#ba dum tsssss

[space---girl]

Please have this meme I made that I thought was funny

#get it #because a baby goat is called a kid #ba dum tsssss #i think im funnier than i actually am #six of crows #shadow and bone #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #wylan van sunshine #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #wesper #kanej #malina #alina starkov #milo the goat

[sinigangrobot]

fairy 1: so why do they call her holly short? fairy 1: she’s pretty tall for an elf fairy 2: ah nah-it ain’t that chief fairy 2: they call ‘er that ‘cuz she got a short temper

#ba dum tsssss #holly short #artemis fowl

[punkgrape]

You've been away for quite some time. It's good to see you back. Hopefully you're doing ok, and if not, then hopefully you're doing better. If you're willing to share, I'm sure some of us would love an update (forgive me if you've posted one already 🙃), but given the nature of your time away, I'm sure that is something you'd rather keep private.

TlDr; Welcome back. 😌

thank you ;-; I did post an update a few posts before this one.

I must say the pills make me wildly hungry and i have to take them at night so im gaining weight and that has me wildly and intensely concerned, I must use my new found serotoning to start jogging again. I wish yogurt and granola bars were easier to get than mayo and cheese in this hole i live in.

Thank you for the welcome back as well!!!!!!!!! MISSED U

#see what i did there with hole coding #ba dum tsssss

[mrcspectr]

@ that steven fan art: HIS SOCKS ARE SCARABS AND STARS I’M OBSESSED

I SCROLLED BACK AND ZOOMED SO SO FAST BUDDY.

I saw the stars on the first go but the SCARABS?? Now I'm thinkin' about how excited Steven would be to show Layla his scarab socks, I gotta go lie down.

#you could say that i #scoomed #ba dum tsssss #somebody in particular is gonna see this and yell at me i just know it #ANYWAY #i bet he has moon socks too #and they make marc roll his eyes just a little #but in an endearing sort of way #and steven would joke and wish that he had three feet #so he could wear the stars and the scarab and the moons all at once #and he could say look i just think we all need to be equally represented #as.. socks steven? #yes marc as SOCKS would it kill you to have a little fun with your wardrobe once in awhile #fun is like.. a hat occasionally #not novelty footwear #sdkgjslkgjs why do the tags always get away from me #anonymous #asks

[little-fears]

first thing i'm doing when we get to Spain is take a selfie in an isolated place and the caption will be "barce-alone-a"

#ba dum tsssss

[severmyneck]

trying not to be horny on main about my gf but she makes it hard

#ba dum tsssss

[maroonmorons]

those moments where you’re like damn it is really just gonna keep being like this

#xoxo me #I wanna make a joke but it’s bad for my mental health or whatever #wait what mental health #ba dum tsssss #I wish that was the joke I wanted to make

[katyspersonal]

Imagine having a meme with a lie in it? Couldn’t be me

#bloodborne #shitposting #micolash host of the nightmare #accept my incredibly thoughtful and crucial observations #my friend wanted to add: #'well but Kos is quite a C A T C H tho' #*ba dum tsssss*

[ahsokatanohno]

Everyone out here laughing at the Narnia episode title but nobody cares about the Macbeth one why have I not seen edits of Morgan Baylan and Shin around a poorly drawn cauldron where is the silly rewrite of the witches’ verses that swaps eye of newt for eye of space critter where is the deepening metaphor of a villain about to make their goals more difficult by taking on two enemies at once WHERE ARE THEY

#Ahsoka #ahsoka show #why are we SLEEPING ON THIS #narnia ba dum tsssss #I love it I love the fun of the Narnia jokes but come ON #it’s LITERALLY OCTOBER it’s LITERALLY WITCHY SEASON

[cutie--q]

i was gonna make a joke about

pinky: hey, brain?? why does ultimate reality me call you babygirl?

brain: it’s “alternate reality,” pinky. also, how about we stop talking for a while.

but then i realized that pinky would already call brain “babygirl” REGARDLESS if they were together or not, so dhsjdjakjskdjdksjs

#animaniacs spoilers #HELP #(yes i’m saying ‘‘HELP’’ at my own joke. i can’t /help/ that i’m funny 😘 ba dum tsssss) #liz rambles #i promise i will shut up after this post #this is definitely ‘‘all’s fair in love and door’’ #so i think this has to do with brain’s virtual reality thingy

[leopardom]

not Jure going BA DUM TSSSSS when someone from the crowd told Bojan that all flights leaving tomorrow morning from Munich are cancelled

#he was so real for this i respect that #now i’m lowkey wondering how they will make it to the netherlands until tomorrow #joker out

[ask-shittilydrawn-blackspace]

hey

Do you know the difference between Mari and Sunny?

Mari won the competition of who falls first

Ba dum tsssss

#OMORI #OMORI Ask #OMORI Mari #OMORI Stranger #Mari #Stranger #//Don't spoil them!!! the house aint even being sold yet!!! #ID in alt

[eldritchminmo]

a year ago i drew a Tales of/Berserk crossover piece. and i did it again, this time more stylized than i usually draw. i wont rly go into why i drew this or what the background is for it bc it was mostly just self-indulgence.

(just wait until i get to the part where me and my spouse also shoved the funger cast into this crossover)

idk i think yuri just fits in really well with the berserk setting. hes got the guts for it. ba-dum tsssss...

#my art #tales of vesperia #berserk #griffith #yuri lowell

[pokepasta-fluffcanons]

Guess who it is ùwú (clue: it's Fairy Anon, hehe)

I had a little fun idea and I thought u may like it so here I am, like always LOL

Aparently fandom really likes to headcanon Glitchy Red being friends with Grey, like some sort of sibling dynamic, and I think that's really cute

SO... Reader being Grey's REAL older sibling. So yeah, let's imagine Grey wasn't the only poor soul being teleported to the game. Poor kid deserves some comfort from his past life

BUT Grey is not the focus point. The important thing is Reader and Glitchy interacting with each other (even if the only thing they have in common is Grey-)

I just thing it would be funny. Like, Glitchy being like "You are alone so I'll protect you Grey" and Grey is like "Actually-". And Reader is just in the background, playing with Shinto LOL

Again, you can choose if you want this to be platonic, romantic or whatever you want. Creative freedom!

And lastly, I was gonna tell you a pokemon pun, but most of them are bad, so I'll keep my big meowth shut (ba dum tsssss)

I LOVE YOUR MIND FAIRY ANON I NEED SOME OF THESE IDEAS FOR ONESHOTS AAAA

*Grey wasn’t the only one to be put into the bootleg game. You, his older sibling, have been transported into the game as well

*Unlike Grey, though, you actually became sort of friends with Shinto, which Grey didn’t really understand, but didn’t really mind as long as she wasn’t trying to kill the two of you

*Glitchy Red, who had stumbled upon Grey, noticed that he was by himself (or at least, he thought he was)

*”Since you’re alone, I’ll protect you, Grey.” He told him

*”Actually I’m not alone-“ he then pointed over to you playing with Shinto. Glitchy Red had to take a minute to process that you were his sibling.

*you looked over as you realized they were talking about you, and you introduced yourself, a smile on your face.

*…it was then Glitchy Red had taken upon himself to protect you both, especially you.

*you two got along surprisingly well, and spent a lot of time together

*What you didn’t know was that the glitch was developing feelings for you

*Grey had picked up on Glitchy Red’s feelings towards you rather quick, though. And of course asked him about it, which he denied (at first)

*…then realized “damn, I do have feelings for him/her/them.”

*Funny enough, it was Grey who had helped you two get together!

*though of course he gave the whole “hurt them and not only do you have to deal with me, but Shinto will also hurt you”

*which he understood, and definitely keeps in mind, but he would never hurt you, he loves you too much.

#pokemon creepypasta #pokemon creepypastas #pokepastas #pokepasta #fnf hypno lullaby #sfw #anonymous #fairy anon #glitchy red #pokemon creepypasta glitchy red #pokepasta glitchy red #glitchy red pokepasta #fnf glitchy red #glitchy red/reader #glitchy red x reader #x reader #reader insert #pokemon creepypasta x reader #pokemon creepypastas x reader #pokepastas x reader #pokepasta x reader

[plural-affirmations]

Not a request or advice or anything, but I wanted to share this because it made me chuckle

So I'm a robot in a system with a few other robot headmates who have computers for brains and like

Man

We're putting the System in Operating System (ba dum tsssss)

FGJHFKJGHKJCH this is amazing 💀💀

🖤💜💙💚💛

#funny mail #answered #not a request

[ourladyofmaplemurder]

ooh!! Cheryl of course for your unhinged character bingo please 🙏!

Explanation under the cut, as is custom. <3

Cheryl Blossom really checks all the boxes for me. Every single one.

Daddy issues. Mommy issues. Same, bro. I want her to be happy forever, but I will also torture her in fanfic because I love her and hate myself. (It's more love than self-loathing though, I promise. I just need her to fight my demons so we can both fucking heal.)

I'm putting her in a snowglobe and SHAKING IT. I am casting her in bronze and admiring her in my garden. I'm chewing on her leg.

She is the saddest, wettest cat in a cardboard box and I'M TAKING HER HOME to cherish her forever. I'm putting her in a blender and bloody is splattering everywhere.

I would take a COMET to the face for her.

When people talk shit about her (beyond reasonable criticism or outside of a funny joke) I genuinely see red. Ba dum tsssss. But also, Cheryl-haters should steer clear. I have violence in my heart about this woman.

You already KNOW I'm working on a dissertation about her to be completed later this year. It could easily be 10 hours, but I'm editing it down because I am applying for sainthood and it's my first miracle. <3

All joking aside (not really), Cheryl Blossom is one of a kind to me. She captures everything I love and hate about myself. I see so much of myself in her that I can't help but love her and I can't help but roll my eyes and laugh at her.

She's the clown in me. The woman-fucker. The firestarter. The bitch. The broken bird. The ice dancer with a plan. The witch no one believes. The madwoman and the saint. We're the mothers we never had and the fathers we flinch away from. We're unrelenting and utterly doomed. We're obsessed with ourselves in way that's deeply exhausting but utterly inevitable considering "she's just like that" and "no one listens to her". We're processing through art. We also both mellowed out over the years after a period of self-imposed isolation. We're both so tender with those we love. Neither of us know how to show it very well sometimes. We're both WAY too much.

The biggest difference is that she's high femme and I am the dyke version of Skrillex (Not intentional, but it's been said several times now). She uses fashion as her shield. I use piercings. I am both envious of her femme aesthetic and hopelessly attracted to it.

The other big difference is that she is moneyed and I grew up with nothing. Amazing how similar we are considering that. Childhood trauma really IS that powerful.

When I was in my early 20's, I suffered a drug-induced psychotic break where I genuinely believed I was a prophet sent from God to save the world. (I recovered and have since learned that maybe my proclivity for madness, drama, and drugs should no longer mix.) But god damn it, I understood exactly when she suggested that even though she probably wasn't a living saint, wouldn't that be miraculous?

When I was a kid, my "proverbial" twin died suddenly and I have carried the weight of his death ever since. We live two lives. Our own and the expected one of the dead other. Twice the pressure and, shockingly, twice the disappointment, but never twice the love. (Not a literal twin, but one of a pair.)

If she were real, we would fuck each other to death and leave nothing but a pile of ash.

#Sorry this is so so long #I have a lot of feelings about this messy queen #OH AND YES #I DID look up the hex code for Pantone Flame Scarlet to highlight my answers #I've edited this like 4 times with additions