#but. oh my fucking god. my brain feels like its going to explode if i don't do something right this second

[fabulouslygaybean]

im literally so understimulated im gonna bite someone

#i guess i understand why my family wanted to have a super super lazy day for the first full day in cali #but. oh my fucking god. my brain feels like its going to explode if i don't do something right this second #ive been sitting in silence since i woke up at 9am because basically nothing is happening #i ate lunch and that's it. we all sat down and ate lunch and then we did nothing #i dont wanna play the boring games they have bc then they'll say im ruining it when i seem uninterested #i just. im genuinely tempted to sleep the rest of the day away. im so bored and understimulated that anything is better than this #i wanna go out and do something!! or visit someone!! or literally do anything besides sit around in silence!!!! #we apparently aren't gonna do anything at all until thursday. we're just gonna sit around. im gonna genuinely fucking scream #also we're not even gonna do anything fun when thursday/friday/saturday comes along #thursday my aunt wants to take us thrifting. but we can't rlly buy anything bc we don't have enough space in our travel bags #we're gonna see a play that was worked on by my cousin's wife. which is like the only cool thing we'll be seeing #i don't even fully know what the other plans are. outside of them all being pretty lame #just!! idk!! i hate being a bitchy teenager but wow old people are boring #just. idk. we rarely get to visit cali and i wanted to maybe do some stuff that my sister and i could enjoy too #not just. sitting around a silent house or going to a thrift store just like i do in my home state

[jeon-ify]

warnings: threesome, twodicksonehole, size kink, degradation, titslapping, hairpulling, orgasm denial, choking, overstimulation, dom!san, dom!wooyoung, etc. If i missed anything, yk what to do!

“oh my god, fuck. sannie— its so big! i don’t know if i can take him woo—“ you whimper, shutting your legs closed to relieve the pain stinging between your legs as san pushes his thick cock into your tight cunt.

“you can, and you will. you wanted us to fuck you, we’re doing it, are we not?” san mocks your pain, feeling the way you tighten up around his length between your puffy folds.

no matter how many times he fucks you, you can never get used to his size— let alone wooyoung fucking the same hole san is.

they both fuck into you at the same pace, while sans fingers tug and slap at your titties. wooyoungs hand grabs a fistful of your hair, pulling your head back onto his shoulder so he has easier access to sink his teeth into your shoulder.

“f-fuck, bite me harder, woo. make me bleed.” you and san both feel the way his cock twitches against the both of you, eliciting sharp moans out of you, and san grunting and tossing his head back onto the headboard behind him.

“such a slut. you should be a pornstar, let us fuck you on camera and everyone can watch what a cockdrunk whore you are for us. wooyoungie, do you think she should cum?”

san teases, but wooyoung teases harder.

“no, don’t let her cum. we’ll empty our cum in you, and you’ll walk around with it all fuckin’ week. you hear me? if you wanna cum, beg. beg for it.”

wooyoungs hand moves to wrap itself around your throat, as san puts his hand on top of wooyoungs, squeezing to break out a whimper from you, both choking you out to the point where you start seeing stars.

“maybe think with your brain and not your pussy for once, butterfly. beg us to let you cum and maybe we’ll let you cum.” san’s trying to help you, but he’s just not understanding that you are too overwhelmed and too fucked out to speak.

wooyoung pounds into you again, chasing his second orgasm. san speeds up his thrusts, pounding harder everytime you don’t respond the right way.

“please just let me cum, please. i’m taking the both of you at once, this is all i can fuckin’ take. feels so fucking good!! please let me cum, feel like im gonna explode—“ your body jolts and shakes at every thrust, san pulling you towards his face to give you a rough and hungry kiss. wooyoungs hand forms a ponytail with your hair, pulling you back and making you watch the way his lips envelope san’s in a deep throated kiss. their tongues swirling as strings of spit connect the two men.

“she’s cumming, sannie, fuckk—“

“atta girl, doing so fuckin’ good, ready to take our loads?”

you feel them empty themselves in you as you empty yourself onto their cocks, the feeling finally washing over you.

“my go- my godd, thank you, thank you thank you~”

“you’re welcome, baby. don’t fuck around at yeosangs house and maybe we wouldn’t have to stretch you out so harshly.”

san kisses your temple as your legs loosen up around his waist, and wooyoung stands up from behind you.

#kpop smut #kpop #ateez #ateez fanfic #ateez imagines #ateez smut #ateez x reader #ateez san #ateez wooyoung #wooyoung #wooyoung x reader

[twistedgardens]

When I say sit, I mean sit

Leona Kingscholar x Fem! Reader/self-conscious reader

Content: facesitting, cunnilingus, spanking

🔞 18+ Only Content Below the Cut! Minors DNI!🔞

"I-I don't know about this, Leona," you say as you straddle your boyfriend's chest.

Leona looked up at you with a perturbed face. His hands found your hips and scooted you off his chest until your lower half hovered over his face. The feel of his leather gloves on your hips made you squirm. You can feel the subtle pinch of his claws even through his gloves. You squirmed even more when one of those gloves hands came down on your ass, spanking you. Leona smirked at the squeak he elicited from you.

"Woman, when I say sit on my face, I mean sit on my face," Leona growled.

"What if I suffocate you or something?"

"Oh well. Can't imagine going out in a better way. Now come here!"

Leona pulled you further up with you putting up little resistance. You gripped the headboard with trembling fingers. Leona had you straddle his face as he pushed down on your hips. You slowly lowered yourself all the way. Leona squeezed your ass while his tongue played with your clit.

"O-Oh my god," you whimpered.

Your thighs squeezed around Leona's head as he tongue and lips suckled on that sensitive bundle of nerves. You couldn't help but rock your hips against his face. His tongue found his way inside that gushing hole. One of his hands moved away from your ass and made its way to join Leona's tongue. Leona's other hand not only continued to grope the globe of your ass, but pinch, caress, and smack when the mood suited him. Your grip tightened on the headboard even as you were losing your mind. You threw your head back to scream and moan, thankful that Grim was off causing some chaos elsewhere. Leona continued to feast on your cunt like his life depended on it.

You had no choice but to lose yourself in the sensations. Goosebumps creeped all over your flesh as you flew higher and higher. Your hips moved as if of their own accord, rutting and grinding against Leona's mouth. He turned you into a desperate little thing who only wanted his tongue, mouth, and the gentlest nip of his fangs on your cunt. The hand that wasn't working your insides into a frenzy added just the right amount of pleasure and pain to make you dizzy.

Your hands left the headboard in favor of gripping Leona's lovely mane and holding tight. You almost shoved his head inside your cunt. You needed him as close as possible. Even if he wanted to stop and leave you tortured, Leona couldn't move. Your thighs insured that he'd be trapped between them. Not that he seemed concerned about that. Leona was perfectly content in lapping at your juices gushing into his mouth while he suffocated between your legs. He purred at the idea and at the taste of you as he lapped at your and swirled his tongue inside of you.

You pulled his hair harder as the precipice came closer. You bucked your hips against his face, riding his tongue. Leona doubled his efforts, which was out of place for the usually lazy lion. He squeezed your hips with body hands. The vibrations of his growls and purrs while he continued to eat you out acted as a vibrator against your clit. The sensations sent you overboard.

"LEONA!" You screamed.

The world went blank. You felt your brain turn into mush and everything turned to white. Everything that had been built up for who knows how long was suddenly gone. Your body became nothing more than a limp rag doll. The world exploded for a second and pulled itself back together again. With shaking legs, you pulled yourself away. Leona had a smug look on his face, his cocky smile drenched in the essence of you. Much of his lower face was smeared with your juices.

"That wasn't so bad, was it? You enjoyed yourself, didn't you? You've never cum so fucking hard before," said Leona. He couldn't stop smirking.

He left you too boneless to shuffle yourself alongside him in bed for a nap, so Leona had to help you wash up. He laid your head on his chest. An arm came to wrap around your waist while a tail snaked around your leg. Leona pulled the covers over the both of you before closing his eyes.

"After this nap, you're going to return the favor, won't you?"

You chuckled and pecked him on the cheek. "That only sounds fair."

#twisted wonderland smut #twst #twst wonderland #twst smut #leona kingscholar #twst leona #reader #Yuu #female reader #fem yuu #leona x reader #twst leona x reader #18+ only #minors do not interact #minors dni

[succubusmunson]

His Rings

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader

Summary: There is just something so hot about Eddie and his rings

Warnings: SMUT! (minors dni), pwp, fingering, dirty talk, cursing, some cum play, unprotected sex

WC: 1,034

(this is my first smut in forever, pls be nice! feedback is greatly appreciated!)

Eddie’s hands, fingers, and rings never failed to make you feel something.

You two could be sitting together at lunch and his hand would just rest against your thigh. Nothing crazy, but the tingles you felt all over. God, it was so crazy how something out of this world.

 When you two were back at his place, he would practice guitar and you couldn’t even focus on the music when his fingers were moving so fast and expertly. You swear that you could get off on just watching him.

“Close your mouth or you’ll catch flies.” Eddie set his guitar on its stand and stood beside you, “were you enjoying the show?” He cupped your face, thumb dragging along your bottom lip.

You were at a loss of words, mouth dry, so you just nodded your head and hoped that appeased him, but he shook his head.

“Use your words, princess.”

The tension in the room suddenly became thick. Nothing sexual had even happened yet and you were already putty in Eddie’s hands. “I really enjoyed the show.”

Eddie moved to sit beside you and he drug his hand slowly up your clothed thigh. “Did you enjoy watching my fingers move? Did you think of them inside of you?” He popped the button to your jeans and rubbed just above your, now very soaked, panties, teasing you.

“Oh god, Eddie you don’t know how bad I want it.” You turned to look at him, giving him soft eyes, wordlessly begging him to touch you, to make you come undone in so many ways. It’s pathetic how Eddie can make you so weak so fast.

Eddie finally slipped his hand inside your panties, and you felt his cold rings against your warm skin and you gasped. The feeling was something you needed, craved even.

“Fuck, you’re always so wet for me, princess.” Eddie began to kiss down your neck as his slowly moved his fingertips over your clit, just barely putting any pressure, “you’re gonna take my fingers like a good girl, yeah?”

Eddie didn’t give you time to answer before he slid a finger in you. Your legs closed out of habit, but he used his free hand to slap your thigh and spread them back open, “your legs stay open for me, got it?”

He moved his finger at a slow pace before adding another one and curling them up, hitting all the right spots. You couldn’t hold in your moans any longer, you felt like you were going to explode.

 “Oh, god, right there.” Eddie couldn’t help but chuckle at you, he began using his thumb to bump at your clit, “not god, baby, just me.”

Just as you were about to orgasm, Eddie pulled his fingers out and left you empty and needing more.

He stood up from his side of the bed and quickly undressed before helping you. He tossed your clothes somewhere in the room, not caring where they would land. “I will never get over how gorgeous you are.” Eddie laid you back against his bed and kissed down your body, leaving bite marks here and there. The feeling of his teeth leaving a pleasurable sting. Everywhere on your body he touched was on fire.

“Please, I just want your cock.” God did Eddie love it when you begged. You could beg for the world in your hands, and he would try his hardest to give it to you.

Eddie stood up and tapped the swollen tip of his cock against your swollen clit, “this is what you want?” He gave you a cocky grin and kept tapping, making your legs shake. You were both needy for each other at this point, but that didn’t stop his teasing.

He spat on his hand and gave his hard cock a couple stokes before sliding into your wet pussy. You both moaned out, the feeling was pure ecstasy, no matter how many times the two of you fucked.

He set a fast and hard pace, making his whole trailer practically shake. “Fuck, princess, you feel so good.” The more he talked, the faster he would go, making your brain go completely blank.

You grabbed Eddie’s hand and placed it on your throat, and he gave a soft squeeze, causing you to moan even more.

The combination of one of his hands squeezing your throat and the other grabbing at your nipples was almost too much to handle, but in such a good way. You wanted more, even if it wasn’t possible.

Just when you thought it was enough, you felt the familiar touch of his cold thumb ring against your clit, and he began relentlessly rubbing quick circles. Eddie was giving you so much pleasure and you were so thankful for it. You arched your back, moaning his name repeatedly as you were set over the edge.

The was no calming down from your high as Eddie was still chasing his. He kept fucking, getting closer and closer. “Gonna make me cum so good, princess.”

You knew he was becoming close when his thrusts became sloppy, but he kept going harder. He gripped one of your hips tightly, almost tight enough to leave bruises.

Eddie quickly pulled out and came cross your stomach and boobs. “Holy fuck,” he stuttered out. He ran a hand through his now sweaty hair and gave you a smirk.

You were shaky and almost too over stimulated, but God you could’ve gone again and again with him.

He scooped up some of his cum from your stomach and then placed his fingers in your opened mouth, “fuck, you are perfect.” You licked and swallowed around his fingers. “Anything for you.” Once he knew his fingers were cleaned, he pulled them from your mouth and caressed your cheek.

Once you both caught your breath, Eddie quickly helped you get cleaned up before lying beside and pulling you close to him. You couldn’t help but place with his fingers and rings.

“Are the rings what got you so turned on?” Eddie smiled down at you, he already knew the answer, but he just wanted to hear it. “What can I say? I’ve got a thing for them.”

#eddie munson smut #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson #stranger things #stranger things x reader #stranger things imagine #stranger things fanfiction #bee’s st fics

[mythicandco]

being a tmc fan is so fucking funny. someone can say "do you understand" like they're genuinely asking and have no idea and I will immediately take 5 d4 psychic damage and have to pretend like it's fine

or like. you're going to the grocery store with your friends and you all pile into the car and you're about to pull out of the parking lot and one of 'em goes "dude I think you left him behind in there"

and you just gotta grip the steering wheel a little tighter and take a deep breath and be like "yep. ok. going back."

or you're chilling in your room and your friend actually innocently knocks on the door and asks you to open it and you just. gotta open it. pretend like it's fine. it's fine. it's fine.

and then you gotta lie awake and stare at your ceiling because your brain feels like its gonna explode and you can't help think "man this is so Thatchercore right now"

or the lights in your house keep flickering. and your not sure if it's the demogorgon from stranger things or if the house is just. really hungry. and the front door opens for no reason and it's freezing outside and you just gotta close the door, man. and you hear your mother's voice calling your name from the other room and you go to check and she's not even in there. you hear the piano playing but it's literally closed, there is no one playing it.

and there's the creepy-ass deer that stared at you but left when you told it you weren't Mark. and the fuckign basement. with the little cabinet with the TV hidden inside.

and the way that sometiems you're home with your family and every once in a while the house is totally empty. I don't. I don't know where they went. but then eventually everyone returns as normal.

and when you were sitting in your room your ears suddenly started ringing and suddenly the radio turned off. or you were staying up late working on fanfic one night and you heard something like a dog but not a dog barking outside. or you're walking into school and you hear a siren in the distance and you find yourself suddenly running.

just gotta pretend it's fine. you're not a character in a horror movie. oh my god. oh my god. no one is coming to help me.

#it's the Curse frfr #that's what happens when you're a horror fan i guess!!! the horrors just start to Exist!!!!! #I'm a big fan of the horrors until the horrors are real #fun fact: all of these things have happened to me. most of them recently #I can even show y'all pictures of the tv in my basement if you want #mythic experiences the horrors (REAL)

[thebatbites]

god im so stumped for the endgame ship i have so many ideas so imma just babble until my brain clears out

at the end of this theres a poll so yall should vote on what i should do!

Zanemau

zanemau has such a sweet, sweet, SWEET dynamic in mystreet

i imagine zane falls first and falls so incredibly hard

but he doesnt realize hes in love because hes so dead set on being the best, best friend.

it takes someone else calling him out on his actions (buying aphmau big, expensive gifts, being touchy with her, constantly vying to get her attention, giving her custom nicknames that he will get mad that ANYONE uses)

then when he realizes hes like "oh fuck what do i do" and completely panics around her at all times

aphmau is kind of oblivious to this. "i mean like he does this stuff all the time, why would it be different?"

meanwhile, aphmau kinda slowly realizes that shes falling for him. shes more nervous about completely ruining their friendship more than the idea of him rejecting her completely

the big gifts and compliments and touchiness make her SO happy and excited. i imagine zane is pretty tight with money (despite being a nepo baby and sitting on tons and tons of money from his rich ass parents) so when he actively forks out money EXLUSIVELY for her it makes her heart all fluttery

their feelings are obvious to everyone except the two of them. the group kinda actively puts them in situations where they are put together.

they are very much your typical, sweet "best friends to lovers" dynamic. which is why i love it sm

Laurmau

mcd laurmau makes me go WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOAOAUEHEJFJ

and yes im relying heavily in mcd for their characterizations. those are the true versions of these characters. fight me.

yall seen miraculous ladybug? marichat and ladynoir? yeah. yeah its that. thats them

like okay: he is enamored by her looks but he just becomes absolutely smitten with her personality towards the beginning of pdh season 1. its that highschool crush that never goes away. even when he says it goes away, it doesnt. in fact, as they get closer, it gets so much worse!

he keeps the playful flirting and just teases her constantly

but you know as a friend, so he says

and she always playfully turns him down with a joke or a tease but you know. she knows that's just how he is! he has no feelings for her or anything!

but she was wrong, obviously. when they move to mystreet together after sort of growing apart during college, BOOM! those big dumb feelings come back and laurence is... well you know. hes laurence. he wears his heart on his sleeve and he pulls her aside and professes his love for her.

she turns him down (again) but hes unwavered! they go back to their original dynamic and nothing changes

...except BOOM!!! APHMAU CATCHES FEELINGS!!

mental breakdown ensues (on her end) because "HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY CAUGHT FEELINGS FOR THIS DUMBASS!!! I CANT BELIEVE THE FLIRTING ACTUALLY WORKED OH GOD FUCK!!!"

the next time laurence flirts with her she drops the bomb so casually like

"hey, mlady, when are we going to go on that date?"

"i dont know laurence. when are you going to take me?" cue dead silence and aphmau locking Eyes with him and staring into his soul

it takes like 15 seconds for him to catch on

and he explodes. his face turns beet red. he blushes and smiles and giggles and practically kicks his feet and that motherfucker is GIDDY!!!

everything in their relationship is basically the same except they kiss

Garmau

I LOVE GARMAU IN MCD

god the way hes all shy for her and he subtly (SUBTLY!!!) tries to suggest his feeling for her

I LOVE GARMAU IN MCD IM SICK GOD

THE FALLING TREE SCENE?!?!?@? CHEFS KISS. LITERALLY AARMAU COULD N E V E R

(once again, im implementing more of their mcd personalities)

okok but this is mystreet, not mcd!

in my notes, garroth and aphmau were childhood friends for much longer! but then aphmau moved, they eventually lose contact over time so she remembers garroth the most but not really zane and vylad as much because shed often stick to his side because she has a little baby crush on him

CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TO STRANGERS TO TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY VISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay but... not really "strangers" but they lose contact for a bit and reconnect in hs.

they dont instantly recognize each other but aphmau instantly recognizes zane when she sees him. it takes aphmau way too long (about 3-4 weeks into the school year, when vylad gets introduced and they go to the park together) to connect that garroth the "hot sophomore guy who i am fortunate enough to share air with who weirdly enough shares the name of my childhood crush/best friend but that surely is a coincidence, right?" is the same garroth ro'meave that she used to play with when she was young

garroth... knows. well he gets it much faster than she does. after all, "aphmau" is probably one of the most uncommon names to ever exist in this universe so he pretty much recognizes her right off the bat but how the fuck do you even begin to address this? (is what he asks laurence who literally just goes dude, just tell her)

and then you know how the story goes, the love triangle (love arrow? love axis? love corner??? ITS NOT A TRIANGLE WHY IS IT CALLED A LOVE TRIANGLE) commences, aphmau ends up rejecting both of them because they stressed her out and the boys chill out and then they all become friends

then college happens and BAM mystreet

garroth is more upfront to the fact that he never really got over her

sure he dated ivy and tried to date in college but nothing felt right

being with and near aphmau just felt right in a way no other person has managed to replicate

and suddenly she was back and the world felt right again

but hes still shy and has no idea how to approach her

(i imagine hes much more flirty and a little more like laurence [less extreme tho] when he doesnt really have feelings for a person)

and aphmau well? shes just happy to be back around him. the sun seems to shine brighter when shes with him and she has no idea why

theyre much more awkward then the other two ships i have listed here

esp as aphmau is falling like oh god. the tension??? the awkward pauses and long gazes??? ugh its delicious i eat it up

much like zanemau, it takes the skittles squad™ (aka the mystreet cast) to the extreme measure of locking them in a room and forcing them to confront their feelings /hj

or on the other hand, one of em confesses on complete accident or OOHH on a late night and just spilling their guts

anyway. again much like my zanemau written above garroth would SPOIL her with his ro'meave money and she would not know how to respond

wow i wrote a lot for garmau

BUT WERE NOT DONE BECAUSE WE STILL HAVE

Garrancemau & other ship ideas

so imagine garrancemau as laurmau and garmau happening cohesively much like mystreet where its a "competition" except they have the underlying tension of a college fling or smth like that

and aphmau kinda like. tries to get them together cuz she can see that they also have feelings for each other and they think this is some gay-denial like that

TRUE LOVE TRIANGLE you know???

but like i also wanna try my hand at rewriting aarmau to be less... bad...

*IN MY OPINION!!!

i really enjoy aarmaus dynamic but i do really like it more in a sibling light so i dont know if i really do wanna go the romance route

but also i love aroace aphmau! or katemau or travmau!

APHMAU IS A VERY SHIPPABLE CHARACTER OKAY? SHE HAS GOOD DYNAMICS WITH EVERYONE!!

so yeah. i dunno!! what do yall think? please, im very curious and im open to suggestions!!

*SUGGESTIONS!! i may not take them and decide to do fuck all so please if you give me a suggestion please know that i may not take it but i value your input and i put it into heavy consideration!!

#aphmaurewrites #aphblr #aphblur #aphmau #aphmau mystreet #aphverse #mystreet #laurmau #garmau #garrancemau #god im so fuckin stumped #THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD #my multishipper ass is trembling there are so many OPTIONS #rotp #rise of the phoenix

[albatris]

do u want a cute scene. this has been floating around inside my brain

in their second meeting (quinn has brought alex some murderers to kill and it's very gory but never mind that) alex is like. ready to be FREE of this horrible abandoned house that it fucked off to for two months to fight god. ok. alex wants to Rejoin Society. and is like "I can't take another minute here please we have to go Right Now or I'll explode" and quinn is like "nah we won't beat the sunrise we can just hang here till tomorrow"

and alex is like >:( and is DETERMINED to leave so quinn is like. "ok at least go get yourself cleaned up so we don't immediately get arrested if we leave, then we can see how u feel"

n alex goes back to the house n gets cleaned up and then is like hm I am kinda tired actually I'm just gonna sit down for a sec n just ends up passing out on its bed n sleeping for like sixteen hours

it wakes up once! n finds quinn has just decided to curl up next to it and is sleeping soundly. n alex sorta wakes in a panic bc 1) stranger and 2) HUMAN stranger. then it's like..... oh wait no it's just quinn. ok. weird but ok. zzzzzzzz

n alex just devours all of them so fast n almost cries bc this is the first time its been able to actually properly taste human food in like. forever. bc the garble was all like "oh you're not going to drink human blood? ok all other food will taste like rotten garbage until further notice 😊"

wakes up later to delicious (?) smells and quinn absolutely burning the shit out of some pancakes

I need you to know quinn sucks at cooking at this point. these pancakes are burned but even if they weren't they would Suck

thx for coming on this imagination ride with me

like YEAH early friendship quinn is still such a. quinn. but I have been rotating this in my brain. soft quinn. cooking for alex and sleeping next to it n letting it rest because they know it needs to, alex finally feeling some relief and connection after weeks of hell n just. little tender moments at the start of a friendship

idk if I got the emotion in all this to come across but I am having Feelings and there are Feelings

#a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears

[cowboy-robooty]

no guys see robooty itager is the slowest burn fucking imaginable. because i think that 1) italy would have to initiate them dating since germany thinks hes rejected forever after buon san valentino (my boy loves one sided crush) and 2) if they dont slow burn theyll crash and explode. because i think italy takes forever to realize he genuinely really fucking love germany and ONLY loves him and is willing to be loyal 'n treat him well to have him. Since i think italy isnt the type to really love ever since his kindergarten crush so he takes forever to recognize what he feels is genuine love (plus his love is born from a sense of entitlement but thats a whole 'nother enchilada). but yeah and because they take forever and are fully developed in their feelings when they date things are happy happy sunshine swag peace and love ❤️ they do stupid shit as bros the only difference now is they make out sometimes and japan cries himself to sleep everyday ^_^

but in a world where somehow they started dating BEFORE italy completely sorts out his feelings then OHHHH MY GOD. HELLWORLD. LITERAL HELLWORLD. because italy would totally cheat on germany and germanys heart would have youtube poop glass shattering effect explosion and italy would be #unloyal and #mean #scumgong and he would break up with germany for being so clingy and upset about him breaking his heart everyday or germany would break up with italy because everyone in his entire life (2 people: japan and prussia) is telling him that he needs to because italys making him chew glass (they take like 6 years to convince him and have to resort to saying its for italys own good if he breaks up with him). and then when they break up germany would hashtag die and explode because he obviously still loves italy but hes held back by prussia to not come back to him and tries to satiate his autistic brain by thinking "he was mean to me and told me to leave. im sorry ill leave now sorry for bothering you" and he also doesnt feel close to anybody except italy and has to go "brother....... i am.... not feeling good right now........" and cant say much else bc WE SAW IN THE ANIME GERMANY WANTED TO VENT ABT ITALY AND REALIZED HE HAS NOBODY BC HE ONLY IS CLOSE ENOUGH IN THAT WAY TO ITALY. and then cut to italy and hes partying it up because hes pissed off at germany for being on his ass hardcore every single day for the past god knows how long (hate my wife syndrome) until a while later the partying slows down and he has a bunch of moments where he thinks "well usually right now germany would do [thing]" and that builds up until he is hit with the full realization that germany is not going to stay by his side anymore. because hes run away now and hes never ever coming back. and that realization is like the evil version of italy realizing that he loves germany and wants him to ALWAYS be by his side; so much so that hes willing to do what it takes and compromise and be loyal n shit to make that happen. and now italy is freaking out because he doesnt feel this urge ever and now hes already fumbled the dude hes fr in gays with. but this realization is evil because its under a sense of panic and shit so its also motivated by italy feeling a sense of entitlement to having germany by his side and like HES SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

and from there italy would get back together with germany either easily bc he would just ask and say sorry and germany would go "well to be fair I should have been better as well. yes we should try again i want to too, i will try my best to not fail you this time." or it would be hard because germany would have his mind made up (with prussias support and urging and shit) to be like no italy we arent good for eachother and i cant (shouldnt) forgive you for doing those things to me and italy would be like Oh. and chew glass and freak the fuck out until he decides hes going to use #emotional manipulation and sob to everyone about how germany wont take him back and make everyone hate on germany and call him a terrible guy n shit to make germany feel so guilty and think hes an awful person to italy that he takes italy back. but even then their relationship is now fucked up forever because they live in perfect symbiosis thats their entire thing but now they dont because germany now has doubt of italy because of how he went into their relationship before and didnt give a fuck and italy unlocked his evil paranoia because now when he gets scared that germany will leave him he cant be comforted by thinking that would never happen because IT DID. HE WAS SEPERATED FROM HIM IT IS POSSIBLE TO MAKE GERMANY RUN AWAY. and because of that italy gets a lot more freaky about not wanting anyone to like germany so germany wont like them more than him and being emotionally manipulative and possessive and yandere shit because his paranoia is driving him to it. itager is great because it has so much potential to be evil like italy could emotionally manipulate germany so hard and all that shit but it would never happen because germany is so loyal and obsessed with italy that he never makes italy feel paranoid and like he has to. theyre like imagine if someone who has potential yandere gene in them dated a person who loved them more than anything in the entire universe and bends to their every will and never even glances at another person. that yandere gene is never getting activated bruh and at most manifests when italys like WAHHHH GERMANY YOU WONT LIKE RUSSIA MORE THAN ME RIGHT?? WHY DONT I HAVE THE MOST GERMAN TOURISTS IN THE WORLD WTF IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT ME I NEED TO CHANGE????? but in the world where they rush things they break up and it disrupts all this homeostasis and makes them a little evil afterwards because italy has excessive paranoia that cant be quenched and germany has autism doubt because "he betrayed me once...... so hell probably betray me again *cries*"

#robooty kun #sorry not abt my life but this is robootys fucking essay #itager #i looooveee this shit okay dey make me crazy

[taintedcigs]

EMMY’S TTPD REVIEW!!!!

i might do another review when i get some sleep and listen again but fuck do i have thoughts under the cut

i never doubted her and im being so serious. like what a wild fucking ride im in SHAMBLES. fortnight is such a good start to the album and sets the tone for the remaining songs.

florida!!! is AMAZING. taylor + florence’s voices mesh SO well together and the sounds just exploded in my ear in the best way possible. title track is cheeky which I LOVE. down bad is just so catchy and the way she says “fuck it if i can’t have him” is engraved in my brain forever.

so long, london. my god. what a fuxking intro. perfectly describing to carry on a relationship you know is dead weight???? the wedding reference ??? “how much sad did you think i have in me” ??? im literally dead?

but daddy i love him is unhinged. self-aware. again VERY cheeky. and imo a slight attempt to cut the parasocial ties a bit w swifties LMAO!

fresh out the slammer, guilty as sin, the alchemy and clara bow (the stevie nicks NAME DROP??? i gasped) are ALL SO EXCELLENT. i need a second listen to have more opinions tho!!!

who’s afraid of little old me is fuckiiiinnnnggg genius. same with i can do it with a broken heart. this album employs a tone that is so very self-critical (that she previously tapped into in midnights) and we can see how most of the lyrics are more in on the joke. its so genius and like i never doubted her ever i have noooo words. also the way she explores the “toxic positivity” in icdiwabh is just SOOO genius. she does so much twists and turns with this album and im eating up all of it. (also the overall way she describes mental health complexities in both of these songs is so important to me)

the smallest man whoever lived. THE ANGER. oh god im living for her unhinged lyrics its so fucking good.

loml: look i hate this title. im sorry. but ou my god. this fucking song. love of my life turning into loss of my life…. like she’s killing me overrrr here😭😭😭

i can fix him (no really i can). the sound. i just. i have no words. i will try to express my feelings better later but the “whoa maybe i can’t” at the end. GOD. thats how the entire album is. self-referential, critical, and in on the joke. im in awe of how good it all sounds together.

like ill just probably be rambling but holy fuck. it exceeded my expectations in the best way possible. idk how this woman does it. but shes a powerhouse. in every way possible. the album is very unhinged, depressing, cheeky, and entirely raw. this is seriously one of her best works and its MUCH different than anything else she has put out. 10/10. im gagged.

i will now be going to sleep, but if any fellow tortured poets want to discuss this album (lyrically, sonically, parallels, influences, ANYTHING) send me an ask bc i can’t be normal about this masterpiece

#em talks #ttpd #taylor swift #the tortured poets department

[yourlocalghoulette]

this is Halloween

Miguel x fem!reader

warnings- 18+ MDNI, smut, unprotected piv, fingering, oral (fem!receiving), a bit of a costume kink, breeding kink, not proofread.

w/c: 1.1k YALL THIS IS THE LONGEST FIC IVE EVER WRITTEN

authors note- guys idk why this took me so long to write😭 my adhd rly said NOPE YOUR BRAIN IS NOT WRITING TODAY so it took me forever lmao. hope yall enjoy some spicy Miguel, reblogs always help!!

staring at your mirror, your mouth tugs up in a small, prideful grin at your costume. you are the sexy devil, wearing a red spandex tube top that tied in the front and a matching red miniskirt. your makeup is exaggerated but alluring, your lips painted bright red with lipstick. your hair is left down in loose curls, a headband with red horns holding them out of your face. your costume is perfect, but the only thing missing is….

you gasp as Miguel walks out of the bathroom, wearing a blood red suit and tie with a red top hat with horns on his head. the suit looks like it had been made just for him, fitting him in all the right places, accentuating his muscular build.

“good god,” you gasp, trying to take in his looks. “you look so good.” you grin up at him.

“so do you, muñeca,” he replies in his low voice that never ceases to send butterflies straight into your stomach.

“ready to go?”

Miguel holds his arm up so you can wrap your arm around his, making you giggle.

“lead the way, mi pequeña belleza,” he croons, following you to the front door. (my little beauty)

as you and Miguel step into your friends costume party, you feel all eyes falling on you and Miguel. ignoring the attention, you grab Miguel’s arm and tug it slightly.

“come on baby, let’s go eat. im starving.”

the night is full of fun, playing spooky games and carving pumpkins, plenty of cocktails and a costume competition. you and Miguel won best couples costume. as Miguel got more drunk throughout the night, you notice how he becomes more and more affectionate over you. he cannot keep his hands off of you, seeing you in that tight spandex top that squeezed your breasts together just right, showing enough cleavage to make his cock twitch. as you sit at a table together talking with a friend, you notice his hand start to snake up your inner thigh, making its way to your clothed cunt. you give him a look. “not right here,” you whisper. he looks into your eyes, his dark red eyes so full of lust and need that he thought he’d explode.

“im just- ahem- going to run to the bathroom real quick,” he says quickly, getting up from his seat. he beckons with his head for you to follow him. as soon as the bathroom door is locked, his lips are on yours, kissing you with such fervor that your knees grow weak. he pins you up against the wall, not breaking the suffocating kiss that he is planting on your lips. he makes quick work of unlacing the sides of your costume, ripping it off along with your flimsy white panties.

“god, such a pretty pussy,” he groans, kneeling down but keeping your hips planted to the wall. he licks a stripe up your folds, enjoying the little whimpers and mewls you make when he teases you. “fuck, so gorgeous for me, bebita,” he croons before taking your clit in his mouth, swirling his tongue around your sensitive bud. he enjoys how you quiver above him as he eats you out, back arching against the wall as you moan his name.

“please, baby- i need- i need…” you are unable to make a full sentence, your brain cloudy with the pure need for this man. “tell me what you need, princesa,” he groans into your pussy, sending vibrations through you that make your body shudder. “i-i need you-oh god,” you moan as he shoves two fingers inside of you. he nods in approval, then straightens up and unbuttons his red pants. he pulls his hard, throbbing cock out of his boxers, giving it a few solid pumps with his hand, giving himself more pleasure than you thought he would indulge in. “please, baby, I need you so bad,” you whimper as his mouth curls up in a devilish grin, enjoying the way your body writhes in impatience. finally, finally he lines up his tip with your throbbing hole and pushes himself all the way in brutally, not caring to let you adjust. you let out a silent scream, holding your hand over your mouth so the others won’t hear the way he’s fucking you. he pushes in and out of you mercilessly, always making sure that your cunt hit the patch of hair at the base of his dick before he pulls out again. he dives his head into the side of your neck, biting it until it bleeds then quickly using his tongue to soothe the pain. “such a good girl,” he moans into your ear, making the butterflies in your stomach start flying again. “oh-god,” you moan as his tip hits your cervix over and over and over. “I’m so close,” you manage to stutter out, your brain completely numb from the way he’s fucking you against the wall. “go ahead, cum for me, corazón,” he growls, fucking you faster as he chases his own climax. your eyes roll back as your vision turns white, hearing only static in your ears as your orgasm crashes over you like a tidal wave. you have to bite your hand to hold back a scream as Miguel somehow fucks you faster. “fuck, I’m gonna cum,” Miguel whimpers, his voice growing deeper. “Gonna plant a baby in you, huh, muñeca? Gonna make you a mami- fuck,” he moans deep in his throat as you feel his cock twitch inside you, your pussy milking him for all he has. he stays inside of you for a few more seconds, making sure it takes before pulling out and slowly stroking his length. “Jesus, you’re so pretty,” he coos as he watches you, your body still shuddering slightly as you pull your costume back on.

#miguel ohara #miguel smut #miguel ohara x reader

[transbeeduo]

freaking. cant think head empty BUT take this:

cRanboo coming home from mining early every night to make sure Tubbo hasnt exerted himself too much while pregnant. taking many days off of mining to make sure Tubbo is healthy and eating Not feeling too too bad. of course, with the severity of the pregnancy, he'd definitely feel like crap most days, but Ranboo still tries to make sure its better for him. blankets, pillows for his back, etc. and making sure Tubbo moves enough but also not too too much moving. and Tubbo is a bit bitter about it because mans wants to chop his wood. but Ranboo hid his axe. and he cant make a new one. so he's stuck with simple, mindless tasks such as NOT chopping wood.

i cant think of anything else my head is too empty and my brain is too slow and tired. gonna go sleep now actually

ANONNNNN ANONNNN THIS IS SO FUCKING REALLL YOU GET ME Tubbo is SUCH a “i need to be busy or i explode” kind of guy so it was NOT FUN for him to have to sit at home all the damn time. And Ranboo was ABSOLUTELY fawning over him the whole 9 months which Tubbo needed so badly oh my GOD was it rough on him,,,, poor guy,,,,

#I LOVE THIS ASKKKKKK THANK YOU #pregnancy tw #asks #anonymous #favorites #crunch’s chomps

[sophies-junkyard]

Seeing the new PJO content has me thinking way too hard about growing up. Its crazy because it’s like…. I think that chapter of my life is over? Which is a BIZARRE feeling. It’s all pretty stupid to write out but I’m drinking coffee and staring out the window and don’t have class for another 6 hours so lemme scribble some thoughts.

I read the Percy Jackson books when I was the same age as the characters, and so whenever I look back on those stories I sort of… remember them as peers? I remember how much I related to them and looked up to them. It was the first story that ever told me my ADHD could be a gift, and that it made me just like my heroes. It was so, SO important to me. I JOINED TUMBLR for the PJO fandom! I made camp t-shirts and painted necklace beads! I learned to draw because the fanart inspired me. Those books were such an escape for a lonely kid. The characters grew up right alongside me, and eventually got older than me. So when I picture our trio I still picture people… more competent than me? People I would aspire to be. But seeing that trailer and remembering like… holy fuck they were kids. I was a kid. This is a faithful adaptation because they were TWELVE… where did the time go?

It’s just strange because if you scroll back through my tumblr you’ll find a kid who camped out for the release of HOH. Who saved her allowance for a year to get an autographed copy of the Blood of Olympus. Whose eyes would glaze over in euphoria at the idea of my favorite thing in the world coming to screen. At the idea of a new BOOK!! And from Percy’s perspective?? That girl would’ve exploded. This was HER blog! Push a few buttons and you’ll find her!

So how odd is it that… it’s simply not for me anymore. When I saw that the book was set in Percy’s senior year of high school, I had a tiny flash of disappointment. Obviously I can’t relate to an 18 year old, and I felt myself frowning. “Why isn’t Percy for ME anymore?” I wondered. And I immediately felt silly. The answer is because… I don’t need that world anymore.

They’re not making this show for me. They’re bringing it back for the next generation of kids who need those role models and those stories. When I watched the trailer I thought “oh that’s cool” instead of “oh my god I can’t wait!!” Because it just doesn’t make my brain light up like it used to. I’m never going to relate to it like I once did. Ever. And that’s okay because I’m not that kid anymore! Insane.

It’s not like the series doesn’t mean anything to me anymore. There’s a copy of The Lightning Thief on the bookshelf directly across from me. Its smooshed between The Secret History and a level 4000 Spanish textbook. It’s yellowed with age and shredded around the corners. The first sentence has been underlined repeatedly in smudgy mechanical pencil. There are about a thousand folded pages and the back cover is missing. I don’t remember the last time I opened it, but it’s moved with me for years now and I have no intention of letting it go.

Those stories and that fandom shaped me into the person I am today. I wanted to be brave like Percy and smart like Annabeth. I believed it was possible because I saw myself in them, and it turned out to be true. So while it’s sad to know those days are behind me, I’m so SO glad that other kids will get to have that experience. I hope these stories live on for decades to come.

I don’t really know what the point of writing this was. I think I just wanted to have these thoughts written out somewhere. A sort of acceptance that time goes on and things change, ya know? And to clarify: this is NOT meant to discourage ANYBODY from watching the new series or reading the new book. People should absolutely go back to the things that bring them joy, should discover new worlds to escape to, etc. live your life baby! Hell, I’ll probably end up liking everything PJO related that floats across my dash. Nostalgia is a powerful thing. If you read this entire post I hope you have a great day lmao.

#percy jackson #PJO #the lightning thief #rick riordan #annabeth chase #this is my life #heroes of olympus #riordanverse #the chalice of the gods #this one’s for the homies who are feeling a bit old #feel free to ​let me know if y’all feel the same or if you’ve got a different perspective on all this! #adhd

[bteezxyewriter12]

Hungry

Pairing- Seonghwa x Named Reader

Word count- 4.2k

Includes- Waking up to oral, pussy eating, missionary, dirty talk, riding, multiple orgasms, fluff

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Pleasure in between my legs makes me moan, waking me up

What the hell?

I open my eyes, my body shivering on its own

I lift my head, my mind exploding when I see my roommate, Seonghwa in between my legs, his tongue sliding all over my pussy as he eats me out

Hard

Oh god finally

I've wanted him since he moved in two years ago

At first it was just lust based on his looks

But then I got to know him

How sweet he is

How helpful

He cooks, he cleans, he does a lot to help me

And I fell for him, hard

I also know he's an animal in bed

Not from experience but from hearing him with girls he brings home

Laying in my bed, so jealous, wishing it was me he was railing into his bed

Wishing he saw me like I see him

But I'm firmly in the friend zone

Since you know, he calls me his good friend almost daily

It sucks but I can't do anything about it

When I saw him come out of the bathroom after a shower, with his wet hair and fucking muscular chest and abs, making his way to his room, I almost passed out

I went to my room, stripped naked and played with myself to thoughts of him until I came

Then fell asleep

And now waking up to this

"Hwa?", I ask

His eyes move to mine, a smirk on his face, his tongue licking up my cunt slowly

"Finally awake"

Finally?

How long has he been doing this?

"Is my tongue making you feel good?", he smirks, "I remember you telling me you like being woken up to a tongue or dick in your cunt"

I did say that

It was during one of our many weird conversations that I didn't think he'd remember

It was kind of like a hint I dropped to him but I didn't think he got it

I wanted this to happen but expect it I did not

Ever

"I came to ask you if you wanted to go out to eat and I find you asleep, naked with you're legs wide open"

He did?

I'm not such a heavy sleeper

I should of heard my door open

"I uh...I....", I trail off, not knowing what to say

"What, did you expect me to come in here and see your bare cunt all out on display and not eat it?", he asks between licks, making me shudder

I mean I had no expectations

I didn't even think he saw me as like....a girl

He doesn't treat me any different from his guys friends

I didn't know that seeing me naked would affect him at all

"How could I resist, when you were so wet and smelled so fucking good? When I've wanted my face buried in your cunt from the first time I saw you"

Wait what?

It's like my mind is not computing what he's saying because I can't make sense of it

He wanted me?

No, he couldn't have said that

My pleasure rattled brain has to be making that up

"Were you having a naughty dream? Is that why you were soaking?"

I bite my lip nodding

I was having a sex dream

With him in it

"Oh yeah? What was it about?", he asks, sucking my clit into his mouth

My god his mouth and tongue are fucking amazing

I've never been eaten out this good before

"Yyy...you"

"Me?", he asks, stopping everything and making me whine, "What about me?"

"Hwa", I whine again and he sucks on my clit once

"Tell me about your dream or I won't eat your pretty cunt"

Fuck, fine

Whatever

"I....I was riding you", I whimper

"And?", he asks, rewarding me with a lick

"You're cock was huge. And I don't know...I was just fucking you. And you wanted it. You were fucking into me too. Kissing me. Then we came"

"Together?", he asks

"Yes", I groan, remembering the dream, "You we're still hard after you came and you moved us so I was under you and you fucked me dumb"

"Hmm, such a graphic dream about me", he says, his tongue sliding in my hole

I clench his tongue involuntarily, both of us moaning at the same time

"Do you dream about me like that often?"

I nod, "Yes"

I know I'm gonna regret saying all this but I'm desperate for the pleasure to keep going

He fucks his tongue into my cunt a few times and I soak his face more from the pleasure

"I like that", he says, wrapping his mouth around my clit, sucking desperately

"Oh my god", I yell, plunging my hand in his hair and pulling

His hands keep my legs open and on the bed as his mouth works me up so well

I can't, the pleasure is immense

This is the best oral I've ever had, hands down

His sucks are bringing me so close, his name falling from my mouth

"Cum for me", he says and that's all it takes

"Fuck Seonghwa!", I scream, pleasure hitting me hard, my body arching off the bed

His tongue slips inside me, fucking into me as I cum

"God fuck, tastes so good"

Oh Jesus Christ

He knows what to say to make a girl turned on

His tongue doesn't stop, keeping me in pleasure

"Please cum on my tongue. You're cream is the best I've ever tasted. I want more"

My brain implodes from his words and I can't even think

Just feel

As soon as his tongue is back inside me, I clench on it, feeling it move into me over and over

His tongue brings me closer and closer until I can't handle it anymore

"Seonghwa!", I scream

He shoves his tongue in, letting me cum on it and ride my orgasm out

I pull his hair so hard, his name still falling from my mouth

When I finish, he pulls away, standing up as I lay in a daze

I'm vaguely away that he's moving, probably leaving now that it's over

I close my eyes, disappointed but what did I expect?

That a little oral would make him want me?

I feel the bed dip, my eyes flying open to see Seonghwa hovering over me

"Uh what?", I start, confused

"Gonna fuck you stupid"

Uh what?

He is?

"If you want that"

"I do", I answer immediately, wincing at how desperate I sound

He smiles, running his hand in my hair, then getting my legs around him

"Good. I'm gonna do everything in your dream and more. By the time I'm done, I'm gonna make sure that you don't want anyone's cock but mine"

I'm sorry what?

Is he really saying this or am I imagining it?

Before I can say anything, he buries his cock inside me, bottoming out in one thrust

"Oh my fucking god", I cry, feeling his thick cock force me open around him

"Jesus Christ", he says, "Fuck. Not only is your pussy the best I've ever eaten, it's the best I've ever been in. The tightest"

He has to be joking

He has so many girls fucking him, I can't be the best

"Hey", he says, my eyes moving to his, his fingers touching my cheek, "You are jagi"

Jagi?

Did he really call me jagi?

Oh god, I fucking love it

He leans down, his lips against mine in a kiss

And my world flips

He licks my lip and I open his mouth for his tongue, his immediately against mine

Oh god, he's an amazing kisser

But of course he is

The guy I can't have is always the best at everything

I'm not delusional to think this is anything but a one time fuck

I know it is and I'm not going to get my hopes up

I'm taking what I can get

He kisses me deeply, his hips starting to move

And god does it feel fucking amazing when he does

His pace quickens until he's slamming into me hard

All I can do is hold onto him and take his massive cock over and over, all the while kissing me wildly

At least my dream was right about that

His cock fucks me open so well, making me soaking wet

"Fuck you feel so good", he moans, his lips moving to my neck, "So wet for me"

"Yes Hwa", I moan

His hand moves down to my ass, squeezing, then holds me against him by my ass as he fucks into me

"Such a good cunt, taking all of my cock so well. Throbbing so good" he praises, his lips kissing my collarbone, "Gonna split this cunt open and make your cum over and over"

Christ, he's the king of dirty talk too, turning me on so much

No wonder girls fuck him easily

He hikes my legs up higher, his cock hitting my spot and sending me into intense pleasure, my brain turning off as I scream

"Oh yeah there huh baby? Got so wet when I hit here", he says, his cock going right into my spot again

I whimper, the pleasure spiking so high that I lose it

"Seonghwa!", I cry, coming on his big, cock, shaking under him, my hands digging into his back

"Yes holy fuck. So fucking good", he yells, his face in pleasure, staying buried inside me as I orgasm

"Seonghwa!", I shout, my orgasm lasting longer than normal

"Yes jagi. Scream my fucking name. I want my name to be the only thing you yell, the only thing you can think of. I want to be the only thing this pretty head thinks about"

It's so ironic because he already is what I think about

A lot

He starts moving again when I finish, cock against my spot again and again

"It's only fair jagi. After all you're the only thing in my head all the time and it drives me crazy"

I'm what?

I'm in his head?

How?

How when he fucks other girls all the time?

"But...but you...fuck...girls", I get out, not able to form sentences

"You think that matters?", he says, his eyes staring at me intensely, "It doesn't. I fuck them because I can't have you. And even then, all I think about is you when I'm fucking another girl. All I want is you."

I honestly can't believe he's saying this

Between the pleasure and his words, I don't know what to focus on

"I jerk off to fantasies of you so much it's fucking ridiculous"

Yeah well I play with myself to thoughts of him just as much

"I wanted you the second I saw you. I dropped so many hints but it's like you don't even notice me"

He's has got to be kidding

He's the only one I've noticed in two years

No other guy does it for me

His cock continues to fuck me into my bed and I hold onto him tighter, taking the pounding he's giving me and wanting more

"Today was the last straw. You didn't even blink when I came out of the bathroom with no shirt on. You just walked right past me like I wasn't there"

Wait he did that on purpose?

"You had no shirt on-"

"On purpose", he says, "To try to get you to want me. But you didn't even look at me. I didn't come in here to ask you to go eat. I came in here to tell you I want you. But when I saw you naked, fuck, looking so beautiful, I wanted you even more. I remembered you saying you like waking up to oral and I couldn't resist"

Jesus Christ

He...he wants me?

I would of never guessed

I had no idea

"So if this is the only time I get to be with you, I'm fucking you so damn good that you'll always remember me"

He's insane

All he had to do was talk to me and he would have had me

"I accept that you're never going to love me like I love you, so I'm going to make sure this one time is everything you want"

He loves me?

Oh my god, it's like my dream come true

I need to speak, say something

Tell him how I feel

"You...lll ..love me?", I stammer

"Yes. So in love with you for the last fucking year. And I'm so dumb to want a girl who will never want me"

"Yyy...you...you're a ....fucking idiot", I tell him, coming around his cock again, pleasure temporarily shutting my brain off, "Seonghwa fuck"

He fucks me through my orgasm, moaning and telling me that I feel amazing

He feels amazing

After I finish, he still doesn't stop and god how can I want more of him?

I already came so many times but I'm not overstimulated or tired at all

"Www...why am I an idiot?", he asks

"Because I fucking love you. I'm just as in love with you as you are with me"

His hips still, shock all over his face

"Are you joking?"

I shake my head, looking into his beautiful brown eyes, "Seonghwa I fell for you almost immediately. Yeah when I first saw you I just wanted to fuck you but since then I've gotten to know you and I love you. You're everything I want in a guy"

His mouth drops, looking so cute

"I dropped so many hints too and I thought you didn't catch on so I gave up. You call me your friend all the time so I thought that's all you saw me as"

"That's never what I saw you as. I always saw you as more. As the girlfriend I've always been looking for"

"Yeah?", I smile

He nods, "I think I was worried about you not getting any of my hints and I missed yours. I called you my friend hoping you'd say something, anything to dispute that. But it didn't work"

No it didn't

I just went with what he said

"Jo, I love you. Please me mine. I want you so much. I promise I'll be the best boyfriend you every had. I just want to make you happy"

I nod immediately

He has to be dumb if he thinks I'll ever say no

"Yes Hwa. I love you. I want to make you happy. I want you so bad"

He nods, "You're mine"

"You're mine"

"Always", he says, then crashes his lips to mine, kissing me wildly

I kiss him back, his hips start moving again, rolling into mine, cock plunging in so deep

"Seonghwa", I moan, "You feel so good. So big"

"Yeah jagi, you're dream was right about that. I do have a huge cock and I'm going to use it to make you cum"

"Yes Hwa. Fuck"

He moves to his knees, holding my legs open wide, fucking me hard

"God this cunt is so tight on me. Don't let go baby"

"I won't", I promise, clenching his cock

"Cream around my dick jagi. I want more of your pretty cum on me. I want to feel your orgasm. Give it to me now", he says, moving his fingers on my clit, rubbing in circles as his head hits my spot

A few more thrust and I lose it, screaming his name as I get thrown headfirst into a pleasurable orgasm

"Yes good fucking girl", he growls

When I finish, he pulls out and I whine so loudly

God, I still want more

"Shh jagi. You're gonna ride me"

He easily switches out positions, lifting me up and onto his cock

I slide all the way down easily both of us yelling in pleasure

"Bounce for me baby. Fuck my cock like you did in your dream", he urges me, slapping my ass, "You have my real cock now, show me how you can fuck me"

Oh I fucking will

I move up his cock, then roll my hips forward, taking him back inside the grinding on him

"Holy shit", he moans

I move faster, bouncing on his thick cock, watching his eyes that are glued to my cunt taking him inside me

"Like watching Hwa? Like seeing my cunt swallow your cock?"

He nods, eyes not moving, "Yes jagi. Fuck those lips are so pretty wrapped around me. This little hole straining around my thick cock leaving me soaking wet. This pretty swollen clit throbbing so fast. God I love it"

I keep moving, his hands on my hips and I use his arms for balance as I bounce faster

Shifting my hips, I hit my spot on his head, stars blasting in my eyes

"Found your spot huh?", he smirks and I nod

"Good"

He grips my hips hard, sliding me up his cock half way and holding me in place.

He thrusts up into me, pulling me down on him at the same time, his cock plunging so deep inside me

"Oh my god Hwa", I scream

He smirks, continuing to move me and fuck me at the same time

Oh god its fucking amazing, my brain turning off

"Oh yeah baby, this fucking cunt is spasming so well on me. Am I fucking you good baby girl?"

I nod, closing my eyes, "So good Hwa"

I can't think and I don't want to

I clear my head, just feeling him fuck the life out me

His hands grab my ass, holding on hard, bouncing me on his perfect thick cock

God the pleasure is overwhelming in the best way possible

"What's in your head baby?", he asks

"Nnnn...nothing", I answer truthfully

"Nothing?"

"Just you. Just feeling you"

"Aww am I fucking my baby dumb? Nothing in your pretty head?"

I shake my head, "Nothing Hwa. Just you. Wanna cum"

"Again baby? I gave you so much already"

"Please Hwa. Wanna cum on your perfect cock. Please"

"Hmm well you can only cum if you make me cum at the same time"

Like in my dream

And I want that so much

To cum with him

"Well? Gonna use that pretty cunt to make me cum?"

"Yes! Yes!", I cry, starting to bounce again, taking him in deeply, his cock snapping into me at the same time

God I'm right there but I will make damn sure he is too

"Hwa"

"Almost baby. Wait for me", he gasps

I nod, clenching as hard as I can on him, forcing him to spilt me open over and over

"Joanne oh fuck! Gonna cum", he yells

I let go, ecstacy hitting me, both of us coming together

His hands squeeze my ass just as hard as I'm squeezing his forearms

"Seonghwa!", I cry, listening to him scream my name, feeling his cock throb and fill me with warm cum

"Joanne fuck!", he yells

God he's gorgeous when he cums

When we finish, he loosens his hand, letting me climb off him

Laying next to him, I hover over him, looking at his gorgeous face, his eyes closed, his sweaty blond hair plastered to his forehead

Gently, I brush his hair off his forehead, his eyes opening and on me

I have to stifle a gasp from the love for me I see in them

I lean down, kissing his lips softly

His arm comes up, burying in my hair, tongue against mine, kissing me back slowly

I fall into him, not wanting to stop kissing him

We kiss for awhile, moving, with him on top of me, holding each other tightly

"I love you so much", I tell him

He kisses me again, then answers, "I love you. More than anything"

His lips come back to mine in another kiss, when his phone rings

He pulls away, rolling his eyes

"I have to get it jagi. Or they won't stop calling me"

I know, "Ok"

He gets out of the bed, picking up his pants and taking his phone out if the pocket

He comes back to my bed, sitting next to me, answering the phone on speaker

"Hello", he answers, tossing the phone on the bed, then pulling me back to him, lips against each other's again

"Where the hell are you? We said we'd meet an hour ago? We're all waiting for you!", Hongjoong snaps

"Sorry. I'm busy", he answers, then kissing me again

"Doing what?"

"My girlfriend", he says, smirking, while I lightly slap his shoulder

"Bad boy", I whisper

He laughs, kissing my cheek

"What girlfriend? It better be Joanne you're talking about. You whine enough as it is about her not noticing you"

I raise my eyebrow, looking at him

His friends know how he feels about me?

"If it's not her I'm gonna riot", Wooyoung yells in the background

"Yeah", Hongjoong agrees, "After all that whining and schemes to get her, it better be her"

"Schemes?", I ask quietly

"It's nothing", he mumbles, "Fucking idiots"

"Why schemes. Why not just tell me?"

I mean I'm one to talk, hiding by feelings for him but I didn't tell anyone about them either

None of my friends know about how I feel for him

"Because I was scared. I love you and I would be devastated if you didn't want me back"

I just smile softly, "Then your lucky I love you so much"

He takes my hand nodding, "I am lucky"

Yeah right

I'm the lucky one

"I'm lucky too Hwa, to have you"

He blushes and it's so adorable

"SEONGHWA!", Hongjoong yells, "Is you're girlfriend Joanne or not!"

"Yes!", I tell, picking up the phone, "Hwa's busy right now. He'll call you later"

"Wait!", Hongjoong yells, "Bring her with you Hwa! We can all hang out!"

"You mean you want to make fun of me", Seonghwa answers

"That too. But it'd be fun"

Seonghwa looks at me, "You wanna?"

"What are they doing?"

"Food and movie. Maybe bar after movie"

Sounds fun

"Ok yeah. But only because my boyfriend's going"

He smiles, "Well I wouldn't go if my girlfriend isn't. I kinda wanna be wherever you are"

God he's such a good boyfriend already

"That's funny because I wanna be wherever you are"

"Oh god stop with the sappy shit and answer me!", Hongjoong shouts

"Yes we're coming!", I yell, "Goodbye!"

I hang up the phone with Seonghwa laughing next to me

I just smile, kissing his cheek then get up

"C'mon Hwa we need to get dressed"

"Aww", he whines

"Don't worry baby. We'll be in bed all night together"

"And tomorrow night and the next night and the next night", he laughs

"Definitely", I answer, smiling widely

He gets up and fuck me, I get so wet seeing him naked

He's so fucking hot and he's mine

He comes over to me, hugging me, his lips on mine in a gentle kiss

"Close your mouth jagi. You're staring", he teases, my cheeks turning pink, "Aww don't be embarrassed baby. I'm all yours. Plus honestly I feel the same way when I see you naked"

"You do?"

I don't think I'm anything special, especially to gawk at

"Are you insane? I almost passed out when I walked in here seeing you naked in a bed", he exclaims, "Do you have any idea how much I fantasized that? Like a million times"

I blush again, but I'm really happy my boyfriend feels like that about me

"God you're so cute when you blush", he says, kissing my cheek

"Thanks Hwannie"

He nods, then picks up his clothes and I walk to my closet to find something to wear

"Uh jagi?"

"Yeah?", I ask turning to him

He shyly asks me, "Can uh you wear that cute uh light brown dress with the white dots on it?"

Looking in my closet, I pull it out

"This?"

He nods, "I uh...last time you wore it...fuck I uh...you looked so hot in it and I wanted to rip it off you. And you know now that you're mine...I uh can"

"Say no more", I nod, turned on already to images of him ripping the dress off me

"Great", he smiles

"With heels like last time?"

He nods rapidly, "Yeah"

"Sure baby. Whatever you want"

He nods, smiling softly, "I'll be back"

"Ok"

I quickly get dressed, then take ten minutes to do my makeup

"Jagi?", he calls just as I finish

I turn to, see him standing in my door way, in a black Tshirt, black pants, boots and his black hair back off his forehead

"Holy shit", we both say at the same time, then we both blush too

"Jagi, you're so beautiful", he sees

"Me? Not as beautiful as you. God your so sexy"

He snorts, "Please Jo, you're so hot. Everyone's gonna stare at you"

I giggle, walking to him, taking his hand, "Doesn't matter Hwa. All I care about is you looking"

"Oh I am baby", he assures me

"Good. And I'm gonna be looking at you"

A huge smile bursts in his face, as he nods, "Ready to make everyone jealous?"

"So ready", I laugh

He kisses me deeply, stars bursting in my eyes

When it's over, he leads me out of the apartment for our first outing as a couple

#ksmutclub #seonghwa smut #seonghwa fic #seonghwa fanfiction #seonghwa fanfic #park seonghwa fanfic #park seonghwa fic #park seonghwa smut #ateez seonghwa smut #ateez seonghwa fanfic #ateez fanfiction #ateez fanfic #ateez fic #ateez smut

[kafus]

Liko and Nemona because I couldn't pick between the two

OKAY i'm finally getting to this whoops. i'll do both and i'll just skip questions i can't really answer or don't want to

for liko:

why i like them: liko is like. everything i would have wanted in an anipoke protagonist when i was younger. that's honestly the best way to put it, it's like retroactively healing for my child self in a sense lmao. i love that she kind of just gets to be... a character? like she's a girl but not the token girl. they aren't going hardcore on #girlpower or something, she's just... a character. who is a girl. a well done character at that - i think liko's internal struggles are relatable, and i enjoy that her compassion for others is treated as a strong point, because it is. i also just think her character design goes hard LMAO ken sugimori popped off w that one

why i don't: frankly there's not a lot i don't like about liko? this is more a commentary on horizons' writing and not her but i will say the anime is a bit slow to get her off her feet - like she's REALLY lost in internal monologue in the first few episodes and it drags a bit. but she hasn't had that issue for a while so whatever

favorite episode: oh god i have a handful of favorite episodes, i can't just pick one even if we're just narrowing it down to liko centric ones!! i guess the recent episode where liko rescues a maushold family sticks out right now because recency bias but also like, it really shows off that liko, despite her anxieties, is brave in the face of danger when it concerns the safety of others (including pokemon), and also watching her try to keep her cool after experiencing a cave in was really interesting. obviously horizons wouldn't kill her off or some shit but i will admit i was on the edge of my seat a little

favorite line: there's probably a much better answer for this but my brain is only pulling up "i'm not looking!! gurumin is gurumin!! there's nobody inside her!!" when she barges into dot's room after her computer fucking explodes LMFAO

OTP: GEE I WONDER WHAT SHIP I LIKE THE MOST (it's likodot. it's likodot so bad)

BROTP: the obvious answer is roy because they are besties and it's awesome but in my heart of hearts i need amethio to have a redemption arc so her and amethio can also be besties. Right now

headcanon: even after the pendant permanently becomes terapagos, ever since episode 15 when she had the pendant stolen and got her memories wiped, liko still clutches her shirt where her pendant would be as a self soothe/grounding mechanism

unpopular opinion: the fandom for this series is still pretty small cause the dub isn't out yet in the US so i don't really know what's a popular opinion and what isn't? is it too soon to say i like liko more than ash (i still love ash though and he's obviously iconic)

a wish: can liko get an older gen pokemon on her team before bank shuts down so i can rng manipulate it in an old pokemon game and ribbon master it Please and thank you

an oh-god-please-don't-ever-happen: i'm REALLY enjoying that they aren't really baiting liko x roy aside from perhaps ONE facial expression in a really early episode and i really really hope that they never START baiting it. there's nothing wrong with shipping them if you want to, i am just personally sick of ash being shipped with every single girl companion he has ever traveled with and feeling like the girl partners exist at least in part for that purpose. it's so refreshing seeing that turned on its head and just allowing the two of them to be healthy friends. if they start pushing it as a ship i'm going to explode (negative, bad)

5 best words to describe them: compassionate, introspective, naive, timid, kind

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for nemona (gameverse):

why i like them: GOD EVERYTHING ABOUT HER?? i love nemona she's an icon for every autistic pokemon obsessed person everywhere. i love her passion i love that she exists. i love that she's also the first rival to actually feel more powerful than the player and you have to become strong enough to see her at her full force

why i don't: I LITERALLY HAVE NO CRITICISM

favorite outfit: this is a good time to mention in my mind, despite playing violet and being very attached to my violet playthrough, nemona should be in the scarlet school uniform. like she should be wearing orange. my mental image of nemona is very much based on naranja academy and pokemon scarlet jiodsfoijfsd

OTP: UHH god i ship her with both the protagonist and penny. i think my OTP used to be nemopen but i'm more a nemona x juliana person these days? my QPP is really into juliana and nemona together and both that and the yoasobi MV where gengar marries them sold me LMAO

headcanon: nemona's arm brace is an actual assistive tool for a disability!! she has poor coordination and weakness in her arms and without the brace she wouldn't be able to do nearly the level of pokemon training she does, not to mention just daily life tasks and things. also she's autistic as fuck

unpopular opinion: jokes about nemona being a stalker or god forbid a yandere are really fucking annoying to me. like i know it's not that deep but come on. it just makes me roll my eyes. like god forbid a girl has passion and is a little neurodivergent about it. unsettling to me that people see that as stalkerish/creepy. and people look way too hard into her showing up at the gyms you're at. i'd sooner be concerned about arven calling you on the phone when you're in the middle of a fucking desert or whatever despite not physically being there to see you yet. like arven could be tracking your location constantly with your phone (he's not, it's just a vessel for gameplay to happen, i'm just making a point) but no one jokes about him being a stalker bc of course they don't

a wish: nemona showed up in horizons for an episode, but CAN SHE PLEASE SHOW UP IN ANOTHER?? she said her and roy should battle sometime I NEED THIS TO COME BACK UP SEASONS FROM NOW OR SOMETHING. THEY HAVE TO FINALLY BATTLE

#kiki was here #asks #auxe4 #character ask game #IMG ONNA HAVE TO ANSWER THE OTHER ONES LATER. THE PRSENTS IS SOON #THIS TOOK ME SO LONG #IM REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT NEMONA AND LIKO

[kissporsche]

Okay, last one, I promise - and no need to answer ANY of these, obviously. I'm just in the mood to be annoying today. 🙈💕

Top 5 KinnPorsche scenes - WITH and WITHOUT VP (because I think the latter would be really interesting) 👀

BLESS YOU FOR THAT, YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL (and you are not annoying AT ALL 💕💕💕)

Top 5 VP scenes

Ep 12 hedgehog funeral + sex scene

I meeeeean. I mean. I mean!!!!!!! When is a monster not a monster? When you see him utterly broken sobbing over his dead pet and your catastrophic empathy instinct kicks in because you see yourself in him and him in you and you KNOW this will backfire but need NEED to go back anyway and it NEEDS to be your choice and it KEEPS being your choice and kissing him is your choice and fucking him is your choice and offering up your wrists is your choice and you fucking SMILE because for once you got everything you wanted and for just a minute the whole world falls into its proper place.

Ep 13 break-up scene

My beloved. This is legit one of my favourite scenes in any piece of media, ever. It enraptures me. It's every terrible, beautiful, instinctual decision that they've made together being CRUSHED by the world outside their safehouse/prison/escape/condemnation and exploding in their faces. It is everything to me. It's inevitable. And so necessary even though it hurts like hell.

Ep 13 alleyway scene

THE DRAMA. Vegas with his prince hair pulling his One Move. Pete with the cigarette and the realisation and the gun. They both look so insanely good sorry for being shallow. But GOD. "Don't you want me to disappear?" "Shoot me!" "I don't think you can. And you know why." like ugh UGH it's the PEAK of fucked up romance! Vegas risking it all on Pete feeling the same and not caring if he loses his life on that bet, Pete unable to even speak in response but just breaking down in Vegas's arms because he can't and he knows.

Ep 14 pool scene

Okay now obviously this one is also everything to me. It's... yeah. This scene was to my brain what a magnet is to a VHS tape. I lost the ability to form coherent thoughts for multiple days. I still can't adequately express everything this scene means to me. It's a masterclass in writing and character work and ACTING!!!! Like with anyone else this scene could have failed massively but instead we got CINEMA. My favourite, most unhinged viewing experience of my entire life. Maybe if I loved it less I might be able to talk about it more.

Ep 14 epilogue

THE SOFT EPILOGUE THEY DESERVE. Their lives have beaten them down into the dirt, they've nearly lost their humanity entirely, they barely know how to be people and yet. They find each other. They choose each other. They live for each other. And they get happiness as a reward, and a family they will keep choosing again and again and again.

I could have picked so many other scenes, literally any of their scenes! But 12-14 really is just hit after hit of some of the best television ever created so. holy shit there's a whole other half to this ask OOPS- Top 5 KP scenes (no VP)

Ep 1 Porsche and Chay

Porsche wiping his tears away and hugging his little brother is what sold me on his character and really the entire show.

Ep 5 Porsche breaking down in the bathroom

Talk about a masterclass in acting. Phenomenal.

Ep 6 final scene

All the lead up too. Kinn apologising, Porsche deliberately failing rock paper scissors, Kinn's speech when they escape, Porsche running back to kiss him. GORGEOUS.

Ep 10 warehouse scene

Oh I live for gloves-off Vegas. And the horriblest little man Tawan. Sleeveless Kim. Big's sacrifice.

Ep 14 office scene

I'm being soooo good and not counting this as a VP scene but like. Oh I love it. Namphueng reveal, "you're just as bad as papa was", "the truth that Namphueng is-", Vegas surrounded by a halo of guns, Korn at his most menacing, "I can't keep betraying my feelings", the look between Porsche and Pete, I-. I love it. There's just so much to keep coming back to.

#ask game #misspoetree #THANK U SO MUCH FOR THIS ONE #sorry my answers are all quite basic but they're beloved scenes for a reason!

[roachemoji]

Stranger Things - Season 3 thread 03 01

LETS GO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay okay okay starting off strong 1984 i see you i see you all these bald men are so sweaty and shiny and exhausted looking.

OH THE VFX BUDGET WENT UP BABBBEYYY OH LOOK AT THAT SHIT THATS COOL AS FUCK

So El isnt the one who opened the gate OG?? Really sick that they needed that much power to do it only forit to backfire and some little girl could do it with ease - OUFH SORRY TO THE BITCHES WHO JUST GOT EXPLODED

i understand why the bald men are sweaty and exhausted looking

SO WHY DO THEY WANT TO GET IN THERE SO BAD!!!!! OH THIS IS THE RUSSIAN PLOT PART YEAHHH

is this like ....... wanting to win the coldwar type shit??? because we're past the space race and into the 80s.... (<- guy who doesnt know much about this specific subject of history tbh)

EL LOOKS SO GOOD - fucking hate seeing them kiss im so sorry it makes me so uncomfortable - FEELING REAL HOPPER THOUGH LIKE ITS ICKY but also damn KING GIVE UR KID SPACE

i fucking LOVE THE shift in colours in this season !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE ITS SO BRIGHT I LOVE IT!!!! AND STEVEEEE!!!!!! AND I FINALLY GET TO MEET ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh this movie is foreshadowing some shit i can feel it. labesq SHIT!!!!!!! AND THEN THE POWER GOING OUT!!!!!!!!!!! this means things my brain is too small to make proper connections

OH SHIT LITTLE ME!!!!!!!

YEAH SEE Lost smoke monster !!!!! somethings thers i just know it

"im not gonna fall in love" "ok"

JOYCE MY BELOVED

booOOOOOBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUSTIIINNNNNNNNNN

<- guy whose just REALLY EXCITED TO SEE THEIR FAV LITTLE MAN

GIRLIES WHO ARE WE LOOKING COOL FOR IM -

thought it waas gonna be gay forgot Billy existed

HOPPER IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING INCEL IM CRYING ITS BEEN LIKE 20 MINUTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING OH MY GOD SHUT UP rooted for you but nah youve really always been like this

A Heart to Heart? What is that? <- man whose never been shown compassion???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS shut up

ngl tho me n hopper shaking hands how to you approach people about things without people helping you write shit out word for word

this entire board roOM REMINDS ME OF THE BEGINNING OF SEASON 2 OF FARGO - but she a woman TYPE SHIT AKSHJD

Nancy is. trying so HARD and girl i am so sorry

HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE WAY HE TALKS ABOUT HER <3333

Steve. i got nothing to add he just. wow

ROBIN I LOVE HER I L OVE THE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ON THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its romantic <- jealousy

Its gross <- somehow not jealousy tho sorry

Its bullshit <- jealousy

BRO ARE HE LLO WHAT PIED PIPER SHIT IS HAPPENING???? CRYING AT ALL THE LITTLE CGI GUYS LOOK AT THEM ALL!!!! THEY ALL HAVE LITTLE WHITE FEET THO???? THOSE ARE. exploding. theyre exploding. :(

ENOUGH OF HIM I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM I WANT TO SKIP THROUGH HIS MOMENTS I ACTUALLY HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH IM IN. PAIN. LIKE. OU GH. THE. SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT IS? PAINFUL I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE HIM I HATE HIM IHATE HIM PHYSICALLY GAGGING

LUCAS AND MAX mAKE me so happy and MAx is still transmasc coded in my heaRTTTTT

DUSTIN BABY IM SO SORRY YOURE HAVING A MY CANADIAN GF MOMENT BUTSHES MORMON AND FROM UTAH

SHOWING MomEnts of Joyce being so happy and gENUINELY IN LOVE WITH BOB JUST HURTS SO MUCH HE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD. RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE

oh now we have shit with MAGNETS and the spaceship space race cold war babbeyyyy

DISEASE RATS!!!!!!!

HOPPER ASHING ON HIS FACE KING????? OW?????????????????????

This is so uncomfortable bro my dad did this to me once and it was horrifically misguided on his part and he was making some wild ass assumptions about my relationship with certain people and oUGADHADKAJSHAKSJH this isthe season of second hand embarassment and its PAINFUL

MIKE IS JUST MA KING IT WORSE PLEASE SHUT UP I OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I KEEP PAUSING IT BC I CANT HANDLE THIS

HOPPER H ELLO ????

IM

THIS IS

BRO THIS fucking entire season is gonna be so fucking painfULLLL STOP STOP STOP like the. BROOOOO stop stop stop whose got a link to a breakdown of the family dynamics between everyone and how fucked up everyone is i cant even put thi sinto words im just losing my mind hopethis makes sense

SORRY DUSTIN I !!! GOD. PICKING UP RUSSIAN SHIT INSTEAD OF HIS GF SORRY

i literally cant handle this weird Billy fucking Milfs arc and i cant even begin to stress how much i fucking hate it and him. I have literally no room in my heart for that piece of shit

im SORRY to KaREN WHEELER THOUGH LIKE DAMN GIRL your mariage is in shambles and you really want to be fucked by THIS GUY ?

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDIOT FUCKING GET ATTACKED BY FERAL DISEASED RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALLING ALL RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know he fucking dies but iM GONAN LOSE MY MIND DOES HE GET FUCKIGN KILLED BY STOPP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS IS SO FUC NNY YEAHH HYEAHHH BABEY FUCKING GET HIS ASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

#bo posting #stranger things #st #live blogging #AHHH OEADSKJH FUCKING EAH BABEY YEAH YEAH YEAH