Also ngl I kinda love the concept of Debling courting Penelope and Colin getting jealous because of it, not because I ship it (he’s barely a character) or because I’m part of the crowd that wants to see Colin ~suffer (though I’m not opposed to seeing him dramatically yearn), but because the reason Penelope specifically is going after this vegan man is so fascinating to me. Like, she obviously doesn’t love him. But she will marry him to protect LW… she’ll marry him to please Portia, that’s so funny.
Girl’s so desperate to escape her awful family life while at the same time keeping her secret, but she also wants her mother’s approval. And she’s so caught up in that toxic mindset that she completely misses the guy she’s been in love with since childhood making heart eyes at her from across the ballroom.
Pen only has her parents’ terrible marriage as a frame of reference, so she probably thinks it’s a bonus if her future husband is much older than her because that could make her a young widow. He’ll leave the country for the majority of the year to fuck off to Antarctica? Oh to be left alone by your own life partner!!!
Meanwhile Portia is enthusiastically nodding behind Penelope like yes, perhaps he’ll die at sea, and neither of them think there’s anything wrong with this outlook in life.
Hilarious.
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The Eddie having an orgasm at his naïveté being stripped away (the pink) is truly a thing of beauty - costume and writers I salute you 🫡🫡🫡
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we're all here making fun of juliette for being down so hard, but can we talk about miss calliope burns tho?????
homegirl really got so attracted to cute nerd that she couldn't stop staring from afar and figured out the girl is a vampire bc of it
both cal and jules are total simps, it's just that cal is the grumpy one and jules is the sunshine one
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Biggest tragedy of seeing a musical that doesn't have the original cast is afterward when you listen to the original cast recording and it is....not as good as the cast that you saw :(
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Are y’all thinking what I’m thinking…
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I love cunning and ruthless female characters more than I can possibly express in words.
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It's youth and inexperience that causes humiliation, eh?
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asos ending is crazy it’s just iconic scene after iconic scene all one after another like the tysha reveal and tywin dying, sansa building winterfell in the snow and “only cat”, arya leaving sandor to die and getting on the ship to braavos, jaime giving brienne oathkeeper, LADY STONEHEART, and then there’s sam, pyp, grenn, and edd rigging the votes while jon snow is having his 12th identity crisis breakdown of the week outside. just nonstop bangers interspersed with a couple of teenagers stuffing the ballot box for their nepo baby bestie.
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yes, it's been 2 years. but tell me the name of god, you fungal piece of shit now has fresh, beautiful cover art by the fantastic @artofalassa, so you all get to cry about it with me 😭 I asked for it to spin off of another Annihilation movie poster, and got so much more.
(thank you again so much!)
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What would it be like to die here? What do you want to be when you rot? I want flowers seeping out of my jaw, snaking around my bones. I want something to grow out of me.
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original poster by Erik Whalen
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