#cuz I was like ‘haha.. me when I can be your angel OR your devil….’

[jrwiyuri]

I also rlly like how this game is so instantly racist. And it was entirely cuz I forgot that fantasy racism existed until it was too late

#stupid snake talk #a lot of the time I forget in like the lore of these things that teiflings are like oppressed 😭 #and so I made my chr a silly little teifling & then made them have holy bloodline w: my sorcerer class #cuz I was like ‘haha.. me when I can be your angel OR your devil….’ #and then I went into the game and got blatantly racist statements made me to me #and I was like ‘wait hold on are they doing this cuz I’m a teifling or are they just general haters and this is a funny coincidence?’ #ITS CUZ THEYRE FR HATERS #THATS SO FUNNY TO ME #IM BEING HATECRIMED BRO 😭😭

[stuffedsand]

T3 cover thoughts,,, and psuedo guesses

Haruka : considering both of his songs were from the android girl album I feel like he's gonna get a third. Of which the only other song I know the lyrics to is relationship scramble.

I think it could work ("right now I want instant love", could be the whole any attention is good, negative inclusive, so long as it's attention) (bro idk)

Yuno : honestly not a clue haha, tho I think Rabbit Hole would work (+it's a popular prediction for her, I haven't listened to it but it could be a good choice?)

Fuuta : .....he got Salamander this trial I don't know what they're gonna give him anymore....I don't even know what the deal is with mosaik role,,,,,

Maybe Chimera? I've only listened to it once but it has the Vibes tm. I think it fits? I'm not very good at lyrical analysis but it'd be fun idk

(or volt tackle haha)

Muu : Theory of Negativity because idk it vibes. Similar to otome dissection kinda idk

Alternatively, Cinderella just cuz it....vibes like her I don't have a better explanation sorry

Shidou : I reeeally want to say cosmic rendezvous,,,, but it doesnt fit with his other covers. I hope dearly for cosmic rendezvous but let be realistic haha

My prediction. Ghost Rule or 118. Ghost Rule would be fun !!!! 118 would be, to me, if someone died in t3, cuz the lyrics can be twisted abit. It'd be so fun. Also "no law to pardon my crime" and "ethics are a delusion, but I'm still guilty when the morning comes" vibe the same. Also his va can do it I believe in him

The cover would also SLAP cuz from what I can tell shidous covers have a more...frantic? Energy to them and that works for a lot of the GHOST album songs. Anyways Ghost Rule milgram cover?? Please??

Mahiru : I had more but I forgot so here's the ones I remembered

U (unlikely, it's a English song... But hey it'd be fun) / Poison Apple (I'd say poison apple works for kazui but... There are funnier picks for him so)

I think her voice fits for these songs idk they just...vibe. really well. I believe in her va

Most fitting from what Ive seen is Zombies or Psuedo-Hope Syndrome which would work vocally and thematically I think! Idk tho haha mahirus is really vibe based

Kazui : ok wishful thinking : Ghost Rule. Fits with the liar theme. But I already gave it to shidou and it doesn't fit his other two covers (sad melancholy) so he gets the song I initially chose for shidou! Cosmic Rendezvous. A win for old man yaoi truthers (JOKE)

No seriously. The lyrics could be read as non romantic, and it continues his cover theme of Regret. It'd be fun, thematically relevant, fir the other covers, AND it'd hurt me. Perfect. If he does get cosmic rendezvous I will cry

Alternatively; we the hostages (?) Idk this pick was also solely vibes. I really want cosmic rendezvous though but that's cuz I want someone to say fuck

Amane : Angel Hair. I don't have a particular reason? Also this would be more in line with Positive Parade which was the trial one song.... And she got animal which I never would've expected so? Who knows. This is a fun list for vibes. Oh I think then all her songs would be Mannequin songs too

Mikoto : uhhhh (Not) a Devil. Cuz I'm not creative and it'd be funny. Uhh otherwise I'm not too sure.

Honourable mention that I think both Mikoto and Kotoko could get Addiction? By vibes alone lol cuz I can't read the captions...

Kotoko : imma be real I forgot. To kin assign her a song. But after having a short look at Anti - Beat I think she could get Dilemma? I think it works for kotoko. Idk

Tell me what songs you guys predict for any given character next trial I like seeing people's readings on what fits the character or the covers!!! Particularly kotoko, yuno and mikoto as much as I like their characters I don't have much of a read on them...

Also tell me what your favourite covers are!!!! I personally like both of shidous, kazui's, mahirus and fuuta's, and I really liked the monopoisoner one! (Haven't listened to reversible campaign enough to form opinion), as well as Harukas two breaths walking cover (haven't listened enough to the android girl one whoops)

#milgram #milgram project #kashiki yuno #sakurai haruka #fuuta kajiyama #muu kusunoki #kirisaki shidou #shiina mahiru #kazui mukuhara #amane momose #mikoto kayano #kotoko yuzuriha #long post #t3 cover predicts #im going insane i think #if its obvious that i have favourites thats because i do #not a serious post #i just wanted yo post something sillier before i appear with the shidou theories post #👍 have a good day and tell me what your favourite covers are #sand speaks #sand speaks too much

[multi-kpop-fanfics]

Good To Us

pairing: Wonwoo x fem!reader x Mingyu

genre: smut

warnings: threesome, dom/sub themes, a bit of MxM action, oral (m rec), heavy breeding kink (stay safe yall), cum play, marking, choking, fingering, praise mixed with degradation, wall sex, voyeurism and other kinky stuff I forgot

Author's note: Yes, it’s here - allow me to rest in peace now cuz I pretty much died while writing it haha

Taglist: @aliceu @deobis-moon @newkyus-void @delicatewerewolfsoul​ @t-toodumbtocare @jedi-nightingale​

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Normally, when people go out drinking, they are supposed to be having fun. Besides, alcohol is guaranteed to make you let loose a bit and enjoy the night.

But you were bored to death.

You were literally dressed to kill, a super tight, mini black dress to show off your body, devil red lipstick and perfectly winged liner on, paired with black strappy heels. And for what? To get stood up by your friends, who eventually cancelled their plans with you. Hence why you were sitting on a barstool, completely alone. 

“Got stood up?”, the bartender asks you sympathetically and you give a half-hearted smile. “More like plans cancelled at the last minute”, you sigh. “Ouch, that sucks”, “Yeah, I know. At least the drink is nice, so that’s a win, I guess”, you raise your glass and the bartender laughs. “Good to know my job is paying off!”, he says and wipes another glass squeaky clean. “Ugh, this is so awfully boring”, you groan and the bartender chuckles. “Is my boredom that funny?”, “No, but what is funny is how you haven’t looked even once around you to see the possibilities”.

“What is that supposed to mean?”, you raise your eyebrow. “Give it a few minutes and you’ll see. Trust me”, the bartender winks suggestively. “Okay....”.

And he’s proven right.

Five minutes later, a brand new cocktail, the same as the one you were drinking earlier arrives in front of you, along with a small, handwritten note. “This is for you”, the waiter tells you and you thank him politely. You quietly read the note and a smile appears on your face.

A little treat for a pretty, lonely girl xxx.

“Told ya~”, the bartender sing-songs and you breathe out a laugh. “Okay fine, you win”, “No, my dear, you are the real winner here. And you better straighten up, ‘cause you have a long night ahead of you”, he adds and rushes to take a few orders, leaving you wondering about the origin of the note.

“Does the pretty, lonely girl enjoy her cocktail?”.

You are slightly startled when you hear a deep, honey-like voice call to you and you feel your breath dying in your throat when you turn around to see the owner of said voice.

If he wasn’t a human, you could’ve sworn he was an angel.

A tall, handsome man with jet black hair, a fitted black suit and a crisp white shirt with the first two buttons undone stands in front of you with the most perfect smile in the universe. His skin has a beautiful golden tone and his face looks as if it was sculpted by God’s hands. You could ogle at him for hours.

“This pretty and lonely girl is very much enjoying her cocktail”, you smile and take a generous sip. “May I join you?”, “Be my guest”, you nod to the seat next to you and he smoothly sits down. “So... What is a beautiful, young lady doing here on her own?”, he asks. “Let’s just say that my plans got cancelled while I was already here”, you scoff lightly. “Well, good thing I decided to keep you company then”, his lips twitching in a sickly sweet smile. 

“God, I leave you alone for five minutes and you’re already flirting? Sheesh, dude”, you hear another deep voice, but this time, it has a sultrier and darker undertone, the type of one that makes you shiver. 

“I’m just keeping company to the beautiful young lady, hyung. Nothing bad in that, right?”, he winks to his friend and the other male scoffs. “Sorry, he can be a bit too much sometimes”, he says and looks at you with a slightly apologetic smile. But you could only focus on his appearance.

A similar white shirt and a pair of chino maroon trousers hugging his toned frame. The sleeves of his button-up were rolled up, exposing his lean forearms. And oh God, his hands. Such beautiful, strong hands, such lean fingers - you wanted to know how they would feel on-

“Hey, is everything okay?”, the blonde man asks you and you’re snapped out of your trance. “O-Oh, yeah! I’m fine”, you stutter and fan yourself, trying to make the flush on your cheeks disappear. “It’s just that...”, you trail off, “Yes?”, he asks with interest, anticipating your answer.

“You have really pretty hands”, you blurt out. You already feel the embarrassment creeping up your neck, ‘cause who the fuck says that to a stranger-

“Interesting”, he chuckles and fixes the watch on his wrist, effectively getting your attention again. “Hear that, Gyu? Pretty girl likes my hands”, he turns to his friend and the taller man scoffs. “Bet my ass it’s more than your hands, hyung”. He then turns his face to you, inching closer and resting his hand on your thigh.

“And I’m pretty sure she doesn’t like only you”.

Well shit. You were caught red-handed, ogling over two very handsome strangers you just met. You down your cocktail in one go, gaining some more liquid courage. 

“So what if I do?”, you reply with all the confidence you’ve gathered. 

“Then things are about to get a very interesting turn, baby”, the blonde male smirks and you feel a rush of wetness pool in your panties.

"What's your name, sweetheart?"

"I'm Y/N. And you are...?"

"My name is Mingyu, it's a pleasure to meet you, Y/N", the black haired man smiles and presses a kiss on the back of your palm with a sly wink. You turn your head to the blonde one, taking into his sharp, cat-like features. "I'm Wonwoo, nice to meet you".

Damn, they are so fucking hot, you think and bite your lip while raking your eyes over their toned bodies. "Like what you see, baby?", Mingyu chuckles as he notices your sultry gaze. "Of course she does, Gyu. Look at her", Wonwoo smirks and he comes closer to you, his hand ghosting your jawline, before slightly gripping it and turning it towards his face.

"One dip in her panties and she'll be soaking wet~".

A whimper escapes your lips and the two men laugh lowly, as they exchange knowing glances. "Aren't you such a pretty little thing...", Wonwoo whispers, his lips ghosting the shell of your ear, his hot breath fanning on your neck. "Gosh, you're so greedy, Wonwoo hyung", Mingyu scoffs and snatches you from the blonde's grip, his hands flying on your waist. "I want to enjoy my time with her, too".

"Now now, gentlemen, patience is a virtue, am I wrong?", you bat your eyelashes with fake innocence, a perfect smile on your lips. You hear both men almost growl beside you, lust clouding their gazes, basically undressing you with their eyes. "My my, we hit the lotto tonight, didn't we, Mingyu?", Wonwoo licks his lips slowly. "Damn right we did", the tall male smiles sardonically. His hands travel from your waist to the expanse of your ass, his large hands groping the soft flesh over your dress.

"What do you say, Y/N? Will you be good to us?", Wonwoo asks, his voice dropping several octaves, the shivers running down your spine and heading straight to your core. “Fuck yes”, you breathe shakily and you elicit a groan from him. “I swear, I’m going to ruin you, baby”. “No, we are going to ruin her”, Mingyu adds with a smirk. 

“Shall we get going, then?”

But as soon as you get into the apartment, your back is pressed flat on the nearest wall and Mingyu finally lets himself loose, haphazardly taking off his upper clothes and pulling up your dress, revealing your ruined lace panties. “Holy fuck, baby, you’re a mess already? I don’t even need to prep you”, he lets out a whistle and starts unbuttoning his pants, revealing his sizeable bulge. “Good, because I want you to fuck me now”, you demand. 

The ride to their apartment was nearly a torture.

Mingyu’s constant teasing in the back seat was driving you insane, his lips were glued on the side of your neck, sucking, licking and biting the soft skin, his big hands touching you everywhere but the place you needed him the most. And all thanks to Wonwoo, who was eyeing you the whole time through the mirror.

“Hear that, Gyu? She’s demanding you to fuck her now”, Wonwoo chuckles darkly, as he unbuttons his own shirt and his slacks, as he situates himself on a chair and starts rubbing himself over his boxers. “So much for wanting to be a good girl for us, tsk tsk”, he tuts in disappointment.

You gasp as you feel Mingyu’s thick length run through your glistening folds. “I’m not even inside you and you’re this fucked out”, he bites his bottom lip and lifts you effortlessly, his arms supporting you on the back of your thighs.

“Rail her, Mingyu”.

He bottoms out with one powerful thrust and he completely knocks your breath out. Your walls are throbbing around his cock, trying to adjust to his size. “F-Fuck, Mingyu, y-you’re s-so big inside me”, you moan. He starts pounding into your cunt, keeping you in place with his arms. His biceps were flexing and you couldn't help but run your hands over them and clutch onto them.

"You like my arms, baby?", he huffs and you nod furiously, broken moans leaving your lips. "Damn right you do".

Meanwhile, Wonwoo had already discarded his white shirt and was lazily pumping his hard cock, biting his lower lip. "Not such a brat now, huh? I guess all it takes to shut you up is to fill your pretty little cunt with cock", he smirks. His words send a new wave of arousal straight into your core and you turn your face to him and your eyes fall on his pretty hand wrapped around his cock, already imagining how deliciously he would fill you up.

"Eyes on me, honey", Mingyu forces you to look at him by gripping your jaw tight. "I'm the one fucking you, not him", he growls and moves his hand on your neck, pressing the sides and slowly cutting off the air flow, making you see stars. "You look so pretty with my hand wrapped around your neck~", he moans in your ear and his thrusts grow erratic, signaling his impending orgasm. "G-Gyu, p-please...", you croak, "Please what, Y/N? Use your words, pretty girl", "I want you t-to fill my p-pussy with your c-cum, please", you moan helplessly and thread your hands in his silky black hair. "See? That wasn't so hard now, was it?", he smiles and his breaths grow shallow as he pistons his hips into you, his hands leaving nail marks on your thighs. "Gonna cum so hard, baby, and you're gonna take it all like the good little slut you are".

A euphoric scream is ripped out of your throat when his thick ropes of cum paint your walls white, your legs nearly limp from Mingyu's merciless pace. His cock is still inside you, fucking his cum deep inside you, riding out your orgasm. When he finally pulls out, globs of cum spill from your abused pussy, hissing at the feeling of it trailing down your inner thighs and falling on the floor. He trails two of his fingers on your skin and scoops up some of your mixed cum, holding them on your lips. You eagerly suck on Mingyu's thick digits, swirling your tongue around them and savoring the slightly bitter taste of your juices. He replaces his fingers with his tongue, completely devouring your mouth and moaning in a lewd way.

"Enough".

Wonwoo's deep, but evidently annoyed voice cuts through your make-out session with Mingyu and the taller male groans in dissatisfaction. "You're such a fucking buzzkill, aren't you, Jeon?", he scoffs.

"What the fuck did you say, Kim?"

"You heard me- oof!", and Mingyu is pushed back on the wall, his eyes widening from Wonwoo's sudden change of attitude. "And here I thought that Y/N was a fucking brat. Guess I was wrong", he growls and wraps his hand tight around Mingyu's throat. His other hand is raking down his toned chest and abdomen and harshly grips his cum-covered cock.

"H-Hyung, w-wait-", "Wait? Oh no, sweetheart, I'm done waiting. Did you really think you'd get your action and I'd sit there like a motherfucking idiot?", Wonwoo sneers as he pumps Mingyu's cock into full hardness, your mixed cum acting as lube. "A-ah! T-Too much, fuck!", Mingyu lets out a whiny moan and rocks his hips into Wonwoo's hand. To his dismay, the blonde man pins his hips on the wall with his own body, keeping him in place.

"You're so pathetic, you know? Acting all cocky while fucking Y/N, yet you're moaning like a whore and I'm barely doing anything", Wonwoo lets Mingyu's throat and grips his jaw, eyes seething with raging lust. In a split second, he pulls away and leaves Mingyu a panting mess, successfully ruining his orgasm and turns his attention to you.

"Your turn, sweetheart", he licks his lips and grabs you by your arm, turning you around, your back colliding with his hard chest. "Let's get this out of the way, shall we?", he chuclles and rips your dress in half with his own hands. "What the fuck! That was my favorite!", you whine, but he grips the spot between your jaw and neck, silencing you. "If you behave like a good girl, I'll buy you a new one tomorrow", he says and bites the juncture of your neck, leaving a fresh mark on your already abused skin.

"On your knees. Now", he commands and you hastily comply, dropping on your knees in front of him and you take his cock in your hand, smearing the precum all over his shaft.

"Hands behind your back, baby. Now, put that filthy little mouth of yours to work and show Mingyu what you can really do", he spits and you let your jaw slack, taking his entire length into your mouth. He groans in satisfu once you start bobbing your head up and down rhythmically. "Fuck, you look so hot with my cock in your mouth, baby", Wonwoo moans and sends a smug smirk towards Mingyu, who's still trying to recover from his ruined orgasm.

He roughly pulls you off his cock and you gasp for air, your throat slightly sore. "Get on all fours, hands on his thighs", he whispers in your ear and you crawl to Mingyu, running your nails over his muscular thighs, making him shiver. "Gonna suck me off, pretty girl?", he raises his eyebrow and you lower your head on his cock, winking at him. You initially struggle to take his entire length in your mouth, so you opt to use your hand and pump his base.

You feel two of Wonwoo's fingers slipping with ease in your cum-filled heat and you moan around Mingyu's cock, the vibrations earning throaty groans from the black-haired man. "Don't stop, baby, please", "Wasn't planning on stopping, Gyu", you giggle and Wonwoo slaps your ass without warning.

"You're such a filthy whore, you know? So eager to let us both fuck you until you only know our names", he aligns himself with your entrance and slams into your with one sharp thrust, your eyes rolling in the back of your head. You try to speak, but you just can't, all you can think of is Wonwoo fucking you to oblivion. Suddenly, you see Mingyu get on his knees, swiping your hair away from your face and tapping his cock on your cheek. "Open up for me, sweetheart", he coos and your mouth hangs open involuntarily, as Wonwoo sets a brutal pace. Mingyu gets this chance and pushes his cock into your mouth, and you struggle to suppress your gag reflex, trying your best to satisfy the both of them.

If Mingyu went hard on you, Wonwoo is a goddamn beast.

The vice-like, almost possessive grip he has on your hips is enough to leave bruises on your skin and his inhuman pace doesn't even let you breathe. It's like he's having a competition going on with his friend about who's gonna make you cum harder.

"Shit, your mouth feels so good, baby, so warm and wet", Mingyu praises you endlessly as he holds your hair in a makeshift ponytail. "Keep going and I won't last long", he gasps, thrusts getting sloppy by each passing second. "Don't you dare fucking cum", Wonwoo shoots him a harsh glare. "And why the fuck should I listen to you?", he retorts, but Wonwoo's having none of it. "Do as I say and you'll get your reward, got it?", he pulls Mingyu by his hair, growling in his ear.

The tall man eventually pulls away from you, leaving your mouth a mess, saliva and precum covering your lips, which are wide open, moaning Wonwoo's name like a mantra. Your velvety walls are throbbing around his cock and he chuckles lowly. "You're cumming again?", "God, fuck, I'm so damn close, please let me cum, Wonwoo, please!", you beg loudly and he pulls out, turning you on your back and slamming his cock right back in your cunt.

"You're so cute when you beg, baby~", he leans down to kiss you passionately, asserting his dominance fairly quickly while kissing you, your hand reaching to grab a fistful of his blonde locks.

"Please fuck your cum inside me", you whimper and Wonwoo sucks a hickey on your neck, moaning against your skin. "I'm going to breed your little cunt, fill you up until it spills from you", he growls and hammers your g-spot repeatedly, chasing his high. He throws his head back in ecstasy and you rake your hands down his chiseled abdomen, screaming as you feel his cock throb uncontrollably inside you. You already feel his seed overflow and slip out of your pussy, but he's still inside you. And he's still hard.

"Oh God, it's s-so much, I'm so f-full...", you whine and your thighs tremble from overstimulation, as Wonwoo gently rocks himself inside you to coax out the remnants of his orgasm. When he finally pulls out, his cum is pooling on the floor, covering your lower buttcheeks. "All yours, Gyu", he pants out and Mingyu smirks behind you.

You're not fast enough to register what is happening and you can only scream as you feel the familiar stretch of Mingyu's cock inside you, who has thrown your legs over his shoulders, trying to reach as deep as possible. It takes him only four thrusts and he's cumming for the second time inside you with a pornographic sound. The lewd noises of his cock thrusting in and out of your abused hole are enough to make you cum a third time and hard enough for your pussy to sputter out some of their mixed cum on the floor.

Mingyu pulls out and both men gasp at the sight of their seeds seeping out of your hole. Wonwoo puts his fingers inside you again and you wince as he pumps them steadily, in an attempt to keep some of the cum in your cunt.

"Fuck, hyung, we ruined her", Mingyu huffs as he watches you struggle to keep your eyes open and he comes next to you, pressing butterfly kisses on your cheek. "You did so good, sweetheart, you were so good to us", he coos and you give them a tired smile.

"Come on, princess, let's get you cleaned up", Wonwoo lifts you in bridal style, careful not to hurt you, but you're too weak to answer and you just hum tiredly. Sleep and fatigue eventually overcome you way before Wonwoo places you in the tub, the warm water sending you straight to dreamland.

The morning finds you under a soft blanket on the couch, dressed with an oversized t-shirt (probably Mingyu's). You try to stretch your limbs, but the soreness of your body due to last night's actions proves too bothering.

You notice a fairly large shopping bag on the table next to you and you take it into your hands, your curiosity getting the better of you. To your surprise, you see a stunning velvet black dress inside - a brand new one, to be exact, with a tiny envelope next to it.

"Holy shit, he wasn't joking when he said he'd buy me a new one...", you say, remembering Wonwoo's words last night. You place the bag next to you and open the envelope, taking out the small, handwritten card. A smile creeps up on your face as you read its content.

Good morning sweetheart, sorry for leaving you alone and sore in the apartment. I'm also sorry for ruining your dress last night, but I promised to make it up to you, hope you like it.

p.s.1: Mingyu made breakfast, better eat it to gain some power.

Your nose certainly didn't play tricks on you, there really was a plate of omelette somewhere in the house.

However, you turn the card around and your soft smile turns into a devilish one, as you read the last sentence of the note.

P.s.2: You better wear that dress the next time we meet ;)

- Wonwoo

#wonwoo smut #mingyu smut #meanie smut #wongyu smut #minwon smut #svt wonwoo #svt mingyu #jeon wonwoo #kim mingyu #svt smut #svt fanfics #seventeen

[mooshys]

Hello deserted island anon again I’m happy your asks are open again.

I have a completely new set list idea for you to think about.

So here we go. Which Haikyuu boy or girl would make the best pet and which animal would they be. And also the reverse who would be the worst pet and which animal would they be?

I think Sakusa would be a great pet simply because he would clean up after himself and he’s also low energy so you don’t have to figure out ways to tire him out and he wouldn’t just destroy your house unless he has a good reason to. I was also thinking he would be a cat

hey!! yeah sorry I had to close my ask box bc I got an attack of p*rn being sent in by bots 😭 for peace of mind.......

oh gosh, okay I've never had this thought in my head before, so it took a bit of time to think about............ after deliberating and taking a power nap, I have decided that kenma as a cat would be the best to take care of. I can't see kenma being anything else other than a cat (cuz nekoma haha) and I think he would enjoy his days lazing on one of those cat towers! so low maintenance, I love it. might hiss at you if you try to pet him when he's in Nap Mode, but it's fine. I get it, lil bud.

the reverse side was a bit harder to think about!! I think the character as a pet who would "stress me out" the most would probably be futakuchi (was this obvious). I mean, it's futakuchi. I kind of see him being a dog, but one of those dogs that mouth back at you. like a shiba inu. I'd take him for a walk and about halfway through he would stop and just quit walking. lays on the ground as I tug the leash and he acts all dramatic bc he doesn't want to walk. Futa-poochie, get up!!! you're embarrassing me!!! he just starts whining like I'm the most evil person for bringing him outside 🙄 idk how, but I'd still somehow get into a verbal argument with futa-poochie. he'd probably be super picky about his food too and expect me to drop in slices of beef into his bowl for every meal...............

Lmfao I have to agree with you about sakusa as a cat!! I also feel like he would be such a spiteful cat. meows at you constantly when he's hungry ("Where the hell is my food? it's already SIX in the EVENING! I'm starving!"), smacks your hand away from him when you try to pet him when he's not in the mood, and will knock stuff over when you've wronged him. saku-kitty can either be an angel or a devil.... depends on whether or not you've crossed a line with him

#this was so hardddddd #like I had to think about it for a long time 😭 #A long long LONG time ago winter and I talked about futa-poochie but like #It was a dog futakuchi adopted and it would mouth back at HIM and it was basically him.... but in dog form LOL #moosh woosh #anon #hahah what kind of analysis should I tag this #haikyuu pet analysis #<- LMAO #long post

[the-starless-sky]

BAE x cozmez / “DESIRE” voice drama part 2

Part 1 | Part 2 (here!)

Names K: Yatonokami Kanata N: Yatonokami Nayuta S: Sugasano Allen F: Anne Faulkner Y: Yeon Hajun I: Suiseki Iori Mx: Mobs

Nothing much to say except Allen is an actual angel 🤗💕

S: I'm home.

F: How's it? Did you find your metal?

S: I didn't.

F: Sigh. Geez.

S: Don't tell me Kanata really took it...?

F: That's what I've been telling you! What's up with your trustfulness!?

S: You've seen their stage the other day, right!? Someone who could compose such a song wouldn't ever steal!

F: So you understood Kanata so much you can assert that?

S: No, I don't!

F: What the hell, seriously! Aah, geez! We're going!

S: Where to...!?

F: Of course to cozmez's house!

S: But we don't know their address-

F: I've found their approximates. Don't underestimate my connections.

S: Oh... you're amazing, Anne.

F: Stop your gratitude and start preparing! Who do you think I'm doing this for!?

S: Y-yeah...! What about Hajun?

F: He went out. "It has nothing to do with me", he said.

S: That's so like him...

F: Seriously. He's heartless. If something happens to Hajun, I'll never help him.

S: You think Hajun will ever ask for someone's help?

F: Haha. Don't think so.

S: Right?

***

F: What's with this smell...? This place's more awful than I thought...

S: Well... 'cause it's the slums.

F: It's no use complaining. Anyways, we have to find where they are.

M1: God damn it. So noisy...

F: Ah!

M2: What the hell? This ain't a place for sight-seeing. If you don't wanna get hurt, get out, now.

S: We're only looking for someone. We've no intention to bother you guys.

M1: You wake us up from our sleep - you're already bothering us.

M2: Yeah. Leave the nuisance money. All the cash you have on you, and that pretty big sis there.

F: If we said 'no'... what are you gonna do about it?

M: Of course we'd just steal them then.

S: This is bad...

F: Geez, it's because stupid Allen stupidly got his metal stolen that we're in this stupid situation! What are you gonna do now, stupid!?

S: Stop saying 'stupid'! 'Til when are you gonna be angry!?

F: Of course I'm still angry, stupid!

S: You said it again, huh!? Phantoms are, in the end, just some kind of production, right!? It'll be fine if we put our all in the main dish, the music!

F: Then, what? If the taste is good, you think it's okay to serve high class french food on paper plates!?

S: Y-yeah! The most important part is the good taste of the dish!

F: Stop screwing around! If there's no production, then we can't draw out the good quality of the main dish!

S: No, the main dish is the most important!

F: Production!

S: Main dish!

F: Production!

S: Main dish!

M1: Umm... uh...

S&F: What!?

M2: No... it's nothing...

F: Hey, wait, you all!

M1&M2: Y-yes!

F: What do you guys think?

M1&M2: Well... uhm... uh...

S: Which!?

M1: ...Oh, that's right, weren't you guys looking for someone? How's that going?

M2: That's right, what are you looking for?

F: Oh, come to think of it, yeah, we were doing that. What's up, are you guys gonna help us?

M1: Yeah... if you'd get out of here.

S: Oh... I see. We're looking for these twins... the ones in this picture.

***

K: Hey... Nayuta.

N: Hm?

K: Are you still angry?

N: Huh? No, I'm not angry.

(voices from outside)

S: It's here, right?

F: I don't know. Anyways, just go.

S: But, what if we got the wrong place?

N: Huh? What's up?

F: Geez, you're so irritating!

N: Is something up?

K: Ssh! It's BAE...! How did they locate us?

N: Haah!? What are we gonna do!?

F: I know that you're in there! Return the metal to us, fast!

S: Oi! I told you, we still don't know if they actually stole it!

F: Shut up! Allen, you do something too! It's your metal, isn't it!?

N: Hey, Kanata? Isn't it better to just give it back?

K: There's no way I can give them back obediently just because they told me to!

F: Then what do you think we should do!?

S: We could talk it out!

N: Seriously, Kanata...! Sigh.

K: Anyways, we'll talk after we lose them.

N: 'Kay, got it.

F: Oi! What if you answer us!? Geez!! Do you want us to barge in!?

S: Wai-! Please, come out!

K: You guys are still here? Beat it!

N: If you really want it back, here, we'll return it!

(Nayuta throws an empty can towards Anne)

F: What the hell's this...? Ain't it just an empty can!?

K: A phantometal's a waste in y'all's hands.

N: Bring that home and just play house~

K&N: See ya!

F: Those guys...!!

***

K: Haa... haa... if we go through this back street, they won't catch up to us.

N: Yeah. There's not even that much people from around here who knows this route.

Y: Heeh...? I'm surprised. Slums' rats are very big, aren't they?

K: W-who are you!?

Y: I wonder who? At the very least, I'm not on your side, that's for sure.

N: You... aren't you 48...!?

K: Shit...! Why are you here!?

Y: Allen and the others barged into your house. Of course, you'd try to lose them by going through complicated routes. If so, then the only places where you both will appear is here... or the other alleyway. There is a tall wall there. If you want to shake them off easily, then... it's a simple deduction.

K: So you ambushed us... you dirty bastard...!

Y: Could you please look at the mirror and say those words once again? In both meanings... no matter how I see it, you guys are the dirty ones.

K: Bastard...!

Y: I thought that our two members are sharper than that, too... Ah, speak of the devil. You guys are late. Was playing tag fun?

F: Hajun...! Why are you here...!?

S: You came to help us...!

Y: Help? Please sleep-talk after you go to sleep. I came here for the sake of the stage battle. Don't misunderstand.

F: Haha... seriously, you're not honest at all.

Y: Well then. I don't want to be in a place with such bad air. Let's finish our business now.

K: What?

Y: Hm? You can't understand if we don't say it?

K: You don't have proof that I stole the metal, do you?

Y: Haha, hahaha!

K: What's so funny!?

Y: I don't even need proof... why would someone who didn't take it feel the need to run away?

K: That's...!

Y: Stop making excuses. For speaking without thinking, you expose your faults way too fast. If you return it now, I won't press further. Even though I do believe I'm being too kind.

S: Don't tell me, you really...

N: Kanata...

K: Say it. What's wrong with that!?

Y: Oh?

K: To begin with, naive kids[1] like you guys have no right to stand on Paradox Live's stage.

N: People who've lived all their lives in lukewarm water, all fulfilled like you guys doing hip hop? Hah, don't make me laugh. Who'll nod to people with that kinda upbringing!?

Y: To steal phantometals from fakes like us... what an admirable way to fight!

K: I have something to protect... something to get hold of. It's a waste of time to duck it out with you guys-

Y: In short, you have no confidence, do you? You can't see an image of yourself winning against us fair and square... that's why you stole! What miserable way of thinking. Did you pile up your past achievements that way, too? Haha. I thought you were at least mediocre... but you're actually lower than rats.

N: You're wrong! There's no way that's true!

Y: I'm wrong? Hoo...

N: Kanata... the songs Kanata made are the best! Your make-believe songs are nothing! We took the metal just to teach that red hair the harshness of society, just as how we were done in by the likes of you...!

Y: That's just an excuse for yourself, isn't it? Kanata stole the metal because he wants an insurance. Why does he need an insurance? that's because he doesn't believe in you! Am I wrong?

K: That's not...!

Y: How pitiful... Kanata who doesn't have crews he could trust... and you, who weren't even trusted by your only sibling...

N: N-no...

K: Don't lecture us about siblings! You don't even know the feelings we held our microphones with up until now...! And you're telling us we don't believe in each other!? Stop messing around!!

F: T-there's no way we know anything about how you guys went by up until now!

K: We don't even know our parents' faces!! We were made a walking wallet by garbage adults, and got screwed over!!

Y: Even so, it doesn't excuse your act of stealing the metal.

K: We have to win...!! We were treated like trash, and the one thing that made people finally recognize us was hip hop...! I don't care about teams or titles! I'll win the Paradox Live, shut all of the people who've made fun of us, and raise up!

S: If so, then!! We're also the same!

K: There's no way you guys are the same...!! Don't talk rubbish!!

S: It might be true that we were brought up on different environment! But, we were also betrayed, thrown away, and finally arrived at hip hop!

K: The weight is different, red hair!!

S: It's no different!! Hip hop is equal! It has nothing to do with who composes it! Put the things that pained you... the things that that you don't want to face into your lyrics and make it your weapon! Express it to mow down the person you were up until now! There's no difference!

K: ...!!

S: That's how I... how we've been expressing ourselves up until now, right? Us... and you both...!

F: Allen...

N: K-Kanata...

K: ...

S: Even without my metal, I intended to fight with my music. But hearing the exchange earlier made me want to do it with phantoms, too. As the same hip hop heads, I want to fight cozmez head on. I want you guys to crash your whack sound[2], your feelings, all of it into us! We also want to do that to you guys.

K: T-that part of you is what I called naive! Is every rich guy's head filled with flower gardens[3] or something?

S: Kanata... this is my request to you. Please let me fight you as we both go all out, with the hip hop we each think is the best. Exactly because we're all people who can do nothing else but to hold our microphones... that's why, please.

K: ...

N: Sigh. Hey, isn't it time to let go already?

Y: What are you going to do now?

K: Shit!

(Kanata throws Allen's phantometal back to him)

S: Kanata...!

Y: My, my.

K: Bring it on. I'll fight you, SUZAKU. Prepare yourself 'cuz I'm gonna destroy that super irritating face on stage.

N: Well, you won't have any chances of winning against us without that metal, after all.

F: Why are thieves like you guys looking down on us like that!?

K: What? You have a problem?

F: Of course I do!

Y: Anne.

F: What!?

Y: We've finished our business. Let's go home. Unfortunately, I don't have a hobby of staying too long in a dumpster-like place. Oh, sorry! This is your residence, isn't it?

N: Hah. Then go home, now. Because when we see guys like you, we really can't help but to want to send you flyin'.

Y: Aah, scary, scary. Well then, shall we go?

K: We're going home too, Nayuta.

N: Sigh. Yeah.

S: Kanata!

K: Ha?

S: I can't wait to fight you on stage!

K: Shut up, go die.

S: Haha... see you!

F: Hey, we're gonna leave you!

S: Sorry, sorry!

***

F: Aah, seriously. I was worried about what'll happen for a second. To think that Allen's hip hop mania actually had an effect on Kanata...

Y: I really cannot handle Allen's idiocy anymore, though.

F: Seriously. Seems like he'll even die for hip hop.

S: I would - if it's after I take the top!

F: Haha. Ah, Allen. I think you forgot 'cause you're an idiot, but I'm gonna get you to give me your gratitude in full, okay?

Y: That's true. At the very least, we should get Allen to clean up the house for three months.

S: O-Oi, Hajun! Before, you said you came for the sake of the stage battle!

Y: It didn't change the fact that in the end, I helped you. Physical exhaustion, plus mental strain due to having to go to the slum... and...

S: I got it!! I just have to do it, right?

F: Yeah, yeah! You just have to do it. Anyways, I'm glad that we got the metal back~!

Y: That's true.

F: We're gonna go all out to defeat those two, 'kay? With our song, we'll beat them to a pulp.

S: Yeah. Let's fight with our full strength!

***

K: That bastard SUZAKU... he said he can't wait for it? Looking down on me like that...

N: Kanata.

K: What?

N: You look kinda refreshed.

K: Wh... what are you talking about? I'm so irritated I can't take it anymore.

N: Hmm... I see. Haha.

K: Ah, Nayuta, you laughed just now, didn't you!?

N: It's better this way, it's more like us!

K: Shut up. Sigh...

N: You don't have to do something like that. After all, it's us!

K: You're right.

N: Yeah, with our lyrics, our track, and our staging... let's win against them.

K: Nayuta.

N: Hmm?

K: Thank you.

N: Yeah.

K: BAE, wait for us.

N: On top of the stage...

K&N: We'll show you hell.

***

I: It all ended well, huh? Haha, even though I expected an interesting development...

Notes

[1] Ama-chan = naive, spoiled child.

[2] Whack = bad as in 'cool'. I think?

[3] As in, full of good things and optimism.

I-I’m glad that ends well. My love for shounen protagonist Allen keeps growing by day...!! 😚

#paradox live #bae #cozmez #translation #Drama CD translation

[laserdog10]

Toss a Coin

*Team RWBY and co. had arrived in Vacuo weeks ago, got settled in and begun making plans on their next move in bringing down Salem. But first, it was time to rest and relax, for at the battle of Atlas, they had just barely pushed back Salem’s Grimm army thanks to Ruby and her Silver Eyes. Afterwards they and Ironwood made amends, cleared them of their wanted posters, and got them a ride all the way to Vacuo. Right after they landed and reunited with Team SSSN, the first thing they needed was a place to stay...and some (or a lot) of money. So who other than to take a job of ridding Sand Striders of a nearby oasis? Jaune and Sun, both of whom where halfway out in the desert, striking up conversation.*

Sun: So you literally brought back this Clover guy from the brink of death!?

Jaune: Just in time, poor guy was close to flat-lining, if it wasn’t for me giving him some of my Aura, he would’ve died then and there.

Sun: You, my dude, are a damn hero...

Jaune: Yeah, I got that a lot after he woke up. The other Ace Ops were in near hysterics when he came to. *”Elm almost broke my back she was hugging me so hard...” he thought to himself”*

Sun: I guess all’s well that ends w-get down! *ducks behind a dune*

Jaune: What? Oh crap! *ducks behind another*

*There they saw the oasis, as well as the Sand Striders that claimed it. The Grimm in question were tall, their legs long and spear-like, jabbing the water for fish to eat. Their equally as long necks surveying the area for any trespassers on their territory*

Jaune: Are those the Sand Striders? *he whispered*

Sun: Yup, freaky aren’t they?

Jaune: They look like...giraffe’s with way too much nightmare fuel put in them.

Sun: Ha! Not a bad description, man! Now...*readies his nunchucks*...ready to kick some ass?

Jaune: *activating his broadsword* Let’s do this.

*The blonde duo lept from their hiding places and charged the four beasts*

-One badass and epic fight later-

Sun: HELL YEAH! That’ll teach ‘em to mess with the finest Hunters on Remnant! Hahaha!

Jaune, out of breath but smiling: How do you manage to always stay so upbeat, man?

Sun: The rest of my team wonder the same thing, helps keep morale up, Scarlet always says I’m like Jaskier from The Witcher.

Jaune: Uhhh...who from the what???

Sun, jaw going slack and eyes bulging: You don’t know about The Witcher?!

Jaune: *nervous chuckling* Noooo?

Sun: *throws an arm around Jaune’s shoulder* Well my fellow blonde amigo, you, are in for a treat!

Jaune: Heh, alright!

*Sun clears his throat, then hops away from the knight with giddyness in his step. He faced the setting sun, kneeling*

S: When a humble bard, graced a ride along, with Geralt of Rivia, along came this song~...*stands up*

S: From when the White Wolf fought, a silver-tongued devil, his army of elves, at his hooves did they revel~...*turns to Jaune*

S: They came after me, with masterful deceit, broke down my lute and, they kicked in my teeth~...*begins slowly snapping to a beat*

S: While the devil’s horns, minced out tender meat, and so cried the Witcher, he can’t bleat~! *claps, resumes snapping*

S: Toss a coin to you Witcher, o’ Valley of Plenty, o’ Valley of Plenty, ohhh~! Toss a coin to your Witcher, o’ Valley of Plenty~!

Jaune: O_O

Sun: Well???

Jaune: That...was...AWESOME!!!

Sun: I know right!?

Jaune: I don’t how it managed to be so catchy but god bless the person who came up with it!

Sun: Jaskier.

Jaune: Right, right. Awwww now I feel bad because I just bought a loot from the nearby market in the city and left it with the gang!

Sun: It’s all good, man! Song’s so good we hardly need instruments!

Jaune: Fair enough then. Was that the whole song or what?

Sun: Nope, figured I save it on the way back.

Jaune: Well then what are we waiting for!

Sun: Nothing! Follow my lead. *gets next to the knight wrapping his arm around his shoulder again*

S: At the edge of the world, fight the mighty horde, that bashes and breaks you, and leaves you to mourn~!

J: *remembering he’s partially heard the rest of the song before* He thrust every elf, far back on the shelf, high up on the mountain, from whence it came~.

S: Now you’re gettin’ it! He wiped out your pest, got kicked in his chest, he’s a friend of humanity, so give him the rest~!

J: That’s my epic tail, a champion prevailed~.

S: Defeated the villain, now pour him some ale~!!!

*And so the boys joyfully and boastfully sung their way back to town, heads held high and voices loud enough for all of Remnant to hear*

-Back in town, outside the hotel-

Ruby: They should be back by now. You think they got hurt?

Blake: Doubt it, knowing them Sun must’ve came up with something to get it done quickly, but also decided to give them some down time before they left. Vacuo is pretty...as much as barren sand dunes can get.

Ruby: *chuckles* Yeah you’re right.

Blake, ears twitching: Wait, do you hear that???

Ruby: Hear what?

*Through the throngs of people going to and fro, Blake’s sensitive hearing managed to pick up two familiar voices far to the right of them, who appeared to be singing in tandem with each other, to a rather merry tune*

“Toss a coin to your Witcher, o’ Valley of Plenty, o’ Valley of Plenty, ohhh~! Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity~!!!”

Blake: That way, it’s them!

Ruby: I hear it now, I know that song! *she sped off like a rocket taking her teammate with her in a flurry of red and black petals. The reaper and Faunus stopped just short of barreling over their friends, looking at them with excited faces*

Ruby/Blake: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT SONG!?!?

Sun: I know about it! Watched the show with the guys before you came here!

Jaune: I just sang along because it was catchy and I somewhat heard of it, how do you know about it?

*Ruby and Blake almost looked offended at the statement*

Ruby/Blake: We LOVE The Witcher!!!

Ruby, proudly: Played all three games and completed them all one hundred percent!

Blake, blushing and twiddling her fingers: I’ve read all the books, they were amazing. And I’ve...reread them several times now, haha.

*Sun and Jaune looked amongst themselves, eyes wide with realization*

Sun/Jaune: We have found our people....

-Later that night in a tavern-

*The place was a harmonious choir a Hunstmen and civilians alike, singing along as the four teens sang and dance with each other to the jovial song*

RJBS: Toss a coin to your Witcher, o’ Valley of Plenty, o’ Valley of Plenty, ohhh~! Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity~!!! Toss a coin to your Witcher, o’ Valley of Plenty, o’ Valley of Plenty, ohhh~! Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity~!!!!!

*They reached its end, the whole tavern exploding in cries of gleeful enjoyment, some demanding for an encore, raising their glasses and mugs in their stupor*

Yang: I gotta hand it to ‘em, they sure do know how to please a crowd.

Weiss: Think they would’ve cheered louder if I sang too?

Ren: Do you know the lyrics?

Weiss: N-no...?

_SSN: Then no.

Weiss: Hey!!!

Scarlet: Well it takes a while to get the song down pat, dear.

Sage: We stumbled and mixed a few words up when we first heard it.

Neptune: I would’ve cheered you on just for trying, Snow Angel.

Weiss, ignoring her creeping blush: Thank you! At least someone recognizes true talent.

Nora: Eh, I think they still had you beat.

Weiss: *growls*

*The group all laughed, meanwhile Ruby, Jaune, Blake, and Sun were actually being handed a few Lien just for singing the song from a few patrons. Truly, the song was a thing to behold.*

(A/N: This whole post was based around a headcanon my good man @darksaiyangoku came up with a while back, gave it a little twist of mine and added some slight Lancaster, Black Sun, and Iceberg (cuz why not). Go check him out, he makes good stuff, also watch The Witcher on Netflix if you haven’t, IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD!!!)

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren #sun wukong #neptune vasilias #scarlet david #sage ayana #rwby lancaster #rwby black sun #rwby iceberg #we'll say qrow oscar and maria are at the hotel sleeping #they pretty much need a nap XD

[kaisooficrec]

aaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! helloooo mods!!!!!!!!! SO! instead of a specific AU, I thought about an author shoutout! what are each mod's fave kaisoo authors? and maybe you could give us one of their underrated stories and/or your favorite that they wrote! Ps: you are all amazing and beautiful and I love you!

HELLOOOO~ this is a great idea annonie uwu. Here are our fav authors (both ever and at the moment) with our fav + underrated fics that we love from them.

I’m excited because this is my first time talking about my fav authors so here it goes~

timefortea

My favorites: Something I Gotta Say (Tom and Jerry) (enemies to lovers au clair de lune (wolf au, royalty au + topsoo, iconic) and Anti-Climax (just read it it’s real hot)

Underrated: What’s Good, Princess? (hs au, crack, please im still laughing), Who You Gonna Call? (ghost busters au, TRULY UNDERRATED GO READ IT)

w_anderingheart

My favorites: Amid Shadows (hitmen + mafia au, one of the first fics i read and still so good), there are no wrong mistakes (college au, puppy love nini and nerdy soo, so cute and amazing)

sooblushes

My favorites: run batted in (college + sports au, baldsoo will forever be legendary), deep tissue (i am drooling jongin is soo’s new massage therapist :-))

Underrated: pause, rewind (this baeksoo but its soooo good and sexy)

jongnugget

My favorites: Love Me Right (hs + sports au, if you haven’t read this yet… where have you been?), Kiss and Cry (figure skater au, one of the most beautiful fics i’ve ever read), and of course The Devil Wears Gucci (fashion au, the devil wears prada inspired and a masterpiece)

Underrated: Break a Leg (college au + drama club au, this is SO good i love it so much), Carpe Diem (salem witch trials inspired, so unique and so good Bite Me (vampire au, we are so blessed this exists)

verseau

My favorites: lately all i want is you on top of me (college au, ~discovering their sexuality~, this is already one of my fav fics ever), spreading inside of me (college professors au but like, really sexy and beautifully written)

Underrated: by my side (love this, see admin w’s commentary. go read it

at1stsoo

My favorites: Campaigning for Your Heart (college au + enemies to lovers, politics, but like it’s too good i’m in love ALSO THE SEQUEL), A Slice of Summer Love (college au, pizza delivery guy au, so cute and the pining i love love love), Lawyer Up (My Ass) (you were all expecting this one and here it is bc im still shook and amazed by this lawyer au), What the Nightingale Spies (spy au, legendary)

Underrated: Push the Pedal Down (hs au where bffs kaisoo escape the school to go on a small road trip Birthday Roulette (this so cute and funny i love it, go read it)

indigomini

My favorites: Pay Me Some Mind (pretty sure this is the first fic i read from her and i’m still in love! college au, fwb to lovers Dark Shadows (Are Woken Inside of Me) (oof wolf au and jong discovers he’s an alpha and soo is in heat and jong is obsessed), Puppy Love (bartender nini is hot asf and soo thinks so too) and finally! Yes, Alpha (wolf au again with soo being nini’s personal in-house chef, fucking love this fic i can’t get enough even after every update)

Underrated: Romantic In Theory (im crying i love this so much jongin is so cheesy and its like crack but the smut is good and they’re just goals)

I have to add parkourdeer because he was one of the first authors I loved and I still love his fics very much.

- Admin Macaroon

t_dragon - is on a roll, so many kaisoo fics and still counting!

SM Origins: Kai - x-men au. it’s slightly more jongin-centric but i personally love the bestfriends-to-love dynamic he has with kyungsoo here :’)

Perfection - hurt comfort but also fluff, jongin is training so hard to become the best dancer but he only hurts himself in the process and kyungsoo is having none of it

coppertears - one of the classic authors (been around since 2012/13 yet!!) and all their kd fics are perfect, I defo recommend reading them all! 

landfall - stripper!kai + office worker!soo fall in love with each other (the push and pull rls ufgh)  

maybe in hell, there is a heaven - umm this is not for the faint-hearted :’) it’s a war au with some graphic scenes, jongin is a prisoner, kyungsoo is one of the commanders, but he always is there to protect jongin much to jongin’s surprise

mercuryretrograte/brujadelmar - amazing amazing amazing, i hope they’ll write more

fav: begging you to keep on haunting me - hybrid au, bodyguard au. jongin is a famous dancer but he’s also a swan hybrid and one evening, he receives a death threat. feared for his life, he hires the best bodyguards also hybrids to protect him day in day out

underrated: Ursae Minoris - game of thrones inspo. i dont watch GoT but i’m sure this fics is only loosely inspired by it. and it’s bomb! jongin got married into a new family and he learns about their different culture (ongoing)

xingnini- angst is good but comedy is the real mvp!

underrated: Itaidōshin (Army of Two) - zombie au + comedy au aka when they try to escape the zombies and fight as one but they AREN’T IN SYNC AT ALL also farmboy!jongin bless and chanhun are so fUNNY

Jjeut Jjeut (Tsk, Tsk) - college/enemies to lovers nerd/straight A’s jongin pisses kyungsoo with his unnecessary questions in class so much he wants to fight him but jongin just made him accidentally agree to go on a date instead HAHA freshman jongin is sooo qt

tinylittlepaws - cute, will they write more? ;_;

Say Hi! - omegle!au and the whole shebang :D in which Jongin is bored and alone on a sunday night and decides to try something new with a Random Stranger on the internet.

Tonight is The Night - het is not many ppl’s fav, but this one is really nice OTL girl!nini is feeling brave one night with soo and makes him go down on her :))

ladyLiliah - they only have a few kaisoo fics but they slap!

Dunes - non au, smut, exo visits dubai again but this time with kyungsoo and jongin is ecstatic c:

Afloat - slice of life non au, smut, both train together and de-stress together yup

kaichocosoo - sooo many great kd fics idek what to rec first tbh! their spn au is gold!

Golden - vampire/werewolf au, kyungsoo is a vampire who has dated many times before but now baek convinces him to go this one with someone he thinks could be ‘the one’ for kyungsoo c: 

Hunt Me Not - jongin is determined to be a good vampire hunter but he’s very much into his mentor hunter prodigy kyungsoo (shy!jongin  hehe)

AbsoluteZXING - has a number of kaisoo fics and theyre qt :’)

Afterlight - first fic i read, this is celebrity au/ bestfriends au…the ending just reminded me of Trees of Heaven drama, i love this :(

No Promises - jongin is not happy he had to leave kyungsoo (he is now an angel), but fate has a different plan for them

potslooshi - a few but very nice kd fics uwu

Chances: The blind side - blind!soo is recovering from an accident and kai, who is junmyeon’s brother and soo’s doctor promises jun to pretend to be soo’s husband to help him heal 

Videre - non au smut with some cute moments of them travelling overseas (hj, dirty talk)

lovelyairi - from fluff to angst to smut this author can do it all c:

Make Me Love You - jongin seeks pleasure in a club but he gets more than expected - a pureblood vampire royalty ;) kyungsoo’s shaved head + purple eyes is a wonderful concept

Gentleman - kyungsoo goes to watch Hyung (yeees the movie he’s starring in) in theatres but there’s a person who’s sobbing loudly next to him which is quite annoying! 

Minty_Pixie - the queen of Garnet Hearts! but also of many other incredible fics *u*

Read Me Right - superpowers/abilities, kyungsoo can read people’s minds by a simple touch and he respects jongin’s boundaries (until one day he touches him in an attempt to wake him up from a nightmare)

Through Fire and Ashes - 84k zombie/post-apocalypse au oh em gee!!!! if you are into zombie au and survival theme w lots of heartbreak and action and kd being in love so much they withstand literally everything, what are u waiting for!

life_not_knife - people stop sleeping on this author!!

Hybrid Hyperbole - wolf au, the history of wolves has been always been full of violence, and mistreatment. it is a challenge for both to defy even if it means they’ll have to deal with repercussions

So Damn Hot! - d/s elements, sub!ks and dom!jongin well done uwu

kxdlola120 - nearly 40 kaisoo fics of various genres and aus? thank you for your service :’)

Crimson pink - vampire au, jongin sacrificed by his town to save them from extinction but the vampire he was sold to has seet his eyes on him long before. ongoing!!

Blue - hello angst :’(( jongin is always by kyungsoo’s side and would follow him everywhere, but he doesn’t get to follow him home… (w for terminal illness)

I’ve listed my favourites several times before and that pretty much still stands, these authors are my faves but also who I feel aren’t talked about much! I’ll make sure to rec more authors when I rmb ^^ - Admin J

strange-seas

Faves: The Loneliest Place to Be, Through the Midnight Streets, A Heart at Peace

Underrated: Somewhere Only We Know (it’s SeKai but it’s underrated AND IT’S FRIGGIN BEAUTIFUL)

unfinishedpages

Faves: Do Overs and Second Chances, Something Lost, Something Borrowed.

Underrated: Tahanan, (Watch me make them bow) One by, one by one

jongnugget

Faves: Kiss From a Rose, The Devil Wears Gucci

Underrated: Peace of Mind

verseau

Fave: spreading inside of me

Underrated: by my side (THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE & A SOFTER, MORE ANGSTY TAKE ON THE USUAL MAFIA AU OK MORE PPL SHLD READ THIS)

Have to put these in cuz they’ll always be my faves: changdictator, uponinfinity, rainbowtoxicity, w_anderingheart, curryramyeon, and of course arosoo

- Admin W

#kaisoo #authors #admin w #admin macaroon #j

[leo-interactive-fiction]

Hey Leo first off sorry I just came at you with that question like that lol I really love your book and the characters might be one of my favorites. Okay sorry for the same day questions but Since I found out you love Dmc (and you are my favorite now btw) what would the Ro's weapons (and or abilities if you wanna get creative) be if they were in that universe as devil hunters like Lady or Trish. I wanted to ask a question I hope you would get really into have a great day Leo!

No problem! Ask as many questions as you want. I apologize if I don’t get to them right away though. It makes me happy to know you enjoy my work and that I’ve become a favorite for someone haha. Your question is really interesting, and it’s unfortunate that I probably won’t be able to come up with iconic weapons like the ones provided in Devil May Cry haha. I think I can get into this one though, let me see if I can be kinda creative with it. For the sake of it, let’s say all of the characters are playable in an upcoming game...Triaina Might Weep. I’m a complete nerd, so forgive me haha. I’ll try to list stuff the same for each. Also some of these ideas are things I’ve already come up with...for future use, so yeah haha.

Emma/Emil:

- Playstyle: A fast-paced acrobat, using punches and kicks paired with momentum-keeping spins.

- Weapon: Retracer, a pair of gloves and shoes that create tangible afterimages of whatever E does, multiplying the amount of hits they do.

- Restep (within the same vein as Dante’s Styles): E can selectively choose the creation of their afterimage, either using them as multi hit, attacking multiple enemies, or shadow-boxing from range.

- Five Step Sibling (within the same vein as Virgil’s Judgement Cut or Dante’s Sin Devil Trigger. An ultimate attack per se): E pushes Retracer to its limits in creating five doppelgangers whom act independently as each one flashes in and out of the battlefield before simultaneously colliding on the strongest enemy.

Ren/Robin:

- Playstyle: An unorthodox playstyle that relies heavily on small chances for incredible damage.

- Weapon: Ace, a deck of demonic cards that act as a conduit and feeds on R’s overwhelming luck. They hold a mind of their own and can be used either as a defensive wall, offensive ranged weapon, or incapacitating net.

- Draw: R’s cards are always facing away from them. He can select four cards at random, the effects of which are dependent on the outcome. If none of the cards are above Ten, R regains health and power. If some cards are suits, does a small explosion for small damage. If all cards are suits, does a large series of explosions around them. If R draws four aces, causes the other 48 cards to home in on enemies and explode.

- Luck of the Draw: Only usable if R draws four aces. They toss out the last four cards they hold in the direction of the toughest enemy, causing an attack that kills them instantly, no matter the amount of health.

Leah/Levi:

- Playstyle: A counter playstyle that relies on knowing the enemy’s attack and reacting to it.

- Weapon: Omniscient Guide, a book holding forbidden knowledge that allows them to build up power equivalent to the amount of times they counter and evade.

- Premonition: L can tap into the power of the forbidden scripture to summon floating eyes which see and convey the movements of all enemies around them five seconds in advance.

- I Know Your Every Move: After L counters/evades enough attacks in succession the forbidden book will grant L power, allowing them to take the offensive with high-damage sweeping lasers while automatically evading any attack that comes their way.

Vee/Vin:

- Playstyle: A duel wielding playstyle focusing on fast suppression and quick elimination.

- Weapon: Silvy and Gold. Silvy is an angelic silver pistol with the ability to summon firearms they’ve claimed in their various battles. Gold is a sacrificial golden knife that feeds on emotion for power.

- Battlefield Tactician: V can switch between a ranged gunner playstyle using Silvy and their various summoned firearms, to a close ranged fighting style using Gold and their various powers.

- All That Glitters...: After enough kills, V will enter Apathy Mode. In this mode, they will do more damage with Silvy and less damage with Gold, however using Gold will activate ‘All That Glitters...’ and V will immediately exit Apathy Mode as they summon various large-scale bombs before setting them off with a barrage of bullets from two Silvys.

Pinna/Pierce:

- Playstyle: A slow, powerful, bruiser playstyle whose damage increases as their health decreases.

- Weapon: Abaddon, a demonic chain that wraps itself around P’s arms and is used primarily in a sweeping, whip-like attack. The chain is wreathed in flames and curses the wielder with insatiable rage.

- Rage: When P takes damage or inflicts damage, they receive points into their Rage. The more Rage they have, the stronger their attacks and the longer their chains get as the fire burns stronger.

- See You In Hell!: When P’s Rage reaches Max, they’ll have access to this ability, which causes a large area of ground in front of them to set aflame as various giant chains wrap around each enemy and pull them towards the ground before setting a chain reaction of explosions. After the ability, P will lose all rage.

Mary/Matthew:

- Playstyle: A slow, disabling playstyle who relies on incapacitating an enemy first before killing them.

- Weapon: Niflheim, a translucent scythe permeating a chilling icy mist. The scythe grants its wielder power in exchange for darkened souls.

- Encroachment: M has the passive effect of chilling mist surrounding them and slowing down nearby enemies. The more darkened souls they reap, the larger this field becomes and the stronger the effect is.

- A Cold Sleep For All. M extends the reach of their Encroachment effect to its limit, slowing all enemies in sight before delivering a rending circular cut with Neflheim, dealing an incredible amount of damage. If the souls reaped from this ability, exceeds a specific amount, M will extend the attack with a snap of their fingers, killing the enemies hit and allowing the use of this ability one more time.

Raven:

- Playstyle: A stealth-oriented close combat playstyle that relies on disabling and striking the enemy from blindspot.

- Weapon: Bloodletter, a demonic pair of knives connected by a thin wire. Drinking the blood of the strong allows them to grow stronger.

- Sadistic Mercy. Raven cannot outright kill their enemies, instead putting otherwise dead enemies into Fear of Death state. The more enemies within this state, the more damage and speed Raven gets. Raven can execute an individual in Fear of Death state with a secondary input, allowing bloodletter to feed.

- The Bell Tolls For Thee. When enough enemies are put into Fear of Death state, a frenzied Raven will cut themselves with Bloodletter. A distant bell will sound, signaling the despair of all enemies as a shadow falls across each enemy in Fear of Death state, executing everyone simultaneously.

Snipper/Snatcher:

- Playstyle: A speed-based playstyle that focuses on jumping in and out of combat.

- Weapon: Sand, an humanoid angelic spirit embodying the forces of the desert. Forming a pact with this spirit, S can summon objects from sand as well as fight side by side on equal footing with them.

- Dynamic Duo: Whenever S and Sand do a combination attack, S gains points into this meter. S can use this meter to summon various objects, command Sand, or instantaneously switch places with their partner.

- Full Throttle Overkill: When S fill up their Dynamic Duo meter, they will have access to this ability. S summons Sand, who takes on the form of an angelic motorcycle. Using insane speed, the two flash through the battlefield several times before driving in a circle, creating a large tornado of sand that cuts up anything caught within.

Fray/Flay:

- Playstyle: A methodical playstyle reliant on clever traps and ranged attacks.

- Weapon: Eden, a demonic bow made of twisted wood from the Forbidden Tree. Has the power to bring to fruition nature and life, and in exchange curses its wielder with the preternatural insight of their own death. Despite this, F has found ways to cheat death using this forbidden insight, a feat which the bow revels in.

- So Predictable: F gains points in this meter whenever they successfully hit an enemy with a trap. They can spend points to create larger traps and stronger attacks using Eden. 

- Predestined Death: When F gains enough points in their meter, they will enter Conniving mode for a short period. While in this mode, any damage taken by F will instead transfer to the attacker. If damage reflected exceeds a specific threshold, F’s conniving mind will find a way to cheat their death yet again, instead using the power of Eden to transfer their misfortune onto another.

This was a lot of fun to create, although it took some time. I hope you enjoyed it. I know I did cuz I’m a hardcore nerd. I’m honestly kinda thinking of expanding on it somehow hahaha. Thank you for the fun ask :) and have a great day yourself!

[sakichi56]

LawLicht Week Day 7:

Finally, June 24th, Hyde's birthday, had arrived. The dark haired teen woke up wrapped in his boyfriend’s arms, and carefully slipped out of them before rolling out of bed. He didn't want to wake Hyde up yet. It was only 6:30am after all, and he had to go pick up the cake he ordered from the local bakery still.

The teenager quickly, but quietly, got dressed, then left their shared bedroom to get things ready. The bakery opened at 7:00am, so he had some time to decorate before went to get the cake. When he asked Mahiru for suggestions on how to throw a nice, yet small, party for Hyde, the younger boy had made him a small list. On that list, it said that he had to decorate with streamers, that it was a necessity.

So the teen got to moodily stringing up streamers all around the living room. He had also bought 4 party hats for him, Krantz, Gil and Hyde to wear. The list also said to make a banner, but he felt that it was unnecessary, so he ignored that step and went straight to the cake.

Once again he felt Mahiru was being too over the top. He said that the cake would be best if he made it himself and if it was served with ice cream. But Licht disagreed, he felt the cake itself was fine and he refused to bake for the rat, so he ordered it from the bakery.

He honestly wasn't sure what kind of cake Hyde would like, so he just chose things he would like for himself. A strawberry cake with buttercream frosting and slices of melon on top. If Hyde didn't like it then that just meant there was more for himself later.

After the angel finished decorating for the mini birthday party, he grabbed his phone and his wallet and headed out to pick up the cake. The walk to the bakery took him 15 minutes, but when he got there the family that ran the place was incredibly kind. The man went to the back to get the cake while the woman rang him up, even the daughter was nice. She seemed to be about Mahiru’s age, but she also seemed to be quite sweet on him. Chatting him up and offering him some free melon pan when she found out he liked melons so much.

He accepted her generous offer since he had not had breakfast, then paid her mother for the cake once her father brought it out. After the exchange was completed, he returned home and finished setting things up. It was around 8:30am that Hyde had woken up and entered the darkened and seemingly empty living room, only for the lights to flick on all of a sudden to reveal his boyfriend and their respective babysitters.

“Surprise! Happy birthday Lawless!” Exclaimed the man in the suit.

“Happy birthday rat.”

The whale waved his arms wildly with excitement.

The male with the glasses was shocked. He knew Licht had mentioned a small celebration of some kind for him, but the boy looked like he really went all out. He even bought him a cake! Although, the cake looked more like it was made for the angel than himself. Still, the fact that the kid put this much effort into something for him was incredibly touching.

“Wow! Thanks Lich-tan. I didn't expect you to go to this much effort for me.”

“Well I did. So you better appreciate it rat. And don't get too used to it.”

“Of course.”

The small party didn't last more than a couple hours. The four men shared the cake and gave Hyde each a present, except for Licht, as his present had been spoiled a few days prior when Lawless had walked in to find him making a song. So he instead chose to just play his piano for him while he opened his other two gifts.

Guildenstern had given him a golden hoodie with the word devil written on the front, horns on the hood and devil wings with a tail on the back. While Krantz had given him a plushie of a hedgehog that bared a striking resemblance to him in his animal form.

All in all, it was a short, but nice little party. But to Hyde, the best part was still when the two adults left and he and Licht were alone. The boy had remained at his piano, idly hitting the keys with a blank look in his eyes. Hyde waltzed over and shoved Licht over some so they could both sit on the bench together. This earned him a glare, but no words of protest.

“Thanks for the party angel babe. It was nice.”

“Uh-huh.”

“It was really nice of you.”

“Sure.”

“...Soooo. It's still my birthday. Did you have anything else planned? Maybe for just the two of us?”

“No.”

Realizing that the conversation was going nowhere, Hyde smirked as he came up with an idea.

“So how fast can you play?”

“Excuse me?”

Standing up, the vampire sauntered over to the shelf they had the metronome on and flicked it, ticking echoing throughout the room.

“Y’know. BPM. How fast the song is you're playing. How fast of a song can you play?”

Immediately, the teen sat up straighter and got a look of determination burning in his eyes, rising to the subtle challenge. His fingers deftly moving across the piano keys now with a purpose as he began to quickly play out a ballad of fast paced notes.

“Flight of the Bumblebee" by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov. It's 210 beats per minute.”

Spoke the boy as he continued playing, giving the confused vampire some context. Said immortal gave an “Ah.” of understanding and listened to him play for a minute before issuing another challenge.

“I wonder how long you can play this before you mess up. I mean, you're a great pianist sure, but there is always someone out there better than you. I wonder where you rank.”

“Hmph! Any challenge you issue, I will rise to demon. For I am an angel, and I shall play perfectly.”

And so the teen kept playing the song, over and over, nonstop for half an hour, heart pounding as he dutifully watched his fingers to keep from fumbling.

Finally Hyde stopped the metronome and strode back over to the boy, wrapping his arms around him from behind and splaying a hand out over his chest, above his racing heart.

“That's great Lich-tan, but I think your heart is beating your fingers.”

“W-what?!”

The blond snickered as he tightened his hold, effectively stopping the angel from making his music.

“BPM can be used for more than just music ya know. It's also used to tell how fast your heart is beating. And right now, your heart is going like a jackhammer Lich-tan.”

The small blush that painted itself across the pianist cheeks was another giveaway to Hyde about how his angel was feeling, sitting there trapped in his arms. Nuzzling into the lads hair, Lawless gave a sigh of content.

“Stupid hedgehog...You're lucky it's your birthday.”

“Haha! I know angel-chan.”

The two stayed silent for a while, Hyde enjoying holding his Eve without a fight, and Licht trying to calm his rapidly beating heart.

“Hey, Licht, why don't we see how fast I can make your heart race?”

“Why? Are you trying to see how fast it has to beat before it kills me? I throw you a party and you decide you want a new Eve, is that right?”

The blond laughed and shook his head at the teens words, before spinning him around and pinning him against the piano. To be fair though, it would have been the nicest way he had ever killed one of his Eve's to date.

“No, but I feel like I should get a reward since it's my birthday and I didn't really get a present from you.”

“You ruined your own present Hyde! And besides, you and I wrote a song and played together instead.”

“True. But it wasn’t like I was going to ask for anything bad Lich-tan. I was just thinking you could kiss me breathless is all.”

The teen blushed and and turned his head away. Frown deepening as he cast his eyes to the ground. Hyde saw this as a bad sign and sighed, backing up and releasing the boy as he turned around and walked away a bit to give his heated Eve some space.

“It's fine. I was just kidding anyway angel cakes. No worries. Forget I said anything.”

Before he could even take another step, he heard a soft “Stupid Hyde.” and a flurry of rapid foot steps, before his legs got kicked out from under him and he fell back into a sturdy chest.

“Who said you could just tuck your tail and run away like that, rat?”

“B-b-but, you seemed upset so I… and I thought...L-Lich-tan. Are you mad at me right now? C-cuz I honestly can't tell.” He stammered, dark red blush covering his entire face as he gazed with wide eyes up at his Eve.

“Oh? I think your heart is the one beating the fastest now Hyde. I don’t even have to feel it, I can hear it from here.”

This only served to make the blond’s heart beat faster, to the point that he was sure if he were human it would have been dangerous for him.

“Lich-”

Taking advantage of his open mouth, the dark haired youth dove down and connected their lips, sending Hyde’s head spinning as their tongues danced.

To the vampire, the kiss felt like it lasted an eternity before the boy pulled back, licking his lips before running the back of his sleeved arm over them to clear them of any saliva. All the while, Lawless sat there panting and confused.

“There. You said to kiss you breathless right? Looks like it didn't take much rat. One little kiss and you're already a mess. Pathetic.”

Hyde could argue that the kiss was not little by any means, but that would only serve to give the teen something else to tease him about. Instead the vampire just let himself drop to the floor, sitting on the ground and trying to control his breathing.

“Happy birthday Hyde.” Called the pianist as he waltzed off down the hall. “Oh, and for the record. You didn't have to ask. I was planning on giving you something like that as a gift anyway.”

The red eyed male jumped, steam practically coming off his madly blushing head.

“Y-you were?”

“Yeah. Although I guess this way worked out well too. I think I actually like this reaction better than the one I'm sure I would have gotten if you hadn't said anything.” Remarked the teen as he opened their bedroom door and stepped in, turning to call out to his lover once more.

“After all,” He said. "Love sought is good, but giv'n unsought is better." Hyde nearly choked on his own saliva.”That's what they say right? But I think any kind of love is just fine. Now, I'm going to take a nap. Are you just going to sit there all day? Or are you going to join me?”

Honestly, with how red his face was and how hot he felt, sitting there for the remainder of the day was probably the safer option. But he couldn't pass up a chance like this. So he hopped to his feet and ran to their room, rushing in past his Eve and throwing himself on the bed.

“Excellent. And maybe later, when I wake up, I will give you an even better reward.” He commented with a flirtatious smirk as he shut the door and stalked over toward the bed.

Hyde was sure, if he weren't immortal, he would have died. That comment would have been the end of him. His heart would have exploded and so would hid head.

Sometimes his Eve just didn't play fair. Scratch that. His Eve never played fair did he?

THE END

Happy freaking birthday Lawless! And a happy final day of LawLicht week to everyone. 😁☆♡☆♡

#LawLicht Week 2018 #Day 7 #BPM #licht jekylland todoroki #Lawless/Hyde #Happy Birthday Lawless #Servamp #Fanfiction

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One time when I was little riding my little pink bike with ugly training wheels down the street trying to follow my brothers some ugly boy push me off my bike for no reason I mean just mad random and guess what the devil is liar!!! And all his stupid demons that manifest in people but my brother came out nowhere almost ended his life like for real for real I was scared for that boy and crying mercy under my breath 🤦🏾‍♀️ I mean like God says “touch not my anointed “ so...🤷🏽‍♀️haha but actually that was my second intro to God as my defender. guess what Michael means “who is like God” so who is like God no one!! Who can stand against him? No one! And guess what Michael is the archangel of war. when the word that was suppose to come Daniel was delayed who went to war & won ? the angel Michael. When Satan was cast out of heaven who was in that war? Michael & what did Jesus say? I saw Satan fall like lightening!! Hahaha yeah this man my dear brother here is my guy of war but guess what ..why ? Cuz he got a heart of mercy and love!!! I’m so heart enveloped in this boy cuz even though he is my defense and warrior in the earth. He just found out in this post that I go to war for him in the spirit ! So Yea life has thrown some heavy blows as him and he’s done some stupid stuff that has had some terrible consequences but guess what people He still standing!! & will continue to. He still here and going strong by the hour. !!! Hahaha he waxes strong yeah boy and every wicked thing and enemy will fall like lightening !!! the earth has yet to see the damage he’s gonna do to the kingdom of darkness & the world has yet to see the cultural impact he’s gonna make cuz God is crowning his men again and this man this king of valor is going to come to rise in power. Haha I love him so much I war I weep I wail for him he is my heart & I love having a big brother & oh yeah all the wicked mouths that speak of him with negativity, gossip and slander heaping coals of fire are coming for you. I mean that, don’t care who you are. That’s just the reality. 🙂

 I love you Mr. Mr. you just keep going and getting up cuz greatness is going to knock you off your feet you watch and see. You’re going to become new and mighty because you are a force to be reckoned with. Joy upon you, hope replenished within you, mysterious unlocked in your understanding, forgiveness and grace like a balm on your heart, peace in your mind, love overtaking you, destiny opened and favor following you. You are like rushing water, like a waterfall in all things and I decree that in the heavens. Life unto you boy! 🥰❤️ toddles just setting this public record. Love you sir

Lydia Flores, You and Them

#you and them #wft #lydia flores #dedication #conversation #c2020

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Another Femslash Exchange gift, this time for @yugiohrox  I’ll never turn down a chance to write lucana. I hope you enjoy it even though I struggled with the ending and took all day to finish haha.

WC: 1339 Time: ~30 minutes + 10 minutes edit time Status: edited for typos and grammar

"Divine," came the moan from the only occupied corner of the coffee shop. The hectic, morning rush had come and gone, leaving the staff frazzled and sagging in relief it was over. Lucy's teammate had taken his thirty, leaving the shop in her capable if tired hands. "How do you do it, my Coffee Goddess?"

A flush threatened to spread across her fair skin starting at the nose and ending at the earlobes. Her whole childhood had been full of teasing for turning bright red, her spangle of freckles even more evident when lit up from below.

"What do you mean, Cana?"

After three weeks, they were on a first name basis.

"This coffee," the woman elaborated, swishing the contents of the plastic cup perilously, sprawled across the posh booth with one lazy leg over the edge and her elbow propping her up. The next motion nearly splashed over her bare, tanned skin, but she didn't seem to notice, amber eyes half lidded like a lazy cat. Lucy and Gray had both agreed she was super hot... but also super obnoxious too. Right now, the barista was tapping into her famous customer service patience, half-suspecting Cana was still a bit drunk despite the time of morning and her barely consumed coffee. "It's perfect, babe. Like, when I made ice coffee, it sucked!"

"What..." she was almost afraid to ask but curiosity got the best of her after hearing about Cana's attempts to make popcorn on the stove, "Did you do?"

"Huh? Tossed that shit, 'f course, nasty!"

"I mean, how'd you make it?" Lucy clarified as Cana sat up, curls spilling over her generous top gracefully. For all her faults as a cook, she certainly seemed to know how to command attention.

'I'm so gay,' Lucy told herself in exasperation, keeping her eyes on Cana's. 'Gray, you bastard, taking your lunch and leaving us alone after last time.'

"Oh... well, I dumped that tube-thingy in first..."

"Instant?" It came out a scandalized gasp.

"Yup. Then I dumped in the ice."

"D-dumped in... the ice...?"

Cana made a face, pert nose crinkling and laugh lines showing, "Stirred it all up 'f course, doll, I'm not a total dolt."

Lucy felt faint, like she was getting the details to a particularly horrendous crime. That poor, poor coffee. Even instant didn't deserve such a cruel fate.

"Tasted like shit," she grumbled, "And fucker was next to my pop too. Took a swig and swore off cold coffee. That's the crap they serve in god damn hell, ya get me? It's the refreshment of the fuckin' devil!"

Lucy struggled to keep her face straight. "You're drinking cold coffee now."

"Only cuz an angel offered it ta me," Cana sang, taking a chug and sighing loudly, and a bit rudely, in appreciation. Lucy lost her fight against the blush, feeling it creeping towards her neck. An angel? As if. "Damn, I came in here cuz my a/c's busted up and first thing I see is a halo, how's that for luck? And I thought to myself, you don't walk away from that, only a dumbass would, and I ain't a dumbass. Not when it comes to girls at least."

Lucy swallowed, eyes getting bigger at the brazen admission. Cana was laying it all on the table without a care, although she paused to take another chug, and Lucy fought down the urge to teach her to sip. You sipped coffee, enjoyed it. She put a ton of love and care into every cup!

"It's too hot not to have a/c," she blurted out inside. Stupid, so stupid. Any idiot with skin could tell it would melt off in this kind of weather. "Not to mention, Lucifer was an angel, so how did you know it wasn't a trap to lead you astray?"

"Girl, you could lead me into temptation any day; I'd fall from heaven with you in a heart beat, if ya don't mind pickin' me up here in purgatory." The wink she gave was so lewd and full of promise, Lucy felt a flutter and shiver in different parts of her.

The flush was plunging down, and she was sure her entire neckline was a sunset now. If it went any further, other things would be lit, and God Gray would never shut up about it. That jerk would crow about it forever, how he was right with his eagle eye.

"Haha," Lucy forced a laugh, shrill and off-key, "This shop isn't that bad, is it?"

Cana snorted but a smile played around her lips and she rattled the left over ice thoughtfully, sitting up and crossing her legs, flipflops discarded on the ground under the table. Nails painted bright red, unapologetic and dazzling, just like their owner.

"Yea, doll, it is that bad."

"Then why do you come over every day?"

Cana fixed her with a pointed look then sighed dramatically, rolling her eyes upwards and grumbling, "Too innocent. Anyone who can make that cold crapola taste like nirvana is too pure for this world. Take a hint, girlie!"

"Hint?"

"She's asking you out, Luce," Gray advised, leaning on the counter with a smirk on handsome face. How long he'd been enjoying the free show, she didn't know, but she hoped he hadn't been filming it. In general he was decent, but any time he got together with his boyfriend, he got bad ideas in his head. "I told you, she was checking you out."

"Kept hopin' for a number on a cup, you get me? Like in the movies and shit. Thought you baristas were romantics."

"Have you seen Gray?" Lucy retorted and Gray scowled in protest, "I'm romantic. You try rubbing Pyro's stinky feet every night."

"Ohh, that there's true love," Cana digged, "You sure I shouldn't go out with this guy here, babe?"

"I'm sure," Lucy replied, feeling a bit of jealousy bubble up. It was always like this; Gray was such a hog! And he knew it too, with that smirk and unbuttoned top for the customers to get hot for. "He left out the part where he trips his boyfriend to get to the shower first in the morning and puts shaving cream on his nose as a joke because Natsu sleeps like the dead."

"In light of the evidence... changed my mind. I'm stickin' with my innocent angel."

Gray shrugged, a leer on his face and a tease on the tip of his tongue. Lucy puffed out her cheeks and cut him off before he could make things work, a world-famous talent he seemed to have, especially when they went out to bars and clubs.

Stomping behind the bar, she picked up a cup and very slowly, blatantly put her number on it in big, angry, bold letters. Then she ducked down again, coming up with a small bottle of something, marching over and presenting both.

Cana straightened in surprise, mouth ajar at the gift, "For me?"

"Uh, yeah, I was going to give it to you after my shift without," she shot a dirty look towards Gray, "An audience. I'm not as dumb as you guys seem to think! I was just waiting for the right time."

Cana laughed, "Little spitfire, I like it. I'll take your offer into consideration and call ya later."

"Aggh!"

Cana rose to her feet with a surprisingly coordinating motion, sweeping Lucy into a huge, squeezing her butt in the process, and whispered in Lucy's ear in a hot, seductive puff, "If you fancy a taste of hell, little angel, my a/c's still broke. But I hear there's a good movie out... not a lot of people, very cool theater, private dark seats..."

Lucy grinned back, embarrassed but determined, but didn't answer except to pat her apron pocket where her phone peeked out in silent promise where Gray couldn't see. Cana gave one more hardy squeeze, snatching the small bottle of booze out of Lucy’s hand smoothly, before ending in a slap and sashaying out the door.

Gray gave a wolf whistle, “You landed yourself one hell of a date, Luce. I’m impressed.”

“And you know I live for your praise,” she rolled her eyes, “Shows over, back to work, you slacker. I’m taking my thirty.”

“Okay, but no sexting in the breakroom!”

“As if I’d steal your gig, boner boy. Zip your fly, Gray.”

Her laugh floated behind her as he predictably checked down guiltily but she was fiddling with her phone as she walked, as thirsty as Cana was, she made no promises.

#mine #lucana #ficlet #don't use headphones with writeordie #you'll blast your eardrums out when you mess up

[lpdwillwrite4coffee]

Awww yiiissssss, get to know me memes are the best!

I was tagged by @kteague cuz my girl knows what’s up (I love this shit, I can’t help it).

I’m gonna go with @asnowballschance @priya212 @cemeterydreamer @asocialfauxpas @purelyfueledbycaffeine But no pressure! Under the cut for obvious reasons.

Rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20 whoever you’d like!!

The Last …

1. drink: coffee

2. phone call: real estate agent (I’m such an adult haha)

3. text message:  friend telling me she has poison ivy

4. song you listened to: Bellbottoms by the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion. I got back from seeing Baby Driver and immediately needed the soundtrack in my life.

5. time you cried:  A couple days ago. I was super overwhelmed with life ~stuff and just needed to cry it out.

Have you ever …

6. dated someone twice: No but I’ve thought about it.

7. kissed someone and regretted it: YES. Ugh.... Several. (feel free to ask for details on those train wrecks haha)

8. been cheated on: Not that I’m aware of...

9. lost someone special:  Oh yes.

10. been depressed: Yes, been on medication for it and then off meds. I was incorrectly diagnosed with clinical depression when it was situational and because of my own past traumas and emotional abuse.

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: Yes, I just can’t remember how many times... 2? 3? I think?

Favorite Colors…

12. Cobalt blue

13. Rich, royal purple

14. Emerald green

In The Last Year Have You…

15. made new friends: Yes!! IRL and online (y’all know who you are, and if you don’t I’ll come tell you)

16. fallen out of love: It’s been a couple years since I’ve *been* in love.

17. laughed until you cried:  So many times.

18. found out someone was talking about you: In a negative way, yep, and it sucked. I thought we were friends... In a positive way? I think so! Well, found out people were happy about what I was doing and my work. So that’s been super lovely!!

19. met someone who changed you:  Definitely.

20. found out who your friends are:  Yeah, some friendships have fallen apart or been tested. That’s never fun.

21. kissed someone on your facebook list:  Yes

General

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life:  Most? I tend to accept friend requests from people I don’t *know* but have lots of mutuals with and I’m sure we’ve run into each other or run in the same circles. So like, 85%?

23. do you have any pets:  MY LIGHT OF MY LIFE, MY DOG ODIN. HE’S THE BEST AND I WILL SCREAM ABOUT HIM FOR DAYS IF YOU LET ME.

24. do you want to change your name: Ahaha, I’ve already changed my name. I used to go by my middle name and then started going by my first when I changed schools. I’ve changed my last name too. I’d make a mediocre spy.

25. what did you do for your last birthday: On my actual birthday, I got lunch with friends out and then had dinner made for me by other friends/my surrogate family (they made me steak) And then that weekend I went out for drinks with friends and my favorite bar tender bought me a round and gave me the special pint glass. It was a great birthday week.

26. what time did you wake up: 5:45.... uggghhh.

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: I was surprisingly asleep! Good job adulting Lauren, you went to bed on time.

28. name something you can’t wait for: I’m stealing one of my answers from K- The Punisher series! Also, moving to MA, finishing my second book, getting a new house, and currently I can’t wait for my second cup of coffee.

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: September I think........... Yeah, that sounds right.

31. what are you listening to right now: My co-worker’s FB messenger going off...

32. have you ever talked to a person named Tom:  I... think so? Sure. I’m sure I have. 

33. something that is getting on your nerves: My co-worker’s FB messenger going off!!! (Vibrate is a setting. USE IT.)

34. most visited website:  Tumblr, Pinterest, and Gmail.

35. hair color: Strawberry blonde/ red, and currently with purple, copper, and bright red highlights. 

36. long or short hair: Short, asymmetrical cut. I used to have long mermaid hair and chopped it all off. Showering takes WAY less time now haha.

37. do you have a crush on someone: I had a crush on an old co-worker, but I left and haven’t seen him in so long that it’s faded. Celebrity crushes? YO HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE??

38. what do you like about yourself:  I’d like to think I’m funny but Idek lol. I’m creative and passionate. I’m a good friend to people. I’m really proud of my empathy and compassion, especially in a world that tells you not to be. I’m also not to be fucked with, and I like that about myself. I like that I can fit into different groups, chill with different kinds of people, and no one can put labels on me because I don’t fit any mold at all. 

39. piercings:  Hold on lemme count... 11!

40. blood type: SHit, I should probably know this about myself... O.... Positive? Negative? I’m an O, I know that much! (bad job adulting Lauren. Bad job)

41. nickname: I don’t really have a nickname... Not that I’m aware of anyway. I’m not opposed to one! But my names don’t really make for good nickname material haha.

42. relationship status: single, and TOTALLY fine with that. Ya girl is too busy for that relationship stuff right now.

43. zodiac: Scorpio

44. pronouns: She/her

45. favorite tv show: Listen, stop trying to make me pick between my children I love them all equally okay?

46. tattoos: I have to count again, hold on.... 8!

47. right or left handed: right-handed

48. surgery: A few times. 4 maybe?

49. piercing:  see above.

50. sport: That I played? Volleyball (very poorly I might add). That I watch? Baseball. The only sport I give 2 shits about is baseball. And maybe rugby if it’s on and I like the team.

51. vacation:  I have a girls weekend planned for the end of this month. My last true vacation was to Beaufort with @asnowballschance and then up to North Adams, MA to visit a friend who had moved. Man I’ve traveled a lot this year...

52. pair of trainers: I have one pair of true “trainers”. The rest are like Converse sneakers or slip ons that can’t be used for actual physical activity, they just make me look sporty haha.

More General

53. eating: Home made trail mix for breakfast 

54. drinking:  Water... and more coffee

55. i’m about to: email my realtor, refill my water bottle, and start writing. I have a Camp NaNo word count to get to.

56. waiting for: NEWS ABOUT THE PUNISHER. GIVE IT YOU ANIMALS. Also waiting for the caffeine to kick in....

57. want: to find a house in my price range that DOESN’T need serious remodels. Seriously, I’m not Bob Villa. Let it be move in ready or close to it please and thank you.

58. get married: Yes! Absolutely! But the dude has to show up first... haha

59. career: Writer/author. I mean, I work an office job to pay the bills but that’s not my career. 

60. hugs or kisses: Both? plz love me.

61. lips or eyes: Eyes! I’m so enamored with people’s eyes- the color, the shape, the way they show emotion, the way they change in the light. I love it. 

62. shorter or taller: Taller? I’m 5′8 almost 5′9 so sometimes that’s hard to find...

63. older or younger: Older. I have the hardest time finding anyone my age who is compatible.

64. nice arms or nice stomach: Arrrrmmmmmssss. Not jacked. Just strong. Broad shoulders and a wide, strong chest makes me WEAK

65. hook up or relationship: Both, depending on my mood. I’m currently hooking up with a couple people, but I’m so not wanting to date.

66. troublemaker or hesitant: Hahahahha, I’m called the human embodiment of the grinning Devil emoji for a reason.

67. kissed a stranger: Yes. It was..........

68. drank hard liquor: Lord help me yes. 

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: My glasses are my everything. I’m so blind without them it’s awful. I never take them off. 

70. turned someone down:  Many times. I’m a picky girl.

71. sex on the first date: Sure, I’ve done it before. Worked out fine!

72. broken someone’s heart: Yeahh... It sucked at the time but it was necessary. 

73. had your heart broken:  Yes, in more ways than one.

74. been arrested: No, but I’ve been yelled at by the Coast Guard. That was fun.

75. cried when someone died: Of course!

76. fallen for a friend: Yes.

Do You Believe In …

77. yourself:  Yes! Most of the time. Okay, like 67% of the time. 

78. miracles: Yes, but probably not in the way you’re thinking.

79. love at first sight: Maybe? I’ve never experienced it myself though.

80. santa claus: I used to! Now I believe in the spirit of Christmas/ Holidays that make people want to keep the idea of him alive for children. It’s a precious concept and tradition.

81. kiss on the first date: Sure, if it feels right. Life’s too short. Kiss the person you wanna touch faces with.

82. angels: Yes, but again, not the way you probably think

Other

83. current best friends’ names: *EXTREME KRIS JENNER VOICE* I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS

84. eye color: Blue green

85. favorite movie: PSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH look you’ve made it to the end of this list do you really think I’m able to pick just one??? 

#get to know me #lists #these are fun I love these #Thanks K!! #about me

[skidspace]

🎂🍰🍌🎀🐣🐢

Hats you are so sweet your gonna make me cry 😭 🎂: I feel happy when I see you in my notifications. Same with you my dude
🍰: You’re sweet and I like you!Again same and I can't believe you still like me after all this time haha
🍌: Seeing you makes me feel optimistic. 
😊😊😊🎀: You’re a gift to this world.If anything I'm the gift of gab cuz I never shut up haha
🐣: You’re an angel. (I already did that one meme in the last ask but too bad) I can be your angle or yuor devil
🐢: Your presence is relaxing. This one honestly surprises me. I guess I do try to be chill with everyone but, again, I never shut up 😂 Thank you Hats. I loooooove you!

[nnandohoran]

Answer them all? I'd love to know more about you

Omg okay this will be fun! =p 

anaheim ducks: favorite hockey memory?

Probably going to the Winter Classic with my brother  

arizona coyotes: when/why did you start watching hockey?

I started watching when I got to high school and it was because my brother asked me who the Captain was and I didn’t know so I had to find out haha

boston bruins: best hockey fight/brawl youve ever witnessed?

I really can’t think of any specific fight...I think one I was a fan of was Westgarth versus Scott....I really liked Westgarth at the time, but Scott destroyed him lol. Also goalie fights cuz they’re funny most of the time haha 

buffalo sabres: have you ever been to a hockey game?

I have been to a lot =)

calgary flames: have you ever witnessed your team win the cup?

I have seen it 3 times actually! 

carolina hurricanes: favorite hockey siblings?

The Staal Brothers without a doubt 

chicago blackhawks: favorite hockey bromance?

Um Keith and Seabrook or Letang and Fleury 

colorado avalanche: have you ever met a player?

I have met a few like Toews, Mayers, and I think I met Bickell too 

columbus blue jackets: who do you think is the most underrated player?

For my own team, I’d say Hjalmarsson, but this is a really hard question. I think Hossa is actually kind of underrated in a lot of ways too. I honestly don’t know who I’d pick from other teams. 

dallas stars: who do you think is the most overrated player?

I could answer this and get a lot of hate for it so Imma leave it at that lol 

detroit red wings: favorite player that is not on your team?

I have quite a lot, but probably Letang or Zuccs  

edmonton oilers: have you ever been to a playoff game?

Yes! 

florida panthers: favorite hall-of-famer?

Probably Lidstrom or Modano 

los angeles kings: if you could pick 5 players to go to dinner with, who would they be?

lol uh Letang, Fleury, Keith, Seabrook and Burish 

minnesota wild: favorite hockey city (besides your own)?

hmm this is a good question... I was in New York around the playoffs one year and it was really cool 

montreal canadiens: if you could, is there any rule you would add/change/remove?

Honestly, I just think a lot of the parameters for suspensions versus fines needs to be looked at. Sometimes I just feel like they make no sense. 

nashville predators: favorite goal horn (besides your own)?

The Rangers....but also Lumbus’ cannon is kinda cool lol 

new jersey devils: if you could go to any game, anywhere, between any two teams, what one would you go to?

oooo this is hard! I think I’d wanna see a Penguins/ Flyers game or any Original Six matchup actually. 

new york islanders: do you have any unpopular hockey opinions?

I won’t name names, but I’m actually not a fan of a lot of the big names in the league. Not that I don’t respect their skill because they are the best of the best, but I just like other players over them. 

new york rangers: favorite lil hockey rookie?

For my own team: Hartman. In general Matthews is a really special players 

ottawa senators: all time favorite player?

I’d say Keith and Seabrook: they’re my favorite duo 

philadelphia flyers: favorite rivalry?

Hawks and Blues lol but that’s cuz I have a friend who’s a Blues fan so we like to talk a lot of shit to each other 

pittsburgh penguins: favorite celly a player has done?

Lol that one time Anisimov “shot” the goalie after scoring  

san jose sharks: one trade youre still not over?

Bishop to the Kings is the only recent one I can think of right now. NO WAIT Brassard to the Senators!! I miss him 

st louis blues: a player you love a lot and you still havent figured out why?

Del Zotto lol  

tampa bay lightning: least favorite/favorite jerseys?

Least favorite: the Predators home jerseys (which isn’t really about the playoffs I just really think they’re ugly)

Favorite: probably the Hawks home jerseys 

toronto maple leafs: if you could add a new nhl team, where would you locate it and what would they be called?

Alaska! And they’d be called the Northern Lights lol idek 

vancouver canucks: favorite hockey tradition?

Handshakes after a playoff series is over. I have to watch the first handshakes of the playoffs every year no matter who it is or where I am. I actually try to catch all of em if I can  

washington capitals: are you team USA af, team Canada af, or team other af?

Tbh, I’m team USA af, but also team Canada af which is probably frowned upon haha 

winnipeg jets: are you superstitious?

i am SUPER superstitious lol its ridiculous 

I hope you enjoy reading these as much as I enjoyed answering them! It was a lot of fun, thank you for asking!! =D