consider sanuso bodyswap where Sanji is of course "admiring" Usopp's body and Usopp is trying desperately to keep himself from getting worked up so that he doesn't light himself on fire.
Luffy and Chopper are not helping. They are in fact doing the opposite of helping. They've ramped up their pranks and are doing anything possible to get Usopp angry so that he combusts, freaks out, and then dives into the ocean to put himself out. They think it's hilarious.
Nami and Brook are Also not helping, since they're conspiring with Sanji to put on a fashion show with Usopp's body. Sanji called it "not wasting a precious opportunity to get him in something other than overalls". Usopp called it mutiny and he was gonna- dive into the ocean, holy fuck Sanji why is it so easy to catch fire?!
Best part about this is that Sanji assured him, several times, that his body doesn't get hurt by catching fire. Usopp still jumps into the ocean every time.
Robin pipes up at one point, asking if Sanji was immune to just his own flames or all flames. Sanji just kind of shrugs and said it depends. Franky, having just been leisurely watching all of this gets an idea. Would his Franky Fireball hurt Sanji's body or just give him more fire to work with?
He tries to coax Usopp into agreeing to test it out and, somehow, he manages it. Albeit, Usopp is all knocking knees and chattering teeth, a very odd sight from 'Sanji'. As part of the deal though, he can only shoot a fireball the size of his hand.
Usopp meant his small hand. The one Franky used for tinkering and fine detail work. He did not, however, clarify this.
So, when a fireball the size of Franky's big hand comes out, well. Usopp runs for his goddamn life.
It takes him a few moments- and the voices of his friends sounding distant and below him- to realize he hadn't, in fact, run to the men's quarters, but rather into the fucking sky.
And oooooh, boy he is gonna kill Sanji one of these days. Why was his body's first fucking instinct when running to go up, what the actual HELL-
Usopp lit himself on fire again.
He curses out Sanji as his Sky Walk fails in the same moment and he plummets towards the deck.
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Drabble: Eat Your Heart Out
UH... yeah I had a rough week and decided to take it out on a nameless whumpee. Enjoy! this is REALLY FUCKED please heed warnings
CW: Autocannbalism!!!!!, GORE!!!!, Sadistic whumper, implied drugging, restraints, scapels, ummm medical whump?? kinda?? maybe?? idk?? general fuckedupness of my drabbles I guess.
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They were strapped down, wrists, ankles, knees, waist, neck and forehead all held by soft leather straps. The irony of it was that whumpee wasn’t necessarily uncomfortable. They just wanted to be able to move. But everything seemed fuzzy, they tried to remember why they were here, but couldn’t quite paint a clear picture. They had been walking to their car.. and then everything went black. Now they laid here, staring at an artificial light that seemed all too bright.
Everything was too bright and the smell of cleaning supplies burned their nose. It wasn’t enough to wake them from the dreamlike state they were in. It was all a bit too unreal for them to truly register. They closed their eyes for a second and when they opened them again, someone stood over them.
“Hello Whumpee. Remember me?”
Whumpee thought hard and forgetting their restraints tried to shake their head.
“Oh that’s okay darling, I figured it would be hard for you. You and I met a long time ago. Once. You said that you would wait for me.” Whumper moved from Whumpee’s line of sight and they tried desperately to remember what they were talking about. The thoughts in their mind moved slowly and they whimpered slightly.
“Please.. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Where am I? What..” They were cut off when something cold touched their lips. It took them a second to realize that it was a scapel. Whumpee’s lips remained firmly closed. Even as Whumper, slid the flat of the blade against their lips, down their chin, neck and stopping in the middle of their sternum.
“Shhhh,” whumper cooed, “Shut up. You were supposed to wait for me, you were supposed to love ME forever and ever. I was only gone for a year. Prison was so hard. But you.. you got me through. The thought of you.”
“Please I have no idea who you are!”
“SHUT UP,” the yell startled whumpee into silence and they felt tears burning at their eyes, “You can pretend all you want. But I know you remember me. I know it. You broke my heart whumpee.”
“I don’t know who you are! You crazy son of a-“ The scapel dipped into the skin with a fierce sting, just over their heart. The cut curved and slid down. Whumpee cut themselves off with a scream. Fighting uselessly against the restraints. The scapel cut deeper, probably through about an inch and blood flowed down Whumpee’s chest, as they screamed until their voice was raw.
“You were always so loud,” whumper said absentmindedly, “never shut up.” Whumper dug the scapel in again on the opposite side, curving and then down at a diagonal until it reached the other gorge in their chest. They cut again and again until it was deep enough.
Whumpee screamed the whole time. Panting heavily as each breath brought new waves of pain through them. “please.. whatever I did, im sorry.. im so sorry.”
“You’re not sorry. You’re just in pain,” Whumper said as they liked the flat of the scape, humming with satisfaction. “Yes, now, this next part will hurt, but just try and stay awake.”
Whumper grabbed an edge of the cut they had made, the abstract heart on their chest, lifted slightly and with a look of determination, began to cut under the skin. Whumpee screamed and sobbed as the scapel worked under the skin, sliding easily through the layers. Until the skin was held up by whumper, completely away from their chest where it was supposed to be.
Waves of revulsion, nausea and pain ran cold through whumpee as they fought not to vomit. “P-Please… stop..”
“No I don’t.. think I will. You know.. this is a very sad rendition of how you made me feel when you left me to rot. When you went off and got with someone new while I was away. Now.. now I want you to eat you fucking heart out.”
“No.. No no..” Whumpee screamed in a panic, sinking against the restraints but they couldn’t turn away. Not even clamping their mouth shut could help. Especially when Whumper, clamped their nose closed with their bloody fingers. Forcing them to open their mouth to breath. As soon as their mouth opened in a gasp. Whumper shoved the heart shaped skin in their mouth and slammed a hand over whumpees mouth.
“There we go. Now you know how it feels huh?”
They just tasted blood and they retched as the skin felt loose and soggy in their mouth.
“Eat it whumpee. Or we do this again and again and again until we get it right.”
Whumpee swallowed, and whumper tsked in disappointment.
“You were supposed to chew.” They released the hand from their mouth and the retched, trying to keep down the growing sense of nausea. “Lets try this again.”
The scapel stung as they carved just over their ribs.
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not someone trying to call maya an abuser to diss lucaya like... she gave him a few nicknames. the entire show all she did was give him nicknames and that was pretty much the entire extent of her teasing him. and he gave back equally in their dynamic too. yes it's probably unkind to call people nicknames especially when they express discomfort with it i'll admit that much, and lucas didn't seem to be too happy about it (honestly most of the time he was fond of this habit too and enjoyed the experience hence "putting thought into their little game") but that does not equate to abuse bestie! that's an extreme place to go just because you don't like a ship akdjfjfjfj
and it's admittedly mean to make fun of someone's heritage, but even that didn't really go to a level where it became uncomfortable either. lucas is from texas and maya made occasional jokes about it based on stereotypes? which may not be that great but this is a show about middle school characters and while i'm not saying maya's actions are okay and acceptable, she is a literal child! i guarantee y'all were just as annoying and mean when you were in middle school XD
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Person A: She is SUCH a worthless piece of shit.
Person B: He. And you're right, he is SUCH a worthless piece of shit.
Person C: He should die in a fire. I would run him over with my car.
Person A: He?
Person B: He... Or They. Their pronouns.
Person A: And? I thought you both hated her.
Person B: Look I know we're all being mean bitches here but we're also not transphobic—
Person C: —He's still a worthless piece of shit that has no fashion sense whatsoever.
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I got a text today saying “I forgive you” on fb, from someone in high school who got their face smashed in a locker till I was yoinked off by a couple teachers.
What do I tell them? Cuz they started the little squabble in the first place with their shoving and peacocking from what I remember, and they also ran their yapper for an entire week prior saying they were going to “beat me up” lol.
So shouldn’t it be the other way around? If you initiate the bullying and the fight, and then proceed to get your ass handed to you, doesn’t that make you the biggest loser? I think so tbh, but maybe I’m not as mature as I like to think I am. Idk, when I saw the message, it made me wish I would’ve permanently disfigured their face so they had to actually forgive me for something lol.
The waifu says be the bigger person and say “thank you,” but I keep typing out nastiness lmao.
Should I just not reply? If I say thank you it feels like I’m affirming I did something wrong, but I felt zero guilt then and even now…( ・∇・)
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I recall a snippet you shared a while back of Duncan slung over the General's horse, bloodied and broken, and the Hunter feeling pleased at the sight only to then feel immediate regret.
I was wondering if you're able to explain that if it's not a spoiler? I do not see my MC regretting putting Duncan in that state. He found out what happened when you poke the obviously dangerous Hunter.
Or is this because you-know-what is the one emenating with pride, and the Hunter's having a sort of, "What was that?" whiplash reaction?
I understand the Hunter's not a haha bad/evil person. I'm just of the mind that there're certain cockroaches in this setting that are better off squashed without remorse and Duncan explicittaly fits that bill lol
you mean this one?
they don't feel regret; it's more that they're surprised both at the fact that they are the ones that did that to him, and that they feel good about doing it. but they don't regret it or feel bad for Duncan.
we're going to explore this a bit in game about the hunter feeling guilt but it's not really about Duncan, rather the soldiers that they potentially killed during the fight. the hunter has never killed another human before, so it gets under their skin a bit and has them doubting some things, especially since they lost control towards the end and hurt either Lea or Jorah, too.
you can kinda see a bit of this reaction earlier, if Merry kills the soldiers at the wall, the hunter and Lea can both get angry at her. they've been around a lot of violence but not really the human versus human variety.
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