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mysharona1987 · 1 year
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David Whamond, Toronto Star  :: [Scott Horton]
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"There is something exquisite about a former professional gambler, recovering crack cocaine addict, showy evangelical (Lindell often wears a cross outside his collar, like an amulet) and pillow kingpin organizing the undoing of democracy.
Then consider the assortment of strange bedfellows involved with him in the Colorado scheme: a former professional surfer who claims to be a data expert, a county clerk who used to sell nutritional supplements, an owner of a hair and makeup business, and a high school math teacher who claims to have a secret algorithm.
Once more, we are left to marvel at how all these misfits and grifters find each other — and how they are inevitably drawn, by powerful oddball magnetism, to the charlatan in chief, who has bamboozled tens of millions. This full-employment plan for kooks and hucksters gives new meaning to featherbedding."
[Dana Milbank re: the “My Pillow” Guy Mike Lindell in the WAPO]
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cadavidson · 2 years
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Branco Cartoons: Mike Lindell FBI Raid; Mitch McConnell RINO
Branco Cartoons: Mike Lindell FBI Raid; Mitch McConnell RINO
Branco Cartoons: Mike Lindell FBI Raid; Mitch McConnell RINO A.F. Branco Cartoon – Pillow Talk   FBI detained Mike Lindell and seized his phone over his relationship with Trump and outspoken free speech. Political cartoon by A.F. Branco ©2022. A.F. Branco Cartoon – Jaw Breaker   It’s almost like some Republicans are not doing their best to win congress in the 2022 election, McConnell? Political…
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jonostroveart · 2 years
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Pillow Case
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agoodcartoon · 2 years
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the fbi just has to apply a little pressure and mike lindell will choke on his own words. a good cartoon.
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day0one · 1 year
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Fox Host Blames ‘My Pillowization’ Of Republicans That Led To Cartoon Character Candidates
Fox News is not holding back their anger over the poor showing of Republicans in the midterms, and one host went as far as to blame Mike Lindell and, as he put it, the "My Pillowization" of the Republican Party that led to cartoon characters being on the ballot. He's not wrong, as fringe figures like Lindell have become stalwarts of today's GOP.
*This transcript was generated by a third-party transcription software company, so please excuse any typos.
Fox News, of course, is still trying to make sense of what happened to the Republican Party in last week's midterm elections. But later in the week, once more results started coming in that were even worse for Republicans than election night, one individual on Fox News decided to take the time to point out to the other hosts on that set exactly what happened to the Republican Party. And I have to say, his analysis is absolutely spot on. So take a look at this analysis of what has gone wrong with the Republican Party. And by the way, who is really to blame? Here it is
In the air. Republicans continue to make gains in the House, hopes of a red wave never reached the shoreline. The Senate also a toss-up as some critics blame poor candidates and they blame a former president, uh, Doug High, former NC Coms director Carly Cooperman, Democratic Pollster, and CEO of Shown Cooperman Research. Nice to see you both and great to have you. Uh, Doug, first to you, Carl Rove writes today, Wall Street Journal, a number of pieces of the journal editorial pace, talking about, uh, Donald Trump talking about the results. Here's Rob's take with no red wave. Trump is out at sea. The g o p fielded too many novices who struggled with crafting a message raising funds and waging effective campaigns. Some were also knuckleheads with strange beliefs and closets full of problems. Many of these remarkably weak candidates came courtesy of Donald Trump who did not vet his endorsements. Do you agree with that point?
Uh, yes. And you know, we could go back to 2010 and 2012 where we saw a lot of these terrible first-time candidates that caused Senate races to fall by the wayside in Nevada, uh, Delaware, Indiana, Missouri. Uh, and this is why Mitch McConnell was warning well in advance that we have a candidate quality problem. But what we've seen is a real intensification of this problem from top to bottom. Not just Senate candidates, but house candidates, Secretary of State candidates and governors and the like. And it's what, you know, what I call the MyPillow of the Republican Party, is we've attracted these more cartoon characters. And if somebody speaking at a rally with a president or a presidential candidate is best known as a pillow salesman, run to high heaven because you're going to see more of these cartoon characters who are trying to make money off of the party, become Instagram influencers and celebrities more than they are about being serious legislators. There's a reason Madison Callthorne lost his primary in North Carolina. He telegraphed and said, Clearly, I'm not serious.
The MyPillow of the Republican Party. And then of course, he proceeds to say like Mike Lindell is kind of the ringleader of this freak show that has given us these cartoon character candidates on the right. And again, he's not wrong. Now, I think it is unfair to, uh, probably a little, you know, too much to blame Mike Linde for everything that's wrong with the Republican Party today. But he of course, much like Trump himself, is just the natural evolution of the Republican Party. It's an evolution that was taking place long before Donald Trump. Of course, Trump put it on steroids accelerated that D evolution really is what it is. And now we end up with freaks like Mike Linde, who are not only loud voices in the Republican party, but they're looked upon as leaders of the Republican party. Mike Lindell gets invited to all the big events.
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fahrni · 2 years
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Saturday Morning Coffee
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I’m composing this at 5:30AM, flying down the highway, Mötley Crüe’s Dr. Feel Good on the radio. We’re headed to Durham this morning to watch our granddaughter play soccer. I’m really excited to see her run around the field in a clump with all the other kids.
Where the heck is a Starbucks. I need coffee. ☕️
Richmond Times-Dispatch: “From sassy deviled eggs to a Duke’s heart with an arrow through it, guests can choose from a variety of pre-drawn Duke’s designs. These small and medium sized tattoos – intended for arms and legs only – would typically run $150.”
Not gonna lie. I was ready to do this. 🤣 Lucky for me they were already booked up. No Dukes Mayo tattoo for Rob.
Apple: “Genuine Apple parts and tools can now be purchased by US customers”
If you visit the website Apple setup for this you’re gonna think you’ve landed at some sort of scam site. Don’t worry, it’s not a scam. You’d think they’d have hosted it somewhere at apple.com, right?
The Daily Beast: “Although one senior U.S. official admitted to me (somewhat uneasily) that “Austin said the quiet part out loud,” it soon became clear that the U.S. was publicly willing to own the new goal of turning Russia’s unprovoked, brutal escalation of its ongoing eight-year war in Ukraine into a lasting and meaningful defeat for the Kremlin.”
I have this weird feeling Putin has some kind of terminal illness. Perhaps he just realizes he’s getting older. It seems like he wants to go out in a blaze of glory.
Hopefully that doesn’t include a nuclear cloud.
Daring Fireball: “I know that as a pundit, spending Apple’s money is easy, but UI Browser seems like a tool Apple should have purchased long ago”
I’ve heard the name Bill Cheeseman but never knew what he did. The man is calling it quits at age 79. Wow!
NPR: “He also took issue with the many Biblical references to rape, bestiality, cannibalism and infanticide. “In the end, if Jimmy and Susie are curious about any of the above, they can do what everyone else does – get a room at the Motel Six and grab the Gideons,” he wrote.”
I know some mighty fine people in Florida, but it’s also home of some really crazy people.
Yet another example of authoritarians losing their collective mind because the United States continues its march to become more liberal and they can’t cope with it.
Before you know it they’ll be burning books and recruiting young folks to be an army of tattle tales, complete with little arm bands signifying their importance.
The Ringer: “Saul Goodman had a toupee. He wore colorful suits and a pinky ring. And he drove a boat-sized Cadillac. On the surface, he was a cartoon attorney—the kind that may have even popped up in the ’90s on Mr. Show, the beloved sketch comedy series Odenkirk created with David Cross. Yet there was much more to Saul than that.”
Bob Odenkirk is an amazing actor. I really loved him in Nobody.
Dead State: “MyPillow CEO and pro-Trump conspiracy theorist Mike Lindell wants you to know that he finally has the goods to prove the 2020 election was stolen which will lead to the election being overturned as soon as — this Thursday.”
Oh, it’s that nutter again. Dude, give up. There was no fraud.
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oh no, I don’t sleep
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Demon Pillows https://t.co/e8NI1XvPhF
— Clay Jones (@claytoonz) August 19, 2020
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seymour-butz-stuff · 3 years
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Because social media companies have things called terms of service, they sometimes boot people off their platforms. This has nothing to do with ideology. If Joe Biden had lost the election and used Twitter to summon a horde of slavering orcs to attack the U.S. Capitol, he would have been banned, too. But because wealthy white people are the most persecuted minority in the history of persecution, they think they’re being targeted. So you get steaming mounds of tauntaun like GETTR, which almost instantly became a bastion of liberty for cartoon porn fetishists.
Not to be outdone, “Bitcoin millionaire” Erik Finman is, to great bland-fare, unveiling a device he’s calling the “Freedom Phone.”
It’s exactly what you’d expect, and more.
Here’s how Finman introduced Freedom Phone to the world.
https://twitter.com/erikfinman/status/1415328529034715141
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Transcript!
FINMAN: “Name one time in history where the people who banned books, media, and opinions were the good guys.
“Hi, I’m Erik. I’m the world’s youngest Bitcoin millionaire. I made it in Silicon Valley and I’ve accomplished a lot in my life already. But now I’m leaving Big Tech to fight for free speech because the Big Tech overlords are violating your privacy, censoring your speech, and I think that’s so wrong. That’s why I created the Freedom Phone and its uncensorable app store.
“Everyone is complaining about Big Tech censorship, but no one is doing anything about it. They say, ‘Build your own phone,’ so I did. Freedom Phone truly is the best phone in the world. It does everything your current phone does, except censor you and spy on you. With the Freedom Phone, your freedom of speech is our number one priority. That’s why we built our own app store that is completely uncensored.
“If an app you love has been banned from the mainstream app stores, you can still download it on ours because we don’t ban apps, period.”
And on and on and on.
Of course, there’s some irony in the way Finman has responded to his very first critics. Behold!
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https://twitter.com/maddoxrules/status/1415720791635726337
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Oh, yes. That’s Mr. Freedom Phone himself, furiously hiding responses to his launch tweet … and blocking Twitter members who are mean to him.
Not a great start, dude.
Twitter had some further thoughts:
https://twitter.com/Disasterdude_VT/status/1415429794913832967
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Pretty snide, huh? Of course, that’s exactly the kind of gentle ribbing you can expect on a free, open, and active social media platf—
Oh, shit, Finman banned that Twitter user, too.
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Other users were skeptical of the self-described baby Bitcoin success story’s technological promises. 
https://twitter.com/CivenceX/status/1415647334487281674
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Then it was discovered that Finman didn’t “create” the Freedom Phone.
https://twitter.com/David3141593/status/1415468518418620431
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More on dropshipping here, admittedly through the lens of Amazon, which wants people to use their “dropshipping alternative,” which Amazon users will recognize as “Fulfillment by Amazon.” The short version? Finman is apparently slapping a “Freedom Phone” logo on this phone, and leaving the shipping to the manufacturer, who gets a cut. Sounds super historic.
https://twitter.com/rathernottweet1/status/1415419766626557952
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So this looks like just another cash grab from a self-described “Bitcoin millionaire,” whatever that means. I assume it means he bought Bitcoin when it was really cheap and sat on his ass waiting for it to increase in value. Oh, wait. Yes! That’s exactly what happened!
In May of 2011, at the age of 12, Finman struck a deal with his parents to be able to skip college in pursuit of an unorthodox education, provided he could invest successfully. The deal? He had to turn $1,000 in cash that his grandmother gave him into an impressive $1 million. Finman pursued his goal relentlessly and managed to succeed, purchasing about $1,000 worth of Bitcoin when the fledgling currency was at just $12 per coin, as well as a number of other digital currencies including Ether, Ethereum’s native token. Finman was successful in his goals, making him a self-made millionaire at the age of 18.
If you want to call him savvy or just plain lucky, fine. But what Finman isn’t is a tech visionary uniquely situated to launch a phone company. But he sure can spot a trend in all the white whining currently flooding the nation.
Hey, if there was an ETF or mutual fund that was indexed to the recent surge in white grievance, I’d buy it in a New York nanosecond. Trump’s and his troglodytes’ complaints about Big Tech are mostly nonsense, of course, but that doesn’t mean you can’t monetize them—if you’re the kind of person who’s already discovered the infinite virtues of sitting around waiting for barrels of cash to roll in.
Sadly, as we all know, being a millionaire doesn’t make you smart. If it did, Mike Lindell wouldn’t be hemorrhaging his MyPillow millions in a vain attempt to reinstate the Pig Kahuna.
Maybe young Erik can lose his fortune just as fast as he accumulated it. Now wouldn’t that be a damn shame?
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funnynewsheadlines · 3 years
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MyPillow Guy Offers to Smuggle Trump out of Country Wrapped in Duvet Cover
After Mike Lindell learned that Trump’s taxes would soon be made available to Congress, the pillow executive decided to help out his friend by making the exclusive offer. from Humor, Satire, and Cartoons https://ift.tt/2Vj6m3R from Blogger https://ift.tt/3fexHLO
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jonostroveart · 3 years
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Sitting Bricks
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politicalbombshow · 3 years
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David Hogg's Pillow Company Is Proceeding Nicely
David Hogg’s Pillow Company Is Proceeding Nicely
Last week I told you about former teen and current gun-grabber David Hogg starting his own pillow company to take down My Pillow founder Mike Lindell. You can almost see the cartoon thought-balloon over Hogg’s adorable little head: “Hey, if a crazy crackhead can become a multimillionaire by making pillows, how tough can it be?” Unfortunately, young Mr. Hogg is quickly discovering exactly how…
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I think Joe got very bored and doodled this. Don’t ask me how I found it
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