#cause like. i got 7 i think?

[cimicherrychanga]

Because i feel like i might be overestimating what the average is, i shall Conduct Research

This isn't about how many languages you speak, but how many youre able to count up to at least 10 in, since basic numbers are some of the first words you learn in a foreign language and sometimes you catch them without having studied the language at all

#shut up dave #cause like. i got 7 i think? #which isnt much ofc but i would assume its probably slightly above average #MY HYPOTHESIS. is that the average person on earth. can count up to 10 in at least 3 languages #hypothesis which i reached after a lot of narrowing down. so i have a feeling its correct this time

[ledzeppelinmixtape]

wish house was a real doctor so i could be his mystery insomniac patient and after giving me horse tranquilizers and still not falling asleep he just hits me in the head with his cane and im out like a light

#house md #i was supposed yo be asleep 2 hrs ago cause i planned to get up very early to study but LMAO NO #as soon as i shut my eyes my chest felt like it was being ripped to shreds from anxiety. i love i love it i love it (←says guy who hates it #anyways. i got mad i cried i googled some things frantically and now im in an acceptance phase of 'it is what it is' ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ #i think the thing that makes me the most frustrated is that. i slept like shit last night. like 4hrs maybe!!!! total!!! and so by the time #i started studying today around 6:30 i was eepy. and then by 7:15 my eyes were sooo heavy so i decided to take a 15 min power nap #and i was DREAMING within minutes. i fell asleep that quick. such a deep sleep that my alarm scared me awake #but ofc when im like oh teehee ill go to bet hella early and wake up hella early my brain is like ? no. #if youre still reading. idk im kissing you on the mouth or something. thanks for being here 🫶 #gonna start tagging these posts as #insomnia chronicles

[purpleshadow-star]

Here's a reminder that Frank does not have adhd or dyslexia like most demigods, so he was stuck on the Argo II with at least five to six other teenagers with adhd at all times. I wonder what that was like for him...

#5-6 bc it was the rest of the 7 and then nico after percy and annabeth fell into tartarus #and nico def has adhd one look at his chaotic thoughts in his pov chapters confirms this #also think about his behavior as a kid. 100% he has adhd #so frank stuck on a ship full of adhd kids for like a month and a half to two months #i wonder what that was like lol #i mentioned this to my sis (who doesnt have adhd) and she said it was prob vary chaotic #she has a lot of friends with adhd and i have it too so she has experience being in franks shoes lol #i wonder how many conversations he just got lost in cause they kept going on tangents or smth #it must have been an experience for him #riordanverse #rick riordan #frank zhang #argo 2 crew #heros of olympus #pjo hoo toa #pjo verse

[todayisafridaynight]

old man yaoi sketch commission........

Commission Info

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #tf their ship name. idk if someone tells me ill update the tags #koichi adachi #makoto date #snap sketches #commission #OLD MAN YAOI COMMISSION 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #my life's in shambles rn but that's ok i get to draw date and adachi #this one especially goes out to the people who kept sending me adach|wag| asks #cause i think its really funny i kept getting sent asks about that but actually got a com for date/adachi ☠️☠️ #anyway yeah i AM posting this. esp since commissioner wanted to share it around #i need to let the people know i will draw your saucy old man yaoi And More... #ok bye im gonna post another comm in like. ten minutes LMAO

[hikaruchen]

Guidance.

Ughhhhh art block is killing me. It took me WEEKS to finish this one, 16 hours in total. Not the one I worked on for the longest hours but there are so many times I was just basically gawking at my canva and went Ok, I can’t draw shit and then turned procreate off. I’ve never been into situations like this before and it is, really, PAINFUL. And in the end I still don’t find me feel content with the result :( nevertheless it’s not good enough but I hope people who see this would like it tho!!

And here are some rants from a history geek:

Though it might not be very visible, but the color palette of this piece is actually a lowkey tribute to the Alfred jewel :)

This is a commission from Alfred to a goldsmith - we can see that through the texts on the side which wrote “AELFRED MEC HEHT GEWYRCAN (Alfred ordered me to be made)” Alfred, as a man who loved wisdom, ordered to translate many books from latin into old english, and those manuscripts were distributed throughout Wessex and accompanied by pointers, and archeologists suggest this is probably one of them.

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Below is a short piece I wrote but I don’t feel I am capable of turning it into a fic that has full plots so I just decided to put it here. Enjoy :)

#alfred x uhtred #uhtred x alfred #the last kingdom #tlk alfred #alfred the last kingdom #uhtred #alhtred #uhtred the last kingdom #thinking about them 24/7 and got frustrated because I don’t have any contents to update so i just kept shit posting sry :( #removed the process cause it seemed like tumblr had somehow shadowbanned this blog because of it???? #hikaruchen #hikaru tlk

[pain-is-too-tired]

One thing I like to hc with the Apollo Head Counselors is that they all represent a time of which the sun is out.

Lee - Dawn/Dusk

Mainly dusk, but pretty much imagine him in browns, oranges , dusky yellows and reds and the like.

Michael - Twilight

Starts after the fall of Dusk,short lived. Haralds the start of darkness and but also first light when it falls. The darkess time in which the sun is out. I see him muted/ dark blues,dull browns and blacks. Maybe a touch of greyish pale yellows.

Will - Daylight

Longest lived, bright, it's what most people think about when they think of the sun. With his golden sun kissed hair and sky blue eyes its pretty on the nose. I see him in bright/light yellows and blues.

Idk why I thought of posting this, I just love them and wanted to share my thoughts.

Think it is pretty obvious how I tend to draw them, but it's fun to write it out ^^

#mine #pain rambles #pjo fandom #pjo hcs #pjo hc #apollo cabin #cabin 7 #cabin 7 hcs #apollo cabin hcs #lee fletcher #pjo lee #micheal yew #pjo michael #will solace #pjo will #will solace headcanon #will hc #pjo headcanon #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #i just love them your honor #rick I'm so mad we got nothing about them in toa #you're telling me that one of the most family oriented gods didn't even think about the multitude children he lost in the Titan War ONCE #THE FIRST TIME HE WAS HUMAN WAS BECAUSE ZEUS KILLED ONE OF HIS KIDS #LIKE IT BE VERY REASONABLE FOR PART OF THE REASON HE WAS GETTING ON ZEUS' BAD SIDE WAS CAUSE HE WAS IN GRIEF AND NOT WATCHING HIS TONGUE #but no #we got his exes angst only #goodness sake would've loved to see him be the most nervous wreck of a dad because now he is living with HUMAN FATHER GRIEF #i'll stop now

[no-light-left-on]

thinking about just how sudden and cruel Jessamine's assassination was. Corvo and Emily suddenly ripped out of their regular lives.

Corvo has only just returned after months of being separated from his family. he only stepped off the ship, barely made it to the Tower, didn't even walk through the front door before he watched Jessamine be murdered. his luggage was probably still on the ship, all his dirty clothes, warm coats for Tyvia and light silks for Sekonos, his journal and maybe a spare weapon, the nice coat for when he is meeting up with the rulers of the different isles. the little gifts he most likely collected through his travels across the Empire, for Jessamine and for Emily and maybe some members of the Tower staff that he is fond of. did he bring back candy he loved as a child so that Emily could finally try them? where did his personal correspondence go?

what about Emily? she was taken and kept locked up in the Golden Cat, and we hear her mention her doll, but what other things were left behind? her favourite cup, the plants at her windowsill? her collection of drawings, and the notebooks she kept for her lessons, paints and music instruments that she was learning to play as every proper lady should? where are her favourite fairytale books now? her wardrobe, her favourite shoes, the little hair ornaments Jessamine would tuck into her hair for all the parties and balls?

and what of Jessamine? with no family to set away memorabilia, sort through her things, her diaries and notes and letters that were waiting for an answer? the private ones, that she kept hidden away so no one could read them but her? did she have a favourite tea blend that now sits abandoned in the Tower kitchens?

we do not see their rooms, once we return to the Tower to take out Burrows. it is almost like the royal family never existed, and I must wonder: what happened with what remained behind of their lives, after Jessamine died?

#dh #dishonored #li.txt #not tagging the characters fuck that #im still in the process of rereading wlbsal and just... yeah #they all had Lives back then. lives that were full and exciting and fulled with love #and there is no trace of a nursery or of corvo's bedchamber #I didnt think about it much while playing cause I was trying to focus but just #the fact that their existence was completely wiped out.... #in those 6 months (or 7 or 8) Burrows managed to erase them from existence #and i cant stop thinking about what became of corvos belongings #they were still there on the ship #unpacked #he most likely brought gifts and collected things for himself too #what happened with all those things? #were they thrown out? burned? sold? #will he ever get to give emily all the little things he got for her? #(what will he do with the gifts he brought for jessamine)

[rainbowpufflez]

Fine, I’ll admit that I like Lysandre 😔

#queue the ‘we all know Bo’ #I mean it was definitely obvious from the beginning #and I’ve somewhat said I do in a few posts #and considering the amount of times I’ve drawn him should’ve definitely given it away /lh #the funniest part about me liking him is that I actually straight up don’t #I just I think I hate him so vehemently and deeply that I’ve 180 back to liking him #LIKE WHY ARE U PREOCCUPYING MY BRAIN #LIKE GET OUT OR LIKE PAY ME U FUCKING ASSHOLE #literally I can’t stress enough how unlikable he is #and then I see him and I get locked in #I cringe literally everytime I talk to him #maybe it was cause his ass has been haunting me for the past few months #I GOT SOCIALLY CONDITIONED /hj #like he makes my blood boil sm #when I pointed out that he holds himself like he’s insecure on Pasio to my friend and they went #‘someone who doesn’t like a character wouldn’t have noticed that’ #or when they pulled the ‘true hate is indifference’ on me 😭 #I mean I have always said I have to hate a character before I start liking them #so yeah I’m still gonna be really fucking mean to Orange Peel but unfortunately it means I actually like him #the most insufferable man in all Kalos and I’m still like ‘guess I better draw him again/think about him 24/7’ #WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME #I HOPE U KNOW IM STILL KILLING HIM FOR ALL THE BS HE PULLS THO #rainbowpufflez rambles

[cakesmelons]

Epic did it! He rizzed the MTT(mettaton)! .....right?

#Epic's ;3 face is officially permanent #I swear I'm gonna draw Dream and Cross ride Epic(in the dirty way) #one day #alright who's next on the list #(I am not okay) #(is anyone gonna stop me yet? pls) #also just remember wdym mtt adoring honkers is a canon event #I got giggly in my sleep #submitted #NOT melons art #sunnymainecoon #omg the mtt look like yanderes in this wait 😭😭😭 #HIS RIZZ IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!? #his harem has literally doubled after he rizzed the mtt #bro is definitely flaunting to thw reindeer in the area about how his harem is 10x better than theirs #OMG WAIT. HE DOES HAVE A PERMANENT ;3 FACE CAUSE HE ALWAYS HAS ONE EYE CLOSED #OMG. RIZZING 24/7 #Sunny. 😭 you CAN'T send me the dirty creampic riding #You CAN'T #i think error or ink eould be next on the list. but error's design isn't posted yet..... #and ya admiring Nightmare's honkers definitely happened in canon #there's no way i don't NOT incorporate how obsessed y'all are with nm's chest #no one is stopping your drawings. they're amazing. please continue honestly #I'm loving them #frozen!epic #frozen!murder time trio #sanscest #frozen!au #dreamtale frozen au #frozen au

[whynotimtired]

Thinking about how there was like half a day where mike knew it was requited....

#im not joking like what did he think about #how many things probably clicked in his head the second he knew will loved him #and the painting WAS for a crush but not ANGELA it was HIM which makes sense cause el said he was acting weird and will WAS acting weird #i bet he was like OH. HE WAS JEALOUS WHILE I WAS JEALOUS. OH #mike hasnt looked away from the painting once but hes gone over the past 3 years at least 7 times in his head kdndndnd #STOP KDBDBDBD THAT ONE MEME WITH THE TWO PEOPLE LOOKING OUT THE BUS WINDOWS #WILL MUFFLING HIS SOBS CAUSE HE JUST PUSHED THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE TOWARDS HIS GF WITH HIS OWN FEELINGS #AND MIKE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE LOOKING AT THE PAINTING WITH HEARTS FLOATING AROUND HIS HEAD THINKING ABOUT HOW WILL LOVES HIM DKSNDNND #can we start getting au's where the pizza place went different and mike was never pushed off track #im waiting patiently. #byler #will byers #stranger things #byeler #mike wheeler #mike wheeler is gay #like what if mike got really bold cause when he finally knew will liked him there was nothing to be afraid of #like whats he gonna do?? reject him??? call him queer???? theres nothing to be afraid of!! #so mike is just like ok fuck it!! and starts flirting like crazy and will is like WHATS HAPPENING

[gxlden-angels]

Christians: Nothing should be over the Lord! You should give your money to the church because it belongs to Him!

Me, deciding I love my cat more than Jesus:

#This is $66 worth of stuff btw #I got litter food odor remover toys and treats all for $66 dollars and it'll last months hopefully #I buy my cat's food and little in bulk that's why I prommy I'm not risking my livelihood for my cat #I bought 20lbs of food and like 50lbs of litter #I also bought his treats in bulk this time cause it's like 3 times as many treats for a few dollars less #wait no they were out of stock of the 50 so I got 40lbs #They also had a sale on toys so I got my cat new toys cause he rips thru his so quickly #so I buy him new ones when they're on sale #My roommate once bought him like a $7 bag of crinkle toys and he ripped into all of them within months #I sometimes buy him plush dog toys cause they're sturdier but he doesn't like them as much #he specifically likes ripping his toys apart #that or he respects Jewish tradition so much he refuses to rip up the Hanukkah dog toys I got him #since he's half Jewish on my found family's side #he only plays with the gelt piece but won't play with the dreidel or menorah plushies #I think cause it crinkles the most of the three. the other two are more squeaky and sturdy #n e ways I love u bulk sales my cat will be living in luxary no matter what #he will not know struggle a day in his life #thank u for reading my rambles about how much I love my cat he's a devious creature and my son #ex christian #religious trauma

[theclearblue]

Surprisingly it's been awhile since One Piece has made me cry idk if anything post timeskip has gotten me yet like anything in pre-timeskip? Kinda sad about it tbh I like a good cry

#maybe cause water 7 through ASL flashback was so gut wrenching most the time i feel like it got to me a lot more? #exception being most of thriller bark ig in the middle of that #the kyros flashback almost got me though that was sad :( #i think the kids in punk hazard were supposed to get to me buuuuut idk lol #doflamingo is like a pure evil bastard though so im sure something will come up #dressrosa #one piece #op liveblog

[jinx-you-owe-me]

PART 20

of the dfk 2023 audiobook translation

@cnka

Narrator (audiobook): Robert puts another piece of wood on the trunk and swings the axe.

Bökh: „And you never wanted to get in touch?"

The Nichtraucher picks up a piece of wood.

Silence.

Nichtraucher: „Why should I? We didn’t see each other for the past ten years either.“

He rips the piece of wood apart with his bare hands. While holding eye contact with Justus.

Silence.

Justus lowers his head.

Jo: „Uh.. weren’t you-" Martina, quietly: „Jo, leave it. Lets go.“

Martina, louder: „We need to go! We still have something to do.“

The kids leave. Jo and Martina are holding hands as they walk away.

Bökh: „Yeah… Thank you, kids.“

Jo, whispering as they walk away: "What was that just now?!"

Robert picks up the chopped wood and walks back to his wagon. Justus looks after him.

Narrator (audiobook): If the two friends will find back together? Matze isn’t so sure of that.

Matze, sarcastically: „Well, that was a great success!“ Jo: „Yeah, so much for friendship between Internals and Externs.“

Narrator (audiobook): At least Robert granted Herr Bökh access to his wagon. He looks around lost in thought more or less, while Robert washes the dishes.

Dishes clatter. There is silence otherwise.

Justus stares wistfully at Robert while he washes the dishes.

Justus takes his eyes off Robert and starts looking around while Robert continues to ignore him.

Bökh: „I thought you were living in London.“ Nichtraucher: (silence) Bökh: „It's nice here.“ Nichtraucher: (silence)

Justus starts walking around.

Bökh: „I told the kids about our friendship.“ Nichtraucher: „As a cautionary tale?“ Bökh: (chuckles/scoffs) „No. Of course not.“

Narrator (audiobook): Bökh spots the poster of „the Bandits“, the same one hanging in his apartment.

Bökh: „The 'Wild Dog' that we always played in is still there.“

Nichtraucher: (silence)

Bökh: „Should we meet there sometime? For a beer?“

Robert looks up.

He lets out a small huff, almost like an incredulous laugh or a scoff.

He dries his hands on a towel and folds it.

Nichtraucher: (silence) Nichtraucher: „I don’t know what we would have to say to each other.“

Bökh: „Hm. Well. A lot of time has passed.“

Narrator (audiobook): Robert sits down at the table and lights himself a cigarette.

Justus turns as well and starts looking around again.

Nichtraucher: „Why didn’t you come to Marie’s funeral back then?“

Nichtraucher: „You didn’t even get in touch.“

[„You didn't even get in touch“ -> parallels to „And you never wanted to get in touch?“]

Justus is silent. He starts fiddling with his jacket and pulls it off his shoulder. He lets out a deep, shaky sigh and is silent for another few moments.

Bökh: „…I don’t know, you met her and… and suddenly you were gone.“

[Parallels to „suddenly your closest loved ones are gone“]

Bökh: „As if everything -our friendship, the band- as if that had all just been a dream.“

Justus turns around and looks at Robert.

Bökh: „Wir zwei. Wir hatten doch Pläne.“

Bökh: „That really hurt me.“ Nichtraucher: „It hurt you.“

Silence. Just the music.

Bökh: „Yes. Very much back then.“

The Nichtraucher lets out a soft incredulous laugh again, almost like a scoff.

Nichtraucher: „I see.“

Long silence. Justus stares out the window. Finally, he turns and walks to the door.

Bökh: „You know where to find me.“

Justus leaves the wagon. Robert nods to himself silently.

Narrator (audiobook): And with these words, Herr Bökh leaves his friend’s train wagon. If the two will ever see each other again?

#das fliegende klassenzimmer #dfk 2023 audiobook translation #dfk #das fliegende klassenzimmer 2023 #mine #this is the most scene of dfk 2023 to me. i am having so many feelings and thoughts about it #there is so much to unpack #i really hope this did it justice... the whole. silent staring obviously doesnt translate #the silence in general doesnt translate #i would recommend to actually watch the scene #the silence is so so pivotal #another addition; #ach gott ich nehm grad neue bilder auf weil diese szene hq wirklich wert ist #und ich komm immer noch nicht darüber hinweg dass justus den nichtraucher allen ernstes 7 SEKUNDEN LANG ANSTARRT WÄHREND DER SPÜLT #ich hab hier wirklich am image limit gekratzt #tbh mit dem foto von den kindern kann ich nichts anfangen aber es scheint nicht unwichtig zu sein so i included it #it cant be robert and justus cause these kids are waaayy too young #if robert and justus met in school #these kids are like. idk. 9?? #and i assumed they met when they were around the age of the kids in this movie #but maybe i got it wrong?? #its so funny at some point i dont even talk about the Main Things of this scene anymore and focus on the most miniscule details instead #thats probably bc ive watched it maybe 10 times now and literally know this scene by heart. but let us PLEASE talk about the Main Things #i am so ready to have endless discussions about justraucher #hopefully the last addition of tags; #ok honestly i made almost as many edits to the tags as i did to the post #cause i kept changing little things so my comments werent up to date anymore #i think this part will be my magnum opus out of them all. but who knows theres still 9 to come #i think it shows that this is my favourite 🙃 #oh yes i also added mentions to the parallels. felt like these were significant

[kylewalker-peters]

players posting silly little clips of each other on social media this club is just so well and truly back i love these stupid overpaid losers sooooooo much

#like obviously if you're playing shit football and losing so much players wont post because it'll just cause people to give them grief for #even daring to smile when they're not winning everything as though they should be miserable 24/7 and there's been so much of that the last #few seasons BUT it just feels so reminiscent of when the vibes were super good and we got so much dressing room content from the players an #we're playing well and i think if someone gets the UNO out now we're going to win the fucking league #god remember when sissoko was king of uno with the belt and everything? god what an era

[todayisafridaynight]

happy halloween :]

bonus outfit concept doodles under the cut lol:

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #arasawa #masumi arakawa #jo sawashiro #snap sketches #//insert doujin joke here// #sorry for putting bonafide old man spice on the dashboard </3 aint even that bad tbh #still da|go avert your eyes #gotta make a 'not safe for daigo' tag now LMAO STOP #nsfd #ok anyway. #sorry i was in the worst mood of my life while drawing this <3 i almost stopped stream right around the second round of shading #i just felt so Ugh BUT i was too excited to finish this on stream to not so. here we are #i was most excited t post this and the comic cause i did make sawashiro look kinda cute in the first panel </3 #i think thats all i got to say. ok bye dont look at me #happy halloween <3 <- halloween is two weeks away ?????

[im-still-watching-anime]

do you think yamato’s scary eyes work on sasuke?? do you think sasuke activates his sharingan all like mine can be freaky too asshole or does he just pretend to be unbothered meanwhile his knees are wobbling

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto team 7 #uchiha sasuke #naruto yamato #i am once again thinking about post sasuke return team 7 dynamics #instead we got sasuke in prison and then re-ditching smh #sorry i havent been posting ive clearly been too busy pondering this question #tbh i NEED to know more about how sasuke would function under yamato #like imagine you finally stop ditching your found family #and theyre like oh btw we got another dad while you were gone he’s scarier but be nice to him cause he gets sad when we’re mean #sasuke not used to being nice at all: Um.