#but it's hilarious to me and canon now

[powertaco]

Maria in the Schnee Family Au texting Winter

#rwby #death's whiterose #whiterose #plus young maria #cinwin #mac2 #she does it just to fuel the hatred Winter feels #idk why i have them always pranking each other #and winter hating her #but it's hilarious to me and canon now #ofc cinder pretends to be annoyed #but she loves how fired up it gets winter #and finds it funny too #especially because with her semblance she blocks winters number every time she's about to send her reply that took 10 minutes to make #only to unblock her right afterward #maria calavera #best girl

[snurtle]

I've been thinking about the templars lately. they were promised honor, virtue, told that they would be charged with protection of the innocent... And then those same people are systemically exploited and abused, abuse others because they're taught to regard everyone else as either sheep who need to be lead or potential threats. Never equals, except in their brothers/sisters-in-arms. They act as the guard-dogs and military arm of an entirely different organization that they're only a functionary member of but have no governing say in. Even the chantry aren't their equals- they function as the templar order's supervisors! And all this isolation and closing of ranks ends in disability, addiction, death, and abandonment by the system they spent their bodies in service of.

To top that off, retaliations against them just confirm the paranoia they were taught to embrace. It's probably a long hard road to get out of that hole.

Like, listen. the dichotomy of mage vs templars is a satisfying and easy one, but the system is tearing them apart too. have you ever heard of a retired templar?

at the end of it, mages and templars need to unite against the real threat. the chantry.

#this is an anti chantry post i want that temple exploded NOW #the chantry controls the lyrium; benefits directly from the formari enchanter system; has a financial incentive to make and use tranquil #the templars are breaking themselves in service of a system that functionally does Not care about them in any way except #their ability to hold a sword and counteract fade magic and that messes me up #thedosians need a fucking cross-field labor union NOW #of course the kalna would probably send the carta after any potential organizations of that nature #and the coterie #cant kill em all though!!! #actually that would be a hilarious fic #dragon age #canon dont interact i dont pay attention to discrete facts here we operate on half remembered game knowledge and vibes #if there are any retired templars out there: uhh... enjoy that. happy for you king (alistair) #cullen rutherford fundamentally represents 'no retirement plans' for me #the man is fifteen chronic illnesses ptsd shit withdrawal and interpersonal abandonment in a trenchcoat with fur trim #text it #long tags

[extra-somethin-somethin]

If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week? #yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her) #i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀 #it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺'' #''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

[wolviez]

i dont think 97 would do it but morph should just have boobs sometimes

#x-men #xmen #x-men 97 #xmen 97 #morph #sorry why is this what i tag #ANDA ALSO SORRY I KEEP MORPHPOSTING LOLL THEYRE NOT THE ONLY THING ON MY MIND JST. HAPPEN TO DECIDE TO POST MORPHSTUFF #listen its not everyday an oldass series just suddenly comes back and i get to see my 'obscure' fave again #and they accidentally make them like the weird version of them in my head i imagined while rewatching but its canon now #im allowed to be a little annoying abaout that ok. #anyways moobs (morph boobs) #actually it would be fcking hilarious if they prove me wrong. definitely not anytime soon w the way 97s going rn ACTUALLY COULDYUO IMAGINE #the horrors. dont look at morph

[dazesanddoodles]

the vibe we bring to the function

#they're up to no good fr #billy is scandalized but not by the murder #guys hear me out on sapphic stuilly this is going somewhere trust me #put down the pitchforks i swear its not the fumes #soft launch for yuri stuilly fic in the drafts rn #totally following canon (so unbelievably not canon its hilarious) #dazndoodraws #stuilly #stu macher #billy loomis #scream 1996 #yeah this TOTALLY takes place in 1996 and not the summer of 1995 #i said like a liar #tns1995 #that tag is a surprise tool to help us later #butterbee #also a surprise tag ignore for now

[tianhai03]

this is definitely what happened at the beginning of dmc2

#was playing dmc2 for a bit just now #and idk i feel like with this ive finally figured out the reason why dante kept doing the stupid coin toss thing #(i say stupid in an affectionate way i love watching him flip coins for no reason) #anyway. dante has adhd its canon (source: trust me) #devil may cry #dante(dmc) #lucia(dmc) #allyart #i wonder if lucia ever asked him about the coin. wouldnt it be really funny if even dante didnt know that both sides were heads #im pretty sure he at least knew that but still. it'd be hilarious

[wishing-stones]

Ren:

Ren: Why does Nightmare call you babygirl-

Baggs: Let's stop talking for a while.

They ask Nightmare and he says it's an 'Inside Joke'

Really it's just there for when NM feels like he needs to check Baggs' ego a little. Put him back in his place.

#k answers #feat. nightmare #feat. baggs #so so so not canon but absolutely hilarious #NM trying to use any kind of slang makes me cry laughing #he heard 'he's so babygirl' out of killer once and now he's trying to use it on his own #and it is both cringe and riotous

[hyacinths-in-a-storm]

Somebody on Yasuko Sato’s wiki said that Yasuko looked like Ursa and Azula and now I’m consumed by the idea that Asami is somehow related to the fucking Firelord.

#ALSO THE IRONYYYYY #the fact that her daughter died by the hands of a gang called ‘The Agni Kai’ #the irony that hiroshi hates benders while his wife is the daughter of one of the most firebenders ever #I will now steal this head-canon thank you very much #she’s gonna be a tyzula child obviously #also asami randomly dropping the fact that she has family gatherings in the fucking fire nation castle is hilarious to me #ursa #azula #asami sato #yasuko sato #atla #avatar the last airbender

[oldwitchsleep]

i think they should bring back the "22 episode series with multiple stupid filler episodes" tv format specifically for iwtv

#i just want multiple episodes of them being stupid and domestic okay #inspired by me watching btvs and that one episode where a spell makes buffy and spike be in love #i just think lestat and armand being enchanted to be in love. and then their reactions when the spell is lifted. would be hilarious #anyway i have a very limited knowledge of what their relationship is like in canon. i know armand is obsessed w lestat #and lestat is NOT obsessed w armand. but that's about it #which could be even funnier w the buffy plotline now that i think about it #interview with the vampire

[rakkuntoast]

my enjoyment of philever is a constant battle of deciding if its funnier them getting platonically involved or forever being permanently in his boyfailure era

#i have a very specific way that i see philever #like q!philza fucking minecraft getting an italicized “oh” moment and goes into permanent denial is such a funny concept #and q!4ever realizing he started to fall for q!phil for who he is and its unconciously coaxing q!phil out of his denial and actually woo hi #but also i just love how their dynamic is right now. the bantering is what keeps reeling me in #i think i talked about this before in one of my least sane ramblings but yeah. i like them not bc it could be romantic or platonic #but a secret third thing<- i just think its hilarious and my enjoyment comes from them getting together is not even a possibility. #anyway unmovable object “i just like phil cuz he looks like brunim” is not stopping unstoppable force “i can ignore canon” #my only worry is them not bantering or silly flirting again cuz of lore or whatver. cuz i genuenly like their weird friendship they have #even ignoring philever i fucking love caramelduo they bring me a lot of joy #sorry this is so long i've been trying to pin point why i like them so much #qsmp #philever

[demonicdeviation]

A collective list of every nickname Ed has given Voldemort in Snipers

Snipers Solve 99% of all Problems by @silentwalrus1 on Ao3 up to chapter 85 

Lord-

Wal de whatever

woogie boogie

fuckaroni

macaroni

fettucine

alfredo

carbonara

volleyball

vermicelli

rigatoni

wahoonie

whackadoodle

tortelloni

calamari

bucatini

volumetry

vaudeville

vasectomy

vasculitis

ventriloquy

valedictorian

vacuole

vagrancy

volgograd

veranda

wastebasket

windmill

wingwang

Waitlist

warthog

waterbed

vegetables

wiffleball

watercolor

wader boots

waterballoon

wickergate

vinyl player

vanilla bean

vindaloo

waterbus

variety show

whackadoo

vanity table

vodka sauce

#I love how Ed just goes through noodle nicknames for a while #GOD snipers is hilarious go read it like NOW #I'm pretty sure I got all of them #Eds increasingly ridiculous nicknames for Voldie is one of my favorite things about this fic #it had me rolling laughing on several occasions #fma #snipers solve 99% of all problems #snipers canon #99% snipers #hp

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Tendou: bonjour, ca va bien?

Suna: fuck outta here with that shit I don't speak croissant

#suna and tendou's canon hatred for eachother is so hilarious to me #also no offense to my croissant speakers😉 #also the fact that tendou literally lives in france now to be a chocolatier is perfect #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #suna rintaro #tendou satori

[aroaceleovaldez]

i need to know everything about your pjo voltron au

okay so basic plot premise: Thalia, Luke, Jason, Percy, Maria di Angelo, and Bianca all work at the Garrison and get sent on 3 separate missions (Thalia & Luke, Jason & ??? or maybe he's just by himself, then Percy & Maria & Bianca) which are all "lost" and they're declared dead by the Garrison.

Of course they were actually all abducted by aliens. Maria probably dies pretty early on in that whole situation. Thalia gets separated from Luke and ends up escaping and becoming a rebel. Luke, Jason, and Percy & Bianca all separately (except for Percy & Bianca) end up gladiators. Luke becomes The Champion and basically ends up a Kuron/Sendak-type character situation. Is he being mind-controlled? Unclear. He has a giant alien scythe-sword though. Bianca probably dies buying Percy time in the arena. At some point Percy and Jason find each other and decide to try and stick together.

Hazel is a human raised by her galra dad in space with the Blade of Marmora. She knows she has a half-brother through her dad out there somewhere but not anything else about him. She ends up running into Jason and Percy on a mission and helps them escape cause they're humans too.

Back on Earth, Piper, Leo, and Annabeth are all Garrison students. Or Annabeth is possibly in a Keith-type situation where she used to be a student but got Kinda Pissed Off about all her loved ones disappearing into space and ended up getting kicked out. Nico is in a Pidge-type situation where he snuck in as a student under a false name to figure out what happened to his family's mission. Percy and Jason crash on earth, the gang finds them, they find the Blue Lion, and Percy pilots it to the Altean castleship where they meet Reyna and Frank. Reyna is the Altean Princess, because her sister Hylla was queen. Frank is the son of a high-ranking general or something and he and Reyna are a duo.

Rest going under a cut cause this got long -

Lion adventures happen - Annabeth pilots the Green Lion, Jason pilots the Black Lion. Nico finds the Red Lion and meets Hazel when he does and brings her back to the castle. Hazel pilots the Yellow Lion. Nico very quickly realizes he's half-Galra and Hazel's brother and joins the Blade of Marmora. Percy swaps from Blue to the Red Lion. Piper starts piloting the Blue Lion. Leo, Frank, Reyna, and Nico end up the home-base support team. Percy probably keeps the blue paladin armor and Piper gets the spare pink armor for color association reasons and also cause that's usually the format for every iteration of Voltron anyways. It works out nicely. Everybody has extra lion compatibilities too/every Lion has a back-up basically cause I'm still mad vld canon dropped the lion lore/sentience plotlines and we never got cool dynamic lion swapping instead of just the usual single switch. We're having fun here.

Then everything else I don't have much for other than Annabeth and Nico basically swap Keith and Pidge roles once they join Voltron so Nico goes and has his galra identity crisis adventures and Annabeth reunites with Thalia at some point, who is basically in a Matt-type role. And Luke functions as the Sendak-level antagonist who Annabeth probably gets to fight with a swap back to Keith's role in a whole Keith & Kuron emotional situation. Kronos and Gaea are probably analogous to Zarkon and Haggar/Honerva here but not necessarily in that order, and obviously it's more of an either "Emperor and his advisor mom" or "Empress and her prince son" but in either one somebody's doing magic and people are probably getting possessed. Hades, Persephone, Iaepatus/Bob, and Damasen are all with the BoM. The Titans/Giants are probably all Empire generals. Who's Lotor? Octavian? Calypso? I don't know. Who are all the gods? I dunno. We'll workshop it.

#pjo #riordanverse #ask #dreamyzworldlove #vld pjo au #long post // #i think a normal about about the BoM and galra lore okay #i am a simple being. i like worldbuilding. show me funky fluffy purple aliens and i will be invested #i made a whole translation of their alphabet so i could write with it #as for the rest - #Annabeth & Luke with the "You're like a brother to me - I love you'' probably constitutes as psychological violence on a meta level #it maps hilariously well though in terms of both narrative function in the au canon #AND meta level comparisons of fandom reactions re: Luke's death / the Kuron fight and relevant quotes in both. the bloodshed... #anyways its too perfect though and im amused by the parallels of meta baggage there so it stays #i am also now rapidly rotating all lotor options in my brain #also Nico joing the BoM is essentially analogous to him running away in TTC #except he's not 10 here so he probably does it with a bit more grace #he probably finds out about his mom and sister. gets real sad. then meets Hazel #and finds out she's his sister and their dad is around and he goes ''...okay. im okay now.''

[essektheylyss]

no more "fix-it fics". enough "everybody lives au". everybody DIES au. I could make it (canon) WORSE.

#this joke brought to you hilariously not by recent events but in fact rediscovering my old ffn fics from high school #they exist and are easily findable lol #and boyyyy have i not only really not change. but i have MELLOWED on the angst. #if you think my fics are rough now... #literally wrote MULTIPLE fics for a romance-oriented procedural where one or both of the leads died and someone else had to deal with that #hilarious. like. this was 'i know they're gonna get out of this tight spot canon left them in last episode. but what if they didn't. :3' #like say what you will about some of my sadder content but the characters aren't getting MURDERED #also went out of my way to write the cockblock rival LI sympathetically in one scenario #like this character was universally reviled. MEANT TO BE in fact. and several comments were just 'icb you made him impossible to hate' #me at all times: have you considered. this character is not evil. just trying their best and not favored by the narrative but like. fine. #and also do you want to talk about GRIEF? #would love to study my high school self like a bug. who was she. fuck if i remember lmfao #ANYWAY this is genuinely so funny #also damn ffn reviewers were brutal about update times lol #also were not shy about 'WOW this is so ooc' (they were wrong. to be clear. they were mad about a ship thing) #the writing was 'eh' but the specific aspect of the characterization they were mad about was not lol #but also uwu over some of the comments i was looking through last night #some of them were like 'wow someone said this about tiefling fic last week!'

[inconsistentlywrittensoul]

Halloween:

"This Whole Episode Smacks Of Gender" I holler as I smash Janus' statue on the ground and turn Buffy back into an actual character

Xander's plotline seems to recognise the problem with his masculine insecurities, but resolves itself by satisfying those insecurities rather than overcoming them. Luckily, this is a problem that will never appear again in the series.

Willow dying and becoming a ghost really feels like it should be forshadowing for something later in the series. Like, if she died at some point, we'd look back at this episode and be like 'Ah, the seeds were being planted even back then.' But nope - it forshadows nothing, she's just a sexy ghost for the episode.

I have to interpret Giles' face when he hears the costume shop is Ethan's as less "Oh, fuck" and more "Oh, for fuck's sake." Like, he legitimately can't believe he's still dealing with this asshole.

Also, he really didn't need to beat Ethan up to find out how to end the curse. I mean, "smash the statue"? You always have to smash the statue! Or the staff, or maybe the orb. He really could have worked it out on his own - I think he just wanted to give Ethan a bit of a kicking.

I'm a little mixed on the Ripper retcon. It comes out of nowhere, 'this man of tweed was actually a cool badass with a mysterious past' feels like a cheap way to add darkness to the character, and Giles' more interesting moments of darkness always come more from his position as a Watcher than in conflict with it. However, the show never leans too hard on the whole 'Ripper' thing, so rather than overtaking his character it just adds texture to it, something that is very needed as we move out of Season 1 and characters are growing depth beyond their initial archetypes. So I do think it's a good thing, but I'm glad it isn't taken further and ultimately remains a fairly minor part of the character.

Buffy. you're really just going to let Spike just run away? Not even gonna try to chase after him? I know he's a recurring character who can't die here, but you need to at least pretend that you don't know that. Still, I do think it's interesting that Spike already seems to be defined by his willingness to just hit the bricks the moment things aren't going his way. As much as he's supposed to be the current Big Bad, he's already being presented as a bit pathetic - he can be dangerous, sure, but in a pragmatic, human way, rather that a terrifying intimidating force that Big Bads tend to represent.

Finally, Angel seduces Buffy by calling other women 'simpering morons', and insisting that she's Not Like them. It's not great from a feminist perspecive, but looking at it from a character perspective this really feels like Liam coming out - and that makes sense! He's spent most of his ensouled unlife avoiding people, not really growing as a person or learning how to be better. He's only started being a person again since he came to Sunnydale, and he's not good at it - so he falls back on old habits, as Liam or even as Angelus, especially when he's trying not to seem like the awkward, barely functional weirdo he actually is inside. I'm think I'm enjoying his character a lot more on this rewatch now I see through his cool badass loner exterior to the dear little rat boy underneath.

(It is weird how invested Willow is in their relationship though - it's like Xander is with Riley. And I'm pretty sure she's barely spent any time with him. Buffy's friends are just really weird about her love life.)

#makes me glad Fuffy was never canon #if it had been #you know at least one of Buffy's friends would be weirdly invested in their relationship #and make it feel weird #... maybe Giles this time? #btvs #btvs rewatch #Halloween #it's honestly strange how well Angel and Spike's characterisation fits with later developments #like I know their arcs weren't planned at all #but everything they're doing now fits with what we find out later #and Spike having his minions videotape Buffy's slaying is legitimately hilarious now

[koifsssh]

unconventional confessions

the "Oh." is killing me.

oh my goodness.

#NOT CANON #im so #they make me giggle sm #i love them with my whole heart #rainy dewdrop #rosa time #welcome home oc #welcome home ocs #THERES MORE ART OF THEM NOW #AND LIKE FOR A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AU #I DUNNO WHEN THIS HAPPENED BUT VAMPIRE RAINY IS A THING NOW #AND REAPER ROSA??? #THERES LORE??? #THERES LORE! #IM #theyre gonna be the death of me #the death!!! of me!!! #ALSO DANNY AND ROSA ARE RIVALS NOW?? #THATS HILARIOUS. #do you guys wanna see the... au (?) #i dont even know what to call it #bwah. #myart #but also NOT my art #and ANOTHER THING #i just love when Rosa's little clock hands get all crooked its so cute #maybe im the one who just likes Rosa's face