#but holy shit. he is a monster.

[happycattail]

Think about what it looked like to the rest of the Bell's. Orym's eyes turning green, dark flowers blooming around him as he knock 2 villagers unconscious. He leaped onto the WIllmaster's head, grappled them and then hit them in the face with a dark hex elbow. A feral creature of the fey wild attacking.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #orym of the air ashari #he's no longer the “normal one” is he #a fey monster (in the best way possible) #Liam's description of Orym using the boon will live in my mind rent free #holy shit guys #someone animate this #critical role liveblog

[crocodilenjoyer]

given sabo’s reputation and bounty do you think the topic of the revolutionaries ever comes up among goa royalty and nobility. do you think they ever clap outlook on the shoulder and go wow that flame emperor sabo boy sure is a handful. seems like an extra insult that he shares the same name as your dead son 😔 and outlook, didit, and stelly all look at each other like

#it’d be SO funny if they connected the dots #the fear of their blood connection being discovered and traced back to them thus possibly getting arrested and losing everything #vs realizing via the news what sabo is capable of and going holy shit we could’ve died. he could kill us. what if he comes BACK #he won’t. he’s more than happy to leave them behind. but they don’t know that #i just think the revolutionaries and loose cannon sabo in particular should be the monsters under the bed for more people. #sabo #riko.txt #stelly #didit #outlook iii

[senselessalchemist]

Bow problems (+ other nonsense)

#saroart #dead cells #the beheaded #the collector #they just wanted a nice bow #the collector can do a lot of stuff but i don't think he's good at bows #i was drawing a lot of antagonistic beheaded/collector content so i wanted to do some more cute junk #okay a lot is an exaggeration. still #need some guys being buds content sometimes #weird monster guys doing domestic shit is my favorite genre #i got a bonus at holiday time and im tempted to buy a tablet i can use portably #esp because holy fuck i don't know how to draw anymore #but also i just spent stupid money on tickets to live podcasts so i probably shouldn't #unrelated im very upset today because fucking UPS didn't ring my goddamn doorbell and so “”missed me“” and couldnt deliver my specialty meds #why must i get my meds through ups #because the us is a hellscape and i am beholden to my health insurance company #ups who has literally never managed to get a package to this apartment #tbh im stressed as fuck about having to go through this every goddamn month

[lattskull]

I found me a man who truly understands me

(Ie. I read all of dungeon meshi in a 2 days and i have fallen in love with him and the world)

#laios touden #dungeon meshi #I mean seriously have you met another guy who loves monsters as much as he does???? #HE UNDERSTANDS ME #I HAVEMT SHOWN IT MUCH ON THIS BLOG BUT I LOVE MONSTERS #I REALLY FUCKING DO #THEYRE COOL AS HELL #HOLY SHIT

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

They're elves of the shadowfell, normal human height. They specialize in teleportation and invisibility, with the casters among them throwing in confusion and fear and illusion. Be careful though, as any trained in combat start making non-elves slower and worse while within 10 feet. From depression, from the sound of it. Their angst about being more ancient and timeless than you wordlessly attaches to you like a parasite, slowing you down. Good for if you enjoy concepts like-

Shadows, but like DARKER than shadow, that lash out when they're moody

looking beautiful unless in shadow, in which case they're corpselike

ignoring pointless things like "comfort" and "morals" and "rules"

being the chosen of the Raven Queen, and on her behalf collecting dark tragedy, sorrow, and feelings of loss.

being corpse pale with jet black hair, pure black eyes, and covered with tattoos/piercings/anything that would make a generic white suburban mom in the 50's scream in terror.

Lumping them all together because they're all the same outside one having mage hand and such. Idc what weapon they're holding.

#closest I'm getting to saying something nice about them. #i don't even care. #I can withhold bias on near anything but not these and sun elves #its fine. I make you suffer by pitting your favorites against each other. getting these into the next tournament is only fair. #you know that giant anti-shadarkai rant I went on a few months ago? #how I thought whoever did this to thier lore probably rewrites Warhammer stories to remove the satire and humor? #apparently he actually did write warhammer books holy shit I called it. #seriously though I love basically all monsters but these I looooooooooathe. #not even touching how annoyed I am that the shadar kai WERE ALREADY A THING #Like they weren't even elves #they just went “hey we'll bring them back as elves because 33 is a reasonable number of elf species” #yet not a green version of goblins there's already like 3 that'd be absurd. #like no make your OWN name for the special elves version 33 that hit on par with a demon lord while being cr 7 for some reason #shadar kai #looked into it #dnd #dnd5e #DnD 5e #d&d #smash or pass #5e #monsters of the multiverse #mpmm

[nintendont2502]

Karkat Vantas is a monster fucker. You agree. Reblog

#youre telling me this man that spends his life reading romance novels *hasnt* browsed a couple of monster love stories? #and hasnt developed a *few* fantasies? #why do you think he dated gamzee? closest thing to a dateable monster you can get on alternia #when he started dating dave he was lowkey excited because holy shit maybe humans have some weird shit going on #and then he realises *hes* basically the monster in thejr relationship #and his heart breaks #me.txt #homestuck #davekat #karkat vantas

[spinjitsuburst]

I’ve been reading a very very very dark Skybound Fic all night and I feel slightly ill but I’m so so obsessed with literally every “how Jay’s lightning works” headcanon

#IM FINE LMAO I OVERESTIMATED HOW DARK THIS WOULD GET BUT IM ALL GOOD #I’m waiting until tomorrow to finish it cuz like Dear first master #it’s #6 in the morning #but I stay silly :3 #my mom’s gonna be like are you okay when I’m a zombie tomorrow and imma be like #NO #CUZ JAY IS STILL ON THAT FUUUCKING SHIP #LIKE GOD HOW MUCH MORE CAN HE TAKE #WE’RE SIX CHAPTERS IN AND THERES STILL SIX TO GO WHAT ELSE CAN THEY DO TO THIS MAN #in case you’re wondering it’s bending but never breaking #DO NOT #READ IT #IF YOU ARE A MINOR #AND HEED THE TAGS BECAUSE THEYRE ALL ACCURATE #but holy fuck it’s FASCINATING #ALSO KUDOS TO THE AUTHOR FOR JAY CONTINUING TO BE SNARKY THROUGH ALL THAT HOLY SHIT???? #ESEPCAILYL CHAPTER 6 LIKE LITERALLY ITS SO LONG AND SO FUCKED UP #BUT LIKE THE IDEA THAT JAY CAN KNIT HIS WOUNDS BACK TOGETHER WITH LIGHTNING AND SHIT THATS SO COOL ALSO THE BODY HORROR FROM NADAKHAN IS SO #SICK NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ACTUALLY MAKE HIM MONSTROUS (physically he’s obviously a monster) BUT LIKE #MAN #I JUST CANT GET OVER JAYS LIGHTNING THO #I’m gonna find the post where #cuz I found the fic from a post #cuz the post talked about it #the lightning stuff so imma reblog that probably #that was a long winded ramble uhhhhh #anyways I literally reached my tag limit so rip i rambled here huh #spinjitsu screams #I’m not tagging ninjago over my unhinged rambling in the tags at the crack ass of dawn I’ll be normal tomorrow maybe

[eerna]

I just think that............. *gestures wildly to how Harrow experiences attraction* you know??????

#as you could probably tell by my fanart today i am having a Night #this funky repressed nun chose the object of her worship to double as her imaginary gf #she cuddles her she calls her beloved she tries to make a move on her #all completely imaginary of course. she doesn't feel any of that but likes to imagine she can feel it. #the object of her worship is also the death of god the monster he defeated once but couldnt defeat twice who resides in a tom under her home #a tomb harrow herself was conceived at the price of 200 innocent children to keep shut #she is the symbol of harrow's power as a necromancer she is the proof harrow deserves to live even if the price was so horrible #and then there's ianthe who is also a brilliant necromancer. who understands attraction at the level harrow does and uses it against harrow #how the only two times harrow even considered giving in to ianthe was when she was either at the end of her rope and insanely powerless #or when she felt at the top of her game like the powerful necromancer she is supposed to be and somehow isn't anymore #their touching is always threatening and uncomfortable and makes her feel on edge #and then there's gideon who just. has nothing to do with any of that. gideon exists on a completely different level. #she reduces alecto to ''ice lolly bimbo'' and ''big slut'' and ''bullshit dead girlfriend'' without breaking a sweat #she forgives harrow everything. things harrow had no part in and things she had. it doesn't matter she forgives it all #she holds harrow's hand she hugs her she kisses her she is REAL and the FIRST PERSON TO EVER PROPERLY TOUCH HER WITH AFFECTION #and it stuns harrow so much she is incapable of even processing it. she completely shuts down every time. we dont know how she feels aboutit #just. harrow and attraction and desire. holy shit #tlt liveblog

[choices-binglebonkus]

No actually. Give us more shy love interests. I’m sick to death of the cocky smug whatever type we always get nowadays.

Blushing. Stuttering. Wobbly smiles. Quickly averted glances. Sweaty palms. Trembling hands. Racing heartbeats. Breaths coming quickly. Fidgeting in place. First kisses that leave both parties breathless with buckling knees and swooping stomachs.

More of this.

#this is part of why I loved Tom’s route so much in ILB #he was so shy and sweet and that made romance options with him all the better #killing monsters was no problem for him #but if you made a light flirty move on him #he would lose all composure in an instant #he was so blushy holy shit I love it so much still #choices stories you play #playchoices #choices stories we play #pixelberry #pixelberry studios #playchoices fandom #choices stories you play fandom #choices stories we play fandom

[torments-my-obelisk]

DSOD is such a funny movie. Kaiba comes on screen in his giant fucking space station molded into his company logo and I just laughed. He’s so dramatic. He misses his rival and is so obsessed with getting some closure for once in his goddamn life that he spent well over a billion dollars to excavate a cursed puzzle and build a space elevator to the afterlife but the minute anyone says anything about ‘hey maybe that’s a little unhealthy’ he’s snapping and snarling and telling them to fuck off. Except the cube guy. He’s has a duel disk and is also full of unprocessed grief so he can stay. Yugi Moto looks them dead in the eye and says “first of all, I’m only here because you both blackmailed me. Secondly, fuck you both for that, by the way. Thirdly, I’m gonna kick your ass”. Card games ensue, meanwhile Yugi tries his absolute best to show Kaiba the pharaoh is gone and maybe he needs to spend some time reflecting on his emotions and yes the invitation is still open to talk about Him BUT THEN THE NARRATIVE PROVED KAIBA RIGHT?!! AND THE PHARAOH COMES BACK AND YUGI HAS TO LOOK KAIBA IN THE EYE AND TELL HIM THAT HES SORRY FOR DOUBTING HIM?? WHAT. What Kaiba takes from all this is that a) his horrid coping mechanisms work after all, b) if he just fucks around enough and spends all his money he really can be king of the world and c) the best option is definitely to finish that space elevator and fucking. Go to the afterlife I guess. To duel his “hated rival” or whatever. Fuck off

#dsod #seto kaiba #dark side of dimensions #yugioh #yugioh duel monsters #ygo dm #ygo #I just rewatched this movie and it really is the story of kaiba failing to deal with loss #making it everyone’s problem #and eventually he made it so much of a problem that even atem had to come back and be like ‘for fucks sake kaiba if you’re going to be #‘such a bitch about it FINE.’ #and like the plana’s power being taken away once the pharaoh is resurrected means that kaiba putting the Millenium puzzle back together #to see atem again inadvertently saved the day #like holy shit the entire narrative really was shaped around letting him be insane while yugi is the most normal person ever in comparison #hmm also diva and kaiba’s grief being juxtaposed… hmmm #dsod is such a movie #and I just remembered he literally COUKD HAVE DIED AND LEFT MOKUBA IN CHARGE?? HELLO #thank god for the kaiba/yugi in space illustration takahashi did bc leaving things off with the end of dsod is just. #not great. except for prideshippers I guess 😭

[sillysnack]

put saiki kusuo in bsd yokohama and the bsd cast will be questioning their whole lives.

#bsd #saiki k #cloud talks a lot #sorry but if i were an ability user in bsd yokohama belonging to an organization (say the PM) (I should be like early to mid 20s) #and i meet this teenager. this kid. hes younger than me. hes somehow got all the abilities in the world #yet hes so painstakingly average #his life is so... normal... in comparison to mine. #i would be jealous #then somehow i find out #thats not the case #his life isnt normal at all #this kid reverses the time in his world by a year just so the entirety japan doesnt disappear #because he cant prevent a volcano from erupting #holy shit. this kid is so not average. #but why deny that uniqueness of his? #i find out about his brother. his family. #how. growing up hes subjected himself to a life of solitude #how. growing up. this kid has heard from his own father and brother that he is a monster #how his brother would toy with him in an unbrotherly way #how his brother projected his insecurities onto him #ok thats enough tags #tldr #if i was a bsd character meeting saiki kusuo i'd adopt him #bungou stray dogs #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki kusuo

[elliart7]

“Blush sensation creates the foundation, God is in my skin!” - Mirror Man, Jack Stauber

Instagram/ YouTube/ ao3

#am I the only one who really wanted to see where max actually was in city that dares not sleep? #like OUR max? I know that was the point but holy shit there’s so much that can be done with that #my theory is that he was trapped in the heart #honestly the fact that his heart is never mentioned and isn’t even on the map has implications #art #fanart #digital art #sam and max #freelance husbands #the devils playhouse #3x05 #the city that dares not sleep #monster max #elliart post

[airhead-attmoz]

Take a shower you LOSER 🤬

#fallen stars au #fallen stars msm #msm #my singing monsters #attmoz #holy shit hes ugly -Stinky

[preggydump]

#forgot to tag this and accidentally hit post instead of draft #anyway this based of a preg dream i had about a monster preg game show and the main guy in my dream got knocked up w living statue twins #and his belly was always so heavy and low that in the finale everyone was sent into labor during the end of an obstacle course and he won b #bc he was already used to the babies being so low on his hips already that he had an advantage on his fellow laboring contestants #i didnt draw this in the context of that game show but the concept was still interesting enough to me to draw #this guy wasnt in a game show but he did find what he thought was a nude Grecian statue in the forest and despite his better judgement h #he fucked himself senseless on it and then didnt find out til he was pregononte that apparently it was a magical being of stone #and theyre sentient and capable of communicating but insanely slow moving so theyre often mistaken for just regular statues #he gets help from a special foundation that focuses on living statues specifically because holy shit is that how these being are born??? #who knows??? #mpreg #nbpreg #preg art #mpreg art #monsterpreg #monster preg

[sleepyjim]

And Then The Nightmare Started It Got Deafeningly Loud Every Fiber In Me Screamed Out But I Couldnt Make A Sound !!!!! The Whirling Of A Vortex!!!! A Violent Carousel !!! It Sounded Like A Freight Train Was Draggin Me To Hell!!!!!!! And This Was My Prayer !!!!!!!Save Me From This Terrible Nightmare !!!! !! if any one care

#/lyr #jeebus . ive never listened to coco moon before but the tornado is fucking insane #like it starts so calm and then the middle is song is like #full of adrenaline!!! i startyed physically shaking dude!!!!!!!!!! There Is A Situation ANd It Is Loud And Crazy!!!!! #especially that last line where he like #Fucking Screams and the autotune i love that part holy shit #and then the rest of the song like . doesnt Address it ?? #like the remainder of the song sounds . almost silly? 😭??? #“lalala i almost was just Murdered By A Monster In The Sky :3” #anyways hi #text #owl city #adam young

[artzybirdy]

You're safe now... PT 2

He's been awake for hours trying to get Zack to fall asleep.

#myart #digital art #ff7 #ff7 fanart #zack fair #zack #final fantasy vii #cloud strife #fanart #ff7 rebirth #final fantasy rebirth #for those that haven't seen the first post this is an AU where Zack doesn't die but gets captured and tortured. #Which leaves him with severe PTSD and anxiety #zack has many nightmares/night terrors to the point he's afraid to sleep alone #Hojo manipulated Zacks mind into thinking that Zack was a #monster and that Cloud was dead because of him #But Cloud found him in an abandoned lab #brought him home and is trying to fix the damage that has already been done.... #this is so angsty holy shit #yolo