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good-chimes · 10 months

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THE RULES OF BUTTERCUP CAMP

Rule 1: No friendly fire in the camp.

Rule 1a: NO GRAVEL, NO SAND, NO FALLING BLOCKS

Rule 1b: SCAR THIS MEANS YOU

--- I dont know What you’re talking about

--- You know exactly what I’m talking about!

Rule 1c: Grian is not allowed to make Scar strip down to his underwear on the Perimeter edge to ‘find all the sand’; this makes us look bad in front of Doc.

--- He had it in his SHOE

--- counter-rule!! Actually this makes us look GReat in front of doc. my abs intimidate him.

--- There’s no such thing as a ‘counter rule’ and your abs don’t intimidate anyone

--- mumbo agrees with me!!

--- I. Um. I just think Scar’s abs could be good PR. I’d be impressed if I were Doc.

Rule 2: All Buttercups must remember at all times that Doc is the enemy and we are here to TAKE HIM DOWN.

Rule 3: Goateater is not allowed to eat Mumbo’s pillow.

Rule 3a: we should leave GOateater alone because she’s doing her Best

--- Scar, she’s doing her best to eat my pillow!

--- this is proving resorcefullness and initive like a good Buttercup!

Rule 4: Mumbo’s cooking tastes like a camping mat and he’s not allowed on the cooking rota

Rule 5: grian cant cook us eggs for more than 2 meals in one day

Rule 6: I have to say I agree with Rule 5.

--- Mumbo needs to LEARN HOW RULES WORK

--- and also stop being RUDE about my COOKING

Rule 7: Goateater is not allowed in Mumbo’s bed under any circumstances.

--- mumbo is biased against Goateater!!

--- Then make her sleep in your bed, Scar!

Rule 8: Grian is allowed to push Scar into the Perimeter if he does the sand thing one more time

Rule 9: Grian is allowed to push Scar into the Perimeter if he refuses to put a shirt back on and is being really obnoxious about it

Rule 10: Grian is allowed to push Scar into the Perimeter if he keeps snoring at night

--- Mate, we’re getting some expansion of powers here that I’m not entirely comfortable with.

--- yknow its not tJHAT Bad

--- Okay, so, Scar, listen, just because you’ve never minded doesn’t mean Grian should be able to do what he likes. This is setting a precedent. We need to talk about this.

Rule 11: Grian is allowed to push anyone into the Perimeter for any reason necessary

--- I told you! I TOLD you!

--- Cmon Mumbo a man’s gotta have hobbies

--- Not threats-of-immediate-violence-to-his-two-closest-friends hobbies!

--- WAnt some sand?

--- I CAN LITERALLY SEE WHAT YOU TWO WRITE HERE. SCAR I AM COMING FOR YOU.

--- Good LUck :)

Rule 12: Grian is not allowed to keep stealing Mumbo’s HotGuy poster for his own tent then denying it.

Rule 12a: Grian is encouraged to get his own poster or pay Mumbo 16 diamonds.

Rule 13: Buttercups are reminded to focus their efforts on DOC and how everything is DOC’S FAULT, not SPYING ON THEIR FRIENDS about POSTERS.

Rule 14: Goateater is not allowed in Mumbo’s entire tent.

Rule 15: Goateater is allowed whrever she likes, including in MUmbos tent.

Rule 16: Scar is not allowed to write rules that contradict previous rules.

Rule 17: Mumbo is not allowed to do that either!!

Rule 17a: If Mumbo and Scar don’t stop fighting over the rules board and GET US SOME DRINKING WATER LIKE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO then Grian gets to throw them both in the Perimeter

--- I thought everything was Doc’s fault.

--- Sometimes it’s your fault, Mumbo!

Rule 18: Look, can we have some sort of punishment here that isn’t ‘Grian pushes people in the perimeter?’ Only he’s not pushing himself in the perimeter, and last night he blew up a firework experiment in the campfire and took half my moustache off.

Rule 18a: That was obviously Doc’s fault.

--- I don’t think it’s Doc’s fault if you did it yourself! In fact, you’re the reason we’re here in the first place. There’s sand in my sleeping bag and I’ve lost half my moustache and Goateater keeps eating my shoes!

--- also I gotta pointout G you never paid me for those fireworks

--- Listen, Buttercups, the rules are very clear about who’s to blame. It’s Doc’s fault.

--- That’s pretty rich coming from you, Grian!

--- also goateater is perfect and hasn’t done anything wrong

--- Shut up, Scar, this is Grian’s fault. I’m making a new rule.

Rule 19: I think we should blame Grian for everything

Rule 20: I secnd this rule

Rule 21: Oh, yeah? Well, I think we should blame SCAR for getting me BAD FIREWORKS

Rule 21a: those were top quality scarland fireworks, Mister!

Rule 22: It was Scar who technically broke the tunnel bore so he’s the reason we’re here

Rule 23: I mean, I guess—Scar, mate, you did do that.

Rule 24: I think we should blame Scar for everything

Rule 25: now wait A MINute

Rule 26: Yes, honestly, it’s mainly Scar’s fault.

Rule 27: Its not!

Rule 28: It’s either you or Grian. I think either way we can all agree I’m the innocent victim here.

Rule 29: What – okay, fine, new plan! I think we should blame MUMBO for everything!

Rule 30: yeah!

NEW RULE: MUMBO IS BANISHED FROM THE BUTTERCUP CAMP

NEW RULE: OH I AM, AM I? WELL THEN, GRIAN IS BANISHED FROM THE BUTTERCUP CAMP!

NEW RULE: OKAY! I GUESS THIS IS MY CAMP NOW! IM MOVING JELLIE INTO YOUR TENTS AND SERVS YOU BOTH RIGHT!

Rule 34: Guys?

Rule 35: …guys?

…

board suspended :(

…

Rule 36: fine I’m back

Rule 37: strewing my bed with cherry blossom wasn’t actually necessary

Rule 38: Aw, Scar, you shouldn’t have.

--- i missed you guys

--- I missed you guys too!

--- It’s been TWENTY MINUTES

--- admit it G you missed us

--- Fine I did

--- But I think I have time for a second shot

--- GRIAN

--- joking <3

Rule 39: All previous rules are suspended.

Rule 1: It’s Doc’s fault.

Rule 2: Grian is still allowed to push people into the perimeter.

--- mumbo, wheres Goateater?

--- Special mission, mate, don’t worry about it.

WHY HAS SOMETHING **EATEN** ALL MY ***CROCS***!

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, BUTTERCUPS!!

– G.O.A.T.

p.s. Also kindly return my hotguy poster, Grian, I know that this was you

#goodtimeswithscar #gtws #grian #mumbo jumbo #buttercup trio #buttercups #mumscarian #though you can read as /p or /r #glossywrites

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welcome-back-to-hoimycraf · 26 days

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Thankfully, Gem awoke to a much nicer scene this morning.

It was early enough for the sun to still be rising when a soft knock rang through the house. She sat up groggily, rubbing at her eyes in an attempt to bring some energy to her mind. Last night was exhausting . She couldn’t imagine being one of the people to deal with Grian, the poor souls.

She, at the very least, had some semblance of an idea for the bafflement they felt, but that was likely not even the tip of the iceberg. Gem let it slip from her mind. He’s not her problem anymore- she’d seen weirder things than him before.

The knocking came back again, slightly louder this time.

Gem groaned in a rather childish manner. She didn’t want to get up, but she supposed that wasn’t really her choice. “I’m coming, I’m coming,” she muttered, more to herself than the person at the door, as she sat up and threw her legs over the side of the bed. She scarcely bothered to throw on a robe over her pajamas and step into her slippers before heading down. Whoever decided to bother her could deal with the consequences of waking her up so early- namely, her bedhead.

This “whoever” turned out to be quite a welcome sight. Sparkling blue eyes and a beaming smile greeted her on the other side, quickly being obscured as the person in question leaned forward to tip her hat at Gem.

"Well, mornin', Miss Gem!" he chuckled warmly, a sound that always brought a smile to the lighthouse keeper’s face. “Took you long enough to let me in- I was freezing’ out here!”

Gem rolled her eyes, stepping to the side to let the other in, which she happily obliged with a pep in his step. "When will you stop acting like you don't know me? You know you’re always welcome to drag me out of bed."

Pearl turned back to where Gem was closing the door behind her, pressing a quick peck to her cheek. "Oh, you know I'm just picking.” She giggled at Gem’s flushed face. “Always gotta mess with my favorite person!”

Gem rolled her eyes, heading over to the stove squeezed into her small kitchen area. She started up their usual routine of breakfast and chat, whenever they had the chance to follow it. Her and Pearl’s schedules were constantly at war with each other, making it a task and a half to spend time together- something Gem hadn’t realized she’d been lacking.

Eggs sizzled as they fell into the hot pan, complementing Pearl’s humming from her spot leaning against the counter. This was nice; a domestic break from the hustle and bustle they were so used to.

"You seen the new guy yet?" Gem eventually broke the silence, glancing out the window behind her to where Grian had set up on the beach across the river. He’d claimed the spot as his not long after he had washed up in town, or, at least, she assumed so when she had spotted him casting out his line as she prepared to crawl back in bed.

"Yeah!” Pearl snapped his fingers as his eyes widened with the memory. “Heard some commotion last night and wondered what was up. Wasn't able to figure anything out, though," she conceded.

Gem hummed in acknowledgement. "He washed up last night,” she supplied. “Miraculously, he's still alive. Never seen someone get away from the rocks with barely a scratch," she laughed- though her unease was hardly hidden. What was so different about him that the ocean would spare him so easily?

Pearl shrugged, not seeming to notice Gem’s worry. "Maybe he's just lucky," he suggested.

"Maybe." A silence passed over them, though it was over as soon as it started, their food finishing up and ready to be plated. It wasn’t much, only eggs and toast, but neither of them cared all that much about what they were eating. The two simply enjoyed each other’s company, more so than anything else.

They moved through breakfast, Pearl raving about the new mail system Tango and Etho were working on. Apparently, it would halve the time to deliver across town, which the Postmaster seemed both stoked and disappointed about. She really never works a day in her life, huh?

Gem listened intently as her partner spoke, even if she doesn’t quite understand what he’s talking about- though she has a sneaking suspicion Pearl doesn’t know that much either.

It wasn’t long before their plates held nothing but crumbs and the clock let Pearl know it was time to bid adieu. The two said their goodbyes with a brief kiss before Gem waved Pearl off as he headed out to deliver the mail. She made quick work of their mess, even taking the time to wash their dishes- a feat she almost never took up until much later than she probably should. With her hands forearm-deep in the soapy water, her mind began to wander with the menial task, leading to her eyes catching the man she already knew all too well across the way.

Grian was still fishing. It looked like he hadn’t moved since she’d seen him the first time, which wouldn’t surprise her. Though, as she watched, she noticed him pull something strange from the depths. Gem squinted, and was able to make out what looked like a book. Even stranger, the man became visibly excited, snatching the volume from his hook hastily and wasting no time to throw it open. He seemed to scan through it frantically before his shoulders drooped. He snapped the cover shut and tossed it back to the sea without a second thought, settling back down to pick his rod up once more.

Gem dried her hands as she finished. She hoped he would find whatever he’s looking for.

>Previous< | >Next<

#fanfic #my fanfic #hermitfic #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #hermitshipping #gempearl #shiny duo #grian #geminitay #pearlescentmoon

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sleepy0s · 3 months

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Its not called a Knife.

Pearl: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?

YHS!Sam:

YHS!Sam: …Should I not have?

I have forcibly sat myself down and forced myself to write. So this might not be the best, I really need a schedule. Writer's block sucks. So does school.

Hermits + YHS

Taurtis POV

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Everyone was in the kitchen area, and by everyone I mean everyone who had weirdly appeared in our house over the weekend. (It is now wednesday. These strangers have been here since Saturday. help.)

Xisuma, these peoples admin (Whatever an “Admin” is.) was leaning against the counter, on some fancy ipad full of numbers. Some zombie lady, a green guy, and some weirdo with broken wings (Cleo, Doc and Scar.) were all sitting on the sofa. And Grian, Sam and .. Pearl? Apparently it's pearl, not that Taurtis can speak, he's only seen photos of Grians sister, but she looks a lot different than in the photos.. Anyway! Those three are in the Kitchen making sandwiches.

I made my way into the kitchen, sitting on the counter near Xisuma.

“Where’s the ham?” Sam asked, looking through the fridge. That reminds me, we really need to go grocery shopping. “Should be behind the eggs.” Grian responded, not looking at Sam as he cut the cucumber, despite Pearl practically begging him to let her do it instead. Sam reached into the back of the fridge, grabbing out a plastic bag with some slightly soggy, maybe mouldy ham.

“Ew! What is that?” Cleo gagged, looking over the sofa at the monstrosity in Sam’s hand.

“It's ham.. Obviously.” Sam rolled his eyes.

Bored, I looked over at Xisuma’s ipad thingy. It was full of some fancy letters and characters, some of it was English, the rest some weird language that looked like Japanese but wasn’t. (Oh! I forgot to mention, Literally none of these people spoke Japanese. Not even Pearl. This wasn’t really an issue for Grian, as he's British. But me and Sam? Its torture!

Secretly, I think grian is also struggling. We never speak English so I think the sudden change in needing to help translate is taking a toll on him. Poor Grian.)

I look back up at Sam, deciding that this guy’s ipad is hurting my brain. Sam, who was glaring at grian impatiently. “Gree-on! Hurry up! I need the people-opener for the Bread!” He whined, before shutting up as Grian handed it over to him.

“Pardon? Did- Did you just call the knife a people-opener?” Pearl stammered, eyes wide.

It took Sam a second to respond, trying to understand what she said. (see what I mean? Language barriers.) Eventually, Grian whispered it to him in Japanese, laughing.

Sam looked up at Pearl, head tilted at the taller girl. “Should I not call it a people-opener?”

“No!?” Pearl responded immediately.

#sleepy0s #grian #hermitcraft #pearlescentmoon #xisuma #taurtis #samgladiator yhs #docm77 #gtwscar #zombiecleo

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hermitscratch · 1 month

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Cletho + 28

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28. A kiss for luck, Cleo/Etho, 901 words

When Etho got his task, he genuinely thought it would be easy. How often were people going to be looking at him when they had their own tasks to handle? All he had to worry about was remembering not to move when they did. He could do that! Surely he could do that, even if it meant stealthing his way through the session.

He didn't go the stealth route. Too obvious, ironically, and the nature of the task already made him vulnerable to yellows. The last thing he needed was to look like he had something to hide, so when Gem came along asking to buy his door, he went along with it, however clumsily. She left him three zombie eggs richer, and as soon as she was out of sight, he could have gone limp with relief.

Okay, so maybe not as easy as Etho thought. At least when it was Skizz and Tango with his enchanter, he'd had less to lose. They were green, he was safe from any errant guesses they might make, and with the track record this server had with enchanting tables, it made perfect sense that he'd guard it as they improved their gear. They didn't bat a lash at Etho's stillness, and Grian, mercifully, left with them after a glance that said he knew something was amiss. Etho wasn't surprised, his teammate was tack-sharp.

He was even less surprised when Cleo caught on, really, but he didn't expect her to take advantage of it.

She was already at the secret keeper, labeling a lineup of doors. He stepped closer, but she didn't let the distance close, looking back at him first out of curiosity, and then out of amusement as the realization dawned on her.

After an abrupt turn of her head made him stumble to freeze in place, she laughed. "Mhm, yep, that's some task you've got there."

Etho feigned nonchalance, even as he chuckled nervously, "I dunno what you're talking about."

"Yeah, no, of course," Cleo said, voice bouncing with mirth, "Is there a time limit to be mindful of, or-?"

The stupid task was the only thing keeping Etho from slouching in defeat. At least Etho could be sure Cleo wouldn't rat him out. "Nope. All session, or until I mess it up, I guess."

Cleo waved a hand, "Oh, you'll be fine. Here," She took Etho by the wrist and started leading the way, looking resolutely forward so he could follow, "I've got an idea."

It wasn't a far walk back to their base, Cleo's touch cool against his skin. She left him by the door and vanished inside to set up something Etho couldn't see, but he could hear the placement of trapdoors and the opening of a chest Then, a sigh of exertion, and the brushing of dust off of hands. "Okay! It's ready!" She called.

Etho peered in. Cleo had her back to him, but turned around once he was positioned in the doorway. Beside her was a hastily assembled table, holding a chest. "What is 'it', exactly?"

"Just a game," Cleo answered. She pat the chest, "You can have what's in here, you've just gotta reach it."

Etho looked between Cleo and the chest suspiciously. Supposedly, her task was done, but she hadn't yet hit the succeed button. What were the chances this was a ploy? "That's it? No catch?"

"Mm," Cleo tilted her head left, then right, like she was giving the idea proper consideration, "The catch is that I get to laugh at you."

Etho groaned, "You'd do that anyway!"

"So this works out phenomenally for you!" Cleo said cheerily, "Come on, I know you can't resist free stuff."

...She had his number there.

He played. Etho crept towards the chest, and made a game out of posing in the most ridiculous positions he could reasonably achieve every time she turned around. Every time, he would get a few extra steps in as she laughed and guessed what inspired the pose. It was lighthearted, and goofy, and Etho laughed with her right up until he reached his prize.

"Well, you did it," Cleo said, wiping her eyes where they'd welled and catching her breath. She turned her back to Etho a final time, "Don't say I never help you out, alright?"

Etho popped the lid of the chest. Three glass bottles sat in it, each filled with something clear and viscous. He lifted one to tilt it towards the light, catching its iridescence. Invisibility potions. "Ohh baby," He stowed the bottles, "These'll come in clutch. You're the best, Cleo."

"I know," She faced Etho as he stood straight, and held his chin gently. She tilted his head down and pressed a kiss to his forehead with an exaggerated mwah. "You can have that, too."

Etho must have looked as surprised as he felt, because Cleo snickered and patted his cheek as he asked, "What was that for?"

"For luck, obviously," She replied as if it truly was obvious. When Cleo headed for the front door, Etho didn't even think to follow her. "I want to hear a success story when you get home tonight."

Etho didn't move until long after Cleo was gone, probably off to do whatever remained of her task. He pulled out one of the potions, rolling the smooth glass in his hand.

Home. Yeah... he'd bring a success story home.

#Cletho #ZombieCleo #EthosLab #Hermitshipping #Trafficshipping #Secret Life #Hermitfic #MCYT #Asks #randomly-reblogs #Cleo #Etho #Astral Library #My Writing #This is another instance of me not knowing a lot about the ship dynamic #I don't think I butchered it but it feels a bit flat #Gotta work on that

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faelynfawn · 3 months

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I was inspired by @mcyt's post to finally get around to drawing Grian and sharing my transfemme headcanons for her.

I have been rotating these around in my head for months. It is a lot, so I am placing it under the cut. In summary: women are my favourite guy. That is her gender, to me.

So, I believe she is a genderfluid, bigender transfemme. What pronouns she uses changes, but it is always he/him, she/her or a combination of the two. She uses both the names Grian and Ariana, but primarily Grian.

She first began to explore her gender with drag. Ariana Griande was meant to be a one off bit, but she found herself really enjoying it. For a while she did not understand that the desire to do drag was actually dysphoria and euphoria. She just had moments where she wanted to look like a woman or be called she/her or hated being a man suddenly. You know, as all drag queens do.

Due to her feeling comfortable as a guy a lot of the time (and uncomfortable as a woman some of the time too) she just never really put two and two together. She was very close with a trans woman (Pearl) and her experiences were just so very different.

It was Pearl who truly cracked her egg.

Grian only began to do drag after joining Hermitcraft, so Pearl did not witness Ariana Griande until season 8 despite their history together. She was really happy that Grian was exploring her gender presentation.

Then, one day, Grian began to complain about how she wished she could do drag without having to bother dressing up. Pearl and her ended up having a long, deep conversation about gender that lead to Grian realising she's trans.

It took a bit of trial and error, but Grian realised that she really did like the gender presentation she had. She just sort of wanted boobs more often than not. And when she didn't want to look like she had boobs, binding was the most euphoric thing. Because it meant she had boobs to bind. It also just felt so butch and gender nonconforming, she adored it.

Then she realised that she was also just sort of a Guy sometimes as well. Mostly a girl who's a guy or a guy who's a girl but a guy nonetheless. She doesn't really like the term man or boy (with the exception of boyfriend) ever, but she's a guy sometimes.

She really loves gender nonconformity. To her, dressing masculine when her gender feels feminine and vice versa is the best feeling.

EDIT: I almost forgot the headcanons surrounding her wings.

I have so many thoughts surrounding hybrids and the cultural implications it causes for their genders.

In many bird species, the male birds have bright colourful wings whereas female birds have duller more muted ones.

She loves her wings because, to her, it feels like the intersection of masculinity and femininity. As an avian, it being so bright and colourful is masculine. But generally in society, bright pretty colours are considered more feminine.

Do you see my vision.

Also small Pearl headcanon: she is also an avian and dyes her wings brown. Grian and her have regular preening sessions, and Grian dyes all new feathers brown whenever they appear.

#faelyn talks #faelyn draws #A lot of this is based on my experiences with genderfluidity and gender nonconformity.#ariana griande #grian #transfemme grian #bigender grian #genderfluid grian #art #fanart

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worstlifeseriesbase · 4 months

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Sorry this took so long but yes, our final winner is…

Grian’s weird Egg Jenga that will not burn!!!!!!

Congratulations to the only life series base so bad that its own creator tried to destroy it! A real Frankenstein ass build! My personal favorite part is the top of the staircase that wouldn’t burn that was just floating there the whole time!

#life series #secret life smp #grian

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piink-u · 5 months

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Scar was climbing up birch steps, one step at a time – he’d lie to himself saying that it was so he didn’t risk taking any damage but alas, he was just trying to give himself a little bit more time.

He needed time, he needed to put his thoughts in order, he needed to choose the right words… The scarred man looked up – to his destination –, a small mount, an egg-shaped birch house made by a madman barely visible with the unrelenting glare of the sun dying behind tall mountains.

He was out of time – his feet met dirt and his eyes met Grian’s back.

“Hey, G…” Scar started hesitant – no more than a soft mumbling to Grian’s back while the shorter was busying himself by his crafting table; Scar thought hard about the time he lost going up those steps, about his screaming thoughts, about his pretty words…

Yet, now he was looking at the sun – his sun.

Grian spun on his feet with a crazed grin, smiling from ear to ear to his ex-associate, his old partner in crime, his burning soulmate, his sworn enemy – shining gleefully like the sun.

“I needed to ask you something, G-”

Scar gulped down his words and played mindlessly with his scarred hands – fingers covered in wounds from thorns and leaves of flowers that once begged for his sun to stay, knuckles eternally bruised from a fist fight till death that took the sunshine out of his eyes.

The same eyes that kept staring at the sun at this very moment.

He shook his head and closed his eyes – he couldn’t keep staring; he couldn’t risk getting blindsided again –, yet… He opened his eyes and only saw Grian smiling at him, the sun setting as a halo behind him.

“I- I forgot.” He said, once again blinded for looking too much at the sun.

#hermitshipping #trafficshipping #scarian #desert duo #secret life smp #slsmp #secret life grian #secret life gtws #welp i'm back and finally free from my finals #so time to start refining my wips and giving you guys some good old scarian :]

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ohnonotthehorrors · 5 months

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Cleo winner propaganda:

The Last Green. Statistically, this doesn’t mean much. Especially as she then lost a bunch of hearts on yellow. But she escaped an entire server chasing her around as zombies and only went out on her own terms.

The Survivors: the people that weren’t cursed (Martyn, Scott, Grian) had one thing in common: they were all previous winners. And Cleo was among them.

Allies: like the previous point, Cleo is in some way allied with all previous winners. The pupper alliance with Pearl. The pay off of Martyn with an Enderman egg. Grian is part of her solid alliance. And the return of the widow alliance, with Scott, session 7.

OP: if there’s anything we’ve discovered it’s that Endermen are OP this season. Cleo has a couple stacks of endermen eggs and an unlimited supply of dogs/wolves. She and her team are all on yellow, and she’s been careful not to loose hearts all season.

Etho and Grian: they deserve their own point because they Released a Wither and Warden on the server and more or less escaped unscathed. They’re both in a good position and Etho at least is aggressively loyal to Cleo.

She made a grave for Jimmy. Not a great point but a power move all the same.

The survivors shouting “protect the queen” while the boogey army goes after Cleo

I really want her to.

In general she’s doing so well and the other OP team took a hit thanks to the apocalypse.

She has Yet to fail a task and that is an achievement.

#zombiecleo #zombie cleo #secret life #secret life spoilers #life series #crossing my fingers and hoping I don’t jinx it

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roryintheir90s · 1 year

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The bad boys. Well, for me they’re more of a cursed trio, with Jimmy being the omen of death, Grian inability to keep his allies alive, and Joel’s madness.

Heavy spoilers from Limited Life ep 7 below

Jimmy being a Canary is just amazing analogy of him being the first one to die. No matter what he does he’s doomed by the narrative, and I don’t think that can change. Even despite me being disappointed that Jimmy once again being out first, I can appreciate the tragedy that it has become. There’s just something about rooting for someone to stay at least a little longer, just a little longer to not be the first one out. But knowing full well that the narrative is unescapable. Yet once again I believe and root for him, despite knowing the outcome. Despite that I heavily disagree with people thinking that Jimmy is trying to escape the narrative. In my eyes he doesn't try it. Sure, he doesn’t want to be the first one out and he fights tooth and nails at times to stay alive for at least a little longer. But in the end he doesn’t actually DO what is needed to stay alive. He is kind to people. I saw so many opportunities where Jimmy could take a kill, end someone, but didn’t. Jimmy even drew weapons, aiming at people, but never took the actual opportunity to attack. At the start of the series he and Joel literally egged each other on, getting into dangerous situations. Jimmy threatens people and act like the villain at times, but that’s all. An act and empty threats, nothing more, and nothing less. On top of that, instead of getting kills he makes deals with others (that being Scott and BigB). I think the Jimmy being called “a wet paper bag of a man” is only partially true. Like Skizz said to him, Jimmy is a funny man with fast reactions, he doesn’t take opportunities with his jokes, letting other people be the main attractions, and I cannot agree more. But I feel like that is not only the case with jokes, but also anything else he does in any series. His lack of taking action is the one that stopping him from wining and in the end making The Canary Curse be initiated in the first place. A lot of fandom likes to picture Grian as a parrot, and despite how fun of the idea it is, for me he’s more of a Rook specifically. Not a Crow, not a Raven, but a Rook. People overuse the whole concept of Ravens and Crows being the symbolism of death. With Ravens also symbolizing insight, transformation and intelligence, while Crows has lots more symbolism, that include: death, intelligence, afterlife, adaptability, prescience, fortune and destiny. Rooks on the other hand symbolize bad fortune, which I believe fits so well with Grain's curse. Grian brings bad fortune to those he loves, with them always ending up dead and Grian staying alone. Which I also love to point out that it is said that when rooks desert a rookery, it means that a calamity is signaled. Grian is a calamity by itself at this point for me. Grian has a fair share of his allies being killed by him directly and indirectly, even if he didn't mean it, its still a lot of deaths from him even if we take into account ONLY the Limited Life series. Just like Jimmies narrative makes him always end up dead, Grian’s narrative will always make him end up alone. Either by ending them himself or by causing so much damage that in the end they will be an easy target. He tried to protect his allies this series, with giving away time to them, or how in episode 7 he DIDN’T pull the lever in the T.IE.S base. He tried to go against his narrative and still it was unavoidable. Even him giving away some of the time to Joel wasn’t enough to save him. Joel is kinda overlooked in the cursed person apartment. I saw a few people mentioning how Joel has bloodlust and that it’s kinda a curse, but not enough to be noticeable. Joel’s a cuckoo one that symbolizes foolishness and insanity. I know this one might seem like an odd one, as a lot of people instantly think about how those birds leave their eggs in other birds nests. Nevertheless those birds symbolize hope in many traditions, and even longing and desire. If you actually look at Joel’s Life series overall, there's recurring theme of him being alone, with only Scar and Grian being with him for a while in Last Life and Etho being his soulmate in Double Life. But overall? Joel’s alone, never having a meaningful allies. His series is just lonely, which gives me a lot of Cuckoo vibes, as I see them as lonely birds. Joels being abandoned in every series by people, just like the cuckoos eggs. In every series he’s going into madness and bloodlust, trying to kill people at every turn, which perfectly plays into the cuckoos symbolism of insanity and foolishness. His traps rarely work, and he runs away screaming (specifically thinking about Grian’s pov).Nevertheless he always tries again and again, and Limited Life felt like some type of hope for Joel to have actual allies. This hope was actually answered when Jimmy and Grian both allied themselves with him. Finally Joel wasn’t alone. As many people mentioned about Joel, he’s loyal. Joel’s loyal to the core. He pokes fun here and there at Jimmy that he will throw him out but in the end he always protect Jimmy being a bad boy (thinking specifically about ep 6 where Grian was saying of throwing Jimmy out), or how he wanted to sacrifice himself for Jimmy, to be the first one out and give him his time. One might have think that finally Joel’s Cuckoo Curse is gone, but it was proven wrong in a lightning speed after Jimmy’s death. The fear of loneliness hovering once again over Joel head, making him going into madness once again and pull reckless foolish actions. Which in the end brought him to his doom, only around 10 blocks away from where Jimmy died. I really find those 3 a beautiful tragedy. One that is always meant to die first, One that will always end up alone, and One that will be consumed by madness. They were doomed by the narrative from the start, and a lot of people knew it. Despite loving the bad boys and their interactions, despite how well they mix together, they were one of the worst choices to pair. Nevertheless I wouldn’t have switched their team up for anything else. Grian, Joel and Jimmy were at each others back with few exceptions, but they cared for each other, yet, like a tragic Greek classic it wasn’t enough to stop their doom.

#limited life smp #limited life #life series #jimmy solidarity #solidarity gaming #solidaritygaming #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #grian #limited life grian #happyROMEO thoughts

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angelonasher · 9 months

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Everything so far about the Season 9 Egg War (part 2)

buckle up because this is a ride-

Part 1, [you're here!], part 3?

1. [26] Grian discovers that both methods of breaking dragon eggs crashes him. It’s also revealed that he knows how to fix it (something to do with a mod) but has decided not to, and instead keep a list of everyone who abuses the crashing. (but he does clean some eggs later in the video, so he might have fixed it, at least temporarily)

2. [27] The Buttercups have a meeting, and their future plan (as summarized by Mumbo) is: “Build up a big tent, have an impressive HQ, recruit some extra people with our sweet magic skills. Apparently. Apparently is the plan- and then, and then victory.” They’re planning to build a big tent to recruit people. I can’t remember what the magic bit was about.

3. [28] Mumbo builds the Bottercup, a walking robot pot with four legs and three buttercups sprouting out of it to fight Doc’s Goat Walker. It has a tnt-missile that should explode on impact.

4. [29] Mumbo talks to Ren while making the Bottercup, and tells him about the robot. Ren then leaves, after saying that he will “definitely not relay this information to Doc.” Mumbo wonders if Ren is a spy.

5. [30] Grian builds a giant pot (of the 1.20 kind) to enclose the Bottercup (similar to the barn enclosing the Goat Walker) and builds “Live Laugh Love” in some beautiful cursive on the side of the perimeter. It took so much time and genuinely looks nice, which makes Grian wonder if he’s pranked himself.

6. [31] Mumbo clears the eggs from his base, and has so much fun with the method he had figured out that he ends up clearing the eggs in the back of Grian’s base too, which he realizes was the most pointless thing he could have done with his time. He also gets a purple crown and becomes his own best friend.

7. [32] Scar builds the Buttercup’s Cookie Shop, a flower pot near the perimeter giving out buttercup cookies for free. The cookies are retextured raw chicken.

8. [33] Doc expresses his hatred for shallow motivational quotes and cursive writing in Minecraft. He also mentions how the Buttercups are turning the perimeter into a Facebook Karen’s kitchen/page.

9. [34] Ren (now Agent double-o-sev-Ren) shows Doc the spy place he built under the Buttercup camp, which is accessed by eating in the cave under the camp, then throwing an enderpearl into the one-block hole that will appear in the wall.

10. [35] The spy place contains three rooms. The spy lab, containing the Discombobulator 9000, the chilling out room, where they wait for the Buttercups to go to their camp but have to constantly press shift (should have surronded it by chests to hide the nametags-), and the Sniffer Hole, located directly under the camp, that also has a random bee.

11. [36] Ren and Doc investigate Scar’s cookie shop, Doc thinking its a sign of peace and Ren assuming it will blow up. Doc gets food poisoning from a cookie, and considers blowing the shop up so other hermits won’t get fooled as well.

12. [37] Doc and Ren go into the Discombobulator 9000 in that order, coming out wearing sniffer oinses. Ren is the top-half of the sniffer, and Doc is the bottom half.

13. [38] Doc helps Ren put sniffers in the Sniffer Hole, and Ren gives him a military package that was shipped accross the Gigaverse by Giga-corp (that is actually what he said.) It contains loaded rocket-crossbows and many “pink large ball” rockets.

14. [39] They use their new outfits to disguise as a “baby sniffer” (sniflet) and blend in with the other sniffers in the Sniffer Hole as they eavesdrop on the Buttercups. What am I looking at. Why??? 😭

15. [40] Scar gives Mumbo and Grian food poisoning with his cookies. Mumbo tells Scar that’s not how a poisoning works, and you’re only supposed to poison a specific person, not everbody.

16. [41] Mumbo discovers that the sign of his tent has been edited to “Buttercup’s toilet” and a toilet and toilet-paper has been placed inside. He thinks it was done by Doc, but discovers it was actually just Scar, because his choice of smooth stone for the floor makes it look like a bathroom.

17. [42] They discuss the “Live, Laugh, Love” writing on the perimeter’s walls, and Scar says he would quit Minecraft if someone ever did that to him.

18. [43] Grian and Mumbo talk about how their chat said to add a Jellie “hanging in there” poster and a “Peace, Love, and Plants” tapestry. They discuss how they could add details to make it more floral and decorative before they are suddenly interupted.

19. [44] Doc gets frustrated with the threat of shallow motivational quotes and blows his and Ren’s cover by yelling that there will be no such things in his perimeter.

20. [45] The Buttercups dig down and discover the two eavesdroppers. Ren laments at Doc ruining the thing he spent a week building, and Mumbo is probably traumatized by the two’s costume, seeing as his POV was the only one of the Buttercups’s actually showing their abomination of a sniflet in action.

21. [46] Doc says that they now know their plans, but Mumbo responds with a good old “thankfully they were fake plans!” They were not fake plans.

22. [47] Grian realizes they somehow got one of his sniffers, Snot, into the Sniffer Hole. His other sniffer, (Dwight) Schnoot, is not there.

23. [49] The five agree to settle this like adults by letting the robots do all the work, but not before it is pointed out that they aren’t really acting like adults by wearing sniffer oinses and eating raw chicken. (Doc also offends their new rainbow outfits, which, as said by Mumbo, is a lot coming from the bottom-half of a sniffer.)

24. [49] They drop the concrete-powder doors of the robots and let them start running, which, despite from a slight panic from the Buttercups at the door not falling properly, goes smoothly.

25. [50] As it turns out, the Goat Walker is not only incredibly slow, but it shoots tnt from the wrong end, pooping out explosives and destroying the perimeter of the perimeter instead of the Bottercup. It’s also supposed to shoot tnt from the sides, but for some reason that didn’t work.

26. [51] The Buttercups have issues with the mic mod not working correctly, relogging and always having one person unable to hear the other. They decide to all log off at the same time, and while that fixes the mic issues, it unloads the chunks of the Bottercup, causing it too stop walking.

27. [52] After a lot of panic, Mumbo manages to get it running again, all while the extremely slow Goat Walker has barely left its barn. Ren and Doc cheer for the Bottercup’s success, before Doc tells Ren to stop- but- he was cheering too.

28. [53] The bots eventually collide, and the Bottercup’s tnt exploded as planned.

29. [54] The tnt blows up most of the Bottercup and only the nose off of the Goat Walker. Doc thinks he’s won, but Grian says that if the Goat Walker can still walk, Doc wins.

30. [55] The Goat Walker can no longer run crawl. The Buttercups celebrate their victory, but Doc then alerts Ren and blows a horn, causing Ren to fire a rocket-crossbow at the Bottercups before the two fly away in different directions.

31. [56] Scar alerts the other Buttercups about the butterfly heading speedily torwards his Scarland. Apparently, he was the only one aware that it had tnt, and Grian hadn’t even known it could move.

32. [57] The butterfly flies over the Goat Walker and bombs it. This is due to a miscalculation on Doc’s part when he calculated where the bots would be apon collusion. This would not have happened if the Bottercup hadn’t broken down mid-battle.

33. [58] With a lot of panic, the Buttercups manage to stop it before it even hits the forest seperating the perimeter from Scarland.

34. [59] Grian wonders where Ren went, which makes them all realize that there’s another butterfly (Mothra) being piloted by Ren, heading straight for Grian’s and Mumbo’s bases. (Although, they only seemed to think about Grian’s base at the time. What’s in front Grian’s base, guys??)

35. [60] They stop the Mothra a lot quicker than Doc’s unnamed butterfly. The comments were giving Mumbo credit for that, on his last rocket too, so let pause to applaude Mumbo. 👏👏👏

36. [61] Doc gets upset over the destruction of his Goat Walker and blames the Buttercups for their stupidity causing it too happen. He says “Your incompetence is your strongest power!” and Mumbo replies with "eeeyup."

37. [61] The Buttercups meet up and confirm that the fighting is not over, and that even though they won the battle, they still need to win the war.

38. [92] The perimeter of the perimeter has a lot of damage, and the Buttercups’s bases, as well as their camp, are untouched. That’s. That. How do you fail so badly.

39. [93] Doc (to his viewers) says that he thinks he actually won the Bot Battle, considering that the Bottercup had a lot more damage from the fight itself than the Goat Walker. He also mentions that for his next attack, he has gotten inspired by Tango’s latest episode. Which. I haven’t actually watched. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

40. [94] This should go in earlier but I’m too lazy to change all the numbers: Scar reveals that apparently there was another “legitimate” (not duped) dragon egg on the server before Grian and Doc duped eggs; one that “myseriously” appeared in his inventory when he was in the End a few months ago. He decides he’s going to sell it in an auction on the street between Cubfan’s and Cleo’s rivaling museums.

I was planning to wait for Pearl's episode before posting this, but she made a community post saying this week's episode will be new life, not hermitcraft, so I just posted now :D

Anyway, I’d like to encourage you all to point out any mistakes/details I missed in the comments/tags of shares, which I will add in a reblog like I did last time! I don’t watch Ren, so there might be a few :D

(The link for part two in the part one post is at the end of the reblog, not in the og post.)

#hermitcraft #grian #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #the buttercups #buttercup alliance #the egg war #hermitcraft s9 #docm77 #rendog #renthedog #egg war summary #summary #list #bottercup #doc is technically the victim here #but mumbo is the most victim here

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theannoyedshiba · 2 years

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Some new headcannons cause it’s been a bit:

- Lizzie is in genuine pain at this point because of how quickly her body has shifted through origins. She’s just really good at masking it.

- Scott becoming an angel after being a vampire was Pearl’s way of giving him a giant middle finger with a smile for what he’d done to Sausage. The sun had been nice, but now Scott was hers and he could do nothing about it.

- Scar’s cookies really are magic. Not only can they make you teleport and give you blindness, but they can also bring up happy memories! The taste of the cookies is different for each Hermit depending on said memory.

- Scars carry over. No matter what you are doing, what world you’re in, your scars never leave. Jimmy constantly has to deal with people staring at his throat where the arrow went through. Scar’s back and right side still look like he just respawned from the creeper explosion. Grian’s shoulder hurts from time to time. Scott has a large scar through his upper stomach and ribcage that’s more uncomfortable than he likes to admit.

- The Egg remembers Karl. It remembers the colorful man all those centuries ago that looked so out of place compared to the other ball goers. His life force was so good the first time, it can’t help but want another taste.

- False either is a champion of the Blood God like Techno or Techno is the Blood God and he liked False’s fighting spirit so much he decided to give her a bit of his power.

- Bdubs moves like a Looney Toon. His mouth gets very exaggerated when he talks and I like to think his body can stretch all weird like. Picture like taking a digital drawing and dragging it diagonally. Yeah. He does that.

- The Moon Big(TM) was the Watchers. Grian and the others had disappeared off their radar after 3rd Life and it took them a long time to find their runaway. They only managed to find him because Grian accidentally forgot to reset the wards too many times and left the world vulnerable to prying eyes.

- On that train of thought, the Watchers were surprised to find another one of their Evo playthings with Grian. If they could’ve squealed with delight, they would’ve.

#empires smp #smajor1995 #flower husbands #3rd life smp #afterlife smp #alsmp #last life #trafficblr #empiresblr #hermitcraft #grian #goodtimeswithscar #pearlescentmoon #dsmp #karl jacobs

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hotguybullseye · 2 years

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Baby Bird

Gregg hatches and all of a sudden Grian and Mumbo are parents.

Fairly short little drabble, only somewhat proofread, no beta (we die like Scar) so there's probably some spelling and/or grammar mistakes.

Ship: grumbo (Grian/Mumbo)

Tap tap crack. Mumbo looked up from his base plans at the sound. After a moment of searching his eyes fell upon the source. The egg he'd gotten from Grian, Gregg as he'd called it, had begun to crack. He cautiously approached the egg sitting on his desk as the cracks continued to grow until finally the top part of the egg broke away and fell beside it, revealing what appeared to be a tiny copy of Grian. The baby avian stretched - tiny featherless wings stretching out from its back - and rubbed its eyes. Mumbo stared down at the freshly hatched bird child that had been Gregg, utterly dumbstruck, and after it had finished rubbing its eyes the bird child in question stared back up at Mumbo.

"Chirp!" The little avian chirped happily at Mumbo, who still stood dumbstruck, lifting its little arms towards him expectantly. Mumbo was beginning to panic a little at that point, he couldn't take care of a child could he? He didn't even know how to take care of a human child, let alone a strange half-bird child that would surely need special care! At the lack of response the little avian chirped more insistently, attempting to crawl towards him and toppling over its egg in the process, flopping over on the desk. That seemed to snap Mumbo out of his daze.

"Hey, careful, careful! Alright, come here little guy..." Mumbo said gently, carefully picking the little bird child up. It let out several happy chirps as it settled against his chest, tiny hands gripping his suit jacket. "I think I need to talk to Grian..."

Grian was hard at work on his mega base when Mumbo found him. "Um, Grian....?" Grian's head jerked up at the sound of Mumbo's voice "I think we, uh.... sort of have a child now...?" The tiny avian turned its head to look at Grian, flapping its little featherless wings with a happy peep, still clinging to Mumbo's suit jacket. All at once Grian looked thrilled and overwhelmed, both hands over his mouth and eyes wide and shining like he might burst into tears.

"Oh my goodness," Grian squeaked more than said "I.... can I hold him?"

"Of course, he is yours, sort of."

Grian gently took the baby avian into his arms, it let go of Mumbo's suit jacket as he did, little hands instead reaching up to clumsily grab at Grian's face. Grian chuckled, bringing one hand up to hold onto the bird child's smaller one while its other hand continued to clumsily pat his cheek. "Hello little one, oh my goodness you're so cute" he gushed.

Mumbo would be lying if he tried to say that the scene didn't make his heart feel incredibly warm. Grian just looked so happy and sweet gushing over the avian baby in his arms, Mumbo could feel his heart melting at the sight. Sure, he was still a bit nervous at the idea of taking care of the little half-bird child, but he knew for certain now that he won't be doing it alone. Honestly, he doesn't think he could keep Grian away from the kid even if he wanted to now. Suddenly, Grian looks up, his expression shifting from joy to concern.

"Oh gosh, we don't even have a proper nest yet! I had no idea we'd.... we need a good nest!" Grian's wings shifted anxiously and Mumbo finds himself having to suppress a slight chuckle at his partner's fretting.

"How about this, I'll take care of the kid and you can go get a proper nest set up, alright?"

"Yeah, that sounds like a good plan..." Grian nods, carefully handing the little avian back to Mumbo, the little one once again settling in against his chest with a small peep. Grian quickly zoomed off, presumably to gather nesting materials.

"Well, seems like we're officially parents," Mumbo thought aloud as he watched Grian fly off before looking back down at the little baby avian in his arms "fancy that." The little one chirps in response before reaching up to try and grab at Mumbo's mustache causing him to chuckle.

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #mumbo jumbo #grian #grumbo #hermitshipping #hermitshipblr

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lunar-writes-things · 2 years

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8) A pearl in the night sky

Pearl wished she had joined Hermitcraft sooner.

Maybe then she would have known Y/n longer like the others.

Pearl first met Y/n as a brief introduction after the first initial meeting with everyone and they helped Gem and herself out of the hole they were in. Pearl looked back at it and remembered the feeling Y/n gave her.

"Hi!" Y/n smiled down at them and outstretched their hand "Do you guys need some help down there?"

"Yes Please!" Gem smiled and grabbed their hand. Pearl however was staring at them like they were glowing... and they were.

"Woah!" Pearl whispered as she got pulled up by Y/n "You're strong."

"Yeah!" They smiled "I don't remember being this strong last season like I could carry myself if need be but I couldn't carry others. I think it's cause I'm something new."

"If you don't mind me asking, What are you?"

"I'm not entirely sure. I think I'm some sort of shapeshifting Demigod." Y/n said and crossed their arms "My first ever season I was just a regular Human, then Season 6 came and I had a toga, don't know what happened there. Season seven I gained powers and now I have wings and a golden halo-slash-crown thing."

"That's really interesting!" Gem explained with a light giggle "It's like you're evolving! Or maybe you were blessed by the gods!"

Soon their comms beeped and when checked it said

"And that's my cue to dip." Y/n smiled and looked at the girls and gave them a bow "I hope to see you again, Goodbye M'ladies!"

Pearl flushed pink at their actions and watched as they ran off. Gem looked at Pearl with a raised eyebrow and a tiny smirk.

"You liiiiike them," Gem smirked only t be swatted away by Pearl

"No, I don't!" Pearl exclaimed, "I just think they're really cool. They helped us out without asking I think it's admirable!"

"Mhmm, sure whatever you say." Gem rolled her eyes and started towards the desert where people are gathering "I'm gonna head over there! Have fun exploring and finding your place!"

"Yeah! And the same to you!" Pearl said and took off, Y/n escaping their mind for the time being only to find Joe Hills building what would soon be known as the Spawn Egg

Until They found the beginnings of the Boatem village, Laughs of joy and fondness echoed through the air, and Pearl couldn't help but follow the sounds of such happy sounds. When she got there, Pearl saw Grian, Scar, Mumbo, Impulse, and Y/n. Grian saw her and pushed everyone back into their boats and Pearl took the middle one before they were kicked out by Grian who had added a boat on top of everything. Pearl had to climb her way up and take a seat before smiling and taking a picture.

A few days or so Later, Pearl groaned as she realized everyone else's starter base was facing the Boatem pole, and hers? Hers was not.

So she stomped her foot on the ground and went to Impulse for help. To her surprise, Y/n was with him too, eyes glimmering with happiness and joy and lighting up when they saw Pearl at the door.

"Impy!" Y/n called out and grabbed pearls hand to drag her inside Impulse's starter base "You have a visitor!"

"Oh?" Impulse looked over the railing to see who, voiced strained with something pearl cant identify "Pearl! Welcome! What can I help you with?"

"Oh! Uh, I was going to ask for your help to tear down my base and turn it towards the pole." Pearl said sheepishly "It wasn't facing the same direction as your guys so I wanted to turn it-"

Giggles echoed through the air as well as a low sounding groan and something clattering on the ground. Y/n was covering their mouth to muffle their giggles and above Pearl, Impulse was leaning on his railing muttering curses and dropped a bottle filled with a thick clear liquid.

"Sorry Impy, I guess we cant do that today. I'm welcome to come by another day if you want though." Y/n smiled "But you can try to take care of yourself if anything after or we can all wok together to turn this build faster?"

At that point Y/n was looking at Pearl with a questioning look and pearl nodded. She wasn't going to deny help from one of the prettiest people on the server.

"Perfect!" Y/n clapper her hands "Me and Pearl will get to it! Join us when you're ready Impulse!"

And Y/n dragged Pearl out of the house and too her base talking excitedly about something Pearl wasn't processing. Pearl was kind of glad she wasn't listening though, Y/n looked like an angel. Their smile lit up the world around them and made the colors seem so bright and they moved as if they were dancing in the air and-

"PEARL! Y/N!" a voice interrupted her thoughts and Pearl bit back a groan "I'm here!"

Pearl watched Y/n and Impulse interact while she grumbled under her breath loud enough not to pay attention to Y/n's words. Only seeing Impulse melt into a pile of putty while Y/n turned and took out her axe and started to chop down the materials, being careful to not ruin them.

"Pearl!" Y/n's voice was music to the girls ears. Pearl turned just in time to catch Y/n and have both of them tumble to the ground laughing as they went.

Y/n's wings were spread out around them as they laughed, their eyes glimmering with joy as they just laid on top of pearl.

Void, Pearl hoped Y/n couldn't feel how fast her heart was beating.

"Hi Angel," Pearl murmured with a smile "What can I help you with?"

"I wanted to check up on you!" Y/n smiled "See how you were doing and making sure you don't need any help!"

Pearl hummed, feeling all her worries go away under the weight of Y/n laying on her. "I'm doing just great," Pearl wrapped her arms around Y/n's waist, mimicking a hug, and watched Y/n flush as they realized they were still laying on the ground

"we- We could get up off the ground! Doesn't your back hurt?" They asked as they squirmed

"Nope! Does yours?" Pearl tossed the question back

"Well, no-" Pearl cut off Y/n by tightening her arms around their waist and getting a small squeal from them

Note to self: Visit Grian later to gush and confess the formed crush on her heart

Mumbo came up to her weeks later asking for a favor that she couldn't do at the time.

"Pearl? Are you gonna be on for much longer?" he asked as he walked up to her

"Huh?" She hummed and took off her headphones "Sorry what did you say? I was in the zone."

"I asked if you- If you uh-" Mumbo got fidgety before he took a deep breath"Are you staying on for much longer?"

"No, may I ask why?" Pearl asked and cocked her head to the side

"It's Y/n," he murmured, "I wanted to see if anyone would check up on them since it's around these times when they get really into building but if you can't stay on I'll leave you be."

"I'll be back on in a few hours." Pearl said, "I promised I would go out to meet a few friends on a different server so I can check up on her later?"

"That works," Mumbo smiled "But I'm gonna get someone to check on them."

"Why don't you check on them huh?" Pearl asked and raised their eyebrow, an accusing lilt to her voice

"I'm working on a redstone project that requires all my attention and I know they'll be fine for a few hours but they've been streaming for almost 24 hours already with no sleep so..." Mumbo trailed off and Pearl felt their eyes bug out

"24 HOURS WITH NO SLEEP?!" Pearl shouted and bit her thumb as she paced "Should I stay? I don't mind but-"

"They'll feel even more guilty if you stay and take care of them when you had plans," Mumbo muttered "They hate it when we take care of them before ourselves. Hypocrite."

Mumbo said the last word playfully and Pearl could see the fondness and sadness shining in his eyes.

You're gonna have to fight for Y/n's love against all of Boatem. They leave an exponential mark.

"Damned Pesky Bird," Pearl grumbled under her breath

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thegothicwriter · 7 months

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My relief, My love~Rendog x reader

*Warning, deaths mentioned*

(Tired of being stressed while dealing with the pranks going on between their neighbors and getting her base caught in the middle, dear reader or Y/N tries to find some relief after yelling at two of their neighbors. Thankfully, our resident 'Gigacorps' member is there to help them out*

Being a hermit was exciting, fun, and stressing all at the same time and for one in particular, it was stressful as of late. Y/N was not having the best time right now and it was starting to show. Their base had been in the line of sight for pranks between Grian, Scar, and Doc and was now covered in both chickens and ender dragon eggs. "How is it even possible? Ender eggs....there only supposed to be one and I believe Pearl has it?" Y/N griped as they used the limited redstone knowledge they had to get rid of the eggs without making them teleport to another area. 'The chicken thing can be dealt with later...I'll just unleash the foxes on them.' Y/N thought before sitting down and sighing, watching as the redstone did its work.

After a long time...roughly three hours or so, Y/N put the eggs away in chests before taking off to find Grian and Scar, Doc....Doc scared them and they knew he did not mean to drag Y/N's base into all this. "GRIAN! SCAR!" Y/N yelled out as they spotted the two who jumped and turned to look at Y/N before trying to take off. "Oh no you don't....." Y/N stopped and pulled out their bow-'GreenArrowIsBetterThanHotGuy' and shot several arrows at the two, killing them in the process. 'GoodTimesWithScar was slain by Y/N using 'GreenArrowIsBetterThanHotGuy' 'Grian was slain by Y/N using 'GreenArrowIsBetterThanHotGuy'. Y/N's pager went off with notifications and comments as to why they did that. Y/N waited until the two reappeared to get their things and put their hands on their hips. "You two....why....do you realize that I too, share border with the 'Perimeter'? And as a result, you both have caused MY BASE to be drug into this prank war you have with Doc." Y/N ranted and the two hermits winced as they continued the ranting.

"Three double chests full of dragon eggs on my base and let us not start with the chicken thing!" Y/N finished saying while Grian and Scar looked at them with sheepish and embarrassed looks. "Why isn't Doc part of this though? The eggs came from him!" Grian tried to argue but Y/N gave him a look. "Doc didn't swing first...you did when you touched his device. Grian....you know what happens when you try to touch anything with redstone!" Y/N said while shaking their head. "We're sorry, Y/N....we didn't mean to drag your base into this....we'll make it us to you!" Scar offered and Y/N gave him look before sighing. "Just...end this soon, please." Y/N begged before they took off, not noticing a certain dog-hybrid take off after them as he had seen the death notifications and had been on his way to see what had happened, maybe even offer to help clean up the base.

RenDog followed Y/N until they came to a stop near the river that flowed through the original spawn area and landed a few feet behind her. Y/N sighed and sat down on one of the rocks, pulling out a fishing line and cast it into the water as Rendog came and sat beside them. "I was going to come and help you clean up your base. Doc and I felt really bad about it." Y/N turned to look at Rendog who offered a slice of 'Giga Pie' with a slight smile. "Yeah, when we realized that some of the eggs ended up on your base and the chickens...that Doc and I had no idea would happen." Rendog said and Y/N shook their head fondly. Of all the hermits, Y/N could not be angry with Ren when he did things...like the whole 'Ren The King' thing, they may have been on the resistance, but they could not feel any anger towards Ren and helped get him his strength back.

"Tell you what...come with me. I know the new additions have happened and I think I found a biome you have been looking for." Rendog said as he stood up and Y/N put the fishing rod away and followed Ren. They kept flying until several small pink petals started floating in Y/N's face and they smiled as Rendog landed in a Cherry Tree biome. Y/N landed as well and looked around, sighing with a smile on their face as they held a few of the petals in their hands. "Thanks Ren." Y/N said as they sat under one of the trees and Rendog followed suite and the two just sat under the trees enjoying the breeze and petals falling down around them. "I know I have said this a lot, since we last met on HC-S8, but Ren....I love you." Y/N said as they curled themselves into Ren's chest and Ren smiled, putting an arm around Y/N and held them close. "And I love you, Y/N." He gave a kiss to Y/N's head.

A while later, Y/N flew back to her base, not seeing any chickens which made them smile, but what also made them smile was that the fourth part of their 'High Tower' base had been added...with Cherry blossom wood too! As they walked in, there were two signs, one written by Grian and another written by Scar. 'Sorry about the mess...hope the addition of a fourth part on your tower helps! Love, your friendly gremlin, Grian!' Y/N smiled and put the sign away before looking at the one from Scar and rolled their eyes. 'Added some new additions to your birthday/wedding cake base! Again, sorry about the whole prank thing. Love, your favorite archer!' "Scar.....it is not a birthday cake! Or wedding cake!" Y/N said with a small smile on their face and put the other sign away as well before going to bed, the moments with Ren going through their head as they fell asleep.

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So, the reason for the birthday cake base thing is because my base in Minecraft currently is literally shaped like a different flavored tiered cake!

Also, finally saw what Rendog looked like behind camera....and holy crap he is hot!!! Love the grey, sorry 'wisdom' hairs on his head.

#rendogxreader #hermitcraft #rendog #mcyt #grian #gtws

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