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couldvebeenus · 7 months

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They say only fools fall in love

#nicholas galitzine #nick galitzine #our boy is so versatile #god i love him #look how happy he is #how handsome he is #Our Lil Bambi #Look at those huge armes #Call me a fool #Im in love #couldvebeenus

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coldbycrossfade · 7 months

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MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

#bg3 #like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this'#JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL #IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT #WOW............DAMN............GOT ME #CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE....................................#like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ #but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion #woag mama #i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense #and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different #astarion

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tonixaly · 10 months

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Man..... drew this while watching the Gameplay

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's security breach #security breach ruin #fnaf gregory #cassie fnaf #you may call me boo boo the fool #myart #illustration #digital art #fnaf sb

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mamawasatesttube · 3 months

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it still boggles my mind a bit that people on the internet will just try to call you a bitch in a friendly way when they're like. complete strangers. are you aware that the only reason playful insults between friends work is that they are Between Friends. your basic manners... where are they...

#rimi talks #i just. man you don't know me like that. don't call me a bitch lmao?#my besties are allowed to call me a bitch bc they earned it. thats the power of fucking friendship. you fool. you buffoon #this is re: a comment on hot rod heart but also just in general i still think its wild people just do that to strangers #bc its by far not the first time someone's tried the joking insults with me as a complete stranger. and every time i just. hey. stop that??

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crabsnpersimmons · 3 days

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have been feeling under the weather lately, so i daydreamed a silly nurse moon to take care of me

also couldn't decide which i liked better so i leave the choice to you, brave patient. which nurse will you choose?

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arsillanola · 3 months

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Fitz and The Fool Beloved fanart on my Tumblr? More likely than you think.

Thanks to @crowleyholmes for reigniting my obsession with (as I learned) the Realm of the Elderlings. These two have been living rent free in my head for over 15 years since I read the Farseer trilogy for the first time in highschool.

I know this doesn't happen in the books but I am the master of my own universe and i LOVE drawing kisses so here ya go.

#rote fanart #farseer trilogy #fitzchivalry farseer #the fool #beloved #lord golden #rote #robin hobb #I hope this reaches the right people #I have never experienced the rote fandom #these two are so special to me you do not even know #what do the kids call it #otp?#they are my wifi password ffs #Ok thank you byeeee

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pieflavoredartz · 2 months

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(CLICK FOR THAT SWEEEET QUAILTY WOO HOO)

oooh cowboys yee harrr ⭐️

(og under cut ^^)

hii there ur lookin at the og! no catus tho sorry 😔😔

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bruciemilf · 11 months

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No one look at me this is giving me so many sugar baby Bruce and DA Harvey vibes

#like im sorry but. the thought of bruharvey being both so opebly critical and supportive of eachother makes me giggle #like yeah bruce will call harvey an idiot for even thinking he could take bella on in an election #and harvey has absolutely no sympathy when bruce gets his ass beat on patrol because Batman Doesn't Get Sick #but at the end of the day 'my husband isn't allowed to be a fool without me cause i didnt marry a fool' is very elevated energy #bruce wayne #battinson #harvey dent #bruharvey #bruce x harvey #text

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popagan · 3 months

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So no one is going to tell me Narita wrote a Shizaya fic on April Fools years ago and I was supposed to find it out through a random youtube comment?

#although i’m not sure if the source is correct #but call it april because i’ll be fooled #let me live in my delusion #durarara #izaya orihara #popaart

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ghouljams · 11 months

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waiting for the day cowboy!könig finally decides that enough pining is ENOUGH and just decides to ask bee out on a date.

if bee isn't already wooed enough by how nice this big and handsome man is to her all the time then imagine how much more wooed she'd be when it seems like könig *just* know what she likes and dislikes. she's probably thinking "wow! it's amazing how you can guess what i like and don't like!" and könig (nasty little bastard) is just nodding along like "yes yes of course :3 (innocently)" as if he didn't gather that info from spying on her like bffr !!

There are too many kindnesses to ignore. König is too nice to you, and you realize you've fallen for him like you remember the sky is blue. It feels like something that's always been there, nurtured with careful hands and soft works. You wonder sometimes if that's the way König is with everyone. If it's just you that thinks about him like this.

Then he touches you, looks at you a moment too long, whispers to himself with words you half catch, and you think the feeling might be mutual. Still, you'd hate to ruin a good friendship on wants and wishes.

You do your best to stay platonic. To ignore the butterflies in your stomach, the tight hope in your ribs, each time you go out with König. Not dates. You tell yourself firmly, coach yourself in the bathroom mirror. Tonight is no different. Just your weekly dinner. Your own personal thank you to König for all his help. You truly couldn't do this without him.

You bump into König as you turn away from the stove and he catches you with a gentle if firm hand on the small of your back. His eyes wide with surprise at your stumble, before they soften. Your heart pounds in your chest, your stomach fluttering with just the slightest touch from him. His hand slides off you, fingers curling like he could hold on just a moment longer if you let him.

You can't take it anymore.

You grab the front of his shirt and tug him down, pushing up on your toes to press your lips against the warm cloth of his bandana. You're not even sure you're kissing the right spot, but it feels right in the way it makes König lock up. Shit. He doesn't even touch you. You pull back, mentally kick yourself for ruining things like you always do.

König all but rips the bandana off when you do, wrapping his arms around you to press his lips to yours without the barrier. You don't have time to process the way he sighs against your mouth, barely can think past kissing him back. You never believed in the whole fireworks thing, but maybe they meant the flip in your stomach, the desperation in the slide of König's lips as he kisses you like he's just come home from war, the shudder he sends through you with just the tilt of his head.

There's nowhere for you to go, completely held by the arms around your shoulders and waist. Well, that's not completely true. You can press more firmly against König. Try to stand taller as you slide your lips against his, feel his tongue swipe against the seam of your mouth entreatingly. There's nothing that could have kicked your brain out of your head quite like his tongue twisting against yours. He's like a furnace, warming you up wherever you touch him as you lean against his broad chest.

When's the last time someone kissed you like this? Made you feel like you were something they'd never get enough of?

The smell of burning food reaches your nose and you turn your head from König's kiss with a loud panicked swear. His arms loosen around you as you turn to switch off burners and stir the pot you were supposed to be watching. Your chest heaves, a little breathless from kissing König, which- wow, first of all. Second of all, you don't really know what you're supposed to do after that.

"I suppose this is a date then?" König answers for you. You laugh, doing your best to salvage dinner.

"You should've told me I would've dressed up." You joke back. König hums, his fingers tracing over your hips to the edge of your shorts, feather light when they skim your skin. You suppress the shiver it sends down your spine.

"You always look beautiful," He tells you softly, and you duck your head, not able to keep the shiver down that time.

#cowboy!König #oc: bee #könig x reader #könig call of duty #König x you #könig mw2 #f!reader #x reader #Wow Bee cracked first but I can't blame her #König was never going to make a move #Bee is very determined to not make a fool of herself the rest of the night #but it's really hard when König keeps kissing her #and she feels like she gets a little dumber every time he does #pushing at his face while they're watching a movie after dinner like #stop kissing me or I'm not gonna be able to send you home #König doesn't tell her but that's the idea

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pedros-immaculate-vibes · 5 months

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I had to stop 11 seconds in because MY HEART AND BREATHING BOTH STOPPED

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akairokara · 2 days

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answer quickly inspector

#ghost trick #‘it should’ve been jowd’ look cabanela calls everyone baby.. now jowd on the other hand.#fool speaks #my art #also they went to the park to roast sweet potatoes together #also also. new hair based on that one animation where he turns around and it’s the same on both sides #if u have cute gt scene ideas send em to me im in a doodly mood

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nerdy-talks · 11 months

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~ A Call With Solomon ~

It starts out innocent enough, Solomon asking MC what's for dinner and MC responding to his inquiry by letting him know what they've prepared.

If Nightbringer has taught us anything it's that, even though humans technically don't get drunk from Demonus, Solomon clearly likes to drink xD

But what a nice offer! Solomon is eager to eat our cooking and wants to share a relaxing evening with us.

That should be the end of the phone call, right?

Wrong.

Our devious teacher actually called us and intentionally spoke to us as if we were married in order to deliberately make Lucifer jealous... and it worked! xD

Solomon the Sneaky Sorcerer ¬‿¬

My reaction :

I'm not sure if Solomon was lowkey threatening Lucifer since Lucifer insulted him, or maybe Solomon was simply prepared and willing to show off his abilities.... but either way, talk about an intense phone call to receive (no doubt the tension could be felt through the phone ^^")

Gotta admit, I do think it's funny that Lucifer indirectly called Solomon foolish, especially since Barbatos calls him an imbecile and shows no restraint when it comes to insulting his intelligence ... Poor Solomon lol

Then to rub it in even further :

Solomon just HAS to reiterate that he's the one who is coming home to us.

If there's a war between demons and humans, Solomon will be the cause....

The battle of the old men lol

#I kinda like the tension between Lucifer and Solomon #Lucifer is understandably annoyed with Solomon #and Solomon knows it but will continue pushing #Solomon is a little shit but I love him lol #I also love how Lucifer is clearly jealous yet will deny it xD #you can't fool us Luci ~#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #obey me nightbringer solomon #obey me lucifer avatar of pride #obey me lucifer #lucifer avatar of pride #obey me nightbringer lucifer avatar of pride #obey me nightbringer lucifer #obey me phone call #obey me nightbringer phone call

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graciereadshannigram · 19 days

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on agency and fate, re: “I’m not fortune’s fool, I’m yours.”

this show makes me sick, i swear to god. this line creates a beautiful parallel between Will and Shakespeare’s Romeo – both one half of a tragic romance, either at the whim of fate or Hannibal himself – and is an incredible culmination of Will’s grapple with his need for and lack of personal agency.

in the play, Romeo calls himself fortune's fool immediately after he kills Tybalt, implying that becoming a murderer was not entirely within his control — fate is manipulating and undermining any other intentions Romeo may have. it's an acknowledgment and lament of his own perceived powerlessness in the grand scheme of events.

a very real powerlessness that Will struggles with over the course of the show. by S3, Will has had his personal agency undermined over and over again. every time he has attempted to assert control, Hannibal has been there to show him how Will is simply playing into his plan.

when Will states he is Hannibal’s fool, near the end of S3, he’s acknowledging his lack of agency and attributing it to Hannibal. that every event, starting with him killing GJH and becoming a killer, has been pre-ordained. it was fated to happen, so it happened.

and this ties in so well with Will's conversation with Abigail (aka his own subconscious) at the beginning of the season. “if everything that can happen, happens, then you can never really do the wrong thing. you're just doing what you're supposed to."

such a neat foreshadowing of how Will does eventually choose and accept Hannibal, even if it ends in tragedy — he's ready to put his fate in Hannibal's hands and he can still feel good about it because, after all, he's just doing what he's supposed to do.

#yes i went and opened up my shakespeare textbook from college for this #the things this show compels me to do #call me hannibal's fool too #hannibal #hannibal meta #hannigram #will graham #somebody help will graham #hannibal lecter #murder husbands #s03e11 #abigail hobbs #hannibal nbc

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koriand3r · 6 months

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