#cool bowl

[cherrytomato-shutdown]

My two personalities colliding.

E is for emotional, ruins everybody's day

M is for miserable people

O is for on the dark side

'cause we have some fresh cookies.

COOKIES! AH!

#mine #personal #video #the emo song #is stuck in my brain #homemade cappuccino #cappuccino #cute mug #skeleton #skeleton bowl #cool bowl #cookies #it's the small things #looking for small stuff that makes me smile #food

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bonus comic #The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose #and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself. #though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad. #Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen. #crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all). #Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found. #He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions. #This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone. #lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock. #he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings. #Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there. #Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies. #Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.

[chaoskreeves]

I can't believe oceangate doesn't know that you can go to a titanic museum for CHEAPER than a graveyard tour right? Like a museum built in the shape of the titantic with lots of recreated items and portions of the ship right?

#titanic #dude. #like cmon!!! #they recreated the first class second class and third class rooms!!! #they have a bowl full of water which is the EXACT temperature of how cold the water was when the titanic went down #they just have so much cool stuff and they assign you an ACTUAL PERSON WHO WAS ON THE TITANIC on your ticket inside #and then at the end of the tour you can see if they survived their backstory and what they did after the ship sunk #lee rants #oceangate

[th3idi0tsquad]

uh oh! Double Trouble!!

#me was just thinkin like…what if my oc was inhabited lol #slenderverse #everymanhybrid #everymanhyrid oc #everymanhybrid fanart #habit everymanhybrid #habit emh #emh habit #everymanhybrid habit #like it would be cool right? im not crazy right? #just food or thought lol #they share a braincell #they share a bowl of reese’s puffs in the morning #pizza for dinner #IDK MAN IM JUST THROWING IDEAS RN

[0vergrowngraveyard]

does it count as sonic appreciation if its my cringe emo son?

#put a gas mask on boy youre gonna get diseased #he thinks he looks so cool but in reality he looks like he works at a bowling alley #sonic appreciation friday #sonic the hedgehog #villain au #art

[psikonauti]

Leopard slug

#It's eating cat food that probably fell out of the bowl of the cats I'm feeding #It's at the parking of the apartment building I'm living in and there are A LOT of slugs and snails #Which is kinda weird bc the buildings next to us don't seem to have them at all and there is an abundance of them here #This one was really big #I hadn't seen such a big slug before and it looked really cool!! #mine

[cowb0ygenius]

the character in the cool about it snippet boygenius posted on instagram looks like julien on the hollywood bowl poster

#julien baker #boygenius #phoebe bridgers #lucy dacus #cool about it #the record #hollywood bowl #thoughts #social media

[jaubaius]

This is freaking sick!

source

#effects #filming #fish bowl #fisheye lens #lens #cool

[toasts-httyd-hyperfixation]

So i made this lil transparent worm-on-a-string Hiccup a while back

Im leaving him here for yall to watch while i go do a Thing

Im sure when i get back he wont be in any precarious situations, or unsavory circumstances, or anything of that ilk

Anyways

Have fun

Ill be back

#httyd books #httyd #book hiccup #how to train your dragon #how to train your dragon books #to be explicitly clear about this post: i am uploading this guy with the idea that someone may copy/paste him into various situations #like historical photos/bowls of soup/over an active volcano whatever #thats why he's transparent so you dont have to photoshop or whatever if ya wanna do it #i also dont expect anyone other than like my friends to do this #because Social Anxiety is a thing and interacting with strangers is Uncomfortable so like not everyone's gonna wanna do it #and thats cool if you just wanna reblog the boy cause you like him without edits or anything #but also anyone can slap this guy into a photo or whatever i dont care #i just wanna see my guy in situations lol #i feel like i had more to say but idk so #im aware this is a long explanation for this but #i like explaining to be clear #recently had a test that had very little instructions and i didnt know what to do so #im also probably just in an extra explaining mood cause of that lol

[milogreer]

is it any wonder damien fell in love with hux when during their first meeting at the bowling alley huxley said "maybe you're my new good luck charm." if a man said that to me i'd drop dead i think

#damien having to immediately leave the area to go cool off is sooo real #bowling with the bois my beloved..... #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted damien #redacted huxley #sweetheart.txt #damien #huxley

[charmac]

#iasip #the gang goes bowling #these were cool so #i want them on my blog #if sunnyfxx used their tumblr they could have done this #would have been good promo #but alas #anyway #cool gifs #also theyre out of bowling order yes #bc i liked the way this looked better #oc

[modmad]

Does RGB know how to cook?? (Poorly or quite well?) Asking for fanart purposes-

rule of funny and rule of cool. can he accidentally push a bowl of food off the counter and catch it on the side of his foot? absolutely. Can he do a forwards roll whilst holding two trays of food and not spill anything? you betcha. Can he burn a salad? BOY CAN HE.

#p.s. the bowl thing is something i did AND NOBODY WAS IN THE ROOM #THE ONE COOL THING I DO IN MY LIFE. NO WITNESSES. #sad :C

[tinnchan]

Laws of Attraction (2023) - Episode 4 Or how to endear your local evil lawyer

#laws of attraction #laws of attraction the series #tinnchan #tinncharn #jam rachata #film thanapat #jamfilm #user111 #mjtag #tonanons #lgbtedits #thai bl #nads gifs #that was a pain to colour but i had to #favourite scene from the episode #chan being touched by this man cooling a bowl of noodle his grandma made for him #can you imagine

[serialbxwl]

BANG! happy 61st birthday to jason newsted 🤭

#metallica #jason newsted #art #fanart #digital art #bowl art #this is lowkey rushed but i had sm fun drawing this tbh #i love lighting that casts strong shadows it saves me time and energy AND looks cool #two birds w one stone hehehajxjhs #birthday #happy birthday #birthday art

[toppersbitch]

if ur still taking reqs can u do vanilla sex with a vocal joe

Forever // Joe Burrow x Reader

18+ Minors DNI

Summary: Joe returns home from an away game and he is in such a loving mood!

Word Count: 750

Warnings: soft dom Joe, very vanilla smut, PRAISE!!!!!!, smitten Joe, major aftercare, unedited work

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Waiting for Joe to return home from an away game was like waiting for a million suns to set; it was torture. You sat in a chair by the front door. His plane had landed, and he had gotten an Uber home. Any minute now, he’d be walking through that door. You teetered back and forth on the chair excitedly.

"I'm sorry," he couldn't finish before you leaped into his arms and wrapped yourself around him. You planted kisses all over his face.

"God, I fucking missed you," you hugged him again, pressing your face against his chest and inhaling deeply.

"So what’re you saying, you didn’t miss me at all?" You admired his pearly whites as he chuckled at his own words.

"Oh, shut up," you said as you drew his face in for a kiss on the lips.

"Oh, do that again," he said. You pulled him in for another kiss, "one more."

"If I do any more, I’m not stopping," you said, kissing the side of his mouth through your words.

"Who says I want you to stop?" He held on tight, beginning to walk to the bedroom, his hands grabbing your ass. He deepened the kiss, his tongue twirling around and against yours. He set you gently onto the bed, his hands roaming your body.

He removed your shirt, taking a step back and admiring you.

"God, you are just so beautiful," he exclaimed, shaking his head in disbelief. He moved forward, his hands running down your arms. You were speechless when he lifted his shirt and you looked over his body. He approached you, laying you back softly, and goosebumps ran over your body from the skin-to-skin contact.

His hand pushed down your shorts, running a finger along your panty line.

"Is this okay?" He looked into your eyes, and you nodded. He ran his fingers over your clit, the material of your pants adding another layer of friction. You pushed your hips up into his body, a small groan escaping his mouth.

Fighting your need for pleasure, you reached down, palming him through his pants. He was already hard; his pants were pulling with the tension.

He stood up, removing his pants and your underwear.

"Are you wet enough for me, baby?" he asked, already knowing the answer. He hovered over you, his hair falling out of place on his forehead. You reached up, laying your hand on his cheek, and nodded.

He pushed into you, moving slowly, savoring every moment. You grabbed his bicep with your other hand, squeezing tightly. He thrust once more, and your eyes closed in delight.

"Come on, baby, open your eyes for me." His words of encouragement made you wild. You opened them, fighting the urge to squeeze them closed. Joe was staring at your face, watching your expressions.

"Good girl," he leaned down, kissing your lips and thrusting once more.

"Faster, please, Joe," you whined into his mouth through the kiss. He thrust again, his hand moving to press on your stomach. He thrust faster, his movements making you tense around him.

"I love you so much," he groaned, his teeth clenched, "you’re my pretty girl."

He thrust deeper, his hand on your stomach, pressing with each thrust. This was driving you wild.

"Fuck Joe," you whined, writhing underneath him, "please go faster."

He listened, picking up the pace. You could feel your body tensing even more as you got closer. You pulled him down for a kiss, hoping to prolong your pleasure. He adjusted, his strokes now hitting your g-spot, and you couldn’t last any longer. You gripped his body tighter, closing your eyes.

"Go ahead, cum for me, darling," you said as you felt your stomach fill with static, shooting out of you. Joe pulled out, his cum spilling it into your stomach. His eyes were closed, and he leaned back in pleasure. His moans filled the air.

You both came back down to earth, letting your gripping hands leave each other.

"Oh, let me get you a towel," he said as he dashed off to the restroom, returning and wiping your stomach.

He laid down on the bed, pulling you under the covers. He pulled you in tight, his strong arms making you feel safe.

"God, I hate leaving you," he was speaking softly into your ear, "it’s the worst thing in the world."

His fingers traced letters onto your arms; you consistently felt figure 8s.

"I wish we could stay like this forever," you said as you cuddled into his body, laying a kiss on his chest.

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I feel like Joe would be giving the most praise during sex. I just know he’d treat you right.

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#joe cool #joe shiesty #joseph lee burrow #jock #Joe #burrow #9 #joe burrow makes me weak in the knees #Joe burrow 9 #nfl #football #super bowl #joe burrow fluff #joe burrow fic #joe burrow imagine #joe burrow smut #jow burrow is lovely #toppersbitch #joe burrow #bengals vs chiefs #bengals #Cincinnati #Cincinnati bengals #ohio state university #lsu

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

cagnolino

#dunmeshi #really cool art i thought up #marcille donato #laios touden #I MEAN KINDA. HES THE DOG SO #dunmeshi spoilers #does it count as a spoiler? the ep hasnt been out for long enough so im tagging it #btw cagnolino means doggy in italian 👍 #IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EP FOR SO LOOOOOOONGGGGGGGG I LOVED IT #IM GOING CRAZY................ #I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MARCILLE I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU A BOWL OF SOUP