#cant forget the good boy!!

[oodlesodoodles]

#Took a drawing break and i feel p good #Kim kitsuragi #Harry du bois #When youre the one in the relash who cant be hugged while youre crying #When youre the one in the relash who vibrates until youre allowed to comfort partner #Bottom pic is based on reds fic sur la fin #Kim having a flashback while making coffee #Harry drinking coffee while forgetting the nightguard is in #Whew

[fanghuas]

yeah so I'm going insane about this post no biggie

#shl #han ying #hanzhou #zhou zishu #what are tags I cant think my brain is. hysterically breathing into a paperback #getting hit by a train again remembering HOW MUCH hy loved zzs #not that I ever forget but boy. it's hitting good right now

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 738: Towards to scorching hot stage!!

Pag 1

The climax of the training camp arc!!

Pag 2

The incandescent battle is starting!!

Sohoku, towards the Inter High!!

Pag 3

4: It's so hot

It's so hot suddenly!!

I can't do this anymore, I'll take a two hours break

I'm your buddy, so I'l also take a two hours break!!

5: The weather on the third day of training camp....

Pag 4

1: is scorching hot

Pag 5

3: Kakaka it's pouring out!!

Pouring out!!

5: Sweat!!

Pag 6

1: Finding shade and running like this seriously exhausts our stamina!!

2: Yeah!!

5: Murakamii!!

Pag 7

1: Yessir!

3: Thanks!!

Thank you!!

Pag 8

1: Kaa....!! Cold water feels so good...!!

Hyaaa.... it works..!!

2: The standard spots to pour water on yourself are face, head, and back, Onoda-kun

Putting it in yous stomach also feels so good, but

3: In one shot you'll upset your stomach and then a toilet hell will await you

O-okay!! Scary...

4: Alright, we're refreshed!! Let's raise the pace again, Onoda-kun!!

Okay!!

Pag 9

1: Naruko-san....

3: Incredible... the senpais aren't taking a break and keep running

Despite how hot it is...

4: By the way, have you noticed?

Huh?

Their jerseys

5: Since this training camp started, the senpais

6: have been wearing long-sleeved jerseys

Pag 10

1: Why!? Ah! It's true, Imaizumi-san... and Kaburagi-san too

They should just take it off, since it's so hot

2: Is it a way of training?

Like carrying a burden to power up?

A heavy burden

3: I'm sorry... my left knee hurts

Is that so?

4: I was overly optimistic... I thought that if I did a good job.... and succeed in this training camp, then I'd be one of the six members

But....

5: To overcome everything and keep fighting, you need physical preparation

6: Just being cunning won't open the way

7: I understand, I accept your retiring

But

Pag 11

1: You'll work behind the scenes for the last two days

There's a lot of work to do behind the scenes, and this time you'll do it with all your strength!!

3: If you want to become stronger, you have to study and watch other run, too

Observe, discover. There are things you can only discover when you're not pedaling

4: Not a single second is a moment you can't learn!!

5: It might be the first time I meet such an intense senpai...

“Learn”.... Naruko-san....

6: I want to become stronger, I'll do my best

Let's add ice

7: The jerseys have a meaning too, I'm sure

It's not just a careless burden

Pag 12

1: There's something!!

Human bodis have the ability to adapt

2: From spring to summer

3: From autumn to winter, we meet seasonal changes and adapt

We do it two times a year

4: The body naturally creates its own system to face the hot and cold according to the climate

5: Just like during summer the leaves grow green and thickly

6: While during winter the leaves fall

7: You can't see it with your eyes, bt our skin, bones, sweat glands, and muscles, go through dramatic changes

Pag 13

1: The proof is that, during summer, 10° are so cold you feel like freezing, but during winter it feels warm

2: To force that adaptation faster, that's the meaning of these long-sleeved jerseys!!

3: Adapting takes time. So we're adapting to heat earlier to prepare for the summer Inter High!! Our bodies too!!

4: Yeah!!

5: After all, this year's summer is gonna be our third Inter High!!

Pag 16

3: Kyushu, Kumamoto Prefecture, Mount Aso

Pag 17

1: Do you know? A long time ago.... they say that here, as far as your eyes could see, there was a hugh volcano surrounding this scenery

2: Huh, really?

When humans still hunted with stone tools

3: There were four big explosions and the mountain collapsed in the magma pit

4: With a diameter of 25km, it's the largest caldera in the world.... and it made this outer rim of the crater

So, the cities, roads, and fields we can see from here, inside the muntain?

Yeah

Pag 18

1: I can feel it, somehow....

The breath of the earth

2: With my whole body... yon!!

3: Fou!! Really!? I can only see this huge scenery....

!! No, I can feel it...!! Fou

Pag 19

1: This splendid scenery and steep slopes

2: This magnificent nature

3: An unpaved side road that appears from time to time

4: We came to.... inspect the race's course

5: and chose a “road bike”, but

6: Ah!! I get it!! I was thinking about it now!!

7: I wish we had bought our “mountain bikes”, yon!!

Fou!!

There's so many roads that make me want to run!!

I totally get that!!

Pag 20

1: Our third and last Inter High will be in the scorching hot Kyushu!! In the “land of fire”, Kumamoto

2: Mount Aso

Pag 21

1: will be our stage!!

Pag 22

1: It's gonna be a hot one, this Inter High!!

2: It's burning up

3: Our final last stage

Pag 23

1: Red like magma!!

2: Challenge!! The last Inter High!!

Yes!!

Yeah!!

Pag 24

2: At CSP, Sohoku High School racing team's training camp is 3 / 4 done

Everyone is riding at their buddy's pace

3: Many of the first and second years retired, but even so, the third day ended without any incident

4: Currently, there are 8 people in the top ranking who could be chosen as Inter High members

There's only the last day

5: The fourth day

#yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 738 #helloooo we're baaaack!!! god how i've missed yowapeda :') i was forgetting who i am without it for the past 3 weeks #i hope sensei had a good rest tho! just like i did lmao #anyway! literally nothing happens in this chapter lmao but!! gotta love the way sensei makes Kiji show up even when theres no need #he's showing up more than manami and midosuji at this point xD sensei created him and decided he never wanted to let him go #and honestly??? yes yes sensei pls keep going we love to see it we're also very much in love with Kiji Kyuui thank you #if you ever doubted that kiji will have a great role in the ih then think again bc watanabe will show him more than he'll show sohoku #the spotlight is all his #btw i also love what naruko said to murakami! nothing better than to see our boys act like the senpai they now are! #i loved how he basically said 'you have to practice you cant just be a little shit and hope for the best' lmao #(btw i know i have some asks and messages i still havent replied to! but i havent been home and tbh i havent been on tumblr much #but i promise ill reply to everything tomorrow!)

[of-mutts-and-men]

The only way I’ve been getting through simple tasks and adult responsibilities lately is calling myself a good boy 20x after I do them.

#went to the post office today #IM A GOOD BOY #bout to do my t shot after wanting to skip it because every time i forget its shot day i just cant do em #im such a good boy

[s4pphoiduser]

in a world with an aftg show (because it Has to be a show, not a movie) seth would have a Pretty Guy actor playing him who looked even prettier when he was sneering or scowling and people would make edits of him with the velocity + slo-mo effects and be like "i can fix him"

#and kevin would be it boy of the century and matt would be THE 2000s icon along with allison #neil's the one who looks scrappy and jumpy (which he is) but everyone's gonna be in love with his sharp tongue and hater behavior #everyone would either hate andrew or love him and obv i fall into the second category i'd be no. 1 andrew minyard apologist/defender/lover/ #everyone (including myself) would love nicky if this adaptation of him didnt come with all those predatory jokes godbless #everyone else is an icon. yes even aaron who's way too detached from the foxes but he partially slays just being a fox and king of idgafdom #the girls are icons obviously duhhh #but i think with riko the actor would be soooo good and pretty like scary pretty that people make edits and the captions are like DISCLAIME #wymack would have sooo many edits with the sound of whatever's trending that's equivalent to the usher DADDY'S HOME one #i actually have so many thoughts ab an aftg show despite how much i dont want it like i cant help it! aftg slays too much! #these bitches r all too damaged! i love them all too much! i think ab them all the time! #lots of people hate but aftg and the foxes r genuinely some of the most well written relationships to me probably bc i can personally relat #and i think a show would allow for other scenes that we dont see in the book bc theyre all from neil's pov and we don't really find anythin #know anything ab the other foxes beyond what neil knows himself #and LEST I FORGET. JEAN MOREAU. ICON OF THE CENTURY METHINKS...! #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #dan wilds #allison reynolds #renne walker #matt boyd #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick #seth gordan #s4pphoiduser #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the king's men

[5-pp-man]

migi n dali just keeps getting better. ep 10 was crazyyyyy i was on the edge of my seat the entire time, and if i wasnt it was just so sweet or hilarious. this show is the perfect blend of emotions honestly.

#migi to dali #looooved how they did the twin reveal. they just randomly both show up. #i actually rewinded because i noticed it was migi at the table and then right after dali responded. and i was like. huh. are they switching #rlly fast or something. but no. they were just both there lmaooo #AND MARUTAAAA AAAAGH #karen and maruta was so cute actually. #and i love love love that hes their friend now. they did it so well and believable. like thats just a kid. #i rlly like how the kids are written in this. like even if theyre super genius or whatever. they never actually are #but the other kids think so. theyre smart in the kiddie sense. but their reactions and thoughts are still very childlike #and i think its. so sweet how dali is still scared and unsure of how to move on from all the shit that happened to them #but migi is there for him every step of the way... wah... ;-; #also cannot forget my boy akiyama. always ride n die for his bestie hitori(s) #AND THE BE BIRDS.... so good. love these strange furry children. #cant believe we still have 3 episodes. i feel so blessed #tedpost #tedtalks #next ep we'll finally learn abt metry. so excited.

[milomoonsies]

hiiii i just wanted to drop by and tell you how much I love fbacb??? like it's illegal how much i've been thinking about it and checking for updates lmaooo

i can't waiiit for chapter 4 (i have a feeling that i'm gonna cry and idek why haha) but also no pressureeeeee take care of yourself ❤️

btw you made me discover italian!James and MAY I JUST SAY that i clearly did not know what i was missing. latino!James has me in a chokehold but italian!James? HE put me 6 feet into the ground.

anyway that's all have a great day!

BABYY IM SO GLAD!! it's such a goofy ass fic that was never really supposed to go anywhere, so I'm so happy you've enjoyed it so far! I give you many little kisses!

YES!! Honestly James is a shapeshifter in my head, he's desi, he's hispanic, he's italian, he's brazilian, he's dumb-hot in every version??

and in this one he spent every summer cliff-diving, swimming by the docks, and his uncle would take him out on oyster luggers, and the Italian side of his family is huge and chaotic, and every time he visits they cook together, and it's Euphemia and his nonna in the kitchen (and they're like Marcella-Hazan-levels of serious about their cooking) and all the aunties are hand-rolling cavatelli in the garden, and Fleamont's trying to keep up (he's terrible at this) but they let him because they know the silly British man is just trying to help, and it's 4pm and they're all a little drunk, and they sit and eat and drink and talk for hours, and the first time James brings Regulus, he's so overwhelmed because everyone is so warm and unbothered, and now he understands why James is the way he is, and yeah....

i love italian james :(

#i cant shut up #when james is back home he's the best version of himself #sunkissed #and chatty #hair starchy from saltwater #and he never forgets to kiss his aunties on the cheek #he's a good boy #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #fire burn and caldron bubble

[thedragonemperess]

I need the & Juliet soundtrack injected directly into my veins and if that doesn't work I need it lazered into the forefront of my brain

#marankton speaks because why not #& juliet #specifically i want it that way when the guitar kicks in and every single song lance is in #THE WAY ANNE SAYS 'drink that koolaid' IN THE BROADWAY VERSION LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE FOREVER #'tonight were taking names cuz we dont mess around' SLAY GIRLIEPOP #and juliet #&j #the amount of pure serotonin and giddiness that comes with listening to teenage dream/break free is unmatched #and the POWER that is both larger than life and its my life????? #immaculate #AND THAT'S ONLY THE FIRST ACT #DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE ABSOLUTE BLAST IT IS TO BE LIKE 'its gonna be MAY' AND THEN IT WAS M A Y #THE STRAIGHT CHILLS I GET LISTENING TO THE I CANT FEEL MY FACE/PROBLEM MASH UP???? #EVERY DAMN TIME BBG #THE I WANT IT THAT WAY REPRISE???? GIMME A MAN LIKE WILLIAM RIGHT NOW #AND DU BOI BAND'S BACK ALRIGHT 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #anyway #sorry im having a decently good time right now its weird that doesnt usually happen #edit: im not done #i always forget they threw a fucking adam lambert song in there and its always such a nice surprise #one more try????? BEAUTIFUL NO COMPLAINTS #and im not a girl not yet a woman is like so ???. i wanted to cry while watching it and almost cried when listening to it on the soundtrack #and youre right juliet i am feeling sexy and free youre so right lets get out of here #AND ONCE AGAIN THE FUCKING FULL BODY CONSISTENT CHILLS I GET LISTENING TO BLOW???? I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT FEELING

[mantisgodsdomain]

Milk and Green Apple for Penelope

(for this ask game)

Since we haven't introduced Penelope yet, as is standard, we'll do a quick write-up here. Penelope is a Galápagos fur seal (Arctocephalus galapagoensis). She's an accountant who works at a bank located in a tundra which primarily caters towards terrestrial animals. Though she doesn't particularly like her job, and initially picked this posting because it was the best option available to her during her CPA experience program, she sort of... got stuck.

Finding work is difficult. She was lucky enough to get rehired by the same branch after finishing her work experience program, but she can't really find anywhere else willing to hire her right now, and her branch is hesitant to let her go, considering that she's one of the most competent people available to her department. She can't really quit, but she can't really move forward, either, so she's sort of... stuck in limbo.

She's well-paid enough that she can live relatively comfortably, but she was at least partially a diversity hire to begin with, and the place she lives in now just plain isn't made for her. She's an aquatic species in a relatively dry area, and most of the species that her branch caters to are smaller prey species - hares, kea, and lemmings, and the occasional arctic fox. Most of the infrastructure is built for people half her size or more, and being an aquatic species, she's not really built to be living terrestrially 24/7 - wearing glasses is all well and good until your prescription breaks and the best replacement pair you can find is built for a stoat, and sure, she can afford a doctor if anything comes up, but no one in her area would really know much about her species, and can she really afford the time and effort added to the expenses of flying to somewhere else entirely just to see a specialist?

As is, she feels just... stuck. She handles it, mostly, with a mix of "gritting her teeth and bearing it" and "heading out to a nearby city which actually has infrastructure for anything bigger than a fox". She sort of has to make a Day of it every time she travels out, but it's better than staying in the same town all day, and paying a bit extra for a night out isn't *too* bad, all things considered. The situation, as is, is perfectly fine. She just... wishes that she could make something of her life beyond being stagnant in a town that she expected to just be a stop in the road.

🥛 [MILK] What is your OC's relationship with their biological parents like? What about their relationship with any non-biological parental figures?

Well... it's complicated. She doesn't have a bad relationship with them, per se, but it's a bit distant - she moved to an entirely different part of the world to take this job, and most of her communication with family members is by video call and similar things as a result. She cares for her family, and she wouldn't trade them for the world, really - but they expect a lot from her, and she's been stuck at the same place long enough that she's not sure she can live up to it.

Penelope sits in the awkward sort of space where she was academically successful, but that success didn't really transfer to almost anything else. She's got a job, she's good at it, she's got a degree - but she still can't get a job besides the one she's been stuck in for years already, and "still working at the same bank" isn't the sort of thing that feels good to say, especially when you've been in the same place for far longer than you've ever wanted to be.

Her parents love her. Her mother still holds out faith that she'll get that one promotion - just a few more years and you'll get your big break, just a bit more work and they'll notice how industrious you are, just a tiny bit more effort and you'll get a better position - but you can only believe something so much when you feel like you've been stuck in the same rut for so long. There's only so much you can hear about how you have so much potential before you start feeling like you're wasting yourself, and at this point... having the same things repeated starts feeling a bit like every day she doesn't get that break is a day she's wasting her potential.

She does not currently have any non-biological parental figures. Probably a bit late in her life to get one, but who knows at this point, honestly?

🍏 [GREEN APPLE] How do they differ from the norm and how are they punished for it?

...there's a lot.

Though her workplace tried to provide accomodations when she first arrived, it's been more than eight years, and nowadays she has to do most of her accomodation herself. Her eyes aren't really made to focus above water, she's got a very different body plan than most people at the branch, she's a predator big enough to make most of the other folks in her branch a bit instinctually nervous, and being one of the only seals that most people know means that she's been re-introduced to the same three harbor seals entirely too many times by now.

People don't really make chairs for people with tails the size of their bodies around here, which means that chair backs that accomodate her are generally a matter of either custom order or hoping that she's going somewhere that's dealt with one of the other half-dozen folks with the same needs.

Penelope is, fundamentally, Not From Around Here. She's not a species that's found around here, she's not a species that's especially adapted for here, and despite being a seal that's only around a metre long she still towers over most of the people at her branch. The closest person to her size is an arctic fox in the tax department, and he still doesn't really have the same sort of experience as her. She doesn't fit The Norm, pretty much in any way, and it... really, really shows.

#asks #we speak #ocs #penelope #we took a while to answer this but anyways heres penelope she works at a bank #and then on weekends she goes to the city to get drunk off her ass and try to forget the overwhelming dread of stagnation #top ten women to expose gaps in your accessibility just by going to your place #she goes to like the same bar every time she goes Out On The Town because its the one bar that another seal works at #and theyre usually pretty good with being Not Awful because of it #anyways the most vital info about her is that she very much needs glasses but she doesnt wear them unless shes at work #the fun thing about seeing other people's ocs is that we'll see so many people making characters who are like #Important. Powerful. Cool. shit like that. and then we are here with our characters like “yeah shes an accountant” #“she feels really stuck in life and like she cant live up to the standards of her family” #“also she has to special-order chair backs bc her tail is the size of her entire torso and no one accommodates for that here” #anthro #we guess #thanks for your patience btw! we spent. way too long figuring out how to summarize her #in case youre wondering she is also struggling with a mid-life sexuality crisis just as a treat for Us Writing Her #for fun. and profit. and also being at that age where she was supposed to have settled down with a nice boy already #and now her mother is dropping increasingly obvious “you know its okay if you have something you need to tell us penelope” #“if there are any special girls in your life that you might want to bring home-” #and she lives halfway across the world and isnt dating anyone or even sure that shes on the dating market anymore #problems disease and etc. this post is over 1000 words already we'll cut it off here

[homielander]

every once in a while i remember that nobody in season 3, not even annie or MM, ever bothered to bring up the very valid point that maybe the boys shouldn't be hunting and killing supes who haven't actually done anything wrong (at least to their knowledge), and i am filled with rage all over again

#when annie and mm at herogasm were like. 'u cant blow up the house! theres human s*x workers there!' #i THINK ur forgetting some people idk.... #unless they had proof that each of these supes was a deplorable murderer i am not interested in hearing excuses #like did the tnt twins even do anything other than enjoy weird s*x parties? #and weirdly hughie's conscience kicked in for mindstorm but not the herogasm supes who were. as far as he knew. just as innocent #i guess atp ever non-7 supe is written like a cartoon villain and mindstorm was only needed to wake billy so y would the audience even care #also only used the * because i know the tumblr tags are funky and hide posts #the boys #also like idk. maybe all of s3 was a pov trap and later audiences will recognize the gruesome reality of what they were cheering for #and btw some of you WERE cheering like weirdos #'to stop the unstable supervillain they should work with the other unstable supervillain! the second of whom is actively blowing ppl up!' 🤨📸 #and i STILL think annie's resistance was dumb because they tied it around toxic masculinity for hughie 'benchpress me' campbell #and annie failed to bring up the much more devastating impacts of what he and butcher were doing #it's just as much as i want to think this is deliberate on the writers' part. why WOULDN'T they have their moral beacon raise #the most pressing issue at hand? not her being undermined or working with someone bad but lives being lost? idk. #especially considering annie's arc is not one of corruption or even overcoming corruption. she's just the total good guy #point is it just makes me worry for what's next #(also me complaining abt the boys s3... it feels like old times <3)

[tea-cat-arts]

Your rant about honkai's characters looking generic when compared to WfM's character designs (which i fucking love too) reminded me how a while back genshintwt accused honkai's male characters of all looking the same and honkaitwt lost their fucking mind, and as much as I love our honkai bois I'm not going to sit here and pretend their designs are revolutionary (especially since they made Carole's mom look more masculine than 80% of the male designs they've created, and I still haven't forgotten Kiana describing Himeko as a "valkyrie with beefy arms", what a joke)

Genshintwt accused honkai men of all looking the same???? Genshin???? The fandom that lusts after the 20 dudes with almost the exact same body type/shape and absolutely looses their minds over the slightest bit of muscle/booba???? Oh that's hilarious.

Like, the honkai men also look pretty similar for the most part (minus Siegfried and sometimes Welt depending on who drew him). I just think that's a bit of the pot calling the kettle black there.

But ya, hoyo has a running problem with describing characters bodies as one way and just... not modeling it. Aside from the Himeko example you brought up, there's also a bunch of characters going up to Kevin and going "woah! You look so athletic," Baizhu being described as looking sickly, Beidou being described as tall and buff, Ganyu gaining weight easily... I'm pretty sure there's more instances, these are just the ones I remember off the top of my head. Idk man, I just feel like if your fandom is surprised that one of your main characters is canonically scrawny, there's a bit of a design problem

The whole thing just makes me find Witch from Mercury's character designs incredibly refreshing. It's just nice to see a series that takes a pretty typical anime art style and use it to depict so many of the different ways people can look.

#honkai impact #honkai rambling #i like twinks and fem boys as much as the next bisexual but come on mihoyo- give us some variety #i spend so much time drawing my headcanon appearances for these characters that i genuinely forget what they look like in game #see: literally any drawing of Kevin I've done #theres also a tone of practical reasons its better to have a variety appearance for large casts #it help create a more unique silhouette. it helps the characters look more visually distinct. and most important for mihoyo probably- #it means you can change the hair and outfit while still making obvious who is who #theres panels where i genuinely cant tell the difference between Kallen Theresa and Kiana #side note but if mihoyo gives us any more “they look young/like a young adult but there actually really old” characters #i will blow a gasket #i don't even want GILFs- I want studio ghibli old people #I want characters like Dola (Castle in the Sky) and the elderly pirate lady from Yona of the Dawn #dont questions both my examples being pirates #but ya: variety good

[dykedivorce]

ive been rewatching naruto shippuden this past week and . it's not very good is it

#like. it's just not good #i love it forever it was so stupidly important to me as a 13 year old but like. jeeesus #characters are one note the fights are boring and make no sense and #every time they touch something that could be interesting wrt world-building they drop it immediately #also they're just repeating themselves over and over and over again #but one thing you can say is holy shit. it's really all about naruto and the boys he's in love with. #you have to forget it's the kind of homoeroticism you only get through hating women but it's really there #the narusasu is underlining the entire show it's so. he's doing all of this to bring him back!!! all of it!!! #anyway. i could write essays but i wont because it's a stupid show thats not even good and i'm 27 . i cant be doing this

[lecliss]

Actually I wanna take back what I said yesterday about Naruto kinda sucking cuz I remembered the ame orphans exist and started experiencing immense pain again. Kishi gets one (1) point in his favor for their existence even tho they break my fucking heart

#not that i forgot nagato exists cuz hes my most precious but i get so obsessed with reanimation naga that sometimes i forget #he has a backstory lmao #i want to fucking explode remembering what happened to them and how much it sucks but how its so GOOD as a story #i need to start biting flesh i cant fucking handle thinking about them #kishi did two (2) things right in his life and thats it. ame orphans and connections special story #okay and maybe creating my boy bort but we can lump that in with the special story #naruto still sucks by the way just slightly less #personal

[biillys]

been flicking between house and er and now i want the billy working at a hospital au's please

#i have no concrete thoughts and head canons just vibes #actually i do but i'm not typing all that out cos it rly is 75% vibes. and probably 25% medically incorrect. so i'll keep that to myself th #but like! good with kids! good under pressure! worked his ass off at medical school and it shows! #also i need max working there too but maybe in a different area and no one knows they're siblings #but then they'll get all /siblings bickering/ in the hallway over dumb shit #and every one's just like.... is that Legal ? #also. heather not working in the hospital but some other job with just as fucked hours #and they're housemates obvsly so every time they catch each other at home they're like #'gonna k myself. you?' 'gonna k myself. bye.' and immediately fuck off to bed or work #and okay. on one hand. billy knows he's not gods gift to this earth. his dads been telling him that his entire life #but. on the other hand. the only way he's made it this far in life is by making himself god's gift to this earth #so. it's rly hard to not be a cocky little shit at the start of his career #which unfortunately leads to small fuck ups. which leads to big fuck ups. #fuck ups he wont forget and carries with him every day #but once he finds his feet. finds his place. boy oh BOY he was made to work in this field #max didnt follow him on purpose. she rocked up on his door step the second she graduated. if that. #and billy more or less just said. im broke as shit and in so much debt i cant even buy myself a chocolate bar. take the couch #if ur staying longer than a week i want fuckin rent #except his version of rent is max pitching in for dinner and chores and groceries etc and if shes gotsome money to contribute thats cool to #but he's not about to like. kick her out #anyway. one night they're somehow magically all off and free for the first time in months. so they're having a few drinks #and heather's bitching about her job and billy's one upping her with every story #and max is like. bro it probably isn't even that hard. and billy's like. i Dare you. #(they're drunk. billy hasn't even had time to think about alcohol in Months and now he's a lightweight and he's Drunk) #and max. becos she's max. and she's never /not/ ready to prove billy wrong. decides to actually go for it #not like she's got much to lose. except money maybe also free time also mental brain capacity and the will to actually wanna live #but. like. nothing to lose! so she's opening google the next day and figuring out where to start. and before she knows it #she's there baby! she's living medical school hell! it sucks ASS. somehow she doesn't give up! #flash forward like 10 yrs and billy likes to brag that his life's so good that max had to copy him. #ran to california. works in a hospital. daddy issues. etc etc.

[evanescentdawn]

hhehehehe I love being able to write abt my ninja boys, I had a long period that was Just frustrating struggle akin to dragging through mud cuz nothing was wording but the stars must be aligned right now cuz I was working on this wip I had and it’s been GOING (rereading bookmarked ninjago fics did its wonders<3) n it’s v insanely fun to work on. and oh my god I have to say Jay is my fav character to write so far he’s so <3 I want him in my pocket!!!!!!!!!!

“Hey, guys!”

Jay looked over. Cole was walking towards them, Kai alongside him. They went out to scout the area. There was something in their expressions that lit up hope in Jay.

He sprang to his feet. “What is it? Did you guys find something? Are we going home? Did you hear from Master —”

“Woah, hold your horses sparky.” Cole said. “Nothing like that.”

“There’s pretty much nothing out there,” Kai said. “Just a bunch of more weirdly tall trees —”

—“Weirdly creepy tall trees,” Jay corrected —

“But just as we were about to give up, we came across some kind of weird pavement.”

“Weird pavement?” Zane questioned.

“Yeah,” Cole said. “It was made of yellow and pink coloured stone. We followed it and found a place I think we can shelter in.”

“That’s the best news I could have heard. No, the second best news.” Jay said, excitedly. “The best news would be being able to get out of this place but this is the next best thing. I hope it has a bath. I need a bath desperately.”

He felt all sweaty and awful under his ninja garb. It wasn’t warm here, leaning on the cold side but — Jay didn’t know what exactly it was. His skin felt weird under his ninja garp. Itchy, too warm and terrible. Because he hadn’t, urgh, changed out of it in hours even after they had that fight and got rolled in dirt. A lot.

It wasn’t their greatest moment.

“I don’t know about your bath,” Kai said. “We didn’t check inside. There’s some kind of lock but we figure Zane should be able to crack it.”

#ninjago #jay walker #wip: horror house style #don’t ask abt that wip name. my brain picked it fjjfjfjfjfjd #I’m a bit sad cuz while rewriting I realised that fun part I had for the wip won’t work in the same way :( but I think I still use it later #on or for a diff wip #anyways #ITS SO MUCH FUN WRITIJH THIS #I’ve been CHUCKLING to myself as I reread this wip many times. sighs lovingly I love jay #I love Jay n jay’s voice so much he’s so funnnnnn. #I LOVE HIM #n I love these boys n this is gonna be so much fun #do I KNOW where this is heading? no<3 im writing whatever making things up on the way lmao #all I know is that they’re stranded n they’re in some creepy land (according to Jay) and they’re Not gonna have a good time heh #it’s just the og four so far cuz I Could not handle more than four it’s already hard dealing with four characters #I keep trying not to forget Zane n write him in too #also he’s hard for me to write ahhhhhh but heh LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS #it will be so much fun. I’ve said fun so many times lmao #I LOVEEE how the dialogue flows here it’s so CHEFS KISS I CANT stop rereading it for real ahahahha

[kitchendub]

Motherfucker. Four

#I want him to PISS INSIDE OF ME !!! #Im so serious I wanna be his toilet #Anytime youve gotta go baby boy you just use me 💚 #Any one of my holes or just soak my clothes idc. Please pee on me #“Urgh….ive gotta go. Slide those pants off” #You can just shove it in my mouth outta nowhere and fill me up i just want your hot piss so bad #Please please please #Okay yeah durrr id trick him into wetting a few times. #Can you imagine building up the ooh you can pee in me anytime mister and then just being like no >:) #And how hed shift from “thats my good little toilet slut” to “cal i gotta go real fuckin bad” #Like on a car trip where I am the only toilet. Hey thats one more than most people would have in a car! #“I cant fuckin hold it you gotta let me fuck you cal you gotta-“ #Right after he wets suck him off. For more droplets yeah but hes so vulnerable and soft <3 #Or he gets so used to pissing in me he practically forgets about normal toilets. #Were separate and he cant help but wet cause my warm mouth isnt there to drink it up #Hes so cute and evil i want us to fuck each other up!! #💔