#bitch keep quiet

[straykidsholicleigh]

Soleil tells me that u met a cute boy at church today 👀

- 🌸

omfg my 🌸 anon, no 😭 don't u dare get excited I've had my heart broken twice already I think I'm good- WHY RU SENDING ME A DM SAYING "girl he's looking for a roommate, go" BITCH NO I'M FINE- @soleil-like-the-lillies-or-sun I'm fucking killing u 😃🔪

#leigh answers #🌸 anon #bitch keep quiet

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Track list for Fig and the Cig Figs independently published Junior Year album (officially named “Infaethable”)

Teenage Rebellion

Night Yorb (a heavy metal banger)

Summer Scaries

Devils Nectar

Time Quangle (a love song about Ayda)

Multiclass (Gorgug sings on this!)

The Ballad Of Lucy Frostblade (Kristen was the one who convinced Fig to write this)

So Late, So Tactical

Do You Have A Fucking Warrant

Cassandra (Can You Hear Me)

Hall Of Mirrors

President Applebees (written entirely in the night after Kristen gets elected by a drunk Fig with extremely drunk notes by Kristen)

Raging For Love (inspired by Gorgug, of course)

The Elven Oracle (Has A Day Job) (So Stop Bothering Her)

Maximum Legend

Fury Of The Ball

Cursed

Infaethable

The Bad Kids

#i neeeeed fig to go indie it’s her destiny #she promises each of them that she’ll dedicate at least one song to them and then dedicates a track to each of them individually #sklondas seething a tiny bit that she called riz the ball but he won’t stop playing it so it keeps getting stuck in her head #adaine summons mephits to help with her track #you can hear her in the background near the end yelling ‘yeah!’ and ‘fuck off!’ #fabian wanted his to sound like a shanty but fig said it wouldn’t go with the vibe of the album #they eventually compromised by having the noise of waves and seagulls subtly in the background throughout #kristen actually cried the first time fig played the ballad of lucy frostblade for them #summer scaries sounds like an olivia rodrigo song #gorgug gets a sick drum solo in raging for love #time quangle opens with fire crackling and a bird cawing and a quiet clip of ayda saying ‘I love you’ before the instrumental starts #fig stuck a quiet sound clip of gilear saying ‘oh fuck’ and then a louder sound clip of her saying ‘oh fuck!’ in cursed #devils nectar is one of the slower tracks on the album #hall of mirrors is heavily inspired by the events at evil mordred and baron so you can hear a lot of influences from baronesian music in it #fig has a fucking sick as hell guitar solo and a couple of samples from just the bottomless pit in general in infaethable #Gorthalax also gets some lyrical input on it #fig manages to get a clip of riz saying ‘the ball bitch!’ to kalvaxus in freshman year to put in fury of the ball #is this too long for an album? maybe but who cares I love this #a good portion of the profits made from the album goes towards college for the party #having thoughts about fig and the cig fig’s Junior year album #autism (mads) speaks #fantasy high #fhjy #fig faeth #fantasy high junior year #dimesnion 20 #d20 fantasy high #fig and the cig figs

[actual-changeling]

Once Ellie learns what a sleepover is, she regularly bullies Tommy into having them with her (he goes willingly but he makes her work for it nevertheless).

He's not only the cool Uncle tm but also the person she can talk to about stuff she doesn't always want to talk to Joel about, either because it would make him worry a lot or because it would be an incredibly awkward conversation she has no intention of having with him. Tommy knows how to keep a secret and he would never betray Ellie's trust.

They maneuver mattresses onto the living room floor and eat enough sugar to kill a small toddler. Most of the time, their nights consist of Ellie doing weird shit to his hair and painful face masks that she discovers in old magazines, watching movies Joel either deeply dislikes or doesn't want her to watch (trying to protect the last of her innocence, sweet attempt but futile, since nothing of that is left anyway), and gossiping; Tommy is GREAT at gossip.

Joel is a bit jealous that he isn't invited, but when he comes to pick her up in the mornings and sees her curled up with Tommy the exact same way he and Sarah would when he made his brother babysit, the bittersweet surge of affection is worth the comparably lonely night in his bed.

Ellie deserves every bit of family she can get.

#alex writes tlou #the last of us #tlou #joel and ellie #ellie and tommy #ellie williams #tommy miller #uncle tommy #joel miller #love y'all have more uncle tommy fluff #yes im still obsessed sorry my tumblr has been quiet lately my brain is being a fucking bitch #anyway i see ur requests in my inbox please do keep them coming i am working on them #ficlet

[houseswife]

wilson is like one of those bitches who puts nicotine patches on their partner in their sleep so that they’ll subconsciously crave their presence and associate their time together with the gratification of it. except instead of doing it sneakily, he openly (even reluctantly) exists as the main source of house’s vicodin prescriptions, not only providing him with the high but maintaining this pavlovian dynamic where he actively contributes to house’s pain relief & survival. he’s essentially his lifeline. and for the most part, he doesn’t even do it on purpose!!! because aside from the literal drug connection, that’s what his friendship is to house, too. what bonnie said about how wilson just tries to be a Good and Normal friend but ‘once you’re the subject of all that attention, it’s addictive’. in season 8, he says “I cannot be responsible for the happiness of gregory house.” and then has the audacity to look shocked when foreman replies, “You are responsible, though.” it’s like he’s painfully aware of their fucked up codependency but simply turns his face away from it. he’s even in denial until the very last moment, until it’s not only his upcoming death on the horizon, but the knowledge that they’re both free. I always found his smile after ‘I’m dead, wilson’ a little chilling. because it feels like he knows what that means — the larger, lethal implications of house disregarding any worry about his own future — and only then is he done fighting it.

#sorry if this is incoherent #house md #hilson #house/wilson #james wilson #greg house #gregory house #I can see house doing the nicotine thing fr but I can’t see wilson doing it covertly #simply because he can never keep it quiet when he pulls off a covert little manipulation #he’s too proud of himself #most of the insane boundary-violating things that house has done he’s only done to satiate his own curiosity #but wilson does them specifically for house’s validation #like the antidepressant thing or the healthy eating #he knows house loves it when he’s a manipulative bitch #so he’d never keep it a secret #whereas house has probably violated every law of privacy towards him w/o ever mentioning it #I need to study them under a microscope etc etc #also can you tell that my personal experience is bleeding into this a little bit #I used to give my (prescribed) adderall to druggies for free in high school because it made them like me more 😬 #and I gaslit myself into thinking I was doing them a solid / doing a positive thing #as if I wasn’t just depriving myself of medication that I needed as well as feeding the addiction of unhealthily high-reliant kids #processing my own issues via james wilson meta >> #I’m also now realising that this teeters into the horrors of mortality a little bit more than just doomed old man yaoi #i’m sorry i’ve spent a year in the hannibal fandom I forgor we’re not meant to casually drop references to percieved suicide pacts #between our blorblos

[tennessoui]

au where jedi healers take a vow not unlike jedi temple guards, but instead of wearing a mask and becoming anonymous, they give up their sight and wear blindfolds to allow the Force to guide their every action. it’s also supposed to blind them to their patients’ differences, which used to be symbolic but since the war between the jedi and the sith broke out, has become much less so

because jedi healers are supposed to heal regardless of if their patient is a jedi or a sith, when they’re deployed on battlefields after the fighting is over, they use the Force to heal every injured person they come upon.

anakin skywalker, who was chosen from the creche and agreed to follow the Healing path at the age of 9, thinks it’s sort of stupid that they have to wait until after the fighting is over to begin to help because he can feel people dying in the Force, he can feel their pain--

young general kenobi, who remembers his old creche-mate anakin skywalker and how blue his eyes once were, thinks it’s beyond foolhardy that this healer is stealing out across an active battlefield, blindfold over his eyes and bending down to heal karking darth maul and single-handedly diverting all of obi-wan’s attention away from the droids and sith legion because now he has to make sure he’s ok he can’t just leave him to the whims of the Force, he’s unprotected and he’s going to get himself killed----

it’s a headache and a half for everyone involved because general kenobi keeps abandoning his battle strategy and sometimes even position to ensure healer skywalker’s safety and healer skywalker keeps dropping everything and everyone the moment he feels obi-wan kenobi get hurt in the Force to rush to his side, Force Vow of Healing Equality be damned.

but......the Council keeps deploying them to the same battlefield because healer skywalker is never more effective as when he knows he must heal fifty mortal wounds before he can rid general kenobi of a headache, and general kenobi is never as ruthless as when skywalker is on the field close to him, in potential harm’s way

despite how much they insist they hate each other 

#kit's silly lil aus #obikin #healer anakin au #writing this out i thought of like five thousand scenes i'd want for this #a scene where obi-wan is pissed at anakin because he keeps fucking fixing one of the sith #so he's not letting anakin heal him and refusing to see one of the clone medics #so they're in his tent and he's just holding a compress to his head wound and bitching at anakin who is bitching back at him #and obi-wan is like 'at least you don't heal DROIDS' very scathing #and anakin goes quiet and is like 'i used to want to be an engineer did you know that?' #and obi-wan is like 'force when we were kids i knew everything about you. crush the size of a senator's ego' #oh and another scene where a sith (lbr maul) attacks anakin and obi-wan gets in the way #and takes the blade for him and anakin kills him rather violently #because i dont like healer anakin aus that take the violence and teeth out of anakin skywalker #so he snaps and breaks his vows to kill maul and eliminate the threat so he can heal obi-wan #and probably the council had encouraged him to become a healer because they could see his capacity for violence and fear and hate #but they couldn't see his attachment to obi-wan #but then not even obi-wan could see that #and a scene after that where obi-wan wakes up in his tent and the first thing he sees is anakin's blue eyes #because anakin broke all his vows to protect and obi-wan and killed many many people to keep them away (in a very feral way) #so what's one more #and obi-wan's first thought is that he missed those eyes #everything else and their consequences can wait #oh also mostly in it for the blindfold sex before this #absolutely here for the blindfold sex #same age aus also my beloved

[swifty-fox]

*slaps roof of Postwar fic*

this baby can fit so much 1900's gay arts culture in it

#boutta drop some frederico lorca in this bitch #gunna 'To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can bring on ourselves' all up in this bitch #If you are my hidden treasure #if you are my cross #my dampened pain #if I am a dog #and you alone my master #gnaws my own leg

[yellowis4happy]

I'm engaged :)

#ive been keeping quiet about it but yeah i wanna marry this bitch #personal

[hum-suffer]

Main phek dungi isko aur iski bairi ko kahi se behenchod

#desiblr #suffer ye suhana nahi #desi tumblr #self therapy in the tags #what am i feeling? angry #why am feeling that? #there were guests in my house who consider me secondary to my brother and it is disappointing because they used to be my favourite before #this bias is new and hence discomfitting #and in front of all the guests my brother glared at me like i was some stupid idiot for not saying “haa” to an unimportant question #i dont want to create a scene but im not someone you mistreat because you're in an off mood #how am i responding to this anger? im trying to keep quiet and focus on something else #i won't waste my enegry on this anger #how did i manage this anger? i texted best didi instantly and bitching about this with her helped me distract myself #and i saw moon boy's texts and talked with him about something unrelated #how long am i going to hold onto this anger? probably two hours

[billford-dump]

Bill and Ford getting into a fight, first verbal, then physical, and then it escalates and suddenly Ford isn't fighting because he's angry, he's fighting for his life because it's kill or be killed and he's so far from home and earth and his brother and everything familiar-

Bill is... Well, no real human could ever come back from something like that. But Bill, impossible as always, sits up from the pool of blood and pushes the pieces back into place and grimaces as they rearrange themselves to where they belong, and he says he's sorry.

Ford isn't a naturally violent person. He doesn't like to fight, or hurt people, but thirty years have brought some feral part of him dangerously close to the surface, ready to be unleashed at a moments notice. Bill didn't mean to push that far, thought he could predict Ford's limits better, but he was wrong. He admits it, and apologizes, even as his body knits itself together with the power he can barely use anymore and blood stains the floor and his clothes and fills the air with a metallic smell.

Ford hasn't lost control like that in years, since even before he came back. He's gotten close, gotten animalistic, but never completely lost it like that. He's scared, but Bill isn’t upset, Bill says I'm sorry and I love you and it's... not fine, but a little bit more okay than before.

Bill isn't quite as okay as he says he is, physically or emotionally, but at that moment Ford is terrified of himself and he needs Bill to be okay. And Bill, for all his rage and bitterness, still cares for this pathetic, dangerous old man. He can pretend, at least for a little while.

#gore #blood #ptsd #billford #gravity falls #bill cipher #ford pines #human bill cipher #ford being traumatized #not particularly detailed gore but better safe than sorry #bill SEVERELY miscalculated #yeah he wants to annoy ford and poke at him and be a thorn in his side til death do them part #(thats what you get for killing me sixer you get an annoying little bitch by your side for the rest of your life) #but at this point their arguments are mostly a game for bill and it stops being fun when ford is scared instead of angry #priority 1 is calm ford down priority 2 is find a quiet place to freak out for a while about almost dying again #like that genuinely terrified him #hes pretty sure the only reason he was able to use enough power to heal himself is because his body died #and it was some sort of reflex to keep himself alive

[straykidsholicleigh]

GIRL PLS RU SURE U JUST DONT HAVE HYUNJIN 2.0 AS UR FAKE BF AKA SOON TO BE BF-

BITCH YES I'M SURE I DON'T HAVE HYUNJIN 2.0 AS MY- SJWNSJSJ BOYFRIEND?? SHUT UP-

#leigh answers #bitch keep quiet #keep ur mouth shut #stop it #i will shove smth down ur throat stfu-

[attex]

Would there be any point where nsh may possibly physically harm 5p over his possession over moon?

the only possibility of this occurring properly is if moon legit fucking Dies bcz of 5p in some manner . otherwise he wouldn't do anything physically, there is no way he could get away with that and not cause moon intense agony

#ask #hexatxt #Anonymous #cs #possessiveness #like even if 5p is threatened with violence to stay quiet or some shit #i doubt he'd comply when its that serious especially if hes hurt a lot he would NOT keep that shit a secret #ik 5p is the bitch to fucking keep his issues to himself and not bring things up etc. bcz he gets easily humiliated and prefers being- #not vulnerable #but being treated aggressively to an unbalanced extent he wouldnt hesitate #(this is all considering that moon and him are actually properly conversing and interacting like legit siblings) #there isnt really a situation where nsh could easily physically harm 5p over moon without that knowledge reaching her somehow #or in general being fully justified in any way #sigmoon #...i guess. any discussion regarding this interp of nsh comes prepackaged with it being sigmoon LOL #(aaaand this is considering they are off string or whatever i guess) #<- i could think of that a lot but im getting a million ideas thinking of the superstructure on superstructure violence and i have to NOT

[mifunebooty]

Love I haven't read nothing about the Oscar's last night

#cherry says #keep quiet bitch kdndkemdkekdk #i said it if its not all of us strangers or bottoms dont talk to me #im late in modern to year movies yes and i pull up with the gay movies #well they still need oscars even if oscars as american prestige awards are just a public fascade still

[philiesslit]

hannibal lecter knows kfc’s 11 secret herbs and spices.

#hannigram #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannibal season four #will graham #the 11 secret kfc herbs and spices #i promise im not stoned #lowkey wish i was though lol #microwaved kfc popcorn chicken hits bro #like that bitch could sniff out each thing like he was a fkn blood hound #kfc pay him to keep quiet #my new headcanon fr #dr lecter

[ev1lmorty]

feel v mean calling out soecific meta but im still kindve fuming over a post i saw w a bit too much engagement a few months ago implying erick couldve never gotten physical w emorty bc if he had emorty wouldve not put up w him as long or wouldve easily been able to defend themself actually it was a poll like. rallying abt what kind of abuse everyone thought emorty had endured like placing bets on how badly rick brutalized him. have we lost the fucking plot lol

#the way u can tell a lot of meta treats morty abuse as some sort of voyeuristic hobby #god i have bitched abt this on my priv so often i forget if ive said it here but i wish ppl could go #yeah i want to fuck rick n i acknowledge he is an abusive figure in his familys life or he didnt ysed to be this bad #but he allowed himself to let go of reality n become this person #like rick isnt just abusive in bed dominating ur reader in planned consenual dom settings. lol. anyways #idk i wuv rnm for having a portrayal of an abusive relationship i can actually fully relate to including the complicated codependent #feelings n having to navigate when things improve n the person gets better n what ur supposed to do when yr basically #left to pick the pieces up urself n how much of the tradegy behind their actions help n how much doesnt matter #im rambling now bc its v v late #also like enabling family when ur created in abuse it keeps going n going ppl no longer are able to acknowledge beths complicity #n jerrys apathy despite being the family scapegoat n at a similiar position to morty but its the quiet parent who tries to stay down #who enables it the most etc #summer loves her brother but gains something from the dynamic if she engages in the toxicity i could go #on #but it still comes back to rick.

[bradshawsbitch]

listen I know y’all are tired of hearing this but literally the safisfy— 🔫

#I WILL NEVER STOP RAVING!!!! #each one just gets better and better?!?! #like I ain’t ever had a hard time keeping quiet #but a bitch was S T R U G G L I NG #eyes rolling like straight up astral projecting #imma need to give the person who made this head #alex talks #alex talks dirty

[snobgoblin]

my mom: tells me she wants me to go away so she sends me to my room then yells at me to go to the living room for dinner

my mom: yells at me for asking a question about something she asked me to do

my mom when I'm quiet at dinner and don't even bother talking to anyone:

#see thats the beauty of it. they get sooooooooo fucking mad when you just dont talk to them #after they do something shitty to you. its like they want you to cry or something #and when you dont they start to get nervous #but like girl you cannot have it botb ways you cant send me to my room and call me annoying #then get pissed when i dont make conversation #bitch i am hURT. you crushed my heart and you keep reinstating my existence is cumbersome to you #so why oh why are you surprised when i just. go. quiet. #vent #vent in tags