slimecicle on his william wisp era
in light of slimecicle trending on twtter
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“So I’m just supposed to step aside and let that abusive fucking cunt fucking hurt you all over again—”
STOP, Jamie tried to scream. Jamie tried to scream, but nothing came out. It was like his throat had closed up on him, and not only did his windpipe no longer seem to be working but the word was choking him. It was cutting off all his air, sudden and alarming like a slit to the throat, and Jamie couldn’t fucking breathe, and Roy was still yelling somewhere, anywhere, but it was all a buzz in his head now, impossible to understand the sentences. Abusive. A b u s i v e. And it was like that time he’d said traumatizing except not at all, and. And it wasn’t. It hadn’t been like that.
The shape of it felt all wrong, and Jamie was choking on it
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“It wasn’t abuse,” he rasped out. And his voice was barely there, barely a voice at all. It came out so softly he couldn’t be sure that they’d heard him.
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Gem fusion au with a cryptid batman AND supernatural prince of Gotham Bruce Wayne.
In the eleventh hour the city is saved by the world famous demon creature finding the mysteriously missing prince and, in an act of true sacrifice and love for the rotten city, Bruce Wayne miraculously performs a perfect fusion with the monster, the glittering jewellery of status now adorning sweeping wings and fitting perfectly to the symbol in its chest, a diamond and pearl crown floating between two enormous pointed ears.
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Tagged for heads up seven up by @borisyvain (who you should all follow for his 18th century OC shenanigans). Thank you!
Technically 7 Lines (okay, 7 paragraphs) from the last Irish Problems chapter I edited. The Sicilian twins, Paddy and Charlie are gearing up to get their kidnapped friends back and Paddy has to justify his dislike of firearms.
“Good.” Higgins got out of his suit jacket, Lorenzo only heard static and Marco turned to O’Neill. “How big of a gun are you comfortable handling, Signor O’Neill?”
“Give me a semiautomatic pistol like Charlie, and I’ll be sound.”
“Never handled a rifle or a machine gun?” Marco asked.
My god, what wuzzes. If Michele only knew what he had left them to work with. A surprise that these Irishmen were still alive and confident enough to do business with them.
“I have,” O’Neill replied. “But for my and your safety, a pistol will do.”
“A big man like you could handle a bigger gun, though, so maybe –” Marco began.
“Listen,” O’Neill interrupted him. “When I was your age, I spent my days, day in and day out, surrounded by rifles and machine guns. Always aware I could end up the wrong end of it, doesn’t matter if the wanker who carried them wore a uniform or not. I’ve had a machine gun in my hand, I’ve used shotguns. I’ve handled a rifle and I’ve handled it well enough. I don’t like being on the right end of these things either. Give me a pistol like Charlie.”
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Things are so bad at work right now that I'm getting nostalgic for the bad days three years ago when at least my boss who was incompetent was forced to listen to me and wasn't allowed to go behind my back and reverse all of my changes.
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I have finally acquired the Pact Ring, and I have to say... it really sucks that like half or more of the “explicitly romantic” options... still aren’t very romantic. Like some of them are great! Seadall and Pandreo have WONDERFUL “S” ranks, and Goldmary’s is plenty romantic even if I don’t personally care for her. But then there are others like Diamant where the dialogue tries SO HARD to dial down the romance despite the event being proposal-coded to hell and back. And he’s far from the only example, IMO, even if he’s perhaps the most notable and/or jarring.
In general I think this game restricted the romance options too much (Alear is supposedly 17. Why are OTHER 17 year-olds “too young”?) but they could have at least let all the romantic options ACTUALLY BE romantic. Is it really too much to ask for actual love confessions?
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