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empressofmankind · 4 months

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Lemme, lemme help you with that *pulls out napkin* 😘

Tumblr stole my 2023 send off, so here's a hello 2024. The gold and texture has me.

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dankmemeuniversity · 7 years

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#crocodile #crocaine #lmao #wtf #coke #cocaine #drugs #lines #rails #meme #dank meme #memes #dank memes #dmu #dankmemeuniversity #dank meme university #snorting coke #drug meme #snorting

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riotbug · 7 years

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@Regrann from @barryisaknitter - We did it! 100 hats in a day. My elbows are killing me after that :p . . . . #crochet #crochetersofinstagram #crocaine #knitcrocheteatcake #guyswhocrochet #guyswhoknit #knittingclub - #regrann (at Lovecrumbs)

#regrann #crochet #crocaine #knitcrocheteatcake #knittingclub #guyswhoknit #guyswhocrochet #crochetersofinstagram

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edwardalbee · 3 years

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crocaine. And drinking with your friends

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juwie-ki-baatein · 7 years

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Yesterday at work, I had one of my students tell me about his dad. He then said, “My dad really likes crocaine.” And I had to try not to laugh, because it threw me off so much, but then I got really worried for a sec that his dad might have cocaine at home or something! So I asked him, “Oh, you mean the game?” And my student said, “Yeah! He likes to play crocaine!” I just said, “Oh, do you like croquet, too?” And thankfully didn’t have to get into explaining that it most definitely is not crocaine. 😂

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#juwie ki baatein #work stories #lblp #lindamood bell #learning processes center #personal #mine #cute kids #cocaine #croquet #smh #my writing

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duallygirl178 · 4 years

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STORY OF A VAMPIRE GOD by duallygirl178

"Crocaine is produced by vampires, Hookahs are manifacturered by the vampire gods in the underworld. It was an evil, evil thing" It was a glorius holy day and Albamarr was busy gathering fruit when he spotted an animal that wasn't what for him to gather because he wasn't one of the hunters. So he caught it anyway without consiquences. He cut off the windpipe of the animal which was half deer and half moose. He dragged it to the Alpha to show him what he caught. The Alpha was furious and upset with Albamarr that he ordered the hunters and guardians to punish him for that he had sinned and disobeyed order. He was locked away in a cage with in heavy chains and tied up with golden locks. The gods, goddesses and hunters removed his tusks and beat him until he was restless. After they all beat him and punished him, they left him there chained up with parking boots on his front tires and chains tightening his body until they cut him in parts. Overnight, Albamarr grew malevolent and felt power forming from inside him. His heart was no longer kind. He grew abnormal parts. Acid blood, an inner mouth that snapped at anything using acid blood and drool. He strained to get free as he snapped at the air recklessly. The chains started to melt and the parking boots hissed into melting along with the chains. His eyes glowed a lime green color around the red blodshot iris. In no time, he was free. He wanted revenge against the Alpha Ruthamarian for punishing him. He snapped at the cage he was in and melted the iron and metal to get the Alpha. Hatred, injustice, and unearthly like power filled him with good feeling he never felt before. He encountered the Alpha an he was about to attack, until the Alpha took him on with force, calling for the gods to cast him out with one mighty screech. Cautiously, the gods watched his every move and grabbed him as Albamarr fought with force and with wild behavior. He snapped at them and missed. The gods have thrown him out before Albamarr could fight back. He quickly grew horns, two extra spoilers and arms that could convert to wings when he wanted. He hissed and snapped at the air with his inner mouth. He developed other additions such as spewing out fire, ice, tar, lightning bolts, and lava along with the power to ghost through anything and appear out of mirrors magically without any sign. His first victim he hunted down was a little girl who was wandering in the feild. He crouched down low and stalked up to her. He had a craving for blood. When he was close enough, he jumped out at her and chased her. Albamarr sped up faster and faster until he was able to pounce. He wrapped his octopus arms around her so she wouldn't escape. His drool dripped out of his mouth and landed on her windsheild as she screamed for help. Albamarr then bit into his prey and snapped away at parts of the little girl before disappearing into the malevolent world. Albamarr overthrew half the army of vampires and they soon realized, he was more mighty than they were. So they made him the god of vampires and served him well with car and truck sacrifices that they kidnapped, pouring out all the blood into a bowl for him to slurp up. He had the ability to raise the dead and show them what else he can do by raising the defeated vampires he had defeated and they bowed to him along with the rest of the other vampires. One day while Albamarr was out hunting some hikers, he was ambushed by a god from the Ruthamarian world. It was Garando, the god of security. Albamarr was fighting for his life as he tried to defeat his competitor. He snapped at him and was able to get a hold of the left side of the spoiler melting off a tiny corner of it. Garando struck Albamarr in the windsheild and took out his right eye into a white eye. Albamarr was in so much pain that he shrieked so loud echoing the woods until it defeaned the trees. As Albamarr was going to strike again with his arms, but Garando moved, dodging the strike and he scratched Albamarr on the eye lid and the upper mouth of his lip as Albamarr tried to snap of the god's headlight out. Albamarr was about to spew lava at Garando, he disappeared before he could make the kill. Albamarr smelled for him inthe air, but didn't find him. Albamarr growled and went back to the vampire world. The citizens all saw Albamarr was distressed so they offered one of them to suck the blood out of them. He. The One that never found love was to be given up as food. This calmed Albamarr down as he sucked the organs out of him. He began to prout a flexable eye on above his stripes so he could look behind him. Albamarr was pleased to have a helpful eye that could flex to see what's behind him. It stood awake when he slept and it was always active. It also gave him the ability to heal himself faster but his condition of salvitation remained permenint. The colony of vampires all celebrated by building temples on their cities. While Albamarr was watching the construction, he used his new active eye to finish the structures very quickly and made them industructable. The eye added more power than ever! Albamarr grinned wickedly, proud to have a new world and new empire rule over the vampire colony. Albamarr went out to discover what else his new eye had yet to show. He closed his eyes and knocked over a few trees that were in his way. He caused them to crash in front of him from their roots. "Weak rooting." He said in his very deep voice as he opened his eyes to see. Albamarr flew to The Ruthamarian world. His entrance caused some trees to fall over, almost damaging some dwellings in them. The gods, goddesses, and everyone scurried to safety to get out of the way. When they saw who it was that caused the racket, they all gasped to see him flying above the sky in the valley of the gods and goddesses. Albamarr swooped down and landed in front of the Alpha who was prepared to defend. "You were banished!" the Alpha said. "And I came to get my revenge, Old Fool. You beat me until I was weak in chains." Albamarr said. "You've changed badly vampire. You sinned for it was not your duty to bring me a dead animal that wasn't your chore." Alpha said. Albamarr chuckled wickedly and snapped his inner jaw at the Alpha's face to make him flinch. "Get out of here, demon." Alpha said. "I came here for revenge. Now, Send out your best god to beat me. If I win, I overthrow this universe and get rid of the gods and goddesses and I get to lock you away until you rot." Albamarr threatened. "You will not over throw me. You will not lock away my presence to lead, and you will not get rid of my gods and goddesses. They are here for a reason. But your preposal is acceptable." Alpha said. With one mighty scream, the Alpha called out one of his best god to fight Albamarr. Rafario came flying down to accept the challenge. "You place your face in the wrong neighborhood nearly killing several of us for the last time." Rafario said. "I'm an open book!" Albamarr shouted. "Come on, fight me." The colony of Ruthamarians gathered around to see the fight. The Alpha watched with a scowl. Rafario and the vampire god first took their fight in the air. They faught like hawks and Rafario clawed Albamarr in the headlight, almost shattering it. Albamarr snapped at Rafario with his inner mouth and he tried to reach out his arms to grab Rafario, but missed. "COME ONNNNNNN!!! STRIKE MEEEEE!!" Albamarr screamed with fire in his eyes. Rafario had to avoid the acid blood spewing out and the poisonous drool dripping down from Albamarr's mouth. Albamarr spewed out ice and froze one of Rafario's arms, but Rafario broke free of the ice. "IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? YOU MAY HAVE UNLIMITED POWER, BUT YOU CAN NEVER WIN!!" Rafario roared. "COME ONNNN!! KILL MEEEEE! I AM AN OPEN BOOK!" Albamarr roared back. He spewed acid in a circle at Rafario, nearly melting his eye. Albamarr whipped out his arm and wrapped Rafario and they fell to the ground wrestling in the bushes. Albamarr snapped his inner jaws at Rafario to bite him, but kept missing. "Eye mean to do this." Albamarr said as he activated his flexing eye at Rafario. Before the eye could demolish Rafario, he took one of his arms, and scratched Albamarr across the lip, making him let go. He scratched Albamarr behind the front shoulder making a zig zag mark. Rafario then landed, and flipped Albamarr over as he went rolling and he knocked over a dying tree. Rafario watched and waited for Albamarr to come at him. "Is that all you got, Rafario? You meant worlds to me once, but now, look at you! You're dead!" Albamarr chuckled as he spat a drip of his poisonous drool at Rafario's lip. "You're just another dead god rotting in the dirt with worms in your face. A dead god in my graveyard," "You shall be defeated one day, but not today." Rafario said as his lip swelled up. Rafario grabbed Albamarr and threw him against a medium rock where it shattered into pebbles. Rafario grabbed Albamarr by the goat horns and threw him over his shoulder. Albamarr bowled over some thorns that pierced through him. Albamarr giggled wickedly. "You think some thorns from the thorn bushes can stop me? You're missing out on what they can do once they're absorbed." Albamarr said as he drove out of the thorn bushes. The thorns hissed into his skin and tires as the acid mixed them with his DNA. Albamarr grew sharper spikes out of his claw tips. He threw them at Rafario. several missed Rafario, but one hit Rafario in the tire, giving him a flat. Rafario leaped towards Albamarr, tumbled into the thron bush, wrapped his arms around Albamarr's horns and chummed his face into the rocks and thorns until they rolled out and into the bone deposits, The pit was as dusty as a gold mine.Albamarr bled his acid blood dripping from his face. "Let's end this, Fairy princess. I still got plenty of energy to spare." Albamarr said. But Rafario was invisible. He soared passed Albamarr and left him there to face the some of the god of the bones; Lubark, a 2016 Mach 1 concept's one of the bone worms. Albamarr growled as it circled him. "You wanna eat me? Go ahead. I'm fresh!" Albamarr said. The bone worm hissed and came towrads Albamarr and swallowed him whole. But it was a bad idea. The bone worm felt gurgling inside as Albamarr spewed acid on the organs and snapped at the walls of the tissues inside. The worm thrashed its head to side to side in misery. Albamarr then made the worm throb its body up as it flopped back down on its back. Albamarr chest busted out of the worm's stomach and climbed out as he dripped acid blood, saliva, mucus, and worm guts. The acid ate away the hole as Albamarr climbed out and shook off spaying off acid and mucus and saliva all over the place. "Tell your buddies, not to mess with me. I'm dangerous." Albamarr said. He climbed out of the deposit with all he could use and flew out of Ruthamarian universe. Rafario was being tended to by the doctor god. Albamarr had lost the fight but he would wait another day to attack. Albamarr was headed home to his vampire world when he spotted three cars already knocked unconcious in the night. Albamarr encountered them, sniffed them, and looked into their bodies. They were only crack crocaine stoners that all inhaled too much crack from a hookah still ready to use. Albamarr picked up the hookah and tried it. The effects soothed his sores. It made his eyes glow like flashlights. "That's good." Albamarr smiled liking the smoke already. Albamarr's stomach growled. He was hungry and ready to eat. The stoners all laid there passed out. "Dude, that was gross." one of them said while he was still out. Albamarr dragged out one of the stoners, striked at his face, removing his eyes as the acid melted away the skin. The blood still tasted good and sweet like eating honey buffalo wings. Albamarr sliced through the car's chassis, and sucked all the blood and organs out before getting to the others. The victims all felt no pain as he devoured them as he removed their blood. When Albamarr was full, he took the hookah and the supply of crack crocaine and flew on home. He introduced the hookah to the colony so they can see if they manufacture a supply just like it. "Produce a thousand of these just like these. Farm and harvest me crocaine. At once." Albamarr ordered his colony of vampires. They bowed and took the hookah to make a thousand of them like it. While the others constructed crocaine into farms. When the process was being made, the servants returned the original hookah to Albamarr for him satisfy himself on. "The process is being made and going well in the factory structures, godly Albamarr. We've got four hundred made so far." he said. "Good." Albamarr said. "The crocaine supply is going well. Growing faster than we imagined." he said. "Brilliant. Leave me in peace now." Albamarr said. The servants all leave to check on the processes while Albamarr healed himself of his wounds on the crocaine. Albamarr closed his eyes as the pain disappeared from his wounds from his fight with Rafario. The scratches soon began to turn into scars tattooed to his body. He looked even more scary and more powerful than before. Albamarr's third eye kept watch. It would blink and turn from one side to the other side. It would then look behind Albamarr, scan all around and then go back to the front position for a little bit. Albamarr opened his eyes and saw there were three servants telling him that they reached a thousand hookahs that were being spread throughout the colony. "Well done. And the crocaine supply?" Albamarr asked. "Harvested." the servant said. "Good." Albamarr said. Albamarr continued to make his hunts easy with his abilities to make a kill from coming out of the mirror to ghosting through the door instantly to remove his victim's eyes and take all the blood out without the victim having to feel any pain. He still hunted lives that he watched from high above and nothing could stop him. THE END

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kidsviral-blog · 6 years

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15 Facts About Ticks That'll Convince You To Stay Inside This Summer

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15 Facts About Ticks That'll Convince You To Stay Inside This Summer

When it comes to summer’s little dangers, few are nastier than ticks.

These horrible little buggers are unpleasant to look at and they spread things like Lyme disease, which is the worst. If you think ticks are no big deal, then allow me to present you with 15 photos that might just change your mind.

1. Apparently, ticks can also get ticks.

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This is the worst of both worlds.

2. Ticks are technically arachnids.

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That means they are like spider and scorpions, two other terrifying creatures.

3. There are approximately 850 tick species.

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(It looks like most of them were pulled off of one dog after a 2 hour hike.)

4. Ticks can transmit some pretty terrible diseases such as Lyme disease, Ehrlichia, and Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever.

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5. You or your pets can contract multiple diseases from ONE tick bite.

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6. Never remove a tick with your fingers. You may separate the body from the head, leaving it embedded in the skin.

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7. Ticks don’t fly or jump, they crawl. So if you find one in your hair, it most likely got onto your body somewhere lower and crawled ALL THE WAY UP.

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Although they could fall on you if you brush by their hiding spot in tall grass. This is a cup full of ticks that were pulled off of a stray dog after it was brought into an emergency clinic.

8. You can actually buy clothing with permethrin tick repellent built into it.

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9. Ticks can even be active in the winter (e.g., you’re never safe).

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10. Ticks can embed themselves almost anywhere.

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Yes, even in eyes (or other…sensitive…areas).

11. If your pet is acting strangely after being outside, you should take him or her to the vet.

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Odd behavior such as seizures, a stiff uncoordinated gait, labored breathing, or lethargy can be the warning signs of a tick-borne illness.

12. Remember, if you squish a tick that was engorged with blood, there will be some consequences.

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13. Lyme disease is the most commonly reported vectorborne illness in the United States.

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The aftermath of a tick bite that led to Lyme disease isn’t nice to look at, either.

14. All tick species come in various sizes.

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Ticks also have four stages of life: egg, larva (infant), nymph (immature), and adult (mature).

15. Remember: tick bites and diseases spread by ticks are both preventable.

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Do yourself a favor and check your body for ticks when you go inside. Summer will be here before you know it, which means that these things will be out in full force.

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This is why I never regret my choice to stay inside during the summer. Nature is all fine and dandy until you meet a nice little tick that gives you Lyme disease. I think I’ll just stay here on the couch, where it’s safe.

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/tick-pics/

#bugs #disgusting #gross #gross-out #horrible #lyme-disease #michael-cahill #nope #science #summer #tick-season #ticks

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empressofmankind · 4 months

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I know I promised to colour him, but the ink work came out so tight? I had to share. I tend to hate the inking stage of my art.

#sir crocodile #one piece crocodile #crocodile one piece #crocodile #🐊#one piece #traditional artist #one piece fanart #op fanart #crocaine #crocodile fanart #traditional art #ink drawing #buggy thoughts #imperial art farts #one piece art #cross guild #cross guild fanart

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ect0boy · 9 years

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I'm gonna do it I'm gonna fill out the thing for Crocaine First impression: Weird, really big eyes The truth: Weirder, makes really odd jokes that tbh I don't understand half the time but they like so I laugh How old do you look: Idfk umm 14/15 I guess Have you ever made me laugh: Not gonna lie I pissed myself a little sometimes Have you ever made me mad: More hurt than made imo I can't remember being mad without also being really hurt and trying to pass it as mostly anger Best feature: Extremely accepting + supportive + trustworthy (p sure they were the only trustworthy friend I had ages 7-12) Have I ever had a crush on you: Uh? You're my: Best friend / the person I clung to hardest aaaalll through childhood Name in my phone: Platonic Bae (if I had a phone aha) Should you post this too: no

#Crocaine #Jude????#Hannah

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empressofmankind · 5 months

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Who is this lousy tailor that keeps giving him these poorly sized clothes? I don't know her.

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empressofmankind · 2 months

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She's dead

I killed her

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