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ravenkroftsmastas · 2 years
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spirallingstarcases · 4 months
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bunnytrick 💖
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whatsnewalycat · 1 year
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I’m being totally fine and normal about the gay pirate show season 2 existing on film.
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lotusneedsserotonin · 2 years
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live laugh 4town
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ghost-inacup · 2 years
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Hey bitches guess who has a drawfee fixation now
Anywho this is inspired by this episode, re: bugs and elmer: https://youtu.be/EEY3kRk7jks?t=1552
Time and again, you play this game. 
It begins the same. Your team talks to his and his manager then talks to yours who talks to you and like a damned fool, you agree each time. 
And each time he flashes that dazzling smile at you while you know the contract is being skewed in his favour but you don’t care at that moment because he looks happy near you and a few thousand dollars doesn’t matter in front of him looking into your eyes soulfully, even if it's only for the cameras.
You both smile as he hugs you, screaming “ We got back together! OMG Elmy baby i love you so. Much.” And you say I love you back and try to convince yourself it's all fake.
It didn’t use to be, but then, he wasn’t always a selfish prick. Now you couldn’t convince him to look at you if he didn’t get any money.
The first time, the love was there. Or so you liked to believe. It's a blur now, but he stands out clear in all those memories. Smiling, happy,innocent. He was like an angel, genuinely wanting to make a change and form genuine connections.
You wonder what happened.
Or were you just wearing rose tinted glasses, ignoring all those red flags?
The first time they approached you with this idea was just a year after the breakup. You laughed in their faces. Who the fuck even proposed this idea?
But then he called you and said he wanted to do it, to get back closer,and you were putty in his hands.
God it hurts every time.
Every time he plays you, makes you believe he loves you and then releases a video titled “We broke up.” 
And everytime you promise yourself you won’t go back, you won’t do this to yourself, but then he kisses you in the back of the car and you can’t leave.
The fans wonder. Of course they wonder. They theorise that you know, that he isn’t playing you, that it's a mutual agreement.
But then they also wonder if anyone can act that good.
And they're right both times.
You say it's for the money, but all this time you're fighting for love.
You wish desperately for him to mean it when he says ‘I love you.’
But you know he won’t change.
He will never love you.
If only you could stop hoping.
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Yeah anyways i haven't watched a lot of their videoes yet, but the ones i have have me frothing at the mouth, thank you @chucklingmaniacally for making me a bit insane about this
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We’re on a Wu Zi Mu(Woozie) brainrot train today folx. I’ll be back to posting mafia content soon
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dougielombax · 9 months
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Who the fuck thinks you can GROW concrete?
Fucking brainrot!
But if you convince enough brainrot ridden human cattle what can’t think for themselves that you CAN grow concrete, they’ll believe it!
And they’ll see it as an indisputable truth.
Which it isn’t.
You can’t grow concrete!
This is NOT up for discussion!
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jardaddy-a · 1 year
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The old laniaturian village where Lotus used to live before she became a member of Jardin sits at the very center of a lake somewhere in Northern China , and the lake surrounded by a high plateau , so outsiders need to trek the vast forests and the mountainous regions to reach the lake that sits in the bottom of a bowl-like structure  , it is one of the minor Celare sanctuaries considering its population of only a hundred residents .       The high plateau is surrounded by various waterfalls , the men of the village climb over the plateau and trek the forests to hunt , while the women are responsible for defending and protecting the village and children .       The women of the village are trained and ruthless warriors and have been taught to fight at early adolescence .      Humans who brave attempting to breach the village often fail to pass its barriers since the warriors scare them off by posing as water beasts , stubborn humans will experience turbulent waters and storms conjured by the villagers , and if they ever manage to survive these disasters , the women swim towards the survivors and drown them .     ( which often leads to the survivor’s carcasses or cadavers being hung on the village gates like some grotesque war trophy , serving to warn others not to mess with them .      they’re often merciful because they allow humans to escape after scaring them off , but if they continue to trek the village despite given mercy to leave in peace , that mercy will eventually crumble . )
Lotus was born with a very strong sense of desire to defend her home and protect her people , while she still hasn’t moved on properly from the loss of her village , she vowed that she would be more successful in protecting the rest of the Celare sanctuaries ,  Jardin / Natura along with it .     She doesn’t want her people to lose their precious homes ever again . 
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mapledrawsarts · 9 months
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Old brainrot came back for round two baybeee
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homeskllet · 6 months
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skytober day 31 - favourite skylander
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MADE IT TO THE END BAYBEEE
anyway brainrot is stored in the chop chop
this is a slight redesign i came up with a while ago for funsies.
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allthewhumpygoodness · 10 months
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Passed an empty ski resort on my very long car ride and it got me having brainrot about the potential of skiing whump.
Finally a scenario I have a bit of personal experience with! In middle school a friend of mine and her mom took me skiing with them one weekend and I 1) had a cold for half the time and 2) did a slippy slidey summersault down the majority of one of the hills and ended up with thankfully no broken bones but absolutely shredded the skin on my wrist. So naturally I AM NOW CONSIDERING the many variations.
Personally I adore the thought of a whumpee being invited by friends (preferably ones a little more well off than they are so they Don't Know How To Act and it just adds to their awkwardness) to this fun winter experience --but of course So Many Things go wrong:
They could catch a cold/flu
They could get sick and then continue to ski while pretending they're fine so they don't "ruin" things
Depending on how big the place is, they could get lost
Maybe they're not even in the same country that they're from and don't speak the same language as the locals?
If a snowstorm blows in while they're stuck out there it could get Bad
Hypothermia and/or frostbite baybeee
Or even just mildly frost-nipped ears and fingers is Big Unpleasant
Of course, they could get injured falling/smashing into something
Anything from bruises and scrapes to broken bones to a concussion
Mild, but a wind/sunburn wouldn't be comfortable, especially on top of any of the above
Realizing they're terribly scared of heights...while halfway up the lift
Anyway, ski whump!
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anticidic · 21 days
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Thanks for the tag @diary-ofamadwoman !! ✨
RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
antemortem
with me, disaster finds a playfield
foiled fables redux
chuudazai bitching oneshot
grimdark fairytale shit
fyozai soulmates au but not really hehe
domestic skk but one of them is dead
decay of angels dazai pt 2 baybeee
Tagging: @darke-faerie @mothboypoison @ohhcinnybuns @twinksintrees @flyolai-brainrot @written-in-my-pages @that-one-raccoon @iamthemess
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inactivegaz · 6 months
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the only one i'll ever miss
gaz x oc (vaughn “cowboy” ballinger)
description: “It’d be great if you didn’t mangle my face, Garrick.” Vaughn chuckled, “I kind of need it.”
He laughed along, trying to hide the anxiety that wouldn’t go away from earlier in the evening, “I’ll try my best, Ballinger.”
or Agent Ballinger gets hurt on a breach and clear of what should’ve been an empty house and Gaz needs to clean her up.
it was simply vaughngaz brainrot time baybeee :)
AO3
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Agent Ballinger stomped out of the pseudo-interrogation room, shutting the door with just a little bit more force than necessary. Gaz met her while exiting the viewing room, leaving another agent to watch their superiors.
“That was intense, you alright?”
She let out a frustrated sigh and leaned against the cool wall, “yeah. Sorry you had to see all that.” She apologized for the outburst that had Captain Price sending her out of the room. “Price said you could patch me up.”
Gaz nodded and let his hand rest on her back as he led her to another room, “don’t wanna wait for Laswell?”
“No, it might be a while.” She shook her head, stopping in front of an array of supplies that lay on the countertop.
“Word.”
“Also, it’d be great if you didn’t mangle my face, Garrick.” Vaughn chuckled, holding a sheet of bloody gauze to the right side of her jaw. “I kind of need it.”
Helping the American onto the counter in front of him, he laughed along, trying to hide the anxiety from earlier that refused to go away, “I’ll try my best, Ballinger.”
“You better.” She looked up at him with sleepy eyes. 
Gaz was busy watching the supplies on the counter, getting the cream ready to lay across her jaw.
“Laswell did that already,” the agent informed, putting her unoccupied hand over the top of Gaz’s, “before you two brought in our guest .”
“Good to know.” He mumbled, setting the packet down, instead reaching for the already threaded needle. “You sure you don’t want to wait for Laswell?”
“I trust you.” 
Gaz gave an exasperated laugh, “I’m about to stick a needle in your face.”
“Yeah,” Vaughn shrugged, trying to hold back a smile, “and I trust you to do a good job.”
“Then you need to shhh .” Kyle explained, putting on a pair of gloves before reaching for the needle once again. “You’re the one with a gash on your face and I’m nervous.”
The agent shrugged, a lopsided smile on her round face as she finally took the bloody gauze off her jaw, showing off the angry wound. “Get to work, Garrick.”
In order to work on the injury, he had to get closer. Making space between her knees that were on the edge of the countertop and to get her jaw in better lighting, he used his right hand to tilt her head up and to her left. A position so familiar and so simple that was now so daunting and too intimate for the situation they were in.
As he did the first pass, he felt her hand come up and hold onto his wrist to occupy her mind by messing with the ends of his jacket sleeve. She may have been trying to keep the mood light but it was clear that she was shaken up by what happened in that townhouse.
“Can you say something?” She muttered out, eyes welded shut.
“‘Bout what?” He asked, focusing on the task at hand.
“Fuck—“ she grumbled as he poked and prodded, “anything but the mission.”
“I was thinking that maybe next time you, uh, you come out to my place, we could–” he got distracted as she almost flinched away from him.
“Sorry.” Vaughn huffed out, eyes still closed.
“You’re fine.” He mumbled, swiping across her jaw idly. Looking up at his girlfriend, he then noticed just how hard her grip was on his wrist. “Hey, Vaughn, look at me.”
She let out a deep, shaky breath before opening her deep brown eyes to meet his worried gaze.
“You’re fine .” He stated, pausing the task at hand. “You’re okay.”
Nodding, Vaughn let a tear slip down her round cheek, “it was a real close call, Kyle. Too close.” All she could think about was how it felt when she was yanked to the ground; the pain at the back of her head, the air leaving her body for a split second. Then the knife and the way it felt as it glided against her skin—
“Hey, don’t go back there,” Gaz wiped away the one, two, three tears that slipped down as he tried to pull her back to the moment. “You’re with me, Vaughn. It’s alright.”
Closing her eyes once again, she took a long breath, reigning her thoughts back in, “thanks for being here.”
Kyle knew what she meant as he went back to the task, but he was hoping he could get away with being a smartass, “Just doing my job.”
She kind of laughed? “You’re hilarious.”
It worked.
“Keep your day job, Sergeant.”
He was nearly finished, “just trying to lighten the mood.”
She shrugged, peeking at him through dark lashes, “...it worked. I suppose.”
It was silent as he finished patching up the cut, only the hum of the fluorescent overhead light taking up the room.
“All done.” He mumbled, setting everything down and quickly returning Vaughn’s tired glance.
She didn’t want to let go of Gaz, keeping her grasp on him as he took his hand off of her face and brought it down to rest on her waist. “Thank you.”
Kyle pressed his forehead to hers, “you’re welcome. I’m glad you’re safe.”
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just-jordie-things · 4 months
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Hello Jordie! How are you? How’s the new year been treating you? I’m finally starting to buckle down and write the imagines and stories in my head, and it’s not going too well. (At least I don’t think so anyway.) I wrote a beginning bit, but as I go I feel the need to delete it, but what if it’s better with it? I feel like I’m making things to detailed and I worry I made him too whipped for her that readers will find it ridiculous. Any advice for a new writer? If not, no worries, I understand people have different flows and such. Have a fantastical day!
-Anon
yes you got this!! write whatever you want!! write your favs out of character!!
you're your own worst critic. do u know how much i write and think what i'm writing is crap in some way? like oh this character doesn't seem very accurate or the vibe just isn't there and i fear what i'm writing is bland- who cares ?? write poorly. write poorly a lot. the only way you'll find our style and get into a groove is through trial and error!!! and honestly? write poorly and post it anyways. you'll learn very quickly that not everyone is as critical as you are- and that's ok! that's wonderful! the little unpolished things you won't like, others will love!! (for me it's run on sentences, took me forvever to get into comma lovin, and look at me now baybeee)
also, when i get into blocks, i dive into brainrots. some lil blurbs or headcanons here and there to get the creative juices flowin. as of late rewatching edits has also helped me get inspired LMFAO i'm dead serious tho
at the end of the day i hope you enjoy the process!! if you're not having fun, take a break!! best of luck to you tho!!
((also, would you like to be tagged anon anon??))
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umhuhwellthen · 5 months
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Hi hello everyone the rabbit brainrot is sinking in but the turtle brainrot is still going strong, so instead of working on my wips an au that keeps haunting the back of mind may soon be coming to light,
It's a miyamoto usagi x rise donnie single dads/sugar daddy au
It's comic usagi with only a few backstory/relationship tweaks to better fit rottmnt world.
Donnie is aged up and Shelldon is aged down to make him around Jotaro's age but a few years older.
Rambles/Ideas about this below:
Donnie(+the rest of the gang) are all grown up adults, Leo and Raph still live in the lair, Mikey has moved out but rooms with April, there's background caseynardo(Cassandra not Junior) and Leo's considering moving out too, or to expanding the lair/taking another part of the sewers as home to live with Casey, Draxum is entertaining the idea of moving in with Splinter, aroace sunset duo because im aroace and say so, and this fic/au is all about self indulgence baybeee
Oh yeah about Shelldon being younger than canon, so Jotaro is also younger than canon, daycare-1st/2nd grade age range, ill have to review child development stages for specific age but its a toddler/kid era Jotaro and kid Shelldon. Basically Shelldon started out the same as canon except his first form was a lot more robotic with less personality and when the guys reprogrammed him he gained sentience like how 2k3 Nano did, starting out with having the mind like that of a young human child before maturing, because tech gaining sentience is like being born. So Shelldon isn't teen son to another teen but actual toddler son to teen, and yes he goes haywire but its more he's programmed to no longer favor Donnie and Donnie ruins his fun playtime and doesn't realize what he's doing is wrong or too far cuz he's a toddler he doesn't know what morals are or what's socially acceptable and the only reason he gets what object permanence is is because he's advanced ai.
Anyway by the time of meeting Jotaro Shelldon is now a kid instead of toddler(3rd/4th grade I'm thinking), and Donnie is in his mid-late 20s. Usagi is older but idk by how much, not like creepy agegap, but enough between them that Usagi feels like as the elder he should be taking charge instead of relying on the younger man. And Donnie is just like, we are two parent-aged adults of sound mind and body able to make our own decisions, I have free time/money, you don't, let me take care of you.
This is what happens when you binge read leo#sagi/leoi#chi/usatello/doni#chi fics and they don't scratch that specific itch and then you remember that one post going; Cant find that fic/fanart you want? Make it yourself.
Also in my mind its
Donsagi-for both yui#chi usagi x donnie(any) and miyamoto usagi x donnie(any)
Usatello- specifically for miyamoto usagi x donnie(any)
Don#ichi- specifically for yui+#chi x donnie(I've only seen this with rise donnie but ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ any )
Censoring so it doesn't show up in tag , my own personal preference, everyone has their own
To explain why I'll be tagging posts of this with specifically usatello only
Also what brought on this au was Usagi and Jotaro feels and seeing cute fankids of Donnie(and other turts but mostly Donnie's) and remembering buddy daddies anime and reading kakairu with accidental/purposeful baby acquisition and then the realization of fanon!yui&$chi usagi being discount Miya and remembering my yearning for donsagi fics that had storybeats usually found in leo#+_sagi fics
And then that one post about "yeahyeah world weary battle harden warrior taking the never worked a day or suffered in his life prince, but what about the role reversal? With the one never knowing a gentle touch and only with a purpose to serve being served instead, loved and cradled and treated gently instead of roughly? By one with maybe not physically power, or they do but it's hidden behind pretty smiles and soft skin, but power nonetheless, to take care of them to lavish them with gifts and the like? Instead of only caring for others and never themself"
Wow I wrote a lot more than I was meaning too
But yeah this au is mostly about giving Miya nice things(except the devil on my shoulder that I will be calling Stan said I needed to put some bitter into the sweet but it's mostly backstory so I let it slide)
I've heard of being productive when you're sick but this menstrual hormones work ethic is kinda off the shits
Anyway this started as purely a Single Dads AU, with a meet-cute(or meet-ugly, depending on your perspective) where Usagi kinda, accidentally, sorta, kidnaps Shelldon while picking up Jotaro from school/daycare
But then the joke of successful businessman/genius inventor Donnie being mistaken as Usagi's sugar daddy wouldn't leave my head, and I was reading Usagi comics and he had some sad boi hours and I was like Nooo and then I was rereading the issues I had read with Mariko, Kenichi and Jotaro to get references for wips, and remembered the tragedy of Usagi's and Jotaro's relationship and went NOOOOOOO.
And decided that Usagi deserves nice things, I need to wrap him in bubble wrap and give him his son or let him HAVE A FUCKIN FAMILY STAN YOU FUCK FIRST YOU TAKE HIS KID AND THEN KEEP HAVING HIM INTERACT WITH KIDS AND HIS SON AND BE GOOD AND HAPPY BUT YEARNING AND FLEETING AND THEN YOU GAVE HIM MOMMY ISSUES ONTOP????? HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ANYTIME AN OLDER WOMAN IS KIND AND MOTHERLY TO HIM OR THEY BOND OR SOMETHING SHE HAS TO DIE AND BY HIS HAND NO LESS??? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN! DID USAGI'S MOM DIE IN CHILDBIRTH??? IS THAT WHY THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT HER AND WE ONLY SEE HIS DAD? A NEVER ENDING CYCLE OF KILLING HIS MOTHER? AND WE'RE NOT EVEN FUCKIN GOING INTO HIS LOVELIFE. STAN EXPLAIN YOURSELF
Huh.
Anyway, "You're stupid, I like that in a man." Etc etc Jotaro wants a younger sibling new Donnie clone baby(because Donnie and Usagi are definitely the type for wanting/having a large family)
This was supposed to be a silly self-indulgent au id draw sometimes and now I'm drafting a fucking fic
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oyasuminto · 7 months
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Help im stuck in sid tinr brainrot hell what do I do
>:3c SUFFER, BAYBEEE
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