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obeymetheofficial · 2 years
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Obey Me Human Names <3
- thought of by us, no debate, very accurate - diavolo - damien lucifer - lewis mammon - matthew leviathan - lawrence satan - steve asmodeus - alexander beelzebub - brayden belphegor - brendon
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obeymetheofficial · 3 years
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i fantasize about levi smashing his keyboard over my head whenever he rage quits 😍😍😍 yes take your anger out on me, my gaming daddy ♥️♥️♥️
Okay! This is a bit of a strange one but it's alright! I hope you enjoy, it's a bit short but I think it gets the message across. - Mod BelphieBugles
TW: Murder
Levi Takes His Anger Out (MC x Angry!Leviathan)
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You're sitting on Levi's bed, watching as he plays Mass Effect: Legendary. You've never seen him act like this before. Of course he's always been playing games but... today he's acting a bit strange. He's slowly getting more agitated as he continues to miss his shots. "Hey, big papa. Are you doing alright?" You make your way over to him, reaching out to touch his shoulder as an act of reassurance, but suddenly the blue-haired boy has you pinned against the wall. "What did I tell you about INTERUPPTING MY GAMEPLAY?" He screams at you, giving you a full view of his tonsil stones and cavities. It felt a bit wrong to enjoy the sight, but this wasn't the type of thing you would see everyday. Of course he's had a few of his gamer moments, but none have ever been directed at you. You nod you head, "I'm sorry master. I won't do it again." You say, before sitting down back at the bed. He continues to lock eyes with you, even after you sit down. There's something quite menacing lurking behind his yellow orbs today. You wish you could do something, anything, to make him feel better. You look up back at him, noticing that he's holding something behind him. "Levi? What are you doing?" You ask, moving yourself a bit farther away from him. "I told you not to call me that, kitten. Now you will pay for the punishment." He says in a hoarse voice. You don't have time to think before you're hit over the head with his rainbow light-up keyboard. The last thing you hear before you pass out is the sounds of the keys falling to the ground, accompanied by an angry demon hovering over your life form.
Thanks for the submission! I hope you enjoyed it! It was very fun to write! <3
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obeymetheofficial · 3 years
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Brother’s Least to Most Dirt Under Fingernails
Hello my little readerbugs! This is a new Obey Me headcanon blog. We are going to kick off our first post with some headcanons! Feel free to leave any asks, and I hope you enjoy!
Mods MammonLuvr and BelphieBugles <3
1. Asmodeus
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The brother with the least amount of dirt under his nails is definitely Asmo no questions asked. Asmo would not have even a dirt speckle anywhere on his body. He would use 4 different types of nail oils and files them to be perfectly symmetrical daily. Not one thing about this man is filthy or crusty.
2. Mammon
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Mammon is a perfect beautiful model, similar to Asmo but in a more carefree way. I don’t imagine him being dirty musty or crusty but I don’t think he’s very high maintenance about his appearance. His beauty is more of a natural one. You would definitely not have to worry about washing your hands after coming into contact with Mammon.
3. Satan
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In third place is Satan! Satan’s nails are definitely not dirty but I don’t think they are as clean and good looking as Asmo’s and Mammon’s. Satan’s form of nail care would be running a mechanical pencil under his nails to get the dirt out. He would also lick his fingies clean while flipping pages. 
4. Belphegor
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Belphie is an interesting case. Although I don’t think there would be a lot of dirt or grime since he is always asleep, I think that this man is definitely a very sweaty sleeper and as evidenced in the gif above, a drooler as well. I also don’t think his bedsheets are clean and likely have a lot of sweat buildup with a yellow tint. For these reasons I am putting Belphie slightly below average in terms of how clean his nails are.
5. Beelzebub
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Beel is always eating and never cares much about how messy it is or the way he eats. In multiple cards, we see Beel eating foods with such vigor that there is crumbs around his mouth. I believe there is definitely a lot of food buildup from the times he has grabbed his food forcefully (ex: this image). Specifically, I sense a lot of old sauce residue and Cheeto dust. I believe if you shook hands with Beel, there would definitely be a little snack for you to munch on after the fact. As far as nair length and texture, I think his nails would likely be constantly greasy. He definitely has leftovers in his nail chipping holes. Also, Beelzebub is a ginger.
6. Leviathan
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I am placing Leviathan at the bottom of this list for one reason alone: he is what is known as a ‘gamer’. Levi spends a lot, if not most of his time watching anime or playing video games. Gaming is a strenuous activity that often leads to clammy or greasy hands. Since Levi does spend so much of his time consuming media, I doubt that he showers and probably has a fragrant walk-by odor. Because of his gaming addiction and his confirmed stinkiness, I think putting Leviathan as having the most dirty nails is the right thing to do. Leviathan toenails are likely very jagged and claw-like. I think the only form of nail maintenance he does is trimming them so get can press the buttons on his controller better.
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