#bleh the lizard

[loganslowdown4]

Bleh Beloved

#bleh the lizard #he loves him some lizard men magazine #still giggling #roleslaying with Roman #roleslaying chapter 3

[koboldrikku]

Bleh

#original character #scalie #sfw furry #furry art #furry #furry antro #dnd #kobold #lizardfolk #lizard #blue #druid #dragon #blarliz #artists on tumblr #furry fandom #bleh

[koraichalcum]

lizard lookin ass

#ooc┇╳ #delete later #god I had to redraw apex here like twenty times #its too dinosaur and not enough lizard....too lizard and not enough dinosaur....bleh

[ayjaydraws]

bleh

#ayjaydraws #lizard #symmetrical art #bleh #art #original art #doodle

[the-yearning-astronaut]

Ahh the time of night when you know you probably ought to go to bed but your brain keeps insisting it's too early still so you try to find something to do and absolutely nothing is appealing so you sit and refresh Tumblr every few minutes...

#fox thoughts #executive dysfunction #brain keeps insisting i need background noise but music hasn't been kind to my senses lately #and i finished project hail mary and don't know which audiobook to start now and choosing one feels too big a task #and when i consider watching something the only thing that comes to mind is fuckin #moon Knight for the goddamn 4th time in a week #i literally just finished it again last night #but absolutely nothing else is sounding appealing to my lizard brain rn soooo #bleh #guess i should just #make myself go to sleep regardless of what the brain is telling me rn

[emptyshellofanillusionwizard]

mischievous baby

#green anole #lizard #my sweet sweet baby #they're a feeder lizard so their health was bleh when i got them #but i hope with adequate uvb and gut loaded crickets they'll get better

[lizard-dumbass]

My brain hurts.

#mehhhggg #i feel bleh #lizard-dumbass talks about stuff #text post #coffee did not help

[lizardwithacomputer]

how to make brain ignore bad takes instead of taking them personally

#lizard rambling #I never respond to hot takes but dang does my brain do the runaround on why it's wrong #just get over it you slab of meat #is this part of that emotional dysregulation adhd problem bleh

[foone]

So if Threshold happens to different Trek crews, who gets who pregnant? Voyager is one of the few shows where it makes heterosexual sense, (for lack of a better word, "sense" not being the word anyone would use to describe threshold)

So for Voyager, it being Paris (pilot) and Janeway (captain) makes sense through that lens. Paris, sure, because he is a pilot. We could pick a Science Guy to do it, but then it might be B'Elanna who does the flying fast, and then who is she going to kidnap for Lizard Sex? Harry? ... Yeah it'd be Harry. Anyway once you've picked Paris, you've got to figure out which woman is funniest to have him abduct into Lizardry. B'Elanna? No, not funny enough. She'd be a Klingon lizard and beat him up instead of mating, even if they did get married later. Besides, what if she evolves into a super-advanced Klingon, not a lizard? *claps* PUT TUVOK ON THE SHUTTLE. Kes? No, they already did a Tom v Neelix episode. Seven of Nine isn't on the show yet, so Janeway it is.

Ok so for other shows, we gotta pick a pilot or science guy (who might be screwing around with transwarp, and thus get Lizarded) and someone they could turn into a lizard to have babies with. The show is assuming heterosexual pairings here, but we know about things so we are not so limited.

The original series: as much as I'd love to say Sulu and Uhura ("I'll save you, fair maiden!" "sorry, neither"), I think TOS was much less of an ensemble than later Treks, so it'd need to be Spock. Spock is doing some science stuff, he gets hyper-evolved, and he picks someone else to hyper-evolve and turn into his lizard bride. As much as I want to say "Kirk", I think it's more likely that he runs off with Uhura and then Kirk has to rescue them. Kirk was always about being the one who rescues people, having the Enterprise come rescue Lizard!Spock (is that antisemitic?) and Lizard!Kirk and it's called commanded by McCoy? Nah.

TNG: the direct analogy to VOY would mean we have Wesley and... Picard? No, no, and no. Sorry. Frankly, we already had this plot on TNG (Genesis), and canonically the answer is Worf and Troi. The problem with it being a pilot thing is that Wesley is a child and Data (the official science guy) is an android, so he can't really be hyper-evolving. We could go with Geordi, the other Science Guy, but then we've got the image of a black man kidnapping a white woman. Uhhhh no. We already did that episode and it is an example of Deep Shame for the show. So Worf and Troi it is.

DS9: so this is what inspired me to make this post. We all agree Sisko would be a damn good father to his lizard babies, but would it be him? If so, with who? You could have it be Dax, and she lizards first and kidnaps him, which makes some sense given that she's a Science Guy. But you also have to consider Weird Guys. Every Trek series needs a Weird Guy so that whenever an ancient alien artifact turns the whole crew into Muppets or whatever, they can be the one who isn't affected and can thus solve it. This is all to say, Odo/Kira could be done. We've had a few episodes where he's been shown to do very extreme things out of his pining for her, so it makes some sense. Odo/Quark would be funnier but given how the DS9 writers handled Profit and Lace, I really don't want to see them do a gay mpreg episode.

ENT: the series with canon mpreg! Direct translation of would be Mayweather/Archer. Mmm. Probably not. I think it's gonna be a rarepair: Trip/Hoshi. Trip/T'Pol is too canon to be funny. The next best option is Archer/T'Pol and that's just kinda bleh. It makes sense but it's just the kind of thing they'd do and it'd be bland. We can do better. Honorary mention: Trip and Reed.

I've not watched enough of the New Treks to have an opinion there. Maybe SNW: Ortegas and La'an. Don't ask why.

#Star Trek #threshold #threshold day

[mochinomnoms]

sorry for absolutely hammering ur askbox my brain is just going vroooom like a sugar rush

first of all the 30 kids (adopted or spawned via an uterus) with Kalim could all be cats (el gato-) much to Jamil’s and everyone else dismay but tbh idk what’s worse 30 goblins who screech and run everywhere or 30…goblins who screech and run everywhere.. at least kids have tax benefits??? but do u rlly need that when kalim is LOADED (..like a lotta people at nrc)

two is eating hyena/lion/wolf/eel/octopus/bat/crocodile/…lizards?? (Looking at u malleus)/ ..whatever other animal counterparts of any student considered psychological warfare if u do it in front of them

it’s on-site if it’s Crowley though I’m eating crows like it’s the last day I live ‼️

🇫🇷

babe i'm just getting to this now but pls know that i fucking love you (even if your french, bleh)

tax benefits are tax benefits, idc man how rich my spouse is. I imagine that realistically speaking, Kalim's 30 siblings are either mostly adopted, a product of more than one birth parent, or a combination of the two. either way, 30 is too much of anything and I'm setting a hard limit.

I do agree, we should eat animal counterparts of the students to establish dominance. even if not edible. ESPECIALLY if they're not edible. power move.

#mochi asks #🇫🇷 anon

[fallloverfic]

Solo Leveling Episode 6 Thoughts

Excellent ep!!! Spoilery thoughts for the anime, novel, and manhwa below, also CW: blood, murder

The OP is still so good. Between Studio PPURI's animation and the song, just ahhh. I'm so excited for the Igris fight in the show T-T

Oooh more Go Gunhee and Woo Jinchul! It's fun to see how much more they're showing up, even more than in the manhwa! Jinchul looks really nice.

lakjdalj I know when Jinchul says, "Would it be all right if I asked for a bit of instruction? . . . It might be the kind of change of pace you need, too." (smile) he's saying, "let's spar" (it's a martial arts thing), but alkdjlaj I love this addition to the cute flirtiness of their relationship. It's very sweet. The novel gave us Gunhee asking Jinchul out for drinks, and now Jinchul is like, "let's spar :3". It's so cute.

Jinwoo v the dungeon boss is pretty cool. It's neat to see Jinwoo move so much, and the animation is gorgeous.

Jinwoo's jacket is giving me Seragaki Aoba DRAMAtical Murder vibes with its ridiculously wide collar lol (Doesn't help they're both that same bright blue).

Gunhee's fond gaze as he faces Jinchul :3 Also it's neat to see Gunhee fight. There's like no way we'll get to him facing the Frost Monarch this season (it's just not gonna get that far with 12 episodes under 30 minutes each, and considering we're only at the Lizards fight in episode 6), so it's a nice little preview of hopefully future seasons.

They're so cute T-T

Jinwoo sadly accepting he'll get betrayed T-T He's so used to it T-T And Jinho standing by him!!! Love He :3 Even Jinwoo is like : D Jinho still calling him bro, bless.

O.O Park Heejin, Gina, and Lee Bora (had to look her up, since she's a manhwa-original character, and I believe only actually named in Arise) know each other??? And Gina is wearing normal clothes before reincarnation timeline??? Marvels, all!!! And they know Iron??? (And of course he's still a dick lol) This is so nice :3 Folks know each other :3 It's really wonderful world expansion.

Jinwoo with his necromancy shadow energy already, looks beautiful.

The song during the Lizards fight section (Dark Aria <LV2> by Hiroyuki Sawano, lyrics by Benjamin) is gorgeous. I don't know why tumblr is screwing up the formatting here. The link works. It just looks bad.

Jinwoo using dash to appear in front of Kyuhwan was an amazing bit of animation that was honestly terrifying alkdjlaj His face alkdjalj It's terror time, indeed.

Bye Dongsuk. Aww, poor Jinho, just getting nearly murdered and traumatized a dozen times, but hey, you get a sugar baby out of it kind of, so win-win?

I feel like learning a bunch of people died is the really wrong time to geek out over armor releases.

And a little peek of Dongsoo. Bleh.

Wonderful episode :3 Loved all the stuff they added! This series continues to feel like really fun fanfiction in all the best ways. The animation was beautiful! The music was great! Jinwoo is going through so many discoveries and revelations and realizing how confining and horrifying the system is in new ways, and Jinho is having all sorts of discoveries of his own. Can't wait until S01E07.

More episode thoughts:

S01E05

S01E06 (you are here)

S01E07

S01E08

S01E09

S01E10

S01E11

S01E12

#solo leveling #solo leveling spoilers #sung jinwoo #yoo jinho #park heejin #go gunhee #woo jinchul #great episode #fallfthoughts #나 혼자만 레벨업

[whitefangz]

#polls #hello #my characters #corrin #Only as a dragon. human is normal

[dzamie-oc]

Voretober 24 - Harvest

Length: 1400 words Vore type: F/M, oral vore Fandom: None (Kahudra) Other info: unwilling prey, kobold/rabbit, feral prey, digestion Summary: A garden during harvest season is a great place to find a meal! A rabbit knows this, and unfortunately, doesn't consider that may be more universal than he'd like.

On the outskirts of Dilmar City, a garden's plants grew heavy with vegetables. The garden was, of course, guarded by a fence. Easily ten feet high, a wooden frame bounded a shimmering, magical barrier, designed to completely but harmlessly repel any fox, deer, and possibly even a bear.

But not, William thought as his paws pushed through the layer of grass from below, a bunny. A little more digging, and the exit - now entrance - to his hole was wide enough to fit whatever he could drag back with him, as well as his soon-to-be-bulkier body. Extrication, however, could wait: he had a feast fit for a whole warren for him to peruse and enjoy. William shook off some dirt and began to hop through the rows of plants.

Cabbage, onions, some spinach, pumpkins… William slowed his pace at the line of carrot leaves poking out of the ground. Just before he could start digging, however, his ears perked up at a sound: the voice of a yellow and orange kobold using a magic staff like a walking stick, grumbling to herself.

"Stupid superstitious humans. 'Magic corrupts the crops' my scaly tail." She bent down, hefted a pumpkin thice William's size, and placed it on a nearby cart before biting down on the stem to sever it and spitting out the part stuck in her mouth. "Bleh. Tastes like food's food. I don't know what that elf sees in this job besides a worse paycheck than-"

William froze when one bright yellow eye focused on him. Slowly, smoothly, the lizard turned to face the bunny. He tensed, preparing to run straight back to his hole; fangs that pointy and sharp, and mention of "food's food" set his fur on end. But maybe she hadn't actually seen him, or maybe she'd-

The kobold took a deep breath, glanced left and right, then laid down on the cart, letting one arm and the lower half of her legs and tail hang down. "Ah, hell, every carrot you eat is one I don't have to pull up." She laughed, and adjusted her head to avoid laying on her horns. "But lucky you that this is some human's field and not my dragon's."

After waiting several seconds for her to move again, and her failing to do so (save for a lazy twitch of her tail), William took a cautious hop up to the carrot. Then sunk his claws into the dirt. Then did so again, digging faster as the kobold continued to do absolutely nothing about it. Before long, the carrot was out of the ground and, nibble by nibble, vanishing into him. Not even the leaves were spared.

Emboldened by this odd lack of action, the bunny moved to the next carrot. It came up faster, partly from his confidence, but also because it was truly scrawny. Still, food is food, and its size meant it simply disappeared faster. After wiping some dirt from his mouth with a paw, he saw a set of leaves he was certain belonged to a truly delicious specimen, a little closer to the cart. The kobold was completely still, and possibly asleep. So, William took one hop, then another, and started to dig.

Suddenly, a sharp pain jolted through his ears! A strong pressure held them together, then lifted him up by them, until he stared the kobold, now smiling, right in the eyes. William struggled, wiggled, and kicked at the air, but her grip around his ears was far too firm to drop free. A thoughtful look replaced her cold smile, and for a moment, the bunny dared to hope she'd changed her mind.

"Let's see���" she muttered, drawing her staff closer to William with her other hand, "probably don't need much mana into this one. I do want it to end quickly, after all."

The staff tapped William's head, and he heard a firm command: "Sleep." He shook his head, trying to both ignore and use the pain to fight it. Seconds passed, but he remained awake - though his normally strong legs felt like heavy weights dangling from him; he tried to kick again, but felt them barely twitch. To his horror, the kobold noticed this, and bared her fangs in a wicked grin. "Perfect," she purred.

Without getting up from her resting position, she simply lifted him over her head and opened her jaws wide; William could only stare down at the perilous, pink expanse, framed by deadly-sharp fangs and framing an even deadlier dark throat entrance. Her breath was warm and soft against his fur as she lowered him, and once again William had to fight to stay awake. One blink later, and her breath surrounded him, full of unfamiliar but instinctively dangerous scents, yet the gentle, warm pressure of her throat around his hind legs made a powerful argument in favor of giving in to slumber.

The pressure around his ears vanished as the new, lighter one crept up his midsection, threatening his forelegs as well. His ears, sore from the kobold's grip, folded back against his head and back, and then, with a loud clack, she snapped her jaws shut, surrounding him in darkness. An even louder GULP sent a shot of energy coursing through his body, and he kicked as hard as he could against the walls of her throat… which, in his sleepy state, wasn't very hard at all. Her gullet's embrace climbed to his neck, and then wrapped around his head.

The predatory lizard swallowed once more, and irresistible muscles shoved William deeper into her body; his hindpaws slid into a more open yet definitely more deadly chamber, followed soon by his hips, his belly, and the rest of him. His fur was matted down with drool and other juices. Completely cleaned of dirt, he had no doubt, but the thought that the kobold's stomach would soon clean him off of his bones…

Sheer terror, or perhaps her spell wearing off, threw some fight back into him. With newfound strength, he thumped his hindpaws down as hard as he could, as though trying to jump in his confined space. Though muffled by the flesh around him, he heard a surprised "woah!" from his captor, and then William's surrounding's rotated as the kobold sat up. This did little to dissuade the bunny, who simply kept kicking her stomach walls. She growled, and a new pressure from outside pushed against him, as though she could simply force him to be still and accept his fate. William, of course, did his best to not do that, and kept at his assault.

The kobold's stomach rumbled, and what little space he had to ready his kicks was taken from him in a large belch - at least, from the small bunny's perspective. William tried to kick more, but with her stomach pressing in on him even closer than before, he couldn't manage much power behind them. Not that the constant, cloying massage all around him wasn't trying to finish what her earlier sleep spell had nearly done. William could barely focus on much else besides staying awake and continuing to thrash - not even kicking - when the scaly predator jostled him around more hopping off the cart.

"Welp, that's enough of a rest. Boring human job or not, I have my pride as a diligent kobold," she said to herself, and to her unwilling eavesdropper. Between her steady crouching and lifting, the darkness around him, the increasingly stale air, and her stomach constantly kneading acids into his fur, it wasn't long before William succumbed, closing his eyes for the last time.

-

Rinta gave a grunt of effort as she hoisted the last pumpkin onto the cart. Her stomach grumbled around the gradually diminishing heap of rabbit meat and fur stewing inside. The kobold gave her belly an appreciative pat, and it responded by sending up another burp. She grinned to herself; the free live food did make up for the very un-adventurer-like manner of the job, she supposed. She crouched down and started on the line of carrots, quietly hoping that the tasty, squirmy bunny hadn't been the extent of ther farm's pest problem.

#v/ore #v.ore #vorefic #voretober #kobold #bunny #furry #anthro #furry pred #kobold pred #feral prey #unwilling prey #digestion #ocs #oc: rinta #kahudra #text #writing #writers on tumblr

[wiiwarechronicles]

what are the parfait families favorite foods (I know granola likes Canadian bacon)? they all hold such a special place in my heart :3

THANK YOU!!! I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THEM!!!

Well granola doesn’t just like Canadian bacon she’s just got weirdass tastes .. When she’s a toddler her favorite lunch is meat that comes in slices (like Canadian bacon) and also pieces of pears and mangoes. So particular about food that people prepare for her but there are multiple times when she’s little where H has to pin her down and force what’s left of a poor unfortunate lizard out of her mouth…

Yogurt REALLY loves fruits he loves fruits he can pull apart like citruses and pomegranates and the like. Little fruit boy. When he and fundy were living in las Nevadas it was impossible to keep that little baby clean. Most of his food ends up on his face instead of in his mouth. Or maybe it’s just more noticeable than on other people because he’s got white fur! Who can say? He also really loves cheddar and broccoli soup (which his dad is good at making)

H bakes a lot but he enjoys baking more than actually eating what he bakes Y’know? That’s the kids jobs they’re the ones to scarf down egg tarts. What h really loves is red meat and what he eats isn’t raw but it might as well be. BLOODY. It’s horrible fundy finds it absolutely disgusting and even worse H thinks that’s hilarious. He likes leaving cow blood smooch marks on fundy’s face to gross fundy out.. GOD!!! SHE/HES!!!!!

Ok this is very specific but that’s becos I think abt this all the time and have drawn it a bunch but Fundy goes absolutely rabid for H’s pot pie. Favorite food used to be spider eyes (bleh maybe favorite isn’t the right word. He was just sort of ? Reliant? On them) but now he will scarf down a slice like a wild animal . When granola was a WIP fundy would just crave this constantly and H loved indulging him.

#answering this neow because I’ve been feeling weird about the inbox lately sorry #thank you for the ask though I loveeee thinking about them and stuff they like #m3ow124 #maidsmop #parfait au

[neonleonsmessymindpalace]

I hope you aren’t feeling too ‘bleh’ today, but the marvel sounds fun! Have you seen the new Spider-Man movie? It’s great!!!

you should try to get more sleep. Even if it feels like you’ve gotten enough, don’t hesitate to get some more!

I loved the one-liners- they put a smile on my face 😊

The space-lizard sounds so cool! (I wonder if he knows anything about getting over Astrophobia…)

And yes, you can call me Emmie- Such a cute nickname!!

My otter says hi!

-Emerson/Emmie

Spiderverse has actually become my newest hyperfixation!

Who's your favourite character?

Mine are Miles & Gwen 🤞🏾

You enjoyed my one-liners? That's awesome! 😎

*high five*

I'd bet Xino knows! Xe's the coolest space dino Iizard I know!

You otter looks incredibly comfy!

Neon Leon says Hi!

Hope you're doing great, Emmie!

🤌🏾💙✨️

#neon leon shittalks #neon leons messy mind palace #mikeys world of feelings #donnies exceptional mind #raph a roni blog #xinothespaceace #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rottmnt fandom #leonardo hamato #rise leonardo #rise leo rp #rise leo roleplay #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt leo roleplay #tmnt rp blog #rottmnt rp blog

[talesofmetalandmagic]

Do Ascended crocodiles dream of electric hawks?

I mentioned Renekton having a need for sleeping powder. This is something Nasus came up with to calm him down, but was unable to do it himself, as he lashed into rage whenever he saw him.

“I will never forgive you, traitor! Never!”

So guess who had to step in in the Curator’s stead.

“You feathered bastard, you’re not poisoning me!”

“It’s not poison, dearest. It will soothe you.”

“You’re as sharp-tongued as he, Azir. You, who put me in chains… caged me like a pet lizard.”

Renekton is in fact in chains, in the main hall of the flourishing garden he’s in. They’re loose chains, of course, and padded, but chains nonetheless.

Azir had seven brothers and sisters. He can’t imagine the pain he’d feel at seeing one of them in such a state.

“I’ll drink first. So you’ll see I mean not to trick you.”

“Aren’t these headaches enough pain? You add yourself to it! You loathsome parody of a bird!”

Azir takes a sip and leaves the bottle by Renekton’s side. Tears fall down the Butcher’s face, most of headache and pain. Without anything to lash at, his wrath turns to himself.

After Renekton has fallen asleep, Azir takes a hefty sip of coffee to contrast the sleeping powder – bleh, it’s so bitter… come on, do it for Renekton, be a leader – and wraps him neatly in the woven sheets.

He chatters like fever, sobbing to himself.

I was like this too, when you hurt me on Xerath’s commands. Renekton was furious, at first. He slapped him, kicked him, lashed him. He once shoved him off a flight of stairs – hooded – because he felt like it.

Through the panic, and the film of sweat it elicits in him, Azir strokes his designated uncle’s face with medicines and caressed his ragged scales.

Once you held me tight, taught me the arms, loved me like I too was yours. Now I carry scars for your torment, and I’m too weak to loathe you.

Your brother loves you, I love you.

He’s tired of wallowing in pain. Put him to death, his parents whisper. An emperor must show a firm stance. He disgraced you.

“Nasus…”

Azir gasps in place. Renekton shakes under the covers, rattling the chains. “Don’t do it, brother. Don’t lock me down there…”

“No, Ren. You’re safe.” Azir massages his temples, kisses his knuckles, strokes his hands. “You’re not locked down there. You’re safe.”

You’re not locked down there, baby bird. I’m here. You’re safe.

“You’ll never enter that tomb…”

That coffin again.

“And your brother loves you. He loves you. He would never…”

…let anything hurt you again, baby bird.

“I can hardly look at him, he hurt me so much back then”, Azir tells Nasus. “He frightens me. Yet I must heal him and show kindness. There’s some of him left.”

“I will never thank you enough, dearest baby bird.” Nasus’ eyes are filled with tears. Renekton still loathes him, even in that gilded cage. Perhaps even hope was a folly.

“I love him too. He’s my dear uncle. And I… I feel responsible for his state.”

“It was never you, sweetest. Yet I pray you find the strength to forgive him. Hurting you pains him even more than you think.”

Maybe I will. But not you, Xerath. Never.

#league of legends #lol #azir #emperor azir #omah azir #Nasus #Renekton #xerath #azir’s new groove