nsfw, drug mention, alcohol mention, swearing
‘ fuck off you fucking gremlin ’
‘ mister mistoffelees is my cat boyfriend ’
‘ one is a kink, one is a crime ’
‘ i live for chaos you gotta feed me ’
‘ i’ll continue being an asshole for your amusement ’
‘ i’m ready, bring on the anxiety ’
‘ hey bro, what the fuck ’
‘ we’ll scar ourselves for valentines day ’
‘ and then she wrote me a novel about his cocaine addiction ’
‘ sponsored by ritz cheese crackers, absolute shit ’
‘ you have no legacy, your legacy is to be disappointed all the time ’
‘ you’re like some sad soccer mom that came for the wine instead of your kids soccer game ’
‘ karen can choke i would never forget the sangria ’
‘ your moms dead, i’m your problem now ’
‘ it is i, the mullet of your dreams ’
‘ you cannot mention pornhub! this is why you’re not hr ’
‘ i’m on the clock to knock your lights out ’
‘ i’m livin la tiddy loca ’
‘ she was hot, i don’t know what to tell you ’
‘ righting the world and the economy one karen at a time ’
‘ you can fight my brain and my anxiety sis we’re having ✨a terrible time✨ ’
‘ i’m on it drag that bitch to denny’s i’ll take her ass out ’
‘ can god stop vibe checking me ’
‘ today i learned that cocaine could be an antidepressant if the government weren’t cowards ’
‘ i had five shots of espresso, even god can’t stop me ’
‘ ted bundy is up first i will square up ’
‘ one day i will have the pleasure of going to hell and murdering freud ’
‘ i will not face consequences for my actions. you can not make me ’
‘ i can accept that i have a flaw or two. that’s it though, just two ’
‘ i know you try very hard, but you are very stupid ’
‘ let’s go straight, a thing we’ve never said before in this groupchat ’
‘ you better be ready to sleep with moth man - hi dad! ’
‘ that’s like the saddest uwu i’ve heard in my life ’
‘ i just want the thrill of rejecting a god ’
‘ you really think you could take on the kool-aid man and take no damage??? ’
‘ i don’t have a foot fetish, i’m just autistic ’
‘ i haven’t even learned multiplication, how am i supposed to know what a pyramid scheme is? ’
‘ do i look sexy while dying? ’
‘ have you been watching too much youtube? ’
‘ fucking ipad kids, man ’
‘ i can be sane about this i promise but not today ’
‘ i’m a catch and i can also sleep with a younger man ’
‘ how do you milk an oat ’
‘ fuck my dad ’
‘ sometimes you just need to start swinging ’
‘ i just watched a cat girl walk out of thin air in a starbucks ’
‘ isn’t that that furry thing people are into ’
‘ i’m gonna go on The Google and see if i can figure anything out ’
‘ am i high too? ’
‘ fuck off bambi ’
‘ since there was no warning and i make the rules here ’
‘ you’ll go where i say you’ll go ’
‘ does a - mother fucker ’
‘ gonna play chase the emo ’
‘ we love biting dilfs….? ’
‘ optimistic nihilism, right? none of us matter ’
‘ it’s kinda cringe to be kidnapped ’
‘ you rolled a 5, stfu this rabbit’s coming to brand you ’
‘ is he immune to KNIVES?? ’
‘ alright – now to kill this dad ’
‘ if you think garfield is going to stand against me in court, you’re out of your fucking mind ’
‘ no offense but you have like no mom vibes ’
‘ i think i got threatened by a furry ’
‘ speak of the cat lady and she shall appear ’
**shotguns frappuccino** ‘ there’s many ways to drink a drink ’
‘ these hands are magic, baby ’
‘ are you saying naruto is jesus?? ’
‘ your pride is going to get us killed ’
‘ you look like you could fit under a bush ’
‘ y’all test me… ’
‘ it’s your reward for being a dumb bitch ’
‘ i am SO GLAD you didn’t get vored by a cloud ’
‘ did you get so high/drunk you circled back to sober? ’
‘ try to crowd surf the third graders! ’
‘ some things are better off unknown , the phrase will haunt me but… ’
‘ we’ve summoned satanic tennessee ’
‘ what’s a chakra? i didn’t bring anything with me ’
‘ hey lady, did you give me crack ? ’
‘ there are no nutrients in my body, only spite! ’
‘ i’m here to be fun and cute! not smart! ’
‘ i don’t joke about setting timers ’
‘ eggs aren’t meat... yet ’
‘ this is being run by a bisexual maniac ’
‘ maybe nessie’s lonely, maybe nessie needs to get laid! ’
‘ biting is my kink ‘
‘ don’t worry, i will slowly eat away at you until you are a husk of a person ’
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