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skrbol · 1 year

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Percy Jackson Headcanons

(A lot of these are inspired by other people’s ideas)

-Percy has Tattoos

Lots of little ones to symbolize his friends both dead and alive, obviously a tattoo devoted to Sally. But he also has forearm tattoos of the symbols of the gods and goddesses he respects, it’s only a rainbow, a firepoker in a hearth, and a silver arrow on his forearms.

-Percy introduces all his godly cousins by stupid names

Sally honestly wasn’t surprised when a god showed up at the door, she was surprised when Percy called him “cousin snake man and his two pocket snakes” (who he promptly fed rats).

-Percy has a New York accent It only comes out when he’s really angry, tired, or horny. Annabeth hears it more than others.

-Percy has long hair

It grew out past shoulder length while he was missing and he hasn’t cut it since. Both Annabeth and Sally like it, but when he grows a beard he looks like the Poseidon of myth.

-Percy can Cook

He learned from his mom and has never stopped. Baking, grilling, cooking, smoking. if it’s a type of cooking, he does it, and he does it well. Nico avoided Percy for two months after losing a pasta competition to him and even that wasn’t long enough to avoid the shame.

-Percy, Lee, Beckendorf, Silena, and Clarrise where all really close friends

It started when Percy wanted to learn to make stuff in the forge, which snowballed into Beckendorf basically adopting Percy and introducing him to his crew. It took a couple years but eventually Clarrise warmed up to him, they were a crucial part of each others mental recovery after the Titan war.

-Percy is a stoner

Just enough to keep the edge off but he refuses to touch alcohol due to Gabe. Beckendorf and Lee spent like 2 months researching demigods, filing a report, submitting it to Athena, and gaining her seal of approval on the “Study of Drugs on Demigod Physiology” (It basically says demigod minds and bodies are durable enough to nullify addictive chemicals and the negative effects of some drugs). The group celebrated the approval of such a study by smoking and watching the live action Alvin and the Chipmunks.

-Percy loves SpongeBob

Percy is currently giving Poseidon the silent treatment because he refused a burger cooking contest with him despite Percy pulling the golden spatula from the grease in front of him. Also, yes, Poseidon does look similar to early SpongeBob Neptune, and no he has no clue how Percy managed to smuggle a bucket of grease and a golden spatula into Atlantis.

-Percy is a pirate

After his third quest Percy went ape shit trying to fight the war and end it before it took anymore lives. It culminated in him carrying a gun at all times and rebuilding an old sunken ship to its former glory. He didn’t get to use it until the summer leading into the titan war where he sunk 4 ships transporting monsters and 2 ships that were moving illegal objects

-Percy doesn’t fight for Olympus

Percy has never cared about the gods beyond making sure they don’t hurt the people he loves. His speech during the battle of Manhattan was a call to the demigods to fight to protect each other, to protect their family, and to fight this war so the next generation of demigods might not have to. Him and every other counselor sees their jobs as protecting the youngest and newest demigods above all else.

-Percy is musical

Whether it’s because he has the sea coursing through his veins or something else he’s good at singing, guitar, and most instruments. He occasionally used to play as a joke for kids at camp. Now it’s mostly a coping mechanism for the wars and Tartarus, anyone that needs music to relate to is free to listen.

Most of the counselors and elder hunters have a shared memory of the night before the last day of the Titan war. None of them could sleep out of fear of the unavoidable casualties tomorrow would bring, so they gathered in the most secluded room and sat and mourned. Eventually, Percy broke out a bag of weed to help everyone relax since they couldn’t sleep while Percy and Grover performed a heart-stopping rendition of Peace Train by Cat Stevens.

#pjo #headcanon #percy jackson #hunters of artemis #grover underwood #annabeth chase #heroes of olympus #percabeth #sally jackson #clarisse la rue #silena beauregard #charles beckendorf #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #poseidon #hermes #greek gods #thalia grace #H

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highly-important · 2 years

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Salmon Run Thoughts

There is an interesting food chain dynamic happening with Salmon Run that reveals a lot about the world. When salmon come back to spawn, their bodies can't handle fresh water anymore. They are rushing to their death to ensure the next generation, their bodies deteriorating until death. Bears wait upstream and feast on the dead/dying fish. In Splatoon, we're seeing the outcome of an evolutionary arms race. This is also why the salmon in Salmon Run have zombie elements in their visual design: the bulging eyes, gaping mouths. The salmonids are fully sentient and intelligent creatures, (the in-universe band Omega-3 is all Salmonids) but its possible that during Salmon Run they are dying / in some kind of zombie state.

"In a developer interview, it was revealed that this is due to making themselves look “tasty”. It’s explained that the Salmonids aren’t afraid of dying and regard their death to be a cycle of life and think of all life being part of this cycle. Grillers are said to be the ultimate way of doing so by the Salmonids becoming the contents of the Griller. When the Salmonids fight to death, they feel a sense of unity with themselves and the world. When they are eaten by other creatures, they see their death as a way of being one with the world." The Salmonids trade their power eggs for Octarians for technology. (The eggs are an alternative power source because the Octarians don't have a Zapfish.) But they refuse to trade their golden eggs - because those have fertilized embryos. Even if the Salmonids are basically already dead, even if they want to die in battle, they are doing this because the golden eggs perpetuate their circle of life. But is GrizzCo disrupting that cycle by industrializing the process?

Being eaten is part of the Salmonids beliefs, and these motifs show up in the design choices like the food buoys, the giant forks in the environment, and the grills, frying pans, spatulas, etc that the Salmonids carry. The Griller Salmonids are being cooked alive by the thing they're piloting. The Salmonids want to be eaten. Yusuke Amano says "Inklings aren ot the bad guys for doing this. Inklings just have their own way of life." There is also an eat-or-be-eaten dynamic happening: in the wild, salmon eat squid. And in Salmon Run, the squids are basically bait. Hisashi Nogami, Splatoon's producer, says that "maybe the Salmonids are targeting the Inklings." Nogami further says "We think of the Inklings and Octolings as different, but they're not so different as to prevent them from becoming friends. That's something we can imagine. That's not to say that we consider the Salmonids to be complete barbarians. It's not that the squids are the forces of good and the Salmonids are the forces of evil. It's more that squids have their own society, and the Salmonids have their own different society." (Sourced quotes from this video)

If the Salmonids weren't being intercepted while they spawn, they might not need the military weaponry. If the Octarians were allowed on the surface, they might not need to trade their technology for power eggs. The workers are compensated but they are still being exploited. The only person who really benefits from all this is Mr Grizz, who is profiting off the pain of everyone. The system the characters are in requires suffering for the benefit of Mr Grizz, because if the Octarians or the Salmonids weren't suffering, Mr Grizz could not turn a profit.

#Splatoon #Splatoon 3 #Salmon Run

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aurake · 2 years

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𝐆𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝.

— Shinichiro Sano x Gang Leader!Reader

— slight mentions of blood, more fighty than the last one, VERY LONG ONE

— “Date me,” he says. Now that lingers in your head after three days of not seeing that idiot.

— FINALLLY HERE'S THE LAST PART, LETS GO.

“Boss? Boss, were you listening to what we’ve said?”

“Huh, what?”

“Let me repeat it for ya.”

Your mind felt like it was mid-air, something bothered you ever since you’ve met with those bunch especially their President, Sano Shinichiro. It’s annoying you, the way he cheekily grinned as he said those words that made you surprised; how does one have the damn guts to say that to a person? How do they gather their thoughts together to ask someone out on a date? This man is the epitome of a try-hard idiot, but knowing him—it felt slightly off, as if he didn’t like effort that much.

You kept staring at the okonomiyaki that your vice president is making, you were in Monja Street along with your close aids—the street was known for its many food stalls, it’s a way for you to unwind and discuss matters in gang issues and the problematic things that you needed to sort out to prevent the rise of unwanted attention. Your group was discussing about the bizarre proposal that the President of Black Dragon, either you combine forces with them or the latter will result the dwindling in numbers; the other gang is the biggest one out there as Redcliff and the White Leopard are there to assist that bastard. Or was it the fact that it became bizarre is because he just asked you on a date? You still are surprised and annoyed by it.

Did your gang know that he attempted to court you? No.

Will they go batshit when they learn of it? Certainly.

“Apart from those annoying lizard men, there’s someone who’s trying to take control of our turf?”

“From my intels, yep. We must be prepared for another round of turf battles.”

Your second-in-command had heard of rumors of a gang trying to grab the opportunity to seize your reign on Chuo Ward. It irked you, some people just try and attempt to take your kingdom from you; as if they can, if they grovel and lick your shoes maybe. You grabbed the nearest object to vent your frustration in—poor wooden chopsticks immediately snapped in two, catching the attention of your members that are present in the current meeting. You clicked your tongue before gazing at them with your (E/C) hues, grabbing the short metal spatulas that the restaurant and helped with the okonomiyaki. you needed an instigator for your anger, or maybe a pathetic thug to punch the hell out of him.

Not until you remembered Sano’s face.

You accidentally flipped the food too much into the air that it landed right in your vice president’s face.

“The Golden Child, (Last Name) (First Name)… so she’s the one that rules Chuo-ku?”

A group of men gathered around near Toyosu Station in Koto City, surrounding their leader of the pack—a bizarre looking individual who wore too much piercings all over his face, tanned skin and some tattoos decorating his neck. Everyone else can already see that they shouldn’t interact with these type of men—he’s already impudent by standing here near the station, what else is there to mention?

He mentioned the name and the title of the neighboring gang leader, scoffing as he playfully twirled around his knuckle brass around his finger. “A girl? Moreover she’s like a brat. Looks like we can take the turf from her easily.” everyone laughs with him, enjoying the imaginative scenario playing in their minds, like lunatics.

“Let’s strike at the perfect opportunity.”

Nihonbashi Bridge, 12:23 PM.

Holding a bottle of ramune in your hands, you continued to look at the passingly cars, maybe look at the still water that’s right in front of you. You’re supposed to asleep, but you’re here—mumbling to yourself, remembering that it’s been three days since you just escorted Shinichiro and the other three near Ginza. That curious look from his doesn’t get wiped away from your memories; black, empty yet lively eyes would stare at you for hours, you remember the void that seemed to swallow you whole every time you confront it - not that it scares you, you’re just intimidated by the way it looks. By the time you all arrived, he gave you his smile before asking you to finally answer his question by the time that you both will meet again.

Why do you still think of him?

Why are you focused on his face?

Do you fancy it? Are you attracted by his features? Maybe his cheeky personality?

You chugged down the remains of your drink, gasping as if you were on a chokehold—well not literally, but the way he would appear for three days in your mind… you definitely feel something in your chest stir and make you feel giddy, excited even.

No way, no fucking way… are you feeling a some kind of attraction towards him!? To that person who would say, “date me” out of the blue!?

You shook your head and lowered your gaze. You can feel your cheeks heat up in embarrassment, this isn’t going well for you at all. “The fuck is this?” you whispered to yourself. If this is some kind of a shit spell that he casted upon you, you swear that you’ll cripple him into a wheelchair; but sorcery isn’t even true… or is it just you being new to this kind of emotion? This embarrassment that you never felt before, not even from your parents, it tightens your chest but not enough to make you faint, just put on the edge.

You just need to get rid of his face every time you began to be all by yourself.

“…god fucking damn it!” you punched the marble in front of you.

Seems like it’ll be difficult for you to do it.

Saturday, Kyobashi, 10:11 PM.

Now what just happened?

You’re now in the middle of a fight in Kyobashi, where everyone paved way for you and your “business” to continue. You were fighting flocks of men either holding weapons or just charging straight at you.

You vaguely remembered, but these thugs apparently were harassing female high school students and forcing them to get close to them, which was something that you caught a glimpse of and rushed to immediately kick the person right in the face—you had instructed the girls to stay away this place as far as possible, they immediately ran away; you had to taunt them further to engage into a fight with you. Saturdays were supposed to be your daily break from gang activities, but oh well—fighting here has no schedule, and you will happily oblige to their challenge.

“Come fuckers, let’s dance.” you fixed your haori before grinning confidently at them. “Can’t your feet move, gentlemen? Looking pathetic, I see.”

One steps up, it was the same atrocious-looking male that I previously mentioned here. “So, you’re the brat that manages (Gang Name) and Chuo-ku.” he prepares his golden knuckle brass, you just scoffed at his sudden appearance.

This poor excuse of a man was known as Golden Monkey, he leads the gang, Fukutsa-saru but looking at him; he’s looks far more worse than a monkey. He was the one that your vice president mentioned an intel to… so he’s the one who tries to take your kingdom in your rule?

Things are getting interesting.

As you continued to fight the other leader, someone saw you and immediately called to someone that knows you.

Nishinomiya Shrine, 10:15 PM.

Shinichiro and the Black Dragons were having a meeting, about the diplomacy rules that you have previously mentioned before. He was agreeing on the matter with the decision of the other leading figures in the gang. Aside from gang matters, he’s just excited to see you again after you just dropped them in a station and left without waving them goodbye, not that you needed to anyways. He can still vividly remember the way you scoff every time he asks a question, or you about about to punch him because he almost invaded your personal space. That made his heart transform into a fast beating of a taiko drum.

“President, we have received a message from one of our members!” one announced, Shinichiro looks at the source of the voice. “(Name)-sama is fighting off another gang all by herself.”

“How many?”

“He had estimated that it was around thirty people, sir!” the person continues. “She’s on Kyobashi.”

He grabbed his coat and rushed towards his bike to immediately rode off out of his gang’s sight, leaving a frustrated Takeomi and a grinning combo of Wakasa and Benkei.

“Will he become a loser at love once again?”

“Dunno, but we can’t just stand here and let them get hurt further right?”

The Black Dragons cheered and began to prepare for the move-out.

Kyobashi, 10:35 PM.

You were getting tired trying to smack everyone to the ground, they just stand up and continue to attack you especially their damned leader. Even though he looks pretty bruised up, he still tries to attack you directly in the face. You on the other side had some minimal injury in your foot but it’s still manageable, however your face are all reddened from his damn knuckle brass, you’re trying to avoid those while landing some punches on him.

You’re feeling exhausted, but you need to finish this or you’ll be knocked out.

“God fucking damn you idiot monkey! Aren’t you tired yet!?” you groaned before landing your kick on one of his henchmen, ducking below against another’s attack on you. “You should lay on your ass and just eat your damn banana, you’re making me constipated just by looking at you!”

He chuckles weakly, wiping off the blood in his nose that you broke earlier. “You look tired already, princess. You, instead, should rest and let us handle this turf.” You cackle at his words, mocking him in the process and landed another blow on him—but it felt weak, you can feel it, you’re reaching your limit.

Hissing in fatigue, you stepped back.

One sees this as an opportunity as he grabs a metal pipe and attempts to hit you from behind.

“I WON’T LET YOU DO THAT, PUNK!”

Someone shouts right at him before meeting up with a fist that made him fly towards the front of the post office. Hearing the crash at your back, you turned around—your (E/C) eyes caught dark hues staring right at you. The idiot was still here at Chuo, unbelievable. Shinichiro Sano never fails to make you irritated and feel glad at the same time. “You’re fucking late to the party, you know?” you sighed before wiping off the blood trickling down in your mouth, you can hear him laugh.

He grinned. “It’s a surprise attack. Suppose you know that?”

“Hell yeah. But you executed it badly.” you shook your head.

The monkey sees the new challenger going beside. “Is this your sidekick now?” he scoffs. “Or maybe your boyfriend?”

“Actually I’m about to be—”

“Shut the fuck up, Sano.”

You both continued to fight… mostly you pulling Shinichiro when he’s about to get hit from behind, and then punching the thugs afterwards. It’s a cycle between the two of you just protecting each other’s back, but it’s not enough—they swarm in like countless of monkeys that were holding lots of grudges against you. You at some point began to fall, and he had to support you by holding you in the shoulders. God forbid, this fight is getting a little bit too long for your own good, you can’t even feel your feet on the ground.

You prayed, hoping that the heavens would hear you.

Just this one, heed my wish.

“Aww, everyone looks tired. That’s a shame.”

You heard voices, you looked at the male that’s supporting you—he was smiling, as if victory is already ensured. Continuous roars of motorbikes began to get louder and louder by the second, that’s where you realized that your gang and Shinichiro’s gang had arrived in the scene. You can see countless of gang members began to surround the small gang that tried to beat you up.

The leader horrifyingly looked at the man beside you. Looks like he realized that it was the Infamous Weak King that he had encountered and the Black Dragon was in this place. In the end, he got knocked out by Benkei who looked a little bit too excited about beating up someone again.

“Thank you for informing us of this incident, (Last Name)-san, please attend to first aid along with the fella that is also injured.”

“Right, thanks.”

Unfortunately for them, as they got wiped out, you immediately called the police on them; also informing the Black Dragon that they should disperse before they could get arrested, immediately went out as soon as you said those words, leaving only your vice president, Takeomi, Benkei, Wakasa and a beaten up Shinichiro hissing at his bruises on his face.

That looks painful, you looked at him again with uncertainty. He just looks at you, then smiles as he winces again as the attendee tends to his injuries. “Yikes, you look bad.” you just scrunched up your face.

He chuckles at your response, seemed like he likes it. “It’s nothing, I can manage.”

“Manage, my ass.” Wakasa just looked at him. “Remember the time when you almost got knocked out by someone because you weren’t paying attention?” Shinichiro immediately shook his head at the albino, as if saying that he shouldn’t talk further than that. The male just grins before leaving the two of you alone.

After some time, his gaze lands on you—he began to fidget, opening his mouth as if he was trying to say something. As much as you want to call him out on that, you let him take his time on saying it, it’s the least that you can do right now. He now leans back and sighs. “Since I did sacrifice my good looks for this, how about we relish it off by eating in some of the places I know of? Just the two of us?” what a smooth motherfucker.

You raised your brow at him.

Well the offer seemed to be nice, so why not?

“Make sure to be here at 7 tomorrow.”

“…what?”

“Seven, tomorrow morning at Ginza Station, don’t you dare forget that.”

You stood up from your seat and began to walk away from them, along with your Vice President who’s now apologizing to you. Shinichiro can only process some information that happened right in front of him. But then he realizes that he hasn’t told her about the agreement about the peace treaty between them.

“HEY (NAME)! ABOUT THE DEAL—!”

“You can tell me about it after tomorrow! We aren’t finished about the discussion yet!”

He was awestruck, he managed to persuade you by going to a date with him, but you immediately turned the tide around by inviting him into countless of city dates. He grinned back at his friends behind, Benkei was the first one to happily smack him in the back which made him fly towards the wall.

Poor boy.

At least he got himself into dates with you, that’s more than enough <3

sorry for the long wait! I finally finished my final semester of my first year in college, I'll now be updating more often since I fINALLY HAVE A FREE SCHEDULE! REJOICE! YAAAAAAAAAY!

As this was over, there's an upcoming series I think you all will liek, hope you'll tune in for some news hehe! Rake out <3 ALSO JEEBUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVES SHINICHIRO YOU HAVE A PRESENT FROM MOI <3

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#rake ʼ — writes!#ラケ. drabbles!#tokyo revengers #tokyorev x reader #tokyo rev x you #black dragons #shinichiro sano x reader #shinichiro x y/n #shinichiro sano

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misterah13 · 1 year

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Yellow List

Spinni (Kirby)

Zan Partizanne (Kirby)

Yellow Guy (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared)

Saxophone (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared)

Roy (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared)

Chica The Chicken (Five Nights At Freddy’s)

Golden Freddy Fazbear (Five Nights At Freddy’s)

Toy Chica The Chicken (Five Nights At Freddy’s)

Withered Chica The Chicken (Five Nights At Freddy’s)

Withered Golden Freddy Fazbear (Five Nights At Freddy’s)

Nightmare Chica The Chicken (Five Nights At Freddy’s)

Nightmare Fredbear (Five Nights At Freddy’s)

Rockstar Chica The Chicken (Five Nights At Freddy’s)

Fredbear (Five Nights At Freddy’s)

Spring Bonnie The Bunny (Five Nights At Freddy’s)

Flowey The Flower (Undertale)

Neighbor (Hello Neighbor)

Yellow Talking Tattletail (Tattletail)

Six (Little Nightmares)

The Girl In The Yellow Raincoat (Little Nightmares)

Ms. Chalice (Cuphead)

Pluto (Disney)

Chuck (Angry Birds)

Poppy (Angry Birds)

Estelia (Rayman)

Spongebob Squarepants (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Classic Ray The Flying Squirrel (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Heavy Magician (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Pacman (Pacman)

Yellow Pikmin (Pikmin)

Oatchi (Pikmin)

Cat-Bee (Poppy Playtime)

Bunzo Bunny (Poppy Playtime)

Yellow Mini Huggie (Poppy Playtime)

Daisy (Poppy Playtime)

Baby Long Legs (Poppy Playtime)

Box She Boo (Poppy Playtime)

KickinChicken (Poppy Playtime)

Yellow Crewmate (Among Us)

Banana Crewmate (Among Us)

Priya Mangal (Turning Red)

Yellow Hemka (Hanazuki Full Of Treasures)

Patricia Martin (Lucky Star)

Nanako Kuroi (Lucky Star)

Ko Yasake (Lucky Star)

Madoka Ohara (Lucky Star)

Sergeant Major Kururu Soucho (Keroro Gunso)

Spongy (Battle For Dream Island)

Yellow Face (Battle For Dream Island)

Lightning (Battle For Dream Island)

Loser (Battle For Dream Island)

Eggy (Battle For Dream Island)

9-Ball (Battle For Dream Island)

Rubber Spatula (Battle For Dream Island)

Scissors (Battle For Dream Island)

X (Battle For Dream Island)

Peep The Chicken (Peep And The Big Wide World)

Sha The Sheep (The Walten Files)

Jaune (Spooky Month)

Thomas Bentley Artwright (Needlem0use)

Cuddles (Happy Tree Friends)

Penny Fitzgerald (The Amazing World Of Gumball)

Edd Walten (The Walten Files)

Rosemary Walten (The Walten Files)

Scribble Netty (Five Nights At Candy’s)

Piu Piu (Molang)

Babette (Raggedy Ann And Raggedy Andy A Musical Adventure)

#misterah13

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aurelion-solar · 2 months

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K/DA ALL OUT - Battle of the Golden Spatula Finisher Animation by Martin Gil

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was-it-really-worth-it · 2 months

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Game 254 - SpongeBob Squarepants: Battle For Bikini Bottom Rehydrated by Purple Lamp

What did I think it was at first? So my sister and I actually rented the OG game for Gamecube and didn't make it too far. When I saw someone speedrunning the original game and heard there would be a remaster, I definitely wanted to play it! I remember it being tons of fun but also pretty hard.

How was the character creator? SpongeBob is a classic character in the children's cartoon canon - he's still airing now I think and I watched him a lot growing up. You don't really make tons of decisions for SpongeBob and you can't affect his personality. You can play as SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick - and they all have different abilities and gameplay styles. I think they're all also voiced by the original voice actors? All of the voice acting in this game was great.

How was the game? This is a pretty forgiving platforming game with some puzzly elements. The main goal of the game is collecting Golden Spatulas by completing objectives that range from easy to challenging. One thing I really liked about the game was that you don't actually have to finish all of the levels or collect all of the spatulas to win - you can pick and choose 75 out of 100 options.

Even though the characters have different moves, the goals are pretty similar - complex platforming, puzzle solving, collecting items, or racing down slopes. The different level designs and different abilities for SpongeBob kept things from going stale very quickly, and there's a fast travel system so if one objective is frustrating you it's easy to go and work on something else. The game is also very forgiving - there's no lives and many of your achievements persist after death, so it's OK to go back and retry things as much as you like.

The graphics on the remaster are very pretty and I experienced only minor lag on some levels. There's a ton of references to old SpongeBob cartoons and it was always funny to get thrown back to something I watched with a bowl of cereal on Saturday mornings. The fish announcer popping up during boss fights was a favorite.

What did I not love? There were some collision challenges and hitboxes that were a little wonky. The music could also get repetitive after long periods of time - they seem to be loops based on the cartoons but there often wasn't a lot of loop for each stage, so that got annoying occasionally. Speaking of the bosses - I didn't find them especially challenging - the stages were actually much more difficult than those. I would have liked a liiiiittle more difficulty.

At 12 hours and $9.89, was it really worth it? I wouldn't necessarily call this a cozy game, but it felt really nostalgic and wholesome - and the lack of lives meant there wasn't a lot of pressure to get things right on a certain attempt which is one quality I find challenging about platformers. I recommend this one if you enjoy platformers and can stand hearing SpongeBob's laugh over and over for nine hours.

#spongebob squarepants #spongebob squarepants: battle for bikini bottom #spongebob squarepants: battle for bikini bottom rehydrated #purple lamp #c reviews #gaming

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22calibur · 3 months

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Sir Quackington

> Be me, Sir Quackington, the noblest duck paladin in all the land.> > Start off as a lowly duckling, but through sheer determination and a knack for waddling, become the hero the realm deserves.> > Roll into battle, wielding a mighty spatula as my weapon of choice.> > Party consists of a grumpy dwarf cleric who's allergic to feathers, a half-elf bard who sings lullabies to put enemies to sleep, and a rogue tabaxi who's obsessed with shiny objects.> > First quest: Retrieve the Golden Quack from the evil sorcerer's tower.> > Arrive at the tower and encounter a room filled with traps. I quack out loud, "TRAPS ARE FOR THE UNWARY!"> > Proceed to waddle through the traps, dodging arrows and swinging blades with finesse.> > Reach the top of the tower and confront the sorcerer, who laughs maniacally at the sight of a duck challenging him.> > Unleash my ultimate move: the Quackening. A deafening quack that stuns enemies and leaves them in awe of my majesty.> > Defeat the sorcerer and claim the Golden Quack, which turns out to be a magical rubber duck.> > Return to the kingdom hailed as a hero, with the bard composing epic ballads in my honor.> > Spend the rest of my days lounging in the royal pond, regaling ducklings with tales of my adventures.> > And that's how Sir Quackington became the stuff of legend in the world of D&D.

#Duck

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myowngametales · 5 months

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Plankton's Nightmare

Story based on Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom

On SpongeBob's adventure to collect Golden spatulas, he falls asleep and enters his friends' dreams. He visited Sandy, Patrick, Mr Krabs and Squidward's dreams. Most of these dreams are happy and include challenges for the yellow sponge to collect spatulas. The goal for Spongebob is to enter the chum bucket and stop the robot menace. The last one he found was Plankton's dream.

In SpongeBob's dream, he slides down to a dark place. This place looks completely different from the other dreams he entered. There is a cold wind. The lights are out and SpongeBob could feel the haunting presence of something dangerous. He makes it out that it is the chum bucket, but it is much darker than the other dreams he went into. SpongeBob enters the dream. As expected, he is greeted by Plankton looking very worried.

"Hey, SpongeBob, can you help a little fella out? My robot machine… I mean somebody's robot machine is stuck on the don't obey switch. Can you help me… I mean whoever made this machine out." Plankton explains.

SpongeBob asks, "Why are you dreaming this?" Being as gullible as ever, SpongeBob still has no clue who is responsible for the robots invading bikini bottom.

"Because the robots are coming out of the chum bucket. I am not sure who built the machine, but they used my lab." Plankton nervously answers. It is obvious to everyone he is lying except for the yellow sponge.

SpongeBob goes deeper into Plankton's dream and finds a robotic Mister Krabs. The robot looks oddly familiar. SpongeBob realizes this is the same robotic krabs that Plankton used to try and get the secret formula. The robot is much bigger in the dream. It looks intimidating as it is huge. It is almost impossible for any of Spong Bob's attacks to reach him. SpongeBob brushes that fact off as he tries to stop the influx of robots.

The robot asks Spong Bob to cook Krabby patties or else Spongebob will be fired. The yellow avenger doesn't fall for the trap. Even though it is a nightmare, Plankton still wants the secret formula. Knowing that Plankton could be scheming he doesn't follow the request for Krabby patties.

SpongeBob must destroy this robot to enter the lab at the chum bucket. There's several rooms before Plankton's lab. The first room is the dining area which robotic Krabs is occupying. The entrance to Plankton's lab is blocked by several robots. SpongeBob wonders if this dream Plankton reflects his real life.

The robotic Mister Krabs hits a switch and coins fall from the ceiling. The robot laughs and says, "Money. Money. Money." An opening reveals itself as the money forms a slide which gives Square Pants an idea.

SpongeBob uses his bubble bowling ball to roll on the money until it hits Krabs. Krabs throws coins at SpongeBob which he dodges to great effect. The robot decides to add more coins into the room. SpongeBob hits him again with the bubble ball. After it is hit, Krabs attacks with robotic Krabby Patties. SpongeBob uses the bubble wand to keep them at bay. These Krabby patties are bigger and have robotic teeth and clench up and down.

Mister Krabs says, "Wait until you meet my employee of the month."

SpongeBob thinks it is him until a robot Squidward comes out as the battle field fills with water. SpongeBob is slightly disappointed that this fake Mister Krabs thinks that Squidward is a better employee than him. In real life, SpongeBob has been employee of the month for five years in a row.

SpongeBob has to hit switches until the water lowers enough to hit him. Some switches could only be hit with the bubble missile.

The nightmare never ends as Sponge Bob thinks maybe the only way to win in a nightmare is to make it a sweet dream. But what would give Plankton haunted by the robots coming out of the chum bucket a good dream? Sponge Bob thinks puzzled at the dilemma.

SpongeBob talks to Plankton and tries to get him to dream a different dream. He begins to sing, "F is for friends who do stuff together." Nothing changes the dream until SpongeBob has an idea.

He tells Plankton, "The Krabby Patty secret formula is Horseradish, lemon juice, salt, pepper, and a hint of love."

The dream changes as Plankton dreams he conquered the world by obtaining the secret formula. This backfires on SpongeBob. Plankton is now huge as he goes throughout Bikini Bottom demolishing buildings. The sky is dark red. Plankton is having the time of his life. People are wearing chum bucket helmets which control their minds.

Even in a good dream, Plankton's mind is dark and eerie. SpongeBob is searching for gold because only that will end this robotic mess. Only with the power of the spatulas, SpongeBob can enter the fortress known as the chum bucket.

SpongeBob sees a golden spatula on top of the Chum Bucket. Spongebob does some basic platforming to get to the top. Plankton doesn't notice that SpongeBob is about to leave. He runs off without a trace. He is glad he gave Plankton a better dream. The chum bucket no longer looks like a dark haunted building.

Plankton is having the time of his life in his new dream. SpongeBob has enough golden spatulas to enter the real chum bucket. Hopefully, whatever is inside is not as tough as robotic Mister Krabs and Squidward.

SpongeBob wakes up from the dream to realize that dreams imitate life. He slowly realizes Plankton is the one behind these robots. He enters the chum bucket ready to face any challenges which await him. Until, he comes face to face with the final robot, a replica of himself.

Will Sponge Bob save the day? Come back soon for a review of SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom.

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