#because fuck the tories

[taviokapudding]

Me, watching the UK gov collapse:

Me remembering I live in TX & it's not my conservative government falling apart:

Me learning about Larry & seeing all the memes

#larry for pm #mun post #god im so jealous of the british #because fuck the tories

[vordemtodgefeit]

‘nobody wants a general election, obviously’, says second PM in a row that wasn’t voted in by the general public, wasn’t even voted in by members of the party let alone the people he claims to represent, and whose party is predicted to lose said general election

#piss right the fuck off #we should’ve had a general election after johnson got pushed out #we are MASSIVELY overdue #this makes him look (a) like even more of an anti-democratic pm clinging to power without a vote #and (b) too scared to go to the polls because he knows the tories are predicted to lose their westminster streak #the only people i know that aren’t keen on a general election are - to precisely nobody’s surprise - tory voters #uk politics #ukpol #british politics

[minawithlettuce]

'fuck you my child is fine' Your child heavily relates to Tori Spring, no your child is not fine.

#tori spring #it's funny because it's true #solitaire #fuck you my kid is fine #osmanverse #alice oseman #victoria spring #heartsopper #sprolden #solitaire alice oseman #osemanverse #alice oseman solitaire #alice oseman books #memes #relatable memes #mental illness #severe depression #ace memes #ace positivity #older sister #oldest child #oldest daughter #oldest sibling #tori and michael #spring siblings #Alice oseman novels #shitposting #textpost #queer

[pherre]

briefly considered an idea where julian's daughter visits the button house hotel before remembering she's literally a green party mp and it's a golf resort. rip julian you will never see your daughter again

#GRANTED i don't know anything about british politics but i feel it would be a Bad Look for a green party mp to stay at a golf resort #the fact that they made it a golf resort is so evil why couldnt it be just a hotel 😭😭 why golf 😭 #bbc ghosts #ghosts spoilers #unrelated but i am fucking haunted by that email he typed out to his wife. did he ever send that #pov youre a green party mp and youre forced to visit a golf resort because your horrible dead tory dad sent an email to your mom #from beyond the grave. somehow

[seizethedeansofproduction]

this isn't community❗❗ This is Association 😭😭

special thank you to @muclunga for uncovering this monstrosity(?) of a creation

#check out their original post because their commentary is everything but also WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHORT #that is not troy that's tory #ALSO WHAT DID THEY DO TO SHIRLEY #community #community nbc #community tv show #sylvia's sitcom shit

[hollenka99]

I love how Lovejoy songs tend to have one of three themes:

A) Hey girl, you know you deserve better so how about you leave that prick for someone better (like me)

B) We’re not compatible but fuck if we’re not going to be toxic about it as we stay together anyway

C) Fuck the way politics has turned out in the 21st century

#lovejoy #after such a high saturation of American centric songs I have to say it's so refreshing when I hear one of their political songs #because yeah fuck the tories but also hell yeah look at these songs that you can tell were made by brits #there's pub culture vibes and references to our local political situation #which just feels great as someone who has never encountered songs like that before

[flailingangel]

I hope all of the tma characters are living the lives they would've lived were it not for the horrors™. I hope they're all happy and fulfilled... except for Helen

#the magnus archives is a podcast distributed by rusty quill #I love spiral helen but not pre spiral helen #It is fully because she's a tory #I also believe that because the spiral fucks you up spiral helen is no longer a tory #tma shitpost #hazbin hotel memes #Tma #tmagp #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol

[mixelation]

tori being all "i'm not like other girls. i don't need orochimaru's approval. maybe everyone else does but i'm better than that" and then sabotages his entire lab and leaves behind a completely unnecessary dramatic break up note ("dear sensei, i'm afraid this relationship is no longer mutually beneficial and i've outgrown you <3") because very unfortunately she DOES want his attention

#reborn au #i think anko would hate her actually #tori: um yeah he brought up the cursed seal once and then i jumped ship. obviously. because im so smart :) #also tori: (would 100% do something fucking stupid to get orochimaru's attention if he were in the area)

[tuttle-did-it]

First of all, Scotland, for passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act and trying to protect trans people, thank you. Thank you for treating us as humans, thank you for recognising our identities.

However....

fuck you JK Rowling. fuck your TERF rants that endanger our lives. fuck your Nazi attitudes.

fuck you Police Scotland for proving that you're fucks and will not take this law seriously, even when someone intentionally, repeatedly, maliciously and gleefully breaks this law in a very, very public forum.

fuck you Police Scotland for not only refusing to take action when someone is breaking this law intentionally, repeatedly, maliciously and gleefully, but also proving that 1) this new law will NOT be taken seriously by you 2) this tells every TERF and Tory out there that the law is NOT valid, and that the law does NOT include queer people, specifically in this case Trans people; and 3) this tells every queer/Trans/enby/multi-sex/hermaphrodite person that we are NOT actually protected as this new law promises, and you can and will continue abusing us and destroying our lives. Fucking thanks. Cos it wasn't obvious enough that every day gets more and more dangerous for us trans/enby people, so thanks for just making it clear to the fucking world that even when someone mocks this law openly, you don't fucking care because we are not fucking people. Got it. So fuck you Police Scotland, specifically, for doing NOTHING when someone blatantly flouts this law. Fuck every one of you ACAB fuckers.

fuck everyone who still works with you, Rowling and still even speaks to you after knowing what you are.

fuck everyone who still buys anything related to the Harry Potter franchise knowing the money is going into the pocket of someone like this. Because she sends that money back out to fucking Anti-Trans orgs that hurt us.

fuck you HP fans who plan to watch her new tv show. You cannot be a fan of a massive transphobe trying to destroy us, and an ally at the same time. so fuck you.

fuck harry potter fans who wear HP merchandise stuff knowing what she has said and done, yes I don't care if you bought it before she said it, fuck you because you know exactly what she represents. Not apologising. Yeah, I'm totally judging you if you're wearing HP merch, even if especially if you're queer. I don't care how much HP meant to you as a child. I don't care about fucking nostalgia. I care about the Trans lives that are in danger every day because of monsters like this fucking woman.

fuck you Rishi Sunak for backing and legitimising this horrible woman and her bigotry.

fuck you British politics, fuck you Tories. Fuck you all for destroying this country and making every day more dangerous for Queer people.

fuck you CEO David Zaslav. fuck you Warner Bros. for being willing and happy to work with this fucking woman for her fucking franchise so she can continue to fucking make millions and fucking fund anti-trans orgs.

fuck every single one of who who protects, excuses and funds this fucking behaviour. And fuck every one of you who doesn't give a fuck at everything that is happening.

fuck these fucking fucks. fuck you TERFs and transphobes and fuck every single one of you fucking fucks.

Thank you for trying, Scotland. Thank you.

But please explain to the fucking POLICE and the fucking evil POLITICIANS that this new law means we are legally recognised as protected under the Scottish Hate Crime Act, so they all need to stop fucking about and treat it seriously.

and the fucking PRIME FUCKING MINISTER fucking backing this fucking TERF. I'm not surprised, just angry.

This is on you. so, fuck you if you are supporting these fuckery fucking fucks.

As is EVERY SINGLE FUCKING INCIDENT a trans person has in this fucking country. Every time someone fucking deadnames us, every time someone intentionally misgenders us, every time someone threatens our safety, every time someone fucking assaults us? every single incident is on your fucking head, you fucking fucks.

#fuck you harry potter fans for still funding this yes i mean it #fuck jk rowling #fuck rishi sunak #fuck tories #fuck terfs #fuck transphobia #fuck warner brothers #fuck ceo david zaslav #fuck harry potter franchise #fuck everyone who has worked with her knowing what she is #fuck british politics #fuck the tories #fuck you terfs #fuck you HP fans who know what she is and still wear her merchandise knowing what she is #acab #fuck police scotland for immediately proving that we are NOT equals deserving respect despite a law being fucking passed saying we fucking #fuck you BBC #fuck you Warner Bros Discovery #fucking fuck it all #trans people deserve respect #trans children deserve respect #leave trans people alone you fucking fucks #this kind of shit gets people murdered and you are treating it like a fucking joke #jk rowling is a transphobe #protect queer people #protect trans people #thank you scotland for trying to do the right thing #but have a word with your fucking police because they don't seem to understand #i mean acab obviously but fucking explain it to them please #thanks for trying scotland

[sweet-potato-42]

kills me inside every time people accuse tubbo of being a tory despite the fact he never was

he has had shitty opinions but he wanst a tory

a tory is someone who supports the conservative party in the UK. Some people who don't know what it means decide to use it as just a bigot. Tories are bigots but not all bigots are tories

IN GENERAL a political party will have ideas regarding social stuff, economic stuff, foreign policy and more. You cant just randomly give someone a label based on their social opinions isnce htere are countless political movements with overlapping ideals

like if people want to (justifyingly) criticize some shit hes said in the past at least use correct terms and quote it properly

#tubbo #twitter discourse #neg #The dumbass calling him a tory on twitter recently decided to contineu and the arguments are so dumb #like apparently he once said hed rather have space travel developement than have agricultural developement #which i 1000000% bet was just a random comment made because hes a fucking nerd and space travel is cool and agriculture isnt #but that person decided to go and extrapolate it to he thinks space travel is more important than feeding homeless people???? #wildest shit ive ever seen #IDK i see hes said dumb shit and im not surprisde since likes hes a cis white young dude from a well off family in south england #but he has shown growth and far mroe positive stuff than negative #This man could NEVER call himself a Hasan fan (and has for a long time) if he was a fucking Tory

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

whenever high profile men are accused of domestic violence nowadays it’s just a nonstop disinformation blitz on social media and gossip blogs and tabloids from his team like literally a nonstop stream of conflicting claims or irrelevant “evidence” that does not meaningfully prove his claims or disprove hers but provides rage bait for men who hate women and their apologists and then also nonstop positive PR for the man no matter how ridiculous it is. look at this video she’s not injured! *security footage from several feet away* *dishonest claims about her injuries that usually involve claiming a higher severity than she or initial police reports ever did* *close up photos of some cat scratch she gave him* *outlandish and irrelevant claim about her so-called bad behavior* *character assassination* *race card if necessary* *irrelevant security footage* *more irrelevant material* *outright lies about the legal process or pending legal action*

and then on the other side it’s literally basically radio silence from the woman and her legal team besides a brief fact check on something procedural from her lawyer.

quite literally the johnny depp playbook but also borrowing a lot from how OJ’s team moved

#and this is specifically the playbook for domestic violence #and specifically when there are legal procedures involved because they move slow as hell as usual #it took quite a while for that tory lanez trial to get started and then be resolved #and then even longer for him to be sentenced #it’s naturally drawn out because obviously the point is intimidation #and really there’s no use trying to counter this junk #unfortunately #but there’s no real feminist counterweight #i dont think femalehating men actually outnumber the dubious people it’s just they spend a lot of fucking time online #and are easily baited #they revel in espousing hatred against women and seek out every avenue to do this

[katelyn-heartstopper]

finishing a book is like dying. i listened to the solitaire audiobook twice before deciding to buy it and even though i knew what was going to happen and now i’ve finished it i still feel really sad and that i’ll never be able to read it for the first time😢

#post book depression #alice oseman #tori spring #sprolden #solitaire #solitairians #fuck lucas ryan #victoria #annabel #spring #it’s funny because it’s true #i am going to die some day

[vordemtodgefeit]

#the fucking audacity #both of the pathological liar with a million mistakes and crimes trailing him - and is still under investigation #and of the self-serving ghouls that are - publicly!! - backing him again despite this #and i’m sure a few of them will be from the list of resignations back in july because. well. it’s the tories #uk politics #british politics #ukpol

[weedle-testaburger]

something i lowkey really respect about bernie sanders is that in spite of his (justified) convictions he's perfectly prepared to say 'ffs please vote for the lesser of two evils, it's not antithetical to fighting for something better'. i just wish everyone who shares his convictions agreed with that

#political crap #anyway if you think letting trump/the tories/whoever your local reactionaries are win is progressive actually you're a fucking idiot <3 #not to say you can't or shouldn't criticise your local non-reactionaries ofc! #but you should have a much dirtier conscience from not voting for them and letting reactionaries into power instead #than voting for non-reactionaries to keep reactionaries out and them then betraying you #because non-reactionaries doing that is a failing on their part not yours #and if you really believe reactionaries having more control over politics will radicalise people maybe google the overton window #to see which direction that radicalisation actually tends to go

[wistfulwatcher]

The Watchful Eye | 1.06 "Save New York"

#the watchful eye #thewatchfuleyeedit #mine #edit #* #scene* #otp: i can't wait to see you in it #otp #me for five episodes: don't ship it this show won't last don't do it don'T DO IT #me this episode: well fuck #forever dying over elena's unstoppable charm offensive!! and how effective it is!! tory shared! she was friendly and smiled!!! #and elena's face when tory is happy?? and then her face when tory withdraws again??? H E L P #let 👏 tory 👏 make 👏 a 👏 friend 👏 #(and then some because those last two gifs??? GAY) #please watch this show i need these two to be one-sided enemies to friends to lovers so badly 🙏🙏🙏 (translation: i need fic)

[knataa]

I hate living in the UK so much, way more now than ever before.

Trans women are being banned from the women's ward in hospitals

Gender neutral toilets are being banned

They are CHANGING THE EQUALITY ACT so that discrimination against trans people is now allowed

I feel so scared for any trans person living in the UK who are having their rights stripped from them when they already have to work so hard just to survive as it is

Rishi Sunak and the Tory party in general are stripping the rights from people who have fought so hard to have these rights in the first place

Thanks to them, the UK has been classed as one of the top 10 unsafest countries in the UK for trans people

PLEASE spread the word, people's lives are being put at risk

#i had to say something about this because it is so sickening #fuck the tories #fuck the UK government #trans rights are human rights #uk politics