#crys yaps

[cyrusthemagician]

"Heheh I'm gonna put you into a meatgrinder"

AU'S BY @sm-baby and @hootbon GRHAHHHHH explodes

Please god have mercy drawing this felt like the rolling a ball uphill meme

Love them tho

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc fanart #tadc pomni #not my oc #pomni #tadc caine #tadc freakshow au #freakshow au #the amazing digital carnival #i love them #legit my fav aus #i will cry #i will shit #dont eat my art please ill die #but thank you #erm #tags #blah blah yap yap #pls dont flop

[sauriurius]

„I am a scorpio, he is a scorpio.“

„I dated a vegetarian once which was challenging.“

„I am not the most approachable human being.“

„If you want a salad with kidney beans, you go get some kidney beans.“

PLEASE never let this man stop talking, I have been cackling at this mans yapping for the last 24 hours

#tim minear you will have to pry lou ferrigno jr from my dead cold hands he needs to stay #that mans​ brain is the definition of adhd #this man really just be yapping #dating a vegetarian was a challenge I am CRYING #he is a scorpio I am a scorpio LOU??? #lou ferrigno jr listens to the question and then answers his own completely unrelated thoughts #911 abc #lou ferrigno jr #I love him #911 show #tommy kinard #kinkley #tevan #bi buck #bucktommy

[julijbee]

girlbossing too close to the sun.

#art #ive literally just been treating this game as a library simuator #i walk from bookseller to bookseller opening up all of their books #vivecs sermons are either a highlight or the point at which i stop reading #ive been trying to convince the ordinators that imitation is the highest form of flattery but it hasnt been working #let me wear your helmets please theyre so funny.. #posting morrowind in 2024 isnt a cry for help but youre not wrong to be concerned. #morrowind #almalexia #vivec #im going to explain the chitin armor give me a moment #so the bonewalker nerevar on the shrines is adorable and it was only after drawing it however many times that i realized #it looked relatively close to a modified chitin armor #and so i modified chitin armor a few times and this was probably the cutest result #i also know i drew almalexia relatively pristine and untouched by years and vivec not so much but my thought process was #vivecs role as if not a favorite then the most accessible divine or the most “hands on” in a manner of speaking #acting in ways visible to the general population or actions explicitly brought to their attention #like not that almalexia isnt doing anything she is #but the dissemination of information regarding that is very different etc etc etc #anyways to a certain extent a god is the face on a shrine or in art or upon a statue or carving #but vivecs presence is interwoven with the geography of vvardenfell especially and his actions and writings with pubished materials #and the arts and culture and customs etc etc etc #so to me the face of a god you know and feel a commonality with or a god that walks alongside you is a face you would recognize #and vivec is already otherworldly looking enough #the simple mark of the years on his skin in some way grounding him in reality felt more right #that and i think the ways in which he and almalexia care about outward appearance are slightly different- they prioritize different things #and the ways they present outward power and their embodiment of their respective attributes share some similarities as they both have that #important preoccupation with physical power and physical strength to a certain degree #oh my god nobody read this i am yapping so bad. #tes

[joe-spookyy]

who else has ever been personally victimized by season five episode sixteen of buffy the vampire slayer The Body. you know the one. the episode with no non-diegetic music. the episode with the major character death. the episode with the incredibly poorly timed title sequence. the episode that perfectly showcases how different people process grief and develops all its characters to the next level simply by showing us the both the big and little ways they react to this kind of pain. (yknow. buffy with the staying strong for everyone else and blaming herself. xander with the wall punching and quietness but still trying to make jokes. willow with the changing outfits and searching so hard for something she CAN control. anya with the trying so hard to comprehend something she went so long without having to understand. giles with the taking care of everything.) the episode thats one of only two buffy the vampire slayer episodes to be a featured article on wikipedia. the episode that might be the best done piece of television i’ve ever seen. the episode that had me nauseous cause i was crying that hard. you know the one.

#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy summers #buffy season 5 #holy shit i don’t even cry at media very much but that hurted #willow btvs #willow rosenberg #xander btvs #xander harris #anya btvs #anya jenkins #tara btvs #tara maclay #dawn btvs #dawn summers #joyce summers #buffy the vampire slayer spoilers #matty yaps

[incognito-duo]

Do you ever think about. About how Jeff looks at Miles and sees Aaron? A creative and mischevious boy in a unkind world? Do you think about how maybe Jeff sees Miles hide his sketchbook and come home with spray paint on his fingers, 30 minutes pass curfew, and he wants to scold him but just can't cus he sees the boy Aaron used to be before they grew distant? You think he saw that shift in Miles after Aaron's death, that heavy look in his son's eyes, the same way his brother had? A bit wary, a bit too anxious - you think he gets scared that Miles' eyes will soon turn cold like Aaron's? You think he saw Miles' eyes in Aaron's when he found him in the dark alleyway, you think when he held his cold body he saw the little boy he grew up with?

You think Aaron in Earth 42 sees Jefferson in Miles G? He sees that overtly serious young man his brother was in the way Miles has his back too straight, his smart mouth and sass resulting in funny comebacks and witty comments just like his brother used to do. You think he sees that same raw urge to help that Jeff had in his nephew's eyes? The sorta urge to help that'll get you killed? You think he sees Jefferson's mural and thinks about how Miles has the same forehead, the same eyes? Do you think he worries about the spark in Miles' eyes blowing out like Jeff's did? You think he sees Jeff as a lil boy again every time Miles comes back from a successful mission as the Prowler - so bright, like he's reaching too close to the sun?

You think Jeff thinks about his son and wants to tell Aaron, "He's so much like you. I don't want that." You think Aaron wants to tell Jeff the same about his nephew? You think deep down they want that more than anything? You think they see the other when they look in the mirror, when they look at Miles? You think they're hoping that Miles could be better than either of them, that he'll be just fine?

I do.

#i do so much omg #y'all don't get it they're brothers #I'm yapping so much but I genuinely think so much about them #They're BROTHERS #SOB #if they don't reflect on Aaron or Jeff in BTSV I'll cry #CRY I TELL YOU- #atsv #itsv #miles morales atsv #atsv miles morales #miles morales #miles g morales #42 miles morales #1610 miles morales #aaron davis #jefferson davis #atsv aaron davis #atsv aaron #atsv jefferson davis #atsv jeff #headcanon #uncle aaron #42 aaron davis #bigsischats #bigsisyaps #atsv headcanons #itsv headcanons #miles morales fic

[vampiriccreature]

Dmc 3 Dantes design is AMAZING in a storytelling aspect but does NOT work outside of dmc3 AND I’M SICK OF SEEING IT USED IN CROSSOVER MEDIAS !!!!!!

Long ass yap under cut

Dante has always been one for over the top outfits and designs. In the dmc1 novel one of the first sentences is talking about how Dante is flamboyant. At the end of dmc3 we see he has his dmc1 outfit on with all the layers and vest and everything. NOT shirtless.

At the start of dmc3 bro was getting out of the shower, like you hear the water and the shower faucet. You see the water droplets and steam coming off of Dante. And when he answers the phone he says the shop isn’t open yet. Dude was having a lazy day.

Dante did not have time to put on a shirt, he wasn’t planning on going out anywhere or doing anything, he was just eating pizza and chilling. I see SO MANY people (including cannon media like the dmc3 manga) just assume he regularly does not wear a shirt…. like he does! he just didn’t have time to put one on before Arkhams bitchass showed up with his demons.

Don’t even get me started on those pants…. light brown has never been a part of Dante’s color scheme so light brown pants definitely seem weird right? Also he had no belt despite clearly needing one.

Like look at this render, you can see how far his hip is from his pants. He probably just threw on some old pair without thinking about it. And with no belt too, every other version of Dante has at LEAST one belt. So seeing Dante in light brown pants, alone with no belt is definitely strange.

Yet it WORKS SO WELL for the overall design in 3. Reducing the amount of black in his color scheme to better focus on the red and establish him as a much lighter character compared to Vergil ties in perfectly with the dark reflection trope Vergil and Dante play into.

The most iconic thing about Dantes design has always been that red coat. No argument there. So taking away the rest of Dantes more extravagant parts of his design to better focus on the coat is perfect especially for dmc3. Another thing that ties back into the dark reflection trope of Dantes and Vergil is that cutting down on Dantes design makes Vergil and Dantes personalities reflect in their designs so much more. Vergil is very well kept, with a much more complicated outfit and slicked back hair. So Dante being the opposite of that with a lack of shirt, pants that don’t match, no belt, etc. (while still being flamboyant with that red coat) shows their differences in maturity.

You look at this guy and you KNOW he put so much time and effort into his look. He exudes elegance and effort. Meanwhile Dante’s just thrown on a coat and called it a day.

My point is. This design is great for the storytelling aspect of dmc3 as well as the symbolism and metaphors in dmc3. However, we know Dante doesn’t usually dress like this. He wears shirts. So I get personally annoyed when I see Dante portrayed as that one dude who never wears a shirt. I head cannon that around the shop when he has nothing planned he won’t wear a shirt (saves money on the water bill cuz less laundry) but if he plans to go out or have the shop open or whatever, he’s putting on the full fit. Shirt, belt, coat, and plenty of other accessories.

Also here’s the second paragraph from the dmc1 novel cuz I just love how he’s described not only as flamboyant but also adorned with a lot of jewelry:

#dmc #devil may cry #dmc3 #devil may cry 3 #dante #vergil #dmc dante #dmc vergil #dante dmc #dante sparda #vergil dmc #vergil sparda #character design #media analysis #dmc analysis #dmc1 #Vampy yap session

[lucentlovers]

my only wish is if i could be in that girls place ☹️

#he’s so fine #crying and rolling in my bed #jj maybank #zia yaps >< #rudy pankow #obx

[hiphopcherrrypop]

im probably like their #1 fan...... i luv how the pink hair boy looks like he's 2 seconds from crying

#THE NONDYSFUNCTION CHILDHOOD FRIENDS(?) !! #bucchigiri?! #bucchigiri #bucchigiri fanart #jabashiri #hagure #anything happens and hagure is like 'ARE U OKAY🥺?' #anything happens and one of jabashiri's arms is up blocking hagure #so silly how he was hiding from mahoro #hagure calls him ryu-chan what if i died #i think jabashiri should have a soft spot for one perosn and that one person is hagure #hagure tatsuto #jabashiri nagare #idk where their full names appeared from but those are whats on myanimelist and i will trust that as accurate #post ep 3 tag addition..... #WHAAAATTTT #HE WAS LIKE ALL SHY AND TIMID OR WTVR IN EP 2 #HOWD I GET HIM YAPPING AWAY CORRECTTT #he's like more mellowed out than when he's yapping but STILLLL THATS CRAZY #im so happy he's really silly i could cry i tell u

[thefirstlioveyou]

mike wheeler doesn’t have a song about being gay in a smalltown and running away as the first song on his playlist just for people to think he’s gonna run away to marry a woman in s5

#byler #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things #just yapping #crying 😭😭

[k2ntoss]

i've been watching a lot of old romcoms lately so i'd like to bring to you: jason is "10 things i hate about you" and dick is "she's all that"

#⭒ brain rot ⭒ #⭒ yapping mara ⭒ #oh man i love romcoms #i always cry when i watch them is just #fuck i need a man that loves me like that #jason todd #dick grayson #jason todd imagine #jason todd x reader #jason todd x you #jason todd blurb #jason todd x y/n #jason todd fluff #dick grayson x you #dick grayson imagine #dick grayson x reader #dick grayson fluff

[crystalflygeo]

Real talk if Zhongli was a teacher I'd either fail his class horribly (bc I wouldn't be able to concentrate) or be the absolute best student. There is no in between.

The question is, which one of these two options would get me bent over at his desk faster? >:3c

#asdxcfgvhjnkl still thinking on teacher zl sorry too hot #crys yaps #also who we kidding I've always been a teacher's pet but I am also incredibly shy and awkward #minors dni #pls I beg of you

[martitheevans]

I'm going insane, lol

#the yapper yaps #crying noises #crying. screaming. pissing. shitting. throwing up. #saw 2004 #saw franchise #saw movies #saw #sawposting #adam saw #saw adam #lawrence gordon #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight #chainshipping #posts that went crazy viral lowkey

[mrswint3rs]

save me.

#yapping 🎀 #v dmc5 #devil may cry #devil may cry 5

[car-goes-brrr]

Back on my yap because I’ve wanted to mention this for a while

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From the way I see it, Mundus must’ve been obsessed with the Sparda twins, especially Vergil.

Firstly we know that Mundus is kind of a mad-scientist type because of him constantly making demons (all of dmc1 demons were made by him). Most importantly, Nightmare, he literally took a bunch of demons, slapped them into one and realised he created a monstrosity that could even kill him. So that proves the whole Mad Scientist thing.

Then, because Vergil wasn’t concealing his identity, unlike Dante, Mundus literally stalked this young boy, collected data on him and how he fights and created a clone of him (Gilver) who he then sent to attack Dante. Knowing that Mundus stalked Vergil for who knows how long, he definitely caught onto Vergil wanting to reach Sparda’s level of power. He’s definitely seen what Vergils true intentions are (to never feel the pain and weakness he did the night Mundus killed his mother), and realised how weak mentally Vergil was in that state. Maybe he knew that Vergil was going to make his way to the Underworld one way or another.

This brings on my next point. The Proto-Angelo’s show that Mundus had probably wanted Vergil under his control but needed the perfect armour to do that. I think that maybe he ordered Machiavelli to do that, since we know he created the armours. Going along with the Mad Scientist and Mundus’ obsession with God-likeness, he was probably a perfectionist and needed the armour to be exactly perfect to keep Vergil trapped within.

Quick mention: I know that the 2005 DMC1 comics aren’t canon. But it really intrigued me how in those comics, Mundus “adopts” Nelo-Angelo. Going as far as to call him son. Ofc Mundus is a villain, very manipulative and deceptive. But it took me by surprise for him to not only brainwash Vergil, but to also use his admiration towards his father against him and make him think Mundus is his father. Once again, the comics aren’t canon but maybe this part could be.

Long story short: Mundus is an obsessive creep but super interesting as a villain (like what do you mean the world was covered in snow when he was born????) and I wish we got to see more of him

#devil may cry #devil may cry 5 #dmc #dante #dmc5 #vergil #vergil sparda #devil may cry 1 #mundus #yapping

[forget-me-ghost]

ROSIE I LOVE YOU!

I love Alastor and Rosie's friendship, they are so besties. Tbh I thought she would be more... Idk what I thought but I never would've predicted her to be such a darling.

SHE CALLED HIM AN ACE!

And Alastor's 'died in the 30s' "A what now?" response? Priceless!

As an ace myself, I am beyond HAPPY!

I'm loving all of their interactions, we need more of them!

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #asexual alastor #rosie hazbin hotel #I need more of them #if Viv doesn't give us Rosie next seasons I will cry #HE IS A CONFIRMED IN THE SHOW ASEXUAL #i will be yapping about it for the next YEARS

[vampiriccreature]

I think that Vergil has done even more horrible things that we don’t know about in his pursuit of power. Like what was he doing between the ages of 8-19? Atrocities beyond human comprehension is my best guest.

Vergil has shown time and time again to be so consumed with his fear and feeling of abandonment that he will push away anything that seems too “human” or “weak.” He pushed down his emotions and human half, only referring to himself as a demon. He pushed away Dante when he tried to save him at the end of 3, slicing his hand to make sure Dante couldn’t have a chance at grabbing Vergil and saving him. He ignored fear and survival instincts and fought Mundus despite having a full day of fighting and getting defeated by his brother already.

Vergil is not a smart character because he’s so irrational from his fear and greed. He wants power and he doesn’t want to be hurt. Yet it’s so self-destructive. His greed and desperate attempt to chase away his fear caused his downfall. So with this lack of rational thinking, who knows what he’s been driven to do in his past. He’s probably killed, hurt, and destroyed so much more then we know.

As we learned in 5 and Visiojs of V however, we know Vergil is really just a scared 8 year old boy who wants his mother to save him. He just wants to be protected and loved, a very human desire.

So when I think about the “what if” situation where Vergil knew he had a child, it makes me wonder what he’d really be like.

I don’t think he’d abandon Nero. He may push down his emotions and only focus on his pursuit of power but that all stems from his supposed abandonment as a child. So to do to his own kid what was done to him? Just doesn’t make sense. He may have periods where he’ll try to leave but he’ll always come back.

So driven by his own fear of what happened to him and recognizing that Nero is only 1/4th demon he would have Nero start training the MOMENT he could walk. He wouldn’t be a very emotional father, especially if it was just him. Maybe if raising Nero caused him to reconnect with Dante he would be forced to accept what happened to him and realize that Eva didn’t pick Dante over him. But even so, a lifetime of hatred, jealousy, and fear doesn’t just go away even if one discovers it was based in lies.

Vergil wouldn’t be a good father per-say, but if he knew he’d try his best in his own way. His own way being rigorous training and hard to communicate emotions but he’d try to make Nero feel protected.

#Dadgil #dmc #devil may cry #vergil #dmc headcannon #vergil dmc #dmc vergil #dmc analysis #media analysis #i hate those dudebros on reddit that claim that vergil hates nero or wouldnt be there to raise him even if he knew #its not just reddit dudebros actually #vampy yap session